Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, October 05, 1928, Image 12

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Newspaper Page Text4 & VJOF, FOTTTT o fF,DFOT?D MATL' TTCTP.rXE, rFDFOT?D OT?Er,oy, FT?TD"Y. QrTO?.F.T 5. 102R. HliDl OKI) MAIL TRIBUNE Dally, hundar. W..klf PuhhaliH by tli. KEDFDHU I-JIINTIHU 00. , tl IT-ia N. Kir ML rhona 71 IllinKIIT W. RI'HI., IMitor 8. bUall-TKH HUH 11, Manager , an IuJeXnikiit .'eHaha.r Knttrrd aa eecond elaaa matlar It Med foril, Uirfon, under Att o! March 17. SUBSCRIPTION RATK8 Bf Hall In Advan.: Iially, with Sunday, .ar IiailT, with Hundar. month.. Daily, without huiiday, fear . Ilaily. without Sunday, month Weekly Mail Trlhuiie, oiw year ..f7.H0 .. .7S . . t.l'H .. .15 l.oo . no Uv furrier. In Advance In M.dford, Aah- land, Ja( kiuinvillo. Ontral l-oint, 1'hoenii, t filent, Gold Hill ami on llinhwava: Ilaily, Kith hundar. month t .76 ; lially, without Sunday, montl i Dally, without Sunday, one year... 7.00 . Itally. with Sunday, one year .00, All terma, caah in advance. UKMBKIt OF THK ASSOCIATED rnKSS lleceiiinf Full l.eaed Wire Hervlce I Only p.ip,-r In city or county rtceivinf i n.H. by t' legralih. Th AaaoriaU-d Prtaa ii eiclualvely en- j rilled to the use for publication of all i newa dia,alchea credited to it or otlierwiae . credited in thia pawr, ami ftlao to U. local oewa oubllalied herein. , All nshta for reiuhllcallon of apeotal dla i patchea ier"in arc alao reaerved. OHIclal paper of the City of Mrillonl. if final pair of Jacluton County, Hworti daily av.raif. circulation for all ! aaontba tndinc Apri! 1. 12. II , Adrertirlnif Representative! ! U. C. HfMSKXSKN (.'OMI-ANT i Officea In New York, Cbirjgo, Detroit, ' Ban Franciaco, lH Ajtgrlta, UcatfU, 1'ort. 1 land. ' ' ' ' Ye Smudge Pot riy Arthur Vcrrj frltl fn-fKuti plan Htiinrut'il on the morrow, ttntl It In nopoil they j tin not function like the lino wan I'linilioMi'il tif former inemlH-J'H of i tliv lortlan-l hall totlltl. . Try iih kIi would, th lady aulo lsl eould uoi jiark Jier 'vehicle and iii'rupy more space than the HUiier diDadn iuKlit type o,f aulo i-taKO. The Chinese pheattanl HcaKoii , opens October 1 "i. lluntern are ; cauliourd not to mistake a i'hinii inau for a bowl of chop nucy, and I wound a laundry i CharleH Cui'tis, the noble redskin vho in running for vice-president iCOlV), glibly InforuiH the nation. "I would rut her have j-qu vote ugahiKt me. than not to vote at nil." Mr. Curtis knowM whereof he KpeukK, aa a very mnall percentage j of the voter have heard or read Ills thrilling speeches on thu tariff, Ploticei m met and mingled yes terday, and re-crossed the plains behind a pair of hrindlc bull), and j le-chascd naughty Indians off the top of Table I lock. The pioneer ladles are mad because the uvcragc guest only devoured three I It ) fried chickens, eleven (II) differ ent kindH of isalail, ami an angel (Mike, and never touched one of the Tii varieties of Jelly. The coun try has run out of hardy gor iiiiinds, who put bacon gmtBC in their black coffee. These are the kind of day that nt might en out the fenflile frizzes with an impermanent wave. Th radio is making rapid htrlibs. and by l!(31 all will rally round thu name, making It unite-, i-essary for anyone to go 'lo the Ntiollum, hut the opposing football teams, the officials, and the an nouncer. 1'". Wortinnn of I'hoeiilx has re turned from Nebraska, ami will run for the legislature. As the campaign warms up M' will come to town In his overalls, and In his shirt -sleeves on sunny days. Mr. Wortman reports that 'ehras la has not bio wed away, t hough there was a sharp wr id from the north, and a Ka.le from politicians. Jle Miid his native heath would L'nl rrazy and Irmiteratle. The writer Is ihiiiklug some of voting lor Krauk, as he needs the punishment t hat will accrue fi um being sent to the legislature , and Would keep lilni from Journeying to California until well, along iu rebiuaiy. Me is a leading member of Hie agri cult 111 al yeomanry. A number are laid up with colds, that lay them down. Th'-ie will be (he usual iimta who will en cleaver lo "wear out" a cold this Uinter, despite the fact that a cold Is a.s durable as the nose of u ling, So far no "cr ing needs" have started lo buu I, and mi "burning Issue' burst Into flames. i,oix;i; imnk, inc., iii-rrr. "XothiiiM has happened this weeKi" tin Id a lairneU man. "except that I have annexed another but ton as an tuslunla of an ornnlxa lion whlcn 1 have lately Joined. John 1'liillp Sousa In his pit hn lest dayn would appear dishabille as compared in nie if I were to wear all the buttons and Inslnlas of the titganiZFitliinn to hlch I now be long. Of course during the last few weeks I have been wearing my vl Smith buttons, and have u sur licn nt variety to wear a new button every day and two on Sunday, as well as special buttons for various It-Kal holidays. It look liow us If 1 would Hot be able (o wear some of iny turn-political buttons until some time after the Hi rut of the year, unhss of course 1 fthoutd wear two buttons each d;iy, unit make a vulvar display of them, which I would not regard as being In good tatte, nor holly conventional. I may muke up my mind In the future to Join only such organisations as do not Usue buttons to members, and thus it void being mistaken, as 1 fie iiucntly am. for a tun table f and Jti-cent store." (Larned Tillei mid Tuiler.) I llnnk l-laiinilnrr tTUtiiM. hai.kNi, (Hi-.. ij,-t. s i'i !'"' N-In. il "tiUo Imnk -"i,ilni-r J-or the Inat two yearn, Ima ro-piKn-'rt and laken puMllun In tin-rri-illl ili'lnirlUK'nl nf Iho lirtd anil Htn.lt Imnk of Hnlein. Nelaun vriui In t-liiii k "ie llgl'l"tlon of Inwlvenl alnio lank nt J-f-rorumt. nlu-rllii unit Hrwonl, HIIWioi-o Sii-oi-l ravin,: run-Irjn-l of , ,V7 ,-t ' WHAT A DIFFERENCE TJIK nlliiT lay o iiii'iitioiioil liow jmliticiil -iiiiini";iis trans f or til iiiiiii(ins, mill how iiirlisini.sliii li (-1 ti i i tin1 jiiiltf lii t . As a Incut xaiiiili of lliis our atdaitiou lias lit'oii i-alli-tl to what tlit- (iiants I'ass t'ouriii- lliouiilit of .mint- Tlmiiins In-fore tlic t-li-i tion. Now the ( 'iniritT is lainliast ini; Ilic .lnd'.'t- anil call in;.' on all llic forces of !It.-avt-ii ami Kartli to elect, the (iiaiits 1'iiss eaiiilnlate, 1 furry Norton. The Courier sccmsjo think .IikIkc TIioiii.is is N. (I. lint three years ii'O it praised the efficiency of .hnlfrc Thiniias so hiyhly that the leuilin Jcniocriitie ncws)a)ier of Oregon, the I'ortliiiid Journal, was inspired to take this praise as Hie text of the fol lowing very interesting editorial: , A.V KXAMI'I.K fl'ortlnnil Jouriuil, Octohir 15, MiiS) 'I'IiIh iiitt-rt-Hifii; Klatemcnt )h made by the (11-iiiitn I'jihm Cou rier: "At thin time tlie circuit court docket, acconlin to County (Icrk K. Ij. C'oon. Ih in the ))CHt ftlnipt;. uh to ciikch IicIiik trictl or cleared from tlie tlocket, that hu ever been known in the hiHtory of (he county. A Kreat ileal o! natiHfactinn in beln cvprcsKed try members of tlie bar and litigants over the' efficient and effective work of.tudKe Thomas In brlnuiiur all cases to an ca;!y trial. On leavlni; yesterday there was not a stnKl. mailer reijuirini; tlie at tefitlou or the court, of wliieli disposition had not been made." All the blame for the law's delays is not with the rules of prac tice and procedure. Not a little of the fault is with JudBes. Other fault In with the lawyers. Above In (lie statement that In Josephine county the court docket, according to Clerk Coon, is "in tlie beHt shape . . . that has ever been known in the history of this county." Groat sat isfaction Is expressed by lawyers and titiKants over "the efficient and effective work ol' JntlKe Thomas in brliiKliiK ull cases to an early trial." Twenty-odd years neo Judce Hamilton mude a similar record of prompt dispatch of court business in tin: second district. Judc Huruett did the same thiliK fn the third district. Neither permitted attorneys to impose upon him with dilatory motions, in sincere demurrers and other subterftmcs for delay. They imposed fines when lawyers went too far. The lawyers didn't like it. Hut Hie people did. 1 lot ii .IiiiIku Hamilton and JiuIkc Humett are still on Ihe bench. Homo jitdKC Is i;oiHK presently to make u rct-ord tn IiIh court that will he such an example that tjie people will require other Jniu,'oK to follow It or (jet off the bench. It may be that JudKe Thomas ia now settiiiK dial example. - , iV natural iiery is : f tlitisc were tin' opinions held ilw. :i. ..lu I'ikw ('.iiiMi.i' tl.ei... (luil)L' ... ..I. .. .... I... .,11.. i i nr. rw until mil llu answer, oi course, is ohvious. We nrt now in tlie mmst i ri linn iutin ivimiui wuuir.itiPi in iiml fairncKs--ii olitirtil cauitiii.Mi. IV ........ !... - : :.i :.. ri nai ine oui irr wiim in .Jmltfp Thomas luisn't chiiiitfcd. Democratic praise thru, it must . ,imm snip to shore must be pio-:fn), , lv ,,iH stomach 'with al- jvbled with a guanl to prevent the p.ted iron hearing foods or inedi WILL WE HAVE ANOTHER "ROOSEVELT" PRESIDENT? !,!"ing of rats from the vessel. Hes. Like bailing a limit with jTheii. too. fumiKalion with hydro-!,, siT.Ve. Kxcepl poslblv in some Cyanic acbl gas pretty thoroly ills-. prisons or other instiuitlonH, lack TJIK selection of Kraiiklin I), linosevclt as llic I )cinocrat it; ! "OH('H ,,r uM '''" ' 11 K,,1i" bnid. tif Iron Im iirolia hly lu-vi-r tlie cuuh1. .... .. . . ! Ir ""' l'r"llfli- lii'c-fililli; ut mtMl r anemia, l-lillillilllll- Jin- ImviM-iHif ol New orli is II Inlllltc- to ( ,i.v-! wo.o not ronsl.-mtly timtiollcil l.v; feillrl.it MliJi CI-IIOI- .Smith '.s Hlliti(-lll slu-OWtlncsR. IiIIni-.i.m-. natural .ni-init-s and tl..-? , llsln., '''n.n ,,,, , Thrrf is ....tliinK of tin- suiM - mitt J l-c-si(it-ii ltiosi-vi-ll, lint In- il l i- i-.- im- j-it-iiii-iMs n iuiiueiii sirenin milieu ttuverinir rMllllll mens, j ' l.iln' liiu fiiiiiniiv 1,. i.Y.nii.i;., i!,.vvii ; ,. ir.,, i! Kl-mluHlf, of imli-iM-iiilent menus, flleetive lilci-in-v stvle, innl us LH - .,... , III, ;..! .1,.. I... A staiiiit-li Kiiiseopiiliiin, now JVit-iidly to Taiiiiniiiiy Hull, lint j 'n"l'j''''"'i y "f ,'!"'','",l"-ll"K '"''ihp h.-rd Is i.-cuimly tt-si.-.l r.n never u member of Unit 01'iiiiiziition (iiittl JWmeH.v uli-ned with j V".".Ihk- win, rnK or ,K..i "1'"'"!;,!' tlerirm a""",'- t lie I), enitie i-onp opposed to it) l-'nnikliii linnsevelt, with V,''"1?; "' ""lt",n liii.-.l dairy. tVrtlfii-'d milk Js ., . , ... . . ... . , ,. IuiMIhb will, docs. eats, woas.-ls. ,.,. ,..,w nii,ki ,, is aldn ,-,111.111 s siiimm i, t.iu in- 111 11 poMiion 10 tiraw voies ll'olll prae- : licnlly every political and social He will sircujjtlifu Smith m with 11 united Tammany, will Hironjr pair. And as thr situalion now .slands, Mr. liooscvelt is ,,s eertain of beini, Xew Voi-U's next tiovenioi- as lleW,,-,-. Hoover is certain of being- the cotinlry's ucxt President. . AVltereupoil tin interesting political vistil tipens. New York (iovernois have a confirmed hahil of bring , president inl noini iiees. What more natural than that (iovernor linosevclt should l ii i i . . ,. , . ,.., . ,, . ., . . ivepi, win most certainly e in mate slice while von slill h-vi an m- be thu Demo.-i-atie pi-esuli-nt ml elilididate ill HKIL'? II he is,i,l.. ulHa,-... ti- i,s,-t f ! fleeted and makes a leeord, this seems eerlain. ,.lw-Hi,iK may Just as well he made , , ... .... ., . , ,. , init lu'oof us ant, .hen uu are Then-' nue nlei- thliu; al I Anil then what do we see? We see the -oyal mantle ol the j i,i,ii,nB. , poverty. Your .hll.lren ,1 f.-.-l iiimioi-lal T. 1. deseendiiif; upon Ihe shoiildeis ol' bis biolhei-'si ""' t'"11"'. nil Milk fovdsi disunuea if you fail iu live up i . . ,. ... . shuuld 1... kepi Iu rut proof eon- to II. son, and inissinn Ills own sons ent in-ly. A t-ei-lain touch ol irony I taim-is. is introduced here 1 Kve'ryn here al,oul tin- illy i-iitH : A town Isa'l dead until Hh only . are liivlled n ml iiiltlvalu! l.v e-:llope of puhllelly Is to .send out I.Ike Ills distinguished ip-le, rrilllKllll l.nosevelt Would then , posed uarhai:.-. Tin- kuiI,.h;c le-'u su.ry al.ont a eat mloptlim a iup be a candidate for the 1'iesid v nl't.-i- hiivin.' been an Assist-I '"' , v' " ""' " "";'"' " ' hieken. ... , . . , joiil.v a few hours, must have a rat' ant eeretary ol the Navy, a ice I resident ial eandidate, and a tiuln co.er Don t in- too proud of your vir- I'ol-lllel- (I'OVCI IIOI- of New York ' i -N" PloK,essive eommunily will "' A wlnd-Moken old Horse 10IIIII ..OV.IIIOI lll.M 1,1 h, lolerale Krhm- dionp eve,, in !' "'' ' ' '"-."use lf Would the in I'd I Ifl hold throii).'h; I hey seldom do. And!ihe outsknis m- In Hi iviTons easier to stand still. the outstanding oh.slnclc woiild ate I rest. lent Knuseve t. itl eiilll'se. tvnv iinlnriniilv e.duit ,nu lliitit ten ycurs In'Torc liis tlcttth he felt like n "Hull Moose' ji vcritttblo hvMc.tl tornjulo "ntriu' lo v'o." 4jt , Franklin liooscvelt litis never severe attack of iiit'ttntilc iaralvsis, wlticlt ntatle hint a lielpless cripple, ten years ami, and, while greatly improved, he is still fur fruni I, ('inn it wi-H uiiiii.. MUTT AND JEFF Jeff'a Trick Brown Derby Is Almost Indestructible L smith SAWE Me Irle faooS BRowm fceRBY He u;oRe IM Fovit gubernatorial camPagmS AA)1 I HAT THIS tUPLlCAT tGRBV MAbe OUT 6F W60b FtBR. r'M KGGplrJfi THG. PCCGSS btftBV IM A SAFe AM WCARtMG TIS 0G tcAOSe Tri? UiaaTj PlOtr MArr rn a i . .w.-w. i in;ivir r MAKGS T IN)IeST(?v;cTtr3L. - J POLITICS MAKES y (he i'nrl);iml Jouriuil viiu .i.m H-U Imiv.- tl,,. l-,ti r., ...... -4 t I rtiui - t: incn. i ,-tu urniiutmu ,u riviu l.llDll t in.r. . ..... , i ... wns i rue, a is true tooiiv. If, his record was wortliv of le worthy of praise now. r - nia.i hIm.iiI tl,.- i-,w of t Im- possesses, in ti iieeiiluii- ire-'i-ee. . ..s,-s.se,l ,,l' -nieer,,! ,,,,,1 i iliiiiielv h pnitliii-l ol I'nik Ave-! l.i.. ! group iu (ircaler New York. New orU. and Smith, til course, strengthen hin illll. rllt'V lllllke n I he the matt it of licatth. '.'In ft ' : eoiimletelv recovered t'roiii sr jz MUTT. ji A IjUfll bv DAY FOR XBY. He. MUiT Be wise rOR JJ - . 1 rT -iijMWi l AL?TCC H. V THAT -T-S MAt, our OF K09VER " .V- . zr -' ' ''''iii-fl .-' " , I iNtesTRucT-BiG. J - I - T n '; -y--V: - (Sj s(7 vfieo6 I tz& ' xnhat- that Motser f . " ! The -.'allatil fi.'ht hi- lias inatle against this tcrrihli.' disease, demonstrated that he inherited the true Roosevelt .strain, anil ' would he an important factor in arousiiij- for him, and holding, jnihlie respect and esteem. i 1 1 lit alter all, there is no stihstitute for health. And of all places in this '"world of pain" in which it is a "sine (pill non," that place is tlie Presidency of the I'nitcd States. However, prophecy asitle. the selection of l-'ritiiklin Konsevclt was an excellent one, anil, regardless of party considerations, it ' will he most interest in-' to watch his future career. Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BEADY, M. D. Piffifd Ittteri pertaining to pergonal health and hygiene, not to dlteane dlagnoag tr ' trratiiii-jit, will be nwred ly Dr. HraHy if a itattipeti, ne'.lndiUftucd envelope ia enclosed. : Leltera ahould tic brief and writtrn in ink. Owing to the large number of letters re ; ceired. only a few ran h aiiflwered here. No rejily can be made to queiira not coniorm : Ina; to InaUuctiona. Aiidreaa Dr. William Ilrady, in care of thia newspaper. i 'J IIK KOIIKNT KltA IS I.OM-; IPO.V U.S. Kills Parker liuilrr's "I'Iks J I'ikk" and an u:r;isional narrative or iilctttrc of a jack rabbit round up in Australia ur Home section of our own wide West, in a KiV one a faint no lion of the situa tion, but here is a more impres sive fart vuurlied for by one of the bureaus of the. federal Kovern- : ineiit : Tin; rat Ik the active uutMit in !thc spread 'of hubonh jjlaKUi i which diseasr, in the -it-year pe irlod ended In killed over : I.'Mmi.ihhi iieoph! in India a )nr. IV.' , i i I i .o.-,. ,,,,,. ,....Kuy nun uvvn iriouieu iiirouKn enannrts of n tci national commerce to all parts , oi i ue worm, wnerc rontllilons favor the breeding of ratH and rat fleas. It in the fleaH on the rat.-. , , " - tilhlilhat carry the plague to man or , Ut other animal carrierH. These : iints iin; imi'iy iu nil est trrou mm ..... . . .. nquti I vi. ailtl piooaiuy Oilier IO- . ; ",uumi Ni,l,ll ,n,eHl' "iin various diseases, say one in- i-i-ii iuiiimi ill laniorma HOW ailU mcii; uoummss inose iUirreis , oorroweu c I leas lrmii i-:.ls I 1:1 , , . . . ' eiin-reu uom unguarueu Hinps ini ; port i rotu i no orient Sanitary MS1"",I,,,IN iUt l,ow sinct, man eeiy cable or rope or other bHidgeihiood. silly business for such at ," '. .iV Zm mZ Z. I ' .riiniiH-llc.l In flulit a luxini.- . fin- H'nti'M in food. i"" i fnnM.iis r..r titW ,,,-s,. ' To .!..-. .,unllu.. is ,UP tl,l.!;7:,:;,J1,,tIVu1,1,;,l;uI,;ul, """ "'! " ' "' 1""x"mn ; i-rr.-iH, snitKcs anil rn,li:allo , u n ji.h, nuns past's an- all min i or less successful In the bands of;llini. .,..., ... ,, ..vi,.., in-ir.- !'m'.mn, but only trapping is sateiv it ' and KUceessr ally employed by . j s in 1 ne name against. 1 th('H1, rodents, j J lagents. yu, way to suppress rat , is simply, separate the animals i from their food supply. Though t- i fl,ln,fiS :,mI attention to this mens. in the handling or storing of. foodstuffs iu the home, place of . business, or wherever food hl of ll,e poor. I'iieso munli'lp:-l poor, crimes sanitary feed and breed t mis l.v- tin. milti-anu i Mli.mbl think a res'dent or prt.pertv owner in the vicinity of such a nuisance would have an excellent substantia I da manes a'-r iint the municipality guilty of n.aiaiaiuing tho nuisance. .m. uioiis ior ine -iest. ucium oi rtj unii,.fted. rich dads must ar ials are u I veil In tuillrtill No. ISO ... i.... ; !issu,'l the rnlt.d states j'luuic iieaiui service, asniug-. lion. 1. ri:sTios ami Axswiats Do Not 'JYirk'. I hnf been having ;i break down in hfaUli which my physic ian Miyx is jjui cly nrrvoiiM. M y cowry i very mIuw. Wuuld vuti advise takiiiK the course of lirady symphonic cxen ises? Mrn. 1 li. J. Answer llehave ymiri-elf. I ad vise you to Kive your physician the air and consult onp who will try to determine what, (f -anytliint.'. ails you. This "breakdown" stuff is Just a lazy dortor'n alibi, or an inrumpet nt's way of say in k ''I don't know." Iron. In one of your talks you said that lark of iron in the blond is frldnui. if evrr, Ihe caiiMe of ane mia, and i ljer'fon iron, fit hor in food or in medicine, i not "!-,(... what is the a use of ane mia, ami what ran be done Air.-. ... j Answer A I a n y poisons may cause anemia poisons to which inc iiiuiviouai is c.poseu in oc- t.U,atiun. , livUxK u ,-roumliiiKH. in nostriiniK consumed on the i. ,.r -.. i. i .i ,,Hv..rllhifT' iin.l i..iu.inu tnvinu favorlte "cold cure" or "iieiirltis" remedv m iiiek- ,1U..UJ) dispensed at the snla fowl .i i. ,.. .i... ,",M. ,,' ""' -naine in me ,,IKt rlim ,i.,s, ovk red corpu.scles ,.., i, i.w .iw.. ti... ..... n.i.it. ,,. coloring matter) in the ZhV'VirVMZ rtificd milk as f a . as any other grade of mill,, if the cows are tested every six mouths? M. ('. !. Answer I cannot always specify k xv 1 milk that in my judgment certified milk is tl... in,r.-st n.l l sl Kni.lt- tVill tj,is jlur..st Krado ot' milk itwlM initio limn inillim 1 v market is at nind econouiv to buy it. .... pnrucmariy ior iniauis ana in i i4i when it is available. (t'upy right John K. I Mile lo.) Quill Points Thrift urges yon to ,.e until you nr. to,, old to eat n. The installment olan cuts a Il is brutal to make fun Idiots They really think they , ' ; m,1MM- Note to Al: No he-rse ever won a race while switching flies. If amateurism is to be nreserv- ' ' .ias: it you re too accent m rrnit nl.out a nasty i-rtnii an, I fi-nii Rippling Rhymes (By Walt non.) THK ONE VKi; Jim Ilildad is a saintly soul, a riid moralist, indeed; save that h likes to fill thu bowl of liis old pipe witli noxious weed, and let tlie smoke trium phant roll, lo no cheap fr.illtlfi. does he plead. W hen liltdad'i day of toil j$ done, he likes to smoke an hour or three, and w a t r h the a rea t re d ti la r i n K sun sink slowly in the western sea; it is his only kind of fun, his only form of harmless gU'f. He doesn't drink, he doesn't swear, he doesn't play unholy yames. or loaf alonn the thor oughfare to flirt with idle vamping dames; flay after day, with ardor rare, he puts Ills shoulders to the names. He is ho free from faults and flaws, his one small weakness should not score: the pipe thar dec orates his jaws should make no human beini; sore: yet workers in a Sacred Cause- a.sail him .dully at his door. There are some pure ami spotless folk, im pelled by motives most sublime, who see in blue tobacco smoke the evidence of ". and crime; they i-ee Jim rjff his pipe and stoke, and then his frame they deftly elimb. A moral leper he appears to stern reformers of this slripe. and they bombard ,li is patient ears with ianjruaue 'scoria and ripe; they view Willi deadly doubts and fcrs. . .the influence of his old pipe. Poor Jim Is roasted up and down, and to and fro. and back auain; 'most every day he's roasted brown, and urjeed from briar.i to abstain: yet he's tlie only, man in town who has no habits bad and vain. an opinion, you are "certain to be J drawn on the jury. Anioricanisni: itrsenttni; the faet that the menu is lit'inl.-.l in l-'r.-lu-h. I keepliiK still about it lest people ! think you arc a lowhruw, Writing a play is hard work, t Think how many you must attend in order to steal your stuff. ' I Terrible new weapons can't pre ! vent war. When man invented the i spear, he invented a shield lo slop ! it. ' Young intellectuals would be ideal lawmakers for a country in habited solely by young intellect uals. .Vote to scenario writers: When the hero turns his back and leave: forever, th' deserted female niuit hold out her arms. It's "u law or something. 1 At forty you bcuin to reati.e that 1 a vote for riuhtcpusifess doesn't i change anything except the name j of the office holder. A caniaign without mud is one In which the candidates are too i dignified to notice the nasty things ! done by their supporters. ' This makes five times in fifty ', two years, as all good Ucmucrats I know, when the .Maine election has not meant a darned thing. Correct this sentence: "I'm as careful of the furniture In a hutel room." said he. "as I am at home." Political Talks on Air Tonight ; l'OUTLANO. Ore. Oct. ft. Mt I. oca I political broadcast from KCiW tonlht Includes: T:;t( to s p. in. Democratic campaign ' program. National broadcasting company. N10W VttKK. (ct. fi. (Po litical speakers on the radio to night include: He publican : l.ouis Marshall, at M :U0 p. in., eastern time, ox'er Woll and 2 ff stations of the Co lumbia broadcasting system. Democratic Assemblyman Mau rice Hlocli. New York, at 7 p. in., eastern time, over WJ'A network. I Iovernor Albeit l Uitchie of Maryland at !t p. m., eastern time, over WMi'A. (lilbert M. Hitch cock at ln;."tO p. in., eastern time, over WJ'A chain. S.rinuri,-lil OmtrarlM Irt for 'nntrlH-lion of fills at cast unit ' w npinoiu-lii-B of i-iv.-p 1.1'IiIk.-. SAMPLE PRESIDENTIAL BALLOT I intend to vote for. for President nt the November I am registered a.s a Signed (Xme) .-- Address li 1 t H (Fill out and mail to Straw Triliune, Medfonl, Oregon), iiiIh Cratt. lift-litii lliH-flliM(i-lilisln' Jiili piiit(iliiililt. tla t-ulil-. out .rcr ill r.-irmt-r. '-tiiiril c-al, IttMik-uiii.' Miy.-s AlKs Taxtit J.lp pliiriil. in tli- fin-rent Ismic- n' "llt-tirlli and JltMtu-.'' FEARS ARE HELD II IB ! KU.MOXTO.V, Alia,. Oct. (!') Kears were fi-lt here totiay for j the satety uf th ;jy passengers ,and the crew of lh- Hudson U;:y icoinpiiny's steamer Uijitvibutor. iir ! reported since she Iri Ahlavil; Sept. 1 bnunil down tin- Macken :zio river for l-ori Smiih. Siie i.-; Ii'iglit days overdue al llic latter i port. This late in the year low water ;and ice ave a menace to shipping I and company officials I ear that I the ship has cither been sunk or stranded somewheie along the rea 'lies of the riwr. far from .civilization, she was making her last trip of the year. The wireless station at Fort Simpson, which might have some word of the missing steanifr. . ;s dismantled at the present time. .changing bnation. and will h- un ! a hie to send message for two or j three more days, th'-y said. They I are hoping some word will com" pof tlie steamer when coniinuni I cat ion is re-established, j Among the passengers on the I distributor are !ish..p ;t-dd-s, n w ; head of the M:nkenzie diocese oi' ! the church of l.ngland, nnil .rch j deacon Klemlng. She carries a crew of about 20 men. that you think a lot of. invest iu a penny postal and w uil! send vou i free a delirious. conUi-d. r ;olv-tn-: cat dinner thai will m.-ike him h;-t-. py.- It's a full can of Kit-K-IIaiion. lion. j niAl.M'Klj llllOK.. Inc. V(M I'lco. Ia Anavlev, Calif, l'aclory. Itoi-I.toi'il, Hi. Political Announcements mii:i;iii- I a.', tin- ri-uular llui-ul.lii-an nominee for slu-rifi' of .laok.-ou bounty. If elivL-.l. i co-ope-Irate with all officials In lite -,,-. forei-inrnt rf all laws. ! -ii.i;i.i:s n stacv. 1-alil Av. ttoiitc I M-ilf,.nl. LA Hi. if you own election. -....(Name party) " , . - Ballot - Contest - Etlitor, Mail- HE uni nunc , ATTEND MEETIN8? OF FIRE CHIEFS S.U'KA M KXTO, t'al.. Oct. :,.- i,V) Three governors tiovernov C. f. YouiiK of California. (lovernor 1. Patterson of Oregon and (lovcnmr Fred B. Ualzar of .Vevada were were quests lust ni-;ht at the au ntial banquet of tiie I'acilie ('oust Fho C'ltiefH' uKsociation, a fc.itnro of lite convention now in sessiuu he i t'. This afternoon the firemen dele. KatrH are to he taken on an auto mobile trip into Placer and NeViula coiuily rAold cli'ins autl have din ner and their evening's euterlnin. nienl at Auburn. The volunl lire departments ot the two conn ties arc lo be tiosts. Vancouver. It. C. and PaHadenn, Cal.. are wasinjj, campaigns to w in the convention. The Canadimi : city was believed by many today '. to have garnered t ho greatest nuiii , her of voten. The convention city 1 in to be selected Saturday, Fanchon-Marco Revue Sunday I Kauchnn and .M;irco's "heaver r.eauties" Idea; the stage altrar . tlon at Hunt's Craterian, tln-atri! next Sunday, takes its name from tile sixteen (Jeoriria l-anc bc:iiitii's '. who are appearing iu its as the j featur d attraction. 1 Next Sunday's act has lui-n siagt-d almiit tlie girls Kivlim proin ; inent I'usitiou to their seusatioiKil l dance numbers. j Their dancing Is noted for its j ctockliUe exfculfon, each of tin ' sixti-eii girls.' jump and l.icli at tin ; same idcutienl moment, and will, ' eo.ua I gracefulness and agility, it ! is said. ' Th- Trado Twins, late of (JeoiTfl I Whit.-'s "Sciintlals" will also h 'seen in the Idea, i Astoria Council approve pl:ia to clnse streets past schools dtir in:r noon ami recesses. Charles D. Stacy For Sheriff I hereby announce my eandtilacv for the office of sheriff, ns immi nee of the HepubHean parly, and tender my sincere thanks to tin electors in the county who favored me Willi their support in the pri mary election. 1 have spent nearly the whole of my life in Jackson county as a farmer anil liorticul turalist. am a heavy taxpayer and feel that t know the press im needs of the county. I have made no promise to any individual or fac tion in my campaign and in the event of my election will he free to appoint deputies in tlie legal, tn and other departments best suited to serve the taxpayers with a view of efficiency and minimum ex pense. 1 also pledge to eo-oerat;i with all county, state ami national oft'irVrs in enforcing all our hiws.k show lug an partiality to any off fender or fugitive of the law. t'HAKt.KS D. STACY Konte I, iU)x 11, .ledford. Paid Adv. - WE DEVELOP FILMS FREE West Side Pharmacy "The Rexall Slort" By BUD FISHER ; . ; ; IT " ' "