Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, September 24, 1928, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextWBOFOKD htATG frKlBUNE?, hlHiOHOKO, OftEOQX7. MONDAY, fiEPTEMPET?" 2-f. 192S - MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE Dally, Hundaj, WkIIj Publiahtti by the VGDFuKi) rui.vn.NU CO. ISJ7-J0 N. Kir St. rhorn 76 KOBKKT W. RUH Bditor B. tiL'UlTKK HUIT1I. Manager Ad Iridt-jMlt-ut N.wsi-str Entered as eefond class matter at Med lord, Ureguri. under Act' et March 8, 1879. SUBSCRIPTION BATES hf Mill In AUvum-e; Iiaily, with Sunday, year 7.E0 liaily, with liiu.tiay, mui.lh 76 l'jtly, without Sur.ilay, yur t.UO liuily, without hunJuy, ntut.tb ... .( WtjAly Wail 'friliim-, oim fnr. . . . 2.00 KuiHlay, one year i-'1 Uy C'anler, In A-lvano In Mediord, Asli- Ui.tl, Juikrumv.il.-, CVntral I'uiiit, i'hotiifx. Itilnit, Uui.l Hill anil on Hiifliwajs: Ituily, witli Suinluy, iiiontu $ Daily, wiOiuut .Sumlay, motitli Did ly, wittiout Kumlay. one year... 7.00 Daily, with Hum!.., one year 6.00 All terum, cubh in advance. UKMI1KK OP TUB ASSOCIATED l'RKSa Keefivinn Kull J.faswl Wirt) Service Only paper in city or county receiving oewa by t.leKra-jli. The AsaocluU-cl Trem In exclusively en title.! to thu utte fur publication ol all news dlfi.at(hra freillted to It or otherwise credited in thin paper, and also to the local uewn publislitd herein. All riulita for republication of peels! di- p&tcliua herein are aiao reserved, U...nwr, nvorair rtrcnlfti inn for ail months ending April 1, 1H2S, Jlf32. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry A few more vituperative ad dresses by the Rev. John K. Sim ton of New York, against Tum iminy, and the average cllixen will not know whirl. In Uu worst rvll: Tuniiniiiiy or tin- Hev. Straton. Juvenile Nlioneso of Ihesi-iin.-ru nin liecomimr Amerleanizetl fumer thun isusppcted. One nuch, ' adilrcsscd cheerily this morning by J .. l.,..Mon .. dlrnnlnrl 1 1 1 lllf realms of Satan. The senator from Maryland, Saturd.iy niKlii rhar'd that Her bert Hoover had a drink with Clarence Durruw fund what of It. if he did?). The .senator, ft was revealed later, was talking like he had Koveral, ut it i not known who with. J,ast Weok'H Meanest Jab at the Women About the only word hdipu of our politically minded ladiPH Heem to know is "nulliriea . lion" and they don't jummii to know what even that means. (Ohio Stale Journal.) RACK TO UK KKKX SAYS CALIFORNIA COACH ; OHIO ION MAY .MAKK HIM OTT A UAH" t Kd lino Kugenc Ouard.) The fool ball scoi-es at 1 be I'ofO shr football forces at the I'oTO, heller concentrate on scoring a few touchdowns, Instead nf impeaching the statement of a couch. Len Carpenter was seen Sumlay In one of his lower rank union, and flipped a merry paw at humans on the pedestrian path, The June crop of babies aro be ing whisked downtown these glori ous afternoons In their go-carts, antl ever now and then, ono Ih mioozlng beneath a pink colored coverlette. Information to 1 lurry Hansen, the Hates coterie, et a I Our Re publicanism is still intact, but if the country runs out of luck and gets a Democratic administration, starving to death with Al Smith in the White J louse, will not be as distressing as with the ordinary run of Democratic presidents. Several Oregon autos last week 'ailed to heat the crossing to the train. A carload of tourists went thru Sat. If they will hide out for a week, they could give an Imllallun of a refugee of Ihe Florida hurri cane. F. Hybee denies government sla tlsiies that the stockmen are pros perous. M r. Ity hee says he has devoured slatlstlcs before. A shipload of information on (he causes, operation, orgtitiizalion and effect of alien criminals in Chi cago has been compiled, instead of n shipload nf alien criminals of Chicago. An Upstate wrest lei has been nwanbd $ I ,ti I K.'Mi, as the result of being run into by an auto. He Mied for $:tei).oni). but the Jury, gnl a look at the auto. He was not much of a wrestler ur he would have IwiMed the engine off Its foundation and burled il In the driver's lace. Somebody should get original and remark: "This is Indian sum mer," And Sn tin day afternoon Hhoutd he chased back on (be reservation. I.ady Ford-Coupe of the local Imitation Itrltls); set. has been hanging onto the left wing of a prison escape, but he wears an Imported London lounge suit. He can crack an Knglish walnut with Ills back teeth. A stranger ordered a waffle this morning, and ate the plate by mistake. The hidden glMgh. "GltAIM.S Shr PIMt I'tllWI). FINK FOR JELLY"- (Art this paper.) Tin: mill Oh. gee, this hill is awful steep, Jlllt When you're up, the view's suHnne. I know 1 11 never be on time, llecause I always oversleep. Jty gosh, you're Mow: you simply creep; Hut don't tell me It's hard to climb. Oh. gee. this is awful steep. Hut when, you're up, Ihe view's sublime. Von can get autos nwful cheap, JlUt Dud said 1 can't spend a dime I'll Iran 1 hiifto. It's a crime, .Except for mountain goats, or fdi Oh. gee, tl htll Is awful steep. Hut whri. you've up, the view's Kllblll) e. t Kansas City Star.) HERE AND WIIEX finvpraor .Smith finds it necessary tn drag In his re ligion us an issue, and Sena lor Bruce finds it necessary' to tell the voters of Maryland that .Seeretary Hoover had a drink with Clarence Harrow, and Senator Curtis carried a hip flask to the horse races, well Ono is forced to the conclusion that the Pemo.-nitie caus' must look pretty desperate. At this rate before the eampaitni j is over tae Jlepul'.icitns may he inclined to use that famous war, phrase: "Don't shout; the poor devils arc living." ! U would lt! iiiifoi'tiiiiiile if lion should entirely ei'lipse interest in the loeiil and statu elec tiims. .Mi'tll'onl lias to select a mayor, there is a state ineome tax to lie disposed ol', antl the usual assortment of initiative hills. KenardinK the latter, the slogan, "When in doubt vote No," still holds frood. The income tax measure is quite properly one for popular decision, hut most of the other measures are not. As lout; as we have representative (.'overninent, the representa tives of the people, 110L the people themselves, should deeide upon all hills of a leclinieal and complicated nature. Med ford has rown ami is still rowin. Home people who realize the advantages of this condition do not seem to realize the necessary obligations. (Jrowth means not only increased business, but increased municipal expenses. The new paving program is an item under the latter heading. Medfortl cannot expect to enjoy the maximum profits of its growth if the in creased improvements involved are not provided. The const met ion of new bleachers at Ihe High School font ball field starting today, will be welcomed hy all football fans, which in a few weeks will include, practically all able-bodied citizens in Modford. Kvcnlnally the field shouhFhave seats for all who arc sufficiently inljresud to pay the price of admission. If we uudcrslisnd (.nverunr Smith eorrcelly. he favors the public ovuc)yiip nf public utilities. For if the theory is sound for power it inns, be sound for oilier departments of industrial activity. No doubt many people still favor public ownership, Senator Xorris of Nebraska eerlainly does, hut we have an idea more believe tl".1 less the government enters business, ex cept to see that it is conducted honestly and in the interest of the people, Ihe better fur the country and everyone concerned. QUILL Some brothers and siste little properly. s Russia isn't Ihe only stale that There's the slate of intoxication. There's nothing new. The invented years ago by the hen. There are two classes: Those destined to be successful and those who delight in success magazines. Perhaps moderns pel because verse and can't think of another Standards change. Thirty years ago the news butch have sold modern ad illustrations at a quart, r ca X Never accept a ride from a of man, and in any ease he will The turtle, parrot, alligator and elephant live for ages, and you never saw one of thou playing golf or taking a daily dozen. Americanism: Kducating 100 a month instead of a job Statistics mean lillle. New many law violations as London I'adlocking homes has its bright side. I " n less they are c on the inside, a lot of people won't find il out until tin is up. , No husband needs suffer. him assert himself. It will be Kdison says people who deep iu ;i( a few lnoiv a wizard. yenrs of gel I Correct this sentence: ''I'rize said Ihe publisher, "invariably are t MUTT AND JEFF 6Ce, x'vc lost ry WflTf U 1 t- LI A V. -i-il- C I T Ll rvA r ' X IJMvsr GO TCLL rAOTTJ P 4 THERE inlci - cst in the I'rcsidi'iiliiil ult'c-j POINTS i 1 I love one another and inherit makes marriage loo easy. modern sanitary package was they don't know how to con wise - crack. ould stranger. He may be that kind think you that kind of a girl. the boy to prefer a position at at $72 a week. York would have fiOO times as if it had about "()! more laws. ;mght vcar If he is given a cold supper m.ide hot for him. let Icasl - a. i ms inlclli".ent. aU(( ' nouni malic tianglMerj j novels and prize if best work of t h stone year." That's What We Call YOU SAY You COST Youli. WATCH I X)it YOU WOUFY ne- Pouct? V TH CtTY.f-J w:4 m' Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. Signed letters pertaining to pergonal health and hygiene, not to diseaae diagnosis r treatment, will lie anewered tr l'r. Braiiy If a alarnped, .ell-addressed envelope i. .neluaed. Letters should te b-ie( and written in Ink. 0i,,tr to ttte laife number ol leltera re ceived, only a few can tie nmr.ered here. No reply ran le made to queries Qot conform ing to Instructions. Address Dr. William Brady, in care of tliia newspaper. IIAItlTS. HOIilllCS AND ni:irn Xn. ,i nt-itikltiti- U'att-r With ScniPlltiiiir In It. The foil:; at cjiuii flatly d"- ' eliio" to drink the jterfertiy pure; qwaliT front the WII hecmifie they : vay lb-y .aisle .su.pluir r fome- lh'"K '" On the other hand, t they buy by thvl case that awful i concoction known I as pop, root beer , or whatever the . Ktorekeeper h a :i in s I o : k. and drink the stuff w i t h rn.Hilfe.stu- : tions of iileasure. 1 If tliere wi-ro a! t h i r d hand I miht add that I've known thene 1 santi! folks to make a dreadful fus:i iibotit taking a bit of medicine in ! ft whole gla.t.fful of water, wbicn I icvear had it more puhitubU- fla- , vor l hen tlie aforesaid bottled liquids, ; Many valetudinarians like to j drink from a half pint to u pint; of water, ho, first thing on rising i In the morning, as a sort of in-! turnal bath. They believe this I washes out t tie Hiomaoh. So Ui does. Hut what of 11? The wuter , tier bans remains in the stomach ' a Tew minutes longer than nicejuil.s If he takes calcium lact.'ite cold water does, but inside of half-nfier meals for the asthma? .Mrs. an hour, :is a rule, it passes on ' K. A. Into the intestine, where some of, Answer. The doei.ir who p re It may be absorbed into the blood. ' sTibt-s the heart medicine should For feeble folk this practice of : decide thai. If you husband's ci.n taklng hot water on rising is alljdition Is what Is sometimes called right, if they like it. For younger t cardiac (heart) "asthma,' Ihe cal or more vigorous folk it is gen-! ciimi lactate will do no good any erally better to take it cold. Hut s way. unfortunately n good many of these valetudinarians make a practice of; saltii.L: their matutinal Imbibition. I How they cu down the stuff with a spoon I'ul of salt in it. Tea n't iiiKiine: see ins to n;c a nice big drink of salt water is Ideally suited to come up shortly after il goes down. However, they like it so. I'robably some old doctor conceiv ed the nation that -salt aids the "asslmil-.tion" of the water. In view of the common custom of eating naturally salty foods and additionally salting many dishes in the cooking or at the table, most of us get a little more salt than1 is really" good for health. It is therefore unwise, in my judgment. to put salt in the water one drink-, if one can possibly down Ihe water without the salt. Jf that is impos sible, then I should say, never mind washing the stomach in the morning. Content yourself with a thorough Job of the .places he-j hind your ears. ' The practice nf imbibing a pint of water early in the morning Is a natural aid also to the function of the intestine. It favors regular perislulsiM, and regular evacuation, J especially If ono retains It ifnlil after breakfast. t dare not express my opinion of the chemically colored and fla vored beverages so commonly foisted on the young people today. Hut I may be permitted lo say that I never could understand how anybody, when thirsty, can prefer an artificial drink to pure water. So far as the effects of these man ufactured drinks are concerned, I believe they do no more harm In general than do the products now served as ice cream and candy, and that's nothing at all to worry about, he the alleged delicacy ever so cheaply concocted. All t object to is the way some of the vendors of t hese fabricated sweetmeats ex ploit the "health" Interest or rath er the popular credulity about health of course all at the con sumer's expense. It is jy. excellent habit for every ore to drink from two quarts to :i gallon nf water daily, half with tii'-.il"--. the rest between meals or eluht and morning. There should !e nothing in the water, as a rule. U'de-ri. perhapr,, a wee tract of h'orln if you are r.ot nure of the purity of the water. t "KSTION'S 1 .WSWI.IIS atcrbrah. Is there anything that will Mop u .Merbrash ? I am a prospective l,ll1l..I- fll .f-sl..1,.. h;tve been nauseated nearly everv day . . . .Mrs. S. K, Answer. Try taking five grains of prepared chalk (calcium ear M,li'1' ' in-ee in- i our unit's iiauy. "leHtguinuy. Kindly tell me whether ther danger of children being defer if first cousins marry. X, L. i Answer. ll depends upon the family history. If there Is any heritable taint or defect in the family, obviously the chance of Service HO But r put AM A 1 IM Ti ft nFORD MAIL i rilBUNt iroR IT I IT'S THE BCVT WAT-At) Mf-UlUfA IN Trie ciTYl r trans-mi ttlng it to the children Is doubled by such linerr lurriagc If the family Is free from lieritable dffi-ct, th-re is no reason why the children -should not be noripal. Hooks and (jeriits. How can a bible used by n con sumptive Just passed away be made sine for others? .Mrs. A. R. U. Answer. If the book is not vis ibly soiled It Is perfectly safe for other to use. if it is visibly soiled it hhould be destroyed. Haw Oats. Is eating raw or uncooked oat meal injurious to a person health?- M. 1!. Answer. On the contrary, H is rather a healthful habit to eat some Mich raw cereal frequently, if you like it. Often it is heller to cook oatmeal only 10 or J 5 min-i utes. if one likes it sn. This short cooking leaves some starch un- ; changed to dextrin, and the starch , favor ladle fernfentation in the colon, a desirable state. j Wheezliitf. My husband has asthma badly j and it allects ins m-art, so that he li-kes heart medicine before each meal. Will it interfere with O'opyrlghl. John F. Dille Co.) Rippling Rhymes (By Walt Mason.) IXVlTlNfi TUOVI1I.K A man may have the best of health, but if tie has the dread that maladies may come by stealth, he shortly may be dead. lie may be sound as Her cules, but If he broods all day about some fanciful disease, he'll wilt and fade away. There, are unfortunates who lalk for ever of their ills, who to the drugstore daily walk to buy new kinds of pills. They have some soreness In the heel, their eyes are red with rheum; and every little pain they feol portends, an early doom; they have n pimple on the nose, a chilblain in Ihe ear. and all such dreadful facts disclose the truth that doom is neur. If one keeps thinking he is,siek, he surely will be 111, and he will bid his wife be quick and bring another pill. I used to be a gloomy soul, who thought much of disease, and I would hear the death hells toll whenever f might sneeze. I went to doctors here and there, and gloomy things they naid would fill my person with de spair I thought I'd soon be flead. I read a lot of almanacs containing diagrams of pain that ruin people s back and rend their diaphragms. I mingled much with groaning wights who talked of Ills they knew, of how they spent their wakeful nights with pain In joint and thew. And then I went to Dr. Jones, who lives across the square, and told him of my aching hones unci of my falling hair. He laughed to scorn my tale of woe, anil said, with mocking gin nee. ou 11 live a hundred years or so. if you'll hut sing and dance. Forget all symptoms of disease, forget your phoney ills, forget the tinhorn maladies, and non explosive pills." 1 took the counsel he unwound, and all sad things forgot; ami now I'm feeling- hale and sound, although perhaps I'm not. Brisbane's Today (Continued from Page One.) fleet, and submarine fleet. We haven't either. Our statesmen think that if yon kiss the Euro peans HARD KXOl'GH, on each WHY, you poofc i fx' going, ' - SIMV, YOUTJOM'T DOWMTD suPPos.e ANY BOZO UMO fINOS it ts gonna ReTuRM V JUST OFFVCG AMD See. if rue GOT AfvJY BECAUSG VOU PuT AM AO IN, VCT! T0 vow' Il I 7 f if . ( SAME SlHC&THSy I ifil'rWInMilMA' 0 X A V MAT& Mt 5LtEP cheek, that will take care of the future. It won't. The .Russians have brains. A Viennese chemist, Alois Fisch er, produces a rudium alloy, plati num and radium, enormously en hancing radium efficiency in cancer treatment. 1 The results are said to ho as tounding, smaller quaatiities of ra dium are required. Another impor tant step taken toward conquest of cancer. M Newspaper publishers will learn, with a dry eye, that Canadian pa per companies have been unable lo agree on reducing their output, face ia newsprint "glut." Working 7S I per cent of capacity, Canadian mills tarried out more than liUO.000 tons j of newsprint in August. That I should help deserving United States publishers. j Germany will invite our learned ! young financier, Owen li. Yoimy, to redraft the Dawes plan. Haven't Americans done enough drafting and redrafting for Eu rope ? Why not let Europeans do their own planning, taxing, robbing, etc.? Must the. country be a perma nent catspaw to pull chestnuts out of the German fire for the allied beneficiaries? Frnnef will nllnw her colonies to vote. Rritnin. Reltrfuin. Itatv. nor-! tugal and Holland deplore this step, saying "natives should never he allowed to dominate." ; French, democratic, also logical and sincere, may learn once again j that democracy doesn't always work perfectly. In the excitement I of revolution, France gave com i plete self government to certain j black men in the West Indies. They -had lived under French control. I building and operating fine docks land warehouses. Allowed to rule j themselves, they moved over to ; docks and warehouses governed hy : Englishmen, took wages there and fallowed their own to tall to ruins. i See Fronde for more informal ion. i iiuuren cannot govern ine nursery or school. Fifteen or twenty lhousand(years a-':o a bison, now extinct, roamed this continent. Scientists find In the hones of those extinct creatures sixteen arrows proving that ten thousand years , before Tun tank Hamen, a sort of civilization ex isted on this continent. Collectors of "early American furniture" may have to go farther back than .Martha Washington Cln unified ndvortlulmr eeti roRiilN TH IDSft OF WASTING A Tjuck! ADVERTISING FofJ IT- WANT -AtS APC O.K. FOR RCMTIMG ROONS Ofe GGTTIMG A Jofej Bur Hfr. fAUST thinV; PeoKe "OVz kecees vs. M6TTO: . S m A Strange Bed Fellows I asatss. - aW'a I i - 5PEE0 j Mr. and Mre, JXtie Plum, mar ried hi Itttu. couldn't .start I h cl ear last eveiilii, m they had V go bed hungry. One more unto mag-: ! mi to fer Hoover an lit' 1 1 have I j buy n third tin. (Copqyright, John F. Dille Co.) DENIE CAUSE OF ATTACKS ; . j LoRATXF O Kept 4 t,Pi j " A t,,!tt religious motives j underlay her recent appeal to the ( n,,,, conference of ihe .Methodist Kpiscopal church lo oppose the election of Governor Smith was e m bodied in an address prepared for delivery- here last night by Mrs. Mabel Walker Willebrandt. Later .dispatches from Chicago said that five pages of publicity containing a portion of Mrs. Wille brandt's speech had been recalled ' te -extern republican he.'tdtiuar after distribution to newspa pers. No explanation was given beyond a statement that a "mis take had been made."- LOOK. X- COT seven: thgir In reply to criticism voiced by Mrs. Willebrandt, in her address, as given to the press, made a counter charge that Smith had "he ' come the greatest force for disre- g. of the prohibition laws In A ,i' ' ca today," and as such "drew" ner opposition. The ad dress was for delivery before the .Northeast Ohio conference of the Methodist Kpiscopal church. Two resolutions endorsing Herbert Hoover were submitted for action at the conference today. "Religion has nothing to do with it," Mrs. Willebrandt said in the prepared copy of her address. "We condemn his (Smith's) record, acts and utterances. These make him Wince. So he seeks to shield him self behind a religious issue an Issue that he raised himself in this campaign." CHICAGO, Sept. A)- Con- j gressman Walter Newton, head ot i ihe speakers' bureau at western i republican campaign headquarters, ! t o d a y cleared the mystery sur rounding the recall last night hy I the speakers' committee of mimeo- graphed abstracts of an address of , Mrs. Mabel Willebrandt before a ; Methodist Episcopal church con , ference at Lorain, Ohio. He said the abstract copies sent to i;ineago newspapers were kuiii ! ered up when it was found that j Mrs. Willebrandt was not listed as ! a scheduled speaker by the repub lican national committee, and not t because of the address itself of j the abstract of it. It was picked up in order to vaoid complications in the future, i including requests for abstracts of addresses not scheduled by the committee. Newspapers which ob jected to giving up the advance abstract, he said, were Informed they might use it if they desired. In the address Mrs. Willebrandt attacked the candidacy of Gov ernor Alfred K. Smith because of his prohibition views. tshmke Insurance High. LOS AXllKLKS. tVl'l The state corporation commissioner announc ed tha tin future permits for salo of building bonds would be issued without earthquake insurance. He said some Insurance companies had raised rates on earthquake pol icies from 'Jitti to l.oao per cent In the last two years, making cap ital out of owners' fears. Thomas Realty Co., Km. 12 Palm Tllk., cor. Main and Front, upstairs. Furnltui-eT chattel loans' contracts discounted. tf By BUD FISHER MUTT. sE , mm I I Wlr-I El 1 -I mm I .1 m I S- V It,... T I'. r-r v , r- . q.-.