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MEDFORD MA"ITJ
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BOBKKT W. BUHL, editor
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An Iwitpauduit Mpu
Editorial Correspondence
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ted, Ofaffou, wt4r Art ot Muuk I. 1179.
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M. a MOOLNBEN A OUIIPANT
Oftlceo In New York, Obicefo, Detroit,
San Praiiolaoo, Ua Angalaa, Seattlo, lirV
Smudge Smoke
H1LMNOK, Monlaiiu, April.
An old timer ' who came to
WyomliiR in 1878. got on the train
at Billingi. sn route to Seattle to
we Komi) of hl KrandchilUren. He
wan accompanied by hi wife.
nice looklntf, well dreaded woman,
who, however, outweighed her
venerable .spouse by at least one
hundred pound.
He was a typical looking western
pioneer, lean, wiry, keen blue
eyea under Knaggy eyebrows, and
an undcrHhot jaw, caused largely
by the absence or upper teeth. He
Raid it wax the flrat train trip he
hadd taken since the Port lan
Le win-Clark exposition, and he
liked to nit In the smoking room
and talk with the bra k em an, who
wasn't much of a tenderfoot him
self, having been "braking" for 35
years.
Jay Gore, the magician, is plow
ing. This is an Old trick for him.
Atty O. Newbury either has a
new auto, or tils old one has been
pulnted.
llousecleanlng Is all the rage
among the womenfolks, and some
are mad about something else.
Fishing pok's are being unlfm
bered us the season opens today.
Fishing Is not as precarious as
. hunting. No matter If a man is
mistaken for a Chinook salmon, It Is
impossible to mortally wound him
with a fishing pole.
The outstanding political event
locally last week was the desertion
of the Democratic party by Elijah
Hurd. For years t-lje suffered
from Idolizing gerat men of the
party who never . got anywhere
when the votes wore counted, and
hns shown uteris of lata of being
overfed with hopo. Ho last week
he escaped from, vllo bondage. It
would be Just his luck, for Al
ftmlth to be elected and nobody to
tako the postofflce.
Htan Bherwood Is still In the
sunny south. This much abused
youth is expected home soon, when
the social whirl will resume nor
malcy. A -Jilce looking, man about R0
years old, was seen standing in
front of the Vawter.Uoys spondu
licks silo Thursrwho wore a hurd
boiled shirt., Muny mistook him
for F. By bee, who is the last of the
hardy pioneers in thoso parts to
try and weur out one of this type
of shirt. It Is a laudable aim, but
no use.
H. Rosenberg told the KIks
Tues.' of his rumblings In the Old
World, and spoke of Kgypt. He
said that he ran Into one of his
own pears beyond the great
waters. From tho remarks that
ho dropped, he seems to be stuck
tin F.gypt. This Is the land where
rieopatru did her stuff, and wrap
ped a number of prominent and
efficient. Human generals around
her little finger. Your- corr. also
spoke, and Karl Claddls got up and
left, and the rest felt like it.
Frank Wortmnn Is hack from
California, sans whiskers. Frank
Is a robbed farmer of the Phoenix
sector.
O. Hunt essayed a Lindbergh
Thurs. to gut tho Charles Chaplin
picture, and hud to light at Roue
burg. Mr. Chaplin appeared Frl.
eve to a packed house. Muny of
tho womenfolks were present, and
hud to luugh ugaltist their better
natures.
People are bolng urged to vote
at the coming primary, Muy 18, If
they have nothing else to do.
Jke Patterson was here Wed.
from Salem.
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"It's hard to explain what the
'West' was like forty years ago.
I tell my boys they don't know
how to enjoy life, and they laugh
at me. They think I am just an
old 'has been,' living In the pust.
Guess I am. But I know we were
happier lot In Wyoming back In
the 80's than they are today. You
bet we were. Why? Well, we had
freedom. Could do anything we
liked almost, as long as we didn't
do anyone harm. The whole place
was ours, all the meat we could
eat for the cost of a few cartridges
buffalo, antelope all sorts of
game. Plenty of dry wood for
nothing, and a drink now and then
without, getting In jail for It. And
round-up time, say, what a time
we had, men, women and kids all
like a big family, everybody
danc in' and laughln' full of fun
and health. Money? nobody
thought about money then. And
that's the trouble today. Money,
money, money, that's all unybody
thinks about. Kvn the few cow
boys left think more about tin lr
pay than their job. And that's the
cause of all our trouble. Crime.
Kruft, bootlegging. It's all for the
money. As 1 tell my boys, I don't
know what the world is coming
to."
The brakemHn, twLstlng h I s
shaggy mustache tinged with gray,
agreed, but we had rencht-d the
outskirts of Butte and he had to
be off.
Butte reminds one of a Doi e
Illustration in the "Inferno," one
vast ruin of blasted desolation.
Not the sign of a tree or a blade
of grass from the car window.
Hills of slag, mountains of ashes
and tailings. The only relief is
furnished by the colorful sign
boards depicting the advantages, of
Camel cigarettes, and the break
fast food that "stays with you."
The porter brings In a morning
paper from which we glean the
following:
What's the matter with
Butte. There were fewer mar
rluge licenses Issued In 'hllver
Bow county during the first
quarter of 1928 than tn any
corresponding period since
1890. There were more d Ivor to
complaints filed In ftilver Bow
county during the first quarter
of 1928 than In any corre
sponding period in the history
of the county. The federal
census bureau reports that In
the country at large the ratio
of divorce filings to marriage
licenses averages one to five
but during the first quarter of
1928 the ratio In Silver Bow
county is one to one. Again
we ask, what Is the matter
with Butte that our married
people cannot get along with
one unothrr?
The utiHwer, we should suy, Is
'Butte."
TRIBUNE, MEDFORTV QTCEGON, SUNDAY, APRTL 15, "1928. i
i'piTi7rMe iiDPrn fci 1 wu - 1 1 -,; -" ' 1 " ' " 11 'r
l UIIILLMO UilULU enhorst and C. V. Johnson, will j H
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REGISTER. VOTE
enhorst and C. V. Johnson, will i
liriiin different mailers of import
une and timely interest to realtors '
and their guests, the business men '
of the city.
QUILL POINTS
Members of Medford Post No. IS
of the American Legion are back
ing a local "get out tile vole" cam
paign to Insure this year's election
being a real expression of the will
of the people. They are urging
every local citizen to exercise his
privilege as an American citizen
and to vole at the May primaries
without tail after having properly
registered.
"Tuesday, April 17 Is the last
day to register and as no voters
will be sworn In at the polls it
is imperative that everyone reg
ister at once," said a prominent
legionnaire yesterday," If neces
sary we shall be glad to provide
cars to tuke anyone who so de
sires to the Chamber of Commerce
to register either Monday or Tues
day." A phone call to 312 will
lead to having a cur sent out for
those who are unable (o get down
town.
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Political Announcements
FOR KHKRIFF
I am a candidate tor the repub
lican nomination for sheriff, prl-
mary May 18, CHAS. D. STACY.,
May 17.
I am a candidate for republican
nomination for Sheriff at the Maj
primaries. 1 have had exper.ancf
In both tax and criminal depart
ments and promise efficient an(
economical service.
OKO. B. ALDEM. !
May 17.
COl'XTf CLKRK i
I am a candidate for republican'
nomination for county cleric; prom-1
Istng personal attention, economi i
and courtesy. O. R. CARTKR. f
May 17. Talent.
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Brisbane's Today
Heathen are migh.ty wicked. They liuve lnnny wives at
once, instead of having many wives one at a time.
Recipe for happiness: Have faith in your fellow man, but
get his signature on the dotted lino.
TUESDAY EVENING
Wodford Realty Hoard will hold
a dinner meeting at the Medford
Hotel tho evening of Tuesday,
April 17 In honor of I'renldent Wil
liams and Vice-President Ornben
horst of the Northwest Reultors'
association and C. V. Johnson, dep
uty real estate commissioner of
Oregon. It may lu possible that
Clare A. Loo, real estate commis
sioner, will bo able to attend also.
Quite un Intorestii! program is
planned, (ieo. Maddox will sing
several numbers, Carlton Janes
will give several violin numbers
n ml spewrh"s by Mayor Alenilerfer,
i X am a candidate for the noml
I nation as County Clerk on the Re.
j publican ticket.
May 17. A. J. CROSE.
i I hereby announce my candldaci
for the republican nomination fot
County Clerk.
CHESTER PARKER.
May 17.
I hereby announce my candidacj
for the Republican nomination fuf
County Clerk for a second term.
UKLILIA HTKVE.Va MEYER.
May IT
FREE LECTURE
ON CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
BY .,
Gavin W. Allan, C.S.B.
of Toi'onto, Ontario, Canada
Member of the Board of Lectureship of the Mother Church, The
First Church of Christ, Scientist, in Boston, Massachusetts.
Rialto Theatre
MONDAY, 8 P. M., APRIL 16
All Are Cordially Invited
KCHOOXj Sl'I'KRIN'TENDENT
I am a candidate for the re
publican nomination for school
superintendent. V. A. DAVIS.
Medford, May 17.
COUNTY COMMISSIONER
X am a candidato for re-nomina-tlon
un the republican ticket for
County Commissioner. If nomi
nated and elected I will continue
to do my best to give the people
an economical business adminis
tration. VICTOR BURBELL.
May 17
I am a candidate for the office
of county commissioner, subject to
the will of the republican party at
the May primary.. J. G. LOVE.
Snowy Butte Orchard. Central Pt.
That artist who says there is no beauty in straight lines never
has seen a white sphere describing one just over second base.
It is well to remember, however, that none of our successful
men got that way by reason of ability to enjoy success maga
zines. '
Americanism: Second-hand furniture; second-hand cars
second-hand mates.
They say science may find a way to use static. One way to
use it is to say your say in an argument and then turn on Hie
machine.
Still, if they manufacture something guaranteed to pay for
itself in six months they have collectors just as hard-boiled as
any others.
The proposed electric telescope will magnify a star a million
times. That's equal to the best Hollywood has done.
It is possible to lovo everybody except the hick just moved
to town who pretends not to be excited when the fire engine
goes by.
Host of (he criminals are single men. That suggests a way
to prevent crime, but you can't punish a man before ho needs it.
If it is true that animals have a sense of humor, those out
sido tho monkey cago aren't this only ones to get a kick.
A wet town is one that scorns booh districts where tho peo
ple aren't gullible enough to believo what a bootlegger says.
Correct this sentence: "It mado mo awful proud," said the
small boy, "to have my aunt kiss mo right before tho fellers."
New definiation in big-business circles: A man is truthful
if long and patient effort can pry the truth out of him.
(Continued from Pag. One)
Central I'resbytorlan Church, Fifty
seventh street, corner of Madison
avenue, Now York. He got a bar
gain. Inexpensive merchandise will
be sold In Fifty-seventh street In
years to come more than anywhere
else on earth. This writer told
friends that long aw, but few
listened.
Britain proposes that women
shall vote as men do, at twenty
one years of age. An organization
of dull-mludud Ilrltlshers, proposes
a "50-60 League" to make women
share men's porlls. Unloss women
are drafted In war, say these dull
head gentlemen, women should not
vote. , .
llow would the dull-head fool If
men. In order to vote, had to re
linguist) their Immunity from child
bearings
Women produce the human race,
and If the production of chlldron
depended on men, with the suffer
ing that toea with It at present,
there wouldn't be any children.
The fiery Itadltch, leader of Cro
atian peasants, saya Mussolini Is
preparing for war. to take Dalmatls
from Jugoslavia. Haditch calls on
five nations to stop Mussolini. It
would lake more nations than that.
.
ROSEHl'ltO, April 14. m
E. J. Mishaud, who was brought
back to Ro.eb'irg the first of the
week from New Jersey, where he
was arrested on a rharte of big
amy brought against him from this
county, was today seutenced to two
year. In the Oregon penitentiary.
MJshaud waived grand jury Indict
ment and entered s plea of gulllr
to th. chanre brought on district
attorney's inform. Uv a.
Manufacturers can't do much more to improve soup, except
to provide an anti-skid tread for that used in the bath room.
ANNOUNCEMENT
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ELIZABETH ARDEN
Lr si'ndiiit) her personal represtntatL'c,
who has bail years f experience in the
. Irden Salon in AVu' York, to Lit
our Unlet prcpan wx department on
Thursday, Friday and Saturday,
April 19, 20, 21
Do come In for it priMte consultation without
cbmie, nno receUv ber personal adAee M,
correct care and treatment of the skin.
The RcxaU Store
GRADUATE
..NURSES..
Are Employed at the
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Did You Ever
HH H Stop to Think
that a hospital room
with the best of foods
H and the personal attcn-
tion of nurses costs no
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Every possible consideration is given to the
comfort and care of patients at this hospital.
.That is why we employ GRADUATE
NUR8ES. Ueetiuse the romtis are light, airy
and comfortable the foods of the very best
and scientifically prepared and graduate
nurses serve you, you'll find The COiLMUX
1TV an ideal hospital in which torest while
you are indisposed or stay while you are
undergoing mcdieal treatment.
Community Hospital
El wood Garage Has
New Truck Agency
I R. Klwood, proprietor of the
Klwood Oarage 123 South Central
has taken the agency for tho1 well j
known International Harvester
Hlx-Hpecd Special trucks.
Tho International Six-Speed
Special fills a long appurtnt
need, according to Mr. Elwood.i
It Is built for hard going where :
thero are no roads and has pleu-1
ty of speed for quick trips to
market and back again. I
The Six-Speed Special provides
a new type of truck for country
w-ork. its special characteristics'
are due to tho two-speed rear)
axle, nf a now but thoroughly
practical and proved design. When!
In "high-high" it dues 35 miles!
with ease, permitting quick '
trips with full loads. I
The truck was built to haul
on country runds. Its sturdy
construction and tinumin! foelj
eeenomy are features that will
appeal as strongly as the slx
apped features.
These tru ks are made In nit
snxes from 1-4 ton up to and
Including 6-ton.
Mr. Klwood Invites tho public
to come In and Inspect this ncg
Six-Speed Hperlnl nnd bis she-li
on tenth Central Rtreet.
WARIIINOTON. AiirlM4. (JV)
Th. Iliiugen farm relief hill was
approved today by the house agri
cultural committee as a suhstlliito
or iue nic.-H.ry lariu measure pass-r
ed by the senate. I
8TEVENS 8TUDIO MOVED
James Stevens, local baritone
and vocal Instructor will ho Bot
tled In his new studio over tho
Medford Phnrmacy at tho corner
of Main and Central streets, to
morrow morning, having completed
tile movomout of his furniture and
studio equipment from his former
location in tho Music Center build
ing yesterday.
A studio program will ho broad
cast over KM HI), the Mull Tribune
Virgin radio station In the Immed
iate, future, to announce tho furmnl
opening of the new studio, which
will probably take the form of a
recital of some r.f tho more ad
vanced vocnl students trained by
Mr. Stevens.
Miss Alma Lnwrence, piano In
struetor and accompanist for Stev
ens, will also share tho new studio
and continue her piano lessons ill
the new location.
ClmslfliMl advcrllMlni; Rets result.
INSURANCE
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Midford, Oregon
REVIVAL
Closes Sunday Night
Extra workers coming from Portland to
assist in the closing services at
The Apostolic
ission
Faith M
42 North Front St. .n
Instrumental program, beginning of each ser
vice. Special singing, and wonderful testimo
nials. The word preached.
Services Saturday night, 7:45; Sunday, 10:3Q
a. m., 2:30 and 7:30 p. m.
"Rightly Dividing the Word of Truth"
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