Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, September 29, 1925, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextCo Medford Mail Tribune AN I.VUKI'ENDKNT NKWSI'AI'KH rUDLlSHKU KVKMY .UTIiUSiiux l.XClil'1' MISllAY. II V TIIK MEUKuHy I'hi.ntinu co. Th. MMftml Kumlav Moniiim Hun la ffiirtilitl ulMrrlber. deairiug Uie avvt-ii-day tljily ntwa.. pupr. j Office: Mall North Fir itrvvt. Triltuiit UullilliiK, I'liUIlK 70. A ronaolhlatlon of the Democratic Titnca, the lledfon! Mall, the Mclfonl Tribune, thv South- m OrvKOlilali, the AalilaniJ Tribune. robkiit w. num., 8. HUallTKIt SMITH, E.lltor. Muuu.'i-r. Bjr Mall In Advaire: laIy, with Kuiiduy Sun, year ... llajly, with Humluy Hun. month . . bally, without Kuiitlny Hun, -ur . Dally, without Hutulay Kuu. mouth W.aly Mall Tribune, on yi-ar Hunilay Hun, one yeuf .uf, tut) BY CAKH1KH In Me.it. I, Aalilnml, Jain trille, Onlrul I'oint, i'liueiilx, Tulfiit and on Highway: Dally, with Runilay Run. ii.onth $ .73 Dally, without Hunduy Sun, month 05 Dally, without Kumliiy Kuu, onu year... 7..'iO Dally, with Humlay Hun. one yeur 8.60 All terma by carrier, c-adi in advance. Entered aa aerond-rlaaa m:ilter at Medford, Oregun, under act of March S, 187K. Official papfr of the Oily of Mnlfunl. Official )it)pr of Ja.kr.oii County. The only nawr Itptwetf, Allmiy Or., and Chfoo. California, a iliiilaiir of otr 4'Hi mi tea, having Icuactl af rvic. AaHixiale'l I'r I MKMHKHH Op THK AHSOCHTni) 1'ltKSH. The AaHoHfited Trfna ia cjuhwivi'ly tnitillttl to the una for rppulilif-.it ion of nil new riatrhea erfilitwl fu it or not olhfrwiHt- rcilit-i 11 thlt paper, and alao to the local ne pub lished herein. Al) riKhtx of rppuhMontion of aperiul (lis palcha herein are mInu reHervriL Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry. The osteopathic trick of praMtlng the bull by tht horns, 1h tinltrvay. relative to the water situation. IJk the road to the cemetery, everyhotly has to use water Hometimo, no mat I Ha llow they feel about it. REVOT.VKU I1U hltKT PIKHC'KM auikme:n when mtoppKi) (Hdlino CorvulllH CJazette-TlmeH.) How unusual! ; Instead of frelBhtlntr newlywcdH down the Main Stem, their hiving (lends should make them set down on a hot stovelid, instead of u high temperature 4d radiator. This would reduce the display, without curbing the punishment. ROBBKD FAHMKItS HOIIIIIXO .(Ort'eon City Kiiterprino) "Give the buy and girl a chance on the farm," urged tho governor. "Jf the girl has a baby chick, let it ki'w and don't 'swipe and eat it. That's mighty discouraging to the girl.' The same with the boy. if bo Iium a calf or a pig, don't 'swlpo' that either. Let it grow.' A ferocious wild cow ranging on the pampas between here and Kagle Point was shot for a deer Sunday. -,-!. Karl Tumy Is the bouncing father of a proud baby boy. One of our decided blondes has de cided otherwise. The Oregon cranberry crop this year Is OO.UOO bushels. Cranberries ought to be plentiful until ten days before Thanksgiving. The iflrst schoolma'am of tho sea son mad enough to spank the son of a leading elllxen, has appeared east of the Cuscudfs. It was puhI of the Cascades, In the spring of 11) 2 3, that u sehoolma'am attempted to spank a he-boy, und was spanked herself by tho precocious youth. It. was tho most! tragic tragedy of the romantic west,' unlll a year luter when an tin gallant swcntlo, ubiiut to be shut, hauled off and knocked Ills lady love out t .hlrd story window. HA1VT OldllT TO III-: ( I'.iigcnc. Kcglster) Concerning wild stories of the team's prowess Dick says prac tice has nut progressed to tho point which would enable him to ge? H definite slant on tho capa bilities of the Individual players and "tluit hueli -aVpnrts of his con fbitence in the ultimate outcome of certain games on the schedule Is hut good for the morals of his proteges. The ntU'ntlou of tho wrlti'r ciillrd., Mon. pvt to tho miMMl. Totniln Hwpin, wim mlmlm-il couldn't huve l,im n bitti'r WHS ly ho ull- nrountl' Jnh hlnwlf. Thn ai-tiNtlc co- ! oriltnntlon ht'twoon tho orh nml ! vtiKrnm clomlH wn woU-nlifh porfoct. . Mr. HWotn thiMiKht tho Hllvor routing on te oilKe fuclm; Jiu-ksmiviUo wa loo pronounootl, howovor. I Th, handful of htitminfl who nro ' not boliiR monttoned for imy offii-c at .the (.prlnp iH-tmury, would llko to oo a rundldnto ooino out flutfootod for n fctrlot enfon'oment of tho Harri son rJurcatlo Aot. Tha.Hlff war In an ovonly matohod nffali'. v Thoro aro unil.nun 1'Yoni'hmon and fthout llin.oill) rSaTiliiid niood to ll.lHlil li if rin tin, not cMimthiK llw horolc, llborty-lovlnu Amoiioan avia tors 'etwagPd III dritliiK TNT. on small Moroooim town. J .. Co procedure has n elm nee uf beiuK changed, ami It will b inter est In g" to hear a lawyer call flu nther lawyer what he really thinks, InMiitd of "learned counsel,-' Ily means of vivisection i xp. i i mentH on living dogs, science h.is just determined that it takes exactly dtio pounds pressure to the square Im-h for a dng tit knew a bom, ami the world rests easier, and the dogs ex perience Kreat relief to know Hit erushliR point at which the yields. I'l ln l jii i:it. ) Unaw! believe It. , L..n,. iToti'i POUND One loaf bread, placed In my Koid coupe by mistake or thiu charity. Owner vm have a-nno y rolling at this office and proving pro perty, , A REAL HOSS nr HAT AU SMITH will lie the di'inoerutio nominee in I'MH is as certain us Unit I'lcsident (,'oolidne will he t lie republican ninii- ni'i!. which is only until licr way of saying Unit huth events are as certain as iinylliing in politics can lie. Al Smith's strategic iih'iiiitai;c docs not. lie so much in his inlier- cut St I I'II'M ll, as ill till) I'llll lll'SS of ' . . . . lite iicaui io jH.tiiu, linn uie iici.'iine ui ic.tuiiij jjujniiuriiy, nr Mauds today, virtually without effective opposition. To take iiilvantacc of the situation, even though the Alnerieun people as a whole arc no more 1 tin ( in the j.'cncolo!'y of liamescs, II, is good politics from the Smith stiiiidiMiint. For at any time the favorable outlook may (limine. ' .Making hay while the sun victory at the convention certain. And with the New York governor opposing President Coolidge, the most exciting political struggle ensue. Free silver split party lines the White House llian he ever came thereafter. Some political his torians, in fact, now maintain that Bryan was elected, hut was rob. iied of his victory by Mark 1 lamia, mid election board corruption In Chicago Sunday, G'overnor bition, but with his nomination prohibition will be the issue. That public sentiment is veering strongly against prohibition, is the claim !' Smith supporters, aiid they present strong evidence in the recent report of I he Federal Council of Churches, u body somewhat dryer than the Sahara. With New York certain and Illinois probable, a clever politician and formidable campaigner like Al, would start with a tremendous I advantage. Hi: would gain tremendously in the north, but his fate in the south would be the decisive factor, j The south is militantly dry. It is also traditionally democratic. With Smith as the nominee the old problem of an irresistible force I ii.ootimr mi- Miitiifivnlile limltr winilil tic lircscntcil What, the result would be we will leave lo the .soothsayers and Sam Blythe. But that it would be thrilling is certain. Political wnr horses Unit haven'! had a real work-out in thirty years, are justified in polishing up their trappings and accoutrements for the V.I2S season. QUILL . Few things in the world aro as in his first knickers. The host test of Wood pressure says: ."Awj please papa." Americanism : one. Charging. Observing that St ill, nn . argument is profitable if you really enjoy hearing yourself talk. " Among mini 'b innliormlilc 'rights yearning to liek the boss. How a man must suffer if he spot. Tile old-fashioned boy was queer, go west to he wild. Mini's inhumanity to man is football material. Well, well; n man tall;edto us once used the word "listen." The way to he happily married no attention to the in-laws. Mr. Coolidge will have an unusual number of things io keep quiet about this fall. Another sail sign of the times io buy a one-seated ear. Correct this sentence: "I'd "but I won't until I've reformed RipplingRhijmGS wait EXPERT IIKX r.OODLK eiiine to "Taint it yellow, with such hues are rich and mellow. The cornice might be painted pink, with red upon the steeple; this blend of noble hues. I think, will please the passing "people." "I'll do it. thus if you insist," said Doodle, darkly scowling, "but such a job 1 ween and wist, "will cause a hit of howling. For forty years I've painted homes ami barns and sheds and fences, ti lid 1 have found that sereiuning chromes offend the people's senses. Take my advice, oh wistful wight," 1 heard this Doodle bellow; "let's paint it yrny, with trim of white forget the red and. yellow.'" I'm sometimes wiser than I look; I think, with much beshrew ing, a painter, carpenter or cook, should know what he is doing. The artisan who ably serves for season after season, should It'll in time sonic useful curves, till based on sense and reason. So to I Ins Doodle then I saitl, "Your words sound harsh ami hollow, but take your brush ami g ahead your counsel 1 will follow, I'tl set my heart on gaudy tints, such tints as lure ami beckon, but I mgcpl (j our helpful hints yoi(5ve learned your trade, 1 reckon." Now people conic and say, "Odsfisl)iind also tlonnerwelter, that job is all a man coul wish, no colors could he better." They. Jill declare the house lookOfine, the job was worth the boodle; ami I pretend the .scheme was mine, and do not wciithfu Doodle. G o TT?Tn?rrc. RACE LOOMS. till! NIIITOIIIld ill!; Country. With .. . . interested ill the 10:JH eampaii.'ii shines may w.'ll render a Smith since the Free Silver craze will and brought Mr. Bryan nearer Smith made no mention of prohi POINTS conspicuous as a man's legs feel is the forty-second time a child the neighbors have one. Getting is that of entertaining a secret has a shiek complex End a bald . lie thought it necessary to beginning to develop some good on the 'phone today and never is to obey tho laws and pay is the disposition of newly weds like to be n reformer" said he, myself." Mason, ADVICE. paint mv shack, I told him, purple stripes on front and back i "MT!DFOT?D, Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D- Signed lettort pertaining to personal treatment, will be aniwered by Or. Brady Letteri should be br.et and written In Ink. a few can b answered lore. No reo'y can bo made to Q'jone not conforming to Instructions, Address Or. William Brady, in care of thia newspaper. Tills Imp Jolllrtl lie lind an excellent family history ami generally the best of health. He had u good practice. Hut of late he was troubled considerably by dyspep sia,, fur which, being a lawyer and therefore competent to, -treat himself though he wouldn't defend himself if he were sued for con spiracy he tried one remedy after another, and sam pled various Im pressive styles of treatment. In fact he did about every thing except consult a doctor. . Me was 4(i years of age, and had lost flesh and hud grown rather pale the last few months. Then, too, there were frequent headaches, come to think of It. Yen, ho was kind of short winded recently now that he was re minded of it. Also his eyesight wasn't so good as formerly, und glasses fit ted by the Joweler hadn't improved it. The heart sounds were louder than normal. The upex of the heart was lower and farther, to- the left than normal. The snap of the closing aor tic valve, was altogether too snappy. Then, round behind, there were fine rales or cracking sounds heard when the lawyer breathed of course ho had his shirt off by this time, not Just pulled open at the neck, movie fash ion. The angles wero a wee trifle puffy, nothing to speak of, but the doctor pust noted the fact. There was nothing in the abdomen but too much meat. Tho blood pressure was J50 milli meters, not half bad for a lawyer. High enough, however, to rause re jection in any life insurance test. The urinalysis showed a specific gravity of 1,001, a faint trace of albumin, and under tho microscope, a few hyaline casts. The patient now mentioned frequency at night. Here is the doctor's impression: Oedema (or "dropsy") of lungs from passive congestion. The noctur nal frequency might be from prostatic trouble, nervousness, or nephritis j Timely Views on World topics Kiiroean Customs 1'tilon May He Means of Averting War," Says lr. , Slinncs. - In a recent interview as to whether or not 'a unification of European customs relations regulations were necessary and posisblo Dr. Kdmund Stlnnes,. eldest pon of Herr Hugo Htlnnes said, "1 hold tho construc tion of a Kuropean customs union to b both possible a n d t- imperative and that of the Upited Ktutes of Kurope as desir able. Whether Its realization in the immediate future is possible proba bly depends upon what form Kuro pean, particularly a Fran co -tier man iDfAuMDSTINNE.S customs union, can tttke. "In tho United States of America tho American individual citizen can consume far more commodities than tko European. Whyj? Because in Re lation to the individual unit far more can be produced. The means to this end are mass manufacture, moderni sation and MnndanhKiUion of Indus trial processes, intensification of ag riculture and reduction of unproduc tive costs. i; "A country's productivity is bur dened by everything pertaining to the country's administration, jbe it secu rity tux or customs organs! The num ber of these administrative organs Is terrifying the small over organized economic units of Kurope. in Aus tria the worst example of this there is that there Is one official for every five citizens. Austria exists, indeed, only through tho fear and jealously of other countries." rreillt Moro CVrtain Furthermore, "dominating Anglo Saxon nations certainly have no con flict of economic Interests." 'UredltH," St f unes says, "would be more certain; they will not need to be burdened with l! per cent premium on the Kuropean disorder. Kuropo will pay her debts to America. Kng- laud actually will get her money back, at least as far as slate debets at e con cerned, like those of Krance. - War l.tkflv "Present day . Kurope Is steering straight into a new tunr. There is no use trying to dodg this fact. Who fie victor will be nnd who the van quished cannot be foreseen since.lt is still unknown what the decisive weap ons will he. Judging by the textbooks of hlfliny, Germany should win, but the land between the Ithlno nnd Ulbe would be turned into a desert like the once blooming meadows of the Marne and the Snmme. Air bombs won't leave much of the cities of Unrls, 1 Vlonn;i, Iterlln and Warsaw. The AVoiid war of in 14-19 IX knows no real lctor. The next war will pro- ( duce only ruins. In which the later generations will carry out nrcheologi-l , and historical research as we do in the ltomaii Forum. The greatest onceivable sucren ts not worih the frightful lass entaile.hy the so-culled victory. "Politically, what grounds could there be for a war hrtwei. n unified Kin-ope and Anglo-Saondom upon which we are financially dependent? In the igvnl question, Kurope surely could make every toncesslson K" land wants. I see no motive for Ajar on either shift" j y I n - I Mr. nm! Mm. R K. limlon dnparl ril iIiIh niot-nltiRT Vhlrai. 111., to rpoml tho wliitir with friends . unU relative. -o - TrrsDA?' septsmttfj? health and hygiene, not to ditease diagnoile or ) a taampad. telf-addreitcd envelope la encloted. Owing to the lar(je number of letters received, only llliil'lf A Ion-. inki-Hcupo suggested nephritis. Snap ping closure or aortic valve might mean high blood pressure in arteries, aneurism, arterio sclerosis, excite ment, nephritis puffy nnkles again whispered nephritis. Knlarged heart might be a sign of arterio sclerosis, athletic training, extreme hard work (physical exertion) or nephritis falling eyesight once in ore hinted ne eirhis. Well, just 10 years later there were entered upon the lawyer's ease report these data: Found unconscious in bed In hotel. Died three days latef. Autopsy showed chronic nephritis (Hright's disease) and hyperlrophied (enlarged) heart. . And for years that lawyer had j laughed at his doctor's advocacy of vegetarian diet for a hard working lawyer. QI-KKTIOXS AM) AXKWFHS. Cunm for Glandular Therapy. A girl, aged 5, appears the size and mental equal of a child of two years. She has hal rickets for two years. She eats heartily and sleeps much of the time, liut she doesn't grow, men tally or physically. Can you suggest anything to do for her? Answer Yes. Ask your doctor if ho thinks si course of treument with thymus gland extract Isn't worth while. A six week's triul of It would not do any harm, at least, if the doc tor could see her regularly each week. KMVlnlism Ituunliig Willi Catarrhal deafness for several years in left ear led me to consult nn ear specialist last December. He re moved some adenoid tissue fu the throat or back of nose, and treated me for month, with instruments for inflating the Eustachian tubes. I later grew deaf in the right eur. And all the treatment seems to leave me as bad off as ever. Sometimes I won der if diet, clothing, etc., have any thing to do with my trouble, or If cli mate would offer any hope for me. Answer All these things your fam ily doctor might have advised, since the specialist failed to do so. Send in a stamped envelope. Til' 7iidgo gave. Hush Illgley a fnis- lWMiticd rcpHiimnd tills moniin1, fer ilrlviii' u iitr after attendiii' a social guilioiln.'.. lloint it woiulcrrui how th' prive o' butter luings around 55 cents when th' pastures uro so high th' fa line r kin lumlly find his rows? Who's Who Carl Vinson Two members of congress have been appointed to serve on the recently nppnlnted board to probe U. S. avia tion conditions. They are Carl Vin son, of Cieorgia. nnd James S. Park er of New York. Navy and army m e n, civilians, aviation engineer., and these mem bers of congress comprise the per sonnel of the probe boa rd. Carl Vinson is a member of the house naval com mittee. Horn in Knldwin county, near Milledgeville. fin., Nov. IS. 18S3, be attended the C wgia Military clllege there, in ! CAP.L WINOM stead of following an army career Vinson enrolled at Mercer University nnd received a Ha hebu of Laws de preo. He was admitted to the bar In 1!MI2 and began practice In Milledge ville. After serving as a court solic itor for two terms he was elected to the Georgia house of representatives in 1!0H and conlnued in that offjie until Hi 12. when he became a county Judge. In ISM Vinson resigned to fill an unexpired term In congress. Vinson.. was r'eheted'ln l!'in. He has been a member of the filth-fiSih con gresses and is a democrat. ronl with cnn. If xQoooooooooooocxxooeoofv Insurance First Insurance Agency A. L. HILL, Manage Phon 105 30 North Central Metlford, Ort 2.1, ? 1.02". Am We date trM ZZ-n BKXKHT HEFMAS Sopt. 29th, 1883 42 ye'rl mgo France apologizes to Spain. While sojourning in Paris the King of Spain received a deadly insult, the nature of which, however, is buried in the archives of state. Be that as it may, President Grevy saved the day by offering thirty one apologies for the satisfaction of the king's honor. Owullit, ja, rrenlcr Syndicate, luck Poems That Live Lines Could I but ride indVfiniic, As doth the meadow-bee. And visit only where I liked, And no man visit me, And flirt nil day with buttercups, And marry whom I may, And dwell a little everywhere, Or better, run away. With no police to follow. Or chase me if I do. Till I should jump peninsulas To get away from you, I said, but just to bo a bee I'pon a. raft of air, And row in nowhere all day long, And anchor off the bur, What liberty So captives deem Who light In dungeons are. ICmily Dickinson. Cook with ens. tf ANNOUNCEMENTS UNITED STATRS SENATOR JAMBS J. CKOSSLIOY Of Portland, Oregon,' hereby an nounces that he is a candidate for the Republican nomination for U. S. Sena tor at the May, l!i6, Primaries. Will work zealously for develop ment of Oregon and support of meas ures .for real benefit of farmers as suggested by their organizations." Fa vor World Court und Reform Senate Holes. Adv. DYERS HATTERS CLEANERS PLEATERS Phone 244 23 N. Fir St. WE HAVE ADDED ELECTRICAL WELDING to our up-to-date plant nnd arc now prepnred to do both electric and acetylene welding, having an export in charge of . this depart ment. WE POSITIVELY GUARANTEE ALL OUR WORK. If we do your work you know it i.s right. YOUNG'S Machine and Auto Repairing Our paint stlcketh closer than brother. All of life's lessons are not learned In school. Tho lesson of paint's pr o t ec 1 1 o n conies horn exir. ence. We know that paint is the best pro tective policy. Wby do we put It off? SELI3333 Follow Peter Paint- 's Advic ' T 1 : o o I'hil.li'cn's Pi?tnricl Ones H'iil''l Pi77!o itUltLIOk -U'Hlnb Word I A'no.a oirii! to market ir 'ht picture vVitrd -i A jommcn four wheied vehicle used tut haulm. A jitl n cen fm ours. Ktinunc Down. VV rd : rt ma'S ot metal ;ast ir mold. - vin. -i A f?nate sheep. Word 4 A common inject, VSSTEKUAV'S PUZZLE X.NSW KKKI) Medford Glass Co. Automobile Glass and Mirrors made to order. We call for your suHb and replace brokeu windows. Phone 140. 118 3. Bartlett. IS mt. - Kno. The Cause of Your ill Health JF you have Piles or other Rectal or Colon disorders there is tbe cause of your nervousness, lack of vitality, slomach trouble, general physical and mental incapacity. -I can help you . win back your health by positively curing your Piles under a WRITTEN CUAR ANTEE or fee returned. Act today by calling for an examination or writing for my KREIC booklet explain ing my celebrated treat ment for TILES and other Rectal and Colon ailments. , DEAN M.D.Inc PORTLAND OFFICES. SEATTLE OFFICES. Or Ohn BuilUinq fiCW fill Shatar IVuHdM IThVaNOxMAI N fiTH AND PINK Wa bolleve tlint the sninntliness anil velvet quality of our creams proelnlin ot once that we make them from cliolre iiiKreiiicnts In n superior way. Ask for Nutritious Ice Cream ,'.- Jaskscn 'County Critmery it" K j N . A V e i I o L t t e i g 1 1 1 i .