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Medford Mail Tribune
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m OrvKOlilali, the AalilaniJ Tribune.
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8. HUallTKIt SMITH,
E.lltor.
Muuu.'i-r.
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BY CAKH1KH In Me.it. I, Aalilnml, Jain
trille, Onlrul I'oint, i'liueiilx, Tulfiit and on
Highway:
Dally, with Runilay Run. ii.onth $ .73
Dally, without Hunduy Sun, month 05
Dally, without Kumliiy Kuu, onu year... 7..'iO
Dally, with Humlay Hun. one yeur 8.60
All terma by carrier, c-adi in advance.
Entered aa aerond-rlaaa m:ilter at Medford,
Oregun, under act of March S, 187K.
Official papfr of the Oily of Mnlfunl.
Official )it)pr of Ja.kr.oii County.
The only nawr Itptwetf, Allmiy
Or., and
Chfoo. California, a iliiilaiir of otr 4'Hi
mi tea, having Icuactl
af rvic.
AaHixiale'l I'r
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MKMHKHH Op THK AHSOCHTni) 1'ltKSH.
The AaHoHfited Trfna ia cjuhwivi'ly tnitillttl
to the una for rppulilif-.it ion of nil new
riatrhea erfilitwl fu it or not olhfrwiHt- rcilit-i
11 thlt paper, and alao to the local ne pub
lished herein.
Al) riKhtx of rppuhMontion of aperiul (lis
palcha herein are mInu reHervriL
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
The osteopathic trick of praMtlng
the bull by tht horns, 1h tinltrvay.
relative to the water situation. IJk
the road to the cemetery, everyhotly
has to use water Hometimo, no mat I Ha
llow they feel about it.
REVOT.VKU I1U hltKT PIKHC'KM
auikme:n when mtoppKi)
(Hdlino CorvulllH CJazette-TlmeH.)
How unusual!
; Instead of frelBhtlntr newlywcdH
down the Main Stem, their hiving
(lends should make them set down
on a hot stovelid, instead of u high
temperature 4d radiator. This would
reduce the display, without curbing
the punishment.
ROBBKD FAHMKItS HOIIIIIXO
.(Ort'eon City Kiiterprino)
"Give the buy and girl a
chance on the farm," urged tho
governor. "Jf the girl has a baby
chick, let it ki'w and don't
'swipe and eat it. That's mighty
discouraging to the girl.' The
same with the boy. if bo Iium a
calf or a pig, don't 'swlpo' that
either. Let it grow.'
A ferocious wild cow ranging on
the pampas between here and Kagle
Point was shot for a deer Sunday.
-,-!.
Karl Tumy Is the bouncing father
of a proud baby boy.
One of our decided blondes has de
cided otherwise.
The Oregon cranberry crop this
year Is OO.UOO bushels. Cranberries
ought to be plentiful until ten days
before Thanksgiving.
The iflrst schoolma'am of tho sea
son mad enough to spank the son of
a leading elllxen, has appeared east
of the Cuscudfs. It was puhI of the
Cascades, In the spring of 11) 2 3, that
u sehoolma'am attempted to spank a
he-boy, und was spanked herself by
tho precocious youth. It. was tho
most! tragic tragedy of the romantic
west,' unlll a year luter when an tin
gallant swcntlo, ubiiut to be shut,
hauled off and knocked Ills lady love
out t .hlrd story window.
HA1VT OldllT TO III-:
( I'.iigcnc. Kcglster)
Concerning wild stories of the
team's prowess Dick says prac
tice has nut progressed to tho
point which would enable him to
ge? H definite slant on tho capa
bilities of the Individual players
and "tluit hueli -aVpnrts of his con
fbitence in the ultimate outcome
of certain games on the schedule
Is hut good for the morals of his
proteges.
The ntU'ntlou of tho wrlti'r
ciillrd., Mon. pvt to tho miMMl.
Totniln Hwpin, wim mlmlm-il
couldn't huve l,im n bitti'r
WHS
ly
ho
ull-
nrountl' Jnh hlnwlf. Thn ai-tiNtlc co- !
oriltnntlon ht'twoon tho orh nml !
vtiKrnm clomlH wn woU-nlifh porfoct. .
Mr. HWotn thiMiKht tho Hllvor routing
on te oilKe fuclm; Jiu-ksmiviUo wa
loo pronounootl, howovor. I
Th, handful of htitminfl who nro '
not boliiR monttoned for imy offii-c
at .the (.prlnp iH-tmury, would llko to
oo a rundldnto ooino out flutfootod
for n fctrlot enfon'oment of tho Harri
son rJurcatlo Aot.
Tha.Hlff war In an ovonly matohod
nffali'. v Thoro aro unil.nun 1'Yoni'hmon
and fthout llin.oill) rSaTiliiid niood
to ll.lHlil li if rin tin, not cMimthiK llw
horolc, llborty-lovlnu Amoiioan avia
tors 'etwagPd III dritliiK TNT. on
small Moroooim town.
J ..
Co procedure has n elm nee uf
beiuK changed, ami It will b inter
est In g" to hear a lawyer call flu nther
lawyer what he really thinks, InMiitd
of "learned counsel,-'
Ily means of vivisection i xp. i i
mentH on living dogs, science h.is just
determined that it takes exactly dtio
pounds pressure to the square Im-h
for a dng tit knew a bom, ami the
world rests easier, and the dogs ex
perience Kreat relief to know Hit
erushliR point at which the
yields. I'l ln l jii i:it. ) Unaw!
believe It. ,
L..n,.
iToti'i
POUND One loaf bread, placed In
my Koid coupe by mistake or thiu
charity. Owner vm have a-nno y
rolling at this office and proving pro
perty, ,
A REAL HOSS
nr HAT AU SMITH will lie the di'inoerutio nominee in I'MH is as
certain us Unit I'lcsident (,'oolidne will he t lie republican ninii-
ni'i!. which is only until licr way of saying Unit huth events are as
certain as iinylliing in politics can lie.
Al Smith's strategic iih'iiiitai;c docs not. lie so much in his inlier-
cut St I I'II'M ll, as ill till) I'llll lll'SS of
' . . . .
lite iicaui io jH.tiiu, linn uie iici.'iine ui ic.tuiiij jjujniiuriiy, nr
Mauds today, virtually without effective opposition.
To take iiilvantacc of the situation, even though the Alnerieun
people as a whole arc no more
1 tin ( in the j.'cncolo!'y of liamescs, II, is good politics from the
Smith stiiiidiMiint. For at any time the favorable outlook may
(limine. ' .Making hay while the sun
victory at the convention certain.
And with the New York governor opposing President Coolidge,
the most exciting political struggle
ensue. Free silver split party lines
the White House llian he ever came thereafter. Some political his
torians, in fact, now maintain that Bryan was elected, hut was rob.
iied of his victory by Mark 1 lamia, mid election board corruption
In Chicago Sunday, G'overnor
bition, but with his nomination prohibition will be the issue. That
public sentiment is veering strongly against prohibition, is the claim
!' Smith supporters, aiid they present strong evidence in the recent
report of I he Federal Council of Churches, u body somewhat dryer
than the Sahara.
With New York certain and Illinois probable, a clever politician
and formidable campaigner like Al, would start with a tremendous
I advantage. Hi: would gain tremendously in the north, but his fate
in the south would be the decisive factor,
j The south is militantly dry. It is also traditionally democratic.
With Smith as the nominee the old problem of an irresistible force
I ii.ootimr mi- Miitiifivnlile limltr winilil tic lircscntcil What, the result
would be we will leave lo the .soothsayers and Sam Blythe.
But that it would be thrilling is certain. Political wnr horses
Unit haven'! had a real work-out in thirty years, are justified in
polishing up their trappings and accoutrements for the V.I2S season.
QUILL
. Few things in the world aro as
in his first knickers.
The host test of Wood pressure
says: ."Awj please papa."
Americanism :
one. Charging.
Observing that
St ill, nn . argument is profitable if you really enjoy hearing
yourself talk. "
Among mini 'b innliormlilc 'rights
yearning to liek the boss.
How a man must suffer if he
spot.
Tile old-fashioned boy was queer,
go west to he wild.
Mini's inhumanity to man is
football material.
Well, well; n man tall;edto us
once used the word "listen."
The way to he happily married
no attention to the in-laws.
Mr. Coolidge will have an unusual number of things io keep
quiet about this fall.
Another sail sign of the times
io buy a one-seated ear.
Correct this sentence: "I'd
"but I won't until I've reformed
RipplingRhijmGS
wait
EXPERT
IIKX r.OODLK eiiine to
"Taint it yellow, with
such hues are rich and mellow. The cornice might be painted
pink, with red upon the steeple; this blend of noble hues. I
think, will please the passing "people." "I'll do it. thus if you
insist," said Doodle, darkly scowling, "but such a job 1 ween
and wist, "will cause a hit of howling. For forty years I've
painted homes ami barns and sheds and fences, ti lid 1 have found
that sereiuning chromes offend the people's senses. Take my
advice, oh wistful wight," 1 heard this Doodle bellow; "let's
paint it yrny, with trim of white forget the red and. yellow.'"
I'm sometimes wiser than I look; I think, with much beshrew
ing, a painter, carpenter or cook, should know what he is doing.
The artisan who ably serves for season after season, should
It'll in time sonic useful curves, till based on sense and reason.
So to I Ins Doodle then I saitl, "Your words sound harsh ami
hollow, but take your brush ami g ahead your counsel 1 will
follow, I'tl set my heart on gaudy tints, such tints as lure ami
beckon, but I mgcpl (j our helpful hints yoi(5ve learned your
trade, 1 reckon." Now people conic and say, "Odsfisl)iind also
tlonnerwelter, that job is all a man coul wish, no colors could
he better." They. Jill declare the house lookOfine, the job was
worth the boodle; ami I pretend the .scheme was mine, and do
not wciithfu Doodle.
G o
TT?Tn?rrc.
RACE LOOMS.
till! NIIITOIIIld ill!; Country. With
.. . .
interested ill the 10:JH eampaii.'ii
shines may w.'ll render a Smith
since the Free Silver craze will
and brought Mr. Bryan nearer
Smith made no mention of prohi
POINTS
conspicuous as a man's legs feel
is the forty-second time a child
the neighbors have one. Getting
is that of entertaining a secret
has a shiek complex End a bald
.
lie thought it necessary to
beginning to develop some good
on the 'phone today and never
is to obey tho laws and pay
is the disposition of newly weds
like to be n reformer" said he,
myself."
Mason,
ADVICE.
paint mv shack, I told him,
purple stripes on front and back i
"MT!DFOT?D,
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D-
Signed lettort pertaining to personal
treatment, will be aniwered by Or. Brady
Letteri should be br.et and written In Ink.
a few can b answered lore. No reo'y can bo made to Q'jone not conforming to Instructions,
Address Or. William Brady, in care of thia newspaper.
Tills Imp Jolllrtl
lie lind an excellent family history
ami generally the best of health. He
had u good practice. Hut of late he
was troubled considerably by dyspep
sia,, fur which, being a lawyer and
therefore competent
to, -treat himself
though he wouldn't
defend himself if he
were sued for con
spiracy he tried
one remedy after
another, and sam
pled various Im
pressive styles of
treatment. In fact
he did about every
thing except consult a doctor. .
Me was 4(i years of age, and had
lost flesh and hud grown rather pale
the last few months. Then, too, there
were frequent headaches, come to
think of It. Yen, ho was kind of short
winded recently now that he was re
minded of it. Also his eyesight wasn't
so good as formerly, und glasses fit
ted by the Joweler hadn't improved it.
The heart sounds were louder than
normal. The upex of the heart was
lower and farther, to- the left than
normal. The snap of the closing aor
tic valve, was altogether too snappy.
Then, round behind, there were fine
rales or cracking sounds heard when
the lawyer breathed of course ho
had his shirt off by this time, not Just
pulled open at the neck, movie fash
ion. The angles wero a wee trifle
puffy, nothing to speak of, but the
doctor pust noted the fact. There was
nothing in the abdomen but too much
meat.
Tho blood pressure was J50 milli
meters, not half bad for a lawyer.
High enough, however, to rause re
jection in any life insurance test. The
urinalysis showed a specific gravity
of 1,001, a faint trace of albumin, and
under tho microscope, a few hyaline
casts. The patient now mentioned
frequency at night.
Here is the doctor's impression:
Oedema (or "dropsy") of lungs
from passive congestion. The noctur
nal frequency might be from prostatic
trouble, nervousness, or nephritis
j Timely Views
on World topics
Kiiroean Customs 1'tilon May He
Means of Averting War," Says lr.
, Slinncs. -
In a recent interview as to whether
or not 'a unification of European
customs relations regulations were
necessary and posisblo Dr. Kdmund
Stlnnes,. eldest pon of Herr Hugo
Htlnnes said, "1
hold tho construc
tion of a Kuropean
customs union to
b both possible
a n d t- imperative
and that of the
Upited Ktutes of
Kurope as desir
able. Whether Its
realization in the
immediate future
is possible proba
bly depends upon
what form Kuro
pean, particularly
a Fran co -tier man
iDfAuMDSTINNE.S customs union,
can tttke.
"In tho United States of America
tho American individual citizen can
consume far more commodities than
tko European. Whyj? Because in Re
lation to the individual unit far more
can be produced. The means to this
end are mass manufacture, moderni
sation and MnndanhKiUion of Indus
trial processes, intensification of ag
riculture and reduction of unproduc
tive costs. i;
"A country's productivity is bur
dened by everything pertaining to the
country's administration, jbe it secu
rity tux or customs organs! The num
ber of these administrative organs Is
terrifying the small over organized
economic units of Kurope. in Aus
tria the worst example of this there is
that there Is one official for every five
citizens. Austria exists, indeed, only
through tho fear and jealously of
other countries."
rreillt Moro CVrtain
Furthermore, "dominating Anglo
Saxon nations certainly have no con
flict of economic Interests."
'UredltH," St f unes says, "would be
more certain; they will not need to
be burdened with l! per cent premium
on the Kuropean disorder. Kuropo
will pay her debts to America. Kng-
laud actually will get her money back,
at least as far as slate debets at e con
cerned, like those of Krance.
- War l.tkflv
"Present day . Kurope Is steering
straight into a new tunr. There is no
use trying to dodg this fact. Who
fie victor will be nnd who the van
quished cannot be foreseen since.lt is
still unknown what the decisive weap
ons will he. Judging by the textbooks
of hlfliny, Germany should win, but
the land between the Ithlno nnd Ulbe
would be turned into a desert like the
once blooming meadows of the Marne
and the Snmme. Air bombs won't
leave much of the cities of Unrls, 1
Vlonn;i, Iterlln and Warsaw. The
AVoiid war of in 14-19 IX knows no
real lctor. The next war will pro- (
duce only ruins. In which the later
generations will carry out nrcheologi-l
, and historical research as we do
in the ltomaii Forum. The greatest
onceivable sucren ts not worih the
frightful lass entaile.hy the so-culled
victory.
"Politically, what grounds could
there be for a war hrtwei. n unified
Kin-ope and Anglo-Saondom upon
which we are financially dependent?
In the igvnl question, Kurope surely
could make every toncesslson K"
land wants. I see no motive for Ajar
on either shift" j
y
I n - I
Mr. nm! Mm. R K. limlon dnparl
ril iIiIh niot-nltiRT Vhlrai. 111., to
rpoml tho wliitir with friends . unU
relative.
-o -
TrrsDA?' septsmttfj?
health and hygiene, not to ditease diagnoile or
) a taampad. telf-addreitcd envelope la encloted.
Owing to the lar(je number of letters received, only
llliil'lf A Ion-.
inki-Hcupo suggested nephritis. Snap
ping closure or aortic valve might
mean high blood pressure in arteries,
aneurism, arterio sclerosis, excite
ment, nephritis puffy nnkles again
whispered nephritis. Knlarged heart
might be a sign of arterio sclerosis,
athletic training, extreme hard work
(physical exertion) or nephritis
falling eyesight once in ore hinted ne
eirhis. Well, just 10 years later there were
entered upon the lawyer's ease report
these data: Found unconscious in
bed In hotel. Died three days latef.
Autopsy showed chronic nephritis
(Hright's disease) and hyperlrophied
(enlarged) heart. .
And for years that lawyer had
j laughed at his doctor's advocacy of
vegetarian
diet for a hard working
lawyer.
QI-KKTIOXS AM) AXKWFHS.
Cunm for Glandular Therapy.
A girl, aged 5, appears the size and
mental equal of a child of two years.
She has hal rickets for two years.
She eats heartily and sleeps much of
the time, liut she doesn't grow, men
tally or physically. Can you suggest
anything to do for her?
Answer Yes. Ask your doctor if
ho thinks si course of treument with
thymus gland extract Isn't worth
while. A six week's triul of It would
not do any harm, at least, if the doc
tor could see her regularly each week.
KMVlnlism Ituunliig Willi
Catarrhal deafness for several years
in left ear led me to consult nn ear
specialist last December. He re
moved some adenoid tissue fu the
throat or back of nose, and treated
me for month, with instruments for
inflating the Eustachian tubes. I
later grew deaf in the right eur. And
all the treatment seems to leave me
as bad off as ever. Sometimes I won
der if diet, clothing, etc., have any
thing to do with my trouble, or If cli
mate would offer any hope for me.
Answer All these things your fam
ily doctor might have advised, since
the specialist failed to do so. Send in
a stamped envelope.
Til' 7iidgo gave. Hush Illgley a fnis-
lWMiticd rcpHiimnd tills moniin1, fer
ilrlviii' u iitr after attendiii' a social
guilioiln.'.. lloint it woiulcrrui how th'
prive o' butter luings around 55 cents
when th' pastures uro so high th'
fa line r kin lumlly find his rows?
Who's Who
Carl Vinson
Two members of congress have been
appointed to serve on the recently
nppnlnted board to probe U. S. avia
tion conditions. They are Carl Vin
son, of Cieorgia. nnd James S. Park
er of New York.
Navy and army
m e n, civilians,
aviation engineer.,
and these mem
bers of congress
comprise the per
sonnel of the probe
boa rd.
Carl Vinson is a
member of the
house naval com
mittee. Horn in
Knldwin county,
near Milledgeville.
fin., Nov. IS. 18S3,
be attended the
C wgia Military
clllege there, in
! CAP.L WINOM
stead of following an army career
Vinson enrolled at Mercer University
nnd received a Ha hebu of Laws de
preo. He was admitted to the bar In
1!MI2 and began practice In Milledge
ville. After serving as a court solic
itor for two terms he was elected to
the Georgia house of representatives
in 1!0H and conlnued in that offjie
until Hi 12. when he became a county
Judge. In ISM Vinson resigned to
fill an unexpired term In congress.
Vinson.. was r'eheted'ln l!'in. He has
been a member of the filth-fiSih con
gresses and is a democrat.
ronl with cnn.
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Insurance
First Insurance
Agency
A. L. HILL, Manage
Phon 105 30 North Central
Metlford, Ort
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We date trM
ZZ-n BKXKHT HEFMAS
Sopt. 29th, 1883 42 ye'rl mgo
France apologizes to Spain.
While sojourning in Paris the King
of Spain received a deadly insult,
the nature of which, however, is
buried in the archives of state.
Be that as it may, President Grevy
saved the day by offering thirty
one apologies for the satisfaction
of the king's honor.
Owullit, ja, rrenlcr Syndicate, luck
Poems That Live
Lines
Could I but ride indVfiniic,
As doth the meadow-bee.
And visit only where I liked,
And no man visit me,
And flirt nil day with buttercups,
And marry whom I may,
And dwell a little everywhere,
Or better, run away.
With no police to follow.
Or chase me if I do.
Till I should jump peninsulas
To get away from you,
I said, but just to bo a bee
I'pon a. raft of air,
And row in nowhere all day long,
And anchor off the bur,
What liberty So captives deem
Who light In dungeons are.
ICmily Dickinson.
Cook with ens.
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ANNOUNCEMENTS
UNITED STATRS SENATOR
JAMBS J. CKOSSLIOY
Of Portland, Oregon,' hereby an
nounces that he is a candidate for the
Republican nomination for U. S. Sena
tor at the May, l!i6, Primaries.
Will work zealously for develop
ment of Oregon and support of meas
ures .for real benefit of farmers as
suggested by their organizations." Fa
vor World Court und Reform Senate
Holes. Adv.
DYERS
HATTERS
CLEANERS
PLEATERS
Phone 244
23 N. Fir St.
WE HAVE ADDED
ELECTRICAL
WELDING
to our up-to-date plant nnd arc
now prepnred to do both electric
and acetylene welding, having an
export in charge of . this depart
ment. WE POSITIVELY GUARANTEE
ALL OUR WORK.
If we do your work you
know it i.s right.
YOUNG'S
Machine and Auto Repairing
Our paint stlcketh
closer than
brother.
All of life's lessons
are not learned In
school. Tho lesson of
paint's pr o t ec 1 1 o n
conies horn exir.
ence. We know that
paint is the best pro
tective policy. Wby
do we put It off?
SELI3333
Follow Peter Paint- 's Advic '
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Ones H'iil''l Pi77!o
itUltLIOk -U'Hlnb
Word I A'no.a oirii! to market
ir 'ht picture
vVitrd -i A jommcn four
wheied vehicle used tut haulm.
A jitl n cen fm ours.
Ktinunc Down.
VV rd : rt ma'S ot metal ;ast
ir mold. -
vin. -i A f?nate sheep.
Word 4 A common inject,
VSSTEKUAV'S PUZZLE
X.NSW KKKI)
Medford Glass Co.
Automobile Glass and Mirrors made
to order. We call for your suHb and
replace brokeu windows.
Phone 140.
118 3. Bartlett.
IS mt. - Kno.
The Cause of Your ill Health
JF you have Piles or other Rectal
or Colon disorders there is
tbe cause of your nervousness, lack of
vitality, slomach trouble, general physical
and mental incapacity. -I can help you .
win back your health by positively curing
your Piles under a WRITTEN CUAR
ANTEE or fee returned. Act today by
calling for an examination or writing for
my KREIC booklet explain
ing my celebrated treat
ment for TILES and other
Rectal and Colon ailments.
, DEAN M.D.Inc
PORTLAND OFFICES. SEATTLE OFFICES.
Or Ohn BuilUinq fiCW fill Shatar IVuHdM
IThVaNOxMAI N fiTH AND PINK
Wa bolleve tlint the
sninntliness anil velvet
quality of our creams
proelnlin ot once that
we make them from
cliolre iiiKreiiicnts In
n superior way.
Ask for
Nutritious Ice Cream
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