Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, September 25, 1925, Image 10

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Newspaper Page Text. .. o 0 o O op oo O i o o O o r ' : : It . I... tfBDFORD MAIL llMBUNE AN INUKI'KSntST NKWHPAl'EK PUB LIS 11 El) KVKUV Al-TEKXOON EXCEPT SL'NDAV. BY THE" UKUk'OKI) ritlNTlNti CO. The Med ford finndiv Morninr Sun la furniohfi eulsM-nber.. (Wring tht svvtn-ilay daily nw- ftftlr: Mull Trilmns HuilUliiir, S5-S7-20 Norlii fir street, l'liuti 7fi, . A consolidation ot ths JVmrx-ratle Tinirn, th Mi-dlord Unit, tin Mi'dfonl Tribune, lu MouUi 111 (Jn-jDiiian, the AmIiUiiu Tribune. lUDIKftT W. HTML, F-litor. 8. HUM1TKK SMITH, Mjuaifrr. !) Mull In Adviiup; Only, with Sunday Run, yr .... It-tily, Willi 8 inula)' Nun, month ,., Pally, uithuut Sunday Sun, yeur . , Itmly, wilhfiut Sunday Sun, month Wetkly Mall Tri burnt, one )-ur Sunday Sun, oti ytur ..f7.r.n . 2,00 , 2.00 liV CA Hit I Kit In Mfdfurd. Ashland, Ju'kon vill. tVntrul l'uiltt, J'liucnix, Talent ttlid on Highway it: Daily, with Sunday Run,-month .r, .7 ft pjily, wilhitut Sunday Sun, jminth Oft Daily, without timidity nun, our year... 7.10 Daily, with Hijmliiy Sun, otn yur b.ftO All Irrmn hy currW, cauli In advance. Rntercil on scronil-claNfl matter nt Medfurd, Ok'Kiiii, tltidiT art of Munll H, 1H79. The only pur ttrtwecn Albany, Ore, nnd fliio, ('uilforiiiii, tt dUtunce of over 400 mili-H, liming leased wire AssoiiaUd Pre Sworn daily sverag rirculation (or six months fndinit April 1st, 1024, Justin, more ttian double ibe cirruution m sny oiner paper pub- Ijslit-! or t-trrulateu in j-KKson uuimiyi MEU1IKKS OP TIIR ASsOCIATf.1) l'KKSS. Tin AsMK'intfd .J'rewi is Mclin.iv.-ly entitled to the use for reMililifiitlon of nil news din- i.-ilrhfs credited fo It or not otherwise rrcdlttfl in ihiit paper, and a wo frj the local news pub IMied licreln. All right" ot repnbllf-jtlon n( spectsl dlfl- pmciiMt neiein are uio rcwrveo. Ye 'Smudge Pot ' . By Arthur Perry." The breach between Germany nnd Amfilra was healing fine, but Inst ivm-k the (f crumps up nml sent a ICIiin Kleagle bnck to America. A. Tturlo Totlil ami Irnus TIHo nro tin central fUTures' In the Kelso, W'n., rumpus. Tblrf bouihIh more tntcrcst Imk tharf If they wore referred to us A. It.: Todd rind I. J lite. WANTED A biff boy to ro to Srtnta' Clnra hlnh school and work for his board. K. V. Rogers. Phone SIH.-(Kupene Register.) It looks like the football team was short a fullback All over tho land, the fall ahootlnff of sweeties is well underway. " -; Mr. Bam Rlehardson Ib busy pack tiiK applet to a Kcboolma'am. Those who have seen the ultimate consumer are enmpllinentliiK tbo younn mun on bis JudKiuenl, and bold him bluinu less. - -' One of tho Hank Uates cblnwhack- ers wna 'Been honhiR hts poekot knife TUui-H. pin. In tho event of an un warranted attack by a customer with t an eurful of lather, It Is well to have something on hand that will cut. 'A IjITTLK wiiilk A lllllc while the tears ami laughter, Tim willow and tho rosu; A Utile while, and what comes after No man knows. An hour to sinff, to lovo nnd linger, Tli on lutnnlst nnd Into Will full on silence, song and slngor lloth be muto. '(' Hlill riioums tho Dream on shining : pinion, Still broods the dull distrust; Which shall have ultlmuto dominion, U i mini, or dust? , , A Itltle while with rlef and laughter, And then the day will close; Thy shadows gather . . . what comes lifter No 'man knows! : (I-Yom "The Awakening'') 1 QUILL POINTS Americanism A 'ycarninjj'to parade in 'Washington. 'Description: lie's the kind that feels at case at a style show. All that is needed to inalte airships safe is to adjust Nature. Ah, well; tho red peril doesn't affeet anybody except the green Night is when the moon , and stars nml the teeth of the law come out. Land is rising in the I'ai'il'ie near Hawaii, but Florida realtors have nothing to do with it. Another aid to longevity is the realization that the other driver may .'bo a tool. '" ' ' ' ' A man isn't old until ho ean carry cigars in his vest, poeket without breaking them. . Every oiieo in a while men discover another section of the (ip that li'asn't been conquered.. At six years of age children work for 12 cents a day in China. Over here they work dad for more than that. . One 'reason 'why Ihc 'Wild West got over it was because there were lid alienists in those days. What n long way the world has come since good folk were horri fied by ".September Morn." '. Heaven bless mother-in-law I Ther should be somebody in the bride's family able to cook. Perhaps modern youngsters are wilder than tho old-timers were because the old-tjmers bad better parents. Every once in a while you dislike a chap who really has' nothini? against him except the fact that he's too numerous. Correct this sentence: "Ready for school 'now, mother," said the small boy; "please see if my ears are clean." CROSS-WORD PUZZLE STORY! Oil PLEASE GET' UP! . I SI Cliildren's Pictorial Cross Word Puzzle ."Oh please yet up!" says luile Alice hei sleepy Tedily bear. "See, I will 1-5-7-12 up the sliaile and U-14-15-16 the window, loo, so the nice fresh air can come in I It is very 7-8-9-10 my dear, and today is wash 2-3-4 and I want you to help me hang the clothes 11-16 the line!" , Rut Alice's naughty Teddy bear only grunts to himself and snuggles down 2-0-10-N into Ins soli bedding. . Answer To Last Puzzle 12 (go), '3-4-6 fpen), 3 7-S (plgl, lull tit), 6-7-8 (sit), 1012 (In), 2-5 (on), 1-4 8 (Ret). Covt'iQlit. Illt.i, by The International KynMrate i Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D. Sinned letter, Dertalnlna to oerional health and hvalena. not to disease diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady if a stamped, self-addressed envelope is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written in Ink. Owing to the large number of letters received, only a few tan be answered here. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to instructions. Address Dr. William Brady, In car. of this newspaper. Ttolllnjr It Off for the Nonce Never blame a "spoiled"chi1d. Ton would act that way, also; if tho method so invariably paid dividends. The champion kicker is one who sighs for the good old liard times when it wasn't hard to find parking space. Tho wVnkor wx In now nlilo to lio out and iiliout, iifti'r four dancus In n i-ow IftHt week. '. . , : . I. io't itrsu I'S (Mobile, Airs.. HeirLitor) PINK I'KKST, TIIR -OKMUTKHY UlCAUTIKUL Mliny MolilllniiH know I Ills bciiutlfiil B.ot. but wo would llko for mure pcoplr to t.crotno famil ial' with It, nml wo cordially In- i vlttf thi public to ililvo In anil tiotht'ct the Ki-oundH. - i:-.' l)cr lioina uie aiippai lnR on Hip priiwaj 'of 4iIh. Not HatlsfliMl with putting n poilpnti hin In ,thn honpltiU, llicy ftnnt to tour bin punts off. Mr, "WrockH Tjitnpinan, . tho i poot, In mill In our iiiUIhi. Mr. Ijinipman iH'vef ponnoil n poem that lived; they nil (lied. , tiih i.ovi t u oitm:n IllHrCtK, of COIIIHn. B,, aplut-in, too. have 'the better of all other aiiimulH. Iiiellullng wipient man. In certain ru Mpecn. - They are "full of hrulnn." an the phrnne itoes. for In.iteud of a con centrated Hource of thoUKht, they ponaeiM n number of neatterrit nerve centefH. which help liiMlnot to work with scarcely creilible preclston, (lan Kllu ttri bettor than brains' or, In oihei'wOrtlH. Inallnct l demonstrably HOperlor to riMMou, beruilKO It Koen illrcct to Ha ohil without 'diffident waveMng.l. Probably retlKon wiih de veloped aloiiK the line of contltctltiu ItiMtiitcta, Inntlnct In a better work man, more efficient exeeutlvo than reano'n, but when we come to 'com pare the clevernenn of unlnialH, we concern ournelven not with tho auto matic precision of means to n minute nml purtleular end hut with tntelll ircnt adaptability. Have their con fllctlrtR InatlnctH produced lomt aort of Judgment. or reason?- It In not clever or Intelligent of tho KlhKla ben tu Iny It tg on the ntlcky part of the ball of honey-bread that II ba roihpounded and to build n wall butsldo. 1c is not clever of the bark Hs)th to cork tho openlnK ot the homo-tunnel with her dead body. Maternal skill nntl sacrlflcn nro the cxproHsion of n coninle Intention riulte beyond 'coinpar.-itlvo npprutatiluunt, (Ix.ndon Outlook.) - - RipplingRhyniGS THE SEND-OFF. DOC lilN'OBAT was a worthy wight, his stay in rikcrsville was long; he always strove to do tho right, and looked with scorn upon tho wrong. lie did his work, be paid his debts, he often paused to dance nnd sing; ho bilked no friend, ho placed no bets upon a sure and certain thing. And after many years of peace he' found himself alone and old; he'd lost his wife and aunt and niece, and he had little store of gold. A married daughter wrote to him, from cheap village far away, "Oh, come and. live with mc'and Jim, my husband, and forever stay." So old Doe Dingbat packed his grip to leave the town ho loved so 'well; and when we learned about 'his trip a sadness on the village fell. We all went down to sec him off, to see tho old gent on his way, and every ilamo and every toff had something kind and sweet to say. "liod bless you doc," the peoplo cried, the wives,' the children niid the men, "nnd when the other town you've tired, we hope you'll soon Lome buck again. The .wel come sign will always hang for yom upon our bjg front door, we'll wait for you, the same old Igang will greet you nt tho liluc Front store. So long as we infi'st the earth we'll wish you comfort, pence and bliss;" a man must be of sterling worth to get a send-off such as this. So nuoiy go from rikcrsville, and no one seems to care a Whoop, there is ho word from Jnek or .Till to cheer them ns they flee the "coop. So live' that when you leave your grad, to teeter vainily to nnd fro, the grown-up and the lass and lad will hand you tlessings as you go. , Cniiily for children should, he simple, pure hnU 'nt tractive. "NYOXDEKliOX has become a house hold word because it delia.hts both the sweets lovinj child and the careful parent. In a colorful, picture package are clear luarley suar sticks nnd shapes, sweet chocolate uioulded into animals, birds ami butterflies. WHITMAN'S ' Wonderbox for Children An ideal' sift for each littV guest to carry homo .from the children's party. Sold singly, or packed in cartons of twelve, with twelve different designs. HEATH'S DRUG STX)RE(Phone 884) HASKINS' DRUG STORE(Phone 16) Aa near as your phone. The pretty moron who believes until she has tried It out, that Kite can wash the fat off her hips with , somebody's high- power soap, and the beautiful dumbbell who sec retly thinks she is Koing to reduce her "figure" with 1 tho genllu , pres- Htire of Homebody's mugio elastic gir dle . Is a gullible person Indeed, compared with the. handsome Mrs. . ,,. -; - Wlsenheimer who is convinced i .(by a shrewd and slen der representative) that she can have I it boiled off- without detention from 1 her regular business which is just sitting mound. In the quaint old times they used I to call them sweat baths; later they. I became steiirii baths, vapor baths, hot nil baths, cabinet baths, electric light baths and even elimination baths. Various other names . of a special, kind are given, to the sweat 1 bath by various exploiters of the ! credulity of the "Wisonheimer fam ily, according to the uvenue of approach; The normal adult loses about 3 ounces of body weight, in the form of sweat In an hour. In a hot air bath tho samo Individual will lose more than a pound of weight In the form of sweat in the same leugth of tiim. So, if Mrs. "Wiscnhelmer weighs J herself before and after taking her sweat bath she is going to be delight ed yth the wonderful result and the affable attendant will join her in n good laugh nt the ridiculous notion that one can't have a little superflu ous flesh boiled off in that way, and sue will suggest ns sue returns Mrs. Wlsenheimer $1.15 out of a fiver, thot maybe tho doctors are a little jealous of tho success of such estab lishments. One pound and three ; ounces off from just ono bath! At J that rate, Mrs. Wlsenheimer figures as she waddles toward tho elevator, uvolding the stairs as n pestilence. she can get .back to something like the willowy wisp of n thing she was when she married, in two or three nmnths. Hut, alas, something seems to give Mrs. WlNt'tihelmer nn extraordinary thirst. She just can't go very long without a little drink of water. And It takes only a few little drinks to restore tho poor woman to her quondam level, of ( specific gravity or density, physically, speaking. "Also to restore her to her customary good nature, for with tho water boiled out by the bath n good deal of the amen ity of Mrs. Wisenhelmer's pleasing plumpness seems to ooze from her system. WSBBJJm SDmflWl -V - Banning Across. vTiwJ'7i7M.' itm Miiui. tu,"nhvnn en unheard of than eat yenst,", said Ml Tuwney A , .'1II1V 11U KIIO III1M III! 1I1I1B- tratcd newMiuiiKir aside. Wouldn' It Im nivfill If this country should lx) attacked by uil ouOlilo nation Hhllo tre'ro chasln' u IsMitlcKBcr'.' Poems That Live True Love. Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit Impediments. Love Is not love Which alters when It alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to re move , O no! It is nn ever fixed mark That lookB on tempests, and is never shaken; It Is the star to every wandering bark, Whose worth's unknown, nltho his height be taken. Love's not time's foot, though rosy lips and cheeks Within Ills bending sickle's compass come; Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks, . But bears It out ev'u to the edge of doom If this be error, nnd upon me proved, 1 never writ, nor no man ever loved. W. Shakespeare. j - ' Running Across. Word 1. Higgley-Piggley. my. black . . . . Word S. 4 Frozen water. ' V Word 4. Poetical 'form ot DO. j Running Down. ' t Word 1. What the line -where! the sky and land appear to meet is called. ! , Word 2. -Something which U newi unusuaL , . YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE ANSWERED. ANNOUNCEMENTS VXITET fiTATRS RKXATOR JAMBS J. CROSSLKY Of Tortland, Oregon, herehy an nounces that he Is a candidate for the Kepuhlican nomination for U. 8. Sena- I tor nt thy May, 1926, Primaries. Will work waiously for develop ment of Oregon and support of meas ures for real benefit of farmers ns suggested by their organisations. Fa vor World -Court and Jleforin Senate I Ruins. i Adv. m tw W mmm tw kw 1 1 , 1 1 1 Mann's The Best goods for the Price, No Matter What the Price Mann's Vogue Suits In All of the New Styles for Young Men '. $30, $35 to $45 See Them in Our Window DOUBLE BREASTED MIDNIGHT BLUE BATTLESHIP GREY A dark cheviot, Very popular with young men ii I Ml t ' ' Mil -a-i i ' i . W ? Pi - -V - J V . o 0 ' ' ' ' ; Night Shirts 98c o ' ' - ' i - Cook with gas. tf With Medford trade Is Med ford made. O- 1 1 atyi emus For Fall Quality Guaranteed $25, $30, . $35 ... Some Have Two Pair of Pants $30, $35, $40 TOPCOATS LIGHTWEIGHT OVERCOATS 'Jnat the thing for this climate $25, $27.50, $32.50 heavierWErcoats Some with belt all around. Some without belts. $2p; $22.50 to $30. f PATRICK AND SHERMAN OVERCOATS Plain, stylish models $30, $35 to $50 Mann's Department Store O THE STORE FOR EVERYBODY Phone 486-487 Medford, Ore.