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AN INUKI'KSntST NKWHPAl'EK
PUB LIS 11 El) KVKUV Al-TEKXOON EXCEPT
SL'NDAV. BY THE"
UKUk'OKI) ritlNTlNti CO.
The Med ford finndiv Morninr Sun la furniohfi
eulsM-nber.. (Wring tht svvtn-ilay daily nw-
ftftlr: Mull Trilmns HuilUliiir, S5-S7-20
Norlii fir street, l'liuti 7fi, .
A consolidation ot ths JVmrx-ratle Tinirn, th
Mi-dlord Unit, tin Mi'dfonl Tribune, lu MouUi
111 (Jn-jDiiian, the AmIiUiiu Tribune.
lUDIKftT W. HTML, F-litor.
8. HUM1TKK SMITH, Mjuaifrr.
!) Mull In Adviiup;
Only, with Sunday Run, yr ....
It-tily, Willi 8 inula)' Nun, month ,.,
Pally, uithuut Sunday Sun, yeur . ,
Itmly, wilhfiut Sunday Sun, month
Wetkly Mall Tri burnt, one )-ur
Sunday Sun, oti ytur
..f7.r.n
. 2,00
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liV CA Hit I Kit In Mfdfurd. Ashland, Ju'kon
vill. tVntrul l'uiltt, J'liucnix, Talent ttlid on
Highway it:
Daily, with Sunday Run,-month .r, .7 ft
pjily, wilhitut Sunday Sun, jminth Oft
Daily, without timidity nun, our year... 7.10
Daily, with Hijmliiy Sun, otn yur b.ftO
All Irrmn hy currW, cauli In advance.
Rntercil on scronil-claNfl matter nt Medfurd,
Ok'Kiiii, tltidiT art of Munll H, 1H79.
The only pur ttrtwecn Albany, Ore, nnd
fliio, ('uilforiiiii, tt dUtunce of over 400
mili-H, liming leased wire AssoiiaUd Pre
Sworn daily sverag rirculation (or six
months fndinit April 1st, 1024, Justin, more ttian
double ibe cirruution m sny oiner paper pub-
Ijslit-! or t-trrulateu in j-KKson uuimiyi
MEU1IKKS OP TIIR ASsOCIATf.1) l'KKSS.
Tin AsMK'intfd .J'rewi is Mclin.iv.-ly entitled
to the use for reMililifiitlon of nil news din-
i.-ilrhfs credited fo It or not otherwise rrcdlttfl
in ihiit paper, and a wo frj the local news pub
IMied licreln.
All right" ot repnbllf-jtlon n( spectsl dlfl-
pmciiMt neiein are uio rcwrveo.
Ye 'Smudge Pot
' .
By Arthur Perry."
The breach between Germany nnd
Amfilra was healing fine, but Inst
ivm-k the (f crumps up nml sent a
ICIiin Kleagle bnck to America.
A. Tturlo Totlil ami Irnus TIHo nro
tin central fUTures' In the Kelso, W'n.,
rumpus. Tblrf bouihIh more tntcrcst
Imk tharf If they wore referred to us
A. It.: Todd rind I. J lite.
WANTED A biff boy to ro to
Srtnta' Clnra hlnh school and work for
his board. K. V. Rogers. Phone
SIH.-(Kupene Register.) It looks
like the football team was short a
fullback
All over tho land, the fall ahootlnff
of sweeties is well underway.
" -;
Mr. Bam Rlehardson Ib busy pack
tiiK applet to a Kcboolma'am. Those
who have seen the ultimate consumer
are enmpllinentliiK tbo younn mun on
bis JudKiuenl, and bold him bluinu
less. -
-' One of tho Hank Uates cblnwhack-
ers wna 'Been honhiR hts poekot knife
TUui-H. pin. In tho event of an un
warranted attack by a customer with
t an eurful of lather, It Is well to have
something on hand that will cut.
'A IjITTLK wiiilk
A lllllc while the tears ami laughter,
Tim willow and tho rosu;
A Utile while, and what comes after
No man knows.
An hour to sinff, to lovo nnd linger,
Tli on lutnnlst nnd Into
Will full on silence, song and slngor
lloth be muto.
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Hlill riioums tho Dream on shining
: pinion,
Still broods the dull distrust;
Which shall have ultlmuto dominion,
U i mini, or dust? , ,
A Itltle while with rlef and laughter,
And then the day will close;
Thy shadows gather . . . what comes
lifter
No 'man knows!
: (I-Yom "The Awakening'') 1
QUILL POINTS
Americanism A 'ycarninjj'to parade in 'Washington.
'Description: lie's the kind that feels at case at a style show.
All that is needed to inalte airships safe is to adjust Nature.
Ah, well; tho red peril doesn't affeet anybody except the green
Night is when the moon , and stars nml the teeth of the law
come out.
Land is rising in the I'ai'il'ie near Hawaii, but Florida realtors
have nothing to do with it.
Another aid to longevity is the realization that the other driver
may .'bo a tool. '" ' ' ' '
A man isn't old until ho ean carry cigars in his vest, poeket
without breaking them. .
Every oiieo in a while men discover another section of the (ip
that li'asn't been conquered..
At six years of age children work for 12 cents a day in China.
Over here they work dad for more than that. .
One 'reason 'why Ihc 'Wild West got over it was because there
were lid alienists in those days.
What n long way the world has come since good folk were horri
fied by ".September Morn." '.
Heaven bless mother-in-law I Ther should be somebody in the
bride's family able to cook.
Perhaps modern youngsters are wilder than tho old-timers were
because the old-tjmers bad better parents.
Every once in a while you dislike a chap who really has' nothini?
against him except the fact that he's too numerous.
Correct this sentence: "Ready for school 'now, mother," said
the small boy; "please see if my ears are clean."
CROSS-WORD PUZZLE STORY!
Oil PLEASE GET' UP! .
I SI
Cliildren's Pictorial
Cross Word Puzzle
."Oh please yet up!" says luile Alice hei sleepy Tedily bear.
"See, I will 1-5-7-12 up the sliaile and U-14-15-16 the window, loo,
so the nice fresh air can come in I It is very 7-8-9-10 my dear, and
today is wash 2-3-4 and I want you to help me hang the clothes
11-16 the line!"
, Rut Alice's naughty Teddy bear only grunts to himself and
snuggles down 2-0-10-N into Ins soli bedding.
. Answer To Last Puzzle
12 (go), '3-4-6 fpen), 3 7-S (plgl, lull tit), 6-7-8 (sit), 1012 (In),
2-5 (on), 1-4 8 (Ret).
Covt'iQlit. Illt.i, by The International KynMrate i
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D.
Sinned letter, Dertalnlna to oerional health and hvalena. not to disease diagnosis or
treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady if a stamped, self-addressed envelope is enclosed.
Letters should be brief and written in Ink. Owing to the large number of letters received, only
a few tan be answered here. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to instructions.
Address Dr. William Brady, In car. of this newspaper.
Ttolllnjr It Off for the Nonce
Never blame a "spoiled"chi1d. Ton would act that way, also;
if tho method so invariably paid dividends.
The champion kicker is one who sighs for the good old liard times
when it wasn't hard to find parking space.
Tho wVnkor wx In now nlilo to lio
out and iiliout, iifti'r four dancus In n
i-ow IftHt week. '. . , : .
I. io't itrsu I'S
(Mobile, Airs.. HeirLitor)
PINK I'KKST,
TIIR -OKMUTKHY UlCAUTIKUL
Mliny MolilllniiH know I Ills
bciiutlfiil B.ot. but wo would llko
for mure pcoplr to t.crotno famil
ial' with It, nml wo cordially In- i
vlttf thi public to ililvo In anil
tiotht'ct the Ki-oundH. -
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l)cr lioina uie aiippai lnR on Hip
priiwaj 'of 4iIh. Not HatlsfliMl with
putting n poilpnti hin In ,thn honpltiU,
llicy ftnnt to tour bin punts off.
Mr, "WrockH Tjitnpinan, . tho i poot,
In mill In our iiiUIhi. Mr. Ijinipman
iH'vef ponnoil n poem that lived; they
nil (lied.
,
tiih i.ovi t u oitm:n
IllHrCtK, of COIIIHn. B,, aplut-in, too.
have 'the better of all other aiiimulH.
Iiiellullng wipient man. In certain ru
Mpecn. - They are "full of hrulnn." an
the phrnne itoes. for In.iteud of a con
centrated Hource of thoUKht, they
ponaeiM n number of neatterrit nerve
centefH. which help liiMlnot to work
with scarcely creilible preclston, (lan
Kllu ttri bettor than brains' or, In
oihei'wOrtlH. Inallnct l demonstrably
HOperlor to riMMou, beruilKO It Koen
illrcct to Ha ohil without 'diffident
waveMng.l. Probably retlKon wiih de
veloped aloiiK the line of contltctltiu
ItiMtiitcta, Inntlnct In a better work
man, more efficient exeeutlvo than
reano'n, but when we come to 'com
pare the clevernenn of unlnialH, we
concern ournelven not with tho auto
matic precision of means to n minute
nml purtleular end hut with tntelll
ircnt adaptability. Have their con
fllctlrtR InatlnctH produced lomt aort
of Judgment. or reason?-
It In not clever or Intelligent of tho
KlhKla ben tu Iny It tg on the ntlcky
part of the ball of honey-bread that
II ba roihpounded and to build n
wall butsldo. 1c is not clever of the
bark Hs)th to cork tho openlnK ot the
homo-tunnel with her dead body.
Maternal skill nntl sacrlflcn nro the
cxproHsion of n coninle Intention riulte
beyond 'coinpar.-itlvo npprutatiluunt,
(Ix.ndon Outlook.) - -
RipplingRhyniGS
THE SEND-OFF.
DOC lilN'OBAT was a worthy wight, his stay in rikcrsville
was long; he always strove to do tho right, and looked
with scorn upon tho wrong. lie did his work, be paid his debts,
he often paused to dance nnd sing; ho bilked no friend, ho
placed no bets upon a sure and certain thing. And after many
years of peace he' found himself alone and old; he'd lost his wife
and aunt and niece, and he had little store of gold. A married
daughter wrote to him, from cheap village far away, "Oh, come
and. live with mc'and Jim, my husband, and forever stay." So
old Doe Dingbat packed his grip to leave the town ho loved so
'well; and when we learned about 'his trip a sadness on the
village fell. We all went down to sec him off, to see tho old
gent on his way, and every ilamo and every toff had something
kind and sweet to say. "liod bless you doc," the peoplo cried,
the wives,' the children niid the men, "nnd when the other town
you've tired, we hope you'll soon Lome buck again. The .wel
come sign will always hang for yom upon our bjg front door,
we'll wait for you, the same old Igang will greet you nt tho
liluc Front store. So long as we infi'st the earth we'll wish you
comfort, pence and bliss;" a man must be of sterling worth to
get a send-off such as this. So nuoiy go from rikcrsville, and
no one seems to care a Whoop, there is ho word from Jnek or
.Till to cheer them ns they flee the "coop. So live' that when
you leave your grad, to teeter vainily to nnd fro, the grown-up
and the lass and lad will hand you tlessings as you go. ,
Cniiily for children should, he simple, pure hnU
'nt tractive. "NYOXDEKliOX has become a house
hold word because it delia.hts both the sweets
lovinj child and the careful parent. In a colorful,
picture package are clear luarley suar sticks nnd
shapes, sweet chocolate uioulded into animals,
birds ami butterflies.
WHITMAN'S '
Wonderbox for Children
An ideal' sift for each littV guest to carry homo
.from the children's party. Sold singly, or packed
in cartons of twelve, with twelve different designs.
HEATH'S DRUG STX)RE(Phone 884)
HASKINS' DRUG STORE(Phone 16)
Aa near as your phone.
The pretty moron who believes
until she has tried It out, that Kite
can wash the fat off her hips with
, somebody's high-
power soap, and
the beautiful
dumbbell who sec
retly thinks she is
Koing to reduce
her "figure" with 1
tho genllu , pres-
Htire of Homebody's
mugio elastic gir
dle . Is a gullible
person Indeed,
compared with the.
handsome Mrs.
. ,,. -; - Wlsenheimer who
is convinced i .(by a shrewd and slen
der representative) that she can have I
it boiled off- without detention from 1
her regular business which is just
sitting mound.
In the quaint old times they used I
to call them sweat baths; later they. I
became steiirii baths, vapor baths,
hot nil baths, cabinet baths, electric
light baths and even elimination
baths. Various other names . of a
special, kind are given, to the sweat 1
bath by various exploiters of the !
credulity of the "Wisonheimer fam
ily, according to the uvenue of approach;
The normal adult loses about 3
ounces of body weight, in the form
of sweat In an hour. In a hot air
bath tho samo Individual will lose
more than a pound of weight In the
form of sweat in the same leugth of
tiim.
So, if Mrs. "Wiscnhelmer weighs J
herself before and after taking her
sweat bath she is going to be delight
ed yth the wonderful result and the
affable attendant will join her in n
good laugh nt the ridiculous notion
that one can't have a little superflu
ous flesh boiled off in that way, and
sue will suggest ns sue returns Mrs.
Wlsenheimer $1.15 out of a fiver,
thot maybe tho doctors are a little
jealous of tho success of such estab
lishments. One pound and three ;
ounces off from just ono bath! At J
that rate, Mrs. Wlsenheimer figures
as she waddles toward tho elevator,
uvolding the stairs as n pestilence.
she can get .back to something like
the willowy wisp of n thing she was
when she married, in two or three
nmnths.
Hut, alas, something seems to give
Mrs. WlNt'tihelmer nn extraordinary
thirst. She just can't go very long
without a little drink of water. And
It takes only a few little drinks to
restore tho poor woman to her
quondam level, of ( specific gravity or
density, physically, speaking. "Also to
restore her to her customary good
nature, for with tho water boiled out
by the bath n good deal of the amen
ity of Mrs. Wisenhelmer's pleasing
plumpness seems to ooze from her
system.
WSBBJJm SDmflWl -V - Banning Across.
vTiwJ'7i7M.'
itm Miiui. tu,"nhvnn en unheard
of than eat yenst,", said Ml Tuwney
A , .'1II1V 11U KIIO III1M III! 1I1I1B-
tratcd newMiuiiKir aside. Wouldn' It
Im nivfill If this country should lx)
attacked by uil ouOlilo nation Hhllo
tre'ro chasln' u IsMitlcKBcr'.'
Poems That Live
True Love.
Let me not to the marriage of true
minds
Admit Impediments. Love Is not love
Which alters when It alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to re
move ,
O no! It is nn ever fixed mark
That lookB on tempests, and is never
shaken;
It Is the star to every wandering
bark,
Whose worth's unknown, nltho his
height be taken.
Love's not time's foot, though rosy
lips and cheeks
Within Ills bending sickle's compass
come;
Love alters not with his brief hours
and weeks, .
But bears It out ev'u to the edge of
doom
If this be error, nnd upon me proved,
1 never writ, nor no man ever loved.
W. Shakespeare.
j - ' Running Across.
Word 1. Higgley-Piggley. my.
black . . .
. Word S. 4 Frozen water. '
V Word 4. Poetical 'form ot DO.
j Running Down. '
t Word 1. What the line -where!
the sky and land appear to meet is
called. !
, Word 2. -Something which U
newi unusuaL ,
. YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE
ANSWERED.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
VXITET fiTATRS RKXATOR
JAMBS J. CROSSLKY
Of Tortland, Oregon, herehy an
nounces that he Is a candidate for the
Kepuhlican nomination for U. 8. Sena- I
tor nt thy May, 1926, Primaries.
Will work waiously for develop
ment of Oregon and support of meas
ures for real benefit of farmers ns
suggested by their organisations. Fa
vor World -Court and Jleforin Senate I
Ruins. i Adv.
m tw W mmm tw kw 1 1 , 1 1 1
Mann's The Best goods for the Price, No Matter What the Price Mann's
Vogue
Suits
In All of the New Styles
for Young Men '.
$30, $35
to $45
See Them
in Our Window
DOUBLE BREASTED
MIDNIGHT BLUE BATTLESHIP GREY
A dark cheviot, Very popular with young men
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; Night Shirts
98c o '
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Cook with gas. tf
With Medford trade Is Med ford made.
O- 1 1
atyi
emus
For Fall Quality
Guaranteed
$25, $30,
. $35
...
Some Have
Two Pair of Pants
$30, $35, $40
TOPCOATS
LIGHTWEIGHT OVERCOATS
'Jnat the thing for this climate
$25, $27.50, $32.50
heavierWErcoats
Some with belt all around.
Some without belts.
$2p; $22.50 to $30.
f PATRICK AND SHERMAN
OVERCOATS
Plain, stylish models
$30, $35 to $50
Mann's Department Store
O THE STORE FOR EVERYBODY
Phone 486-487 Medford, Ore.