Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, September 07, 1925, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextMCTiFORT) MATTi TRfRTTNE. MEDFORTV OKEfiON. MONDAY. SEPTEMBER 7, 10?5 9 PAOfl FOTTR CyroBp Mail tribune lOUHIB gVKKT aFTSKSUO - w - UHPAI. BI IB- trflRNOOM s 00. ' ' liiiMiii tmto Man Sea to HI M1M l (a tea aarefref Oau? eeB- N OMlMl Mill ettkaTtr IM. frlbana asUlla IMI-U Pwae II. A eenaolldatloB ol tha DtnoonOo Tlaaa, Ike eaprd Mftii, um Mmiora mooee, aaa am Oraamilaa, ik aaelans TrleaM. gOBEUT W. RUHL, Idltor. a BUMPTCk SMITH. ktanafer. y Hall In Uaiiii . . Delr, wrte Buneay Boo, ft! DaU, mat WU Hmi! eMeU ... DaUj, a-ltbaut Hands? Sua. par . . . tll, vlUmt Bandar Mva, Owuta 9kij Mall Tribune, m yaar..... arnj7 Bud. e rear .T. . .6 1.09 V CUttRTKB In Vadford. Aabland. tUlt, Ootxal Point. Fboanli, TkUal $o& oo UaiJjT, with Buodiy Sao, montt f ,7ft Dully, without Hiuiciiy mud, tnontD. , . . .oi ally, without 8uilf Bun, on yt.,, l.tV Dally, wltb Bundav Hun, oti yar.... Mil All tcraa by earner, ciao in adraoot. dillr arrrw crmflation tor til sutha ndlnir Auril lat. 198. 8669. mora than toobta to ctrvulHtioti I any other ppr pub Matca or cireuiaiwi in jaraaoD .fcsUrad u acoru! i'li.aa matter al Madford. fofjon, aodar act of March , 17. - Official papr of (lie City oi fttrdforaj. Official paper of Jackaon Comity. x Tba only paper batweL ATtotmy, Ore, Cfeioo, California, a diaUnce of ottr 400 Ilea, aarrlee. baring leaaed wire Aaaoclated Praaa If EM BR HR OF TXlf. mwiflTW fllKNS. "'The Aaaoclated I'reaa ia eiclunily entitled the uae for republication of al) newa die rrhea credited to It or not otherwlae credited tfale paper, and aUo to tba local newa pub- aneo Drrein. All rifbta of republication of apooUl dUk herein are a Lao reevmd, . Ye SmUeiPot Bf Arthur'' Perry. o There Is a fine openlijK on the Specific Uleway for a modern hoHpl tal, with a chain of KIiui Aid HtuMunw. .. Damp went h or pi-evutlH, jnoMlng Hip htiyunil HtruighteiiJng out lha mulden- Onre nffiiln the rHtoempil T-;uK"ne -Clunrri yellH ut the $ieemt' I'urtlanil ftiflipecAvofl follows: i'f i Wouldn't It be worth while for Home Portland newHpaper to K't lthe facts and print them about ' Mr. "Word's recent oflolal adven- , ...tures? Why the heavy silence? The eHtemed (Juard Hhould know Hhsft the "heavy itllence" is due to llnht 'editorial comment on the latest dance steps. - . ' ' ' .,;.-..( wixTKirs NrRKKT ams . , ,.:iM'1 ' (MlirHllflclll Xl'UN) AWTOS KOR RBHIDIJNCUS . IVe'have 8everal men with kuo1 3j('autuH who would turn them in lb .vPQrt' PMyjnaut . on. a reHldenoo. f F'i'Izeun UrlKgH, unit Brkke. phone 676. - i' Ahennory cook ,may not he nltlo to .lotiiuieti. but he aure can make u putripkin iio. , , ; ; t',7ho Now York mnyornlty election lH,gottlns no hut a local remUialun condemning Cluvornor Al Smith In pemltiiK. . , .''Alex McCartney, ono of Western rllsklyau'M most teuacloua prospectors, whoiaa been on the Salmon slope for rvnumber 'of years, wan In Utnn this weeit. (Western Siskiyou Newa.) A new coiiipltmentury adjective for the HumdlngerM, Inc. ' , r, In a minor uuto crash, on the main hrtery, It 1s cusiumury to look florae at tlio other driver, pud then look sad at both4Tondurs. ,.', Mj. -. t fiUCIAL ITliM (Bonroiiuin, uiu. news) John Jenklns -Is., sporting u re ' ceutly acquired' mustache which luadv his friends look twlco be fure they recognised him. '. f!.! ' : : T)ip tt-ouble with Baby Itutli, seema tq'.liuiij'liei-u a snglu sweionK. of tne laUjbharil equasli located In the comer I oT-hls slroulderH. Mr. Itutli is Improv ing, uml Is now able to wear his hat. , yhe rain Is duo to n low firosauro ren tiff the mouth of the Coliunbla alver, and too many people gutting their cars-washed. ,. A murder has bean committed up?, Rlate to gliin posscHsion f un num. A bright lawyer will -olivines, the Jury, that the- victim threatened to (oioe the defendant to lake the auto. . ' Who 'rah' remember, when every third mart Was a Colonel, and every firt Ir in a ii' a Judge, :uod both - were Interlarded wllh Apple Klnija'r .It's about timo tor the flreplaoe Stuck to, find out f where the. wood wngons'liuve been going. , ,:.A Clvlrf male quartette. Impends. Rome more dirty work by the city hull gang, and the courtltouse ring, t ' j( . COI'XTRY CI'RTIiIY '' ' ' , (Khiimis Vify Blur) ' MKXU'U. Mo., Aug. 30. "The man who left the Meat of Ills trou-.- .sers on my fence after . robbing my wutsrmelon paleh last plght - may hutve them liy calling u ml "Identifying his pippe)iy, H. A. ''Roe lidvertlsed hero today. There Is a htink demand for nlone jam. They nro an oltl faahioitiii kitchen lUtlllty, and flue for . home made pUikllng. t 1 ft all lfe sprang from a single cell, ' . Aa eeletitlsta now assert, Let's. 'Hirostlen" the notion Just a bit, r And tiaply It to things Inert: I"..,.. ; Trie' trutrk'n grand-dud la the "One , .' (Ions Shay," , ' Th kite-and alrplano ore kin And the swift l'lerce A , and the ; (lankkoopuy. Are" prirtliein under th tip,, . . ( KirKsviiie, aid., i;xprsa.i an.-' t. - peok wltit eoi, BLASPHEMY. TpIlEBE js a grim iv..DnUiV.mM pI'.W'. KJar: A men placing wreaths of dent Roosevelt. , Jt Is perhaps fortunate for Roosevelt dead, not living, that of their hooded order. For one oan imagine what been, to this visitation of bogus the name that stood for forty which tlu Kbin iu unw nnnoactl. T)ii.it,lnM PnAuaiiult tltn in n as one of America's most useful citizens; who counted a Catholic cardinal as "one of my most loyul and stimulating friends," who sclented Nathan Strauss, a Jew, ber," and who invited Hooker Washington, a negro, to lunch at the White Ious(! what woidd he religious intolerance and racial his fighting spirit not been stilled It would have been, one may be Imperial Wizard tivaus would not huve soon forgotten. People may differ as to the true measure of Koosevelt's great ness, lint there can be no difference of opinion, when the Roohc- vxltian definition bf Americanism The silence that greeted this presumptuous pilgrimage to Oyster Ray "only aecentuutcs the grievous loss this country suffered when the gallant leader of genuine Americanism, the American ism of tolerance, 'liberalism and fair (be field of earthly action. The grape is the symbol of prohibition. , The death ray seems reasonable. ft lot of people. Well, if Mr. Dawes can't keep page the case is hopeless. Y on can't really call it a car can pass any 'big one. Don't go to the -ant. Study fly that has decided to alight on As wc understand Andrews, more liquor and fewer beans. They say Krim knows some not the French for "Enough." B' QUILL POINTS The test of a town isn't the ability to support grand opera, but the ability to support o losiilg ball ... Probably tlio logical boundary between Poland and Germany is the place where the hate is thickest." It is estimated that 87 per cent need it. Correct this sentence! "I've worn this frock to three parties," said she, "and haven't spilled anything on it yet." ..';- Ancient Raying! "I'm too tired to let down my hair tonight.',' Nobody really lives as long as a rich relative. Diplomacy is what enables nations to get ready for one another in the Pacific without meaning anything personal. : If they think it won't work to them take 1ie profits out of peace Kngliind euii pay through her l-'rancc hasn't even it monopoly of naughty books any more. '' Now (hat returns urn all in, it is discovered that 100 per cent of, the people believe just what they believed before the 'Scopes trial. . " RipplingRhi)n.Q$ T nAYjJ,'s.oif)e bo'nds of I'nclc Siim they 've' loiia been leeiing, and I'm as happy as twin elams, wbiie other iiro weeping j .they bonght t)p sluire's in 'coffer dams, and Wells where, oil was seeping, They used to suv to me. "Rv Jones. you're wasting splendid chances; oh, eome with us and gather bones Whore Jlitlas sings and dances; buy shares in Western Paying Stones before the price advances. Ituy shares in Ajiix l4osl hole Mills, in Johnson 'h Patent Ditcher; , some money; in' illicit stills would ilnulitli'ss make you richur ob come wliero trees grow ilollnr bills, hud put them ,in n pitpher." "(Ireat Sott,",I cried, "anil, eke, great Jlet'k, I'm surely in no hurry to trade off bonds that naught can wreck, not panic, drouth or flurry; while I'nclc Sum-remains on deck, I have no need .to Worry. I sit. in comfort with my pup, n pleasant picture mak ing; I drink cool hitlers from my cup, nnd have no inward aehing; while Uncle Stun ts right sitle up I have no cause fr flunking. I'd be n lost and storm-tossed waif among the market bosses; oh; friends, it's pimisiuit to feel wife, and fear no double, crosses, to bo at ease while others ohnfo' and worry o'er their losses. These speculations-all seem nice, they promise heaps of plunder, but I won't loosen up the price, though you may uttirc and wonder; .while ; Unelq Hum is cutting ice;,. my roll's as safe as thunder. flowers upon the tomb of ex-l'rcsi , .' ' tlio valiant Knights that it was they chose to include jn the ranks the Rooseveltian. reply would have Americanism, seeking to capitalize strenuous years, for everything to wlin li.rinriwl .Tonnli Riia Ml nlion as "his most trusted cabinet mem have said as the robed figures of hate passed by the other day, bad by the hand of death 1 sure, a sulutation the emissary of is concerned. piny was forced to retire from Dncchus; the plum the symbol of Kven the spotlight has destroyed the viee-presideney on the first land of equality until some cheap the unwavering persistence of a bald spot. be wants a force that will spill words of French. But apparently : olitb. of the husbunds who are bossed take the profits out of war, let and seo what happens. monopoly of rubber, but poor m my sports S3 TfhnrTTjfni cross-word puzzle story ;. . . . maud . ;' . Did you ever hear about Maud Muller? She 1-2-3 in a poem my brother 20-21 Said he had to learn when he was only six' years, l-iy-21! " ' - .. . . . . . This fitlle Maud is raking up "some 1-6-1 1-14-16 'for 4-10 is harvest time and you can see ihere 2-7-12 many sheaves ol wheat tied up in big slacks. ll'"12-13 the day is over there will be a lot more sheaves. ;M . '. Maud and Edward and 1' used to play in the wheat field. It looked like the sea and how the breakers would 3-K-I3-15-1H and roll! We would 5-5-7-8-9-10 the wheal apart and run through the tall grain.' I could not see above it even when I stood on tiu-16-17:18. .; , Answer To Last Puttie . ' 4-8! -8! (ha! ha!). 1-2-3 (bux), ai-14-17 thai), JO 11 (uh), 4-6B-7 (harm), 1-5-9-12 (band), 13 14-15 (say), Sb (an), 2 6 (or), 3-7-lUU'J (Xm8), 18-19 (as), 1819 (1b). Copyright, 11)25, by The lnlernatlnnnl Hynilicnte Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D. Igaaa Maa aanaMln fa aanaaai aawU) ant aylan not ( iihm aiaaaii ' aHawnl, will ka acmaral ay Dr. araay II atamaat. aaaVaaaa amlini la analaaaa attara ahaaMka arlaf an airiltaa In Ink. Owing la lha la'aa Mtmaai a laa tmw. aah law aaa aa anawarai hara. Ha raatv aan aa mada la iucIm m mrIimIm imImiMm, awraaa Or. Wlllaua Oraav, Ir ara af Ma n l;t loctors; In the city 'of Buffalo where there lan parodoKical combination of finepotlenls. achuolaand a low order of popular-- education, a de- mented man con- fined in an instl- luuon ior mo in- sane waH actually , nominated for of- " i uy. pi""." petition not long since. Such on oc-l currence gives food' for thought. : '.' . If i wore king a most unlikely eventuality, seeing. cnncern:-"-C. W. u. that 1 'Lhave never been even nomi-' Answer I can answer such queries noted for anything more than sec-, only in a personal, letter. But here retary of the medical 'society, ' and is a rule which I believe is a good darned If a mere woman didn't beat,1 guide in all circumstances: The me In the election I should sum-,' practice of medicine, or nny branch inon a conference of representative : or specialty of medicine, is a per subjects, sort of a party council, tojsonnl service and - whenever or attempt . to creto order and unl- wherever you find firms, companies, formlty in tlio regulations for the corporations, .'Institutes., clinics, cen llcensing e-f henlers. Of course I . term groups pr other Impersonal or should see to it that only men nnd gnnlsatlons purprnting to practice women of fair education weie Invited medicine or any of Its branches or to- the. conference, for It would be, specialties, look out!; After all, why unfortunute Indeed to permit morons should a really good,' .'trustworthy to have a voice in' the formulation ! doctor practice under any other than of such laws or regulations. Wo his own name? Notwithstanding the ought to know how unfortunate that I fact that some doctors who hove not would he, we who live under the, laws proposed and enacted by legls latlve bodies a considerable propor tion of whose membership, consists of morons. If, one wonders how morons can be elected to the legis lature, one should tako n short course in economics in Buffalo or any other big American town. . I should submit to the conference n tentative defining act, that wo might have some understanding of. What constitutes the practice of henl-.l ing. I should absolutely prohibit any idle discussion In tho conference on such immaterial questions na the methods or modes , of treatment em ployed In henling; hut If all the conferees or councilors had a fair education I suppose no such fool ills. cusslon would arise. Still, I should have my royal bouncers on hand, and at the first mention of "pathy," , "medicine," "drug'lesa treatment", or "nature," I'd nod to my bouncers and the boor would go' out n flying. That there are at least half , n .dozen different Ways In . which a person aiming to practice . healing may get a license, is o sad commen tary on our boasted progress In civi lisation nnd culture, Thnt the heal er who la qualified tn practice in one situe or provlnro Is not recog nized by the neighboring state province Is n scandal, for It Is a challenge to the intelligence of the people and an excuse for much po litical graft. , My council would reach the sensi ble conclusion and wo would prob ably Issue an order in council if not a royal decree defining the practice of healing and fixing tho qualifica tions of candidates for license upon the basis of the highest or tho lowest qualifications now demanded by any stato or province or a fair average of these. Surely a healer ought to have some education nobody . wants to place Buch responsibilities in the hands of i dellnqueut. Surely the stato should fix the minimum education or train ing required from those who would qualify as licensed healers nnd not lenve such a vital ntloatlon to thn discretion of tho would be healers themselves. Hesters receiving the royal ehar ter would of course ho privileged to employ whatever method they might deem best In ny circumstances and laymen or patients would ft course have no voice In determining whnt the method should b. It would b our royal nleium thu( anmi . pe loctm-s. dootoni be . doctors, -and patienU just Wllh the new order in effect, u-hen iinv fine ,'nlleil tin a hpnlor he wou!t ' g(0rcely know in advance whc,tncr tne ncaUll. would roy for nlm mamai;e Ms neck gv0 him xhot or sorum or n hot bath. jjut htmle bnnwn whnt iu l,ef nnd the w)se ptttlen"t relies upon his healer' judgment. QUESTIONS AXI AXSWEUS. Medicine Is u I'tvsoniil Service. Kindly Inform 'm'e v,'hother the so- called house ktC health is d quack yet been kicked out of the profes slon comport themselves as "clinics. "centers" and suchlike srhemes for getting the business, I venture to say that the only answer to the question I have just asked Is hokum. Kbrlilmi - Ycaiw r Alluunaticosis. ' I have suffered with catarrh for 18 years and it seems to be in my blood. I have taken about twenty bullies of (nnd a page or two of miserable pencil, scrawls)... Answer -r- You've sutrerell long enougn noni your 1001 -hhwiuw ttoit Willi tho-job Is thnt although ap ing. Why don't you wake up and painted by the president onlv a inlnt consult n physician, ndw that most resolution of congress con remove of the -old ."catarrh"; fakers' havo him.' ', i retlred to live, on their' booty? . I It Is rumored that certain people hi . Ganglion. . official Wtishlngton are more than Is these any remedy for ganglion? anxious to see his powers limited by It Is about the size of an almond, on the Incoming congress because of his the back of my wrist, nnd only an- disinclination to recognize certain in noying as a rule, though a little dividual and deimrtinentnl expendl tender nt intervnls. My brother says tures. Traveling expenses, gasoline It Is a weeping sinew. J. f. money, etc., nre watched Just as Answor-There are three methods closely as n requisition for n couple of treatment, attractive in inverse hundred thousand. Naturally McCarl ratio with their sttccessrulness: , . 19 not ln the favor of those who are i .i.'v,.ll..n r il,u l,,,n., snc used to squandering money nnd then which may be done under locul ones- thesln.. Simple, enough. ' 2. Mexlinr iho wrist flrmlv and then striking the tense ganglion a sham blow wllh the hack of n clean .novel to break ' the sac, following which n lnotliTnte pressure shoula be km on the pot by means ot a Hiiilnhln (lreRHintr i.nH ltnndtiirA or . ... . ., , '.; . , m'.-i. . r - nJiIil. in . ,k ', .. S. Walling. This Inst method ,. .................. " he was appointed to his present office quired nine years of unremitting ,,y the huo i.re,,aont warren O. Hard walling In my case, but .It proved illR j . v ,v. IWong Pon Chinese VMedkhie rNsr lYesiiaanii cf -trove auul Calroado hltieaVMs of Maaj and Wosaeav '- aad aaaiai ty tad- taflaaaaa. aaa. MS, aiadaar Ud atunark enulMa. Sta. Senna, raptors, foldr iaatala troublaa, aat IraU a fiwwHs., aettiaia ami brae! IrevMaa, rbaiaimUaai, staaavrrbaea, aultra, eoMioafaMav aalaira, (lira, fcrSrecaie, al aaaita Otflaa Hvartl I A. M. la I . M. . - CaaaalUuea Sm t 41 tavts frasl 1L ""-a, ft uaeaar 1 -Tiff if ft- X I hain't Hfrahl V, Julian, hut I be lieve ft war ImIh'mij trui'k iirlvciH uit' pleaNui-o e'er ' driver is Inevitable. Wlwt's coiniiKijily kiiotvu aa a "lucky tuy" in marly ullux a linillcr with 111' kooUh, 1 THIS NU'ICF.T MAY MOKM.NtJ To bleascd Crenturos, I have heard the : - call....... . : . .. , : Ye to each other make; I nee The heavena laueh with you in your jubilee; My heart l at your festival, My head hath lln corunnl, The fullneaa of your bllaa, 1 fell I feci I( all. 'O ovil aiiy! if 1 ware sullen 1 'While Earth herself Is adorning This Kweet Muy mornliiK, And the Children are culling ! On every side. In a thousand valleys, far and wide, Fresh flbwers; while the sun shines warm,' And the Babe leaps up on his Moth er s arm: 1 hear, I hear, Willi joy I hear! But there's n Tree, of many, one. A single Kleld which I have looked upon. Both of them 'spenk of something that is gone: The Pansy at my feet Doih' the same uile repeat: Whither Is shed the visionary gleam ? Where is It now, the glory the dream? :.- VVilliam Wordsworth ! Who's Who John It. Iff 'Carl. , One of the" most nowerrnl flifiireH In the Amei'loan -goverrimon t and vet seldom In the spotllght'is John H. Mc- Carl; - comptroller genernt of the United States. His office has control over all -the dis bursements of the 'executive depart ments. Man.v offi. I eluls are anxious i to have his power I curtailed. ' He is charged by law with the set tlement and ad justment,' I n d e - pendently of the executive depart ments, of all claims and demands whatever by the ITnitpri Stint,, ? ... . ernment or against It, ad all irccottnls whatever In which the government a concerned, other as debtor or ..creator. ' . jp Is .YSslijd with all the powers nnd dutes whc.h. prevously ware held by the former, comptroller of the treas ury and the sx auditors of the trees- i ury department. He keeps the personal ledger nc- i counts of disbursing and collecting of ficers, reports to congress delinquen cies In rendering accounts, and certi- ( lies balances, which are final and conclusive, upon the executive branch ' Hls office was created by the budget act of 1921. The term is for fifteen years at a 'Salary of J 10,000 a year 1 one of tho peculiar nni-ie in .mn.. i charging the bill to the government ' ecnrlwas born In Dea Mollies, ,,,w"' "ovemoer i-. and was Krnduated from the University of Ne !'rn,ka ln ll,nS' Before coming to '-"""" ,..i..nu auor- M - . . "-' ,lD'h0 v.urKC r- itepuiiiican congressional camnnlgn "'ninilitee under the chnlrman-hlp of Simeon D. Fens of Ohio. Then In 1921 rook with gna. TSim zz&7 'Sat- . rJT i 'Poems That Live it?'" Children's Pictorial Cross Word Puzzle - , T ,' RiitinttiK Atrosa. "' Word j.' .VVhot Little Bo-Pecp Word 4.'? What a blacksmith pounds upon. . " v.' " . 41 Word 6. One th'ckness of any thing: such as one of the parts of a cake. , , Running Down. Word 1. A slow-moving animal which lives In its shell.. Word 2. A diplomatic ' repre sentative from one country to an other.' Word 3. PertalnftiB to the north or south pole. . : '. SATURPAY'S PUZZLE . ANSWERED.. ' , RRO&DWAVaT SEVENTH DYERS' HATTERjJ CLEANERS PLEATERS 23 N. Fir St. ;;; . - BROAD CASTING! ' Wis sell' a,'.lean, slire fire, idmjort QlyJno qoal, ' . .i,.' . Order your win ter's supply now and take advant age of., ' LOW SUMMER PRICE a- - PHONE 239 MEDFORfj Se Answer to the Burning Question For parties or Inform-,.. aKgathciings of ;any" sort puf ice cieinn Is, always the most de lightful and appro priate dessert you can., serve. Guests recog nize the best when our creams are served. Yum Yum anil Nutritious loo Ureum Jackson County Creamery rtione SI I 1 8UYYDURWALB NOW", -n,.,- 0 EM : Vi;l.)'., i.t f-"'. ftl' ,1 v- ''.