MCTiFORT) MATTi TRfRTTNE. MEDFORTV OKEfiON. MONDAY. SEPTEMBER 7, 10?5
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tUlt, Ootxal Point. Fboanli, TkUal $o& oo
UaiJjT, with Buodiy Sao, montt f ,7ft
Dully, without Hiuiciiy mud, tnontD. , . . .oi
ally, without 8uilf Bun, on yt.,, l.tV
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All tcraa by earner, ciao in adraoot.
dillr arrrw crmflation tor til
sutha ndlnir Auril lat. 198. 8669. mora than
toobta to ctrvulHtioti I any other ppr pub
Matca or cireuiaiwi in jaraaoD
.fcsUrad u acoru! i'li.aa matter al Madford.
fofjon, aodar act of March , 17. -
Official papr of (lie City oi fttrdforaj.
Official paper of Jackaon Comity. x
Tba only paper
batweL ATtotmy, Ore,
Cfeioo, California, a diaUnce of ottr 400
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baring leaaed wire Aaaoclated Praaa
If EM BR HR OF TXlf. mwiflTW fllKNS.
"'The Aaaoclated I'reaa ia eiclunily entitled
the uae for republication of al) newa die
rrhea credited to It or not otherwlae credited
tfale paper, and aUo to tba local newa pub-
aneo Drrein.
All rifbta of republication of apooUl
dUk herein are a Lao reevmd, .
Ye SmUeiPot
Bf Arthur'' Perry.
o There Is a fine openlijK on the
Specific Uleway for a modern hoHpl
tal, with a chain of KIiui Aid HtuMunw.
.. Damp went h or pi-evutlH, jnoMlng Hip
htiyunil HtruighteiiJng out lha mulden-
Onre nffiiln the rHtoempil T-;uK"ne
-Clunrri yellH ut the $ieemt' I'urtlanil
ftiflipecAvofl follows:
i'f i Wouldn't It be worth while for
Home Portland newHpaper to K't
lthe facts and print them about
' Mr. "Word's recent oflolal adven- ,
...tures? Why the heavy silence?
The eHtemed (Juard Hhould know
Hhsft the "heavy itllence" is due to llnht
'editorial comment on the latest dance
steps. - . ' ' '
.,;.-..( wixTKirs NrRKKT ams . ,
,.:iM'1 ' (MlirHllflclll Xl'UN)
AWTOS KOR RBHIDIJNCUS
. IVe'have 8everal men with kuo1
3j('autuH who would turn them in lb
.vPQrt' PMyjnaut . on. a reHldenoo.
f F'i'Izeun UrlKgH, unit Brkke.
phone 676. - i'
Ahennory cook ,may not he nltlo to
.lotiiuieti. but he aure can make u
putripkin iio. , , ; ;
t',7ho Now York mnyornlty election
lH,gottlns no hut a local remUialun
condemning Cluvornor Al Smith In
pemltiiK. . ,
.''Alex McCartney, ono of
Western
rllsklyau'M most teuacloua prospectors,
whoiaa been on the Salmon slope for
rvnumber 'of years, wan In Utnn this
weeit. (Western Siskiyou Newa.) A
new coiiipltmentury adjective for the
HumdlngerM, Inc. ' , r,
In a minor uuto crash, on the main
hrtery, It 1s cusiumury to look florae
at tlio other driver, pud then look sad
at both4Tondurs. ,.',
Mj. -. t fiUCIAL ITliM
(Bonroiiuin, uiu. news)
John Jenklns -Is., sporting u re
' ceutly acquired' mustache which
luadv his friends look twlco be
fure they recognised him.
'. f!.! ' : :
T)ip tt-ouble with Baby Itutli, seema
tq'.liuiij'liei-u a snglu sweionK. of tne
laUjbharil equasli located In the comer I
oT-hls slroulderH. Mr. Itutli is Improv
ing, uml Is now able to wear his hat.
, yhe rain Is duo to n low firosauro
ren tiff the mouth of the Coliunbla
alver, and too many people gutting
their cars-washed. ,.
A murder has bean committed up?,
Rlate to gliin posscHsion f un num.
A bright lawyer will -olivines, the Jury,
that the- victim threatened to (oioe the
defendant to lake the auto.
. ' Who 'rah' remember, when every
third mart Was a Colonel, and every
firt Ir in a ii' a Judge, :uod both - were
Interlarded wllh Apple Klnija'r
.It's about timo tor the flreplaoe
Stuck to, find out f where the. wood
wngons'liuve been going. ,
,:.A Clvlrf male quartette. Impends.
Rome more dirty work by the city hull
gang, and the courtltouse ring, t '
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. COI'XTRY CI'RTIiIY
'' ' ' , (Khiimis Vify Blur)
' MKXU'U. Mo., Aug. 30. "The
man who left the Meat of Ills trou-.-
.sers on my fence after . robbing
my wutsrmelon paleh last plght
- may hutve them liy calling u ml
"Identifying his pippe)iy, H. A.
''Roe lidvertlsed hero today.
There Is a htink demand for nlone
jam. They nro an oltl faahioitiii
kitchen lUtlllty, and flue for . home
made pUikllng. t 1
ft all lfe sprang from a single cell, '
. Aa eeletitlsta now assert,
Let's. 'Hirostlen" the notion Just a bit,
r And tiaply It to things Inert:
I"..,.. ;
Trie' trutrk'n grand-dud la the "One
, .' (Ions Shay," ,
' Th kite-and alrplano ore kin
And the swift l'lerce A , and the
; (lankkoopuy.
Are" prirtliein under th tip,, .
. ( KirKsviiie, aid., i;xprsa.i
an.-'
t.
- peok wltit eoi,
BLASPHEMY.
TpIlEBE js a grim iv..DnUiV.mM pI'.W'. KJar:
A men placing wreaths of
dent Roosevelt.
, Jt Is perhaps fortunate for
Roosevelt dead, not living, that
of their hooded order.
For one oan imagine what
been, to this visitation of bogus
the name that stood for forty
which tlu Kbin iu unw nnnoactl.
T)ii.it,lnM PnAuaiiult tltn in n
as one of America's most useful citizens; who counted a Catholic
cardinal as "one of my most loyul and stimulating friends," who
sclented Nathan Strauss, a Jew,
ber," and who invited Hooker Washington, a negro, to lunch at the
White Ious(! what woidd he
religious intolerance and racial
his fighting spirit not been stilled
It would have been, one may be
Imperial Wizard tivaus would not huve soon forgotten.
People may differ as to the true measure of Koosevelt's great
ness, lint there can be no difference of opinion, when the Roohc-
vxltian definition bf Americanism
The silence that greeted this presumptuous pilgrimage to
Oyster Ray "only aecentuutcs the grievous loss this country suffered
when the gallant leader of genuine Americanism, the American
ism of tolerance, 'liberalism and fair
(be field of earthly action.
The grape is the symbol of
prohibition.
, The death ray seems reasonable.
ft lot of people.
Well, if Mr. Dawes can't keep
page the case is hopeless.
Y on can't really call it a
car can pass any 'big one.
Don't go to the -ant. Study
fly that has decided to alight on
As wc understand Andrews,
more liquor and fewer beans.
They say Krim knows some
not the French for "Enough."
B' QUILL POINTS
The test of a town isn't the ability to support grand opera, but
the ability to support o losiilg ball
...
Probably tlio logical boundary between Poland and Germany is
the place where the hate is thickest."
It is estimated that 87 per cent
need it.
Correct this sentence! "I've worn this frock to three parties,"
said she, "and haven't spilled anything on it yet." ..';-
Ancient Raying! "I'm too tired to let down my hair tonight.','
Nobody really lives as long as a rich relative.
Diplomacy is what enables nations to get ready for one another
in the Pacific without meaning anything personal. :
If they think it won't work to
them take 1ie profits out of peace
Kngliind euii pay through her
l-'rancc hasn't even it monopoly of naughty books any more. ''
Now (hat returns urn all in, it is discovered that 100 per cent
of, the people believe just what they believed before the 'Scopes
trial. . "
RipplingRhi)n.Q$
T nAYjJ,'s.oif)e bo'nds of I'nclc Siim they 've' loiia been
leeiing, and I'm as happy as twin elams, wbiie other
iiro weeping j .they bonght t)p sluire's in 'coffer dams, and Wells
where, oil was seeping, They used to suv to me. "Rv Jones.
you're wasting splendid chances; oh, eome with us and gather
bones Whore Jlitlas sings and dances; buy shares in Western
Paying Stones before the price advances. Ituy shares in Ajiix
l4osl hole Mills, in Johnson 'h Patent Ditcher; , some money; in'
illicit stills would ilnulitli'ss make you richur ob come wliero
trees grow ilollnr bills, hud put them ,in n pitpher." "(Ireat
Sott,",I cried, "anil, eke, great Jlet'k, I'm surely in no hurry
to trade off bonds that naught can wreck, not panic, drouth or
flurry; while I'nclc Sum-remains on deck, I have no need .to
Worry. I sit. in comfort with my pup, n pleasant picture mak
ing; I drink cool hitlers from my cup, nnd have no inward
aehing; while Uncle Stun ts right sitle up I have no cause fr
flunking. I'd be n lost and storm-tossed waif among the market
bosses; oh; friends, it's pimisiuit to feel wife, and fear no double,
crosses, to bo at ease while others ohnfo' and worry o'er their
losses. These speculations-all seem nice, they promise heaps
of plunder, but I won't loosen up the price, though you may
uttirc and wonder; .while ; Unelq Hum is cutting ice;,. my roll's as
safe as thunder.
flowers upon the tomb of ex-l'rcsi
, .' '
tlio valiant Knights that it was
they chose to include jn the ranks
the Rooseveltian. reply would have
Americanism, seeking to capitalize
strenuous years, for everything to
wlin li.rinriwl .Tonnli Riia Ml nlion
as "his most trusted cabinet mem
have said as the robed figures of
hate passed by the other day, bad
by the hand of death 1
sure, a sulutation the emissary of
is concerned.
piny was forced to retire from
Dncchus; the plum the symbol of
Kven the spotlight has destroyed
the viee-presideney on the first
land of equality until some cheap
the unwavering persistence of
a bald spot.
be wants a force that will spill
words of French. But apparently
:
olitb.
of the husbunds who are bossed
take the profits out of war, let
and seo what happens.
monopoly of rubber, but poor
m my
sports
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TfhnrTTjfni
cross-word puzzle story
;. . . . maud . ;' .
Did you ever hear about Maud Muller? She 1-2-3 in a poem
my brother 20-21 Said he had to learn when he was only six' years,
l-iy-21! " ' - .. . . . .
. This fitlle Maud is raking up "some 1-6-1 1-14-16 'for 4-10 is
harvest time and you can see ihere 2-7-12 many sheaves ol wheat
tied up in big slacks. ll'"12-13 the day is over there will be a lot
more sheaves. ;M . '.
Maud and Edward and 1' used to play in the wheat field. It
looked like the sea and how the breakers would 3-K-I3-15-1H and
roll! We would 5-5-7-8-9-10 the wheal apart and run through the
tall grain.' I could not see above it even when I stood on tiu-16-17:18.
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Answer To Last Puttie .
' 4-8! -8! (ha! ha!). 1-2-3 (bux), ai-14-17 thai), JO 11 (uh), 4-6B-7
(harm), 1-5-9-12 (band), 13 14-15 (say), Sb (an), 2 6 (or), 3-7-lUU'J
(Xm8), 18-19 (as), 1819 (1b).
Copyright, 11)25, by The lnlernatlnnnl Hynilicnte
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D.
Igaaa Maa aanaMln fa aanaaai aawU) ant aylan not ( iihm aiaaaii '
aHawnl, will ka acmaral ay Dr. araay II atamaat. aaaVaaaa amlini la analaaaa
attara ahaaMka arlaf an airiltaa In Ink. Owing la lha la'aa Mtmaai a laa tmw. aah
law aaa aa anawarai hara. Ha raatv aan aa mada la iucIm m mrIimIm imImiMm,
awraaa Or. Wlllaua Oraav, Ir ara af Ma n
l;t loctors;
In the city 'of Buffalo where there
lan parodoKical combination of finepotlenls.
achuolaand a low order of popular--
education, a de-
mented man con-
fined in an instl-
luuon ior mo in-
sane waH
actually
, nominated for of-
" i uy. pi""."
petition not long
since. Such on oc-l
currence gives food'
for thought. :
'.' . If i wore king
a most unlikely eventuality, seeing. cnncern:-"-C. W. u.
that 1 'Lhave never been even nomi-' Answer I can answer such queries
noted for anything more than sec-, only in a personal, letter. But here
retary of the medical 'society, ' and is a rule which I believe is a good
darned If a mere woman didn't beat,1 guide in all circumstances: The
me In the election I should sum-,' practice of medicine, or nny branch
inon a conference of representative : or specialty of medicine, is a per
subjects, sort of a party council, tojsonnl service and - whenever or
attempt . to creto order and unl- wherever you find firms, companies,
formlty in tlio regulations for the corporations, .'Institutes., clinics, cen
llcensing e-f henlers. Of course I . term groups pr other Impersonal or
should see to it that only men nnd gnnlsatlons purprnting to practice
women of fair education weie Invited medicine or any of Its branches or
to- the. conference, for It would be, specialties, look out!; After all, why
unfortunute Indeed to permit morons should a really good,' .'trustworthy
to have a voice in' the formulation ! doctor practice under any other than
of such laws or regulations. Wo his own name? Notwithstanding the
ought to know how unfortunate that I fact that some doctors who hove not
would he, we who live under the,
laws proposed and enacted by legls
latlve bodies a considerable propor
tion of whose membership, consists
of morons. If, one wonders how
morons can be elected to the legis
lature, one should tako n short
course in economics in Buffalo or
any other big American town.
. I should submit to the conference
n tentative defining act, that wo
might have some understanding of.
What constitutes the practice of henl-.l
ing. I should absolutely prohibit
any idle discussion In tho conference
on such immaterial questions na the
methods or modes , of treatment em
ployed In henling; hut If all the
conferees or councilors had a fair
education I suppose no such fool ills.
cusslon would arise. Still, I should
have my royal bouncers on hand,
and at the first mention of "pathy,"
, "medicine," "drug'lesa treatment", or
"nature," I'd nod to my bouncers and
the boor would go' out n flying.
That there are at least half , n
.dozen different Ways In . which a
person aiming to practice . healing
may get a license, is o sad commen
tary on our boasted progress In civi
lisation nnd culture, Thnt the heal
er who la qualified tn practice in
one situe or provlnro Is not recog
nized by the neighboring state
province Is n scandal, for It Is a
challenge to the intelligence of the
people and an excuse for much po
litical graft.
, My council would reach the sensi
ble conclusion and wo would prob
ably Issue an order in council if not
a royal decree defining the practice
of healing and fixing tho qualifica
tions of candidates for license upon
the basis of the highest or tho
lowest qualifications now demanded
by any stato or province or a fair
average of these.
Surely a healer ought to have some
education nobody . wants to place
Buch responsibilities in the hands of
i dellnqueut. Surely the stato should
fix the minimum education or train
ing required from those who would
qualify as licensed healers nnd not
lenve such a vital ntloatlon to thn
discretion of tho would be healers
themselves.
Hesters receiving the royal ehar
ter would of course ho privileged to
employ whatever method they might
deem best In ny circumstances
and laymen or patients would ft
course have no voice In determining
whnt the method should b. It
would b our royal nleium thu(
anmi .
pe loctm-s.
dootoni be . doctors, -and patienU just
Wllh the new order in effect,
u-hen iinv fine ,'nlleil tin a hpnlor he
wou!t ' g(0rcely know in advance
whc,tncr tne ncaUll. would roy for
nlm mamai;e Ms neck gv0 him
xhot or sorum or n hot bath. jjut
htmle bnnwn whnt iu l,ef nnd the
w)se ptttlen"t relies upon his healer'
judgment.
QUESTIONS AXI AXSWEUS.
Medicine Is u I'tvsoniil Service.
Kindly Inform 'm'e v,'hother the so-
called house ktC health is d quack
yet been kicked out of the profes
slon comport themselves as "clinics.
"centers" and suchlike srhemes for
getting the business, I venture to say
that the only answer to the question
I have just asked Is hokum.
Kbrlilmi - Ycaiw r Alluunaticosis.
' I have suffered with catarrh for
18 years and it seems to be in my
blood. I have taken about twenty
bullies of (nnd a page or two of
miserable pencil, scrawls)...
Answer -r- You've sutrerell long
enougn noni your 1001 -hhwiuw ttoit Willi tho-job Is thnt although ap
ing. Why don't you wake up and painted by the president onlv a inlnt
consult n physician, ndw that most resolution of congress con remove
of the -old ."catarrh"; fakers' havo him.' ', i
retlred to live, on their' booty? . I It Is rumored that certain people hi
. Ganglion. . official Wtishlngton are more than
Is these any remedy for ganglion? anxious to see his powers limited by
It Is about the size of an almond, on the Incoming congress because of his
the back of my wrist, nnd only an- disinclination to recognize certain in
noying as a rule, though a little dividual and deimrtinentnl expendl
tender nt intervnls. My brother says tures. Traveling expenses, gasoline
It Is a weeping sinew. J. f. money, etc., nre watched Just as
Answor-There are three methods closely as n requisition for n couple
of treatment, attractive in inverse hundred thousand. Naturally McCarl
ratio with their sttccessrulness: , . 19 not ln the favor of those who are
i .i.'v,.ll..n r il,u l,,,n., snc used to squandering money nnd then
which may be done under locul ones-
thesln.. Simple, enough. '
2. Mexlinr iho wrist flrmlv and
then striking the tense ganglion a
sham blow wllh the hack of n clean
.novel to break ' the sac, following
which n lnotliTnte pressure shoula
be km on the pot by means ot a
Hiiilnhln (lreRHintr i.nH ltnndtiirA or
. ... . ., , '.; .
, m'.-i. . r - nJiIil. in . ,k ', ..
S. Walling. This Inst method
,. .................. " he was appointed to his present office
quired nine years of unremitting ,,y the huo i.re,,aont warren O. Hard
walling In my case, but .It proved illR j . v ,v.
IWong Pon
Chinese
VMedkhie
rNsr lYesiiaanii cf
-trove auul Calroado
hltieaVMs of Maaj
and Wosaeav '-
aad aaaiai ty tad- taflaaaaa. aaa.
MS, aiadaar Ud atunark enulMa. Sta.
Senna, raptors, foldr iaatala troublaa, aat
IraU a fiwwHs., aettiaia ami brae!
IrevMaa, rbaiaimUaai, staaavrrbaea, aultra,
eoMioafaMav aalaira, (lira, fcrSrecaie, al
aaaita Otflaa Hvartl I A. M. la I . M.
. - CaaaalUuea Sm t
41 tavts frasl 1L ""-a, ft
uaeaar
1 -Tiff if
ft-
X
I hain't Hfrahl V, Julian, hut I be
lieve ft war ImIh'mij trui'k iirlvciH uit'
pleaNui-o e'er ' driver is Inevitable.
Wlwt's coiniiKijily kiiotvu aa a "lucky
tuy" in marly ullux a linillcr with
111' kooUh, 1
THIS NU'ICF.T MAY MOKM.NtJ
To bleascd Crenturos, I have heard the
: - call....... . : . .. , :
Ye to each other make; I nee
The heavena laueh with you in your
jubilee;
My heart l at your festival,
My head hath lln corunnl,
The fullneaa of your bllaa, 1 fell I
feci I( all.
'O ovil aiiy! if 1 ware sullen 1
'While Earth herself Is adorning
This Kweet Muy mornliiK,
And the Children are culling
! On every side.
In a thousand valleys, far and wide,
Fresh flbwers; while the sun shines
warm,'
And the Babe leaps up on his Moth
er s arm:
1 hear, I hear, Willi joy I hear!
But there's n Tree, of many, one.
A single Kleld which I have looked
upon.
Both of them 'spenk of something that
is gone:
The Pansy at my feet
Doih' the same uile repeat:
Whither Is shed the visionary gleam ?
Where is It now, the glory the dream?
:.- VVilliam Wordsworth
!
Who's Who
John It. Iff 'Carl. ,
One of the" most nowerrnl flifiireH In
the Amei'loan -goverrimon t and vet
seldom In the spotllght'is John H. Mc-
Carl; - comptroller genernt of the
United States. His office has control
over all -the dis
bursements of the
'executive depart
ments. Man.v offi. I
eluls are anxious i
to have his power I
curtailed.
' He is charged by
law with the set
tlement and ad
justment,' I n d e -
pendently of the
executive depart
ments, of all claims
and demands
whatever by the
ITnitpri Stint,,
? ... . ernment or against
It, ad all irccottnls whatever In which
the government a concerned, other as
debtor or ..creator. '
. jp Is .YSslijd with all the powers nnd
dutes whc.h. prevously ware held by
the former, comptroller of the treas
ury and the sx auditors of the trees- i
ury department.
He keeps the personal ledger nc- i
counts of disbursing and collecting of
ficers, reports to congress delinquen
cies In rendering accounts, and certi- (
lies balances, which are final and
conclusive, upon the executive branch '
Hls office was created by the budget
act of 1921. The term is for fifteen
years at a 'Salary of J 10,000 a year 1
one of tho peculiar nni-ie in .mn.. i
charging the bill to the government '
ecnrlwas born In Dea Mollies,
,,,w"' "ovemoer i-. and was
Krnduated from the University of Ne
!'rn,ka ln ll,nS' Before coming to
'-"""" ,..i..nu auor-
M - . . "-'
,lD'h0 v.urKC r-
itepuiiiican congressional camnnlgn
"'ninilitee under the chnlrman-hlp of
Simeon D. Fens of Ohio. Then In 1921
rook with gna.
TSim
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'Poems That Live
it?'"
Children's Pictorial
Cross Word Puzzle -
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,' RiitinttiK Atrosa. "'
Word j.' .VVhot Little Bo-Pecp
Word 4.'? What a blacksmith
pounds upon. . " v.' " . 41
Word 6. One th'ckness of any
thing: such as one of the parts of
a cake. , ,
Running Down.
Word 1. A slow-moving animal
which lives In its shell..
Word 2. A diplomatic ' repre
sentative from one country to an
other.' Word 3. PertalnftiB to the north
or south pole. . : '.
SATURPAY'S PUZZLE
. ANSWERED.. ' ,
RRO&DWAVaT SEVENTH
DYERS'
HATTERjJ
CLEANERS
PLEATERS
23 N. Fir St. ;;; . -
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CASTING! ' Wis sell' a,'.lean,
slire fire, idmjort
QlyJno qoal, ' . .i,.' .
Order your win
ter's supply now
and take advant
age of., '
LOW
SUMMER
PRICE
a- -
PHONE 239 MEDFORfj
Se Answer to the Burning Question
For parties or Inform-,..
aKgathciings of ;any"
sort puf ice cieinn Is,
always the most de
lightful and appro
priate dessert you can.,
serve. Guests recog
nize the best when our
creams are served.
Yum Yum anil
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