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r o o TffEDFO'RT MTi7, TT?mTTNTK. AfEDFOTT) OKEfifly. WEDNESDAY. jFC' TT1 .aA. BEDFORD MAIL TKSBUNR fVBUSUXD EVERY BUNDAT. BIT 7HK HEDfORU PBIMTIO C A NEW CIVILIZATION 3N THE AIR. TV MtdlMd Bundaj Moral ri ha to tanitalied nil i linn tat ue M-taj'" " I1IMI Offlm Mill Trlbem Boildliic, aria nr etrtet Pbooe It. k eooeolldatJon ol the Deraeeretla Tlaaeev th Bedford Mill, the Medlord Tnear, IM an Qrea;oalap, tin Aebland Trlbme. - BOBKKT W. RI!H! Editor. I. BUUPTKH SUll a. iu f Mill Id Adrancel Dellr, with Smutty Bun, year Dell, wttb Sunday Sun, month ... .Dally, without Sunday Sun, year ,, Dally, without Sunday Sun, month Weekly Mall Tribune, on year bud, tme yaar ,. 1.00 , . 1.00 I T OABRIER In hftdford, Aabland, Jackaon- MM, Central Point, raoenu, Teiew ana an .1 .T . 1.00 . 1.10 ' Hlfhwaya: Dally, ' i with Sunday Sun, month Dalit, without Sunday Sun. month... Dally, without Sunday Sun, on yaar. Dally, with Sunday Sun, one year.... , AJ1 tarma by carrier, caali Id adfanca. Official paper of the City ot bird lord. Official paper of Jackaon Oointr. , Sworn dally arerar ernrulation for all eaontha ending April lit. 1024, 8nU0, mora than double the circulation of any other paper pub Hahed or circulated In Jackaon Comity. Tie only paper Ohlco, California, aallee, baring etrrice. betwert. ATTumVt Ore., and a dlatance of orer 40Q wire Aaeoclated Preaa nfered aa aecond-claaa matter at Uedford. Onaron, under act of March 8, 1870. MEMBERS OF Tfir. smllT P11E8S. 4 The Aaaoclated "reae la cxrluelTely entitled to the uaa for republication ol all newa die- C tehee credited to It or not otlirrwiae credited tola paper, and alao to the local oewa pub Hahed herein. All rlrht. of republication of apodal die. aathe. herein are alao reaerred. T IS OIlJ.V lllttlll'llj tliut USJihllllK'I'K Kl'OW HllllllIlT, ol'l'il; Illlilllill'S should gruw laifr. For 1 lie Miiullcr (lie tlislunri's llm Ihi'kit llm cily, iiml iu lurgur tlic city (In- lit rfit-i 1lic biiildiiiKK llicrcin. 'J'lif iiiiloinoliiln is fivditcd with briiidiiij; Hut I'oiinli'y to I lie iy and vieu versa. jMcaHiirt'd by tim" Hit! motor t-nr bus miidc forty jiiileH tlm e(iiiviili'iit if four in lb lior.su mid biiKiry dnys. 'l H'jt now tlio iiirpriini! I'litcrs, and rurtln'r liinu mluctiiin is iji ovitiibJc'. Ilt'iiry Kurd, it will !u obscrvi'd, Iiiik i-utia't'd tins turplum liiiKincKN, and mi airpliUit! a day will lie llif initial wlicdiilu. Julin llaVH llii'iimoiid, Jr., phiis to build dirigibles, for iiiternrban travel, 6n ' , ..... mid iiiamtain a ton or twelve hour selieilulu lienveen OIiiciijjo ami New York. Tlic (,'overiniient hm-khI IJy asked for bids wbieli will pil Jfedfon mid J'ortliind on a tliret-lionr selicdnle. Tbis in for niiiil. But eventually it will, if siiei't'ssful, invluilu piiswiiKoi's express and ligli freight. So the present race for Ibe world's Jiii'iit'sl offieo buil(iinr need cause no surprifie. A few days ajio New York eity led witb a $1!), 000,0(10 offiee buildinf,' of .'10 stories, now Cliiengo amiouiiees plans for a . 10,000,00(0 Hf met lira of H!) stories ineludin the birt'est botn in t ho world, a -convention ball seatinj; '2,U0ti and an aerodoinc on the roof. This fairy tale of yesterday is the reality of today. We certainly live in an aniaziiiK ajru. Tlio Inff-est cities and the largest build iiiL'S in the world, with business nien coniiiiuliiij? two and thre hundred miles each day seems a ipiestioii of only a few short years CROSS WORD PJJZZLK TORY IN THE HALL-WAV . ; . Ye Smudge Pot By Arthor - Perry. QUILL POINTS Holslinvism is the theory Hint lu'I! is a remedy. A more efficient welf-starter fur nulus liaa boen Invented, but what In really needed Is a reliable self-Btuppei'. It la 'rumored that our Governor and Grand Lecturer has consulted clairvoyant, who took a poll of the Btara and found them favorably In clined for a continuation and renewal of the Incumbent cataclysm. The mor al support of the heavenly bodies Is appreciated, no doubt, by the chief executive, but they cun't do much un less the Republican party of Oregon goes crazy and Democratic, with mal ice aforethought, as it did In 1922, and then be amazed at the election results. "Consider the grim, gray walls nt the -state prison. . They seem to have been only places for the guards to loaf while waiting for pay duy. 'J. JWrs. John Light foot and Mrs. May itprsenian left Monday for Portland. (Pendleton East Orgoniun.) In a motor stage. ylu-trlungular shooting affairs, for heart and hand, Man gets the -Worst of It. One proceeds to the cem etery and the other to the gallows, and; the causa of It all, and us much tu bhimo us the deceased und the de fendant, stops flirting long enough to attend the (rial and cry In the front row, In pluin sight of the Jury. I' ''! O! NAY NOT KOf , rV,: (Oregon City Enterprise) The Burdette family who bought the Htrnrk place and nro 'clearing. and fixing up the same, have already had unpleasant ex perlence with campers coming onto their property and currying v off things. But the party that carried off the water plpo Is , thought to bo some one closer , home who Is putting In u wator system.. . Mlstuh Q. Washington, shlnologlst and Methodist, Is deep 'In sorrow un explained, und looks like the hostile press had turned puhlln opinion ugulnst him; An effort was launched Ihq first of the week to persiuidr t Wig Antipole to knock u ball uroiind a pasture with u crooked stick. lH'T WHY MENTION IT? (New York World) . Indeed, 1 urn disposed to think that many a Judge might well cultivate a greater reticence even while oh the bench. Invariably 1 am Irritated In reading the reports of cases where the Judge "lertures ptiNoner savage ly" or "calls dnfemlant monster" or anything of the sort. It seems a little unfair. The victim Is not freo to answer hark as frankly us he might I wish. There are even cases In which the severity of the punishment Is in-! creased because of some flare-up of anger on the part of the prisoner against the man passing Kcntctico. . r'ew, I think, will contend that the Judge's moral lecture is dcNlgned to Improve the ethical outlook of the guilty one. Rather, the outburst Is Intended to amuse and Interest the epocators anil pomtlhly lift the on no to a. morn prominent position In (ho morning papers of the next day. Ami li o. doubt the Judge has an excellent lime In roaring out his vengeance ftgalnst the culprit. Even so. Judicial officers should deny themselves this pleasure, because It Is fatso to the proper spirit of the admlnlHtrutt.oi it Justice. It should lie n calmer pro cess, ObvlntiHly thore must be a great deal of the playacting spirit In any dlspluy of rlKhteous wrath from the bench. A Judge of much experience must be pretty well hal.lt tinted to the funj .of crime and sinfulness. It Ik not given to .nny of us to chkI; out devils by roaring at them. Much bet ter would lie a certain brofesstonHt attitude, after the manner of the competent physician who prescribes remedies .fu cure without working himself up Into any passion about the conditions through which the Illness arose. If the community, iidges and all the rest, could bring thcmselvett to a lively Imprest In the future of the criminal rather than In his past, wo might get along better In handling those who mess utw.ur soclul scheme of life. u The uplift Klill bus .William Sunday and AVillimn llaycs. "AiiifriciiiiH have lost much of their failh.w Especially in labels, You might as well swim at a resort. You get soaked anyway. Tlioiik goodness! was tackled. Lafayette was paid off before the Riffian The earth belongs to the people who can harness it, not to those who howl for it. Let those who will remember Dayton. Washington and rhilildelpliia. We nrc content to watch California to Florida: "Yeah! couldn't do anything but splash." If you had an earthquake, you As we understand it, it is baleful of Germany to send fighters to Morocco, but noble' of America to do it. 1 There arc days when the office hum of industry is suspiciously like ho-hiim, , , ,. . , . . Solitude may not invito the soul, but it seems to iuvito some largo fish and wonderful golf scores. .Correct this sentence: "I don't care if they knock together at every step," said lie; "I'm going to wear knickers." Matrimony settles down to normal when each sighs aiid says: Ah, well, I have my faults, too." You can always tell a "liberal." lie favors another bureau that will require further liberality with lux money. IRViN COBB FINDS A WAY TO REDUCE CILACIKR 1'AUK, Muni., Aug. 11. Irvln Cobb, noted humorist and l'.UHtcrn tenderfoot, who Is spending the summer In Under National Turk has been tlio sourco of many stories centering aroknd casual remarks which Indicated that he can muko fun In uu extemperaneous way when he Is goaded. A summer tourist, upon Introduc tion to him, remarked : ou aro not iu I to so heavy as I thought you wero from pictures I have seen In the newspapers. "No," replied Mr. Cobb, "I'vo lost 11 pounds off each wrlHtr "Hiding, , I suppose," tho tourist Htiggested. ,'Do you uso tho western stockmen'tt saddle, or tho Knglluh pad saddle?" Mr. Cobb's fa'co grew euddenly serious. "Saddle?- be satd, "Jl 1, I'd call It a chafing dish." Cook wllh gus. tf CvoH with ga, RipplingRhimQs 8G aa, LIFE'S IRONY. w IIKN I was young I dreamed mv dreams. I would ex plore uncharted places, build eiiiupl'irrs by uiichristened streams, and mingle with the savage races, lty Arctic igloos I would roiini, and share the stately lledouin's bounty; and I have never left my home or journeyed from my native' county ; I dreamed wben young of knightly deed I would perform when 1 was bigger, of riding forth on eoal-blai'k steed, my hand upon a weapon's trigger; and I would rescue weeping innids, mid show all kinds of pep ami gumption; und here 1 toil with hoes and spiulcs, 'producing greens for home consumption. I had my dreams of high estate, exalted spheres and princely capers; I woufd be classnl among the great, my picture in tlio daily papej-s. Oh, I would oniaiiieul the bench, in senate halls I would be busy; and' now I ply my monkey wrench to fix my blanu'd old rusty Li..ie. Some nien make good their youthfifl dreams, their eyes upon the heights before them, whereon the light eternal gleams, ami no reverse can daunt or bore them. Our old friend Cal, for instance grew to manhood on n home stead stony f be dreamed, while feeding sow and ewe, and not n dream of his was iffiony. ltut most of us, when we are old, sigh o'cP the dreams of fame and glory; they're thrcadbaro fables, stale and cold, as idle as a gypsy's story. a irjrwrjl rnrr 1 10 ft' There is a big sign in the office hall-way. It says "2-6-9-13-16-19" in big, letters at the top, then "Positively 2-3 smoking 13-H allowed in this hall." If one can 22-23 into one of the offices maybe there will be a "1-4-8-12-15-18-22 allowed" on another sign. 17-21'-24 slrange how signs tell us what not to do. My father's office is . number one thousand one hundred and ten that is, if you write it, two 3-7-10-14 and a 9-10-11. Father always goes out to 19-20-21 his lunch at noon and when he comes home at night the 4-5-6-7 is in the sky. Answer To Last Puzzle - .M ,l5, 91031 1213 "). 2M8 (a"). 2-6 12 (lad), 6-7-8 (Art), I'M. (Up), 1-4-8 (apt). , Convuhi. tm. by This International BtrnMeate Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D. SlaMMri ImttMr MfMlnlu tta Miannn axaaaoak. .-a kaaalu VMtmanL Mril I kam mnmmrd fcw nr. Mrautw I m aau4 ull ui.m Ltitora hwiM-b brM tnd wrlttM In ink. Owing to tto Utm numUr f kttera nMlwd, J h miwiiW hr. N mtif uu b art to mmi i MtorailM to IwtnMltoM nly Suralng BoLIh and Tiling. Ot all the poor fish that no not ap peal to my sympathy the most unap pealing Ih the geek that nurses a felon. uml ulcerated tooth or an nbcesa any where else, say in the appendix, and waits to see what that peerlens charla tan. Old Doctor Na ture, will do about It. I can weep and sob at almost any body's funeral ex cept the fellow's that nan been operated oi by Nature, asuist- r- od, perhaps by one or unother brand of new fangled "drugless" healer. H seems that these self styled "druglesH" healers are great allleH of nature and are always willing toilet the goof who Is enamored of nature's ways take his chanceH in the hands of nature, p ro uted ho has enough Jack to law down for an Advance or Retainer Fee Tiek- ot. Tho ticket is good for a dozen or score of punches and it serves to keep the buyer's mind off tha fact that ho has been required to pay cash n advanco for the short cut healer's services. In some states, alas, these drugless" healers are not licensed and so they collect In advance, since they have no standing In court and cannot compel a dissatisfied custo mer to pay for the Illegal treatment. Next to the healer who attempts to ap peal to popular Ignorunce and preju dice by. holding himself out as a puthist" of some kind or other, the most contemptible humbug I think Is the one who plays to popular ignor ance and prejudice regarding medi cines. As though It made any dif ference In the world whether a quack uses one method or another. Hut all theso trick heulers, whether within or lthout the legitimate medical pro fession, know that flarnum was light. The WlBPnheimors arc people. I fear my sense f humor Is warp ed and abnormal. I, tho doctor, was the only one In the party that laughed loud at the spectacle of a very digni fied and ponderous old gentleman leaning hack In his chair so hard that brnko down with him. I find it ex. eedlngly difficult to avoid laughing outright at the pain and suffering of the victim of an ; "ulcerated tooth" hd walks the floor In agony wait- ng for tho "swelling to go down" so tho dentist can extract the tooth without danger of blood poisoning." And even the unphtlnsophical sufferer from felon, tho pain of which, I sup pose, makes1- an "ulcerntcd tooth" seem a trifle, falls to arouse a spark of interest or concern When he seeks surcease In the form of n "good Halve," while waiving the knife with his good right arm. Individuals vary greatly hi their fondness for bolls.-- With some Indi viduals one boil Ih sufficient for a spHsoh; with others tho first bolt merely serves as ' a sample and it seems so satisfactory thai they go In for boil culture on an extensive scale. -One reason for this prevalent fond ness for the boil business Is the popu lar fancy that bolls are somehow In dleatlve of "Impurities In the blood." which notion persists from a tradi tion of the dark ages that the hbmd "casts oat" Impurities through such IpnIous of Hie skin, a childish super stition which is still fostcrvd by nu merous fakirs. l-:ittortatn1ng any such absurd Idea an that, tho boll rulturlst is not likely to ndpt policy which will Interfere with his seeding or trans plu n ting operations, and so, as he foots with poultices and similar aids to holt culture, the essential pus-germ. the seeds, are distributed freely and constantly by his own fingers mslnly, andthus'n successful crop assured. name and address of a competent skin specialist. Dopo I havo taken nine bottles of rinex for hay fever with complete relief. I keep on taking about two doses daily as I feel better when I huvo it. . (8. P. M.) Answer Tho coal tar derivative, Rcetphcnotldin, In the concoction, is u pain killer, fatlguo killer and sense deadencr. That is why you "feel bet ter" when you huvo your aecustomecj doso of dope. It Is a bud habit. The coaKar derivative tends to break down tho blood corpuscles, damage the heart and undermine tho nervous sys tem. This os some similar coal tar de. rlvativo is the "kick" in tho majority of popular heudache nostrums, grippe , tablets, quick "cold" cures, neuralgia remedies and plck-mo-ups. It Is a shame that the government so betrays tho people, permitting the Indiscrim inate sale of such dope. Here's Another Old Fogy Will you kindly give me the name of a compotent physician who will give mo a careful and thorough physical examination. Our family doctor Is one of the best, but when I went to him to have a health examination he laughed and said, "Is that all you want?" lie asked me a few questions and then said I'd havo to have moro symptomn than that. (B. A. C.) Answer Some old fogies in prac tice havo not yet heard of tho modern method. How such mossbacks can maintain the reputation of being good doctors. It would be considered sarcss. tic to point out, but a lot of 'em do. which goes to show hov popular taste runs, bend a stamped, self addressed envelope for tho name of a competent physician to consult for health exam .nation, , Laughing at tho patron who seeks such an examination Is very old stuff Indeed, and yet some of tho an tlqucs in practice still get away with It' Aw, Quit This Blarney Why do you tell us to go to a physl clan I get more Information from your column than I havo ever been able to get from a physician. (C. A. A.) Answer I advise you to go to n. physician when there is anything tho matter with yon. ' WARM Al 6-1 '4, Beam BLOSSOM I "If that frier would dlivct Uuit en crgy o liis u hi tlf rigiil directum ih- bo rtrit an' famous in n montli," do tin red Til ford Moot. t'dAy In ncaklii' o Ike Seles, who's heeu tryiit for four or five real's t make wlno without vinegar tuug. You euu't mix polities with not lila but office git tin. Who's Who - By Central Press) ANSOXIA, Conn., Aug. William .Tones of Ansonla, is believed to hold tho non-professional hmg distance bf ,. cycle record of the world. At the ago 68. after 30 yea of carefully corded , pedalling, he has just com pie ted 60,000 miles, ;. Tones, hulo and hearty, attributes his good health jargeiy to bis tie votion to the wheel and expects to rid many miles fur ther. II lis achievement attracted con' comment, and a wheelman has sldcruhle newspaper he has even been photographed for he movies. He Is a retired stationary engineer, and a native of England. Poems That Live Tin- Solilirr'H Ihiilli. Such Ik tho denlh tho xokllm- dli8: Jto iuIIh the column hiicccIh nwiiy upon the la litilfil cr-axx he lies.' ills bravo heart fiillonlliK. still 'tin Iray. I ho mnukp-wultlis drift nmoiis the Irces. . Tho battlo Blorms alonr the hill: The glint of dMant fJrnis ho sees; l MA heara his comrades shouting - still. A glimpse of far-borno flngs, thai fade And vanish In the rolllnc din: Ho knows tho swociilntr churce is made, 1 i Tho cheering lines are closing In. Unmindful of his mortal wound. Ho faintly calls and seeks to rise: But weakness drags him to the ground: t Sueh Is tho death the soldier dies, Itobcrt Hums Wilson Cnnlr with rrn. t) KSTIONS A.l ANKWKHS Suix-rriiiou Hair Wllyou he kind enough to recom mend in me an electroloulst whom t can rely on to remove aui'crflous hair by the most approved method. (O. K.) Answer For such treatment I should advise you to consult only a physician skin specialist. Send a self addressed ataujped enyeloue. for the Death Toll of the Automobile KHATTl.K. Aug. 1!). (A. P.) Mrs, Hilda Heddcn and Mrs. Charles Toor man. of Auburn, were killed today when an automobile collided with an Interurban car seventeen miles south of hero and near their home. A. M Parks, who was taking them to his ranch In hi sinm-hlne, was hurt. A mm Say "Bayer"-Insistl For Colds Headache Pain Neuralgia Lumbago Rheumatism Qrtey Accept onl-v J&f Bayer packag Accept only a lackage which contains proven directions Handy "BiTer" boxes of 12 tablet, Alao bottles of 24 and 100 DrupgiaU Aaplrls t Ibe treta mark af Hirer lletni taurt af Wotmoeucacldeiitr i 8rriicaei4 1 Jmhelon&run In the long run of hot, dusty mile, Hamlfelsi is what counts! It resists heat. It resist! dilution. It resists friction. By every test Msutelsi' Oil demonstrate all that) lubrication should be and do. Your motor deserves this better lubrication. I want to show you how much tfoutblsr OU counts. Drive in and let me prove it to yon. MonaMotor Oils & Greases PHIPPS AUTO PARK Riverside at Jackson Phone 1037-R VETCH-RYE NOW IN STOCK Sulphato of Ammonia Advancing In Price. Pickirtg Bags Seed Grains Grass Seed Sulphur FARM BUREAU CO-OPERATIVE EXCHANGE Children's Pictorial Cross Word Putle" j Running Across. Word 1. ' bo nimble; 'be quick." 1 Word 4. What the boy of the ! family is called. Word 5. The moisture on the grass on a summer morning. Word 6. A garden vegetable. Plural. I Running Down. ! Word 1. Christ. 1 An old fashioned house- Word hold light. Word 3. Plural. Birds of any kind. YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE ANSWERED. , Rheumatism "Yes! it's all gone." DO NOT close your eyes and think that health, free motion and strength are go-jo from you for ever! It is not so. You can get rid of your rheumatism by bulldfne up your blood power. It Is a fact mat rheumatism means "blood pov erty." It is a fact With tho Inr-mnsA of red cells In your blood, impuri ties are destroyed. It Is a fact that S.S.S. will help Nature build these red-blood-cells! S.S.8. Is one of the most powerful blood cleansers in existence. Its results in thou sands of rheumatic cases have been nothing short of amazing! The me dicinal ingredients ol S.S.S. are purely vegetable. This is vorv 1m. portant to remember! What can be more inspiring, more wonderful than to see the Shaklpn. of nnln released from your struggling body. veilings, lingering pains, Bttffness of joints and muscles all disappear;. t your stomach made strong; your' face pink with the old sweetheart . glow, your blood enrli'herl nnrl cheeks more plum) as they used to be. You can. do It! : Take 8.S.S.. tha .great destroyer of rheumatio impurities. S. S. S. la anM at n -A atorea In two aiara. The larger alia la more economical. fakes You Feel ke YoursetfAoaan , . I'VE GOT A Volstead Act A cellar full ,,f our GOOD CQAL is ilie host seller.' 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