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T IS OIlJ.V lllttlll'llj tliut USJihllllK'I'K Kl'OW HllllllIlT, ol'l'il; Illlilllill'S
should gruw laifr.
For 1 lie Miiullcr (lie tlislunri's llm Ihi'kit llm cily, iiml iu lurgur
tlic city (In- lit rfit-i 1lic biiildiiiKK llicrcin.
'J'lif iiiiloinoliiln is fivditcd with briiidiiij; Hut I'oiinli'y to I lie
iy and vieu versa. jMcaHiirt'd by tim" Hit! motor t-nr bus miidc forty
jiiileH tlm e(iiiviili'iit if four in lb lior.su mid biiKiry dnys.
'l H'jt now tlio iiirpriini! I'litcrs, and rurtln'r liinu mluctiiin is iji
ovitiibJc'. Ilt'iiry Kurd, it will !u obscrvi'd, Iiiik i-utia't'd tins turplum
liiiKincKN, and mi airpliUit! a day will lie llif initial wlicdiilu. Julin
llaVH llii'iimoiid, Jr., phiis to build dirigibles, for iiiternrban travel,
6n ' , .....
mid iiiamtain a ton or twelve hour selieilulu lienveen OIiiciijjo ami
New York.
Tlic (,'overiniient hm-khI IJy asked for bids wbieli will pil Jfedfon
mid J'ortliind on a tliret-lionr selicdnle. Tbis in for niiiil. But
eventually it will, if siiei't'ssful, invluilu piiswiiKoi's express and ligli
freight.
So the present race for Ibe world's Jiii'iit'sl offieo buil(iinr need
cause no surprifie. A few days ajio New York eity led witb a $1!),
000,0(10 offiee buildinf,' of .'10 stories, now Cliiengo amiouiiees plans
for a . 10,000,00(0 Hf met lira of H!) stories ineludin the birt'est botn
in t ho world, a -convention ball seatinj; '2,U0ti and an aerodoinc on
the roof.
This fairy tale of yesterday is the reality of today. We certainly
live in an aniaziiiK ajru. Tlio Inff-est cities and the largest build
iiiL'S in the world, with business nien coniiiiuliiij? two and thre
hundred miles each day seems a ipiestioii of only a few short years
CROSS WORD PJJZZLK TORY
IN THE HALL-WAV . ; .
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthor - Perry.
QUILL POINTS
Holslinvism is the theory Hint lu'I! is a remedy.
A more efficient welf-starter fur
nulus liaa boen Invented, but what In
really needed Is a reliable self-Btuppei'.
It la 'rumored that our Governor
and Grand Lecturer has consulted
clairvoyant, who took a poll of the
Btara and found them favorably In
clined for a continuation and renewal
of the Incumbent cataclysm. The mor
al support of the heavenly bodies Is
appreciated, no doubt, by the chief
executive, but they cun't do much un
less the Republican party of Oregon
goes crazy and Democratic, with mal
ice aforethought, as it did In 1922,
and then be amazed at the election
results.
"Consider the grim, gray walls nt
the -state prison. . They seem to have
been only places for the guards to loaf
while waiting for pay duy.
'J. JWrs. John Light foot and Mrs. May
itprsenian left Monday for Portland.
(Pendleton East Orgoniun.) In a
motor stage.
ylu-trlungular shooting affairs, for
heart and hand, Man gets the
-Worst of It. One proceeds to the cem
etery and the other to the gallows,
and; the causa of It all, and us much
tu bhimo us the deceased und the de
fendant, stops flirting long enough
to attend the (rial and cry In the
front row, In pluin sight of the Jury.
I' ''!
O! NAY NOT KOf
, rV,: (Oregon City Enterprise)
The Burdette family who
bought the Htrnrk place and nro
'clearing. and fixing up the same,
have already had unpleasant ex
perlence with campers coming
onto their property and currying
v off things. But the party that
carried off the water plpo Is
, thought to bo some one closer
, home who Is putting In u wator
system.. .
Mlstuh Q. Washington, shlnologlst
and Methodist, Is deep 'In sorrow un
explained, und looks like the hostile
press had turned puhlln opinion
ugulnst him;
An effort was launched Ihq first of
the week to persiuidr t Wig Antipole
to knock u ball uroiind a pasture with
u crooked stick.
lH'T WHY MENTION IT?
(New York World) .
Indeed, 1 urn disposed to think that
many a Judge might well cultivate a
greater reticence even while oh the
bench. Invariably 1 am Irritated In
reading the reports of cases where
the Judge "lertures ptiNoner savage
ly" or "calls dnfemlant monster" or
anything of the sort. It seems a little
unfair. The victim Is not freo to
answer hark as frankly us he might I
wish. There are even cases In which
the severity of the punishment Is in-!
creased because of some flare-up of
anger on the part of the prisoner
against the man passing Kcntctico.
. r'ew, I think, will contend that the
Judge's moral lecture is dcNlgned to
Improve the ethical outlook of the
guilty one. Rather, the outburst Is
Intended to amuse and Interest the
epocators anil pomtlhly lift the on no
to a. morn prominent position In (ho
morning papers of the next day. Ami
li o. doubt the Judge has an excellent
lime In roaring out his vengeance
ftgalnst the culprit. Even so. Judicial
officers should deny themselves this
pleasure, because It Is fatso to the
proper spirit of the admlnlHtrutt.oi
it Justice. It should lie n calmer pro
cess, ObvlntiHly thore must be a great
deal of the playacting spirit In any
dlspluy of rlKhteous wrath from the
bench. A Judge of much experience
must be pretty well hal.lt tinted to the
funj .of crime and sinfulness. It Ik
not given to .nny of us to chkI; out
devils by roaring at them. Much bet
ter would lie a certain brofesstonHt
attitude, after the manner of the
competent physician who prescribes
remedies .fu cure without working
himself up Into any passion about the
conditions through which the Illness
arose. If the community, iidges and
all the rest, could bring thcmselvett to
a lively Imprest In the future of the
criminal rather than In his past, wo
might get along better In handling
those who mess utw.ur soclul scheme
of life. u
The uplift Klill bus .William Sunday and AVillimn llaycs.
"AiiifriciiiiH have lost much of their failh.w Especially in labels,
You might as well swim at a resort. You get soaked anyway.
Tlioiik goodness!
was tackled.
Lafayette was paid off before the Riffian
The earth belongs to the people who can harness it, not to those
who howl for it.
Let those who will remember Dayton.
Washington and rhilildelpliia.
We nrc content to watch
California to Florida: "Yeah!
couldn't do anything but splash."
If you had an earthquake, you
As we understand it, it is baleful of Germany to send fighters
to Morocco, but noble' of America to do it.
1 There arc days when the office hum of industry is suspiciously
like ho-hiim, , , ,. . , . .
Solitude may not invito the soul, but it seems to iuvito some
largo fish and wonderful golf scores.
.Correct this sentence: "I don't care if they knock together at
every step," said lie; "I'm going to wear knickers."
Matrimony settles down to normal when each sighs aiid says:
Ah, well, I have my faults, too."
You can always tell a "liberal." lie favors another bureau that
will require further liberality with lux money.
IRViN COBB FINDS
A WAY TO REDUCE
CILACIKR 1'AUK, Muni., Aug. 11.
Irvln Cobb, noted humorist and
l'.UHtcrn tenderfoot, who Is spending
the summer In Under National Turk
has been tlio sourco of many stories
centering aroknd casual remarks
which Indicated that he can muko
fun In uu extemperaneous way when
he Is goaded.
A summer tourist, upon Introduc
tion to him, remarked : ou aro
not iu I to so heavy as I thought you
wero from pictures I have seen In the
newspapers.
"No," replied Mr. Cobb, "I'vo lost
11 pounds off each wrlHtr
"Hiding, , I suppose," tho tourist
Htiggested. ,'Do you uso tho western
stockmen'tt saddle, or tho Knglluh
pad saddle?"
Mr. Cobb's fa'co grew euddenly
serious.
"Saddle?- be satd, "Jl 1, I'd call
It a chafing dish."
Cook wllh gus.
tf
CvoH with ga,
RipplingRhimQs
8G
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LIFE'S IRONY.
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IIKN I was young I dreamed mv dreams. I would ex
plore uncharted places, build eiiiupl'irrs by uiichristened
streams, and mingle with the savage races, lty Arctic igloos I
would roiini, and share the stately lledouin's bounty; and I have
never left my home or journeyed from my native' county ; I
dreamed wben young of knightly deed I would perform when
1 was bigger, of riding forth on eoal-blai'k steed, my hand
upon a weapon's trigger; and I would rescue weeping innids,
mid show all kinds of pep ami gumption; und here 1 toil with
hoes and spiulcs, 'producing greens for home consumption. I
had my dreams of high estate, exalted spheres and princely
capers; I woufd be classnl among the great, my picture in tlio
daily papej-s. Oh, I would oniaiiieul the bench, in senate halls
I would be busy; and' now I ply my monkey wrench to fix my
blanu'd old rusty Li..ie. Some nien make good their youthfifl
dreams, their eyes upon the heights before them, whereon
the light eternal gleams, ami no reverse can daunt or bore them.
Our old friend Cal, for instance grew to manhood on n home
stead stony f be dreamed, while feeding sow and ewe, and not
n dream of his was iffiony. ltut most of us, when we are old,
sigh o'cP the dreams of fame and glory; they're thrcadbaro
fables, stale and cold, as idle as a gypsy's story.
a
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1 10 ft'
There is a big sign in the office hall-way. It says "2-6-9-13-16-19"
in big, letters at the top, then "Positively 2-3 smoking 13-H
allowed in this hall." If one can 22-23 into one of the offices maybe
there will be a "1-4-8-12-15-18-22 allowed" on another sign. 17-21'-24
slrange how signs tell us what not to do. My father's office is
. number one thousand one hundred and ten that is, if you write it,
two 3-7-10-14 and a 9-10-11. Father always goes out to 19-20-21 his
lunch at noon and when he comes home at night the 4-5-6-7 is in
the sky.
Answer To Last Puzzle
- .M ,l5, 91031 1213 "). 2M8 (a"). 2-6 12 (lad), 6-7-8 (Art),
I'M. (Up), 1-4-8 (apt). ,
Convuhi. tm. by This International BtrnMeate
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D.
SlaMMri ImttMr MfMlnlu tta Miannn axaaaoak. .-a kaaalu
VMtmanL Mril I kam mnmmrd fcw nr. Mrautw I m aau4 ull ui.m
Ltitora hwiM-b brM tnd wrlttM In ink. Owing to tto Utm numUr f kttera nMlwd,
J h miwiiW hr. N mtif uu b art to mmi i MtorailM to IwtnMltoM
nly
Suralng BoLIh and Tiling.
Ot all the poor fish that no not ap
peal to my sympathy the most unap
pealing Ih the geek that nurses a felon.
uml ulcerated tooth or an nbcesa any
where else, say in the appendix, and
waits to see what
that peerlens charla
tan. Old Doctor Na
ture, will do about
It. I can weep and
sob at almost any
body's funeral ex
cept the fellow's that
nan been operated
oi by Nature, asuist-
r- od, perhaps by one
or unother brand of
new fangled "drugless" healer. H
seems that these self styled "druglesH"
healers are great allleH of nature and
are always willing toilet the goof who
Is enamored of nature's ways take his
chanceH in the hands of nature, p ro
uted ho has enough Jack to law down
for an Advance or Retainer Fee Tiek-
ot. Tho ticket is good for a dozen or
score of punches and it serves to
keep the buyer's mind off tha fact
that ho has been required to pay cash
n advanco for the short cut healer's
services. In some states, alas, these
drugless" healers are not licensed
and so they collect In advance, since
they have no standing In court and
cannot compel a dissatisfied custo
mer to pay for the Illegal treatment.
Next to the healer who attempts to ap
peal to popular Ignorunce and preju
dice by. holding himself out as a
puthist" of some kind or other, the
most contemptible humbug I think Is
the one who plays to popular ignor
ance and prejudice regarding medi
cines. As though It made any dif
ference In the world whether a quack
uses one method or another. Hut all
theso trick heulers, whether within or
lthout the legitimate medical pro
fession, know that flarnum was light.
The WlBPnheimors arc people.
I fear my sense f humor Is warp
ed and abnormal. I, tho doctor, was
the only one In the party that laughed
loud at the spectacle of a very digni
fied and ponderous old gentleman
leaning hack In his chair so hard that
brnko down with him. I find it ex.
eedlngly difficult to avoid laughing
outright at the pain and suffering of
the victim of an ; "ulcerated tooth"
hd walks the floor In agony wait-
ng for tho "swelling to go down" so
tho dentist can extract the tooth
without danger of blood poisoning."
And even the unphtlnsophical sufferer
from felon, tho pain of which, I sup
pose, makes1- an "ulcerntcd tooth"
seem a trifle, falls to arouse a spark
of interest or concern When he seeks
surcease In the form of n "good
Halve," while waiving the knife with
his good right arm.
Individuals vary greatly hi their
fondness for bolls.-- With some Indi
viduals one boil Ih sufficient for a
spHsoh; with others tho first bolt
merely serves as ' a sample and it
seems so satisfactory thai they go In
for boil culture on an extensive scale. -One
reason for this prevalent fond
ness for the boil business Is the popu
lar fancy that bolls are somehow In
dleatlve of "Impurities In the blood."
which notion persists from a tradi
tion of the dark ages that the hbmd
"casts oat" Impurities through such
IpnIous of Hie skin, a childish super
stition which is still fostcrvd by nu
merous fakirs. l-:ittortatn1ng any such
absurd Idea an that, tho boll rulturlst
is not likely to ndpt policy which
will Interfere with his seeding or trans
plu n ting operations, and so, as he
foots with poultices and similar aids
to holt culture, the essential pus-germ.
the seeds, are distributed freely and
constantly by his own fingers mslnly,
andthus'n successful crop assured.
name and address of a competent skin
specialist.
Dopo
I havo taken nine bottles of rinex
for hay fever with complete relief. I
keep on taking about two doses daily
as I feel better when I huvo it. . (8.
P. M.)
Answer Tho coal tar derivative,
Rcetphcnotldin, In the concoction, is u
pain killer, fatlguo killer and sense
deadencr. That is why you "feel bet
ter" when you huvo your aecustomecj
doso of dope. It Is a bud habit. The
coaKar derivative tends to break down
tho blood corpuscles, damage the
heart and undermine tho nervous sys
tem. This os some similar coal tar de.
rlvativo is the "kick" in tho majority
of popular heudache nostrums, grippe
, tablets, quick "cold" cures, neuralgia
remedies and plck-mo-ups. It Is a
shame that the government so betrays
tho people, permitting the Indiscrim
inate sale of such dope.
Here's Another Old Fogy
Will you kindly give me the name of
a compotent physician who will give
mo a careful and thorough physical
examination. Our family doctor Is
one of the best, but when I went to
him to have a health examination he
laughed and said, "Is that all you
want?" lie asked me a few questions
and then said I'd havo to have moro
symptomn than that. (B. A. C.)
Answer Some old fogies in prac
tice havo not yet heard of tho modern
method. How such mossbacks can
maintain the reputation of being good
doctors. It would be considered sarcss.
tic to point out, but a lot of 'em do.
which goes to show hov popular taste
runs, bend a stamped, self addressed
envelope for tho name of a competent
physician to consult for health exam
.nation, , Laughing at tho patron who
seeks such an examination Is very old
stuff Indeed, and yet some of tho an
tlqucs in practice still get away with It'
Aw, Quit This Blarney
Why do you tell us to go to a physl
clan I get more Information from
your column than I havo ever been
able to get from a physician. (C. A. A.)
Answer I advise you to go to n.
physician when there is anything tho
matter with yon.
' WARM Al 6-1
'4,
Beam BLOSSOM
I
"If that frier would dlivct Uuit en
crgy o liis u hi tlf rigiil directum ih-
bo rtrit an' famous in n montli," do
tin red Til ford Moot. t'dAy In ncaklii'
o Ike Seles, who's heeu tryiit for four
or five real's t make wlno without
vinegar tuug. You euu't mix polities
with not lila but office git tin.
Who's Who -
By Central Press)
ANSOXIA, Conn., Aug. William
.Tones of Ansonla, is believed to hold
tho non-professional hmg distance bf
,. cycle record of
the world.
At the ago
68. after 30 yea
of carefully
corded , pedalling,
he has just com
pie ted 60,000 miles,
;. Tones, hulo and
hearty, attributes
his good health
jargeiy to bis tie
votion to the wheel
and expects to rid
many miles fur
ther.
II lis achievement
attracted con'
comment, and
a wheelman has
sldcruhle newspaper
he has even been photographed for
he movies.
He Is a retired stationary engineer,
and a native of England.
Poems That Live
Tin- Solilirr'H Ihiilli.
Such Ik tho denlh tho xokllm- dli8:
Jto iuIIh the column hiicccIh nwiiy
upon the la litilfil cr-axx he lies.'
ills bravo heart fiillonlliK. still 'tin
Iray.
I ho mnukp-wultlis drift nmoiis the
Irces. .
Tho battlo Blorms alonr the hill:
The glint of dMant fJrnis ho sees; l
MA heara his comrades shouting
- still.
A glimpse of far-borno flngs, thai fade
And vanish In the rolllnc din:
Ho knows tho swociilntr churce is
made, 1 i
Tho cheering lines are closing In.
Unmindful of his mortal wound.
Ho faintly calls and seeks to rise:
But weakness drags him to the
ground: t
Sueh Is tho death the soldier dies,
Itobcrt Hums Wilson
Cnnlr with rrn.
t) KSTIONS A.l ANKWKHS
Suix-rriiiou Hair
Wllyou he kind enough to recom
mend in me an electroloulst whom t
can rely on to remove aui'crflous hair
by the most approved method. (O. K.)
Answer For such treatment I
should advise you to consult only a
physician skin specialist. Send a self
addressed ataujped enyeloue. for the
Death Toll of
the Automobile
KHATTl.K. Aug. 1!). (A. P.) Mrs,
Hilda Heddcn and Mrs. Charles Toor
man. of Auburn, were killed today
when an automobile collided with an
Interurban car seventeen miles south
of hero and near their home. A. M
Parks, who was taking them to his
ranch In hi sinm-hlne, was hurt.
A
mm
Say "Bayer"-Insistl
For Colds Headache
Pain
Neuralgia
Lumbago
Rheumatism
Qrtey Accept onl-v
J&f Bayer packag
Accept only a
lackage
which contains proven directions
Handy "BiTer" boxes of 12 tablet,
Alao bottles of 24 and 100 DrupgiaU
Aaplrls t Ibe treta mark af Hirer lletni
taurt af Wotmoeucacldeiitr i 8rriicaei4
1
Jmhelon&run
In the long run of hot, dusty
mile, Hamlfelsi is what counts!
It resists heat. It resist! dilution.
It resists friction. By every test
Msutelsi' Oil demonstrate all
that) lubrication should be and do.
Your motor deserves this better
lubrication.
I want to show you how much
tfoutblsr OU counts. Drive in
and let me prove it to yon.
MonaMotor
Oils & Greases
PHIPPS AUTO PARK
Riverside at Jackson Phone 1037-R
VETCH-RYE
NOW IN STOCK
Sulphato of Ammonia
Advancing In Price.
Pickirtg Bags
Seed Grains Grass Seed
Sulphur
FARM BUREAU
CO-OPERATIVE EXCHANGE
Children's Pictorial
Cross Word Putle"
j Running Across.
Word 1. ' bo nimble;
'be quick."
1 Word 4. What the boy of the
! family is called.
Word 5. The moisture on the
grass on a summer morning.
Word 6. A garden vegetable.
Plural.
I Running Down. !
Word 1. Christ. 1
An old fashioned house-
Word
hold light.
Word 3.
Plural.
Birds of any kind.
YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE
ANSWERED. ,
Rheumatism
"Yes! it's all gone."
DO NOT close your eyes and
think that health, free motion
and strength are go-jo from you for
ever! It is not so. You can get
rid of your rheumatism by bulldfne
up your blood power. It Is a fact
mat rheumatism means "blood pov
erty." It is a fact With tho Inr-mnsA
of red cells In your blood, impuri
ties are destroyed. It Is a fact that
S.S.S. will help Nature build these
red-blood-cells! S.S.8. Is one of
the most powerful blood cleansers
in existence. Its results in thou
sands of rheumatic cases have been
nothing short of amazing! The me
dicinal ingredients ol S.S.S. are
purely vegetable. This is vorv 1m.
portant to remember! What can
be more inspiring, more wonderful
than to see the Shaklpn. of nnln
released from your struggling body.
veilings, lingering pains, Bttffness
of joints and muscles all disappear;. t
your stomach made strong; your'
face pink with the old sweetheart .
glow, your blood enrli'herl nnrl
cheeks more plum) as they used to
be. You can. do It! : Take 8.S.S..
tha .great destroyer of rheumatio
impurities.
S. S. S. la anM at n -A
atorea In two aiara. The larger alia
la more economical.
fakes You Feel
ke YoursetfAoaan
, . I'VE GOT A
Volstead Act
A cellar full ,,f our GOOD
CQAL is ilie host seller.'
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