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ttt. PtiUUC 76.
A oooBolidition of Ui DcDnxfitlc TIoim. ttu
Med ford Mall, tli Ut-dfonJ 1'rll.uno. Uit tteuU
wo U't-tfoitUii, u AaMafia 1 rl buna.
BOHKKT W HI.'ifL, femur.
8. BUU1TKK HUH 11, Unft.
Hr Mall in Adtw; '
Uailj, wllii BuihUj Hun, jaar ....
Daily, with Hwulaj Hun, munUi , .,
Dally, wllliont Sunday Sun, yai ,,
(tally. wlUiout Sunday Hun, luoutb
Wfk(j llall Tribune, out year
Sunday Hun, on" yaar
,17,
T CAHHIKH In Vvdfurd, A-hl-id, Ji-k-oi
rill. Ontral Point, I'tiOuli, Ta.ol uid
fligbwaya;
fj.lly. witt Hunday Sun, month
bail if. wlilmiit Muiirtaf Hun. uioiith. ....
Dally, Pit built bunday Hun, una yar... 7.
Dalty, wltn Mum ly Hun, out) year v.
All Urtui by currier, t'uab In ajlfamw.
KnUrrd Mcorid-cliiM mutter at Mtdford
Or-ituu, under art of Marcb a, 1870.
Official piper of Il.f City 01 M -Hi ford.
Official puper of Jat-kaon tVuity.
fttvorn dally nmrlation for il:
Auntha ending April lat. 1'2, Snilw, mur
duutile tlie circulation of any utlier papor
'lalii'd or circulated In Jackson Comity.
Th only piper netweei. Albany, Ore.,
Oli loo, California, a distance of over 401
anitea, having leaacd wire Aaaoclaled Frew
aarrica.
MRMIiKRH OF THR AXTjm ."T7-f M1K8H.
The Aewoclated freaa la ei'-lusively en title
10 uie uh lor republication or ail newa dla
alette credited to It or not otherwise oredltei
to Uiia paper, and alao to th local newa puti
Hehed hrre In.
All rights of republication of special db
aa'ura nereiu are aiao reserrea.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Ferry.
The young man shot in the wiiler-
melon patch, knowHi the gun was
lundcd.
'- Another crlmo hns been Imreil, und
.In seen on, mo' slrceis.
The, chairman, Milton A. Minor, Ik
referred lo by W. ('. Woodwind
milliner of the iPRiftlulitrn, oh one
who never has had any connection
wiih educational matters of the state
and for tiint' reason knows little
textbook requirements; (Oregon (Mty
r.ntorprlHO.) Under the OreBon aya.
Itim iftal admirably iiuullfles him.
" People who live In Rlaaa houHea
ahould return stray K'taollne Rcrip
hookff before their bualneKH JnRtlncta
Ket the beHt of them.
The verdict In the Scott cae la rare
jUHtire.
popixah, m'T ounkhy
' ..(SRlem Capltul-Journal)
Two popular younR men .of
town- look French leave of liu
Lane'a car Friday afternoon to
drive around the aquare and In
turning Iho first corner ran Into
an electric llRht pole and dam
aged the car up conalderable and
It coat them four dollm-a to have
the car repaired.
Now la na Rood a time aa hny to
hope that all the huntora return from
the deer hunt, under their own stonm
and as humnna Instead of venison.
Uefore a social lion can penetrate
the local Drltlsh set, he must be able
to pronounce pants, pawnee, and ca
everythlnR ."Jolly."
The community Is faclnR n spell of
.(into ruclnR, where It lctonna Instead
of on North Central avenue,
()! SAY NOT SO!
(Yrckn, I'allf., Journal)
The Weed (loir club now has n
membership or tM members and
Is RolnR nicely. The members,
both men and women, are playing
every nlRht.
AltU YOI' STII.I, WAItM?
(Amerlinn Legion Weekly)
This Is the season when we endure
.some duys that make us want to take
orr our flesh and sit in our bones.
Unlike little Itolph Ullcfson of llerke
ley, we have lo wear somelhlnR next
lo our skins when we tin In public.
If thut seems heavy, think back to the
lime when statesmen wore silk huts
nnd rruek coats and women Ioiir
skirts "and 'steel cursrts In Aukusi.
Trying to keep cool Is frequently the
best way lo feel hoi: and the best way
lo keep cool is to keep your mind oc
cupied with other thtnitH than the
heal. Tor ihe young and the well,
keeping the pores open with exercise
nnd then a dip at the end of the day
III anything rrom a swimming hole to
a tub remains the unbeaten prescrip
tion. THIS Itt hi: wolti.i)
(Uoaton Transcript)
After Jessie had been at the board
lllir school a rew weeks she began
signing her letters home 'Jessica."
Ill-other Tom thought he would give
her a little dig about It. so he wrote:
"Uear Jessica; Dudlca and iMomicn
have gone to visit Aunt Llrzlca. fncle
Knmicu Is talklliR of buying n new
inachlnlcn, but be doesn't know
whether 10 get a Ford lea of n t'hevbn.
Tho old cowlca has a cuflcu. I was
going to call It Nclllca, but I changed
It to .Minion because It was u liulllca.
Your llffectionto brother, Tullllrn."
PULLS CIGAR LIGHTER,.
tlOOO niVIIIt. Ore., Aug. (A. 1'.)
'. 0. Itannteuil, IWUhikI IrnvcltliK
salesman. Is suffei-lnit fi-nm broken
rll and other les. injuries result
Ing from a plunge of his enr over
.'iiil-tiiiit eliilmnklncni. Kiinateail lest
control or Ills uiiiehlne nhenaie drew
a piitenl clgiir IlKliter fioni Its wicket
lo IIkIU a clyur.
Only few doyn len special electric
range offerj get your', nowl 1H
WILL MISSOURI EXPLAIN.
Tui':
IV.
K fiOOD people of Missouri, of course-, have- great respect
r the C'aiiiHl il til ion of I
llii'i'c ciin he no ilonlit tlii-y woitlil
lives. ' .
'J'lie r(,o( people of .Missoilri nlso liuvc Kfent respect for tlie
memory of Aluiiliiim Lincoln, lintl enn point with pride lo Ihe
Ilionsnjids of .Missouri citizens, who died for Ihe cinise to which
Ihe (rent Kiiiaiii'ipiilor consecrated his life.
Vet unless our memory fails
I hul ( 'oust il nl ion : ':
"No tale shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge
the privolegeH or immunities of citizens of the l'nlfed States, nor
shall any sttte deprive any person of life liberty or property with
out due process of law nor deny to any iterson vvllliln Its Juris
diction the equal protection or Ihe laws."
And in a recent liiontphy of Ahnihiim Lincoln onn finds tin?
fnlliiwin ('Struct from a letter:
"I li(ive said my supreme purpose Is tho preservation or the
Union. Hut by thai I have not meant, nnd do not mean, thnt I
will ever relinquish my determination to rid this country or slav
ery and to give to the citizen wh ise skin happens to he black,
the same rundami-ulal rights and ptlvelcgcs. ns t lie citizen whoso
skin happens to be white."
And yet yesterday in Kxeclsior Springs, Missouri, a ci'.i.en
whose skin happens td he lilnclt,
saiill," was taken from a jail hy
marched thrnii;h the streets, paraded before the guests of a fashion
able hotel, taken to a field outside the city, and while trains halted
so the passciiircrK could sec the glorifying spectacle, was hung to a
tree until 'lie was dead.
More than that the efficient
Springs announced today that no
celebration will he matin for he
somewhat crude, not just what
uive wished, hut justice nevertheless.
And the good people of Missouri who believe so thoroughly in
the Constitution of their country,
deliver such eloquent eulogies on
fectly satisfied with the situation,
Missouri takes pride in being
asking too' much if officials of Missouri, pledged to enforce the laws
would show J he rest '(if the country and a portion of the eivilizd
world just, how they reconcile their respect for Ihe Constitution nnd
their reverence for the memory
violation of the letter of one and
the other? ;
QUILL
There's nothing new under the
In a little, while now all of
cept Freshmen. (. '
The race isn't hopeless; no
feels at sixteen.
If nnly'a week of dieting would
side.
It's fair enough', once the prophets fixed the law nnd now the
aw fixes the profits. '
And you never saw one of the
for being unorthodox.
America miglit buy n little 'tropical country for Mr. Doheny.
We'll need rubber in ense of war.
Why should archaeologists dig
re still digging for the last one?
Ynull notice that the man who
the herd in the matter of wearing
None is perfect ; when a man
e still believes in statistics.
Don't blame a man for being dignified. The less a doctor knows,
he more Latin he must use. .
THE FAT
IHMOX. famous ns the writer of a history of Rome, found
VJ his garments growing tighter ns ho snf nnd mused nt
home. Once he had n shapely figure, 'most appealing to tho
eyes, hut. he kept on getting bigger, for lie woflldn't exercise.
Learned physicians were consulted, nnd they ntwnys frowned
and said, "Sir, you should he caiiipanlted from :rour hammock,
chair and bed ; you should, wnlk and keep on wi liking from tho
dawn till evensong, hut. we always find yon bulking, holding
that our rede is wrong. You Mioultl do but littFo eating, drink
cold water from a pail, hut your works you're siilwnys treating
to roast beef nnd wine and iile. ,ow the garmlnts that enfold
you would enshroud three common men, and it Makes two chairs
lo hold you, nnd we warn you once again." ''Thus you spiel
with open throttle." said the ip-eat and famous". man j "give me
eomelhing in a bottle, give me bitters in a can. ,Vhy not banish
my diseases with some met'.ieitted erciunT Are physicians merely
cheeses? Is their dope an' empty drivnuT 'Wiilk,' you say, in
stead of giving eonipomiJI essences of tiquillss 'wjnlk if you would
keep on living, ' writ's the, mailer with your ' pills! I would
keep on living, truly, r,ioh. hl necustomed war, but I'd value
life unduly if J walked nine miles a day. Heij.er far a hand
some casket and a tomb on yonder hill, than J.ran mashes in
n basket and cold water from the rill." So this gifted man de
parted for the sihvnt, sf nless sen, for he was too (ehicken-hearted
to get out and climb if tree.'
lie I'nilcil Kfnlcs. If culled upon
ilclVml its principles with their
the following exfrncf is n p.'trt if
' charged with "attempted -
a mob of f00 "leadinp; citizens,'
" ' .
county prosecutor in Kxeclsior
investigation of the impromptu
feels that ".justice has been done."
he, us public prosecutor, might
and who hang nut their flags and
Lincoln's birthday, appear per
perfectly.
tho Show-Mo state. Would it he
of Abraham Lincoln, with their
their desecration of the spirit of
, ' -
POINTS
sun, except definitions of heresy
the green things will he gone ex
' .-. , . .,
man ever is as hnrd-boiled as lie
make yon as lean ns you feel in-
"lower animals" killing another
' '
up Armageddon while the people
scorns "hard thinking" follows
n coat. .
outgrows fairies and Santa Claim,
ingRhumei;
, ' V 1.-1 '
MAN.
CROSS-WORD PUZZLE STORY
A LETTER
llJkai t.Ltt.U.
J 1 JKU -JL
"Will you 1-2-.1-4 this Ictlct for me:" Hskrd silct --S).
"Ves, I will he glad 10-12 put il in the mail 13-U-15 lor yon.
The niail-1-5-8 will collect it hi 2-6 hours or so 11-14 doubt!" replied
Billy.
"He comes 9-10 ten, 5 6-7 I think that 19-20 collection 'time!"
said Polly's 17-18. "17-19-21-22 you 22-23 not get hurt!" she added.
At l'5-16-!d-20 time Billy always mails his letters to Santa Clans
in this same mail box.
Answer To Last Puzzle
m-11-12131415-16 (trolley), -10 (It). S-916 (say), 1-2-3-4-5 (rides)
3-8-14-18 Idotl). 712-17 (rnnrn).
. Cnpuright, IVU, fty 77ie tiernalional Syndicate '
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D.
aim totter (wrulnlnf ta bpwsmmi msiui artf hyftoM, not f 41 mt dlannosla
trtjatsMfit, will (w wwr by Dr. Brady If m ateMpa, tt adAwii anvalas la tnetaatal.
LatUfi ahould-ba brlaf and written In Ink. Owlnfl to tha torfa numbar af tettora raaalvad. anty
faw aaji (m anawarW hara. Na raaly aan b auda to itwriw aa4 aafttorsjlBaj to laainwtiaaa
AMraaa Dr. Wllltoa Drasly, lr gan af tola
Near Praciloe,
For nevernl V?ar readers have
been Bending in tho reports of labor-
ntory and other examinations given
(hem hy a 'corporation which prac
tices choice bran
ches of medicine
by and with the
consent of the
regular profession
or at least without
audible objection
on the part of the
reputable physic
ians These read'
era have presum-
, rf UWfcsPald over
good money for the impresaive
bundle of reports and pamphlets or
circulars returned to them - by the
very successful corporation. It seems
to me they have been packaged. In
erood and proper, taken . In. and they,
don't aeem to realize It ; They have
miuunuereu uiio.i a oWuiuui, mea
documentary hokum the price of a
fairly good medical or health ex-
aminatlon. The? submit the labor-l
atory and other reports to me in the
u . ......... uy. .. ,i..wr. 11 aoesn t souna very te- of the river Is rapidly and surely ex
ports and deduce therefrom what, if freshlne at thnt. wh nn ih -i i :
anything, alls the Individual who is
left holding- the bag. or what he,
ought to. do about .lt. If 1 were
a corporation without personal re
sponsibility or even an "old line"
life insurance company 1 might, at
that, offer the sucker some hocus
pocus In the shape of diet lists or
advice about . how many cigars . or
holes ot golf one in his condition
ought to try to get a Ion with.
There are lots of little Jokes in that
direction which a conscienceless cor
poration can play, but which a doc
tor hesitates to Indulge in today.
And after ten years or longer in
the newspaper field not every doctor
remains poor but honest, llow poor
am almost any of my quondam pa
tients could tell you, and my hon
esty I enn vouch for myself. So all
these beautifully arranged reports
and protocols are Sanskrit to me and
piitHt go into the clrucker or back
to the credulous one, according to
the general state of the weather and!
the patent - medicine industry,
All ethics aside huh, that sounds
kinda funny, coming from a news
paper doctor -1 can 'testify as an ex
pert that not even -he branch of
medicine which we' call health can
be lirac-tlccd via long-distance com -
municntion. I ought to know what
i(u iitiniiiK muuui. tor uiun t i put .
all ethics aside and try most earnest
ty to practice health by mall when
I launched my bark (and bite) on
the rough seas of Journalism? I did,
and 1 am now convinced It can't
bo done. Oh, yes, there Is plenty
ot perfectly good, sound health Infor
mation and even individual or per
sonal health advice one with proper
i. fining and experience may give via
correspondence, and quite as well as'
one could give it to a private pntron
in person. Hut let me tell you, the new way In 30 minute, (rons
folks. If you take my advice serl- . . .
ously nt all. there Is Just one way 7", Mner not
to get tho kind of Individual henlthMurbri1' sleelal low price Monday,
these poor victims of the nggres-j Tuesday, Werinewtay. All work Knar.
u , L. -. niiu nisi in
by plrkliiR out your own physician
nnd having him make your periodic,
health- examination and o.dvise or
trent you according to his flpdlngs.
1 know exnctly how hard It la to
select such a physician in the first
place, and how hard It Is tp bring
oneself to go to him for such an x
nmlnntlnn in (ha --t.n. n ... k- I
llevo me. chlldrei, the anticipation
Is far worse than the realliatlon.
Pick a reasonably young doctor, one
who has nut yet succujnhed to the
well, never mind, but try to choose
for this kind of service oncof tho
younger physicians In your vicinity.
The Idea In that he has a rather bet
ter education and training for thla
service than . lot of the old fogies
In the pnKs!on -iave. and so he
will not try tncover his Incompe
tence by laughlnc you off, but will
five you the consideration and care
you wtint. ' - '
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.
I would appreciate .a few words
from you as to the cause, .seriousness
and remedy for cracking knees. I
am a girl seventeen years old and
I am much embarrassed. S. A. C.
Answer It is no rare thing fora
girl of your age that is the crack
ing. The embarrassment is rare
nowadays. . In most cases this is
caused by. flabblness of. the tendons
about the joint, and in a few cases
it is the result -of thickening or
roughening -of, tendon- sheaths from
some, old inflammation.- It is a very
serious .ailment for a burglar. The
remedy is to give your French heels
and other. dewdacs to some noor lit
tie sick' girl and get busy with your
nhjMoal traiiilrir. : Bo -rfouraelf nnd
m or mind the mov'p migizlnes. ,
" Sanitary Newspaper. :
Mother -uses ordinary newspaper in
tight. This paper usually gets into resl, ted from that meMiirn .1
the water at the bottom of the tewXZ!el
ana wo arink tno water. Ia this
unsanitary or. dangerous?-!!, g.. B.
Answer Not if mother uses this
newspaper: we can't give an as-
surance about our contemporaries,
water fon drinking, purposes in a
stoppered bottle or Jug? Even the
cleanest newspaper sometimes . con-.
inni ainy. .... . tot tne steeinead.
llolr Dye. Every time I buy a fishing license
Please tell me how. to make sage I feel like a rank Backer. I know I'm
tea hair dye at. home and without spending some moneytor the propaga
drugs. c. St. C. . Itlon of more fish for McCleav and tha
Answer Tour credulity is exceed- other fish hogs to fight about at the
ed only by your extravagance In mouth of the river,
using a postcard for correspondence.! ' If the local sporting organization
I seie this opportunity to offer you desires to do something constructive
a bit of sage advice. Sage Is al'r Rogue 'river fishing they might
drug, and" It does tend to turn light Initiate a constitutional amendment
colored hair darker, but the nssol (something that a self-seeking legis
clallon of the name, or so ire with Inture can't meddle with) closing the
hair dye or coloring Is Just a trick.
of a thoroughly disreputable trade,
nameiy, tne manufacture and mar-! ",er woum soon satiate even the rank
ketlng or a nostrum which Is in!01ltsiders, the remittance men. who
ract a solution - of lead acetaate.now clutter its banks from early morn
(sugar of lead) with n dash of sul
phur ond a fnlnt sniff of saca to font
simple folk. The use of lead acetate
to dye hair black is not necessarily
dangerous,- but It is a disgrace to
American business ethics thnt such
poisons ore so commonly sold to the
unwary public under false nnd mis
leading labels. . .
Clabbered-Milk.
t mere any danger In eating
oured thick milk? 1 eat It dally and
It seems to agree well with my
wuniuin. .Mrs. s. Af
Answer No. It Is nerfectlv whnie
some If you like It.
If. B. P.
Aro the symptoms of high blood
pressure alike In all cases? Would
tne same diet he suitable for every
v ui-r I .urs. H, ft!. I.
Answer No,
Ford Bands Relined
uiiicco. Home nm now wo
MUIR BROS.
wten nilllnan Anlo Works, 4f 8.
TtlTersMc. Mc1 ford.
Medford Plate and
Window Glass Co.
Automobile glass and glass-afar ill
purposes. We repair broken win
wa and resllver old mirrors, make
nilrrora any site. Complete line
beveling and grinding machinery;
employ nothing but experienced
help.
J. V. MORGAN, Manager
118 S. iartlett Phong 140
Olttln' HMit' ui) for life affords "a
dandy opportunity t' catch up on all
ill' sood books. Muyho if th gover'
niont would litre Its di-y eiifortt'incnt
oficors instead of appoliitln! Vm pro
hibition would prohibit.
Poems That Live
" To One in Paradise. ,
Thou wast all that to me, love,
For which my soul did pine;
A green isle in the sea, love,
A fountain and a shrme
All wreathed with fairy fruits nnd
flowers.
And all the flowers were mine.
Ah. dream too bright to last!
Ah, starry hopo that didst arise
But to bo overcast!
A voice from out of the future
cries.
'On. on!" but o'er the past
(Dim gulf!) my spirit hovering lies
Mute, motionless, aghast.
For, alas! nlasf wllli'me '
The light of Life Is o'er!
No more rno more no more
(Such language holds tho solemn sea
To the sands upon the shore)
Shall bloom the thunder-blasted tree,
Or the stricken eagle soar.
And all my days are trances, :
And all my nightly dreams
Are where thy dark eye glances,
And where thy footstep gleams
In what ethereal dances,
By- what eternal streams.
Edgar Allan Poe.
COMMUNICATIONS
1
Sees Extermination of Steelhead. '
To the Editor: I recall In the years
gone by the closing ot Rogue river to
commercial fishing by a measure lni-
(nA.nn 1 1. .i ,
during the
Rogue river as a RDortlnc 'stream
WK Z , Ly a memory It never
was large enough to stand'the drain
of commercial fishing and the rapoc
ious greed of the seine nt the mouth
enough to have seen the- passing of
the buffalo, tb'e elk and the buck, but
vainly hoped never to see the passing
r,ver t0 commercial fishing,
1 make this prophecy that a closed
till dusky eve with all the assirlniiv
of Longfellow's village smithv.
. E. E. KELLY,
Jledford, Aug. S.
Took with gns.
tf
Highest Quality Jewelry Repairing
Diamond sotting. Watch
Repairing
Satisfaction Assured
Quality and price.
,, Mall us your wants.
BEDDY & CO.
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HAIL
' IN3URANCR
First Insurance
Agency
A. L. HILL, Manager
Phone 105 30 North Central
Medford, Ore.
Wong Pon
Chinese
Medicine
for Treatatent of
Acnte) and Chronic
uisesvwo of ilea
and Wo-mb.
crlefc Wimmitlia, .nnortbora. roltra.
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Children's Pictorial
Cross Word Puzzle
'T"'faH rPv
Running Across.
Word 1. 'It's in the picture and
the nursery rhyme illustrated
above.
Word 4. One who races.
Word 5. Poetical name of a
piece of lnnci completely Bur
rounded by water. -
. Running Down.
Word 1. Clean. Not mixed with
other substances.
Word 2. What the ancient In- . :
habitants of Peru were called. See
your encyclopedia.
Word 3. A tribe of Indians who
live in great numbers in Manitoba,
and the northwest terr'fries and .
and agencies. ';
! YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE J
! ANSWERED. ... I ,
31x4.40
Balloons
$15.95
Phipps Auto Park Service
Riverside at Jackson Street
Med. Tent & Awning Works
Opposite 3. P. Depot Phone 145-J
JAMES, PRICES
Safety .
First
Telephone or
write us nt
once ., and'
; order i y awv
'supply of
! c o a 1 tiefore
the :;:V.
'.'Price
' Advances
ON COAL
"AND DON'T
FORGET TO
STOP IM .
TODAY'
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