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Ail tcrma by earner, caah Id advanea.
Entered aa aecond-rlaea matter at Medford.
UTrTT unaer b oi nao '
uvnnvna ev Tn. Mmi!Tr.i fRKHS.
ri.LioKnfiHtoH I'rtiM ia eielusivelr entitled
Ut UiCUute for republication of all newa dla-
(MtUitHV-ureilited to it or not oiiterwiaa crcuiwu
Ui this paper, and also to the local newa pun
Hdlifd 'hwfin
All :WlttB of republication of special du
1 r alan f'UTTd.
Ye Smudge Pot
Bj Artliur Terry.
This state Ik ko.iik to be waved from
Satati"aKuIn; this time IhroiiKh the
mefllftiif , of n n anti-uvtilutlon law,
pro'in'tcat'p(t by imported rcRUlaLorH of
the mind und soul. Tht idea, whlt;h
in a .dandy for producing iiwihh hy
tfTiiir will be taken fliruiKht to the
people, liiHtead of the h'KlHlaturo,
probably for fear that uukukI body.
In action, Ih too much of an iirKumenl
for the monkey. Already vocal oru;unH
mo tielng cleared, to inspire tho tntol
llKCOt voter ro-line hin hater. Some
. fttatoH are vlHlled by earthquakes, but
Oregon 1h racked spasmodically by re
formers not indigenous to tho native
roll and halllnp from more or less
dlKtant points. The Hhake-up and the
shake-down. There 1h no way to Htop
the convulsions of Nature. The con
vulsions of reformers can 1)0 com but
ted by prohibiting the passing of the
contriltition boxes while tho notion
in ruKinf,'. They will soon move on to
prcehr fields, If nothing is green hut
Hi 9 fields. ,
hhoJ girls are wearing ; outing
c I ((lies now. - A girl in outing clotheH
Is not out iih much as when In her
regular duds.
WOItK HIM OVKIl, DKAIMK,
j WITH A HOMlMi lIN
J , 1 (I'ortland Telegriint)
i : Pear Nancy Ann: 1 want you
to yra1ghten out our family ctllTl
! .cutties for me. I say that when a
man strikes his wifo who has
grounds for a divorce; My
mother-in-law, who lives with us,
takes my-husband's Hide. She says
t know he Is hot tempered and
that I aggravated hhn beyond his
control, and that I should humor
lilm. I do not see why any wife '
should spend her time humoring
a hot tempered man.
IN-A-HUFK.
A serious situation confronts cili
Korifr with a barn full, of cow hides
they, cun't dispose of for love, money,
or unoonshine, though the cont of
footwear has not recovered from tho
waft .
The world is growing better, l-'all
styles for men call for taking up the
slack' In tho seat of tho pants of the
fashionably dressed.
Tho Republican party is shouting
tho glories of a candidate for gover
nor Who can do everything the liram)
Jjecturor does, except buwl with great
feeling.
', Charlie Chaplin's baby will have a
rattle shaped like a custard pie.
Two Indies from the rural districts
were caught croKslug the street at the
crossing Tuesday.
I'HOH AliliV Til K I.VriKIt
(Itncky Ford, Cat., News)
' About the only actual achleve
, ment of our new "force" to dale
Is tho establishment of them
selves as colossal asHes In tho eyes
of the public. Whether they uro
asses on their own initiative or
merely visible asses following the
ma n dates of a group of invisible
asses, wo do not know.
It will noon be time for careful
hunters to carelessly shoot each
olljer for deer.
Lady Ford -Couple 'f the local
British set. has taken action against a
facial dlmplo that wants to be a
wrinkle.
Tog. William Isaacs has a t'acknrd,
and is singing Its praises In his well
known bass.
Colonel (alleged ) Tengwnld lias
sheathed his sword and Is waving a
corncob pipe.
(iOKii hk's i;or;ii
( Kurciu1 ItculMcr)
Knowing there were people
Hslecu In the second stoiy of the
ndjomlng building. 1 rushed
ij cross the street anil blew the
first blast .of the siren. The
second blast brought heads out of
eVcry window in the Terminal
hbtel. The third hl.jst brought'
Jowey Campbell from tho post
. Office. I shot him up tl front
stairway with Instructions to pull
' all 'people oQt of bed and throw
them out tho window.
TANNTNO OF CIIIM11KN HKAl,
T1Y t.Medford Sun hdllne.) QAnd.
itnhould CVd all be Mt to that round,
hot' thing on high.
Let no Humdinger, Inc. return
from the silent places ami complain
that the mosquitoes are equipped with
corkscrews and the beak-power ut a
polch-t ailed woodpecker,
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MR. DOHENY'S OIL BOMB-SHELL,
HOSE wlio hiive closely folloAvcd tlicO)oliony oil ease will not
J-, he greatly imprt'sscd hy Mr, Dolicny's lmiiib-sholl.
.Kvcr since the asfj Ktrtd it lias hci'n ccnrrally htdicved that
in KV?cnrin; the oil leases Mr. Doheny was aetualed partly, ut K'ust,
by atriotic motives. .
In the AVyoiifjii"; trial Rear Admiral J. K. Uobison, who
shonUl not bp (Mnifnsed with Admiral Samuel S. Kobison, the navy's
jiew Vmmander-in-ehief, presented 9 deposition which it' took
two. full days to read.
Rear Admiral Robison's testimony was to the effect that Mr.
Sinclair's offer was the best that could have been obtained by the
ffuvcrnnient, ftuil Teapot Dome was in imminent danger of being
drained from the clls of Salt Creek, and that 1he national defense
situation in 19l!0 and 1921 was such that the navy was badly in
jeed of oil.
Attorneys for Doheny and Sinclair demanded the documents
to substantiate this testimony, but Secretary Wilbur and Secretary
of State Kellogg refused on the ground that to : put them before
the public .would be inimical to the interests of the United States.
In tte public mind, therefore, there was no doubt that such docu
ments existed, and that the oil negotiations were instituted origi
iiallv to strengthen the naval defenses of the United States.
What ihe public never understood and doesn't understand now,
however, is just whv.it was necessary for Mr. Dsheny to loan Sec
rctarv Fall $100,000 if the oil deal was perfectly legitimate nnd
secrecy was only necessary to protect the international relations of
the United States from dangerous political complications.
' When Mr. Doheny explains this mystery he will be saying some
thing of great importance and the entire population of the United
States will listen most attentively.
CROSS-WORD PUZZLli STORY
BEHIND THE BARS
QUILL POINTS
Variety is the spicu of weuther.
Aunt liur tliiiif! Hfildom preserved in nleolml h the pence.
The only maritime term known to all landlubbers is "deficit.
Fruit is liib, as usual. A green apple costs about four dollars
a visit.
Motives are obscure things. The hen doesn't cackle because she
has achieved an egg, but because she is throut,'h work for the day.
A true financial wizard is one who can get money froin those
he slung once before. , .,;, , '
Wild instincts are usually lost by all domesticated creatures,
txcept husbands. 1
If only Henry would buy and scrap the surplus law.? the country
isn't using. -
The'-majority' rules the inajifily4 : Tliu minority goo. blandly
on its individual way.
RipplingRhuiKQS
V M SUf.
FORESIGHT.
I BOUGHT ten acres by the slough the place had little charm
but I believed that it wojdd do for my mock turtle farm.
Jt was a waste of mud and sand, with stunted shrubs and trees,
and people couldn't understand why I'd invest in these. I
knew it wasn't worth n cait for any purpose sane, but I'm a
mad, contrary (,'ent, with fantods in my brain. Then some one
found a meerschaum mine upon adjoining land, and great pro
moters formed in line, a checkbook in each hand. They offered
me a hundred times what I bad lately paid for that' array of
sands and slimes, trees blasted and decayed. I took their
money with the' grace which shrouds the princely gent, and, in a
safe and rust-proof place it yields me six per cent. And now
have a wide renown as being ultra-wise; I $m the gossip of
the town, the sight for all sore eyes. I am the man who saw
ahead, who pierced the future's veil, and bought n bog, a place
of drPail, and turned it into "kale. The men who said I was
insane when I put down the price have changed their minds'
and now arc fain to ask me for advice. And ever, always, I ex
pect, as through this vale I tread, men's awe, and homage I'll
eolleel, as one who looked ahead. I ride in pomp, and circum
stance, in garments rich and fine, but all my fortune came by
chance, through no device of mine. In pnfilenee, I'm an also
ran, in foresight I'm a gyp, hut legends fasten to a man, and
never lose their grip.
"Oh, see tft 1-5-9-12-14-16-18 in thai cage!" cried Hilly. "My
4-8 said they grow to be eighteen .'eel tall '"
"See how he can reach the 17-20-21 ol the trees. Do you think
he can reach 13-15 above the trees?" asked Itt tie sister Alice.
"I have a stick-4-5-6 with a silver girafle on it. I 1-2-3 it in my
Christmas stocking!" said Billy.
"8-9-10 you afraid ot him?" asked Alice, "lie is 7-11 larcc and
tall!"
"Oh, my 19-20!" said BiMy. "lie isn't fierce at all. Look ai his
eyes, they look vry sweet and mild '" '
' Answer To Last Puzzle
1-8-1 0-14 (sore), 5-9-13-17 (soon), 1112-13 (ton). 6-7 8 (om), 2-7 (in).
a-8-11-16 (gets). 1-2-3-4-5 (signs), 12 16 (on), 15-16 17 (son).
Copyright, IV25, by The International Hyniliuite
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D-
trwlmtnt, will bt aniwrd by Dr. Brady If a tampad, tail addraaaad an valor ! anoloa.
Ltttara ahould"ba brlaf and wrlttan In Ink. Owing to tha laroa numbar of lattara raoalvad, only
a faw aan bo antworod horo. No raply oan bo mado to cuartot not oonforailni la Inatruotlona
MdraaADr. William rtady, lr ;r of thli nawapapar.
Sweat Ih Just Salt nnd Water
i
The breakfast cooked, the kitchen cool
That's Quick Quaker, the "no hot kitchen"
solution of the summer breakfast problem
HERE is the right summer breakfast . . p
oats and milk. Doctors urge it. Children,
do well on it. Active folks need it.
Yet you cook it in 3 to 5 minutes.
o q That means no frying and stewing on hof
mornings.
It means meeting hot days with a smile.
Get (guick Quaker. You will be delighted.
Same rich Quaker flavor. Cooks faster, that's
the only difference.
o
Cooks la I',
Quick MM Quaker
J to 5 minutes
That ono niny smile und smile and
ho a villain, at leattt In Denmark,
every school boy knows, because It
Ih literature and henco an Important
part of everybody's education. But
that one may sweat and Bweat and
yet "throw oft"
nothinK more than
salt and water, so
farr as elimination
Is, concerned, very
few school boys
ever have a chance
to learn, because
that Is physloloKy
and physiology is
not quite fit to
teach children who
may some day desiro to get sundry
intiKlnary .Impurities out of their
blood. i
The uso of sweat baths was rather
common at one tlnid In tho treat
ment of 13 right's disease, the prac
tice being based upon tho concep
tion that the skin could he made to
take up tho work of domination
Glorified sweat baths. In which
tho heat is generated by electricity
or other 1 m press! vte - in eans, are still
popularly sought as a means of
getting rid of poisonous wasto mat-
of the Wisenheimer club who readily
assume that any treatment which is
not "pills and potions" is probably
good for what they imagino ails them.
And It is only fair to add that I
have advocated and I thoroly believe
In tho efficacy of tho hot mustard
foot bath, properly administered, as
a sovereign remedy for tho cri, acute
earache, and various other acute in
flammatory conditions, tho I have
never assumed that tho sweating pro
duced In this way carries any to.lc
or harmful substanco out of tho
system. The effect for which 1 com
mend tho hot mustard foot - bath is
tho equalization of the circulation, an
effect greatly to be desired In the
stage of invasion of any of the acute
respiratory infections. The same
effect may bo desirablo in some cases
of Hright's disease and the other
hronle conditions in which sweat
baths are still popularly esteemed.
hut when people assumo that a scries
of sweat baths would bo the right
treatment for obesity, or for some
undetermined dlseaso In which high
blood prcssuro is a! discernible fea
ture, or for nny dlseaso condition in
which a dlseaso is conceived to bo
a feature, they simply make a mis
take: which is natural enough when
you remember how their education
was neglected in. the field of physi
ology. .
No matter how 'copiously one may
sweat under tho influence of heat
ipplied In one form or another, prac
tically nil that Is "thrown off by
tho excited sweat glands Is salt and
water. I say practically, meaning
that all tho wasto matter, poison o$
toxic material one can excreto thru
tho skin, in sickness or in health,
is quite insignificant as compared
with tho ordlunry excretory work of
the kidneys,, hums nnd Intestine.
Whether It is better for n lazy
parasite who will not play and does
no work but Just sits or rides about
and feeds like an honest hired man,
to resort to artificial means to excite
sweating, thnn It is not to sweat at
inll to speak of, I am not prepared
to saya but it is of no importance
anyhow.
I AH I hnvo said today relates to
passive sweating, sweating artificially
induced. Active or natural sweating
is quito a different thing, and if what
I have said today doesn't put an end
to what I hope to say, I'll toll you
next time what a fine thing an honest
sweat is for one's health..
QI KSTIOXS AXD ANSWERS
What to Do About Something
I am curious to know what you
would advise ono to do for something
that resembles eczema. . . (D. A.)
Answer I should advise ono to con
sult a physician about it. This is tho
irst time in quite a while that J have
given suoh' annoying advico,' but I
have to do so occasionally in order to
quell such curiosity. A Rochester
reader tells mo that when I confessed
I nm a sarcastic cuss I "drooled a
blbful." When too ninny readers
with "something resembling eczema"
become curious to know what I would
advise about it, I always begin drool
ing. Holding tho Hi-oath
My doctor told me I had a leakage
of the heart from valvular trouble.
,Yet I can hold my breath for 40
seconds, and I understood you-to say
that if ono can do that one has no
heart trouble. (Mr. E. A. V.)
I Answer No I said that a normal or
healthy individual should be able to
ho)d his breath 40 seconds, and that
if one can do so the heart certainly
is not weak. Many persons with val
vular disease ("leakage") have hearts
that are stronger than the normal
heart. " In fact, the desirable state
physicians call "good compensation"
.means that tho heart muscle has be
come stronger than it was before the
valvular dlstortloiijOccurred, a devel
opment which is necessary in order to
take enre of the ordinary load plus
the amount of blood which leaks back
thru the faulty valve with each heart
,beat. If you can hold your breath 40
seconds or longer. It is as good a test
as any wo have for tho efficiency of
your neart at tne present time.
Old Doc Salvo
Will you plense repent the formula
for "Old Doc Salvo." My sister, from
your "city, says it is the finest thing
she has ever found for cuts, burns and
stings. Unfortunately she has forgot
iton the recipe. (B. R.)
I Answer I cannot assure you that
(the reclpo as it will appear in print
jWJl be without serious errors, but if
jyou are willing to take n chance
about that, here is tho roclpe for "Old
Doc. Salve."
Zinc oxid 30 grains
Boric acid 20 grains
Benzoin 10 grains
Oil of rosemary 5 drops
Lrfinolin 6 drams
Petrolatum, enough to make
one ounce.
The six ingredients .(6. half dozen,
count 'em) should be so thoroly mixed
nnd worked together that no particle
shall be felt with the fingers. Tho
ointment should be dispensed in a
collapsible tube for cleanliness.
Children's Pictorial ...
Cross Word Puzzle
I doirt know which is iinsHln' out
(Ii faslosl hinno sense or Horses.
(ViiisiiiMn Newt riiim chased n
couplo o' bank bandits elulit or nlno
iiillin t'day, hut lie had t' turn hack
when tlgy run out o' (tas.
Poems That Live
. Tho Inner Virion.
Most swcet. it is, with uplifted eyes
To pace, thp grqund, if -path there
bo or none. ; '
While; a: fa,Ir i-region . round the
Traveller lies
Which" -he forbears- -agam- - to - look
upon. .
rioased rather 'with kome soft ideal
scene
The work of fnncy, or some happy
tone
Of meditation, slipping In between
The beauty coming and the beauty
gone.
If thought and love desert us, from
that day
Let us break off allOcommorce with
the muse;
With thought and love, companions
of our way :
Whate'er the senses tnko or may
refuse, 1
Tho mind's Internal heaven shall
shed her dews
Of Inspiration on tho humblest lay-i-,
William Wudsworth..
Who's Who
Ho who doth of viands prato, sel
dom stops to masticate.
Travel by Motor Stage
8AFELY, SWIFTLY AND COMFORTABLY
Two Through Stages Daily .
To Portland, leaving Medford at 7:45 A. M. and 11 '30 A. M.
A pleasant one day trip.
Also leaves Medford at 5:00 P. M. for Roseburg, connecting
following morning to Portland.
We take passengers for all way points. For further Information
and tickets call Union Stags Depot. Phone 309.
o FARE MEDFORD-PORTLAND $7.85
Direct Connections at Roseburg for Coos Bay Points.
(Hy Central Press.)
NEWARK, N. J.-r-Kor sixty years
Miss Rqse A. 'Gray has had the
same job. She was 15 when alie began
work in the Eberhard Faber rubber
plant, and now, a
handsome lady with
gray -looks, of- 75,
she is still there.;
She has labored
60 yenrs, almost to
the day. at practlc
a 1 1 y' t h e same
bench, although the
plant has been re
built. When the 'com
pany started busi
ness in' 1858 it oc
cupied two rooms
in a small building.
MBS Brfff A.&AV Now It occupies a
modern fireproof building and has
nearly 200 workers.
All these years she lias weighed
and packed rubber bands, erasers and
the like. So adept is she at tho work
that she still prefers piece work pay
to straight salary.
Miss Gray has seldom remained
away from work due to illness and has
never "knocked off" or "snitched" a
day.
DYERB
HATTERS
GLEANER!
PLEATERI
Phon. 144 .
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NORTON
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That Distinctive Look
of a Tailored Suit
vTHERE'S
A REASON
It is hand tailored, ntft
machine built. Made
right here in Medford,
too.
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UPSTAIRS
Running Across. -Word
1. What the lady In the
picture is cabled.
Word 4. .One who spends his
time idly. "
Word 7. To depart from any
place.
Word 8. A soujjiern state. Ab
breviation. Word 9. The tqp floor of a
bouse
Word 11 Thick; Close. i
RdMling Down. . TV
Word! A robber. '-.rl.'.
Word & Sick or ailing.
Word a A pain in a part- of
one' head. .
Word i. ,A small mark made
with a pen or pencil. .. . . . ,
Word i One of the prophets ,
mentioned In your Bible. . , . .
Word 10. A number. , . ii
.YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE lj '
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CAMPING
SPECIALS
.'..PI
. 1.12
,.2.7ft
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:, 4.80
, 5.80:
Gold. Medal FohliiiR Table
Gold Mcdul Ciinip Stool .......
Gold Medal Cnmp Chair
FREEZERS x
1- Qt. Arctic Freezer
3-Qt. Arctic Freezer .
2- Qt. AVliite Mountain .
3- Qt. White Mountain
4- Qt. White Mountain
6-Qt. White Mountain 7.10
CAMP STOVES
Coleman Camp Stove, oven..$11.80
Coleman Camp Stove, grate 8.10
Tourist Camp Stove.... 7.10
Compare these prices with what
ithers asft. Prices good for one
week only.
Younns
Hardware Co.
203 W. Main St. Phone 300
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Close your eyes and j'qu
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