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Ye Smudge Pot
Br Arthur I'crry.
; $ There nhuuld bo numc pcnulty more
Jwvfero "than snoro and you Hloep
nlonn," meted out to tliono who In
Blumhcr sound llko they had swiil
lowed a Hwlich ciiKlne. They Hhoulil
,be forced to sleep with eueh other
no two roommates with Iho same
nasal tempo.
Krom where the avert. ko citizen
stands, it looks like Kelso, Wash
with Its mimicking of ilerrin. III., find
,ii "red-hot" revival meeting In tho full
of 1923. and never (jot over the same
In a house next door at 432 Brond
Gum Martin, Anna Johnson and Mar
tin Milan were seized. Two quartH of
aliened liquor wero found. (Klamath
Falls Ucruld.) "Alleged liquor" is
'rlgJit. ...
r'Intenslve cultivation of potatoes In
WcHlcrn Oregon is unfoasihle," says
un OAC. Iiulletin. Besides, the pota
toes hnvo to he hoed right in the mid
dip of tho fishing season, and liarvcst
cd in the middle of the hunting sea-
In trying lo get to tho shady side
of tho street Tues., he narrowly
escaped getting hit by a rattler.
lrasshoppers and candidates for
governor arc showing up.
1AUVIN WAS HMillT
(CoIIIci-'n Weekly)
Down In Louisiana it has just
co mo to light that five deacons in
a church flogged a fellow-mcm-hor
for allowing his daughter to
wear knickers and rido a bicycle.
U'h about time- for some well
known citizen to stick (he index fin
gel- of his right bund, In an electric
fan.
M Iss Jenn Meggs, whoso engage
ment was nnnpunced week before last
has enrolled in the Bluing Sun BuhI
ness ami Commercial College.
(Ukiah Nows.) . Tho groom is an in
dustrious young man with fine pros
pects. Tho col. In tho went ward argues
, that II la not hot If you don't think so,
11 nd 1 1 7 subscribers have the chil
blains. ,
hi cks vs. Bi nuMj.
(ii-iiiits Push Courier)
The abovo action has been sent
to the rodeo management, but it
is douhtlcsH too Into to have any
effect Ibis time. However, If all
Christians will follow the policy
Miggested they are sufficiently
numerous to make their voice
heard at the box office, and that
Is where- it speaks tho loudest.
.Fellow Christian, will you speak?
Respectfully,
WM. M. CAUL.
"Untess (he dirty digs arc , discon
tinued Immediately," says Lady Ford
Coupe of the local British crowd." I
shall do a bit of excavating myself."
Next to the Portland world fair In
19'J7. nothing petered out so fast an
the Into Mexican crisis.
Uncouth menihi'iH of hoili kcxch
are now Kit lint; on the front porch
evi iilnKH, In their MockiiiK feet.
(nice In n while a nod looking!
bathing suit hIiowh up mound 11 nirl.
What hiiM become of the old faHh
loned milk wiikoh. that used to scoot
a round leading corners on one wheel?
THK M.Wat'Afj PKAS
This Is a matter of seventeen odd
ContiKUous peas In a paraxon pott
Awaiting the day when n casual prod
Of a thumb should deliver them all
from the pod.
The contlKUouH peas, the succulent
peas,
The edible peas from the pod.
t'ook hud a vigorous, venturous
thunth;
She waggled It first at the peaH nnd
Nnid. 'Vonie!'
And some of them laughed and made
faces and Tomr
Of the tender ones shrank from the
menacing thumb.
The importunate, dungorous thumb.
Cook laid a sinister, muscular thumb.
At the end of the pod and sho wig
gled It Homo;
And cventecn pettH that were meant
for the turn
llsuppeared In a flash. "What has
ever become
( f the tniH:iV:il pc.is. t he ese;ip iMe
pens.
The (J"iis from the end of m
k tM" i1'1'1'
TOO MANY MOMKEYSHINES.
IT X SPITE of tlioir imposing
J., highly probable that the
Dayton, Tenm'sseo.
No learned judge, or committee of scholars will decide this case.
but a jury of stalwart Tennessee
have iMr. Hrymi's faith in tienesis,
his aversion for criminal lawyers
.mired agnostics and wild eyed
train.
Emotion not Ionic will decide
Commoner iinlimhers his oratorical friins against the defender of
Ioeli and Leopold, it is a ten
with him Kit) per cent strong.
In fact, the evolution leaders
case badly. . Instead of culling in"
they should have appealed to men
son, the noted scientist of Scotland, who believes both in science and
(lie Bible, and effectively harmonizes his faith in (!od with his faith
in evolution.
Here is Professor Thomson 's jihilosophy in a nut-shell :
(ind's In the iitom, and ull'8 right with tho world. If vc mny
mrnihrae llrnwninK l UBScrt tho Immortal truth from tho sci
entific Ktandpolnt, and to nay that wo can not split tho atom
without fimlinK flod Is also to say that there Is no conflict between
science and religion. For wherever science directs its eyo in tho ;
search for truth. It finds tho imprint of the Create,-, tho it can
not transfix him with a sentence nnd reduce Him to terms.
An opposition between scientific description und roliKlous in
terpretation is fundamentally a false antithesis. The alms nnd
moods aro iplite different, and there Is no Justification for what
has been culled 'warfare' or 'conflict.- Disputes may bo ended
by ncceptliiK tho arbitration of u frontier commission. "We must
learn to render unto scionco the tribute that is its due, and to God
tho things thut aro His."
Some testimony like that would do more for the cause of free
dom of thought nnd advancement of intelligence in Tennessee than
any number of brilliant polemics
Greenwich Village.
QUILL
Ancient saying: "Does iny petticoat show?'
Alas! Only the dogs in Washington are muzzled.
Debt isn't the only thing the
Don Juan would have made
experience magazines.
If only people could be good
matter of comparisons.
Let us be grateful for newspapers.
the wealhcr is in other sections.
When feminine control js complete, doubtless ,lhe husband of
failure will take in washing.
One reason why
tho world
count his chaiiLru.
You can tell ahout how
boy
time lie turns in.
Those who take the insect census can simplify the task by mas-
(pienulini; as a picnic party.
Courtesy is just a, subtle business of leaving
sense of importance undisturbed.
One tfood place for the
point of the driver's chin.
Obedience oT the admonition to
Hind religion and sound digestion.
flravily doesn't sceni so powerful when you observe how suspen
erless trousers cling about a convex tummy.
Correct this sentence; "My
Pad." said lie: "you must remember I'm only sixteen.''
6v Wftlt
IN COMPANY.
T AYOI'I.I) not mind one fell
A nnd swat mt- roundly in the
tiike- my illn, us lnrtf hs peas, mid heave no hootless fifoan.
Today I caleh n little cold, the eoiumon, Kiirdun kind; I feel
the ailment taking hold, and I relieve my mind of liuiKtiaj-'o.
opulent and bold, severe but unrefined. For well I know the
eold will fetch more ailments in its train, and they my writhing
form will stretch upon a bed of pain and there, n weak and
weary wretch, 1 must for days remain. I have had diseases
forty-three, while l'-ve been gro-wiiig old, and all these ills come
back to me, when I have canht a cold; the Spanish flu ami
housojunid 's knee, and aches and pains untold. They come from
out their secret lairs, to punish and exhaust, they climb upon
me unawares, and make my life a frost; they come at. me in
rainjj pairs, and do not mind the cost. Forgotten ailments,
troop by troop, come back to take n hand, the mumps, the
whooping cough and croup, and ills 1 thought were canned, come
back and riot in my coop, until they must disband, ud so I
hate the common eold of which men lightly speak; it brings
back all those pangs of old, which make our hinges creak; it
flltcns out the strong and bold, and leaves them pale and
weak. No sympathy do you receive when you've a eold on
deck men haven't time to sink and grieve o'er trifling things,
by hri-k : and vl you know that cold will leave your form a'
drearv wrc'k.
list of ditXinguiKhi'd counsel it
evolutionists will lose their cnsj in
villagers, and while they may not
they will in all probability hure
like Clarence "Darrow and tlic long
free thinkers, who follow in his
..f "W f OTH
this iirst case.'aiid when the (Iront
to one shot that the jury will go
have thus far mismanaged their
the radicals and intellectual pinks
like Professor J. Arthur Thorn-
from the advanced thinkers of
POINTS
Democratic party is out of.
n killing in this age of personal-
without becoming so vocal in the
1 They tell us how rotten
loves a lover is heeause he doesn't
will turn out if you know what
the other follow.'h'
startled pedestrian to land in on the
love one another waits upon
opinions aren't worth anything,
Maon
diseiise, it'
it would rome iilono,
knees or
in tho colliirlionc, I'd
CKOSS-WORD
in Til
"3-4-3-6 any
24-25-26 know
where I can a ttd
Ida?" a f k e tl
Mother.
"2-5-11, 1
8-15!" aul lit".
"I'll go and 7-14-18
her to
come r t p h 1
away !"
"Thank vtm
19-20 much !"
said Mother, "1
hope she ts not
up in the hay-21-24-31-35!"
"i think 1-3-9
is out in the field
picking K-9-10-11-12-13-14
lor a
daisy chain,"
said Jim. "There
is an artist who
asked her to 6-12-17 for a picture. He paints in 4-10-16-19, he says,
but 1 saw some tubes ol bright 22-28-32 in his paint box and
2U-23-3U-33 one small bottle ol linseed oil!"
" "It he paints Ida as pretty as she is he will certainly 27-28-29-30
the picture the lirst tune it is shown!" said Mother. "Do you think
he has finished it 33-34-35!" ,
Answer To Last Puzzle
7-14 Ec!. 613-20-2832 (seems), 6-7-8 (see), 1-2-3-4-5 (bears), 21-22-23-24-25
(front). 26 -VI (no), 1D-27-31 (zoo), 28-29 (me), 15-16-17-111
(sora), 16-24 30-33 (ot.lyl. lu ll (of). 1-8 (be), 12-13-14 (led), 3-D-1&-23
(also). "Il ls' ("lo"). 610-17-25 (suit).
Gnpiripht. bp Thn International Syndicate ; v
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D-
8 1 an ad tattar Dartalnlna ffn Mrunai
trMtmaAL Will Im iniwirni bv Dr. Hratlv If
Lattara arieuld"ba brief and writ tan In Ink. Owing to tha lerga numbar of lattara raoalvad, only
(aw eaji bo antwarad hara. No rply oan b mada to uarlaa not oonlorralna to Inatruotlona
Add rata Dr. William Brady, It of thla nawipapa.
Not Improved.
In a large pul'lic hospital condueted
on old Xaahioned lines there was a
Klmplifled uygleni of records uiuler
whieh patient eould elect one of four
noHuiblo .destinies, to-wit, improved,
not approved, patted over, or abscond
ed. If the Interns
prnpoFed some oper
ation the patient
either improved or
absconded. If one
of the attending
HurKcnns insisted on
doing tho operation
himself the final en
try Mas either not
improved or passed
OVer.
. m.... ,-n m ims country tonay,
compared wun ti. public health
yt-ais iico, is certalnlv Improved.
.u nave mjujKu ffriat nrouress in the
conservation- public health, for ex-
ample the conquest of typhoid fever,
a disease which prevailed regularly
every autumn 0 yenrs ngo, but which
is now becoming almost a curiosity In
J
uviuzea conifminit.es. For all or let ray treatments for poorly circulated
nearly nil of he progress we have limbs and ankles. ( Mrs. M. A. It.)
mad In public health conservation I Answer Xext time you see n raln
wo must thank the public health nil- bow or Uio colored play of light pnss
tnoritlcs, thrugh whose activities tho ed through a prism such as the hovel of
improvement has been brought about, n piece of plate glass, notice that the
It is in no degree attributable to any isunllght Is broken up Into its compo
activities of our own as individuals. , nent hues In this order, red. orange.
Tho benefits of public health letter- jyellow. green, blue, indigo and violet,
inent come to one nnd all Irrespective The red. yellow or green rays are quite
of Individual health habits, personal ; are quite as effective as tho violet rays
hygiene or personal beliefs or theories are. for any medical purposes. Appar
about health. jtus of any kind giving off violet rays Is
Poj-sonal health betterment, as It 'as beneficial as the red tall lamp on a
seems to me, is not Improved. lly flivver or the green go signal at the
that I mean wo appear to stand prac- street crossing. This popular notion
tlcally where wo stood 20 years ago so that violet rays nro of some use as a
far us our personal health betterment remedy Is due to confusion of the
Is concerned. If wo have made a gain term with the ultra violet in the rain
In one direction, as for exumple In tho -bow or spectrum, invisible to the hu
conaorvatlon of our teeth, we . have man's eye. but chemically active. The
lost ground In some other direction, as ultra violet rnvs ni-e unsafe for nnv
for example (he extinction of the health
saving habit of walking, so little that
ir any real progress Is being made in
the field of personal health building,
or at best pornonnl health lags far be-
hind public hfrulth. The reason for
this Indifferendje. I think. Is slmntv tho
difference betVeen activity and pas-
slvity. Our public health officers aro
active in the (protection of our health
irom me dangers or epidemics: we in
dividuals aro quite passive about tho
cure of our personal health. Public
health authorities, too, avail them
selves of tho groat advantage of ad
vertising, education, publicity, proita
ganda and more advertising. Per
sonal health proper gets little help of
thts kind, comparatively little, I mean.
Here nnd there some public health ad-
mlnislrator with the opportunity at
his command undertakes to give some
advertising, educallou or publicity to I
strictly personnl health matters, but
Ibis is just a secondary concern of the I
public health administrator iir hi
noradic or spasmodic efforts In this
direction ennnot nccomptfsh much, ami
besides he Is seldom qualified or com
petent to deal with personal health
matters in the expert way he adminis
ter. public health affairs.
Advertising is education, be it for
hotter or for worse. Most of tho ad
vertising touching upon personal
health mutters neotns t-: me bad edu
cation, for it convoys unsound. untrUo
or inisnff idens to -the uniutored Iny-
MlLKd
x every'-'
PUZZLE STORY.
f; fields
ilp 9 io ii' lSsmL'
i ftzriss as W 3T" UiaP
nuith an hvnln. ..t ui ji
a iltnniri al mrtA.A i. i i
man. AVe niiiHt ronienihoi tlint tho
charlatans and nun t rum mongers wore
firm in the ficlti and their motive was
Imil to heiii with. Then the food
inaniiiulatoi-H ot into tho health game,
next the clothing peoide took it up,
and finally the whole line of makera
and purveyors of household eciuipment
and Hiippllea joined In the sport, un
til health became the appeal of every
vendor of merchandise, from the
ehewinp jnim man to the automobile
nmnufaeturer, and everybody came to
know a lot of things which ain't so.
Qt'ITI(XS A) AXSWKKS
Please inform me what causes that
riiwrnlni-eri linffv mtnilinn unrir... vnr
eye and how you remedy it? (S. J.)
Answer Oh, that was caused by a
I Min wuu ihn ... -.n., thi.-tri,.
.padded glove of a young feller who
thought ho eould show me a point or
two. Time will cure It and discretion
wlli prevent recurrence.
. Ilainlmw Hues
Please ndvlso me as to the use of vio-
.treatment, except in medical hands,
- Anlnicimhohla. j
I use sheep mnmiro as a fertilizer
! in my little garden. Some friends
warn me to beware of nnthrnx or Its
'snores in Iho manure. f:nn one nnssi.
.blv contract nutht-.-iv l,v u-nvblm. In
soil fertilized with sheen manure?
! (S. It.)
Answer It might he possible to be
Infected' In that way If anthrax pre
vailed among the sheep, though the
risk is so remote that one really can't
use it as an excuse to shhk one's gar
den work. - T
I have to ndopt a six tooth bridge.
Which is the-mfu-e sanitary, a perma
net bridge or one which is removable.
jSonio friends who have the removable
.kind say the bridge is likely to fall out
of place when one lamihs or talks.
(ll. I)
Answer The removable nnnllanee
is tho more sanltarv.
ItnltlcMuikp Rlln
ITow does onp u.se permanganate of
potash when bitten by a rattlesnake?
C J. Ii.)
Answer. Tilth the crystals or pow
dered tablet into the fresh wound (af
ter incision and sucking) or better, in
ject a solution into the tissue about tho
wound.
Kucalyptus trceH.grow almost ns
fast as common wesds.
No rats, no rnnp no plncne.
of cowJs milk in
it's richer purity
It's Nestles ALPINE
"Tlicr wuz n couple o' IiandltH
ahead o' me an' 1 thought I'd
never git united nil," complained
Toil 1 link ley when lie returned
from til liank't'diiy. We never
notice tli scenery when ' we're
broke.
Poems That Live
Sorrows of Wortlier. j
Werlher had a love for Charlotte,
Such as words can never utter;
Would you know how first ho met
her? j
She was cutting bread and butter.
Charlotte was a married lady.
And a moral man was Werther,
And for all the wealth of Indies,
Would do nothing for to hurt her.
So ho sighed and pined and ogled,
And his passion- boiled and bubbled,
Till ho blew his silly brains out.
And no muro by it was troubled.
Charlotte, having seen his body
!orno before her on a shutter.
Like a well conducted person.
Went on cutting bread and butter.
William Makepeace Thackery.
Timely Views
on World Topics
Tnx-Prw Howls Are Hiiidlnc Pros
perity," Says Mellon Aide.
Tax exempt securities and provis
ions 'of tho ' present revenue laws
which set ui an "economically tin
sound basis of surtaxes," were plck-
od out bv Garrard I). Winston, under
M'orctary ol t n e
treasury nnd held
up recently as two
of the main of
fending factors in
-larrowing - the
margin on which
the credit of
American business
rests.
Mr. Winston
whose statements
jre tantamount to
i pronunciamento
of the Mellon pro-
iri-nm. asserted
ww jr.isji n.uiy timt taxes
must be reduced If prosperity is to
continue.
He estimntcd tho total of outstand
ing tax exempt securities at $13,
000,000,000, and prophesied tho fig
ure would be over $15,000,000,000
befoi-o any "constitutional amend
ment could possibly be made effec
tive." ' ' ' All Injustice '('hil'l lie Ciovd.
i Although taking congress to task
for its' repeated refusals to reach
tho. abuso of tax exempt securities,
.Mr. Winston declared it beyond the
power of practical legislation to
eliminate all unjust discriminations
of the federal tax laws. The loop
holes for tho rich, he asserted, ure
so many and varied that any at
tempt lo stop up all of them "would
simply put business in a strnlght
jackct and make it'unable to move."
Mr. Winston's talk brought quick
results. Immediately after he had
finished, the association, by resolu
tion, went on record in favor of
speedy revision of the state, and fed
eral revenue laws, including inheri
tance taxes. .- '
Milk
Diet
Forlnftmtsi
Invalid,
u TA a I
Nowishing Digestible No Cooking.
Kf Avoid Imitations Substitutes
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INSURANCE
First Insurance
Agency
A. L. HILL, Manager
Phone 105 30 North Central
Medford, Ore.
I HAIL
CASH PAID
For Second-Hand
Furniture and Stoves
W. A. KINNEY
Furniture Hous
315 E. Main Phone 50o
l!rleae Wednesday, June 24, 1925.
CliiWren's Pictorial ' e
Cross Word Puzzle
IfW 1
Running Across.
Word L In the picture.
-Word 6. 'A kind , of deer.
hind or doe.
Word 6. To draw or pull along
through the water or on the road.
Word 8. A respectful title used
in addressing a man.
Word a. A large covered wagon
often used for moving furniture.
Word 11. What people and things
coming from England are called.
Running Down.
Word 1. The eight notes mak
ing: the unit of the musical scale.
Word 2. A garden flower some
times called a flag.
Word 8. .Company. Abbreviation.
Word 4.- The floor of a fire
place. The fireside.
Word 7. Port of a bird. '
Word 10. An indefinite, article.
YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE
ANSWERED
-to regain
brings joy to you and
your friends.
EVERY men, woman nnd child
wants to have strength and cor
rect weight. It means tho Joy of liv
ing. To be minus strength and under
weight often provo3 low flglillng
power in the body. It often nioan-j
you are minus nerve-power, minus red
cells In your blood, minus health,
minus vitality. It is serious to bo
minus, but the moment you increaso
the number of your red-blood-cellB,
you begin to become plus. That's why
S.S.S., since 1826, has meant to thou
sands of underweight men and wom
en a plus In their strength. Your
body fills to the point of power, your
flesh becomes firmer, the ago lines
that come from thinness diS'ipPcar
You look younger, firmer, happie&p
and yoa feel it, too, nil over your
body.
More rcd-blood-cells! S.S.S. aids
Nature in building them by the mil
lion! There are no unproven theories
about S.S.S., the scientific results of'
each of its purely vegetable medici
nal ingredients aro admitted by au
thorities. Begin taking S.S.S. today.
It will give you more energy, vital!-'
ty and vigor and a more up and go
ing appearance.
8. S. S. la anM at all trncA urv.r.
stores in twn izt. The larger oiza
is more economical.
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