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o o G O O o o o o MKDFOTtTL. XlTCFlOy? TUESDAY, MAY 19. 192." O o o O o O O O O PXOE FOUR MWTMWtftT MA ft, TTtTTUTNTC. o tfKDFORD.MAIL TRIBUNE AM INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER rOBUSBEJ) EVKRY AFTEItNOOH BXOBP1 SUNDAY. BY THE VEDFORD PR1NTINO CO. Th MJford Sunday Morning Sun It fnrnlahrd Offlee: Mnll Trlbant Building, II 17-10 Horth Plr trrt Ptiune 76. A canulldation of the nmvnirie TtqriM, thr IMforU Moll, the W.'dford TrlbuM, tht South ftt Ortffonian, Uta Attilund Trlbunt. RORKKT W. RUHb, Editor. 8. HUM PTE R 8UITII, UuiivgrT. By Mail In Ad vine: , Pilj, with Kundajr Sun, jcar .... ' Pll with Hurt-lay Hun, month ... Dftll. without Muiiduy Sun. year . . Ufiij, wttLout Hunday Sun, mouth ..?7.60( . .to ,. 0.60 DilLr. wtuotit Nuiidio- aim. mouth .oo W4Alr fclafl Trlbunt. oil year 1.00 6imJ? Huti, one year 1.00 Y CAKR1KR In lledford, Aahlund, Jaekaan ftlU. Crtitral Point. Phoenlz, Talent and on Hiatwaji; I)y, with Sunday Sun, month $ .76 Miiy, wnuemi nujiany nun, omnia do Mf, wiuioui nuiuiaj nun, one year... .pu in IJy. with Hunduy Hun. one year 0.60 ill term by carrier, caah in advauc. PACING EACH OTHER. toUred aa aerond-cUia matter at Medford. Qrftm. under act of March 0, 1B7U. r- - ' " ' p(ftcU) paper of the City ol Mi-dford. Officio I puper of Juckaon Ccwty, MKVHKRH Of TOR AnmmnvrKm IflRHfl, Jttte AawH-'lated Preaa la eicluulvely entitled o the uae for republication of ell newa die ti4it credited to It or not otherwise credited laJi paper, anu aiao lo uie local uewi uuo AD right of republication of special dl lvtie Herein are aiao rewired. T '" " Ye Smudge Pot Br Arthur Ferry. ,? It Is hoped the olltlclanR now polluting our Institutions of higher (wwiiing ny their complicated couniV' il)g, will got the Job finished in time to dPftocrate the churches Tor tho campaign. " , From tho looks of things, tho Lord failel to put the female eyebrow In (hp proper plucu, and accordingly, in jM'fiiff moved up on higher ground. THE RETORT COl'RTKOrS ' (I'orlJain! Telegram) C. P Werner advortlnes ho will tint h rfmnonHlliln fm mv hlllu. P'. Since I am not incurring any bills o notice 1h superfluous and In reply suggost that no one need runt him on my account. Mrs. ;ieunor Werner. Sing In liack from China, anil fit ; tlte waHhbonrd. There he wont When the moon was in tho rod. The COW'fn the pasture chokes on Die weeds hy .the fond, Ho wild Confu cius. : Confucius was rltfht. "A" Is for adenoid, tho calibngo that : . HTOWH , In sickly young children, JllHt bnck of i ' the noHe. "H'' Is for bacillus, a bug that will ' hue l.lttle oafs who refuse to liriiHh teeth cvoiy night. (Time.) ; Kotch'tulled woodpeckers upstate sre dying unexpectedly from unknown onuses.' They havo heard Homebody call them by their scientific nume. Mlstuh 0. Maddox, tho eminent nhlnologlst and Methodist Is petulant. Tho po'k chops aro coming with great frequency, and ho has u pulr of Sun - duy shoes. Next to Fatcoo Arbucklo and his wide (laving slmllnr "tastes In litera ture," Miss Abblo Rockefeller and her groont, (whatever his name Is) being thrifty, on their honeymoon Is the Wost engrossing. The first named have ho reason to be literary, and the seoond named no reason to ho thrifty. ' WARNING: Unless tho three (3) Oalshevlkls apprehended Hmoklng cigarettes In the city park, ,M outlay evening, Muy 18, explain how they Kcratched the mutch, publicity will be given their names. 1 N, n.: KAMCM KKroltMKltS ' i a (KniiHas City Kiar) INDIANAl'OLIS, May 14. Rlu dents of Hutler college here must either curry a third person as n chapman or abandon for all time the Kord coupe as an eco nomical means of travel to and froin ' dunces, house parlies and on the streets of ImllnnupoliH. Several Oregon towns Hint used to think burning a fiery cross on a Hill -eldo, vucuum cleaned their corporate limits, are now buttling over piling wood on tho sidewalk, and the uso of Main street as a ruugo for family cows. WIIKN KMC1ITS WIOltK HOl.11 The knight errant gent was courage ous and bold, Kxceudingly gallant, they say: And rode all around in a bessemer sult In search for somebody lo slay: llo lookod like a furnace, the kind without pipes, And rattled around like n I. Is, And siiuinted thruugh silts In a big Coffee pot That hid his remarkable phiz. But how In the world did a knight scratch his buck, Oh, how did a knight scratch his hack? Imagine tho way he would .squirm and would twitch Whenever his shoulder-blades started to Itch And yell for a plumber to come and unhitch the furnace ho wore on his buck! Mosqultoen held nothing of terror for him, This gallant egg-stove of n man: They weren't equipped with acetylene tanks -To burn oua hole In the can. But, gosh! there were dogs anil where there nre such You're mighty dam sure to find fleas And think of n gent with some ci li ters like that ' Inside of his tin B. V. D.'s! ' ' v (Baltimore Sun.) VtMIE nll-Kimsas mimic contest held'annually in Emporia is a X combined contest, iri'and festival and music teachers' confer ence all in one. More than 2000 pupils from 70 hiish schools tro to teacher's collene for several days of playing and singing and listening to good music. A typical day's program includes ipiartet events and boys' and girls' glee club events in the morning, -a judges and supervisors' conference about noon, choruses and glee clubs in the afternoon, a music and memory contest at 4 o'clock and a fine presentation of Mendelssohn's "Elijah" in the evening by a trained adult chorus. On other days there are piano solos-and duets, cornet and trom bone playing and so on through the various musical instruments and musical accomplishments suitable for high school age children. "Not to win a prize or to defeat an opponent, but to pace eacb ( .-flier on the road to excellence," is the motto of the annual con test, which is already of several years' standing. With such a mnlto, the spirit, of good sportsmanship, of sincere interest and of music appreciation is bound to thrive. Many of the contestants come year after year without any expectation of gain ing prizes, but because they like music and experience general benefit from the contest. , . It is a splendid project, for n state geographically located far fi'om the great musical centers, lint love of the beautiful in music or anything else knows no geographic limitations. QUILL POINTS Itoldly by bombs Bulgars boost brotherhood. Iminoijesty in dress exposure in excess of tile average, which will soon be impossible. Americanism: Yelling for free speech; refusing to listen to the other side. Inferiority complex: Reing rude lo show that you're just as good as anybody. It might be worse. Nobody bus called this wliite-inule era of fusel oil the fuselage. No married woman is childless. If she hasn't a baby, she makes one of her husband. OROSSAWRD PUZZLE STORi HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?, Little Alice is 2-5-7-9-11-13-17-20 hepclf on a weighing machine. Iter teacher told her 7-8 was al ways ise for 1012-1S-I8-21-22J 25-29 to be weighed every week or 16-19 for then one can tell whether to 3-6-8 more food or 29-30-31 to cat so much. 1-4 school Alice is 23-28 no means bright for she has 23-24-25-26 in the same class for two years. 27-28 Ma says 26-30 doubt Alice doesn't eat the right food and rest enough. Ma says one should not drink 4;5-6 until one is grown up. Our dog Fidp stands in 1-2-3 of our cat, Maltie. Fido loved to walk among the 13-14-15-16 at the foot of the lot, but 18191 when Maltie drove him out FiJa changed his mind I Answer To Last Puzzle ' 1-5-9-15-1 8-21 (tennis), 1-2-3 (two), 3 7-11 (one), 8-9-10-11-12 (Inner). 21-26-28 (not), 1217-20 (run), 2-6-10-16 (went), 4-5-6-7 (seen), 25 -26-27 (son), 23-26 (is), 21-22 (so), 13-14-15M6 (isn't), 4-814 (sis), 19-20 (on). 23-24 (in). Copyright, 20SS, by The International Syndicate - '-' ' 1,1 L I . Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D- Blgnd letter partalnini to paraonat health ano hygiana. not to 4laaaa flafnoela or traatmant, will ba anawarad by Dr. Brady If a tamped, aalf addretted envelope li ancloaed. Lattara ahould be brief and written In Ink. Owing to the laroe number of lattara reealvad, only " miiwiwu nmiw, no rwuiy ww aw dmdi V wane HOI OOnrarBtin U IIMUUOt lOM Addreet Dr. Willi Brady, lr ri of Ihla newepape. Wulk uiid Sitvo Your Iife. Corroct this sentence: "It's 'neen driven only in town,' said tlie dealer, "and by an old man who never went over twenty an The Greatest of Modern Migrations Hakhttarl trlhCHnion, nMn In revolt iiKnlnHt tlie Persian government, pro vide a mortorn dirololypo of the niaroh of tho Children of iHraol out of the wlltlurtH-HH, uncord I iik to a lmlletln from WaHhliiRton, D. C. hendnuartera of the National Geographic Bociety. "Only In the cam of tho rtnkhtlarln, who live In the'vlld west' of PerHla, their pIlprlmaRe In nccompliriheri every six nioutlifl, and tho trail traverses nnov covered mountains, Icy HtronniH, and other obstacles aloiiK what has een callod tho 'wickedest 200 miles In all tho world.' -s 'I I Hinder of Half a Million Tloonf "Along with 50,000 of the men, wo men and children on their semi-annual Oilessey go some half a million cattle. The trlhesmen llvo on tho cattle nnd he cattle live on grass. Only during he winter months Is there grazing on he scorching littoral of tho Perslal lulf: and only In the summer months is thoro grass on the plateau country ifiek of tho Tinkhtlnii mountain range, lence people and cattlo have to move with tho seasons. 'Who mho Itakhtlarls knock down holr hlack and ornngo and white ents to go In search of grass they pile neir household effects on tho backs of heir animals, and atop these cargoes I'ldo tho lnmliH, tho calves and tho 'hiekons. The women strap to their hacks their crude wooden crades, In which the yenrry their babies and I heir hushands'gpuns. (oiiIh Decline, lo Swim. "If an ohsorver would get the epic luality of tills mammoth migration ho should station himself beside a stream one of the torrential, Icy cold incuin- aln rivers. First the tribesmen make afts underlaid with Inflniorl unnf kins and on Ihese (hey entrust women I and children, tho younger animals and their meager household effects. Then I hoy drive their horses, cows and sheep Into! the swirling stream. The goats alone refuse to swim and, perhaps in return for the use of their dead com rades' skins, cross on the rafts. "Tho roar of the falls above, the screeching of animals, tho cries of the dying beasts cnught in whirlpools, and the yelling of the men go to make up a din that Is weird and unparalled. Finally the men themselves take the Icy plunge. This scene Is not a matter of hours, hut of days, and the cross ing 1b continued through the moon light nights. OnHH Snow Trail lit Hiiro Feet. "Tho next high light of the trip conies with tho mountains where men and women discard shoes and break trails through snow filled ravines and along Icy passes, over higher and higher, until, when the summit Is reached, the weaker humans and ani mals have boon left blooding, freezing and starving on tho steep trails. A panorama of the serpentine lino, twisting and twining from tho valley below as far as tho eye can see, is one of tho most ploturesriuo spectacles of human geography. Tho climax of the mountain climbing comos with the ascont of the giaAt and soemlngly in accessible Zardch Kuh, Boino 12,000 feet high. 'The Jiakhtiarls do not bow to Teheran; they continually aro at war with tho Lurs and other neighboring tribesmen. They are ruled hy tribal chieftains. Their niw value women lightly, using them as beasts of bur den, nnd pay slight attention to their daughters. Their sons they teach to shoot nnd swim and rido by tho time they are nine or ten years old. Heally big buslnoss men and women several years and find them the best RipplinRhi)mGs EXAGGERATION. - The t'Afnit are over until the next rutting of alfalfa, and the coming of the 2nd loots. ( TJ UNKTCWN boosters, in their ardor, sometimes knoek the truth askew, and this sort of thing comes harder (jn the town than knoeks would do. I have evermore insisted that no falsehoods he oxprest; I have wotted, I have wisted, that tho truth is always best. Punktown's merits are so striking she is sure to gain renown; let tlie pikers do their piking in some less deserving town, Came a stranger to our city, nnd his given name was James, and his story roused the pity of nil delegates and dames. He had lost his costly dwelling in n distant, wind swept clime, where tornadoes come up yelling, pulling stunts which are a crime, "Now I wish tolwell forever," he remark ed, with fallihg tear, vliere no cyclones come to sever all the ties n man holds dear. "Where a man won't see his stables blow the gables from the north end of his shack.' And the boosters cried, "Oh stranger, if in Pulldown you abide, you will never he in danger, here no cyclones are supplied. Only balmy breezes fan us in this calm, sequestered vJe, and no tempest ever ran us, we have never seen a gale." So the stranger bright a shanty just beyond llir public square, ami he settled with his auntie in a calm contentment there. And he just was nicely set tled when n windstorm came along; it was rude and highly met tled, it was truculent and strong. And it tore his shack to slivers and it blew nwtf? hisfjat, and he's using ink in rivers tcllimr all tlie world of that. take time to play, cost what It may, The little follow can't see it that way. The best doctors give a lot of time to study, being great roadors of the current medical literature, attendants graduate 1 n s 1 1 1 p at medical socloty meetings and visitors in clinics and post tlons. The little fel low Is- too busy to squander any time jSSQ& Now, then, how Is ijr "your blood pressure? t Ma' ') Well, nnywny, listen to this striking ob servation mad hy Drl Henry K. Mohler in n study of hypertension and hyper glycemia in n series of forty-six cases: "Forty-five of the forty-six patients, when they camo' under our observa tion, ranged from I per cent to 60 per cent overweight." , The forty-six patients had not only high blood pressure but also too much sfignr In thd blood. All had some sugar in the urine, but in only 16 was tho condition considered fully developed diabetes. -Twelve had al bumin and hyaline casts in the urine, and four showed albumin with hyaline and granular casts. These casts pret ty certainly Indicate nephritis, llrlght's disease. " Tho high blood pressure In these 46 patients was not due to too much sugar In 'the blood and is not a con stant finding In diabetes. Just what Iclid It mean, tnen? Br. Mohler doesn't speak with too much conviction about that, but ho conveys a good hint when he says: "These patients were in formed by us of the dangers of obes ity nnd overentlng, with the attendant results of hypertension and glycos uria, and advised to commit their physicians, that their diets might bo regulated." (Hypertension is another term for high blood pressure, and glycosuria means sugar glucose in the urine.) To nof tho 46 bad risks had no symptoms. They would count them selves well. That Is because folks don't know what health means, and don't seo tho wisdom of running to a doctor until they get so sjck they can't run at all. I'll wager my job against some honest work that tho 10 bad risks that had no symptoms could not run a mllo In any time. A lot of people who aro equally bad risks and have no present symptoms ought to know that a healthy adult not over 50 years of nge should be able to run o mile nd lib., but don't know whether they could do it, because It is such an undignified thing to try. Imagine a refined lady of considerable heft, or a high tension gent, running along the street to try this out why the cop at the first corner would probably ar rest tho nut as a suspicious character. Dignity Is a deadly evil which tends to grow on one. once you give It a start. High blood pressure or hyperten sion la often hut not always nn early reaturo or cardiovascular degeneration (hardening of the arteries, chronic ne phritis, slow failure of the heart, apoplexy.) Let that sink In. fat folks, and then listen to another of Dr. Mohlor's observations: "Obesity fre quently favors the development of sclerotic (that means degenerative) changes In the body, which are capa ble of producing an increase in tho blood pressure and a diminished abil ity of the body cells lo utilize carbohy drate. Degenerative changes that take plnce In the body, when affect ing tho structures involved in carbohy drate metabolism (that moans the util ization of starches and sugars) of ne cessity must impair their efficiency and result in hyperglycemia (too much sugar In the blood), and glycosuria tgiucose m tho urine.)" Hut don't he downhearted, fat folks. I've got n nice spring tonic for you. one which will purify your blood and everything. If you're a big one. this tic will do you n lot of good. U you're a Ut ile fellow, you can't afford it. The remedy Is oxygcV The average dose is two miles. To be taken on the hoof. For ordinary cases, three times a day. Ql-KSTIOXS .I AVMVKKS. j (rand ma Rolls. remedy for constipation that I have ever tried. Thank you for tho idea. I have passed it on to others, Including a six months old grandchild who had to bo dosed every night. But when his paronts give him his regular som ersaults his bowels move quite natur ally. (P. F. S.) Answer Grandma rolling her own Is new thing, but the baby's experience is unique. I do not advise the gen eral adoption of somersaults by babies so young, but when a baby is a year old he might begin old ago Is pre ventable If taken In time, ' Ijoucsomo .Too I am 3 years old and would like to marry and have at least three child ren.. My Intended wife doesn't like children and says she would never have any. Yet I bellevo we love pach other. What would you say, doctor?! (Lonesome Joe.) Answer Don't. Tied to a wife with such views you would bo more lone some than you are now, Joo. There are plenty of girls of a more promis ing disposition on the market why pick a lemon? Meniere's Disease Please state the cause,, symptoms and cure of, Meniere's disease (W. T. W.) Answer Deafness due to some dis ease or Injury of the auditory nerve In tho internal oar, associated with head noises and severe seizures of vertigo, is called Meniere's diseaso. There Is no specific cause known, aside from the lesion of the auditory nerve in the 1 labyrinth (Internal structure of the1 car.) Titer wuz koiimi lively oommeiilln' on tli' violent eartli tremors Umt hhook our neighborhood last lUght, but only a few ole ioplo were shocked. "1 wish a bus would meet a load o' luiy, for tlita Inactivity Is glttfu' my goat," complained Constable IMuiil, I'duy. Timejy Views on World Topics JUNIOK CROSSWORD FUZZLB -m m- ISM; e. vtv.ue.iMii Who's Who Vlyssea S. Grant-Smith. The new United Htatos minister to Uruguay, Ulysses S. Grant-Smith, is enjoying a short vacation at his home In Washington, Pa., before sailing for Montevideo early In June to assume his new duties. He has been In tho JJnlted States diplomatic . service for twenty-two years, and whs un til recently minis ter to Albania, be i n s transferred from that post to South America. Entering the dip lomatic service in 1893, ten years af t e r graduating from Washington and Jefferson col- lnirp rii'ani.Qmllh has represented tho United States In eigni airrerent countries, his Uru guayan post to .be his ninth. He was uist second secretary at the United iaies legation at Constantinople, Tur key, to which post ho was appointed on Moptembcr 8. 19(13. He has since servco successively at aSntiago. Chile; London, Fngland; Hrussels. Belgium: lenna, Austria; Copenhagen. Den mark; Budapest. Hungary, and Scu- uin, Aioania. Ornnt-Smlth was counselor to the -Miierican embassy at Vienna whon the United States severed diplomatic relations with Austria upon entering the World War. During the war he was for a time, counselor to the le gation at Copenhagen. Denmark, and later charge d'affairs. After the war Orant-Smlth was named United States commissioner to Hungary and he negotiated the treaty between Hungary nnd the United States which provided for resumption of dinlnmntio relations, this being the last treaty of the war. Dean Scores Preachers Who Seek Applause and Congregations Who iivo It. Applauso seeking by the pulpit was set forth recently by Dean William Ralph Inge of St. Paul's Cathedral, London, as the crying evil of the mod ern church. Dean Inge is now. In the United States. Modern tenden cies of the pulpit to please and not to profit, he cited as dangerous to the Christian church No detailed rules for modern life are found in either testament, he said, general principles alone being given. I'l-enching for Applause In his indictment of the desire for tnpplause on the part of many min isters. Dean Inge said: , There are ninny preachers who make long sermons. If they are well applauded they are as happy as if they had obtained a- kingdom. If they bring their sentiments to an end in si lence, their despondency Is worse, I may almost say, than hell. It is this that ruins churches. That ye do not seek to hear" sermons that touch the heart but sermons that will delight your ears with their Intonations, nnd the structure of the phrases, just as if you were listening to singers and lute players. And we preachers hu mor your fanlcea instead of trying to crush them. "We act like a father who gives a sick child a cake or an ice cream or something else that is merely nice to eat just, because he asks for It and takes no pains to give him what Is good for him; and then, when the doctors blame hlnvsays 'I could not bear to mako my child cry.' That is what we do when we elaborate henutiful sen tences, fine combinations and hnr monfes to please and not to profit to be admired and not in Instruct- to de light and not to teach you, to go away with your applause In your ears and not to better your conduct. Indicts Himself "Believe me, I am not spenking at random. When you applaud me as I speak I feol at the moment ns is nat ural for a man to feol. I will make a clean borast of It. Why should I not? I am delighted and then, when I go home, and I reflect that the people Who havo been applauding me, have received no benefit, and that, Indeed, whatever benefit they might have had, has been killed In the applause, I am Kore at heart and I Inment and I feel aB though I had spoken, altogether in vain. And I say to myself, "What is the good of all your labors, if your hearers do not want to reap tho fruit out of all you say?' " HOW TO KOLVIS PUZZLE. The w oids ;trt in the numbered squares and run cither aeroHH or Hruni riniv nnc U'ttff in niaeed In each white square. If the proper VOI'( IS ure lUUHU,, i-iirii wiiiuhimuuh or letters In the white squares will form words. The key to the mizido the flrt word Is given In the drawing. Below the keys to tho olher words. Kimning Across. ,-, . . Word 1. In the picture, . - : Word 4. To go Into. , v Word 5. A high singing voice.-, i . Hunninx Down. -Word 1. Oppoaite to sour. ; Word 2. Frequently. Word 3. A mistake.' Wo make many of them in spelling, gram mar, etc. YESTERDAY'S PUZiLH ANSWERED Lift Off-No Pain! IVMt mnivu KIDXEVS hon thp ,T;dneVH nvo It. nA koo.1 flushlnc tnke FOLK Y Plixs a illliiTtir attniulnnt for (ho kidneys. klilm-ya. Inrrrngp thHr nclH-i'ly ine .aant i-. llcf. Ijin.lon Tnyli-r rrhilstor. Inun u-rli... ! .'... ' fully say that KOI.KY PII.LS arc the "Pat I fVW IIKP,1 1 hn.l t,- . Iit.i? .h.n,y X'''1"--" nnd IK-cr: I couldn't lift nnythlnc my hack yna so weak. Kyry mnrnh-e I wa dlziy. I hayo been turning BomergauU. for) fine.'. "s"0,d everywhere? D0W 1 "i EVER I If Ym Do you ever see ilonblet Does concent rating upon print cause your eyes to smart or burnt Do you close them wear ily after reading for lialf an. hour or so? Come to us and we will furnish you with a pa:r of glasses that will -jm-edy the defect Iloesnt hurt one bit I Drop a littls IrccKinc on ap achinK corn, instantly that corn stops hurtiiijr, then shortly you lift it ripht off with' fingers. Your drupRist Bells a tiny bottle, f I reczone' for a few cents, sufficient to remove every hard corn, soft corn, or corn between (he toes, and the foot calluses, without soreness or irritation. Wong Pon Chinese Medicine For Treatment of Vcnte and chronic Dlwaws of Men nnd -Women. Otflot Hourt: B A. M. to 8 P. M Comultatlon FrM fc"'"'v?!51"7:","-',i" rj.v. 'f 1 U comfort 5