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o IfVGTC FOUR O MfcnFORri 'matt; trtbunk mtcdfotct), orjKnoy. moxday. may 11.002.- ttEPFORD MAIL TRIBUN AN INDEPENDENT NRW8PAPEB ftlHLIBUBD EVERY AFTKRNOON KXOIP1 SUNDAY. BY THE ... MEDVO HU PRINTING CO. The Me J ford Sunday Iforntnf Bun la farnlabed tabecrlbera dulling the ven-dj dally mwi Uf(lo: Kail Tribune Building, 1M7-1 Rortb 'lr atreet. Phono 76. A Consolidation of the Democratic Tfmea, the Medford Mall, the Mod ford Tribune, the Booth rn Oregotiltn, tht Ashland Tribune. BOBKKT W. ItUHX, Editor. 8. bU MITE II SU1TU, Manager. By Mull In Advance: Daily, with Sunday Sun, year ..f7,8Q Dallr. with Sunday Sun. month 761 Dally, without Sunday Sun, year 6.6q Daily, wimoui ctunuay Nun, tnanu . .oo Weekly Mall Tribune, one year , J. 00 Buiidaj Sun, one year 1.00 atY OAHRIER In Medlord. Ashland. Jackson- Tllle, Central 1'olnt, VliOenli, Talent and on Blvbwaya: Dally, with Sunday Sun, month ,76 Daily, without Sunday Hun, month 06 Dally, without Sunday Sun, one year... 7.60 Daily, wltb Sunday Sun, one year 8.60 All tcrma by. carrier, caan in advance. Entered u aecond-claae matter at Medford, QrtoD, unaer act oi Harcn , iaiv. Official paper of the City of Medford. Official paper of Jackaon Co'inty, HEUUKRH Of THE AMOUMTTfi VHKSH. The Aatwciated I'rewi la eiclualTely entitled to the ue for republication of all newa dla- Mtaiie creuiieu io u or not omerwine creaitea m wm paper, aim uinu iu uie jw.ii newa puu Uahed herein. . . All rlffhta of republication of apodal dla Mtcbea herein are alao rewired. t9 Ye Smudge Pot i By Arthur Perry. ' Unions caro is exercised while the civic cyclone 1m raging In tho coffee cup, the graduating cIukh will select ft Commencement orator pledged not to declare thitt "beyond the Alps lies Italy." The weather turned chilly, thwarting- the revealing of many family skeletons In bathing suits, The Rd wards family have a new piano. (CorvallU Gazette-Times.) "Wherein a Ford salesman succumbs to a tftelnway representative. The Sacramento, Calif., diner who devoured 07 red hot doughnuts Hhould be matched with the local genius uhle to eat anything that don't cat him first. Mrs. Cntt, one of the bent known lady regulators of mankind, pro poses to "stop war by talking It to death." ThlH beatH Mr. Hryun, who In 1917 suggested that an "invading force bo conquered with love." and fad en the Wlllametto valley reformer, who felt that the opening battle could bo halted by Invoking (be referendum. WIIKKK'K MY SO CKXTS? (Til In re. t'nl ia.eite). . . Will the marlled lady that ac companied my hiiHbtind Haturduy , night, to the White Swan and other drinking pine en and left her pocketbook with ilO centH and V Wedding ting with InltlalH C. K. W, to IS. At. A. on the back Heat of my huHband'H eat pleiiHe write to Hox 32-X, Gazette and receive t ring. Elmer Kergcrson In putting UP n new homo for himsolf and It looks like ho 1h going to have a now house keeper soon. (Voronlu. (ire., Kaglc.) Home more of your business. And this our life among tho public i JuuntH, fimlH Racks in the sermons, crooks in ho ni o haunts do luxe, AVlso birds In Jail,, microbes in food, afid gci-lna in everything. (Kansas City Htnr.) The Mayor of Portland has arrested An Intoxicated citizen, and the Uov ernnor and Grand Lecturer's tear titulned features . roveal n chuckle, and what Is the political slgnlfleance of H till? .. . ... . A OAXI)ll IUTIC (Eugene lleglstcr) An Alarming Htnrtlemont, of- : feeing Kate IMnneo and Dorothy AVooton, was mlrth-provlklng up to a certain point when one began wondering if they weren't about through, but they won back the praise of tho audlenco when they began singing original rhymes of local Interest. Congressman William D, Upshaw. of Atlanta, is scheduled to hold evan gelistic meetings twite dally for eight tlnys in the llaptlst chut-rh of Oeilln. CHF. Uulletln.) The regular Ke pu hi lean caucus will be held in the pastor's study. IIKItKDITY Axi) lU MDIr.i:itK Ug Jived with his woman in a cave In tho side of a hill and hunted at night. It whs necessary to hunt at night, for many of the little creatures that were his meat hid themselves In tho daytime and others were protect ed by sharp eyes, keen nostrils and nimble feet. It was necessary to come upon them by stealth. Ko Ug hunted at night and left his woman In tho cave with her young. 'Tho arrangement did not please her, for she knew the bawndrt of the hunt. . 8 he knew also that other hunt era wero abroad. She knew that her man would fight for his kill, and that the not rcMilt of his hunting mluht be ugly wounds that would keep him In the cavo for weeks. She did not hreathe freely until her quick ears cuught the soft tread of his feel lit the valley below. Night hunting left Its mark on the race. The modern, having fed at his fire side, hoars the night calling him. Some vague uneasiness urges him to be abroad. There Is a tingle in his veins that was not thorn when the sun was shining, lie is L;g, eager to get about his hunting. . Ills woman wishes to keep him at homo. The instinct Inherited from ten thousand gcneratiiH wains her that miwchlef is afoot after nightfall She is afraid, without being nbb to name her fear. Ilenwm tells her that her tiiun is safefv among his w.-lO tallied kind at a peaceful meeting, hut instinct keeps her nerves on edge until she hears the sound of his latch Jtvy. (Baltimore Sun.) T- - - ... .... - J I HAS THE BIG CITY REACHED ITS LIMIT? O WHILE officials ami citizens in every rapidly growing conwnu ?tf are frantically sefkint? ways to "solve" their hisiiiir ami transportation problems, ami while the trend oE population toward the cities is more marked than ever before, experts in eity planning calmly announce that there is no solution except decen tralization. The chairman of the state commission for housing and regional planning of New York states that "great cities already Lave passed the limits of efficiency." A town-planning architect of Berlin says that plans for greater and greater cities will inevitably end in inefficiency and failure. Hoth seem to agree that widening streets, cutting more avenues, building up in the air and down in the earth, constructing several layers of thoroughfares and other similar measures, cannot, furnish relief. Instead of decreasing congestion they invite more conges tion. Many individuals have already come to feel that the modern great city and the thing it will be in a few more years of phe nomenal growth is a horror to be shunned if possible. They feel that decentralization is needed and that transportation to outlying smaller communities is more urgently needed than double deck streets within the city. And in spite of all this logic and common sense and craving for a chance for more wholesome, sane and efficient living, the cities continue to draw people to them. Some time the pendulum will swing the other way, and the breaking point of efficiency foretold by the experts may start the counter movement. ROAD SIGNS AND THE joint board of stiitn tim federal highway officials, appoint ed by t ho Secretary of Agriculture, at the Kujrfrestion of the American Association of Highway officials, is starting out with a program of simplification of highway signs. It wants to .work out a clear, uniform system of marks on all the through routes of the country. It is now seeking the best ideas along this line. There is io ihe uniformity of color, shape, size and position, and as far as pos tible, of wording and lettering, on all warning and directional signs. . Tliis would make matters vastly easier and safer for the motor tourist, and also for the local driver. There is nnother reform that is just as much needed. ' It is sim plicity and uniformity in drivers' signals. So far there is nothing hut confusion in this matter, among various states and sections and even among the local drivers of most communities. QUILL Short spring story: "Will exchange 3-tubc set for a 30x4 tire.' If you yearn to serve the people, you njust have ability nnd a collection plate. About 97 per cent of the world's idiocies were fostered by peo ple, who mjmut welj. Don't expect too much of a boom town. The peaches that ripen too quickly have rotten spots. i ft's none of our business, but irihtlenburg's colonial policy will , Once in a while a woman's perfectly good husband. . There is hoiking particularly painful about talking to a bashful nian if you don't watch his Adam's apple. The chief objection to air lines to the north pole is that Santa Clans may cut out the delivery service. Ciovprnmcnt always favors tbe big fellows. Under the now rate you can mail two pounds cheaper than one. Correct this sentence: "Stop the car, John," said sliej "wo must pay for that hen you ran over," . 1895 Cutting down dad's trousers to make pants for Willie. l!)2f: Cutting down dud's trousers to make knickers for dad. THE PEDDLER. T1IK peddling stranger socks my shack and shows nie, in three trices, tile shining doodads in his puck, all sold at bankrupt prices.' I'm sorely tempted, for a time, to yield nie to his pleading, and spend a nickel or a dime for junk I'm sorely needing. He'd sell ri jimmy for a plunk, a blackjack for a shilling; who would not have such useful junk when prices are so thrilling? Hut reason turns temptation down; I say, with naught of malice, "I buy my goods of Hriek & Hrown, who run our great trade palace. Oh, peddler, mark our noble streets, with eoneroto curb and gutter; and see yon park with iron scats and costly trees," I mutter; "behold our rinks and swimming pools, to publics use devoted; behold our .churches and our schools, with priests and teachers noted. Our peelers ever arc at hand where criminals would rally; and you may hear our vil lage baud play 'Sally in Our Alley.' AVe have a town that holds its grip on all that's great and growing; how much, oh peddler, do you chip to keep these things a-going? You come and cut a swath today, and you are gone tomorrow, and those who buy your traps and pay will doubtless sup with sorrow. If there's a movement in the town that calls for coin in eases, we always know that Uriel; & Hrown will dig with cheerful faces. They help to raise the teachers' pay, they help to pay tint rector.'and loud their money on a dray whi n comes the tax eoiictor. If you enine here and settle down and pay your share of taxes, 1 may go back on Hrick & HaUwn, and liuv vonr battle-axes." CAR SIGNALS. POINTS we can't help wondering what be. . losses at the bridge club include a JUNIOB CROSS WORD PUZZLE MOW TO SOIA H VVM.F: The woicIh start III llm iiumlK'ml snuiti-cx ami run llln'P iicidsh or down. Only ono lctUT is ltucl In cucli niillo sciiiaiv. ' If the iimK-r Avords nru found ouch (finihliuilioii of 'k'tU'rs In tho whltu witmres will form words. Tli kry l Hut puzzlo Hie first word Is islvcn In Hie dinwltiK. lk'low lire keys to Hie other words. ItUXXIXO ACKOS3 Word 1. In the picture. Word 0. A lame vohtclo for carry ing paHseiiKerH on tbe highway. Word 7. A common food. Word 8. To uhoek or overcome with terror or horror. It's synonym In dis may. Word 9. A pen for piK. Word 10. To strike fri ntly. Word 12. Opposite of enemies. ltrNXIXO DOWX Word 2. What the lniaf.-ln.iry line nhout the center of the earth Is called. Word 3. Toward. Word 4. The main country In the IJritlsh Isles. Word ti. Ono who watches se cretly. Word 7. What wo do when we're hungry. Word 11. To, exist, to live. YESTERIAY'S P15ZZU0 ANSWKHFin Thlslf n piirt,v (ryhi ok world, but JVIIrr tluil'H never lieen n dry ofrkvr ilon't know what tempta tion Is. lYance is jest exncuy nue n it t' twwhi I kimvv. She still sticks f a plug hat, but won't pay anything. COMMUNICATIONS Flood Talk Is All Hunk. To the Kditor: in today's (Sunday) Medford Sun, Mrs. K. II. Porter makes a passion ate plea to 'the mothers, and I be lieve that she- would find it very profitable to write for tho Sunday supplements, judging from the ter rifying picture she draws even going buck to tho Johnstown flood. 1 cannot understand why sho did not refer to the Itihle. and the great flood in the time of Noah! Evidently she is perfectly sincero in her beliefs (I would bo the lust person in the world to say she is not) but she has no doubt been mis led In her information concerning the Emigrant dam. Mrs. Porter states, accurately, that there Is very little danger of the dam itself break ing, but she seems to fear a wash out around the dam, such as oc curred in the various other eases that have bt-en mentioned from timo to time. Any engineer or layman that is acquainted with the facts will tell you that the std'uwalls and floor of the Emigrant reservoir are of solid rock. In many eases hundreds of feet through, and any geological disturbance that w o u 1 d cause a hrtakace vould cause Crater l-rtke iself to ( oftio roaring down the K. ;'! Kiv.r. N' the trcmMing ;nlvo r.lle.i of 1'ol-Mi'le ;i tll 1 1 nn nerd h.ive nn fear of a flood frt'in tli:it direc tion. O O Possibly they linve ovcrloolsgl, un- is 10. IE p intentionally perhapQ, tbe numerous timet this winter when Second ntrt and the territory for blocks around vfas inipaHsablc- to pedestrians, due to that paved Htreet and sidewalks being under a foot of water. Of course, thutia. no great dis advantage, as the wuhool board would no doubt be glad to furnish boats for the pupils, and the fire depart ment would lend their new pumper to pump out tho six feet of water from the school basement. Stop and think! Citizens of Med fordt members of the chamber of commerce, and members of the city blundering commission, isn't all this KrniK-ant flood propaganda very det rimental to the whole of Medford? Do you suppose investors will come here if they are ninde to believe that their property is In constant danger of being- vt-'iHbed away? Let's stick to facts and leave the far-fetched flights of fancy to t:ie Sunday sup plements and the sob sisters. MRS. J. E. nomouTS, .Mtdford, May 10. Favois I. & K. Locution, To the Kditor: It seems to me there Is an un usual fear of water and automobiles just now. If that dam should break, It would take about two hours for the water to reach Medford, plenty of time for all to be warned, espec ially during Hchool hoursJ I doubt its ever reaching tho building nt all If put well to east lde of -track, or doing very little damage close to channel. As to the traffic and automobile prfrt, in a few years, more would cross west to school site than would cross going east. It seems to me now, considering soil, drainage, vision from main roads, streets from both bridges to grounds, and the fact that Medford Ih growing north and east, and when double its present size, will bring one site nearer to center and one farther out. Now don't work up a fight over this, nnd de cide this or that site Just because you live on this or that side, as it ap pears to be working. The militia might be called out, and as it is not yet settled that no gas Ih to be used, some of us be hind tho lines might get a whiff of it. I live half wny between the two sites, and expect to be ablo not to get tho two varieties of interests mixed, nnd will say that I think the J. & K. site will prove to be the best choice. Yours for better schools, V. J. MISSHKN'OER. Medford, May 11. C R GnleH Defends P, & R To tbe Editor: So much has been eajd regarding the school site, -also, muckraking, about unmasking nnd bringing from under cover the Better Site com mittee. Tho election for a site for tjie high school is to be settled by the voters and everybody has a right to work for their favored site, without being called grafters, pig heads, etc. Why disgrace Medford by maligning others and running down sections of our beautiful city, which leaves a stain which can never be erased. By condemning the Emigrant dam you are doing an injustice to every ranch owner south of Medford. It is the first time I have ever heard of a stream being a detriment to community. If Bear creek is a men ace to Medford, then the Rogue river is a menace to the whole valley. Portland Is built on the Columbia and "Willamette rivers. The largest buildings in Chicago are on the banks of the Illinois river, also on tho lako front. If the creek is only good for raising garlic, how about E. C. Claddis, Paul McKee, Vernon Vawter, Geo. Kobefts, J. C. Mann, Ered Heath, Charles Heames, Scott Davis, It. L. Dodge, C. A. Knight, A. Ij. Hill, and ninny others living in this same flat, on the same level as tbe P. & E.' ground. A large number of some- of the finest homes in tho city, also half a dozen stores are located on this same so-called and unjustly rnur h-abused flat and undesirable, dangerous part of the city. The V. Ac E. depot is still there and has never been damaged by water. Tho Crater Lnke high way passes this site. It Is in view of the pacific highway. The soil Is the best grade in the valley. You get 24 acres of land for $25000, whllo on the other side you get 4 acres for 535,000 or more. Stop and consider about tho "little chfldron" getting hurt on .the thor oughfare. Just mention that fact in high school and hear the little (?) children smile. Every scholar in high school Is as able to take care of his or her self as tho parties writing the articles. In conclusion let me appeal to your pride of Medford, to refrain from statements damaging to our fair city, also the abuse of Its citi zens, so when this site Is decided, wo can all settle down to normal without any 111 feeling and without having tho community torn asunder (Signed) C. E. GATES, Member of the Better Site Com. Poems That Live Klin ihi-olt n mn.ii- tho initrnrl.lnn wnvc J Beside the springs of Dove; v mum imm wteiu vm nunc iu praise, nd very fe wto love. A violet by a mossy stone, Half hidden from the eye! rVair as a star, when only one Is shining in the sky. She lived unknown, and few could know "When I,ucy ceased to be; But she Is in her grave, and. oh, The difference to me! W. Wordsworth. of head or throat ia usually benefit cl by tho vapors of V VapoRub (Wf 17 Million Jn ltid Yearly i i I CROSS-WORD 0 QUACK Loot at this 2-34-5 . swimming 14-20 the water. 27-28-29 us EO and feed him. 'Do vou know the story about the ugly 9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16? Brother, 7-8, told that story 30-31 mc. That duck over there, stood on his head and 1-4-6-7-9 as if he were crazy; Edward s.tid he was a big 8-10-17-22-28! My mother .said the duck's feather 11-18-23-29-32 are covered with an oil 32-33 that they don't get all wet through. Would you like a duck for a pet? I think I would like just 19-20-21 hut 17-1S more as wc have three 22-23-21-25 at home and they might eat the (hicks. . Edward caught a tadjtolc for me in a 15-21-26. The tadpole 13-19-25-30 its tail and became a little frog. -,' - ' Answer To Last Puzzle 1-5-12-1G-23.30-S.V3S-40 (carnation), 30-31 (to), 1314 (It), I-S-U 20-27-33 (mother), 4-5-6 (day). 2-3 (Ma), 21-28 (Ed.). 27-28 29 (Ed's), ' 7-8-9-101 10 2 (bother), 4-11-15-22 (dear), 25-2G (no), 17-18 (oh), 22-23-24 (ran), 19-20-21 (tho), 37-39 (so). 18-26-32 (hot), 24-31-36 (not), 7-13-19 (bit), 3-9 (at), 15-16 .Un), 34-35-36-37 (sits), 17-25 (on). . , Copyriyht, bu The International Syndicate Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D. Slgnod litttrt porUlninf to irMntl tiMHh and hyyitnt, not to rflwuo dlaonoiit or trutmant, will ba anawarad by Dr. Brady If a ttamped, tolf addaiiad anvalopa la nolo ted. Lattara ahould ba brief and written In Ink. Owing to tht larga number of lattera received, only few oon ba tnawared hara. No reply oan ba made lo auerlaa not conforming to Inalruotlona. Add ret Or. William Brady, In car of thla nawapapac, . Arltb It Is no joke'that many people still fancy the term gastric refers to gas. i and gastritis therefore means a kind of indigestion due to or associated with the excessive formation or belch ing of gas. Such misconceptions o f the significance of medical or techni cal terms are often encountered even among high school graduates, probably because the high schools devote so much time to the study of Caesar and Homer that there is noltimrf to- teach students- uny -.Latin or. Greek . : ' The other day a man described his attack of "articular arthritis," which sounded like pneumonia on the lungs or neuralgia of a nerve, and reminded me of the reporter's favorite reverting or reporting or re ferring back f.o something or some body; nnd tho editor's incurable fondness for dubbing loss of mem ory "aphasia" (which means loss of speech) : arid then quoting some thing the victim of amnesia says. In another cateirorv helonir such errors ns 'neuritis of the joints,"! "sciatica In the shoulder" and even more ridiculous ones wq need not mention. All of this goes to show that we are inordinately .fond ,-of impressive names and not much -concerned whether they mean anything. nheumntlsm belongs in a third category, being ono of .the meaning less terms doctors are fond of. The term denotes something akin to 'fak ing cold." Victims of this delusion and the old-fashioned doctors who support It, harbor a vague idea that tho joint disease is somehow caused by dampness or exposure, either di rectly or indirectly,1 now or "some day.". Indeed, some statistical data of the prevalence of "rheumatism", in the damper regions and among people engaged in occupations involving ex posure to dampness or cold, In Eng land, have been recently circulated by the American .press agents of the catching cold delusion, with some eff" feet upon the befuddled laity. But neither the English nor the Ameri can publicity agents offered any ex planation of what "rheumatism" is. Thoy left that to the expert judg ment of the layman just as they leave the question of what an nl leged "cold" is. Any fool thinks ho knows but no physician can de fine or will define either "rheu matism" or "a cold." There is an excellent reason why physicians who still use these mean ingless terms decline to define what they mean. The reason Is that there are no such entities. In denying the existence of "rheu matism" and "a cold." I do not mean to imply that there is nothing the matter with victims of these de lusions. That is just the trouble there are too many diseases which masquerade under these meaningless titles. I mean to Imply that there is no specific or definite condition which can be designated or recog nized as "rheumatism" or a "cold"; that these tfi r m s are employed merely to soothe, any anxiety of pa- tirnt or friends ns to the cause and! We Hate to Talk About Anyone But j "Charley's Aunt from Brazil" is the funniest tiling o we have ever seen. Why, my der, she wears a little' hlack bonnet, hooped skirts, ami, would you believe it. black l.ice mittens o when yon see her. PUZZLE STORY QUACK ! rills. nature of the illness, or to save the iihysician the embarrassment of confea.siiiff that ho doesn't know just what the cause or nature of tho Ill ness may be. .. . There are many cases of arthritis which nre necessarily dubbed "rheu matism," since nobody knows pre cisely what the cause and nature of the joint inflammation may be. Thero would be nothing objectionable in that, were it not for tho harmful de lusion about cold nnd dampness. Arthritis is medicalese for joint inf lummation. Artlculnr means in or of -the joints. Arthritis is not a din?- nosis; but just a way of saying "joint trouble." , We'll look into arthritis ; later. . V QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS. Hj; Vaccination. I have noted that you are not an advocate of compulsory vaccination, that you favor the quarantine of un vaccinated smallpox contacts while ' you would allow vaccinated contacts to go free. The question arises, who are the vaccinated? Also the ques tion, what is a contact? Unless you define these, you leave us still in the dark. U V. C. Answer I did not use tho word contact as a noun. My belief is that we should not compel anybody to bo vaccinated against his will, but wo certainly should strictly isolate nny person who has small pox and un- : vaccinated person who may have casually associated with the smallpox patient. 1 should leave it to the physicians and henlth authorities to define what constitutes exposure to smallpox. The only reason I can see for insisting on Isolation of a smallpox patient or an unvacclnatod person who may have been exposed to smallpox is that there are still many members of the community who are not informed about the im portance of being vaccinated. If we could assume that every one hns been exposed to smallpox full liberty, for the vaccinated have nothing to fear and the unvnecinated elect to ' take that chance. ,, ltcducing in tho Bath Tub. Would you kindly inform, me, if possible, what kind of salts is used In bath water for reducing purposes?. . Mrs. E. J. H. rt Answer Almost any kind, except attic salt, will reduce. The reduc tion is limited to the pocketbook of the gullible woman in the tub. Forgot tho Operation. i 1 am a girl 22 years old and I was operated on last May for appendi citis. I would like to know if it will be harmful for me to go In swimming this summer. I did some , ice skating last winter nnd it did not seem to hurt me, though people told me I was sure to get a rupture. M. F. O. Answer As a . general rule ono may resume all the accustomed physical activities within a month or two - after any such operation. Why not? Bran Via tlio Muffin Itouto. Please print your famous recipe for bran muffins. Some Minnesota rel atives of ours say you have given thorn a new lease of life with your muffins. c. a. A. Answer Bran gems call for one egg. well beaten, a pinch of salt, but ter the size of a walnut, ono cupful each of sweet milk, wheat flour, and wheat bran; a teaspoonful of baking powder.- Hake in gem tlns.-- I You'll laiiu'h t von sul.c .,.!,.. I I i it i 1:1 .1 A n ih 11 i I