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VAGV foot? Bedford mail tribune AM INniflPINnRHT NHlWflPAPHR PUBLISHED EVERT AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY. BY TU1 , . 1 MltUFOnU PRINT1NCJ CO. Th Med ford Bundiy Moraine Can la furnished t-ubacrlbera (Mlrlnc a Mm oar dally newapapar. . OftlM Hull Tribune Ilullalnc Ii-I7-I North fit etretu . rnona to. A ronaolldatlon at the Democratic Tribune, the. Southern OregonUn, The ABhland Tribune. , nORKIT W. WTITU Editor. S. BUMPTEB SMITH, Manager. Dully with Sunday Sun. year, lielly wltr. Sunday Bud, mouth ,7b nuly, wl'hout Sunday Duo, year. .50 Dallr. aMthmit Kuiiday Bun, mouth -.li H'ieakij Mall Tribune, one year l.OJ tunday Mun, one year......- 1.00 BT CAUnlKK Tn Medford, Aetlland, . Jacksonville. Central Point. Phoenix, Talont and on Hlgnwaya: . pally, with Sunday Sun, month... .75 pally, without Sunday Sun. month .fa i pally, without Sunday Bun. year. T.60 ': pally, with Sunday Hun. one year S.SO All terms oy carrier, chbii id SOntered aa aeco-nri .cm an matter at MKOloro, uregon, uuuer aui u. i IHt. i Official papur of the City of Medford. MBUBBRfl ' OJ TRl ABSGCIATBD PRESS. , . , 'The lAMoclated Preae la exclnilTely entitled to the uee for republication or all newt! dltteatoliea credited to It or not otherwise credited In thla paser, and also to the looal news published herein. All rlirlita of retHlbllratlnn of speolal leneftha nerein are atso roeorve Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry. Cllnry bo! Oregon hns anntlipr enn dltluto for tho US. Sonnlo. Ilo HtandB for economy no doubt, rli;ld iind, ho adds to tho BwcotneHs of a swoel oollootlon. .Llko his rivals for tho honor,, who aro proparod to battlo for ovorythlnft from moro trcoH In tho hills, to innssncrclnB tho taxos, tho nowcomor is sllont aB tho frozon North, on tho iiionnco of tho shlrttail and tho mntik In public nffalrs. Of courao ho favors rollof to tho farmers and law onforcomont. Ho is no dif ferent from tho other senatorial aspi rants. Not a one has tho Kilts to bo fearlous on nn issue that really mat ters, or Is llablo to mako anybody mad. . What this commonwealth needs, Is a red-blooded, four-squnro, .unterrlfled, up-to-tho mlnuto candi date, who will como out openly1 and defiantly, for more sunshlno in the hearts, and tho streets. A ycarllilsr 41 tested out tho stabil ity of a phono polo Tues., and found ItH powers of rcslstanco ducopllvo. It must dlsRimt a prominent lint hater, to flirt with puoumonla, nnd got tho croup. Old EtM Illnim has a $10 don, and the next thinn tho nuiHsoa know ho will bo declaring an armlstlco with tho Meet Trust, which has stood up tinder his pile driver punchos for 13 years, or more. 1HGNITY IX THE DAKX (Klntnatli News) Herbert Gordon yanked tho liicteul fluid from tho fenuilo ho vlncs at tho Turner dairy during tho visit of Mr. and Mrs. Turner In tho county scat. . The Ku Klux Klnn favors Krown J'rlnco McAdoo for Prosldont. If our own Boction of tho Republican party behaves llko it did in Wi. It will yell for KooIUIro and voto for him, and then awonr they did nothing of tho kind, In the faco of tho returns show ing othorwiso. Frank nailing, first 1023 hunting victim, returned with two of his ears riddled with shot. (Chlco Kntor prlso.) How did tho rest of Ilia oars como out? , Mr. Guy Ieonard nf Fresno. Calif., In In our midst. Mr. Leonard flaunts a C. Chaplin mustachulto that Is too much ovon for his own folks. Tho toy automobiles don't function any bolter than tho full grown -masterpieces of tin. T1II2 IM'MAX lllHIlt MAT (Gold Hill News) A very conipleto and ngreealilo surprlso vna served llov. Call at tho M. 13. imi'Bonngo hero liiHt Huturday night when Bcvoral of Ills church members walked in on him and helped colebrato his C4th birthday. A l.ADY TALKS Ab a Btngor I'm a maybe, hut I can try. I took Iohhoiib from n profcHsor of -music in llozoman. Montana, anil ho told mo 1 was full-tlmmtrd. I havo novor hud any reason to doubt bin word in tho slightest, and am guilty until proven otherwise. I'll bet 1 can wnrblo right now as good ns Bomd of them, who blush when they hear, Sweet Papa, Ho Went Away I can rhop up Chopin with tho next I one. Whon I rare back and yell. Ham nn', make It a pair. Railroad, you can't detect n nasal tone. And, the sheff comes bnck in a tender bass, "On the fire, girlie!" I'm sure death to a ballad, but shucks! my urtlsttr career was slapped In tho gnxoukus. tlmo and pluco unknown. If you don't get me something for Christ inas, you'vo had your day. JuM for got me, if you're tired of fresh bread throo dabs of butter, and cream for your Java, that the boss saves tor hin- Melf. You'ro in tho clover, and don't 1-eallzo it. Hobbcd her hair. Feels much bettor, but don't look It. In ho comes nil slicked ' up, and starts hoom to take mo joyriding- He's a flip person. So ho told his funny Htory to the female on tho Inst station. It takes all kind of people to nuiko a world, don't you think? It sure does look llko It sometimes. Chuo! Choo! Outskl! Arnett Tiros, hare taken the con tract with Mr. Bradbury of Dairy of unloading tho fuel oil to bo used In the oil well at that place. (Dorrls News). Oood prospects for oil. FOR RENT Furnished room for ..nii.mnn looking both wnys. (SF. Bulletin). Cock-eyed roomer wanted. FORD'S ENDORSEMENT OF (JOOLIDGE. HENRY FORD'S public aimouneemcnt that ho will under no cir cumstances bo a candidate against President Coolidge, and will support the President if he is nominated, might be expected, 'under normal circumstances, to effectively terminate the Ford Loom. But the conditions surrounding Mr. Ford's candidacy arc not nor mal and probably nothing short of a burial certificate will end it. For the enthusiasm for Mr. Ford is not based upon Ford, the man, but Ford the Myth, and as long as dinary hysteria to place the world's will continue. If a few of the Ford fanatics they feel, this pronouncement 'by mistake. Hut they refuse to think at all. They persist in spito of all evidence to the contrary, to picture the great automobile genius, as u pi-cat political- genius, a miracle lems, domestic and foreign, with a this country into a Paradise of milk So tho Ford pronouncement will mination of the Ford Uloc to throw tho Fordianj chaixMiu into the ring, in spite of Henry's herculean efforts to keep it on his head. This is human nature. Once arouse sufficient emotional pressure, and resistance only increases it. In a lucid interval perhaps some porters might sec somo light if they would ask themselves to explain Mr. Ford's endorsement of President Coolidgc. Explain why they do not feel inclined to follow- their idol's lead, and support President Coolidgc. The answer, of course, is that they believe Mr. Ford to bo a very different type than ilie President. But essentially ho is not. lie is politically a conservative, he believes in leaving politics to politicians who aro siufe and sane. His real interests and abilities lie in directions absolutely non-political. Ford, the Miracle -Mun, isn't Miracle Man, let us repeat, is a myth. '' QUILL The junker who says the Fatherland needs means a Wilhclm. When you hear a man say that means that he has got his. The family circle can endure almost any kind of strain except that imposed by an eternal triangle. Correct this sentence : "I'm fifty-two, feel a day older than I did at thirty." There will be everlasting peace and uncover when a pacifist passes Constitutional rights aro those that can't bo denied j'ou if you have a lawyer of sufficient reputation. , It must be a sourco of great gratification to. the Crown Prince to read that the Allies think him a menace. If you leach a boy that money isn't everything, don't blame him if ho takes a white-collar job instead of laying bricks. It's a disappointing world, and by the lime n mortal ceases to be liove in Santa Claus ho begins to believe in politicians. -. If at last you are persuaded that ten Bavu your precious self, you aro If a man makes a better mouse path to his door and invito him to A prominent reformer has been arrested for speeding, scheduled to make a speech on lawlessness and ho was late. AVhen a man says that, after all, the first business of a college is to impart knowledge, he menus that his favorite eleven got licked. Correct this sentence: "Aw, yju mean that every single bit of The woman who does her own washing iins one consolation. She never has to sleep in ii hend harness to reduce tho number of her chins. RIpplingRhumos HELPING ITAKK AN' KlIO lo Gaffer Gray, whose hen's no longer laying; "You've saved my lifo this blessed day," I hear tho old mail saying; "for I've rheumatics in my legs, and cilnuot earn my liv ing, and I was suffering for eggs, which henfruit you arc giving." I hope he'll soon be rid of pain, and go my way, remarking, "I surely have not lived in vain, relieving care, that's carking. To make a heartsick fellow smile, to put food in his manger that graft is surely worth the while of any pilgrim stranger. V I'm often bored by life's routine, and all my chores cause friction; I'm tired of burning gasoline and reading kiekless fiction; I'm tired of statesmen and their spiels, of vital theme ond question; I'm tired of sitting up to meals, I'm tired of indigestion. ,','AU earthly things have lost their lure," I say to my Aunt Patty; "wo only suffer and endure ns we grow old and batty." And then I hear of some poor guy whom fate has sorely smitten; I carry him a custard pie, and eagerly it's bitten. "Tho gods reward you," mutters he, "you'vo brought a glimpse of heaven; accept my blessing No. 3; nf Series XXVII." And so I my to people bored by stagnant griefs and others, "Oo forth and blow your nmplo hoard, and help your ailing brothers." the Myth continues, this extraor richest mdn in tho White Houso ' 1 f r id" would only think half as hard as Mr. Ford, would show thoin their man who could solve all their prob wave of the lumd, and transform and honey overnight. probably only increase tho deter of tho more thoughtful Ford sup that typo. . True. But Ford, the POINTS a helm doubtless all ho wants is to be let alone, he ' he declared, "and I don't soon after people learn to stand by. ' 7 ' all things in the world aro rot a Young Intellectual. trap, the world will make a beaten address 7032 clubs. , Ho was Mamma," wailed little Willie, "do that turkey hash is gone!" OUT. Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. . Notkd Phytietan and Author Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to di sease diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Or. Brady If a stamped, self addressed envelope Is enclosed. Letters should bs brief and written In Ink. Owing to the large number of letters received, only a few can be an swered here. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instruc tions. Address Dr. William Brady, In care of this newspaper. Tho Wrong When fi plain doctor, ' llko the helmsiutin ot this column avers that ' " It Is a mistake to seek a heart spec ialist because ' you havo pain around the heart, or . a stomach specialist bocause you huvo neuritis, tho mo tive will bo ques tioned by those who nro fond of trying" specialists Let us quote an In- stance to illustrate tho motive; confined to his homo for several, weeks because of a form of paraly sis which caused pain and disability of the legs. Ho had somo friends, and tho friends were quite naturally interested: Friend like, they presum ed upon their relationship to advise tho young man what ho should do. One would not glvo him peace until ho dropped his doctor and called In a healer who acquired hs education via the mail. This healer was con fident he could euro tho young man In 30 treatments. The patient took about a dozen of the treatments and then concluded to surrender his right to tho rest which he had paid for in advance. Next a masseur was Bum-I uioned, who felt confident ho could eliminate tho nervo pressure and rc- store good uso ot tho limbs. Ho tried for a few weeks, with unhappy re sults. Finally a nerve specialist was consulted. Ho diagnosed myelitis (Rplnal chord Inflammation) and pre dicted (to tho relatives) a fatal Is sue. - . - ( Discouraged . . , , iiuiji.-11-bs, mu juuiik mun consented-to- havo an ordinary doctor attend him nnd do what ho could to ease his final dayB. of course, --iiu aim uo wnai iiu. wiu uiu uuu-iur was sore, uio lamny assumed, and so a young tyro, new to tho neighborhood, was called. First thing ho did when ho entered tho room was to exclaim, "Whew!" Then, to himself, "Must bo something defunct around hero." Ho proceeded to, examine the patient from tho oquator north and Bouth to tho poles. 'Pretty bad tonsils. They'll havo to como, out," . Woll, a man will catch at a straw. Tho tonsils wcro romoved by a tliront specialist, wo aro glad to re mark and . th!o patient stood tho operation well Tho tonsils wore pretty thoroiy permeated with septic foci pus-pockots. From this condi tion tho odor in tho room had origi nated. ijonn afterward tho young map be- Oregon News in Brief BAKER, Ore. W. H. Strayer of Raker has announced his candidacy for tho democratic nomination for tho United States senato In tho primaries to bo held next Maj'. Mr. strayer has not yet announced his plans, but it Is certain ho will ongago In a most active campaign ovory nlok and cornor of tho stuto. i Tho legal battle over tho compul sory public school attendanco law, a fight that probably will reach tho su premo court of tho United States, actually got under way Tuesday when Covornor Pierce, I. (II, Van Wlnklo. attorney general, and Stanley Myers, district attorney for Multnomah county, wero served with a copy of tho suit for a restraining order filed In tho federal court hero lust July by the Hill Military acadomy of Port laud. Tho Portland; school nttneks the law on tho ground that It violates the constitution ot tho United States In that it takes property without due process of law and denies to the scliool equal ' protection . tho laws and Impairs tho; obligations of the contracts of the plaintiff. , . WASHINGTON1, D. C Tho Cool- ldgo campaign managors. through James B. Reynolds, have selected I. L. Patterson to be tho Oregon man ager of the Coolldgo enmpnign. Mr. Patterson has indicated to Mr. Bey- noids his at-coptanco of tho appoint ment. I. L. Patterson of Eola, Polk coun ty. Oregon. Is one of tho best known republicans In the state. Ho hna been t I 4 i 4 i Ladies! You can get a fine selection of $1.25 to $1.50 Ties FOR "HIM'? - - at 95c in Xmas Boxes Springer & Lee Opposite Rialto . Open Evenings & & I- & & &' Specialist gan to improve. In throo months he returned to his shop cured. Jlis "myelitis" was really a multiple neuritis, caused by local infection, as is most neuritis. Moral: A frlond is an acquaintance who feels Impelled to suggest tho Dost trcatmont and doesn't. ' QCliSTIONS AND ANSWERS. A fuse for Punishment. My father drinks very much and often comes home Intoxicated. This grieves my mother verv much. Is tno""o anything I could give him. put - " coiroe, to stop his craving for drink? Miss T. M. c. Answer. rso. If your father Is """S 9 e c"rc. ho can bo cured by proper medical treatment In a hos pital where he can be under expert control for a period of two or three wjicks, Some appropriate punishment should bo meted, put to tho persons who provldo tho poison in cases like this and for the persons who by their Influence encourugo tho poisoners In ineir business.. Putso and Itosninitlon, Will you please, tell mo how to tako tho pulso and respiration and whut Is normal for adults? I know how to tako the temperature. Mrs. 8. P. Answer A now book, "Homo Nurs. Ing," by Emma Louise Molis, will help you to count tho pulso and respira tions. It Is published by W. B. Saunders Co., W. Washington square, Philadelphia, Pa Raw Eggs and Wine. j-ieaso advise whether raw eggs and wine nro a good blood builder Mrs. J. A. E. Answer A raw egg can give tho Dody nothing which is not in a' cooked t1 1' l In r.n th. -.11 i .. . ".-., .no es uiiuiiiiii ia more oomilloto V durn.1t.wl u-h.. nl,A Thn u-in la innr Hni,... strength, onergy concerned It 1 strength, onercv nr hU ,.,ilrfl furnishes less of any of these than a similar riuantity of iniiK aoes. The Ilush produced by tho temporary relaxation or paralyzatlon of tho surface vessels gives a false sense of warmth nnd H false appear- unco of circulatory stimulation and a falno suggestion of "more blood.' Cancer Ago. What Is tho earliest ago a woman can havo cancer? Does any lump under the skin in any part of tho body uuuoio cancorl Does cancer amibar In either married or slnglo women? Miss II. K. Answer Cancer may occur in a person of cither sex and at nnv nee. Most lumps under the skin are not of serious Import. Single and married women aro equally subject to cancer. (Copyright, National Nowspnper Service) attracted to tho standard of President Coolldgo by tho hitter's recent mes sage In which tho president is com mitted to the policy of tax- reduction. COMMUNICATIONS Defends Prof. Englehnrdt To tho Editor: I was surprised and pained on reading of a peonage charge against prorossor Englohardt. in tho Mall Tribune Doc. 14th. Tho profes sor is our nearest neighbor, and I want to say right hore, a better could not bo wished for. Tho Stedor hoys havo been over with Mr. Englohardt many times, nnd I sco no reason for thorn to jcomplaln, and none was niado. They wore simply mombcrs of his family and wero treated as such, boing his sister's boys. I havo met Mr. Kauthauscn nt our plnco and al tho Englohardt home, and tho only complaint made was of tho cxcesslvo heat in tho hay flold. . MUS. J. SCOTT, Doc. 17, 1923. Sevon tourist cars and tholr occu pants wcro guosts of tho Merrick Motor Inn last night. ANNOUNCEMENTS SHERIFF I hereby announce myself a candi date for tho nomination of Sheriff of Jackson County on' tho Republican ticket subject to tho voters of said county nt tho primaries in May. It nominated and elected I pledgo my self and tho deputies whSm I shall appoint to cnfnreo all laws Including tho 18th Amondmont with efficiency and economy... If you do not wont tho laws enforced do not vote for me. D. A.' LYONS. Central Point. tf .4 t I 4 4 I I TIIE GREATEST THING IS THE WOULD by Laurel Grav Shopworn Souks Do you remember tho little poem I handed on to-youT about Edna Millay? The tana b6ut burning one's candle at'both ends? ; It was all very beautl- t v i . ful and It gave mo a thrill tho first tlmo I read It and Htlll gives mo a thrill. But after all, the troublo with the most of us is that we aro trying- to got too much out of lifo with the 1 o a s t p o s slblc trouble. "What's worth possessing at all Is wprth Ufnlllnn t,.. working Tor and fighting for. This 19 truo in business and it Is truo In developing ones culture and ones mind and It Is certainly true in tho pursuit of love. Hurry-up romances have hurry-up finishes. There are girls of eighteon in this town who boast that they have been engaged a dozen times already. There are men in this town who have been married two or three times and still havo an overwhelming curiosity about tho girl that sits opposite them In tho street car. Casual experiences dull tho fine sensitiveness of tho 'soul. Love is like tho old galvanic battery. The first two or three experiments give you a great "kick but after a while you can turn the handle way around and you are hardly aware of the sen sation at all. Constant repetition of sot phrases and set gestures brings nbout the shopworn soul and present ly tho chronic philanderer, man or woman begins to sheer and sniff at love and declare it ain't so. Khopworn souls. Tho descent Is swift and irre vocable. From the superfine shelves to "the bargain table and from the bargain table to tho thranh-heap. It Isn't' pleasant to think about It but it is profitable to do so onco In a while, my children. The Secret of Tasty Cooking Meal9 prepared by some one else, fre quently taste better than your own. You ca.n .be u.su.re people will say how good things tasted at your house, when you use KITCHEN BOUQUET. It is the secret of tasty cooking. Start the meal with a real tasty soup. Add a tablespoonful of KITCHEN BOUQUET just before taking off the stove. Your grocer sells lots of KITCHEN BOUQUET Health Insurance for the Whole Family For Economical Transportation 5-passenger Touring $635.00 , f. o. b. Medford Patton and Robinson, Inc. REMOVAL SALE ill BsssssseiwvsaisBMSssjaMMaaaaat r ''Vte Trclton tlicr never "xvux n tlmo wlini hold I n' til mirror lip t' nut nro wiiz as overworked ns Jt Is t'Onjr. or nil th1 publicity .'rxprrfa' u' lorisr-nosctl, iinliaiilly married woman takes th' cake. . of head or throat is usually benefited b7 th vapors of VapoRub Ovtir 1 7 Million Jar UieJ Yearly For the Man Who Smokes And who of them doesn't the gift of cigars, cigarettes or a pipe is as welcome as pay night. We have them in Gift Boxes. To the women folks who would include these gifts this Christmas we will extend ev ery courtesy and assistance in helping them to select not only the appropriate things in this line, but a quality that will appeal to the man. JENSEN & DALLEY 220 W. Main for balance of 1923 put on . FREE OF CHARGE on any NEW CAR sold prior to January 1, 1924 The Busy Corner motor Co. I T Mi Hotel Manx Powell St. at O'Farrell. SAN FRANCISCO 3fl( Shopping District K nwlj bouiilicd Heltl .. r nw.it. 111. riiiln to S.K Fun cico! New fwnnluno of or.tun.l chirm t.J comfort. . lobb? dncn.J lo proviso the onruMphcre of fclunom k,ro. .nd . Room, caniiderrd ao- of At M m Ain4nco.il p na .. I k tV HARVEY M. TOY, Managing Licenses ee-ntr.bolc (I 111 r t i. rAc only hotrl PLAN tlSjS Owner i
