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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
Cllnry bo! Oregon hns anntlipr enn
dltluto for tho US. Sonnlo. Ilo HtandB
for economy no doubt, rli;ld iind,
ho adds to tho BwcotneHs of a swoel
oollootlon. .Llko his rivals for tho
honor,, who aro proparod to battlo for
ovorythlnft from moro trcoH In tho
hills, to innssncrclnB tho taxos, tho
nowcomor is sllont aB tho frozon
North, on tho iiionnco of tho shlrttail
and tho mntik In public nffalrs. Of
courao ho favors rollof to tho farmers
and law onforcomont. Ho is no dif
ferent from tho other senatorial aspi
rants. Not a one has tho Kilts to bo
fearlous on nn issue that really mat
ters, or Is llablo to mako anybody
mad. . What this commonwealth
needs, Is a red-blooded, four-squnro,
.unterrlfled, up-to-tho mlnuto candi
date, who will como out openly1 and
defiantly, for more sunshlno in the
hearts, and tho streets.
A ycarllilsr 41 tested out tho stabil
ity of a phono polo Tues., and found
ItH powers of rcslstanco ducopllvo.
It must dlsRimt a prominent lint
hater, to flirt with puoumonla, nnd
got tho croup.
Old EtM Illnim has a $10 don, and
the next thinn tho nuiHsoa know ho
will bo declaring an armlstlco with
tho Meet Trust, which has stood up
tinder his pile driver punchos for 13
years, or more.
1HGNITY IX THE DAKX
(Klntnatli News)
Herbert Gordon yanked tho
liicteul fluid from tho fenuilo ho
vlncs at tho Turner dairy during
tho visit of Mr. and Mrs. Turner
In tho county scat.
. The Ku Klux Klnn favors Krown
J'rlnco McAdoo for Prosldont. If our
own Boction of tho Republican party
behaves llko it did in Wi. It will yell
for KooIUIro and voto for him, and
then awonr they did nothing of tho
kind, In the faco of tho returns show
ing othorwiso.
Frank nailing, first 1023 hunting
victim, returned with two of his ears
riddled with shot. (Chlco Kntor
prlso.) How did tho rest of Ilia oars
como out? ,
Mr. Guy Ieonard nf Fresno. Calif.,
In In our midst. Mr. Leonard flaunts
a C. Chaplin mustachulto that Is too
much ovon for his own folks.
Tho toy automobiles don't function
any bolter than tho full grown -masterpieces
of tin.
T1II2 IM'MAX lllHIlt MAT
(Gold Hill News)
A very conipleto and ngreealilo
surprlso vna served llov. Call at
tho M. 13. imi'Bonngo hero liiHt
Huturday night when Bcvoral of
Ills church members walked in on
him and helped colebrato his
C4th birthday.
A l.ADY TALKS
Ab a Btngor I'm a maybe, hut I can
try. I took Iohhoiib from n profcHsor
of -music in llozoman. Montana, anil
ho told mo 1 was full-tlmmtrd. I
havo novor hud any reason to doubt
bin word in tho slightest, and am
guilty until proven otherwise. I'll
bet 1 can wnrblo right now as good ns
Bomd of them, who blush when they
hear, Sweet Papa, Ho Went Away
I can rhop up Chopin with tho next
I one. Whon I rare back and yell. Ham
nn', make It a pair. Railroad, you
can't detect n nasal tone. And, the
sheff comes bnck in a tender bass,
"On the fire, girlie!" I'm sure death
to a ballad, but shucks! my urtlsttr
career was slapped In tho gnxoukus.
tlmo and pluco unknown. If you
don't get me something for Christ
inas, you'vo had your day. JuM for
got me, if you're tired of fresh bread
throo dabs of butter, and cream for
your Java, that the boss saves tor hin-
Melf. You'ro in tho clover, and don't
1-eallzo it. Hobbcd her hair. Feels
much bettor, but don't look It. In ho
comes nil slicked ' up, and starts
hoom to take mo joyriding- He's a
flip person. So ho told his funny
Htory to the female on tho Inst station.
It takes all kind of people to nuiko a
world, don't you think? It sure does
look llko It sometimes. Chuo! Choo!
Outskl!
Arnett Tiros, hare taken the con
tract with Mr. Bradbury of Dairy of
unloading tho fuel oil to bo used In
the oil well at that place. (Dorrls
News). Oood prospects for oil.
FOR RENT Furnished room for
..nii.mnn looking both wnys. (SF.
Bulletin). Cock-eyed roomer wanted.
FORD'S ENDORSEMENT OF (JOOLIDGE.
HENRY FORD'S public aimouneemcnt that ho will under no cir
cumstances bo a candidate against President Coolidge, and will
support the President if he is nominated, might be expected, 'under
normal circumstances, to effectively terminate the Ford Loom.
But the conditions surrounding Mr. Ford's candidacy arc not nor
mal and probably nothing short of a burial certificate will end it.
For the enthusiasm for Mr. Ford is not based upon Ford, the man,
but Ford the Myth, and as long as
dinary hysteria to place the world's
will continue.
If a few of the Ford fanatics
they feel, this pronouncement 'by
mistake. Hut they refuse to think at all. They persist in spito of all
evidence to the contrary, to picture the great automobile genius, as u
pi-cat political- genius, a miracle
lems, domestic and foreign, with a
this country into a Paradise of milk
So tho Ford pronouncement will
mination of the Ford Uloc to throw tho Fordianj chaixMiu into the
ring, in spite of Henry's herculean efforts to keep it on his head.
This is human nature. Once arouse sufficient emotional pressure, and
resistance only increases it.
In a lucid interval perhaps some
porters might sec somo light if they would ask themselves to explain
Mr. Ford's endorsement of President Coolidgc. Explain why they do
not feel inclined to follow- their idol's lead, and support President
Coolidgc.
The answer, of course, is that they believe Mr. Ford to bo a very
different type than ilie President. But essentially ho is not. lie is
politically a conservative, he believes in leaving politics to politicians
who aro siufe and sane. His real interests and abilities lie in directions
absolutely non-political.
Ford, the Miracle -Mun, isn't
Miracle Man, let us repeat, is a myth. ''
QUILL
The junker who says the Fatherland needs
means a Wilhclm.
When you hear a man say that
means that he has got his.
The family circle can endure almost any kind of strain except that
imposed by an eternal triangle.
Correct this sentence : "I'm fifty-two,
feel a day older than I did at thirty."
There will be everlasting peace
and uncover when a pacifist passes
Constitutional rights aro those that can't bo denied j'ou if you
have a lawyer of sufficient reputation. ,
It must be a sourco of great gratification to. the Crown Prince to
read that the Allies think him a menace.
If you leach a boy that money isn't everything, don't blame him
if ho takes a white-collar job instead of laying bricks.
It's a disappointing world, and by the lime n mortal ceases to be
liove in Santa Claus ho begins to believe in politicians. -.
If at last you are persuaded that
ten Bavu your precious self, you aro
If a man makes a better mouse
path to his door and invito him to
A prominent reformer has been arrested for speeding,
scheduled to make a speech on lawlessness and ho was late.
AVhen a man says that, after all, the first business of a college
is to impart knowledge, he menus that his favorite eleven got licked.
Correct this sentence: "Aw,
yju mean that every single bit of
The woman who does her own washing iins one consolation. She
never has to sleep in ii hend harness to reduce tho number of her chins.
RIpplingRhumos
HELPING
ITAKK AN' KlIO lo Gaffer Gray, whose hen's no longer laying;
"You've saved my lifo this blessed day," I hear tho old mail
saying; "for I've rheumatics in my legs, and cilnuot earn my liv
ing, and I was suffering for eggs, which henfruit you arc giving."
I hope he'll soon be rid of pain, and go my way, remarking, "I
surely have not lived in vain, relieving care, that's carking. To
make a heartsick fellow smile, to put food in his manger that
graft is surely worth the while of any pilgrim stranger. V I'm
often bored by life's routine, and all my chores cause friction;
I'm tired of burning gasoline and reading kiekless fiction; I'm
tired of statesmen and their spiels, of vital theme ond question;
I'm tired of sitting up to meals, I'm tired of indigestion. ,','AU
earthly things have lost their lure," I say to my Aunt Patty; "wo
only suffer and endure ns we grow old and batty." And then I
hear of some poor guy whom fate has sorely smitten; I carry him
a custard pie, and eagerly it's bitten. "Tho gods reward you,"
mutters he, "you'vo brought a glimpse of heaven; accept my
blessing No. 3; nf Series XXVII." And so I my to people bored
by stagnant griefs and others, "Oo forth and blow your nmplo
hoard, and help your ailing brothers."
the Myth continues, this extraor
richest mdn in tho White Houso
' 1 f r id"
would only think half as hard as
Mr. Ford, would show thoin their
man who could solve all their prob
wave of the lumd, and transform
and honey overnight.
probably only increase tho deter
of tho more thoughtful Ford sup
that typo. . True. But Ford, the
POINTS
a helm doubtless
all ho wants is to be let alone, he
' he declared, "and I don't
soon after people learn to stand
by. ' 7 '
all things in the world aro rot
a Young Intellectual.
trap, the world will make a beaten
address 7032 clubs. ,
Ho was
Mamma," wailed little Willie, "do
that turkey hash is gone!"
OUT.
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
. Notkd Phytietan and Author
Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to di
sease diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Or. Brady If a stamped,
self addressed envelope Is enclosed. Letters should bs brief and written In
Ink. Owing to the large number of letters received, only a few can be an
swered here. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instruc
tions. Address Dr. William Brady, In care of this newspaper.
Tho Wrong
When fi plain doctor, ' llko the
helmsiutin ot this column avers that
' " It Is a mistake to
seek a heart spec
ialist because ' you
havo pain around
the heart, or . a
stomach specialist
bocause you huvo
neuritis, tho mo
tive will bo ques
tioned by those
who nro fond of
trying" specialists
Let us quote an In-
stance to illustrate
tho motive;
confined to his homo for several,
weeks because of a form of paraly
sis which caused pain and disability
of the legs. Ho had somo friends,
and tho friends were quite naturally
interested: Friend like, they presum
ed upon their relationship to advise
tho young man what ho should do.
One would not glvo him peace until
ho dropped his doctor and called In
a healer who acquired hs education
via the mail. This healer was con
fident he could euro tho young man
In 30 treatments. The patient took
about a dozen of the treatments and
then concluded to surrender his right
to tho rest which he had paid for in
advance. Next a masseur was Bum-I
uioned, who felt confident ho could
eliminate tho nervo pressure and rc-
store good uso ot tho limbs. Ho tried
for a few weeks, with unhappy re
sults. Finally a nerve specialist was
consulted. Ho diagnosed myelitis
(Rplnal chord Inflammation) and pre
dicted (to tho relatives) a fatal Is
sue. - . - (
Discouraged
. . , ,
iiuiji.-11-bs, mu juuiik
mun consented-to- havo an ordinary
doctor attend him nnd do what ho
could to ease his final dayB. of course,
--iiu aim uo wnai iiu.
wiu uiu uuu-iur was sore, uio lamny
assumed, and so a young tyro, new
to tho neighborhood, was called. First
thing ho did when ho entered tho
room was to exclaim, "Whew!"
Then, to himself, "Must bo something
defunct around hero." Ho proceeded
to, examine the patient from tho
oquator north and Bouth to tho poles.
'Pretty bad tonsils. They'll havo to
como, out," .
Woll, a man will catch at a straw.
Tho tonsils wcro romoved by a
tliront specialist, wo aro glad to re
mark and . th!o patient stood tho
operation well Tho tonsils wore
pretty thoroiy permeated with septic
foci pus-pockots. From this condi
tion tho odor in tho room had origi
nated. ijonn afterward tho young map be-
Oregon News
in Brief
BAKER, Ore. W. H. Strayer of
Raker has announced his candidacy
for tho democratic nomination for tho
United States senato In tho primaries
to bo held next Maj'.
Mr. strayer has not yet announced
his plans, but it Is certain ho will
ongago In a most active campaign
ovory nlok and cornor of tho stuto.
i
Tho legal battle over tho compul
sory public school attendanco law, a
fight that probably will reach tho su
premo court of tho United States,
actually got under way Tuesday when
Covornor Pierce, I. (II, Van Wlnklo.
attorney general, and Stanley Myers,
district attorney for Multnomah
county, wero served with a copy of
tho suit for a restraining order filed
In tho federal court hero lust July by
the Hill Military acadomy of Port
laud. Tho Portland; school nttneks the
law on tho ground that It violates the
constitution ot tho United States In
that it takes property without due
process of law and denies to the
scliool equal ' protection . tho laws
and Impairs tho; obligations of the
contracts of the plaintiff.
, .
WASHINGTON1, D. C Tho Cool-
ldgo campaign managors. through
James B. Reynolds, have selected I.
L. Patterson to be tho Oregon man
ager of the Coolldgo enmpnign. Mr.
Patterson has indicated to Mr. Bey-
noids his at-coptanco of tho appoint
ment. I. L. Patterson of Eola, Polk coun
ty. Oregon. Is one of tho best known
republicans In the state. Ho hna been
t I 4 i 4 i
Ladies!
You can get a fine selection of
$1.25 to $1.50 Ties
FOR "HIM'? - -
at 95c in Xmas Boxes
Springer & Lee
Opposite Rialto . Open Evenings
& & I- & & &'
Specialist
gan to improve. In throo months he
returned to his shop cured.
Jlis "myelitis" was really a multiple
neuritis, caused by local infection, as
is most neuritis.
Moral: A frlond is an acquaintance
who feels Impelled to suggest tho
Dost trcatmont and doesn't. '
QCliSTIONS AND ANSWERS.
A fuse for Punishment.
My father drinks very much and
often comes home Intoxicated. This
grieves my mother verv much. Is
tno""o anything I could give him. put
- " coiroe, to stop his craving for
drink? Miss T. M. c.
Answer. rso. If your
father Is
"""S 9 e c"rc. ho can bo cured
by proper medical treatment In a hos
pital where he can be under expert
control for a period of two or three
wjicks, Some appropriate punishment
should bo meted, put to tho persons
who provldo tho poison in cases like
this and for the persons who by their
Influence encourugo tho poisoners In
ineir business..
Putso and Itosninitlon,
Will you please, tell mo how to tako
tho pulso and respiration and whut
Is normal for adults? I know how
to tako the temperature. Mrs. 8. P.
Answer A now book, "Homo Nurs.
Ing," by Emma Louise Molis, will help
you to count tho pulso and respira
tions. It Is published by W. B.
Saunders Co., W. Washington square,
Philadelphia, Pa
Raw Eggs and Wine.
j-ieaso advise whether raw eggs
and wine nro a good blood builder
Mrs. J. A. E.
Answer A raw egg can give tho
Dody nothing which is not in a' cooked
t1 1' l In r.n th. -.11 i ..
. ".-., .no es uiiuiiiiii ia more
oomilloto V durn.1t.wl u-h.. nl,A
Thn u-in la innr Hni,...
strength, onergy
concerned It 1
strength, onercv nr hU ,.,ilrfl
furnishes less of any
of these than a similar riuantity of
iniiK aoes. The Ilush produced by tho
temporary relaxation or paralyzatlon
of tho surface vessels gives a false
sense of warmth nnd H false appear-
unco of circulatory stimulation and
a falno suggestion of "more blood.'
Cancer Ago.
What Is tho earliest ago a woman
can havo cancer? Does any lump
under the skin in any part of tho body
uuuoio cancorl Does cancer amibar
In either married or slnglo women?
Miss II. K.
Answer Cancer may occur in a
person of cither sex and at nnv nee.
Most lumps under the skin are not of
serious Import. Single and married
women aro equally subject to cancer.
(Copyright, National Nowspnper
Service)
attracted to tho standard of President
Coolldgo by tho hitter's recent mes
sage In which tho president is com
mitted to the policy of tax- reduction.
COMMUNICATIONS
Defends Prof. Englehnrdt
To tho Editor: I was surprised and
pained on reading of a peonage charge
against prorossor Englohardt. in tho
Mall Tribune Doc. 14th. Tho profes
sor is our nearest neighbor, and I
want to say right hore, a better could
not bo wished for. Tho Stedor hoys
havo been over with Mr. Englohardt
many times, nnd I sco no reason for
thorn to jcomplaln, and none was
niado. They wore simply mombcrs
of his family and wero treated as
such, boing his sister's boys.
I havo met Mr. Kauthauscn nt our
plnco and al tho Englohardt home,
and tho only complaint made was of
tho cxcesslvo heat in tho hay flold.
. MUS. J. SCOTT,
Doc. 17, 1923.
Sevon tourist cars and tholr occu
pants wcro guosts of tho Merrick
Motor Inn last night.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
SHERIFF
I hereby announce myself a candi
date for tho nomination of Sheriff of
Jackson County on' tho Republican
ticket subject to tho voters of said
county nt tho primaries in May. It
nominated and elected I pledgo my
self and tho deputies whSm I shall
appoint to cnfnreo all laws Including
tho 18th Amondmont with efficiency
and economy... If you do not wont tho
laws enforced do not vote for me.
D. A.' LYONS. Central Point.
tf
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I I
TIIE GREATEST THING IS THE
WOULD
by Laurel Grav
Shopworn Souks
Do you remember tho little poem I
handed on to-youT about Edna Millay?
The tana b6ut burning one's candle
at'both ends? ; It was all very beautl-
t v i . ful and It gave
mo a thrill tho
first tlmo I read
It and Htlll gives
mo a thrill. But
after all, the
troublo with the
most of us is that
we aro trying- to
got too much out
of lifo with the
1 o a s t p o s slblc
trouble. "What's
worth possessing
at all Is wprth
Ufnlllnn t,..
working Tor and fighting for. This
19 truo in business and it Is truo In
developing ones culture and ones
mind and It Is certainly true in tho
pursuit of love. Hurry-up romances
have hurry-up finishes. There are
girls of eighteon in this town who
boast that they have been engaged a
dozen times already. There are men
in this town who have been married
two or three times and still havo an
overwhelming curiosity about tho girl
that sits opposite them In tho street
car. Casual experiences dull tho fine
sensitiveness of tho 'soul. Love is
like tho old galvanic battery. The
first two or three experiments give
you a great "kick but after a while
you can turn the handle way around
and you are hardly aware of the sen
sation at all. Constant repetition of
sot phrases and set gestures brings
nbout the shopworn soul and present
ly tho chronic philanderer, man or
woman begins to sheer and sniff at
love and declare it ain't so. Khopworn
souls. Tho descent Is swift and irre
vocable. From the superfine shelves
to "the bargain table and from the
bargain table to tho thranh-heap. It
Isn't' pleasant to think about It but it
is profitable to do so onco In a while,
my children.
The Secret
of Tasty
Cooking
Meal9 prepared by
some one else, fre
quently taste better
than your own. You
ca.n .be u.su.re people
will say how good
things tasted at your
house, when you use
KITCHEN BOUQUET.
It is the secret of tasty
cooking. Start the
meal with a real tasty
soup.
Add a tablespoonful of
KITCHEN BOUQUET
just before taking off
the stove.
Your grocer sells lots of
KITCHEN BOUQUET
Health Insurance
for the Whole Family
For Economical Transportation
5-passenger Touring
$635.00
, f. o. b. Medford
Patton and Robinson, Inc.
REMOVAL
SALE
ill
BsssssseiwvsaisBMSssjaMMaaaaat
r
''Vte Trclton tlicr never "xvux n
tlmo wlini hold I n' til mirror lip
t' nut nro wiiz as overworked ns
Jt Is t'Onjr. or nil th1 publicity
.'rxprrfa' u' lorisr-nosctl, iinliaiilly
married woman takes th' cake. .
of head or throat is usually
benefited b7 th vapors of
VapoRub
Ovtir 1 7 Million Jar UieJ Yearly
For the Man Who Smokes
And who of them doesn't
the gift of cigars, cigarettes
or a pipe is as welcome as
pay night. We have them in
Gift Boxes.
To the women folks who
would include these gifts this
Christmas we will extend ev
ery courtesy and assistance
in helping them to select not
only the appropriate things
in this line, but a quality
that will appeal to the man.
JENSEN & DALLEY
220 W. Main
for balance
of 1923
put on .
FREE OF
CHARGE
on any
NEW CAR
sold prior to
January 1, 1924
The Busy Corner
motor Co.
I
T
Mi
Hotel Manx
Powell St. at O'Farrell.
SAN FRANCISCO
3fl( Shopping District
K nwlj bouiilicd Heltl ..
r nw.it. 111. riiiln to S.K Fun
cico! New fwnnluno of or.tun.l
chirm t.J comfort. . lobb? dncn.J
lo proviso the onruMphcre of
fclunom k,ro. .nd .
Room, caniiderrd ao- of At M
m Ain4nco.il
p na .. I k tV
HARVEY
M. TOY,
Managing
Licenses
ee-ntr.bolc (I
111 r t i. rAc only hotrl
PLAN tlSjS
Owner
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