Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, November 28, 1923, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextPAOE FOUTC fEDFOTn MATT; TT7T?.TTStE, MEnPOTCD, OREfiOy. WEDNESDAY, XOVEMTTET? 2S. 1023 SSedford Mail Tribune AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER PUBLISHED EVERT AFTERNOON ri BXCEPT BUND AT, BY Till X ED FORD PiUNTINO CO. Medford Sunday lrornlm Bun 47 daily newspaper.- ; Offloa Mall Tribune Bullalns. It-IT-ll Norui Kir street, rnon v. A consolidation of the Democratic ?lms.- toe Uedford Mail, the Medford rlbuns, Jthe Southern Oreionuui. The Aaniana 'j riDune. -ROBERT W. RUHU BattoTv - BUMPTEK SMITH. UlUftr. BY ,UAIf.ln Ailvnnce:' 1II with Sunday Bun, yar7.lo Lmlh tiunduy Sun, mouth .75 . .1 '!!, i;hut. Sunday Bun, year. .60 ' I'all. without Sunday Sun, mouth .6b Rv ili Uhii Tribune, one year 1.00 Hunrfuv .&in, 'one year. . , 1.00 l ;.RttM,, In Medford. Aahland, aeaaiuvlllis. Central Point, Phoenix, Talent and on ttlKliwaye: v" Pally, wllh Sunaay Sun. month ,71 Dally, without Sunday Bun, month .M Dally, without Sunday Sun. year- 7.50 Dallv. with Hunday Hun. one year s.or All tarma by carrier, caah In advance. Sintered ss - aeconrt Oram matter al Uedrord, Oregon, under act ot March I. 1(7. Official paper of the City of Medford. uxxioiai paper oi jwhiivii wiumij. The only paper pei-weou tauirene. Ore., and Sacramento, Oallf., a dlatanoe oi pver 600 mllea, having leaaed wire Also Hated Frees Bervtee. - MKUhBHM OF TKa AbbOCIATKD Te Associated Prea I exclusively a titled to the uae for republication of I new dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited In thla paper, and alto to the local newa published herein. All righta of republication of apeeuW gtapatohea herein are alao reserved. fi Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Parry. Tomorrow la ThankftKlvIng, bounti ful was the harvest, and tho fishing fair; ' ' Nobody hnd to phone tho boiiIrI undertaker to hurry down to tho Muln Stem crosatng; much hulr wuh bobbed; No blizzard of bunk swept the val ley, and there are no signs of kuIhk crazy pver Honry Ford for presldont so far; ..The. rainfall waft shy ns usual, and some 'of the tlllublo land was any about flowing Itself; "Whereas," was not employed full time,- and six leading citizens could put tholr feet under a tuble, without singing; . No ' wandering chock forgor came along to hornswoggle our merohantB on a busy Saturday night, and the grand Jury quit Investigating the sheriff; C. Palm "fulfilled an oft rendorod threat to build on Muln and Fir; and the west end of the leading traffic urtery still . retains Its permanent wave;'.' i ' Youth skinned out for college, and returned with noso width C. Chaplin mustaches; and some who wore blondes are now brunettes, and re verse; Autos lockod fendcrii, but nobody was to. blamo; r , .. Dormant lay the Itoguo River Fish bill, apd the Governor ,came not to orate; Gossip died as a com'muuHy Indus try, but the equipment Is Intact; and enforaomerit of the Prohibition law has not bankrupted tho county, yt; The Great Wur has beon forgotten, nnd silk shirts are worn not; puttees no longer rage; ' . ' v " All tho hunters of tho fleet-footed deer, returned whole, and It was a dull day last March, when a new club was not organized; ' . Tourists cumo and hiOBt of thorn got away; and there was a brilliant display ot farm products and politic ians at the County fair; The year 'has been good; likewise most of the population. . FOR fcUTTINO VHICICH (La Grando Observer) ' The postmaster at Crescent, Oregon, issued a complaint against hlhiBolf for selling a quart of t)0oxo'' for flvo dollars. Forest drove, Oregon got some advertising -today, which ' hurt ''em. last night bad men heaved bad eggs at Saints parading In their nightshirts. The price: of turkey Is low enough this time to keep people from saying: "We'd rather have chicken, anyway. It's better meat." .. . FOrt SAl.fc Well-cured corn on tho ear. lc per lb. (Kugeno Register) No place for a bunion. THK HKNTI'TR. It's pretty 'tough, at fifty-one, To figure that your raco Is run; It's pretty tough to feel that you Have dona the best that you could do; , To find your fnco nil lined with care And silver streaking thru your hnlr; To see your stai of hope grow dim Along the path that might have been. Just at the time a homo would bo Your haven .from life's stormy sou; Just when, in youth, you'd hoped nnd prayed Your feet would strike tho easy grade. And now, with courage on tho wnne With not a bouI hut you to blame You struggle on nnd on nnd on, And In your heart there la no song To cheer yoti, na you start to climb The last hill in the path of time, You hive no homo save what hire . you Your rent goes up and then Jumps higher And lm your span of life you've spent Tho price of ten homes inlying rent. Kxehnnge. lii VCATARJRHAL JQXY M "iidlraaiaieatllaraEt I HON PON, MINNEAPOLIS, MINN. SENATOR JOHNSON THE OPENING boom of the Johnsonian gun is decidedly dis appointing. ' As expected the California senator opposes foreign'entanglements, as expected he favors the fanners and opposes the railroads; also as expected ho is for a soldiers' bonus. In fact aside from the recommendation of a decrease in the in come tax rate, there is nothing in Senator Johnson's long heralded opening address which is either new or particularly interesting. When a politician of the Johnson type fails to startle, when he fails to evolve something vital, when he indulges in mere verbal spar ring and registers no clean-cut knock-outs, he is riding to a certain fill. i Of course it is not entirely Senator Johnson's fault. His chief opponent is a very elusive performer. As a defensive fighter Presi dent Coolidge deserves the title of California senator no doubt swung night with his well known combative ardor, but he. didn't land. In stead of meeting tho presidential circumambient ether. Trying to picture President Coolidge ns an advocate of foreign en tanglements, when only a few weeks She only foreign conmiittemeiit that makes Johnson appear somewhat As Ambassador R. AV. Child Coolidge policy is not one of splendid isolation, it is one of "detached activity." That is an excellent phrase, quite worthy of the man who was named ambassador to Italy for In other words President Coolidge believes the United States should do her part in attempting to becoming involved in any foreign Whether that policy is right or our 'tempestuous Hiram is fighting. So the first Johnsonian shot is, opening volley does not justify any diction that the California senator, the republican nomination this year, QUILL The five gseat powers now are and Stinnes. An old master is a man who forgers who copied him. Tho motorist of yosttirycar spent he wasn't pinned there. Things have come to a queer and thank God for Mexico. " Tho most exasperating man 'is antl is so polite you arc ashamed to You can say ono thing about appendix a breathing spell. "It is difficult to avoid a draft and get fresh air. an overdraft you get the air promptly. i Coolidge is a disappointment in nagging nt a mail who won't 'unswer Tho honeymoon is over when he and she says: "I believe I'll put an THE SERVICE DRIVE up for a quart of gas, upon my costly tires ; my car, of shining tin and brass, such nourishment requires. Ami blithe young 'men in spotless wl'iite como tripping to lny van; their smiles are glad, their eyes arts bright they love their fellownian. They fill tlio works with sparkling oil, the tank with lusoious juice, ami they're exulting in their toil, they're glad to bo of use. They fill my 'tires with, priceless air, they see tho wheels run true, they're dodging round hie everywhere, to see what they 'can tlo. The young men selling gasoline make life a brighter thing; they have tho graces of a queen, they chortle and they sing. If they have grief or carking woo they hide tho same away; they smile like Utona as they go about my panting dray. They wel come mo when I draw nigh, as though I were a peer; tlnd when I leave a fond good-by is. ringing in my car. I burn up all tho gas I can to give mo an excuse for. driving up in 'my old van and buying up more 'juice. For I will always spend a yen and no re gret evince, to see n bunch of blithe. young men pretend that I'm a prince. i 'IBS' s FIRES A "DUD." a political Tommy Gibbons. The both left and right at Chicago Inst solar plexus, he merely pierced the ago the president withdrew from his administration has attempted, ridiculous. ........... .. stated in New York last night the. his ability to coin them. restore peace in Europe, without political agreements. wrong, it is certainly not the policy plainly a dud. The long heralded modification of our original pre when he decided ti start out for made a serious political blunder. POINTS America, England, Prance, Japan could paint almost as well as the a lot of time wider the ear, but pass when wo can look at Europe the oho whp calls on your busy ilay cuss him. this gland craze. It gives tho old ftut if it's some ways. There's no ftln in back. forgets to shave in tho morning onion in this potato salad." STATION. Personal Health fcy WILLIAM BRADV,.M. D. NoUd Phytlcian and Author Signed 'letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to di sease diagnosis or treatment, will bs answered by Dr. Brady If a stamped, self addressed envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In Ink. Owing to the large number of letters received, only a few can bs an swered hers. No reply can be mads to queries not conforming to Instruc tions. Address Dr. William Brady, In cars of this newspaper. Tho Myntcrles Nearly every one wonders some tiWiea why minor cuts and abrasions heal quickly or well In this Instance and slowly or only after prolonged festering In that. I know why, of course. Anyway I have a theory about it a theory which I hope will not seem ridiculous. My explanation of the quick heal ing in the one instance and the poor or slow healing in the other is very simple. But here it Js take it or leavd it, as you please: Ah I have said re peatedly, the heal ing of any,soro or wound or ulcer goes on at a certain nor mal rate when na ture Is unimpeded; no human power can appr e c 1 a b 1 y hasten the process. tho it is YeTy easy and indeed a very popular custom delaying natural heal ing .by all sorts of unwise treatment. So. according to my explanation, and I am sure I. am right, because this is pure elementary physiology, quick healing requires no further explan ation; it is what happens naturally when the healing process is not inter fered with. - Healing, under a policy of hands off or let alone, if such a policy were practicable, goes on precisely at the rato of growth. Until somebody dis covers ' an agent which will hasten human growth or the growth of any part of the body, it Is- absurd and childish to imagine that there is any known means of "healing" or hasten ing tho healing of a wound or sore. All that even the most skillful care or treatment can accomplish is some thing approaching the ideal let alone policy or, in other words, that mode of treatment or ,that remedy which protects the sore or wound from mis- chievious or harmful interference is the best first and last aid to healing. The ideal to strive for in the care of the slightest abrasion or the most terrible wound is scientific neglect. Scientific means with knowledge. It does take expert knowledge and such skill as only the trained physician and surgeon has to gain the, inestimable advantage of scientific neglect in tho enre or treatment of any wound, tri fling or severe. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS A IjCtfch for Qutiuty . .'Would you adidee me to put a leech or blondvHUGker on my throat, on the HI GROWS THICK -?p D SHEAUTIrtlL fp ) 35c "Dander Ine" Does Wonders for Lifeless, Neglected Hair Oirll A pleamy moss of luxuriant hair full of uIobb, lustre and life nhnrt.lv frtllnwit a cenuinc tomn UD of neglected scalps with dependable iMnderint'. Knllinfr linlr. itrhlnp scnln and the dnndrair in corrected immediately. Thin, Satisfaction A stiit tailored cxpjrcssly for you as. you, would have it out of cloth of yottr own selection gives you a kind of satisfaction that you can't get in any other way. The feel of it is different it oxpressos your own individu alityit sets you apart from the crowd. And yet, the price is no more than you wovrkl have to pay for a suit of similar quality manufactured in bulk. Over 600 patterns to select from. Priced $29.75 up. . SPRINGER & LEE The Men's Shop , Opposite Rialto Theatre Automobile Owners Time to Take Your Profit If you have owned a' car for ten years without carrying liability and property damage Insurance and hove escaped paying any claims for Injuries to persons or damage to other's property, your Barings amounts to about 1200.00. It would be perfectly safo to state that traffic on the streets to day Is almost double that of even two years ago and It would be Just as safe to say that the number of accidents hove been doubled as well. It yon have had a favorable experience In the past It la about time to cover up nnd take your profit. Let us dive you our rates and show you our policy. McCurdy-Daniels Insurance Agency, Inc. MEDFORO NATIONAL BANK BLDQ. Phone one-two three. Service of Healing outside over the region of the tonsil? My tonsils have always been sore since I had diphtheria a year ago. I was in the hospital two weeks. Some say It couldn't have been diphtheria as It would have lasted longer and that it must have been just tonsllltis. The doctor said my heart would be weak for months. Our family doctor advised me to have my tonsils re moved but I didn't know whether It would be safe on account of my heart. . . , My uncle used a leech on his throat and was never again troubled with quinsy, which he had had every year. (Mrs. M. O.) Answer. No; tho I don't think the leech would do any harm. You hud better follow your family doctor's ad vice, even tho your heart is weak. Maybe he wants to keep your heart from getting weaker. The notion that your hospital Illness could not have been diphtheria because It lasted only two weeks is just stuff. Lather and Hliavo I have been told by girl frionds that hair is beBt removed from the under-: arms by. shaving It off. Wilt you please explain how this Is done? (M. P. H.) 'Answer.- Just lather up and shave, using a safety razor. Toilet goods dealers Bell a Uttlo safety razor espec ially Intended for this use. Why Teachers Catch Coryza I would appreciate your advlco or opinion regarding , taking the cold scrum for the purpose of becoming immune to colds thru the .winter. Other teachers who, like myself, suf-jl ier rrom irequent winter colds, will also be Interested. These constantly recurring colds pull, -onedown, and the best of hygienia living does not protect. It is impossible to preserve the Brady five foot limit in school at all times. Our physician finds no ab normality in:my nose or throat, mere ly not a strong physique. (W. T. E.) Answer. I do not think 'any uac-. terin ("vaccine") or scrum has proved satisfactory, as a prophylactic against coryza or other respiratory infections which are unidentified. You're a Now York teacher and perhaps exposed much of the time to foul air in tho school room. New .York schools are usually overheated and not sufficient ly yentllatetl. I believe the ventilators were 'recently . condemned -'as ;worth less. Unless the ventilating engineer Insists upon keeping the room sup plied with foiil air, a window or two fitted with full frame muslin screen might solve the ventilation problem in. your room and'prove a boon to the health and mental alertness of teach er and pupils. dry, wispy or fading hair la quickly in-1 vigorated, tnking on newetrength, color : and youthful beauty. "Dandorino". is delightful en the hair; a refreshing, stimulating tonic not sticky or greasy I ' Any drugstore. , TTTE GREATEST TirTXiB IN THE " ' WORliD ,' " ' '' , by Laurel drav , ,, . . Sensible sentluK'ntullHW. . i: it Isn't imuos8ibleiaDe a sentimen talist and a sensible person at one and .... . the same time. A great many have accomplished It. To be in lovo means . that the lover and the be loved -assum lng thnt the at traction is inu tual nre . too often Insensible to .- the .common requirements of society. The renl intense and deep love doesn't care m ire h -whether school keeps' or not, so far as tne rest of the world s concerned. But this Is a mistaken .policy for even a Paola and Francesda to pursue. For It'is written in the book that we moy 'l'Jnrn only by experience our -own pri vate personal intimate experiences. And the more blindly we carry on, regardless of the rights and privileges and opinion of other 'folks the longer will be 'deferred 'the wisdom nnd knowledge upon which numan happiness Is built. It is all very well for a Juck and his Jinny to close their oyes to the practical sldo of lite, but sooner or Inter those loving eyes must be opened, nnd the world and society, nnd the gossips and the playboys out side, must be tnken into consideration. You enn't defy your neighbors and get nway with it. Discretion is the one thing thnt all lovers hesitate to employ In their 'conduot and at-the same time the one essential thing most needed. One may be in love and be common-sensible at the same time, I am willing to admit It seems a waste or eltort to nave common sense wnen one -has a -sweetie all to oneself. But you can't stick out your tongue at old Mrs. Orunily not unless you are willing to pay tho penalty Of being misunderstood, defamed, and 'maybe Ignored. Be sentimental If you will but do try nnd be sensible. (Copyright John F. nille Co.) The Secret of Good Baked Beans KITCHEN BOUQUET does for baked beans what it does for gravies greatly adds to their flavor and "improves their color. ' . In Boston, where the preparation' of all kinds of beans has reached a perfection that is the despair of all other sec tions, KITCHEN BOU QUET is most liberally used ; ; ; , ' Preparing for the oven, add a tablespoonful to a quart of beans. Pre pare your beans the Boston way. KmBotJQijrr Pear Trees Prices Slaughtered While : TJioy Last v ., Bartlett, Bosc, Anjou, cornice, on Us surlensls roots, of finest quality. Let us save you money .and supply you the best. Take advantage of the re duction sale. Our 34 years In busi ness Is our guarantee. We have all kind's of nursery stock. Write today for theso lowered prices. cAiiiTox ni'KsehV co. ' Carlton, Oregon BEFORE you buy ji unknown Ure al what looks to be a low price, compare the coat with these low prices on Good -year Wingfoot Tires: 30x3'2 Cl....10.95 9t ' s.... . tr.io 31x4 8. S. 18.85 32x4 8. 8 19.95 33x4 . 8. 8. 21.45 34x4 8. 8. 22.00 82x4''i 8. 8. 26.90 35x5 8. 8 35.10 A. i 1L J Pi i K-itt UAi Medford Service Station ' Medford, Ore GOODIE AH Pflf ' Joe Kite bought a socond-liund car 't'tlny, that's only gone tliwo hundred miles, an" lie says ho don't see how It ever went that for.-. Gran'maw Moots Is nlni'ly Rt'tcn (day, an' It begins t' look like she'd curry her uppendlx t' 'tli'-grave ' ' - Cascarets" 10c Best Laxative . for Bowels "They Work While You Sleep." If you feel-sick, dizzy, upset, if your head is dull or aching, or your stomach is sour or gassy, just take one or two pleasant "Gascarets" to relieve constipa tion and biliousness. No griping nicest cathartic-laxative on earth for Mi-n, Women and Children. 10e boxes, also 25 and Sue sizes any drug store. THANKSGIVING DINNER '. tVuit Cocktail , . .. ' i Relislit'8 Ripe Olives Dill Pickles Green Onions i Young Celery .- ,. ; t Soup .. Cream Chicken Roast Oregon Young Turkey with Cranherry Sauce Roast Young Chicken Oyster Dressing rv - t. 'Vegetables': Mashed Potatoes Stewed Corn Salad , ;- -. Shasta Special Dessert English Plum Pudding, "Wine , Sauce Pumpkin, Peach, Apple; Mince Pie Pie a la mode Ice Cream, and Vanilla Cuke Drinks - Tea Coffee -. Milk "11:30 A.M. TO 8:00 . M. The Shasta , ' For Wet Wash Dry Wash RoufehDry Phone 873 Wst Wash, pound.: . Dry Wash, pound... Rough Dry, pound ...5c ,..7e ,..9c American Laundry for balance , of 1923 put on FREE OF CHARGE on any NEW CAR sold prior to January 1, 1924 orner Motor Co. Licenses TLi IV : r ineDusyi