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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Parry.
Tomorrow la ThankftKlvIng, bounti
ful was the harvest, and tho fishing
fair; ' '
Nobody hnd to phone tho boiiIrI
undertaker to hurry down to tho Muln
Stem crosatng; much hulr wuh bobbed;
No blizzard of bunk swept the val
ley, and there are no signs of kuIhk
crazy pver Honry Ford for presldont
so far;
..The. rainfall waft shy ns usual, and
some 'of the tlllublo land was any
about flowing Itself;
"Whereas," was not employed full
time,- and six leading citizens could
put tholr feet under a tuble, without
singing; .
No ' wandering chock forgor came
along to hornswoggle our merohantB
on a busy Saturday night, and the
grand Jury quit Investigating the
sheriff;
C. Palm "fulfilled an oft rendorod
threat to build on Muln and Fir; and
the west end of the leading traffic
urtery still . retains Its permanent
wave;'.' i '
Youth skinned out for college, and
returned with noso width C. Chaplin
mustaches; and some who wore
blondes are now brunettes, and re
verse; Autos lockod fendcrii, but nobody
was to. blamo; r , ..
Dormant lay the Itoguo River Fish
bill, apd the Governor ,came not to
orate;
Gossip died as a com'muuHy Indus
try, but the equipment Is Intact; and
enforaomerit of the Prohibition law
has not bankrupted tho county, yt;
The Great Wur has beon forgotten,
nnd silk shirts are worn not; puttees
no longer rage; ' . ' v "
All tho hunters of tho fleet-footed
deer, returned whole, and It was a
dull day last March, when a new club
was not organized; '
. Tourists cumo and hiOBt of thorn
got away; and there was a brilliant
display ot farm products and politic
ians at the County fair;
The year 'has been good; likewise
most of the population. .
FOR fcUTTINO VHICICH
(La Grando Observer)
' The postmaster at Crescent,
Oregon, issued a complaint
against hlhiBolf for selling a quart
of t)0oxo'' for flvo dollars.
Forest drove, Oregon got some
advertising -today, which ' hurt ''em.
last night bad men heaved bad eggs
at Saints parading In their nightshirts.
The price: of turkey Is low enough
this time to keep people from saying:
"We'd rather have chicken, anyway.
It's better meat." .. .
FOrt SAl.fc Well-cured corn on
tho ear. lc per lb. (Kugeno Register)
No place for a bunion.
THK HKNTI'TR.
It's pretty 'tough, at fifty-one,
To figure that your raco Is run;
It's pretty tough to feel that you
Have dona the best that you could
do; ,
To find your fnco nil lined with care
And silver streaking thru your hnlr;
To see your stai of hope grow dim
Along the path that might have been.
Just at the time a homo would bo
Your haven .from life's stormy sou;
Just when, in youth, you'd hoped nnd
prayed
Your feet would strike tho easy
grade.
And now, with courage on tho wnne
With not a bouI hut you to blame
You struggle on nnd on nnd on,
And In your heart there la no song
To cheer yoti, na you start to climb
The last hill in the path of time,
You hive no homo save what
hire .
you
Your rent goes up and then Jumps
higher
And lm your span of life you've spent
Tho price of ten homes inlying rent.
Kxehnnge.
lii VCATARJRHAL JQXY M
"iidlraaiaieatllaraEt
I HON PON, MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.
SENATOR JOHNSON
THE OPENING boom of the Johnsonian gun is decidedly dis
appointing. '
As expected the California senator opposes foreign'entanglements,
as expected he favors the fanners and opposes the railroads; also as
expected ho is for a soldiers' bonus.
In fact aside from the recommendation of a decrease in the in
come tax rate, there is nothing in Senator Johnson's long heralded
opening address which is either new or particularly interesting.
When a politician of the Johnson type fails to startle, when he
fails to evolve something vital, when he indulges in mere verbal spar
ring and registers no clean-cut knock-outs, he is riding to a certain
fill.
i
Of course it is not entirely Senator Johnson's fault. His chief
opponent is a very elusive performer. As a defensive fighter Presi
dent Coolidge deserves the title of
California senator no doubt swung
night with his well known combative ardor, but he. didn't land. In
stead of meeting tho presidential
circumambient ether.
Trying to picture President Coolidge ns an advocate of foreign en
tanglements, when only a few weeks
She only foreign conmiittemeiit that
makes Johnson appear somewhat
As Ambassador R. AV. Child
Coolidge policy is not one of splendid isolation, it is one of "detached
activity." That is an excellent phrase, quite worthy of the man who
was named ambassador to Italy for
In other words President Coolidge believes the United States
should do her part in attempting to
becoming involved in any foreign
Whether that policy is right or
our 'tempestuous Hiram is fighting.
So the first Johnsonian shot is,
opening volley does not justify any
diction that the California senator,
the republican nomination this year,
QUILL
The five gseat powers now are
and Stinnes.
An old master is a man who
forgers who copied him.
Tho motorist of yosttirycar spent
he wasn't pinned there.
Things have come to a queer
and thank God for Mexico.
" Tho most exasperating man 'is
antl is so polite you arc ashamed to
You can say ono thing about
appendix a breathing spell.
"It is difficult to avoid a draft and get fresh air.
an overdraft you get the air promptly.
i Coolidge is a disappointment in
nagging nt a mail who won't 'unswer
Tho honeymoon is over when he
and she says: "I believe I'll put an
THE SERVICE
DRIVE up for a quart of gas, upon my costly tires ; my car, of
shining tin and brass, such nourishment requires. Ami blithe
young 'men in spotless wl'iite como tripping to lny van; their
smiles are glad, their eyes arts bright they love their fellownian.
They fill tlio works with sparkling oil, the tank with lusoious
juice, ami they're exulting in their toil, they're glad to bo of use.
They fill my 'tires with, priceless air, they see tho wheels run
true, they're dodging round hie everywhere, to see what they 'can
tlo. The young men selling gasoline make life a brighter thing;
they have tho graces of a queen, they chortle and they sing. If
they have grief or carking woo they hide tho same away; they
smile like Utona as they go about my panting dray. They wel
come mo when I draw nigh, as though I were a peer; tlnd when I
leave a fond good-by is. ringing in my car. I burn up all tho gas
I can to give mo an excuse for. driving up in 'my old van and
buying up more 'juice. For I will always spend a yen and no re
gret evince, to see n bunch of blithe. young men pretend that I'm
a prince.
i 'IBS' s
FIRES A "DUD."
a political Tommy Gibbons. The
both left and right at Chicago Inst
solar plexus, he merely pierced the
ago the president withdrew from
his administration has attempted,
ridiculous.
........... ..
stated in New York last night the.
his ability to coin them.
restore peace in Europe, without
political agreements.
wrong, it is certainly not the policy
plainly a dud. The long heralded
modification of our original pre
when he decided ti start out for
made a serious political blunder.
POINTS
America, England, Prance, Japan
could paint almost as well as the
a lot of time wider the ear, but
pass when wo can look at Europe
the oho whp calls on your busy ilay
cuss him.
this gland craze. It gives tho old
ftut if it's
some ways. There's no ftln in
back.
forgets to shave in tho morning
onion in this potato salad."
STATION.
Personal Health
fcy WILLIAM BRADV,.M. D.
NoUd Phytlcian and Author
Signed 'letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to di
sease diagnosis or treatment, will bs answered by Dr. Brady If a stamped,
self addressed envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In
Ink. Owing to the large number of letters received, only a few can bs an
swered hers. No reply can be mads to queries not conforming to Instruc
tions. Address Dr. William Brady, In cars of this newspaper.
Tho Myntcrles
Nearly every one wonders some
tiWiea why minor cuts and abrasions
heal quickly or well In this Instance
and slowly or only after prolonged
festering In that. I know why, of
course. Anyway I have a theory
about it a theory which I hope will
not seem ridiculous.
My explanation of the quick heal
ing in the one instance and the poor
or slow healing in
the other is very
simple. But here it
Js take it or leavd
it, as you please:
Ah I have said re
peatedly, the heal
ing of any,soro or
wound or ulcer goes
on at a certain nor
mal rate when na
ture Is unimpeded;
no human power
can appr e c 1 a b 1 y
hasten the process.
tho it is YeTy easy and indeed a very
popular custom delaying natural heal
ing .by all sorts of unwise treatment.
So. according to my explanation, and
I am sure I. am right, because this
is pure elementary physiology, quick
healing requires no further explan
ation; it is what happens naturally
when the healing process is not inter
fered with. -
Healing, under a policy of hands off
or let alone, if such a policy were
practicable, goes on precisely at the
rato of growth. Until somebody dis
covers ' an agent which will hasten
human growth or the growth of any
part of the body, it Is- absurd and
childish to imagine that there is any
known means of "healing" or hasten
ing tho healing of a wound or sore.
All that even the most skillful care or
treatment can accomplish is some
thing approaching the ideal let alone
policy or, in other words, that mode
of treatment or ,that remedy which
protects the sore or wound from mis-
chievious or harmful interference is
the best first and last aid to healing.
The ideal to strive for in the care
of the slightest abrasion or the most
terrible wound is scientific neglect.
Scientific means with knowledge. It
does take expert knowledge and such
skill as only the trained physician and
surgeon has to gain the, inestimable
advantage of scientific neglect in tho
enre or treatment of any wound, tri
fling or severe.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
A IjCtfch for Qutiuty .
.'Would you adidee me to put a leech
or blondvHUGker on my throat, on the
HI GROWS THICK -?p
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35c "Dander Ine" Does Wonders
for Lifeless, Neglected Hair
Oirll A pleamy moss of luxuriant
hair full of uIobb, lustre and life
nhnrt.lv frtllnwit a cenuinc tomn UD
of neglected scalps with dependable
iMnderint'.
Knllinfr linlr. itrhlnp scnln and the
dnndrair in corrected immediately. Thin,
Satisfaction
A stiit tailored cxpjrcssly for you as. you, would have it
out of cloth of yottr own selection gives you a kind of
satisfaction that you can't get in any other way.
The feel of it is different it oxpressos your own individu
alityit sets you apart from the crowd.
And yet, the price is no more than you wovrkl have to pay
for a suit of similar quality manufactured in bulk.
Over 600 patterns to select from. Priced $29.75 up. .
SPRINGER & LEE
The Men's Shop , Opposite Rialto Theatre
Automobile Owners
Time to Take Your Profit
If you have owned a' car for ten years without carrying liability
and property damage Insurance and hove escaped paying any claims
for Injuries to persons or damage to other's property, your Barings
amounts to about 1200.00.
It would be perfectly safo to state that traffic on the streets to
day Is almost double that of even two years ago and It would be Just
as safe to say that the number of accidents hove been doubled as well.
It yon have had a favorable experience In the past It la about time to
cover up nnd take your profit.
Let us dive you our rates and show you our policy.
McCurdy-Daniels Insurance Agency, Inc.
MEDFORO NATIONAL BANK BLDQ.
Phone one-two three.
Service
of Healing
outside over the region of the tonsil?
My tonsils have always been sore
since I had diphtheria a year ago. I
was in the hospital two weeks. Some
say It couldn't have been diphtheria
as It would have lasted longer and
that it must have been just tonsllltis.
The doctor said my heart would be
weak for months. Our family doctor
advised me to have my tonsils re
moved but I didn't know whether It
would be safe on account of my heart.
. . , My uncle used a leech on his
throat and was never again troubled
with quinsy, which he had had every
year. (Mrs. M. O.)
Answer. No; tho I don't think the
leech would do any harm. You hud
better follow your family doctor's ad
vice, even tho your heart is weak.
Maybe he wants to keep your heart
from getting weaker. The notion that
your hospital Illness could not have
been diphtheria because It lasted only
two weeks is just stuff.
Lather and Hliavo
I have been told by girl frionds that
hair is beBt removed from the under-:
arms by. shaving It off. Wilt you
please explain how this Is done?
(M. P. H.)
'Answer.- Just lather up and shave,
using a safety razor. Toilet goods
dealers Bell a Uttlo safety razor espec
ially Intended for this use.
Why Teachers Catch Coryza
I would appreciate your advlco or
opinion regarding , taking the cold
scrum for the purpose of becoming
immune to colds thru the .winter.
Other teachers who, like myself, suf-jl
ier rrom irequent winter colds, will
also be Interested. These constantly
recurring colds pull, -onedown, and
the best of hygienia living does not
protect. It is impossible to preserve
the Brady five foot limit in school at
all times. Our physician finds no ab
normality in:my nose or throat, mere
ly not a strong physique. (W. T. E.)
Answer. I do not think 'any uac-.
terin ("vaccine") or scrum has proved
satisfactory, as a prophylactic against
coryza or other respiratory infections
which are unidentified. You're a Now
York teacher and perhaps exposed
much of the time to foul air in tho
school room. New .York schools are
usually overheated and not sufficient
ly yentllatetl. I believe the ventilators
were 'recently . condemned -'as ;worth
less. Unless the ventilating engineer
Insists upon keeping the room sup
plied with foiil air, a window or two
fitted with full frame muslin screen
might solve the ventilation problem
in. your room and'prove a boon to the
health and mental alertness of teach
er and pupils.
dry, wispy or fading hair la quickly in-1
vigorated, tnking on newetrength, color :
and youthful beauty. "Dandorino". is
delightful en the hair; a refreshing,
stimulating tonic not sticky or greasy I '
Any drugstore. ,
TTTE GREATEST TirTXiB IN THE
" ' WORliD ,' " ' ''
, by Laurel drav ,
,, . . Sensible sentluK'ntullHW. . i:
it Isn't imuos8ibleiaDe a sentimen
talist and a sensible person at one and
.... . the same time. A
great many have
accomplished It.
To be in lovo
means . that the
lover and the be
loved -assum
lng thnt the at
traction is inu
tual nre . too
often Insensible
to .- the .common
requirements of
society. The renl
intense and deep
love doesn't care
m ire h -whether
school keeps' or not, so far as tne rest
of the world s concerned. But this
Is a mistaken .policy for even a Paola
and Francesda to pursue. For It'is
written in the book that we moy 'l'Jnrn
only by experience our -own pri
vate personal intimate experiences.
And the more blindly we carry on,
regardless of the rights and privileges
and opinion of other 'folks the
longer will be 'deferred 'the wisdom
nnd knowledge upon which numan
happiness Is built. It is all very well
for a Juck and his Jinny to close their
oyes to the practical sldo of lite, but
sooner or Inter those loving eyes must
be opened, nnd the world and society,
nnd the gossips and the playboys out
side, must be tnken into consideration.
You enn't defy your neighbors and
get nway with it. Discretion is the
one thing thnt all lovers hesitate to
employ In their 'conduot and at-the
same time the one essential thing
most needed. One may be in love and
be common-sensible at the same time,
I am willing to admit It seems a waste
or eltort to nave common sense wnen
one -has a -sweetie all to oneself. But
you can't stick out your tongue at
old Mrs. Orunily not unless you are
willing to pay tho penalty Of being
misunderstood, defamed, and 'maybe
Ignored. Be sentimental If you will
but do try nnd be sensible.
(Copyright John F. nille Co.)
The Secret
of Good
Baked Beans
KITCHEN BOUQUET
does for baked beans
what it does for gravies
greatly adds to their
flavor and "improves
their color. '
. In Boston, where the
preparation' of all kinds
of beans has reached a
perfection that is the
despair of all other sec
tions, KITCHEN BOU
QUET is most liberally
used ; ; ; , '
Preparing for the oven,
add a tablespoonful to
a quart of beans. Pre
pare your beans the
Boston way.
KmBotJQijrr
Pear Trees
Prices Slaughtered While
: TJioy Last v .,
Bartlett, Bosc, Anjou, cornice, on Us
surlensls roots, of finest quality. Let
us save you money .and supply you
the best. Take advantage of the re
duction sale. Our 34 years In busi
ness Is our guarantee. We have all
kind's of nursery stock. Write today
for theso lowered prices.
cAiiiTox ni'KsehV co. '
Carlton, Oregon
BEFORE you buy
ji unknown Ure
al what looks to be a
low price, compare
the coat with these
low prices on Good -year
Wingfoot Tires:
30x3'2 Cl....10.95
9t ' s.... . tr.io
31x4 8. S. 18.85
32x4 8. 8 19.95
33x4 . 8. 8. 21.45
34x4 8. 8. 22.00
82x4''i 8. 8. 26.90
35x5 8. 8 35.10
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Medford Service Station '
Medford, Ore
GOODIE AH
Pflf
' Joe Kite bought a socond-liund
car 't'tlny, that's only gone tliwo
hundred miles, an" lie says ho
don't see how It ever went that
for.-. Gran'maw Moots Is nlni'ly
Rt'tcn (day, an' It begins t' look
like she'd curry her uppendlx t'
'tli'-grave ' ' -
Cascarets" 10c
Best Laxative
. for Bowels
"They Work While You Sleep."
If you feel-sick, dizzy, upset, if your
head is dull or aching, or your stomach
is sour or gassy, just take one or two
pleasant "Gascarets" to relieve constipa
tion and biliousness. No griping nicest
cathartic-laxative on earth for Mi-n,
Women and Children. 10e boxes, also
25 and Sue sizes any drug store.
THANKSGIVING
DINNER
'. tVuit Cocktail , . ..
' i
Relislit'8
Ripe Olives Dill Pickles
Green Onions i Young Celery
.- ,. ; t Soup ..
Cream Chicken
Roast Oregon Young Turkey with
Cranherry Sauce
Roast Young Chicken
Oyster Dressing
rv - t. 'Vegetables':
Mashed Potatoes Stewed Corn
Salad
, ;- -. Shasta Special
Dessert
English Plum Pudding, "Wine
, Sauce
Pumpkin, Peach, Apple; Mince Pie
Pie a la mode
Ice Cream, and Vanilla Cuke
Drinks
- Tea Coffee -. Milk
"11:30 A.M. TO 8:00 . M.
The Shasta
, ' For Wet Wash
Dry Wash RoufehDry
Phone 873
Wst Wash, pound.: .
Dry Wash, pound...
Rough Dry, pound
...5c
,..7e
,..9c
American Laundry
for balance
, of 1923
put on
FREE OF
CHARGE
on any
NEW CAR
sold prior to
January 1, 1924
orner
Motor Co.
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