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PAfiTC FOTTT?. ArEDFOT?D MATL TRTBTTXE, METVFOTCD. OREfiOX. MONDAY. NOVEMBER 2fi, 1923 Bedford mail tribune AN INDEPENDENT NKWKPAPBR PCHtlSHKl EVERT A1TEKNGON ' MKDKOKU PRINTING CO. THE CAUSE OF MOST TROUBLES. ln Medford Sunday Morning1 Bun I, furnished subscribers desiring a flay dally newspaper. Office Mall Tribune Hull din, 1S-17-2I Norm Fir strei. fnone 7. A consolidation of The Democratic Tim, the Medford Mall, the Mudford Tribune, the Bouthera Oregon Ian, The Asm ana irioune, ROBKHT W. RTJHU tSdltor. 6. SUM ITER SMITH. Manager. RT M Aff In Artvanrn: Is'iy with Sunday Hun, year $7.60 fuiiy wttr Buuday Hun, month. .76 ,-,..,y wi'h tut Sunday Pun. year, f.ft'i Ouiiy !Mh 11! Sunday Butt, mouth .85 iVt-.-itj Mnil Tribune, one year 2.00 Knt-luV ia, one year . 2.G HY 'TAlUtl Bk In Mudford. Ashlard, Juc kHonvMle- Central I'olut, Phoenix. Talent and on Highways; Pally, with Sunoa Hun. month..- .76 Dully, without Sunday Hun. month .46 Dally, without Huuday Hun. year- 7.80 Dally, with Sunday Hun, one year 8. 00 All terms by carrier, ensn in aavanct. Kntered as seovnf. era matter at Verirord, Oregon, under act of Marob a. 19 i 9. Official papir of the City of Mudford. urnciai paper or jucicson uouniy. and Bacrumcnto, Oallf.. a distance of ovur COO tnllos, having leased vWro Asso ciated Press KTvice. Bworn oalry aTrna circulation for tlx niontlia ending Oetolrf 1, 1U23, 3370, more than double the circulation of any other paper published or circulated In . jficason uouniy. MKUBBRS ASSOCIATED PRKHH laruiftitrt Pra 1ft aTClUslTalV entitled to the use for republication of . all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited In this paper, and alao to the local news published herein. All rlRhta of republication of special eiMTintnhps hArHn am alao rprvrt Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry. ' A move in nfoot to provldo, a now emblem for Oregon. Let Hie rentrul flKiiro bo a flxhinK ilo onibnielnii a doulilp-bnrrullnd NhatKUii, Willi a bull ruinpiint In tho foroKround. In thu northweHt corner draw a enmllditto for BomethlnB, puinpliiK up ft I'lnd tiro. FOJtD RATTM1H PAIITV I.10A D Ens (Ifdllno SF. llulletln). Tho ruling churactoriHtlu hui-vIvoh. CondlllnnB nro prevalllnB In tho IniHlneKH dlRtrlet, of whleh tha IhihI 'liewi tlixtrlct lH'not award, iicconllng to rellnblo Information from tho reni. doiitlal district. ' . A TiAOY TAIKH They llvo in u tont, o hIio Rorutehod up a buck to' give to tho ArmouliuiH. And they took It. She'd ejve her kitchen Uihle, If nho hud o!ip. to re lievo tho flldtrcHH on tlio moon. 1 wim u woinun Ki'own beforo 1 quit hull' ribbuiiH.v He-onllod and adviHod mo I owed 113.112 on that eout. I know : . it all thu tlmo. I Hold tho Iiohh han koiio to Krlneo. hut he returned un expectedly rlKht then. 1'tii not the tllpluinat I wan, by a lone; nhit. If . : them 1h any Justice In thiH world my rlnht eyo Ih a eanouball. you pay for Hteam heat in your room, and not to Ket out of It to keep from froe.lliK to death. If Hhu hadn't heon ho Hinart, 1 wouldn't . havo flirted with her hub. He did tho bent he could, hut ahu held iv tight rein on him. She .Jawed ami Jawed and Jawed and : Jawed. Wanted noniethiiiK. Initially ho aald: "Yes. I will." And thin old ' Kir) known what ho Haiti ho you couldn't hear It. A SYMI'OSir.W of exports liits lieen culled to meet Xow Ypht'h day to find out what 's wrontr with the world. That soniuthiiiVi is wronf; everyone agrees. Hut rcfjardini; the pre cise cause of the trouble, there is no such ununimity. As a KiiifKCMtioii ti the symposium we herewith jiro)ose a politi cal iiioratoriinn for ten years. When an individiuil suffers from indigestion the wise physician examines the eustomnry diet, nnd then tries to determine the cause hy a procesR of elimination. If the victim for example has had a weakni'ss for stronjr coffee, strong coffee is eliminated, and if im provement follow strong coffee is acknowledged to he the cause. AVhy not adopt the same method for the suffering Cosmos. Mr. Cosmos for some time ltas been subsisting upon u diet in which poli tics has formed an important part. AVhy not cut out the polities en tirely and see if immediate improvement does not follow? In our judgment improvement would certainly follow.. Most of our ills at home and abroad are the result of politics.. Take England at the present moment, for example.- Most thoughtful people agree that a close-working union between '.he two great Knglish speaking nations, (ireat Britain and the United States is essential to save the world from disaster. The recent visit of Lloyd George was a step in the direction of such a consummation. Itiit what is our versatile ex-Premier doing at the present moment ? lie is engaged in a political campaign and instead-of contributing to a better Anglo-American understanding he is trying to make po litical capital out it( the fact that Premier IJaldwin funded the British debt to America. i In other words Lloyd fleorge is picking pin feathers from the Eagle's tail, in the hope of getting a few more votes for the Liberal party. Bad business! Put that is typical of most political campaigns. If politics could be shelved for a decade, if the chance of getting politi cal oliicc coulil be eliminated entirely throughout the world, what an iportunity there would be to return to normalcy and get the cosmic digestion to bitting on all six cylinders again. "JUST TOWN TALK" Copied Hlght By Hike : ' At tho ConfirroKationnl church thin muriihiK five chlrkons wru prcatMitiMl for ImptlHin. (Dnltun, Iud., Thm'H). Ducks. Old Hoi neonifi dtflpoatMl to ninnk hlrf HhiilltiK fnon IhlB week. (HnUm HtiitPHiiutn).' Nightie. , Tho tutminl Hliortugn of Iioiihoh has hotjbt'd lip local ly, uml there HeeniH no way to abolish thu HhortaKU except by building boiiio Iiouhoh. ThoiMayor of Tortlnnrt nnnnuurofl hla (ntentlnn of kI"K afler tho farmer vote, In hla niee for tho UH. nenute, nnd betH nro being freely itmdu lie knn't milk a kow. IlileUwhent rnkes In numo only, nro hohiK tackled dally hy tho uiinophlH t lea ted. J SMALL lWX KTI I-'F t (Oregon City rnt(M'irlsu) , It Ih Htated on fairly pood authority, that a number of for elKn Hpeukin subHcribeiH wero added to tho clreulatlon llHt.i. It nlHO was freely stated thnt there mlrht bo boiiio eunnection Willi thia fart. If It wan an, .and tho faet that few raldH had recently been made on ltnllatiH known to bo wlne-drlnkera In n CluekumuH county Kardoninff colony. (National Itcpiihltt-aii) AVhoever tho DenuirratH may nnmlnnto next your must fneo a choice nupply of quotations lie mny bo a Chesterfield. Ho may ' speak In soothing tones. Hut if tho Houthern 15emoeratH contlmio to brand their northern brethren . nH rum-ruunot-B and npolowlHtH for ilrunkenneHH tho northern men may resent theao expreH alons. , ' King OeorKO of Knglaml Ih nntrry 1 nt hla Hon, the I'rlneo of Wales. Tho 1'rlnee ban been acting htintun too . much of lato. PprlnK thta winter has boon wnnn enough for tho petticoat crew to wear their mi miner fura. Thia ought to be enough to fill. linlesH tho foronvm taken aomething out oh tho top, to make room at the , bottom, for Mr. Hm-lick'n heifer. T ONSIUTIS Apply thickly ovor throat cover with hot lUnnel V VapoRub t 17 Million Jan, On J K.orly QUILL POINTS You can't sny the war is really over nittkel. Fewei' bnliy rattles are being sold now. modern "baby." 1 until a shine gets back to Yciu can't rattle the Ford has no more chance with thu politicians than' a nude statin in a hick community. An educated man is one who can keep Ids seventh-grade son from thinking him a dumb-bell. Mr. Pinchot has won Bryan's support, but otherwise his boom seems to be getting along nicely. r Correct this sentence:: " If I am elected," he declared, find me just as easy to approach as I am now." you wil The alien need not remain idle while learning to speak our lanji uage. He might get a job as train announcer. The difference between character and reputation is that one tic peiuls on thu heart and the other on tongues. "With so many clans and leagues and blocs, about the only thing American people now havu in common is golf. , , Tnhaliirg deeply in the early morning is practiced by the modern girl, also; but she does it through a cigarette. All we need to relieve the wheat situation is some way to sell wheat to people who don't need it and can't pay for it. Correct this sentence: "If I were a woman,' "I would wish to havo at least ten children.'' declared the man, Things were even worse in the old days when diplomats could con ceal their real motives behind their beards. That cynic who says America no longer trusts in Clod hasn't been paying nmeh attention to our air fleet program. I'VE DEEN reading A CKRTAIN IXiOlc THAT HAS to do WITH PERSONAL efficiency . , . , . . AND MEMORY training m m 9 AND IT advocates . A DAILY program AND TELLS Just how TO SPEND your tliao SO IN tho end ' YOU'LL HAVE a fortune. . OK. $100,000.00 ... AND IT may ho ... THAT AKTER a while . IT'LL SHOW results ' . BUT UP to now .... IT HASN'T produced iND HAS caused me SOME LITTLE inconvenience WHILE I was shaving I WORKED the system AS OUTLINED in chapter one BY TRYING to think OP SOMETHING snappy THAT COULD HE molded . . TO FIT tltla column AND CREATE a senaatltm AND MAKE me rich ... , OR MAYBE famous AND I thought" OP SEVERAL "ditties" AND FILED them away IN MY "memory files" . AS IS outlined i i - - .,' 'i i IN CHAPTER two AND BY that time. I'D FINISHED shaving AND OPENED the door ' OF THE medicine cabinet AND STERILIZED my face WITH A shaving lotion AND HURRIED post haste - INTO MY clothing AS SPECIFIED In lesson throe AND GOT to work RIGHT ON time BUT ALL forenoon . MY FACE felt queer . AND KINDA loose like AND UNNATURAL AND WHEN I went home THIS NOON for lunch - I WASHED my face AND TOOK GREAT care TO TAKE the proper bottle FROM THE medicine cabinet ... . . AND WHILE its true i ... . . -, THAT CASTOR oil . HAS A proper place IN A melicino cabinet IT SHOULDN'T BE "parked" WHERE YOUR shaving lotion SHOULD BE "parked" SHOULD IT? I THANK you. Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. Noted Physician and Aathor ' Fucts About thu Caplulii. POTATO If- ,Cj AVe'vo got t llvo in a place a couple- yearn before we Kit unto a good hoard in' lioime, so how could a congressman nIo up Kur oH in u month? Another thing they ought t teach In college1 In that tli graduates 'II have t' be gin nt tir bottom when they get ready V go t work. exchange isn't expressed In tho vulgar terms of dollars and cents, Is worse than a fool, and no wonder she has to .seek a new cavalier every other wek. Even, tho most liberal of spen ders wearies,' aftor a'time, of the girl who can't havo a good time unless it is all trimmed up with fourth row seats nnd double tenderloin and a Itulls-Koyco. Ponder this, my chil dren. You've no idea how wise and sagacious It Ih. Pneumonia is called the Captain of the Men of Death. Tuberculosis must be the major for It ranks pneu ' monia in the mor tality statistics. But pneumonia destroys more lives than any other disease, so wo do . not oues- tion its captaincy. Pneumonia is somet i mes cal led the friend of the aged, because It takes them off with a short, not very"palm.ul Illness, sparing them the cold nidations of decay. We hope we shall never live to see the day when pneumonia will be our friend. We want to go with our boots and harness on, not tucked in bed, dozing gently away between two days. In the aged pneumonia often de velops insidiously. No chill, no no ticeable cough, no complaint of pain, Just a desire to go to bed, or an in creasing prostration. . Often no fe verish ness. And all in a few hours or a day or two comes the silent end. Many a death certificate is signed "heart failure' when in truth pneu monia is tho final illness. Peoplo most shut up Indoors In nice warm places where there are no drafts are most susceptible to pneu monia and all other respiratory ail ments. Crowding is a strong predis posing cause, as Xr. Clorgas demon strated when he investigated and stopped epidemics of pneumonia among Panama .canal laborers and later among laborers on tho Rand In South Africa. Pneumonia, like all respiratory diseases, is n warm air disease arti ficially warmed air. The warmer ycu keep your cave, your enclosure house, office shop, car, theater or what not tho better the soil and the larger your chance of picking up! a virulent colony of pneumeeoccl. Cool, fresh air discourages the mi gration of the "cold" germs. Warm ulr favors It. A chill or chilliness commonly an nounces tho onset of pneumonia or any other respiratory Infection, even a coryzn, I But don't be fooled by the chill, Don't bo a fishwife. Use your brain. The chill is a symptom, and a favorable one, at that, not a cause of the illness. By the time you le gln to chatter you have got It or It has got you, and It is to6 late to pre vent the illness. You are infected, and the chill Is the sign that your blood is mobilizing at the seat of In vasion to defend you. It is the con vulsion of war, and if you happen to be n child It is probably a real con vulsion Instead of a chill. Out side of fresh air which means nlr never allowed to rise above tiS degrees Fahrenheit the most effec tive preventa'tivo of pneumonia is a hyglenlcnlly clean mouth. in opinion the dentist prevents more pneumonia than any other health official. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS. Albumen. What are the causes and effects of albumen In the urine? Please submit a remedy for this. S. E. Answer- Albumen is found fn va rious diseases, not of the kidneys nlono, but in various fevers and gene ral disorders. Of course, there is no definite answer possible for any of your questions. Sweaty Feet. Something good for sweaty feet. C. J. N. Answer Sponge the soles nnd tho spaces between the toes with a so lution of half an ounce of aluminum chloride In three ounces of distilled water, each alternate day for about five times, allowing the feet to dry before putting on stockings. Thciii discontinue the treatment until it again becomes necessary. Inflammation of Jjiuigs. , .What is inflammation of the lungs? L. K. Answer Pneumonia Is nn acute In. flnmmntion of the lungs; tuberculosis ns a rule. Is a chronic or long endur ing Inflammation of the lungs. - (Copyright, National Newspaper Service). ' COMMUNICATIONS ' '' Aid for German Chllilrcn To the Editor: Since we announced the organization of the Amerlenn Committee for Relief of German Chil dren, we have received telegrams, let ters and newspaper edltorlnls from all parts of tho United States endors ing this emergency appeal to all Americans. I accepted the chairmanship of this representative American committee because my experience as head of the American representation on the Rlilnn for four years and my observations during a recent visit to Germany con vince me that starvation faces Ger many's undernourished children this winter. . Under these conditions it seemed imperative for me to act. This committee will make a nation- wide appeal for funds and the Amer ican Society of Friends (Quakers) will have exclusive charge of the feed ing. e As there Is such keen interest thru out the United States in this under taking we should be glad to give any local committee, the fullest informa tion in regard to the need in Germany nnd our program for this humani tarian work. GEN'L HENRY T. ALLEN. . Chairman. New York City. Nov. 20, 1923. A son was born to Mr. and Mrs. our James Asher Neff Inst Wednesday. Mu RipplingRhumosl GIVING ADVICE. I 'VK Jlllll livotl next iloor to H. II. llnrr since 'Liza crossed tho ice, our nftVctiim nmiirht could lunr u thin.' hcvnnd nil price; and wheh he planned to lmy a car he nslicd for my advice. "The Koorhack car is what you need," 1 said, and meant it all; "it Iuik the pep, it has the speed, its upkeep is Hinall; since you have asked mo for my rede, the Koorhaek has the call." lie bought a Koorhaek ear that day, nor grumbled at the cost; nnd now he stops me on my way to tell me I'm a frost; it is no jrood, that blanied old dray, from bumper to exhaust. It is a pitfall and a snare, it has no pep or kick; the way it wallows every where just makes his spirit sick; some day, he says, he will get square, and pay me for that trick.. We have no pleasant visits now, when dusk is all around, but irt"om is throned upon brow, his laughs do tint resound, nnd often he impounds my cow, and kicks my priceless hound. He works around his busted bus, and shakes his fist at me, and often I can hear him cuss in linpocH five or three, and as he loils amid the nuiss Ids wrath is sad to .sec. Oh, never more shall 1 advise the man AvhoM buy a boat; let other Kclf-conplaecnt uys themselves to that devote, let. otlitr neitfhhor.s pUt him wise and sound the hnlpfid note. fcH13 GREATEST THING IX THE WOULD , by Laurel Gray "Nice Gold Diggers Many a girl in this town who con siders herself "nice" is nctuatly prac ticing thv wiles nnd devices of her sisters who aren't considered a bit nice. I mean the sort of girl who is a "nice" gold digger. The "nice" gold dig ger would faint if a c c U s e d of bartering a kiss for a five dollar bill, but the same girl will often ca pitulate to a pair of silk stockings or a bid to a good play or a lavishly expensive dinner. Not that they mean any harm. But the "nice' gold digger hasn't much chance to attain happinoss when she goes into the business of being Invit ing and Interesting for what there is r in it for her. Such .girls are Invari-. I ably "on the market.' for a new beau. I To the ordinary man, a gold digger is a gold digger. He doesn't make tho "nice" distinction that many a nice gold digger likes To apply to her jself. A man reckons the weekly cx Ipenditurvs for candy and flowers nnd 'tnxtcabs and theatres and dinners nnd , luncheons even If he does spend ! nvlth n magnificent gesture of disdain for the consequences. Most fellows work and work hard for those dollars (they spend so glibly. And the pirl who Is considerate of the value of 'money, even If it ! the other fellow's. Is the girl whoso popularity endures forever and ever. A girl who imag ines that her sweet society Is worth so many dollars an hour, even it the i "i - OIN v Sinclair's Community PlateClub TODAY OUR CLUB PAYMENT PLANS PUTS COMMUNITY PLATE Within the Reach of Every Housewife This Offer Lasts Only Until Saturday t : ., .. . t i ' ' Make your own selections, as 'imicli as you like." If your purchase is $25.00 or more you can buy on the convenient Club Payment Plau A small deposit and balance on weekly payments until full amount is paid. Join any time before closing hour of store Saturday, December 8 it will be an in vestment you will always remember with pleasure. A beau tiful correct service tray Free with each twenty-six piece set. Buy in Sets Or Make Your Own Selection 26-Piece Set Initial Payment then $1.00 a week .gives you a complete 26 Piece Set packed in beau tiful correct service tray for $31.75. ' " Salad Forks Butter Knives Cold Meat Forks Sugar Spoons Berry Spoons Teaspoons Dessert Spoons Tablespoons Dinner Knives, H. H.' 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