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ArEDFOT?D MATL TRTBTTXE, METVFOTCD. OREfiOX. MONDAY. NOVEMBER 2fi, 1923
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
' A move in nfoot to provldo, a now
emblem for Oregon. Let Hie rentrul
flKiiro bo a flxhinK ilo onibnielnii a
doulilp-bnrrullnd NhatKUii, Willi a bull
ruinpiint In tho foroKround. In thu
northweHt corner draw a enmllditto
for BomethlnB, puinpliiK up ft I'lnd
tiro.
FOJtD RATTM1H PAIITV I.10A D
Ens (Ifdllno SF. llulletln). Tho
ruling churactoriHtlu hui-vIvoh.
CondlllnnB nro prevalllnB In tho
IniHlneKH dlRtrlet, of whleh tha IhihI
'liewi tlixtrlct lH'not award, iicconllng
to rellnblo Information from tho reni.
doiitlal district. '
. A TiAOY TAIKH
They llvo in u tont, o hIio Rorutehod
up a buck to' give to tho ArmouliuiH.
And they took It. She'd ejve her
kitchen Uihle, If nho hud o!ip. to re
lievo tho flldtrcHH on tlio moon. 1 wim
u woinun Ki'own beforo 1 quit hull'
ribbuiiH.v He-onllod and adviHod mo I
owed 113.112 on that eout. I know
: . it all thu tlmo. I Hold tho Iiohh han
koiio to Krlneo. hut he returned un
expectedly rlKht then. 1'tii not the
tllpluinat I wan, by a lone; nhit. If
. : them 1h any Justice In thiH world my
rlnht eyo Ih a eanouball. you pay for
Hteam heat in your room, and not to
Ket out of It to keep from froe.lliK to
death. If Hhu hadn't heon ho Hinart,
1 wouldn't . havo flirted with her
hub. He did tho bent he could, hut
ahu held iv tight rein on him. She
.Jawed ami Jawed and Jawed and
: Jawed. Wanted noniethiiiK. Initially
ho aald: "Yes. I will." And thin old
' Kir) known what ho Haiti ho you
couldn't hear It.
A
SYMI'OSir.W of exports liits lieen culled to meet Xow Ypht'h
day to find out what 's wrontr with the world.
That soniuthiiiVi is wronf; everyone agrees. Hut rcfjardini; the pre
cise cause of the trouble, there is no such ununimity.
As a KiiifKCMtioii ti the symposium we herewith jiro)ose a politi
cal iiioratoriinn for ten years.
When an individiuil suffers from indigestion the wise physician
examines the eustomnry diet, nnd then tries to determine the cause
hy a procesR of elimination. If the victim for example has had a
weakni'ss for stronjr coffee, strong coffee is eliminated, and if im
provement follow strong coffee is acknowledged to he the cause.
AVhy not adopt the same method for the suffering Cosmos. Mr.
Cosmos for some time ltas been subsisting upon u diet in which poli
tics has formed an important part. AVhy not cut out the polities en
tirely and see if immediate improvement does not follow?
In our judgment improvement would certainly follow.. Most of
our ills at home and abroad are the result of politics.. Take England
at the present moment, for example.-
Most thoughtful people agree that a close-working union between
'.he two great Knglish speaking nations, (ireat Britain and the United
States is essential to save the world from disaster.
The recent visit of Lloyd George was a step in the direction of
such a consummation. Itiit what is our versatile ex-Premier doing
at the present moment ?
lie is engaged in a political campaign and instead-of contributing
to a better Anglo-American understanding he is trying to make po
litical capital out it( the fact that Premier IJaldwin funded the British
debt to America. i
In other words Lloyd fleorge is picking pin feathers from the
Eagle's tail, in the hope of getting a few more votes for the Liberal
party.
Bad business! Put that is typical of most political campaigns. If
politics could be shelved for a decade, if the chance of getting politi
cal oliicc coulil be eliminated entirely throughout the world, what an
iportunity there would be to return to normalcy and get the cosmic
digestion to bitting on all six cylinders again.
"JUST TOWN TALK"
Copied Hlght By Hike : '
At tho ConfirroKationnl church thin
muriihiK five chlrkons wru prcatMitiMl
for ImptlHin. (Dnltun, Iud., Thm'H).
Ducks.
Old Hoi neonifi dtflpoatMl to ninnk
hlrf HhiilltiK fnon IhlB week. (HnUm
HtiitPHiiutn).' Nightie. ,
Tho tutminl Hliortugn of Iioiihoh has
hotjbt'd lip local ly, uml there HeeniH
no way to abolish thu HhortaKU except
by building boiiio Iiouhoh.
ThoiMayor of Tortlnnrt nnnnuurofl
hla (ntentlnn of kI"K afler tho farmer
vote, In hla niee for tho UH. nenute,
nnd betH nro being freely itmdu lie
knn't milk a kow.
IlileUwhent rnkes In numo only, nro
hohiK tackled dally hy tho uiinophlH
t lea ted.
J SMALL lWX KTI I-'F
t (Oregon City rnt(M'irlsu)
, It Ih Htated on fairly pood
authority, that a number of for
elKn Hpeukin subHcribeiH wero
added to tho clreulatlon llHt.i. It
nlHO was freely stated thnt there
mlrht bo boiiio eunnection Willi
thia fart. If It wan an, .and tho
faet that few raldH had recently
been made on ltnllatiH known to
bo wlne-drlnkera In n CluekumuH
county Kardoninff colony.
(National Itcpiihltt-aii)
AVhoever tho DenuirratH may
nnmlnnto next your must fneo a
choice nupply of quotations lie
mny bo a Chesterfield. Ho may '
speak In soothing tones. Hut if
tho Houthern 15emoeratH contlmio
to brand their northern brethren .
nH rum-ruunot-B and npolowlHtH
for ilrunkenneHH tho northern
men may resent theao expreH
alons. , '
King OeorKO of Knglaml Ih nntrry
1 nt hla Hon, the I'rlneo of Wales. Tho
1'rlnee ban been acting htintun too
. much of lato.
PprlnK thta winter has boon wnnn
enough for tho petticoat crew to wear
their mi miner fura.
Thia ought to be enough to fill.
linlesH tho foronvm taken aomething
out oh tho top, to make room at the
, bottom, for Mr. Hm-lick'n heifer.
T
ONSIUTIS
Apply thickly ovor throat
cover with hot lUnnel
V VapoRub
t 17 Million Jan, On J K.orly
QUILL POINTS
You can't sny the war is really over
nittkel.
Fewei' bnliy rattles are being sold now.
modern "baby." 1
until a shine gets back to
Yciu can't rattle the
Ford has no more chance with thu politicians than' a nude statin
in a hick community.
An educated man is one who can keep Ids seventh-grade son from
thinking him a dumb-bell.
Mr. Pinchot has won Bryan's support, but otherwise his boom
seems to be getting along nicely.
r Correct this sentence:: " If I am elected," he declared,
find me just as easy to approach as I am now."
you wil
The alien need not remain idle while learning to speak our lanji
uage. He might get a job as train announcer.
The difference between character and reputation is that one tic
peiuls on thu heart and the other on tongues.
"With so many clans and leagues and blocs, about the only thing
American people now havu in common is golf. ,
, Tnhaliirg deeply in the early morning is practiced by the modern
girl, also; but she does it through a cigarette.
All we need to relieve the wheat situation is some way to sell wheat
to people who don't need it and can't pay for it.
Correct this sentence: "If I were a woman,'
"I would wish to havo at least ten children.''
declared the man,
Things were even worse in the old days when diplomats could con
ceal their real motives behind their beards.
That cynic who says America no longer trusts in Clod hasn't been
paying nmeh attention to our air fleet program.
I'VE DEEN reading
A CKRTAIN IXiOlc
THAT HAS to do
WITH PERSONAL efficiency
. , . , . .
AND MEMORY training
m m 9
AND IT advocates
.
A DAILY program
AND TELLS Just how
TO SPEND your tliao
SO IN tho end
'
YOU'LL HAVE a fortune.
.
OK. $100,000.00
...
AND IT may ho
...
THAT AKTER a while
.
IT'LL SHOW results '
.
BUT UP to now
....
IT HASN'T produced
iND HAS caused me
SOME LITTLE inconvenience
WHILE I was shaving
I WORKED the system
AS OUTLINED in chapter one
BY TRYING to think
OP SOMETHING snappy
THAT COULD HE molded
. .
TO FIT tltla column
AND CREATE a senaatltm
AND MAKE me rich
... ,
OR MAYBE famous
AND I thought"
OP SEVERAL "ditties"
AND FILED them away
IN MY "memory files" .
AS IS outlined i i - -
.,' 'i i
IN CHAPTER two
AND BY that time.
I'D FINISHED shaving
AND OPENED the door '
OF THE medicine cabinet
AND STERILIZED my face
WITH A shaving lotion
AND HURRIED post haste
-
INTO MY clothing
AS SPECIFIED In lesson throe
AND GOT to work
RIGHT ON time
BUT ALL forenoon .
MY FACE felt queer
.
AND KINDA loose like
AND UNNATURAL
AND WHEN I went home
THIS NOON for lunch
-
I WASHED my face
AND TOOK GREAT care
TO TAKE the proper bottle
FROM THE medicine cabinet
... . .
AND WHILE its true
i ... . . -,
THAT CASTOR oil
.
HAS A proper place
IN A melicino cabinet
IT SHOULDN'T BE "parked"
WHERE YOUR shaving lotion
SHOULD BE "parked"
SHOULD IT?
I THANK you.
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
Noted Physician and Aathor
' Fucts About thu Caplulii.
POTATO If- ,Cj
AVe'vo got t llvo in a place a
couple- yearn before we Kit unto
a good hoard in' lioime, so how
could a congressman nIo up Kur
oH in u month? Another thing
they ought t teach In college1 In
that tli graduates 'II have t' be
gin nt tir bottom when they get
ready V go t work.
exchange isn't expressed In tho vulgar
terms of dollars and cents, Is worse
than a fool, and no wonder she has
to .seek a new cavalier every other
wek. Even, tho most liberal of spen
ders wearies,' aftor a'time, of the girl
who can't havo a good time unless it
is all trimmed up with fourth row
seats nnd double tenderloin and a
Itulls-Koyco. Ponder this, my chil
dren. You've no idea how wise and
sagacious It Ih.
Pneumonia is called the Captain of
the Men of Death. Tuberculosis
must be the major for It ranks pneu
' monia in the mor
tality statistics.
But pneumonia
destroys more
lives than any
other disease, so
wo do . not oues-
tion its captaincy.
Pneumonia is
somet i mes cal led
the friend of the
aged, because It
takes them off
with a short, not
very"palm.ul Illness, sparing them the
cold nidations of decay. We hope
we shall never live to see the day
when pneumonia will be our friend.
We want to go with our boots and
harness on, not tucked in bed, dozing
gently away between two days.
In the aged pneumonia often de
velops insidiously. No chill, no no
ticeable cough, no complaint of pain,
Just a desire to go to bed, or an in
creasing prostration. . Often no fe
verish ness. And all in a few hours or
a day or two comes the silent end.
Many a death certificate is signed
"heart failure' when in truth pneu
monia is tho final illness.
Peoplo most shut up Indoors In
nice warm places where there are no
drafts are most susceptible to pneu
monia and all other respiratory ail
ments. Crowding is a strong predis
posing cause, as Xr. Clorgas demon
strated when he investigated and
stopped epidemics of pneumonia
among Panama .canal laborers and
later among laborers on tho Rand
In South Africa.
Pneumonia, like all respiratory
diseases, is n warm air disease arti
ficially warmed air. The warmer ycu
keep your cave, your enclosure
house, office shop, car, theater or
what not tho better the soil and
the larger your chance of picking up!
a virulent colony of pneumeeoccl.
Cool, fresh air discourages the mi
gration of the "cold" germs. Warm
ulr favors It.
A chill or chilliness commonly an
nounces tho onset of pneumonia or
any other respiratory Infection, even
a coryzn, I But don't be fooled by the
chill, Don't bo a fishwife. Use your
brain. The chill is a symptom, and
a favorable one, at that, not a cause
of the illness. By the time you le
gln to chatter you have got It or It
has got you, and It is to6 late to pre
vent the illness. You are infected,
and the chill Is the sign that your
blood is mobilizing at the seat of In
vasion to defend you. It is the con
vulsion of war, and if you happen to
be n child It is probably a real con
vulsion Instead of a chill.
Out side of fresh air which means
nlr never allowed to rise above tiS
degrees Fahrenheit the most effec
tive preventa'tivo of pneumonia is a
hyglenlcnlly clean mouth. in
opinion the dentist prevents more
pneumonia than any other health official.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.
Albumen.
What are the causes and effects of
albumen In the urine? Please submit
a remedy for this. S. E.
Answer- Albumen is found fn va
rious diseases, not of the kidneys
nlono, but in various fevers and gene
ral disorders. Of course, there is no
definite answer possible for any of
your questions.
Sweaty Feet.
Something good for sweaty feet.
C. J. N.
Answer Sponge the soles nnd tho
spaces between the toes with a so
lution of half an ounce of aluminum
chloride In three ounces of distilled
water, each alternate day for about
five times, allowing the feet to dry
before putting on stockings. Thciii
discontinue the treatment until it
again becomes necessary.
Inflammation of Jjiuigs.
, .What is inflammation of the lungs?
L. K.
Answer Pneumonia Is nn acute In.
flnmmntion of the lungs; tuberculosis
ns a rule. Is a chronic or long endur
ing Inflammation of the lungs.
- (Copyright, National Newspaper
Service). '
COMMUNICATIONS '
'' Aid for German Chllilrcn
To the Editor: Since we announced
the organization of the Amerlenn
Committee for Relief of German Chil
dren, we have received telegrams, let
ters and newspaper edltorlnls from
all parts of tho United States endors
ing this emergency appeal to all
Americans.
I accepted the chairmanship of this
representative American committee
because my experience as head of the
American representation on the Rlilnn
for four years and my observations
during a recent visit to Germany con
vince me that starvation faces Ger
many's undernourished children this
winter. . Under these conditions it
seemed imperative for me to act.
This committee will make a nation-
wide appeal for funds and the Amer
ican Society of Friends (Quakers)
will have exclusive charge of the feed
ing. e
As there Is such keen interest thru
out the United States in this under
taking we should be glad to give any
local committee, the fullest informa
tion in regard to the need in Germany
nnd our program for this humani
tarian work.
GEN'L HENRY T. ALLEN.
. Chairman.
New York City. Nov. 20, 1923.
A son was born to Mr. and Mrs.
our James Asher Neff Inst Wednesday.
Mu RipplingRhumosl
GIVING ADVICE.
I
'VK
Jlllll
livotl next iloor to H. II. llnrr since 'Liza crossed tho ice,
our nftVctiim nmiirht could lunr u thin.' hcvnnd nil
price; and wheh he planned to lmy a car he nslicd for my advice.
"The Koorhack car is what you need," 1 said, and meant it all;
"it Iuik the pep, it has the speed, its upkeep is Hinall; since you
have asked mo for my rede, the Koorhaek has the call." lie
bought a Koorhaek ear that day, nor grumbled at the cost; nnd
now he stops me on my way to tell me I'm a frost; it is no jrood,
that blanied old dray, from bumper to exhaust. It is a pitfall
and a snare, it has no pep or kick; the way it wallows every
where just makes his spirit sick; some day, he says, he will get
square, and pay me for that trick.. We have no pleasant visits
now, when dusk is all around, but irt"om is throned upon
brow, his laughs do tint resound, nnd often he impounds my cow,
and kicks my priceless hound. He works around his busted bus,
and shakes his fist at me, and often I can hear him cuss in linpocH
five or three, and as he loils amid the nuiss Ids wrath is sad to .sec.
Oh, never more shall 1 advise the man AvhoM buy a boat; let
other Kclf-conplaecnt uys themselves to that devote, let. otlitr
neitfhhor.s pUt him wise and sound the hnlpfid note.
fcH13 GREATEST THING IX THE
WOULD ,
by Laurel Gray
"Nice Gold Diggers
Many a girl in this town who con
siders herself "nice" is nctuatly prac
ticing thv wiles nnd devices of her
sisters who aren't considered a bit
nice. I mean the
sort of girl who
is a "nice" gold
digger. The
"nice" gold dig
ger would faint
if a c c U s e d of
bartering a kiss
for a five dollar
bill, but the same
girl will often ca
pitulate to a pair
of silk stockings
or a bid to a good
play or a lavishly
expensive dinner.
Not that they mean any harm. But
the "nice' gold digger hasn't much
chance to attain happinoss when she
goes into the business of being Invit
ing and Interesting for what there is
r in it for her. Such .girls are Invari-.
I ably "on the market.' for a new beau.
I To the ordinary man, a gold digger
is a gold digger. He doesn't make
tho "nice" distinction that many a
nice gold digger likes To apply to her
jself. A man reckons the weekly cx
Ipenditurvs for candy and flowers nnd
'tnxtcabs and theatres and dinners nnd
, luncheons even If he does spend !
nvlth n magnificent gesture of disdain
for the consequences. Most fellows
work and work hard for those dollars
(they spend so glibly. And the pirl
who Is considerate of the value of
'money, even If it ! the other fellow's.
Is the girl whoso popularity endures
forever and ever. A girl who imag
ines that her sweet society Is worth
so many dollars an hour, even it the
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