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MEDFORD MATT; TfUBTTN K, TVTfiDFQTCD, OTiKfiON, THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 8, 102.1 PAGft FOUR Medford mail tkibunb AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER PCBLI8HED -EVEBT AKTERNOON -'"itHlDFORD PRINTING CO. The Medford Sunday llornloe ahra la furnlahed aubaorlbera dMlrluff a aaven tey daily newapaper, , ,. "OHIO Mail Tribune Bulldini. ll-17-ia North Fir tree!. Phone 76,. : ' " A ooflaolldaf Ion of the Democratic Time, the Hertford Mall, the Med ford tribune, the Southern Oregonlw. The Ashland Tribune. ... B. Hl'jMPTER SMITH. Manager. t.s .. .... -I... a..nn Ulin . DU11 . . rjllyrltr Hunday Bun, moni. , liaily. wp.lmul Sunday Bun. year- MJ t TJaliy, Uncut bunday Sun, month tf'enklj; Mall Tribune, one year 1.00 fitridoy dun. one year -, 1 u.u fit' CAnitlElL In Medford. Aehland. r,ui..nnViiiA rAntriii Point. Phoenix. aiem ana on niniiwajo. l.i. .... ........... u... mnnlh .75 rally, Willi duiiuu :: lly, without Sunday Bun. month 6 pally, wiinuut ouuutty ou. J '-t: ally, with Sunday Sun. one year 8.60 ill terms by carrier, caah In advanoo. t' Entered ae aeoonr. craai matter at Medford, Oregon, under act of Maroh a, bfflolal paper of the City of Medford. ' The only paper benteeu fcrtigeno. Ore., tfnd flaerammito, CUf., a distance 01 vsr 600 miles, having leased wire Aeao feltted Press Bervftoe. ' ire imi. i-ii itliiiv ......i circulation for 11 months iillii( October 1, '. lire than double the circulation of any other paper publlahed or olroulated In MBMBUKJi OF TOR ASSOCIATED "the Aaaoclated Preaa la exolualvely entitled to the uae for republication of ail newa dlaoatchea credited to It ov not bUierwIae credited In thla paer, and alio to the local newa published herein. All rights of .republication of special lionhaa harnln MM rIMA reflnrVed.- ' J'Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry. ( "Tho Oregon Voter," published in tho hallowed metropolis of tho com monwoalth, complains bocauso tho phicago Tribune ridlculos Oregon, In a series of articles, but Oregon bout th,e Chicago Tribune to it. i ' ,;,By lotting tho autos ubo thoir own Judgment, thoro have boon no acci dents at prominent and woll known corners for throo days. i! That portion- of tho Ropubliklan party weaned away last fall from the principles of Lincoln, and Hoosovolt, by the bull and bunk- of ' Goblins, Pragons, Kllzords, and hot air rush ing gontly through tho larnyx of Wal ton M. I'lerco, nro now finding It hard : itt loep nights, worrying about what . Is going to happen in tho primaries ;,tP-.tho senior BoodHondor. Tho dis trlbutor of June pons and early roast Ins; ear seeds, is opposed by the Mayor pfi'Portland, who onco kisHOd a grand '.' opera singer; 'a-gentleman who-used "I toiplay ball at Jacksonville, and one " J'at McArthur, an unhung, unfloggod, , untuned "alien" of low religious and vuitriotlc content, who thinks tho con ' -trol of tho state Bhould bo 'removed from the. hlppoekot of "tho "Imperial rdprosontatlvo of Qmporor, West of the nocklos." Pat Ib not scared Btlff and white by tho fluttering of a nlght i gown, Nolthor is ho in holy torror - of itho wrath of Atlanta, or afraid to 1)0 flpoclfia in mentioning organized hellrnlBing by its given name. Tho Hlssor of Mary Qafdnn, and "tho" plo- heer first basoman of Jacksonville, . along with the sr. ea. are all swootly 5 n itho middle of tho road, or charm Ugly on tho fence, on tho real Ishuo the do-kiuxlng of Oregon. Now it Is Roared by tho. partially 'masked and gowned, and don t-know-lt wing1 of ItcpubliklulilBiii that Mr. 'McArtliui Xvlll corral that" wing favoring tho Identification of all men by nomuthing Veaides their foot, along with hun dreds of Democrats, of tho same no tion, and ruin the Grand Old Party jiext spring, liko they did a year ago. , ' Ho-halrlng of tho upper Up .Is all the go among tho middle class inules. -;S 1 ' I..-'., HOW AHOUT I1IMHKLF ti. j , (ItOHOhurg NewH-ItovUnv) (, o My hair is short and stringy. ', ;, po you think It would help It to , boh It? I huvo a boy friend, and . . , whon' ho comes to visit mo It , ) -Booms as though wo can't find it anything to talk about. Wlmt - would you suggost for hie to do? ; ," Thanking you for your ndvlco. u . xy.-z.-;.; Who roniemhors whon Henry Mackoy rodo a blcyclo. In full regalia, and racod Dock I'lckul's Bpnn of bays a dead heat from tho WuHhliigton school to tho mill oud track? ; , Chrlntmns is coming, and noxt to n )ilnd tire, thoro Is no gift liko a nhurp iipade the neighbors won't borrow. - ,. Now and then a duly olectod ropro Ho'ntntivo of tho pooplo guts postered pu( of office. ' ii " ' : ' AUTO-MAXIA Here lies tho body of Jim Dluko, " ' Tread Boftly nil Who pass; . , , llo thought his foot wiih on the brake, Cut It was on tho gas. : Typo Graphic. At Blxtj miles t Drovo Wllllo Bmiddori llo liiBt control, Ills wlfu's a wtddor. n and Country, l'unnsburg. Pa A DISGRACE TO THE STATE. A T TINS WRITING the rcBiilt of tho income tax is. still in doubt, linf tin iloubt about the result of the Mvction. .The into of ti'iiicaHiire yf.trmit iuipoi'tanee to the material .welfare of this state has beeii decided by a pitiful minority ot tho votilrs. ; ' "In JaclcMoii courtly tliree'out of every four qualified voters did not 1ke the trouble to go to the polls. The question of tan income tax was 'decided' by about 14 per cent of those qualified t! decide it. ';'hn ' ii,,.- fi, ,..Tn, inv uaii ni lfiKt. ih of Hirinlt imnortanee . 4 lie 'iiavtl. -citril, inv ,uv"juv "v-t f 1 - t compared to the fact that the people 'of Oregon take wfu little interest' in their public affairs that on a question of this sort, U4 or di voters out of one hundred are allowed to .determine the result, ... ( , . Under such conditions not only representative government, but nnnA i,miiiiuint iii i 111 niisKi 1 il ft. Wlic'tlier a full vote! would have changed the result Is of course a' dcbateable question. ,One can never Know. ' i; ." i ' " , i." ' . '. v ; Hut as long as there is minority voting, there can be. no expression of the majority will, and as long as there is no 'expresf Aoii'of the nia jr.rity will, there can ho no genuine, democracy. QUILL 'POINTS 1 'Quiet zone: A place of silence. Example: . AVhite house. The story of Spanish unrest appears to bo bound in Morocco. It is only when laws lose their teeth that things gut gunurifcd up. As wo' remember it, the original bono of contention, -was taken out of Adam's side. . , ' The commodity most essential in the manufacture of war material is nationalism. , , 'Bvon in tlieso hard-boiled' times, not, all criminals come clear. Some 'plead guilty. About all fame is good for is to serve as an alibi iii case ytu' wish to write a book. A man may be down, but he isn't out until he begins to blame bis Wife for his failure Another popular method of keeping hand soft and white is to let mother wash tho dishes. , . . ' "' The difference between' a meek wife dud an independent wife is about $100 worth of clothes. At last American culture is on the down grade. Not ii new dunce step has been invented this mouth. . '.. In tliG old days,. a coach and four' represented the class of a'com muuity ; low it's a coaeli and cloven. Why should Americans go to Europe' to sec ruins when so many of them como over here to lecture? . ' : Tho jitney isn't an entirely new idea,1 however. There's a Biiake that rattles before it strikes, also. ' Tow t . a ',f : I lore Ilea what's left Of Henry Olonn; Match In gas tank Up went Hen. -fclan Francisco Chronicle.' i Bill Turpln sneered At caroful folk; He hasn't sneered Since his axle broko, Pitt Panther.' Hon Illgglns nover would bo punned lio bragged hl civr's endurance. pjq iiasiicd six cara ' wlth'-tiackward v Klanco ' ills wife has his Inaurnnco. ! . - -i Pitt Panther, ' IT. P. Smith Is expected home lodny from Portland whero bo has been nt tending the Pnrlfio Intornntlnnnl Livestock exposition. ." There apjiehrs to' bo a pllice for everything' eXtiept a youiig lius biind when thcro is a new baby in tho house. ' III just a little while most of us will bo assuring ourselves that wo liko chicken ibetter than turkey, anyway. 1 -11 If ho roniinds you that Ford's stockholders got rich, rest assured the stock ho is offering isn't worth a whoop. Correct this sentence:, "If that was my child," stormed the ner- vous liitlo (nun, "I'd beat that stubbornness but'of it,'' .,.'.. i RipplingRhumes m THE GRIEtf TALKER. ON13 TRICK of Ilirnm Ilubbel'u 1ms often made mo frown; lio talks about his troubles as though they weighed him down. Yet 'ho has every blussing a man should hope to see, and he should ho confessing his gratitude and glee. His health is quite resplen dent, his vitals working' fine, and he is independent, with rubles put in brine.' His cribs and burns aro swelling with harvests from his soil, and yet he's always telling about his corn or boil. He. rides in state and glory, his ear is painted blue; his credit's liunkydory, no bailiffs aro in view. Bach day tho choicest vic tuals reward him for his toil ; yet while he sits and whittles ho talks about his boil.- lie talks about his spavin from morning until night j yet nil the things worth havin' aro lavished on this wight.; His wife lias jewels pingling upon her ample breast, his daughters "fair are mingling in overy social fosti He always has been gnard od from trouble and defeat, and nothing has retarded his march-' to Easy street, lie should be' blithe and cheerful, but when you -seek his booth, he'll hand you out an earful about an aching; tooth. No anthem is he humming, no madrigal of glee, and when I seo him coming I climb the nearest tree. CHILDREN CRlf FOR "0151111" A Harmless -Substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops and Soothing Syrups No Narcotics! Mother! Fletcher's Caatoria haa bean 'in Has for oror 30 yeara to relieve tmblea "and children of Conntipfttioii, Flatulency, Wind C'olio anil Diarrhea; allaying ' Feverlshnees ariaing there from &nd hv reunlatinir (Jut Stntiianh 1 and Bowels,, aida tig luwimilalion ol Food: giving natural sleep without opiates. The genuine bears signature ol Personal' Health Service , i'v'f By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. . NoUd Phytlcian and Author :'; 8lgnod letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to di sease diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady If a stamped, 'ijlf addressed envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In Ink. Owing to the large number of letters received, only a few can be an swered here.'' 'No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instruc tions. Address Dr. William Brady, In care of this newspaper. r ' . Prevention of Piles ... . , ,' As I took occasion to say In our last prophylactic precautions one subject conference about varicose veins, it Is to varicose hemorrhoidal veins can n,y healthful practice to refrain from "K!fl'"atf ".ltkH of plies is a ; 1 careful toilet of tho perineal region, publishing tho symptoms, for I have ( washinff w!th aoap dnd water and a Huspiefon that too many people are 1 rinsing with cool water and careful already equipped with tod many symp- f drying after every evacuation, and tonin and it ia no part of a health J regularly each night and morning. , teacher's work to add to the popular! The horizontal posture, or better,' burden. posture which enables the blood to - BtlU, and all, in order to make my , run down hill in the hemorrhoidal Htuff here roatly in terestlng as well as amusing, I've got to flirt with the flymp veins, diminishes the distension. Sed entary folk derive benefit from rolling a few somersaults night and morning or doing a head stand or as- toms a little, not. h timing tho knee chest posture for a that I mean to pro sent tho reader with tho complete mak ings of a case, but meroly to keep "him tnV mlniltoo nr -hint- Ivlnrr wlflS iaV hips higher than the shoulders. going along with us In tho hope that ii may unwittingly tell s o m o t h I ng some QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Gelatlno ' A contends that gelatine Is very nu tritious and adds greatly to tho food value of ico cream. B contends that gelatine haB no food value and is used time that Is crood in'mnlt iner inn PrPnm mnriv'ns n. him for something. One has got to sort of ' der. Who is right? (R. L..) . : ' dangle some symptoms before tho Answer. Gelatine probably has reader's eyes now and then to keep some food value, that is, undergoes up that hopeful expectation. In tho quiescent Interval , between "attacks" of piles, a sensation of full ness and distension, is commonly felt by the subject, as tho from a foreign body or retained fecal mass. This ofton leads to III udvlsdil self dosing with cathartics- or to tho use of cno maa, both of which tend to increase tho congestion or distension of tho affected veins and honco to aggravate tho trouble. One at ail subjoct to piles can scarcely do himself a groatoc injury than to tako regularly or fre quently a laxative tablet or "liver pill" containing aloos or similar purgative ingredients. Indeed, thei habitual use of such physics must bo- reckoned a common contributing cause of piles. "J ho senso of fullnoss or discomfort oxidation and furnishes energy in1 the body. Cornstarch gelatine, glucoso and other adulterations legally per missablo and in "ico cream" aro there nofbecauso they havo nutritive value but because they are fillers and glvo that smooth body' or consistonco which the public likes. FlaxHced ot Iilnscod Some one asked you about flaxsocd or linseed for constipation. Which is it you suggested and how should it bo used? (Mrs. C. 13. J.) Answer. They aro tho same thing. Prom a tcaspoonful to a tablospoonful of the unground seeds may bo washed down with water, once or twice daily. This accomplishes satisfactorily the purposo for which expensive prepara tions liko agar aro much used now- itsolf, and the irritation produced by adays natural stimulation of peiis- tno constant resort to physics, com- ; talis (wave movements in tho allmen blno in many instances to convince . tarv tubo). tho victim of' internal or "blind" piles that he or sho Is suffering from some other pelvic disorder; many women,, moro particularly, jump to tho conclusion' that thoy havo some disorder peculiar to sex. The prevention of piles of course moans'' avoiding 'the causative condi tions I havo explained in this and pre ceding discussions of varicose veins. Perhaps one of tho most important Gallstones In an operation for gallstones is the gallsac removed or just tho stones? Can a person live long after tho gall sao is removed? (C. H.) ' Answer. Sometimes just tho stones but somotlmes the gallsac Is so badly damaged that it is removed too. Many thousands of persons are living minus gallsacs, moro happily and' with greater expectations. "JUST TOWN TALK" ' Copied lUght By Mike , .in' HE LIVES noxt door ' TO A stutoly mansion WHERE THEY bavo a chauttour . .. AND THIS chauttour t IS A forolgnor'' WHO DOESN'T know . .. THAT LITTLE lads TEN YEARS old SHOULD NEVER smoke AND HE lioops cigars AND THEY are mild AND CHEAP cigars ' AND OFTEN times '' HE PASSES out 1 a THESE MTLD-cigars" ' ' ,:' ' ' AND THE little boy . : . . ..r.., '. . ... , . . WlLL MOOCIt his share - AND HIDE away ' AND SMOKE his fill f ... AND THIS wont on ; " FOR- QUITE somo time ,: UNTIL ONE day ' ; V . ' " DAD FOUND out . a AND DAD wont down a. a TO THE comer store AND BROUGHT back homo ' a TWO DLACK cigars - , - THE STRONGEST brand THAT HE could buy ' AND CALLED his boy a AND EXPLAINED to him' a ' a THAT HE was Rwnro a THAT HE had loamod a ' THAT HE was smoking a a ON THE sly ; a a BUT IT wasn't right ' ' . . . - TO SNEAK away a a THAT IT was moro manly; '. a a a TO SIT at homo ' a a AND SMOKE with him , AND SO dad passed a A ULACK cigar a a AND JUNIOR lit It a - a AND PUFFED timidly a a a AND THEN began a ' a " a IN YOUTHFUL earnest a a . a TO CREATE a "smoko sereon" a a a AND BEGAN shawlng off a a BY MAKING '-'rings" -AND AT the bnd a a a THE 10-year-old ' a m a FINISHED STRONG . . a AND DAD was sick mm AND THE next morning , a a HE TOLD the boy a m m IF HE over heard a a HE SMOKED again a a HE'D REMOVE tho nlcotlno . FROM HIS system . WITH A hickory club a a a I THANK you. COMMUNICATIONS Wants Perry for lycglsliituro. To tho Editor: As the time is drawing nonr for the chooslnK nf candidates for the sprinK prlmnry election. I wish to propose the name- of Mr. A. Gump Porry. editor of tho Smudgo 101 as a candi divto, tor the state legislature. With Mr. Perry In tho legislature, much RHEUMATISM On mint ExLtt In tho Tinman Body If . You Will Vso Trunk s Prescription It is preposterous. In fact. It is a shnme to suffer with inflammatory, muscular, sciatic or any form of Kheumatism. , , This Prescription does not ruin the stomach, it does not depress the heart. Eat all tho meat and good food you wish, while taking Trunk's Prescription, Contains no mercury. snlicylatQ soda, oil wlntergreen, 'or nrcotlcs, but positively, overcomos any kind of rheumatism or eout on earth. What more do you want? There is nothing Just as good, and it la impossible to get something better. Tho greatest uric acid solvent known and also a superior liver medicine. Trunk's Prescription - sells for $1:T9ot S for only $5.00 afHaakins prmj stor. Aqv, needed legislation would somi bo enawted, amongst which I might men tion: The absolute prohibition of any turkey, chicken, duck or goose to eat any Band, gravel or other grit, with penalties nttnehed. A ;Inv forbidding small potatoes to grow,' thereby preventing the dt-splsod farmer from putting them in the mid dle of tho-sack, as perhaps was done on tho Perry farm during Mr. P.'s boyhood days there. ' A life term in tho penitentiary for any farmer to bo caught hunting, fishing or driving an automobile Tho death penalty to be imposed on1 all trainmen, for blowing their whistles, for any purposo whatever within 10 miles of the Smudge Pot office. The immediate destruction of Eagle Point by poison gas. Tho only serious obstacle as I can see to Mr. Perry's candidacy is tho dose proximity of the state 'hospital to tho state houso at Salerno Ho mlfiht bo discovered then, r- perish the thought, wo might lose him. Yours Very Truly,' JOSHUA WETBACK. Tolo, Orcg., Oct. 26. MB II I I.I I I I I I THIS G1U4ATKKT THING IN THE WORLD By Lame! aiay. Itoniuiico Sever,' Noicr Dies Don't fall into-the evil of "kidding sihiiiit luvo and marriage. It, is amaz- linfit how niucli of' this boos on. It Is astonishing bow casually some youns :,.;,.., 0,v ,, women regard tho. oyo attacn-. ment. ' Men , aro not so . freely given to it, some how. Many a girl speaks of her engagement with an ap o 1 og e 1 1 a smile as if she were admltt i n g to somo tempor ary weakness. . I: wonder why? Love is the pos session which we all spent a lifetime in cultivating. an onco possessed, In keeping perfect. Love sweeps away all barriers, levels all mountains, grins In tho face of dis aster and even yes, sometimes even thrusts out an impudent tongue at poverty. And that's going somo you gotta admit! Yet wo accept It all as a matter of course, liko we do tho oatmeal for this morning's break fast. And when wo are married wo presently drop into tho predestined groove and Instead of making mar riage a greator romance than tho period ot courtship, we resignedly consider that we nro now sot In life's mcrry-go-iouud, and didn't we have a perfectly wonderfu! time yesterday! How absurd we are! I fancy that In Europe marriage must bo a whole lfl more exciting. In Franco, for oxnm ple, a husband pays more ardont court to his wife than to his mistress, on tho theory that he must do so to prevent his wife seeking an outlet for nor emotions elsewhere. That Isn't a very pretty idea, and I'm sure a lot of you will bo shocked that I ovon dare mention it. Hut, nt tho same time, it'9 worth thinking about. Romance nover, never dies of old age. Wo kill it ruthlessly with neglect and disuse. By til' tlmo til' average father gives away th' brido lie lia'lnt got ' nolliiu' elso to give. If tit' mock do ever Inherit th' rarth soma , one 'H git it away from 'em bo- fore they have it an hour. Kodak' Finuhing lor Uioh who demand the beat. - Swem'i Studio r 817 E. Main Medforfl You'ii like them even better : after a month or so It's easy to stress the service of clothes when a suit is new when every detail of the tailor's art is untouched by wear. Kuppenheimer .. , GOOD CLOTHES ' i ' ' are tailored to retain their shape right to the end of their wearing term. That's another point in their favor. $35 to $55 Hardeman Hats , $3.50 to $6.50 Wilson Bros. Furnishings DEUEL'S the house of Kuppenheimer good clothes
