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1ULJK .Medford Mail Tribune AN INDEPENDENT NEW8PAPHR PUBLISHED EVERT AFTKRNOON l&MtVOUD Pill NT I NO CO, Thn Mftdfnrd HtinilBV Uornlnv Hun la furnished subscriber i Hiring a van day dally newspaper. Offic Had Tribune null (11 n. IS-27-It North Kir Bireei. 1'none vo. A consolidation of the Democratic Times, the Medford Mall, the Medford Tribune, the Southern Oregon! an. The Aaniano xnoune. BOKWflT W. RTJHU KdKor. 6. SUilFTEU SMITH, M ameer. n II Tn Arivmnr.A! Thllv with Sunday Hun. year 17 Mi Da.iy vltt Sunday Bun, month .76 i l A.'.ii'iut Sunday Sun, year- 1.60 UatJy. wlllifut Sunday Sun, month .6 i ....i. 'itiiunu. une year 2.00 Su(.'ii .Hun, one yoar 8.00 J trknonvfUe. Central Point, Phoenix, Talent and on Highways; liHtiv. with SuntiMv Hun. month .76 X'ully, without Sunday Hun, month Dally, without Sunday Sun, year.. 7.60 Daily, Willi ountiay nun, one yeiir o.uu All terms uy carrier, cusn in aumnce, Entered aa aeconr. emm matter at Vttdforu, Oregon, unaer act oi juaroa b, Official pnper of the City nf Medford. The only paper beiitneu touRene. Ore.. nc Macrameiuo, ni., a uim-auua uj over 600 miles, having leased wire Asso ciated ,1'reM service. - Sworn aaiiy av-mm ctrculatlon for all -mouuiu uii'Iiiik ucioiwr i, mam lliun rimililn tl.A M re 111 fit IfHl Of dnV other paper published or circulated In jncKsnn jouniy. MEMBERS OV THM. A8SOCIATH.D PRESS. j , The Associated Press Is exclusively entitled to the use for republlcatloo of all hflws dispatches credited to It or not otherwise crnrilted lnv this paper, and also to the local iwwii published Herein. All rlKhts of republication of speoUl SipnnTRties nerein nra amu Ye. Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry. Donations mo belnK solicited to finance the Henry Ford boom for m-esldnnt. An ho only confOHHOS to possessing $246,000,000, tho niovo 1b timely. ' With tho Impeachment of Governor Walton augured, Oklahoma Ih Iro Kresslne hack to norinulcy with rinhtoous strides. There havo boon two flotfKliiRS and a lynching In tho lant 86 hours. MothbitllH havo booii ordered out of tho nightgowns. What Oregon needs Is more fisher mon and hunters, and candidates for office? movie op wm. vawtiir. .711.. AUK FOUR YKAHS. MAK1NO AX INFORMAL HIT WITH A YOUNG IjADY, HAMIO AfiK, WIllliK TIIKIIt ItlOKl'lSCTIVJS MA'S AUK SHOWING. Passes young lady In alslo, gots his oyo.' Young lady iBiiores. YounB lady relents, and elves friendly smile. ' YounB man smashes younB lady on head with omnty stocking bo". Young lady hides behind mother's skirt. YounB man stamps foot. YounB lady suueulH. . Young lady pecks out. Gets hair pulled. Young man elves Imitation of loco motive. Young lady comes out from behind mother's skirt to behold phe nomena. Young man docs lightning chango net. Now a horso. Trots threo times around counter, ltnro over, coltlshly kicks young lady's Ma on shin. Young lady advances. Young man slaps her faco. Performance repeat ed threo times. Young lady gets friendlier. Young man musses up hair, and mnkos faco at own mother. Young lady approvos. Young man assumes ferocious nttl tudo of star right tackle of football team. Falls in attempt to stnnrt on hood. Tries to wrap left leg around neck. Young man butts yoniiB lady with head, Now a goat. Decides to ren der a solo, nndi suddonly changes mind. Young lady throws off Icy reserve and becomes real Bociablo. " Couple staro at each other blankly at close rango. Young man offers younB lady Jack son county bank. Young lady accepts, and holds his hand. Time to go. Hoth ronounco parents, nnd finally separated by spanking ultimatum. Hoth squall without en forcement. Young man quits without warning. Sees another young lady down street, ltefuses to say good-byo. TIT I'OIt TAT (Salem Capital Journal) The Capital Journal tho other ! , evening put a nlght-shlrt, instead of a night-shift, on the Hpaubllug milts, whereupon tho Htatesmau, not to bo outdone, ndvertlses a "slightly defectlvo virgin." Tho Htatesman wins. Galveston can easily obtain 100,000 people by tho concerted effort of it men and women. (I'i-ohh liiHpatch). THIS IS VOKT11Y , I wish I were a vegetable To elbow clods away. , To dig my roots Into the earth And burrow there all day; To feel tho sun upon my leaves And worms about my toes, , To have n destined end the pot, , A Clod who weeds tho rows; To push nnd sprend and bask and swell And finally bo ent. I wish I wero a radish, Or a turnip or a beet. i. , (Poetry Mngasslne.) Gullly of Murder NEW YOUK. Nov. S. Kulogla I,o mdo, Filipino who htis been on trial In general sessto is for ten days on a charge of having slain lllossoin Mar t tin, a nurse, on Juno 8 last, was found guilty of murder today. " Cotton .Tumps I'p Again. NBW YOUK, Nov. 3. Cotton today advanced 06 points nt the opening of tho market, representing a totnl jump '": of -806 points or $13 n 'ale in the sensational trading of the Inst two days. January today torn-hod 32.18. March 12-33 and May 32.25. t WHAT'S WRONG TIIEHE are plenty of international lawyers, but no international lawK. Aside from a few unimportant anil vaue ieni'vali.ations (lie nations of the world internationally, are still living in tlie slone aye. It is really very strange. Nations are merely combinations of in ilividuals. and yet what individuals regard us a matter of course, na t ions don't regard at all. Individuals for example, nges ago, decided that yielding to a higher authority was not only good morals 'but good business. The professional trouble maker was tabooed. .Spending the eight hour day in clubbing tin.' neighbors, was abandoned as a waste of time. Nations have never adopted There is lio international law against war. An far as the law is con- Ci'rned, any nation at any time, among the neighbors, and by winning the fight, not even run the risk of a jail sentence. , Ro on down all the line. Individuals have gradually achieved an appreciation of moral values. It is and a larger percentage of women, regard a life devoted exclusively to selfish and material ends is pretty much a failure. a failure. , So wo have not only our many millions of incidents every day,' where one individual does something for another, not to profit materially in any way, but merely for the satisfaction of having done a good deed. , . Not so with nations. If you want to get tho grand and glorious razoo, suggest to ome person of cancel its war debts, or go over beforo it crumbles not because able, hut simply beeauso Europo is sick unto death, and there would be. a great and lasting moral satisfaction in saving her life. Listen to the howl ! Within nations we look up to thcjndividual who now and then thinks about someone hut himself, but between ra tions unselfishness ranges between insanity and treason. So looking over the world today, in perspective, one is troubled by the fear, that no great improvement may ho expected until the nations of the world, learu to behave as their various respectable citizens have behaved these fifteen or tweiity hundred years. QUILL "The demolished car was heavily loaded;" So wo fear, was the driver. '' ; ' ' . ' tio to church and learn about see it. Before placing a high tariff on ferment and do something. Changes in the form of national hen-pecked husband very little, i , For goodncsa' sake, let's not havo another amendmont until fede ral courts catelf up with, this one. . . About the only thing European lack of confidence in tho other fellow. No well-bred girl will accept a ride from a stranger. It is a good idea not even to accept a light from a stranger. When tho meek inherit tho earth, ting even with those who now are An Arkansas pedestrian was run us develop our team work nnd we Correct this sentence: "I don't clared Daughter holly j "cotton ones You may not value your neck, (ho ear. Soma poor family would This is honest. In Charleston was arrested for impersonating an If, the chorus averages one yard of cloth per member, that is naughty. If it averages one-fourth Correct this sentence : "I was a rich man," said she, "but none of RfcplihgRhijntes few ;VWtrtesbo SMILING MY LIFE is full of trouble, I'm always stony broke, my face is dark with stubble, my razor is in soak. And people see ine wiggle with merriment and cray, "Why do you grin and gig gle when things are all awryt With teeth in need of filing, with fetlocks full of gout, you stand around here smiling why don't you weep old scout?" I say, "My map is shiny with smiles six inches widey because I've fountf the briny no comfort will pro vide. If wails would euro my bunions or licnl my aching ears, I'd soon lo fining onions to start a flow of tears." My life is full of sorrow, nnd griefs my bosom raek, for people come and borrow and never pay me back ; my hens have quit they laying, some fellow swiped my lyre, my brindled cow is strayiug afar from home and byre. I'm daily growing fatter, outgrowing all my coats, my tins hnve all gone flatter than moral anecdotes. I have excuse for Nighing, excuse for black despair, for wailing and for er.viig, and rending of my luilr. lliit still I smile anil twitter like some blamed loeoed elf, and if my soul is bitter I keep it to myself. For no one likes the duffer who seems to say, "My friends just witch me while I suffer from pain that never ends!" WITH THE WORLD this simple lesson of ' civilization. can go on the war path, run amuck safe to say six out of ten men, ! iOTM organized charities, but wo have importance, that the United Slates to Europe and set the house in order there is any material reward prob POINTS the hereafter, or go autoing and wheat, let's see if the stuff won't government probably interest a nations now have in common is a what a time they will have get arrogant. down by an ambulance. Just let can eliminate all lost motion. care what the others wear," de are good enough for me." but at least have some regard for ho glad to have it. a man who frisked a-bootlegger officer. . yard, that is art. the only girl in the family to marry my sisters envies mo." THROUGH. Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. Noted Phytician and Author , , 8lgned letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to di sease diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady If a stamped, elf addressed tnvelope la enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In ink. Owing to the large number of letters received, only a few can be an swered here. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instruc tions. ' Address Dr. William Brady, In care of this newspaper. Dilated Hemorrhoidal Veins Conditions which predispose to dls tontlon of the velnH nrertlHpose to hemorrhoids or piles, for' plies nre overd Intended, dilated or varicose hemorrhoidal veins. These veins empty dliectly Into the portal veins. ' which tarry blood from the alimentary tract to the liver; so that anythluK" which . causes enporgemont or congestion of the portal area or , the liver 'tends to ills tend tho hemor rhoidal velns since these veins lack v&lve s a n d to cause piles. Over eating, for Instance, Is a predisposing cause;, Juf plain laziness Is another, for lack of exercise tends to keep con sideranlo of the blood of the body stagnating or sulking in the vast net work off veins In the abdomon. Piles are varicose veins.'' Surgical removal or obliteration of the varl cosed veins Is the only cure there is for piles. This does not mean that every case requires surgical treat ment. Various methods are employed for the obliteration of tho dilated volns which are plies. It isn't always neces sary to UHe "the knife," tho if I wero the patient I'd as lief be operated on with the knife as by any other method; in many cases only a local anaesthetic Is required. Hi making of plies, probably about one of every threo cases so called fa In reality not what tho sufferer too read ily assumes It to be; Incorrect guesses about the trouble lead to a great deal of useless and perhaps harmful treat ment, ' i Frequent slight, perhaps unsus pected internal bleeding from vari cose hemorrhoidal veins sometimes undermines health seriously before the victim seeks examination and ad vice by the doctor. Constipation predisposes to piles, and plies to constipation, and the common physics habitually resorted to predispose to both conditions, i'hnt "JUST TOWN TALK" Copied Right By Mike IT'S A wonder to me HOW THE "Gods of Fate" CONTINUE TO alllgn themselves OVER ON my side ; - AND I'M thankful AND APPRECIATIVE ' " ' ' AND EVERYTHING else THAT A man should bo . TO A generous providonce THAT IS forever PROTECTING HIM PROM THE rebuffs OP Tllli world at large AND RESCUING him FROM Til 13 places WHERE THE angels FEAR TO tread ANYWAY I'D been shaved IN THE Nasli shop m m AND THE porter HAD FINISHED extracting A WEI.L-worn dimo BY THE doxtorloua method OF MASS.VOING jny nock WITH THE whisk broom WHEN I notlcod - w ' A VERY bald head . . 1 IN ONE of the chairs ANNOUNCEMENT! You' arc cordially invited' to inspect the most up-to-date equipment for cylinder grinding which will he open for business November 5th. AT PEMBROOKE'S Phone S43 $ j 674 Olive St. EUGENE, OREGON AH Work Will Be Fully Guaranteed fleenis like a sad state of affairs. And all unnecessary, too, if people would only listen to what I tell 'em. QITKKTIOXS AND ANSWERS Fut Women 1 Ion so Notice It goes without sAying that I have n lot of symputhy for fat women. I like 'em best klnda fat. Eut I wish they'd forgot for a while to toll mo, when they're wrltln for advice about reduc tion, what slender young things they were when they got married. I'm willing to concede that. When a man contracts to furnish 21 meals a week to a 130 pounder It is certainly hard lines for him to bo compelled to nour ish 180 pounds or more without even the satisfaction of a little exemption on his Income tax.. So I'm for better girth control and more little exemp tions. Foods and Aridity Please print a classification of the principle foods showing those which tend to increase acidity and thoso which have the opposite effect. (Ii. II. Lt.) Answer. All foods are burned or oxidized to supply new tissue material or fuel for energy in the body; tho "ash" of some roods Is more acid, and of others more alkaline. Classes of foods which tend to give an acid ash and increase acidity or acidosis are: meats, eggs, the grains or cereals, peanuts, and plums, prunes and cran berries, these three fruits yielding benzoic acid. Classes of foods which tend to give an alkaline ash and op pose acidity or acidosis are; all fruits except the three juBt mentioned, all vegetables, particularly the green vegetables and relishes or salad veg etables. Careful experiments with various diets, with men as tho sub jects, have proved that potatoes, ap ples, lettuce, oranges, raisins, bananas tomatoes, lemons and grape-fruit, are especially valuable to oppose acidosis. Probably there Is no more effective way of opposing acidosis or acidity in the systom than by eating large quan tities of orange, lemon or grapefruit. Milk Is neutral In this regard. Bread, taken In considerable quantities tends to give an acid ash. AND THOUGH the- face WAS ALL covered over WITH A steaming towel . ; I RECOGNIZED the head AS BEING the property OF ONE Wm. Whillock ... ' AND REAL playful like I BEAT a tattoo ON THE shining dome e AS I went by AND EJACULATED SEVERAL WITTY remarks THAT I bad rend IN AN ulmanic ABOUT BALD heads AND THEN tho barber LIFTED THE towel AND THERE was a faco - I NEVER had soon IN ALL my life AND I hurried out AND I'M going to see REPRESENTA1VE COWOLL m ABOUT ENACTING a law THAT WILL compel bnrbers TO DISPLAY name plates AND BY so doing ELIMINATE EMBARRASSMENT I THANK you. THE G1UCATF.KT THING IX THE I WOULD By Laurel tiray. ' For Married Folks Only. This is for married folks only. Let mo whwper it. Is your husband afraid of you? Don't draw back in dismay or startl- e d Indignation, my sister, for it is a fact that half the married men in this big town are skeered to death of what the wife will do or say or think Yep, it's a fact! I doubt if there Is a handful of men in this town who would dare come home with a new suit of clothes without having brought the matter up In family coun cil1 before hand. I am sure there aren't a' dozen men within a mile ra dius of my desk who would dream of staying downtown to dinner In nocent affair you understand with out previously having taken the mat ter up with tho high priestess of the temple If you know who I mean. Mind you."l don't say that friend hus liand may safely or properly bo a creature of careless moods and Im pulses and a free auent in all re spects. Hut I do believe that, the modern married man should havo a little more freedom. I writhe when I henr some great big strong healthy man say, wanly: "I will ask the wife and see what she thinks about ft." It reminds . me ofa business men's con ference. Half a dozen men sit down to a conference. They talk for three hours and nine minutes. And then they all do exactly what the boss says they shall do. That is the sole object of a conference. Family conferences are much the same. In the long run, what happens is what the boss dic tates. Tho question is: "Who's boss In your bungalow?" (Copyright John F. DUle Co.) ' Notice of District Road Meetings Road District Number 0, Jackson County, Oregon. Notice Is hereby given that In pur suance of a petition duly and legally signed by more than three free hold ers and legal voters residing in Road District Number 9, Jackson County, Oregon, and duly nnd legally present ed to tho County Court of Jackson County, Oregon, a district road meet ing of the legal voters of said district number 9, will bo held at Hollenbeak Store near McLeod Bridge, In Jack son County, Oregon on the 19th day of November, 1923, at the hour' of 2:00 o'clock P. M. on said day for the purpose of levying a special road tax not to exceed 10 mills on the dollar on all taxable property, within said road District for tho special Improve ment of the roads In said Road Dis trict and for any other purposes which may seem proper to come be fore said meetings. Dated at Jacksonville, Oregon this 31st day of October. 1923. G. A. GARDNER, County Judge. GEO. ALFORD, County Commissioner. Babson says 'There la very llttlo boiisu In spending the beat part of one's life In working hard to get a few dol lars it those dollars do not earn for you after you get them. . . . If your income la $5000 or under, It la probable that all your savings for some time should be used as an investment fund. COPCO Preferred Copco Stock par value $100 now selling at $08 per share yields 7.14 per nnnum. Stock may be secured on partial payment plan ?5 per month. 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You will receive a ten cent bottle -of Foley's Honey, and Tar for Coughs, Colds, and Croup, also free sample packagec of Foley Kidney Pills for Backache, Rheumatic Pains, Kidney and ' Bladder trouble, and Foley Cathartic Tablets for Constipa tion and Biliousness. These wonder ful remedies have helped millions of people. Try them! Sold everywhere. .Adv. BARTLETT FURS With M. M. Store Medford Bldg. The Day of the Knight la HERE I" '" jr ZZ3 FIVE REASONS 1 Quiet. 2 Flexible. 3 Powerful. 4 Economical . 5 Improves with use. Let Your Next Car Be a WILLYS KNIGHT Motor Co. The Day of Mm Knight la HEMS Kodak Finishing . tor thoee who demand the beat. Swem't Studio , IT K. Mala ' Mmtfonf Medford Iron Works Out Spedaltj Medford Quartz Mill Mining and Sawmill Machinery. General Foundry and Machine --V : , , .Work.. I 115 N. Central (H. The Busy Corner