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Ye. Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
Donations mo belnK solicited to
finance the Henry Ford boom for
m-esldnnt. An ho only confOHHOS to
possessing $246,000,000, tho niovo 1b
timely. '
With tho Impeachment of Governor
Walton augured, Oklahoma Ih Iro
Kresslne hack to norinulcy with
rinhtoous strides. There havo boon
two flotfKliiRS and a lynching In tho
lant 86 hours. MothbitllH havo booii
ordered out of tho nightgowns.
What Oregon needs Is more fisher
mon and hunters, and candidates for
office?
movie op wm. vawtiir. .711..
AUK FOUR YKAHS. MAK1NO AX
INFORMAL HIT WITH A YOUNG
IjADY, HAMIO AfiK, WIllliK
TIIKIIt ItlOKl'lSCTIVJS MA'S AUK
SHOWING.
Passes young lady In alslo, gots his
oyo.' Young lady iBiiores.
YounB lady relents, and elves
friendly smile. '
YounB man smashes younB lady on
head with omnty stocking bo".
Young lady hides behind mother's
skirt.
YounB man stamps foot. YounB
lady suueulH.
. Young lady pecks out. Gets hair
pulled.
Young man elves Imitation of loco
motive. Young lady comes out from
behind mother's skirt to behold phe
nomena.
Young man docs lightning chango
net. Now a horso. Trots threo times
around counter, ltnro over, coltlshly
kicks young lady's Ma on shin.
Young lady advances. Young man
slaps her faco. Performance repeat
ed threo times. Young lady gets
friendlier.
Young man musses up hair, and
mnkos faco at own mother. Young
lady approvos.
Young man assumes ferocious nttl
tudo of star right tackle of football
team. Falls in attempt to stnnrt on
hood. Tries to wrap left leg around
neck.
Young man butts yoniiB lady with
head, Now a goat. Decides to ren
der a solo, nndi suddonly changes
mind.
Young lady throws off Icy reserve
and becomes real Bociablo. "
Couple staro at each other blankly
at close rango.
Young man offers younB lady Jack
son county bank. Young lady accepts,
and holds his hand.
Time to go. Hoth ronounco parents,
nnd finally separated by spanking
ultimatum. Hoth squall without en
forcement. Young man quits without
warning. Sees another young lady
down street, ltefuses to say good-byo.
TIT I'OIt TAT
(Salem Capital Journal)
The Capital Journal tho other !
, evening put a nlght-shlrt, instead
of a night-shift, on the Hpaubllug
milts, whereupon tho Htatesmau,
not to bo outdone, ndvertlses a
"slightly defectlvo virgin." Tho
Htatesman wins.
Galveston can easily obtain 100,000
people by tho concerted effort of it
men and women. (I'i-ohh liiHpatch).
THIS IS VOKT11Y
, I wish I were a vegetable
To elbow clods away. ,
To dig my roots Into the earth
And burrow there all day;
To feel tho sun upon my leaves
And worms about my toes,
, To have n destined end the pot,
, A Clod who weeds tho rows;
To push nnd sprend and bask and
swell
And finally bo ent.
I wish I wero a radish,
Or a turnip or a beet.
i. , (Poetry Mngasslne.)
Gullly of Murder
NEW YOUK. Nov. S. Kulogla I,o
mdo, Filipino who htis been on trial
In general sessto is for ten days on a
charge of having slain lllossoin Mar
t tin, a nurse, on Juno 8 last, was found
guilty of murder today.
" Cotton .Tumps I'p Again.
NBW YOUK, Nov. 3. Cotton today
advanced 06 points nt the opening of
tho market, representing a totnl jump
'": of -806 points or $13 n 'ale in the
sensational trading of the Inst two
days. January today torn-hod 32.18.
March 12-33 and May 32.25. t
WHAT'S WRONG
TIIEHE are plenty of international lawyers, but no international
lawK. Aside from a few unimportant anil vaue ieni'vali.ations
(lie nations of the world internationally, are still living in tlie slone
aye.
It is really very strange. Nations are merely combinations of in
ilividuals. and yet what individuals regard us a matter of course, na
t ions don't regard at all.
Individuals for example, nges ago, decided that yielding to a
higher authority was not only good morals 'but good business. The
professional trouble maker was tabooed. .Spending the eight hour
day in clubbing tin.' neighbors, was abandoned as a waste of time.
Nations have never adopted
There is lio international law against war. An far as the law is con-
Ci'rned, any nation at any time,
among the neighbors, and by winning the fight, not even run the risk
of a jail sentence. ,
Ro on down all the line. Individuals have gradually achieved an
appreciation of moral values. It is
and a larger percentage of women, regard a life devoted exclusively
to selfish and material ends is pretty much a failure.
a failure. ,
So wo have not only our many
millions of incidents every day,' where one individual does something
for another, not to profit materially in any way, but merely for the
satisfaction of having done a good deed. ,
. Not so with nations. If you want to get tho grand and glorious
razoo, suggest to ome person of
cancel its war debts, or go over
beforo it crumbles not because
able, hut simply beeauso Europo is sick unto death, and there would
be. a great and lasting moral satisfaction in saving her life.
Listen to the howl ! Within nations we look up to thcjndividual
who now and then thinks about someone hut himself, but between ra
tions unselfishness ranges between insanity and treason.
So looking over the world today, in perspective, one is troubled by
the fear, that no great improvement may ho expected until the nations
of the world, learu to behave as their various respectable citizens have
behaved these fifteen or tweiity hundred years.
QUILL
"The demolished car was heavily loaded;" So wo fear, was the
driver. '' ; ' ' . '
tio to church and learn about
see it.
Before placing a high tariff on
ferment and do something.
Changes in the form of national
hen-pecked husband very little, i ,
For goodncsa' sake, let's not havo another amendmont until fede
ral courts catelf up with, this one. . .
About the only thing European
lack of confidence in tho other fellow.
No well-bred girl will accept a ride from a stranger. It is a good
idea not even to accept a light from a stranger.
When tho meek inherit tho earth,
ting even with those who now are
An Arkansas pedestrian was run
us develop our team work nnd we
Correct this sentence: "I don't
clared Daughter holly j "cotton ones
You may not value your neck,
(ho ear. Soma poor family would
This is honest. In Charleston
was arrested for impersonating an
If, the chorus averages one yard of cloth per member, that is
naughty. If it averages one-fourth
Correct this sentence : "I was
a rich man," said she, "but none of
RfcplihgRhijntes
few
;VWtrtesbo
SMILING
MY LIFE is full of trouble, I'm always stony broke, my face
is dark with stubble, my razor is in soak. And people see
ine wiggle with merriment and cray, "Why do you grin and gig
gle when things are all awryt With teeth in need of filing, with
fetlocks full of gout, you stand around here smiling why don't
you weep old scout?" I say, "My map is shiny with smiles six
inches widey because I've fountf the briny no comfort will pro
vide. If wails would euro my bunions or licnl my aching ears,
I'd soon lo fining onions to start a flow of tears." My life is
full of sorrow, nnd griefs my bosom raek, for people come and
borrow and never pay me back ; my hens have quit they laying,
some fellow swiped my lyre, my brindled cow is strayiug afar
from home and byre. I'm daily growing fatter, outgrowing all
my coats, my tins hnve all gone flatter than moral anecdotes. I
have excuse for Nighing, excuse for black despair, for wailing and
for er.viig, and rending of my luilr. lliit still I smile anil twitter
like some blamed loeoed elf, and if my soul is bitter I keep it to
myself. For no one likes the duffer who seems to say, "My
friends just witch me while I suffer from pain that never ends!"
WITH THE WORLD
this simple lesson of ' civilization.
can go on the war path, run amuck
safe to say six out of ten men,
! iOTM
organized charities, but wo have
importance, that the United Slates
to Europe and set the house in order
there is any material reward prob
POINTS
the hereafter, or go autoing and
wheat, let's see if the stuff won't
government probably interest a
nations now have in common is a
what a time they will have get
arrogant.
down by an ambulance. Just let
can eliminate all lost motion.
care what the others wear," de
are good enough for me."
but at least have some regard for
ho glad to have it.
a man who frisked a-bootlegger
officer. .
yard, that is art.
the only girl in the family to marry
my sisters envies mo."
THROUGH.
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
Noted Phytician and Author , ,
8lgned letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to di
sease diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady If a stamped,
elf addressed tnvelope la enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In
ink. Owing to the large number of letters received, only a few can be an
swered here. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instruc
tions. ' Address Dr. William Brady, In care of this newspaper.
Dilated Hemorrhoidal Veins
Conditions which predispose to dls
tontlon of the velnH nrertlHpose to
hemorrhoids or piles, for' plies nre
overd Intended, dilated or varicose
hemorrhoidal
veins. These veins
empty dliectly Into
the portal veins.
' which tarry blood
from the alimentary
tract to the liver; so
that anythluK" which
. causes enporgemont
or congestion of the
portal area or , the
liver 'tends to ills
tend tho hemor
rhoidal velns since
these veins lack
v&lve s a n d to
cause piles. Over
eating, for Instance, Is a predisposing
cause;, Juf plain laziness Is another,
for lack of exercise tends to keep con
sideranlo of the blood of the body
stagnating or sulking in the vast net
work off veins In the abdomon.
Piles are varicose veins.'' Surgical
removal or obliteration of the varl
cosed veins Is the only cure there is
for piles. This does not mean that
every case requires surgical treat
ment. Various methods are employed for
the obliteration of tho dilated volns
which are plies. It isn't always neces
sary to UHe "the knife," tho if I wero
the patient I'd as lief be operated on
with the knife as by any other
method; in many cases only a local
anaesthetic Is required.
Hi making of plies, probably about
one of every threo cases so called fa In
reality not what tho sufferer too read
ily assumes It to be; Incorrect guesses
about the trouble lead to a great deal
of useless and perhaps harmful treat
ment, ' i
Frequent slight, perhaps unsus
pected internal bleeding from vari
cose hemorrhoidal veins sometimes
undermines health seriously before
the victim seeks examination and ad
vice by the doctor.
Constipation predisposes to piles,
and plies to constipation, and the
common physics habitually resorted
to predispose to both conditions, i'hnt
"JUST TOWN TALK"
Copied Right By Mike
IT'S A wonder to me
HOW THE "Gods of Fate"
CONTINUE TO alllgn themselves
OVER ON my side
; -
AND I'M thankful
AND APPRECIATIVE ' "
' '
AND EVERYTHING else
THAT A man should bo
.
TO A generous providonce
THAT IS forever
PROTECTING HIM
PROM THE rebuffs
OP Tllli world at large
AND RESCUING him
FROM Til 13 places
WHERE THE angels
FEAR TO tread
ANYWAY I'D been shaved
IN THE Nasli shop
m m
AND THE porter
HAD FINISHED extracting
A WEI.L-worn dimo
BY THE doxtorloua method
OF MASS.VOING jny nock
WITH THE whisk broom
WHEN I notlcod
- w '
A VERY bald head .
. 1
IN ONE of the chairs
ANNOUNCEMENT!
You' arc cordially invited' to inspect the most up-to-date
equipment for cylinder grinding which will he
open for business November 5th.
AT PEMBROOKE'S
Phone S43 $ j 674 Olive St.
EUGENE, OREGON
AH Work Will Be Fully Guaranteed
fleenis like a sad state of affairs. And
all unnecessary, too, if people would
only listen to what I tell 'em.
QITKKTIOXS AND ANSWERS
Fut Women 1 Ion so Notice
It goes without sAying that I have n
lot of symputhy for fat women. I like
'em best klnda fat. Eut I wish they'd
forgot for a while to toll mo, when
they're wrltln for advice about reduc
tion, what slender young things they
were when they got married. I'm
willing to concede that. When a man
contracts to furnish 21 meals a week
to a 130 pounder It is certainly hard
lines for him to bo compelled to nour
ish 180 pounds or more without even
the satisfaction of a little exemption
on his Income tax.. So I'm for better
girth control and more little exemp
tions. Foods and Aridity
Please print a classification of the
principle foods showing those which
tend to increase acidity and thoso
which have the opposite effect. (Ii.
II. Lt.)
Answer. All foods are burned or
oxidized to supply new tissue material
or fuel for energy in the body; tho
"ash" of some roods Is more acid, and
of others more alkaline. Classes of
foods which tend to give an acid ash
and increase acidity or acidosis are:
meats, eggs, the grains or cereals,
peanuts, and plums, prunes and cran
berries, these three fruits yielding
benzoic acid. Classes of foods which
tend to give an alkaline ash and op
pose acidity or acidosis are; all fruits
except the three juBt mentioned, all
vegetables, particularly the green
vegetables and relishes or salad veg
etables. Careful experiments with
various diets, with men as tho sub
jects, have proved that potatoes, ap
ples, lettuce, oranges, raisins, bananas
tomatoes, lemons and grape-fruit, are
especially valuable to oppose acidosis.
Probably there Is no more effective
way of opposing acidosis or acidity in
the systom than by eating large quan
tities of orange, lemon or grapefruit.
Milk Is neutral In this regard. Bread,
taken In considerable quantities tends
to give an acid ash.
AND THOUGH the- face
WAS ALL covered over
WITH A steaming towel
. ;
I RECOGNIZED the head
AS BEING the property
OF ONE Wm. Whillock ...
'
AND REAL playful like
I BEAT a tattoo
ON THE shining dome
e
AS I went by
AND EJACULATED
SEVERAL WITTY remarks
THAT I bad rend
IN AN ulmanic
ABOUT BALD heads
AND THEN tho barber
LIFTED THE towel
AND THERE was a faco
-
I NEVER had soon
IN ALL my life
AND I hurried out
AND I'M going to see
REPRESENTA1VE COWOLL
m
ABOUT ENACTING a law
THAT WILL compel bnrbers
TO DISPLAY name plates
AND BY so doing
ELIMINATE EMBARRASSMENT
I THANK you.
THE G1UCATF.KT THING IX THE
I WOULD
By Laurel tiray.
' For Married Folks Only.
This is for married folks only. Let
mo whwper it. Is your husband
afraid of you? Don't draw back in
dismay or startl-
e d Indignation,
my sister, for it
is a fact that half
the married men
in this big town
are skeered to
death of what the
wife will do or
say or think
Yep, it's a fact!
I doubt if there
Is a handful of
men in this town
who would dare
come home with
a new suit of clothes without having
brought the matter up In family coun
cil1 before hand. I am sure there
aren't a' dozen men within a mile ra
dius of my desk who would dream
of staying downtown to dinner In
nocent affair you understand with
out previously having taken the mat
ter up with tho high priestess of the
temple If you know who I mean.
Mind you."l don't say that friend hus
liand may safely or properly bo a
creature of careless moods and Im
pulses and a free auent in all re
spects. Hut I do believe that, the
modern married man should havo a
little more freedom. I writhe when
I henr some great big strong healthy
man say, wanly: "I will ask the wife
and see what she thinks about ft." It
reminds . me ofa business men's con
ference. Half a dozen men sit down
to a conference. They talk for three
hours and nine minutes. And then
they all do exactly what the boss says
they shall do. That is the sole object
of a conference. Family conferences
are much the same. In the long run,
what happens is what the boss dic
tates. Tho question is: "Who's boss
In your bungalow?"
(Copyright John F. DUle Co.) '
Notice of District Road Meetings
Road District Number 0, Jackson
County, Oregon.
Notice Is hereby given that In pur
suance of a petition duly and legally
signed by more than three free hold
ers and legal voters residing in Road
District Number 9, Jackson County,
Oregon, and duly nnd legally present
ed to tho County Court of Jackson
County, Oregon, a district road meet
ing of the legal voters of said district
number 9, will bo held at Hollenbeak
Store near McLeod Bridge, In Jack
son County, Oregon on the 19th day
of November, 1923, at the hour' of
2:00 o'clock P. M. on said day for the
purpose of levying a special road tax
not to exceed 10 mills on the dollar
on all taxable property, within said
road District for tho special Improve
ment of the roads In said Road Dis
trict and for any other purposes
which may seem proper to come be
fore said meetings.
Dated at Jacksonville, Oregon this
31st day of October. 1923.
G. A. GARDNER,
County Judge.
GEO. ALFORD,
County Commissioner.
Babson
says
'There la very llttlo boiisu In
spending the beat part of one's life
In working hard to get a few dol
lars it those dollars do not earn
for you after you get them. . . .
If your income la $5000 or under, It
la probable that all your savings for
some time should be used as an
investment fund.
COPCO
Preferred
Copco Stock par value $100
now selling at $08 per share yields
7.14 per nnnum. Stock may be
secured on partial payment plan
?5 per month.
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-'friendly Service"
PhoWeSM
a at i
BnotlceKor Ike Tnrk certainly
takes cure o' his customers. . lie's
Klvin' Jim) Kite actMirtllan lessons, ,
an' '11 give lilm a tin cup later on.
Tit dirferviK-c iK'tweeu a hilt,
clumsy, clirlil-niilcH - nor - gallon,
8e.riknus.sciiKcr uutotnobllo nil
social Ktamllii' ls'tliat-wu kin put
Ur cur up fcr til winter.
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111., writing your name and address
clearly. You will receive a ten cent
bottle -of Foley's Honey, and Tar for
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sample packagec of Foley Kidney
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Foley Cathartic Tablets for Constipa
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.Adv.
BARTLETT
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tor thoee who demand the beat.
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Out Spedaltj
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Mining and Sawmill Machinery.
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