Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, November 01, 1923, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextV PAGE FOTTIl MEDFOTm MATL TRTTjTTXE, TrET)FORB; OKEfiON, TTTTTRRT)AY, NOVEMBER 1, 1021 tfEDFOitD Mail Tribune AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER PUBLISHED KVERY AKTKRNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY. BY TUB MBDFOHD PK1NTINQ CO. Tbe Medford 8unly Mornln Bun'll turnlnhed ubsorlbers tutrlug " toy dally newapaper. Offloe Mail Tribune Bundles. H-17-JI North Fir treet. Phone 76. A comolldHtlon of the tiemocratlc Tlmoe. the Uedford Mall, fhe Medford Tribune, the Bouthorn Oregonlaiu Aehland Tribune. ROBEHT W. RUHU Editor. 8. BUMPTEIl SMITH, Manner. BT' At AIL tn Advance: Dally, with Sunday Hun, year 17. w Dally wltt: Sunday Bun. month. .jjj Dally, without Sunday Bun. yar i.jo Dally, without Sunday Bun, month . Weekly Mall Tribune, one year J.00 Sunday Bun, one year......... r-c,- BY CARItlKI In MedTord, Aehland, Jacksonville Central Point Phoenix, Talent and on Highways: Dally, with Sunday Hun, month.- .76 Dally, without Sunday Bun, month . Dallv, without Sunday Bun, year- 7.60 Dally, with Sunday Bun, one yar 8.60 ' All terme by carrier, caah In advance. Entered ae eeunnr. eme matter at Vledford. Oregon, under act of Marob e, 187. Official paper of the City of Medford. Bwoi-n naliv nvi-rnBi circulation for li months oiullnir OiMIjit !, Niaa, 3.1711, nore than aourne tue uireuwu'i y , other papfir publlehed or circulated In qk. nBn r.oi.i. faueene. Ore., pno BacrHiiifiiiu, v-mi.., - over 600 nillne. having leased wire Amo rlated Press Service. UKMBBlt Of THB ASSOCIATED PRESS. . , , ml. . in,..., upuh la exclusively entitled to the use for republication all news uispntcnen cruuneu w otherwlee credited In this gaer, and also to the local news puunomi" All rlfthts of republication of spoclal inii)m nerein urn hihii pti"" Ye Smudge Pot 6y Arthur Perry. Bobbed' hair Blmplliicfi matters nno shako of the head, and tho hall Jh combed. Who reniomhors when Central avenue wnii nil nronn for dog fights. Instead pf a cramped open air garage 7 Nothing IS bo disconcerting to (in ungodly alien, realm of Oregon, pro vince of Jackson, as to have a 100 per cent pure, ploiiH, and patriotic owner of a 16.50 nightMhirt, look hlni firmly and mnaaroly In tho top vest Imtton. t srri:uKTiTiov ItoVlIe It. scorn it, yot tho vokuo pre vail;!. ; Mon kn'juk on wood lent evil should nprea.'. Thirteen is Hhunned and Friday, too, ' - assalU Stout hearts that quail beforo no -, other fear. Ho dread 111 luck Who aoea across his ,f way - A cnt whoso fur Is nipj-o liko ninltt , thun day. (IJt. Dl.) ; Mincemeat will noon'tli on tap. DrUHtfo stops will bo inaugurated to prevent tho Incorporation of any Illicit meat in tho concoction. From ft Diary: Met T. Hill Isaacs on tho 31st Inst. JJodKOd a I hiss solo, and jumped in front of .y. lively poem. Lost week Hobert Lohman enjoyed tho' sensations which accompany a dontal chair. (Kale in ISta teaman). Including tho fclorioua ono of getting out, ' KOMI3 "Wl'r" IMtOIWtiANDA (Klamath FuIIh Herald) ' FOll SAIjIO OH Tit A DIJ, a bit? paying hotel and hoarding house; forty-flvo roomcra always, full. ''An Eastern 'Vi.hinKlon farmer was skinned out of $HUu0 at I'amn. Monday, by a modem version of tho three-pea Kame. Tho nkitineen were Mexican aoctiou hamln. Tlio plundered aKrlcutlurlt favorn Henry Ford for I'roHtdent, and ftrmerly lived in the Willnmotlu valley. . 1 Whilo there ia no rollKiou.i fervor manlfented in the lucomo tax law caiiipalKM, tho piffle, wuh never ho plain and Hlmple, principally tho lat ter. Thin tlocH our IXMiiucratio t;ov ornor, elected by Itepubliklau voteH, oralo throiiKh bin weather-beaten cowboy hat, In a mfcetlnn at 1 UllHbut m, Ore, un reported by tho fearleaH, but not too inueh no, 1'ortland preHH ; , "A man who ban an Income of $10,000 a year can afford to pay 31 00 Income tax," continued tho Kovernor. "And ho will Htlll havo plenty of money left to buy a : worthioiw, clKnrcttc-mnoklnK hu.s band for IiIh tlaiiKhter. No men aro quicker to auk tho governor for relief or tho militia than tho men nf large fortuucH. C'tily ono wealthy man In J'orttand is for tho lucomo tax." . What tho ronmnco of a rich liian'H dauKhtor. or tho militia uih to do with infliction of ono more foul law on a Borcly pctUered Htato, la a luyn tory. '"Worth lean. ciKarette-HinoklnK hUBbnnds," however, aro a vital Ihhuc. Tho amiable chief executive, in IiIm windinoss forgot to accuse all ban kern of bolus drunkards, or to make the uudlcnee bawl uver IiIh white-faced heifoi-8. OmlttiiiK these features, will leave tho lmpreKHlou, with realdentti of other ututcH, that ho tn a dema gogue. . Ho Is a healthy specimen of nix months of sclent if io care under the supervision of Miss A. (.iraco JohtiHon, professor of hoiiHchohl manaKeim'nt. (OAfl. Harometer). Kxperlenco not nlwayn tho best teacher. SAY: HOT DOOri'IR! I OtwHbnr! NowH-llcvk'w) ";' Dpar Mi'H. Kllwbury: ' I ' havo lioen told that tho correct thins .to Bay when belnfc introduced was "I am very glad to know you.' What if the other pornon nays it first, then what do you My VIXXIA. '- '.'For ton years I've waited to shako your hand," ho called, with tears in his throat. (Khrfrt Story Mag.) Tho proper place for tears. HOW HT HERE is apparently some A as to the proper way to vote If yon are in favor of the proposed income tax you should vote "Yes." ' If you are opposed you The referendum is similar to if the! income tax )iad: Jjeen proposed for the first time. V-Vf4" Jin"" you .want a stale ineoirto tax. "No" means you don't wnnt a state income- tax. The question is not on whether tiuin. action. It is solely on whether you want or don't want an in- eunc tax. QUILL The short am! simple iiiinals of There is no ouch thing as second nil impulse, ;;. ... ,.s Don't be afraid to speculate. now have money to burn. , Nothing is perfect in this hard wages, he finds few 'possums. Another amusing thing in the answers when her mistress rings. How did tired business men dress on Sunday before pajamas were invented? , . If she lives in. the country and neighbors call her a dutiful wife. Tho fresh air of the sleeping porch is very enjoyable after you get vour head under the covers. "A diamond that costs the importer $00 frequently retails for $1000." Aren't the freight rates awful! Dad held in his hand the first first toureh of winter," said he. Wo move to amend the League Covenant by inserting a clause for bidding members to get mad at one another. "The modern woman lias gone tho younger fellows havo so little When the milliner says, "It has the prico is something over $25. Tho chap who "ciin't oontrtil his fortune to press his chin against an, The miller's daughter won't need to marry the carl while dad can buy wheat as ho does and sell flour as lie does. Correct this sentence: "Don't' Son," consoled the father; "I know RippIingRhumos cr won BOILED r , SMKIiL,boiled ciibbage roods away, as I am toiling home, and JL like a warhorse snort, and say, "That smell is worth a pome. When one is weary and oppressed by labors in the mart, boiled cabbage soothes his savage breast, and heals his aching heart. No priceless orchid can supplant, tho cabbage fair to see;, now bless ings on my thoughtful aunt, who cooks such greens for me." The guys who bask in gilded ease say cabbage makes them sick; they havo to eat imported cheese to get the proper kick. One plain and wholesome grub sufficed, but now such grub they mock, and call for victuals highly spiced, and condiments that knock. For idleness destroys the edge (if honest appetite; but I can eat an iron wedge and find it tasles just right. And when at evening I repair along the homeward lane, the scent of cabbage on the air allays my inward pain. Sometimes a haughty neighbor shrieks when that smell hits his face, aesthetic people hold their beaks and say it's a disgrace. When I'm returning from tho quest of plunks and minted hones, I'm sure that Araby the blest no sweeter frag rance owns. How sweet he breath beneath tho bill of Sharon's dewy rose! !ut there's a fragrance sweeter still where yonder cabbage grows. The roso is sweet until it's spoiled by breezes 'bleak and raw, but it is worthless when it's boiled, and doesn't make good slaw. ,t 3 SAY - -BAYER" when you buy. Insistl Proved s.ife by millions and prescribed by physicians for Colds Headache Neuritis Lumbago Pain Toothache Neuralgia Rheumatism Accept only "nayer" package which contains proper directions. IlanJy "Hayor" boxes of 12 tablets Also Kittles of 24 nnd 100 Rrupgint. Avmo 1 tl) trtOe marb of Direr Mitiufacturt of MDccllcirltlvitrr of Stlllfllcicltl TO VOTE. doubt in the minds of many people ut the corning election. should vote "No.M any other election and one votes as you favor or oppose tho refcren POINTS the poor: Born, taxed, forgotten. thought. The first one was just Those who bought German marks ! world, and where Sambo finds high . f movies is the prompt way the maid looks humbled and broken, the. letter from Junior, at college. "The crazy about antiques." Ah well; money to spend. such a youthful effect," she means temper" has never had tho good efficient set of knuckles. worry about your low grades, you did your best." nawn CABBAGE. i Af) Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. Noted Phytician and Author Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to di sease diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady If a stamped, self addressed envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In ink., Owing to the large number of loiters received, only a few can be an swered here. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instruc tions. Address Dr. William Brady, In care of this newspaper. Tho Perils A certain amount of worry is good for one who Is fully grown up and c-nnio to his senses. The Individual who Is duly .concerned about things he can holp Is not like ly to stew over things ho can't help. Toward 40 la the right 1 1 in o for a mart or wom an to begin worry ing a Utile about health, bectiUHO the decade from 40 to BO 1h becoming steadily more peril ous from generation to generation, as statistics show. Tho death rato per thousand rmou- lation has stcudily declined in recent years for babies, children, youths. young adults and aged persons, but tho rate for mature, ripe middle age, when we uro popularly supposed to be at our best, is Increasing in snito of all Improvements in sanitation and mode of life. Of course, thero is a reason. Tho word "Oslcrized". which came Into uao thru c. reporter's garbled ver sion of tho facts,! is as odious in its illegitimacy as In Its slur upon mature age. Dr. Osier did not advance the idea; ho merely quoted it facetiously in an address Intended to insnlre young medical graduates, to go out into tho world, not just to wait, but to work. When a, man is "OHlorizod." it is not the fault of his age, but of his personal health, and the man himself is accountable for that. Health officers aro fond of saying that puuilc health is purchascable" meaning mat a community may havo ns high a standard of health as It is willing to pay for in hard cosh. 1'ersonal health Is hardly purchaso nble, but it may be hoarded and ac celerated thru study, reading and worry. Tho a man may not add a crfblt to his stature. by taking thought, lie may prolong his years and Increaso his efficiency by studying personal hygiene. Among tho countless systems of ex ercise, diet, breathing, psychology, tho many now cults of healing spring ing up from year to year, tho ever growing list of popular books, maga zines and" newspaper departments dealing with health nnd hygiene. It Ono of tlio Foolish Maidens would seem that he who reads may six months ago I put acid on some run his full three score and ton in 'warts to get rid of them. Ugly red good order. Unfortunately, tho pnpu- ' scars nro the result. How can I re' lar demand for knowledge about i movo them? (M. H. M.) health is not always answered by I Answer. Your adventures In self qualified teachers. Tho layman must ! surgery ought to make you cautious, bewaro lest his chosen "system" mako Tho best plan Is to consult a physician an ass of him. What of the conscience I If possible one who is a skin spectat or the man beJlindUloi.rti'h? What 1st' let him uie his judgment about the Is bis motive? 'What! does lio dispense pseudo-science or common sense? uno needs pxpqrt iiflvico in tho selec- "JUST TOWN TALK" Copied Right By Mike THEY'VE BERN marled HUT A short time. AND THEY'RE considering MAKING A puiTliase '. . ' OP AN automobllo ' . AND THE question ' HAS BEEN discussed SOMEWHAT AT lonRtli WITH THE result " a THAT THEY'VE arrived AT THE "LooklnK Stage" AND ARB enjoying THE USUAL froo rides THAT ARE offered . AS DEMONSTRATIONS AND THE hiisband works AND AS thoro isn't timo FOR THE couplo TO TAKE their rides AFTER WORKING hours THE WIFE devotes QUITE SOME lima ' TO "AUTO shopping" DURING THE day AND TUESDAY afternoon m m m AFTER A six mile drive WITH SHORTY Miles CHILDREN CRHOR "GASTORIA" A Harmless Substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops and Soothing Syrups No Narcotics! Mother I Fletcher' Ca&toria haa boon in use for over 30 years to relieve bnliics and children of Constipation, Flntulency, Wind Colic and Diurrhea; nllyin Fever ishnesw arising there from, and, by regulating the Stomach and lowt'lsk aids Uio iWiimUfttioJi of of Maturity tion of method or system of living. Before committing himself be should seek tho opinion of s friend who is an expert and a regular ninny when it comes to a choice between his own business welfare and tho welfare of a patient. Tho expert is tho family doctor. QriCSTIONS AND ANSWERS ' Swullow tho Seeds Is It wlso when eating grapes to swallow tho seeds or stones Does your answer apply to children 12 years old? (N. M.) Answor.1 Yes; for some persons who like tho skins it is wise to swal low tho skins, too, provided tho grapes have boon handled in a clcunly way or well rinsed. HcrpcM Can you give a remedy for cold sores on tho lips nnd nose; what causes them? (F. C. S.) Answer. Lot's call 'cm herpes, since thero is no such thing as a "cold." To say they are caused 1y a "cold" is merely to bounco the ques tion along unanswered. Herpes havo been experimentally produced, but not by anything that could havo been called a "cold." Wo don't know yet precisely what causes herpes. Some trouble , in tho nerve which supplies tho skin area Involved is probably re sponsible. Gentle dabbing with spirits of camphor is good in tho early stage. If burners form they may bo emptied by puncture with a sterile (flamed) ncedlo thru a" spot touched with iodine. Thea sores are well protected with simple or compound tincture of benzoin, which should be painted on two or three times daily. If a fissure forms, apply flexible collodion to the outer ends to prevent it from tearing open with movements of tho lips. The surface must be quite dry nnd free from gronso to hold the collodion. Doctors Versus People Is baking soda, one-fourth to ono half tcaspoonsful doses tliroo times a day beforo moots, harmless if taken regularly for a period of six momns.' Doctors adviso it but laymen say it should not be used. (V. K.) Answer. If I eniploycu a doctor or doctors who advised, ino to take folderol and fiddlesticks 2 8 times a day for 14 months each year, I'd do it tho all the laymen In tho country unanimously condemned the practice. I method most suitable tor removing the warts, or tho Bears from ill ad- ' vised surgery. SHE ISECAME Impressed WITH A snappy, model AND WANTED to know ALL THERE wns to know ABOUT THE mechanism , a AND AFTER exhausing - HER STORE of questions . . AND WAS about to leave ' SHE THOUGHTFULLY said: "ARE YOU qulto suro "THAT YOU Iinve shown me "ALL THE principal parts "OF THIS oncloscd modal?" AND SHORTY said: "YES, MADAM. Hint Is "ALL THE main ones." "Well," said tho lady "WHERE'S THE depreciation "MY HUSBAND says "THAT'S THE greatest trouble "WITH AN nutoobie." 1 THANK yon. Fuffered Five Years From Kidneys "I suffered with kidney trouble for five years or more. I could not Bleep at night and I was always tired after coming home from work, nnd my back ached," writes John R. Gordon, Dan ville, 111. "I secured some Foley Kid ney Pills and after a few treatments I folt hotter and could work with more ease, became stronger and could sleep better." For quick relief from Backache, Rheumatic pains, and Kid ney and Bladder trouble use Foley Kidney Pills. Sold everywhere. Adv. Food ; giving natural sleep without opiates. The genuine bears signature of THE GHEATFST THING IN THE WOULD By Laurel Gray. Careers. Does marriauo interfere with i woman's career? How many times this question Is placed before us. And how often wo halt and hesitate, and finally stammer out some banal dodging answer an answer that docs not answer the question at all. I've been hunting 'em up tho women, who amount to some thing in the world of personal achievement, and I believe I have tho answer. Nope marriage love fulfilled does NOT interfere with in dividual careers. And after all, why shouldn't u married woman go right on with her little ol' career, the same as u man? No reason at all, save the old superstition, more often fostered by the fair ones than by tho men that married ,voma n should be seen and not heard. All the top-notch women poets in America, save two, are mar rletk The exceptions aro Amy Lowell and Dorothy Dow. Amy is professo rial and beyond forty, and anyway, sho eouluV have her pick of a lot of nice mon any time she wants to say the word, I daresay. And Dorothy Dow is only u Ud, yet Jots of time for her. All tho women painters aro mar ried. Noys;i aiclieln Joined the clan a few months ugo. All tho women novelists save Willa Gather aro mar ried and, oh what a prizo som fellow would havo if lie could persuade the gifted Willn nlterward. All the women short story writers, save Kdna Ferber. have h unbuilds or havo had 'em. And of coursek all the -stars of the stage and sreen are equipped. I don't see why there is all this bother about the, i;uestlon: It seeing to mo that marriage seasons a woman and pre pares her for her strictly personal ca reer of accomplishment! (Copyright John F. Dillp Co.) If Back Hurts Flush Kidneys Drink Plenty of Water and Take Class of Salt3 Before Break fast Occasionally When your kidneys hurt and your back feels sore, don't Ret scared and proceed to load your stomach with a lot of drugs that excite the kidneys and irritate the entire urinary tract. Keep your kidneys clean like you keep your Rowels, clean, .fey flushing . them with a mild, harmless salts which helps to remove the body's urinous waste and stimulate them to their normal activity. , The function of the kidneys is to filter the blood. In 24 hours they strain from it SOU grains of acid and waste, so we can readily understand the vital importance of keeping the kidneys active. Drink lots of good water you can't drink too much: also get from anv pharmacist about four ounces of Jad. baits, lake a Riblespoonlul, m a glass of water before breakfast each morn ing for a few days and your kidneys may then act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined withy lithia, and has been used for years to help clean and stimulate clogged kidneys; also to neutralize the' acids in the system so they arc no longer a source of irrita tion, thus often relieving bladder weak ness. Jad Salts in inexpensive ; can not in jure; makes a delightful effervescent lithla-water drink which everyone should take now and 'then to help keep their kidneys clean and active. Try this; also keep up the water drinking, and no doubt you will wonder what became of your kidney trouble and backache. Ry all means have your physician examine your kidneys at least twice a year. Blasco Ibanezfe j with. Lionel Barrymore and 'Alma Rubens TRY OUR Merchants' Lunch 11 to 2 p. m. 40c v 50c Chicken Dinner Daily 75c 2 P. M. to 8 P. M. Also Short Orders The Shasta fesl I ssn it Wo kin sinoko a camel lialr Ikihiuo or a nickel piiinr, ill a liiiti'l cafe. lt a bmkI. wlf-re-KtK-xllir pipe is barred. No woii lcr iinytliiiiK as slow as Jnstloc alius souks a niocli'i i ; RHEUMATISM LEAVES YOU FOREVER Every druggist in this county is au thorized to say to every rheumatic sufferer that If a full pint bottle of Allenrhu,. tho , sure conqueror -ot rheumatism, does not show tho way to stop the agony, reduco swollen joints and 'do away with oven the slightest twingo of rheumatic pain, he will gladly rctu)n your money without comment. Allenrhu has been tried and tested for years and really marvelous resultn have been accomplished In tho most i ovoi-c cases where the suffering nnd agony was intense and piteous and where tho patient was helpless. V.v. James 11. Allen, the discoverer ef Allenrhu, who for many years suffered the tormen's of acute rheu matism, desires all sufferers to know that he docs not want a cent of any one's money unless Allenrhu decis ively conquers this worst of all dis eases, and ho has instructed druggists to guarantee it as above in every In stance. tenth's Drug Store and West Hide Pharmacy will supply you. Mail orders accepted. ' - Adv. EFORE you buy ' an unknown tiro at what looks to be a low price, compare the cost with these low prices on Good year Wingf oot Tires r 30x3'2 CI $10.95 J2x3'2 S. S 17.10 31x4 S. S 18.85 G2x4 S. S 19.05 33x4 S. S 21.45 .34x4 S. S. 22.00 32x412 S. S 26.90 35x5 S. 8 35.10 At Gavdym Smtc Station U'ntej. ui rf rccom. T'nL . Gootlyar Tire, and te" P 'landed Mcdlord Serv&e Station Modfortl, Ore. "ir. i - t i T. . .. Tho Day of the Knight la ITKRE FIVE REASONS 1 Quiet. 2 Flexible. 3 Powerful. 4 Economical. 5 Improves with use. Let Your Next Car Be a WILLYS KNIGHT The Busy Corner Motor Co. Ihe Daj of the Knight ! EEKE