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Ye Smudge Pot
6y Arthur Perry.
Bobbed' hair Blmplliicfi matters
nno shako of the head, and tho hall
Jh combed.
Who reniomhors when Central
avenue wnii nil nronn for dog fights.
Instead pf a cramped open air
garage 7
Nothing IS bo disconcerting to (in
ungodly alien, realm of Oregon, pro
vince of Jackson, as to have a 100 per
cent pure, ploiiH, and patriotic owner
of a 16.50 nightMhirt, look hlni firmly
and mnaaroly In tho top vest Imtton. t
srri:uKTiTiov
ItoVlIe It. scorn it, yot tho vokuo pre
vail;!. ; Mon kn'juk on wood lent evil should
nprea.'.
Thirteen is Hhunned and Friday, too,
' - assalU
Stout hearts that quail beforo no
-, other fear.
Ho dread 111 luck Who aoea across his
,f way -
A cnt whoso fur Is nipj-o liko ninltt
, thun day. (IJt. Dl.)
;
Mincemeat will noon'tli on tap.
DrUHtfo stops will bo inaugurated to
prevent tho Incorporation of any
Illicit meat in tho concoction.
From ft Diary: Met T. Hill Isaacs
on tho 31st Inst. JJodKOd a I hiss solo,
and jumped in front of .y. lively poem.
Lost week Hobert Lohman enjoyed
tho' sensations which accompany a
dontal chair. (Kale in ISta teaman).
Including tho fclorioua ono of getting
out, '
KOMI3 "Wl'r" IMtOIWtiANDA
(Klamath FuIIh Herald)
' FOll SAIjIO OH Tit A DIJ, a bit?
paying hotel and hoarding house;
forty-flvo roomcra always, full.
''An Eastern 'Vi.hinKlon farmer
was skinned out of $HUu0 at I'amn.
Monday, by a modem version of tho
three-pea Kame. Tho nkitineen were
Mexican aoctiou hamln. Tlio plundered
aKrlcutlurlt favorn Henry Ford for
I'roHtdent, and ftrmerly lived in the
Willnmotlu valley. .
1 Whilo there ia no rollKiou.i fervor
manlfented in the lucomo tax law
caiiipalKM, tho piffle, wuh never ho
plain and Hlmple, principally tho lat
ter. Thin tlocH our IXMiiucratio t;ov
ornor, elected by Itepubliklau voteH,
oralo throiiKh bin weather-beaten
cowboy hat, In a mfcetlnn at 1 UllHbut m,
Ore, un reported by tho fearleaH, but
not too inueh no, 1'ortland preHH ;
, "A man who ban an Income of
$10,000 a year can afford to pay
31 00 Income tax," continued tho
Kovernor. "And ho will Htlll havo
plenty of money left to buy a
: worthioiw, clKnrcttc-mnoklnK hu.s
band for IiIh tlaiiKhter. No men
aro quicker to auk tho governor
for relief or tho militia than tho
men nf large fortuucH. C'tily ono
wealthy man In J'orttand is for
tho lucomo tax."
. What tho ronmnco of a rich liian'H
dauKhtor. or tho militia uih to do
with infliction of ono more foul law
on a Borcly pctUered Htato, la a luyn
tory. '"Worth lean. ciKarette-HinoklnK
hUBbnnds," however, aro a vital Ihhuc.
Tho amiable chief executive, in IiIm
windinoss forgot to accuse all ban kern
of bolus drunkards, or to make the
uudlcnee bawl uver IiIh white-faced
heifoi-8. OmlttiiiK these features, will
leave tho lmpreKHlou, with realdentti
of other ututcH, that ho tn a dema
gogue. .
Ho Is a healthy specimen of nix
months of sclent if io care under the
supervision of Miss A. (.iraco JohtiHon,
professor of hoiiHchohl manaKeim'nt.
(OAfl. Harometer). Kxperlenco
not nlwayn tho best teacher.
SAY: HOT DOOri'IR!
I OtwHbnr! NowH-llcvk'w)
";' Dpar Mi'H. Kllwbury: ' I ' havo
lioen told that tho correct thins
.to Bay when belnfc introduced
was "I am very glad to know
you.' What if the other pornon
nays it first, then what do you
My VIXXIA.
'- '.'For ton years I've waited to shako
your hand," ho called, with tears in
his throat. (Khrfrt Story Mag.) Tho
proper place for tears.
HOW
HT HERE is apparently some
A as to the proper way to vote
If yon are in favor of the proposed income tax you should vote
"Yes." ' If you are opposed you
The referendum is similar to
if the! income tax )iad: Jjeen proposed for the first time.
V-Vf4" Jin"" you .want a stale ineoirto tax. "No" means you
don't wnnt a state income- tax.
The question is not on whether
tiuin. action. It is solely on whether you want or don't want an in-
eunc tax.
QUILL
The short am! simple iiiinals of
There is no ouch thing as second
nil impulse, ;;. ... ,.s
Don't be afraid to speculate.
now have money to burn. ,
Nothing is perfect in this hard
wages, he finds few 'possums.
Another amusing thing in the
answers when her mistress rings.
How did tired business men dress on Sunday before pajamas were
invented? ,
. If she lives in. the country and
neighbors call her a dutiful wife.
Tho fresh air of the sleeping porch is very enjoyable after you get
vour head under the covers.
"A diamond that costs the importer $00 frequently retails for
$1000." Aren't the freight rates awful!
Dad held in his hand the first
first toureh of winter," said he.
Wo move to amend the League Covenant by inserting a clause for
bidding members to get mad at one another.
"The modern woman lias gone
tho younger fellows havo so little
When the milliner says, "It has
the prico is something over $25.
Tho chap who "ciin't oontrtil his
fortune to press his chin against an,
The miller's daughter won't need to marry the carl while dad can
buy wheat as ho does and sell flour as lie does.
Correct this sentence: "Don't'
Son," consoled the father; "I know
RippIingRhumos
cr won
BOILED
r , SMKIiL,boiled ciibbage roods away, as I am toiling home, and
JL like a warhorse snort, and say, "That smell is worth a pome.
When one is weary and oppressed by labors in the mart, boiled
cabbage soothes his savage breast, and heals his aching heart. No
priceless orchid can supplant, tho cabbage fair to see;, now bless
ings on my thoughtful aunt, who cooks such greens for me." The
guys who bask in gilded ease say cabbage makes them sick; they
havo to eat imported cheese to get the proper kick. One plain
and wholesome grub sufficed, but now such grub they mock,
and call for victuals highly spiced, and condiments that knock.
For idleness destroys the edge (if honest appetite; but I can eat
an iron wedge and find it tasles just right. And when at evening
I repair along the homeward lane, the scent of cabbage on the
air allays my inward pain. Sometimes a haughty neighbor shrieks
when that smell hits his face, aesthetic people hold their beaks and
say it's a disgrace. When I'm returning from tho quest of plunks
and minted hones, I'm sure that Araby the blest no sweeter frag
rance owns. How sweet he breath beneath tho bill of Sharon's
dewy rose! !ut there's a fragrance sweeter still where yonder
cabbage grows. The roso is sweet until it's spoiled by breezes
'bleak and raw, but it is worthless when it's boiled, and doesn't
make good slaw.
,t 3
SAY - -BAYER" when you buy. Insistl
Proved s.ife by millions and prescribed by physicians for
Colds Headache Neuritis Lumbago
Pain Toothache Neuralgia Rheumatism
Accept only "nayer" package which contains proper directions.
IlanJy "Hayor" boxes of 12 tablets Also Kittles of 24 nnd 100 Rrupgint.
Avmo 1 tl) trtOe marb of Direr Mitiufacturt of MDccllcirltlvitrr of Stlllfllcicltl
TO VOTE.
doubt in the minds of many people
ut the corning election.
should vote "No.M
any other election and one votes as
you favor or oppose tho refcren
POINTS
the poor: Born, taxed, forgotten.
thought. The first one was just
Those who bought German marks
!
world, and where Sambo finds high
. f
movies is the prompt way the maid
looks humbled and broken, the.
letter from Junior, at college. "The
crazy about antiques." Ah well;
money to spend.
such a youthful effect," she means
temper" has never had tho good
efficient set of knuckles.
worry about your low grades,
you did your best."
nawn
CABBAGE.
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Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
Noted Phytician and Author
Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to di
sease diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady If a stamped,
self addressed envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In
ink., Owing to the large number of loiters received, only a few can be an
swered here. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instruc
tions. Address Dr. William Brady, In care of this newspaper.
Tho Perils
A certain amount of worry is good
for one who Is fully grown up and
c-nnio to his senses. The Individual
who Is duly .concerned about things he
can holp Is not like
ly to stew over
things ho can't help.
Toward 40 la the
right 1 1 in o for
a mart or wom
an to begin worry
ing a Utile about
health, bectiUHO the
decade from 40 to
BO 1h becoming
steadily more peril
ous from generation
to generation, as
statistics show.
Tho death rato per thousand rmou-
lation has stcudily declined in recent
years for babies, children, youths.
young adults and aged persons, but
tho rate for mature, ripe middle age,
when we uro popularly supposed to be
at our best, is Increasing in snito of
all Improvements in sanitation and
mode of life. Of course, thero is a
reason.
Tho word "Oslcrized". which came
Into uao thru c. reporter's garbled ver
sion of tho facts,! is as odious in its
illegitimacy as In Its slur upon mature
age. Dr. Osier did not advance the
idea; ho merely quoted it facetiously
in an address Intended to insnlre
young medical graduates, to go out
into tho world, not just to wait, but to
work. When a, man is "OHlorizod." it
is not the fault of his age, but of his
personal health, and the man himself
is accountable for that.
Health officers aro fond of saying
that
puuilc health is purchascable"
meaning mat a community may
havo ns high a standard of health as
It is willing to pay for in hard cosh.
1'ersonal health Is hardly purchaso
nble, but it may be hoarded and ac
celerated thru study, reading and
worry. Tho a man may not add a
crfblt to his stature. by taking thought,
lie may prolong his years and Increaso
his efficiency by studying personal
hygiene.
Among tho countless systems of ex
ercise, diet, breathing, psychology,
tho many now cults of healing spring
ing up from year to year, tho ever
growing list of popular books, maga
zines and" newspaper departments
dealing with health nnd hygiene. It Ono of tlio Foolish Maidens
would seem that he who reads may six months ago I put acid on some
run his full three score and ton in 'warts to get rid of them. Ugly red
good order. Unfortunately, tho pnpu- ' scars nro the result. How can I re'
lar demand for knowledge about i movo them? (M. H. M.)
health is not always answered by I Answer. Your adventures In self
qualified teachers. Tho layman must ! surgery ought to make you cautious,
bewaro lest his chosen "system" mako Tho best plan Is to consult a physician
an ass of him. What of the conscience I If possible one who is a skin spectat
or the man beJlindUloi.rti'h? What 1st' let him uie his judgment about the
Is bis motive? 'What! does lio dispense
pseudo-science or common sense?
uno needs pxpqrt iiflvico in tho selec-
"JUST TOWN TALK"
Copied Right By Mike
THEY'VE BERN marled
HUT A short time.
AND THEY'RE considering
MAKING A puiTliase
'. . '
OP AN automobllo '
.
AND THE question '
HAS BEEN discussed
SOMEWHAT AT lonRtli
WITH THE result "
a
THAT THEY'VE arrived
AT THE "LooklnK Stage"
AND ARB enjoying
THE USUAL froo rides
THAT ARE offered
.
AS DEMONSTRATIONS
AND THE hiisband works
AND AS thoro isn't timo
FOR THE couplo
TO TAKE their rides
AFTER WORKING hours
THE WIFE devotes
QUITE SOME lima
'
TO "AUTO shopping"
DURING THE day
AND TUESDAY afternoon
m m m
AFTER A six mile drive
WITH SHORTY Miles
CHILDREN CRHOR "GASTORIA"
A Harmless Substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops
and Soothing Syrups No Narcotics!
Mother I Fletcher' Ca&toria haa
boon in use for over 30 years to relieve
bnliics and children of Constipation,
Flntulency, Wind Colic and Diurrhea;
nllyin Fever ishnesw arising there
from, and, by regulating the Stomach
and lowt'lsk aids Uio iWiimUfttioJi of
of Maturity
tion of method or system of living.
Before committing himself be should
seek tho opinion of s friend who is an
expert and a regular ninny when it
comes to a choice between his own
business welfare and tho welfare of a
patient. Tho expert is tho family
doctor.
QriCSTIONS AND ANSWERS
' Swullow tho Seeds
Is It wlso when eating grapes to
swallow tho seeds or stones Does
your answer apply to children 12
years old? (N. M.)
Answor.1 Yes; for some persons
who like tho skins it is wise to swal
low tho skins, too, provided tho
grapes have boon handled in a clcunly
way or well rinsed.
HcrpcM
Can you give a remedy for cold
sores on tho lips nnd nose; what
causes them? (F. C. S.)
Answer. Lot's call 'cm herpes,
since thero is no such thing as a
"cold." To say they are caused 1y a
"cold" is merely to bounco the ques
tion along unanswered. Herpes havo
been experimentally produced, but
not by anything that could havo been
called a "cold." Wo don't know yet
precisely what causes herpes. Some
trouble , in tho nerve which supplies
tho skin area Involved is probably re
sponsible. Gentle dabbing with spirits
of camphor is good in tho early stage.
If burners form they may bo emptied
by puncture with a sterile (flamed)
ncedlo thru a" spot touched with
iodine. Thea sores are well protected
with simple or compound tincture of
benzoin, which should be painted on
two or three times daily. If a fissure
forms, apply flexible collodion to the
outer ends to prevent it from tearing
open with movements of tho lips. The
surface must be quite dry nnd free
from gronso to hold the collodion.
Doctors Versus People
Is baking soda, one-fourth to ono
half tcaspoonsful doses tliroo times a
day beforo moots, harmless if taken
regularly for a period of six momns.'
Doctors adviso it but laymen say it
should not be used. (V. K.)
Answer. If I eniploycu a doctor
or doctors who advised, ino to take
folderol and fiddlesticks 2 8 times a
day for 14 months each year, I'd do
it tho all the laymen In tho country
unanimously condemned the practice.
I method most suitable tor removing
the warts, or tho Bears from ill ad-
' vised surgery.
SHE ISECAME Impressed
WITH A snappy, model
AND WANTED to know
ALL THERE wns to know
ABOUT THE mechanism ,
a
AND AFTER exhausing -
HER STORE of questions
. .
AND WAS about to leave
'
SHE THOUGHTFULLY said:
"ARE YOU qulto suro
"THAT YOU Iinve shown me
"ALL THE principal parts
"OF THIS oncloscd modal?"
AND SHORTY said:
"YES, MADAM. Hint Is
"ALL THE main ones."
"Well," said tho lady
"WHERE'S THE depreciation
"MY HUSBAND says
"THAT'S THE greatest trouble
"WITH AN nutoobie."
1 THANK yon.
Fuffered Five Years From Kidneys
"I suffered with kidney trouble for
five years or more. I could not Bleep
at night and I was always tired after
coming home from work, nnd my back
ached," writes John R. Gordon, Dan
ville, 111. "I secured some Foley Kid
ney Pills and after a few treatments
I folt hotter and could work with
more ease, became stronger and could
sleep better." For quick relief from
Backache, Rheumatic pains, and Kid
ney and Bladder trouble use Foley
Kidney Pills. Sold everywhere. Adv.
Food ; giving natural sleep without
opiates. The genuine bears signature of
THE GHEATFST THING IN THE
WOULD
By Laurel Gray.
Careers.
Does marriauo interfere with i
woman's career? How many times
this question Is placed before us. And
how often wo halt and hesitate, and
finally stammer
out some banal
dodging answer
an answer that
docs not answer
the question at
all. I've been
hunting 'em up
tho women, who
amount to some
thing in the
world of personal
achievement, and
I believe I have
tho answer. Nope
marriage love
fulfilled does NOT interfere with in
dividual careers. And after all, why
shouldn't u married woman go right
on with her little ol' career, the same
as u man? No reason at all, save the
old superstition, more often fostered
by the fair ones than by tho men that
married ,voma n should be seen and
not heard. All the top-notch women
poets in America, save two, are mar
rletk The exceptions aro Amy Lowell
and Dorothy Dow. Amy is professo
rial and beyond forty, and anyway,
sho eouluV have her pick of a lot of
nice mon any time she wants to say
the word, I daresay. And Dorothy Dow
is only u Ud, yet Jots of time for
her. All tho women painters aro mar
ried. Noys;i aiclieln Joined the clan
a few months ugo. All tho women
novelists save Willa Gather aro mar
ried and, oh what a prizo som fellow
would havo if lie could persuade the
gifted Willn nlterward. All the women
short story writers, save Kdna Ferber.
have h unbuilds or havo had 'em. And
of coursek all the -stars of the stage
and sreen are equipped. I don't
see why there is all this bother about
the, i;uestlon: It seeing to mo that
marriage seasons a woman and pre
pares her for her strictly personal ca
reer of accomplishment!
(Copyright John F. Dillp Co.)
If Back Hurts
Flush Kidneys
Drink Plenty of Water and Take
Class of Salt3 Before Break
fast Occasionally
When your kidneys hurt and your
back feels sore, don't Ret scared and
proceed to load your stomach with a
lot of drugs that excite the kidneys
and irritate the entire urinary tract.
Keep your kidneys clean like you keep
your Rowels, clean, .fey flushing . them
with a mild, harmless salts which helps
to remove the body's urinous waste
and stimulate them to their normal
activity. ,
The function of the kidneys is to
filter the blood. In 24 hours they strain
from it SOU grains of acid and waste,
so we can readily understand the vital
importance of keeping the kidneys active.
Drink lots of good water you can't
drink too much: also get from anv
pharmacist about four ounces of Jad.
baits, lake a Riblespoonlul, m a glass
of water before breakfast each morn
ing for a few days and your kidneys
may then act fine. This famous salts
is made from the acid of grapes and
lemon juice, combined withy lithia, and
has been used for years to help clean
and stimulate clogged kidneys; also to
neutralize the' acids in the system so
they arc no longer a source of irrita
tion, thus often relieving bladder weak
ness. Jad Salts in inexpensive ; can not in
jure; makes a delightful effervescent
lithla-water drink which everyone should
take now and 'then to help keep their
kidneys clean and active. Try this; also
keep up the water drinking, and no
doubt you will wonder what became of
your kidney trouble and backache. Ry
all means have your physician examine
your kidneys at least twice a year.
Blasco Ibanezfe j
with.
Lionel Barrymore
and
'Alma Rubens
TRY OUR
Merchants'
Lunch
11 to 2 p. m.
40c v 50c
Chicken Dinner
Daily 75c
2 P. M. to 8 P. M.
Also Short Orders
The Shasta
fesl
I ssn it
Wo kin sinoko a camel lialr
Ikihiuo or a nickel piiinr, ill a
liiiti'l cafe. lt a bmkI. wlf-re-KtK-xllir
pipe is barred. No woii
lcr iinytliiiiK as slow as Jnstloc
alius souks a niocli'i i ;
RHEUMATISM
LEAVES YOU FOREVER
Every druggist in this county is au
thorized to say to every rheumatic
sufferer that If a full pint bottle of
Allenrhu,. tho , sure conqueror -ot
rheumatism, does not show tho way
to stop the agony, reduco swollen
joints and 'do away with oven the
slightest twingo of rheumatic pain,
he will gladly rctu)n your money
without comment.
Allenrhu has been tried and tested
for years and really marvelous resultn
have been accomplished In tho most
i ovoi-c cases where the suffering nnd
agony was intense and piteous and
where tho patient was helpless.
V.v. James 11. Allen, the discoverer
ef Allenrhu, who for many years
suffered the tormen's of acute rheu
matism, desires all sufferers to know
that he docs not want a cent of any
one's money unless Allenrhu decis
ively conquers this worst of all dis
eases, and ho has instructed druggists
to guarantee it as above in every In
stance. tenth's Drug Store and
West Hide Pharmacy will supply you.
Mail orders accepted. ' - Adv.
EFORE you buy
' an unknown tiro
at what looks to be a
low price, compare
the cost with these
low prices on Good
year Wingf oot Tires r
30x3'2 CI $10.95
J2x3'2 S. S 17.10
31x4 S. S 18.85
G2x4 S. S 19.05
33x4 S. S 21.45
.34x4 S. S. 22.00
32x412 S. S 26.90
35x5 S. 8 35.10
At Gavdym Smtc Station
U'ntej. ui rf rccom.
T'nL . Gootlyar Tire, and
te" P 'landed
Mcdlord Serv&e Station
Modfortl, Ore.
"ir. i - t i T. . ..
Tho Day of the Knight la ITKRE
FIVE REASONS
1 Quiet.
2 Flexible.
3 Powerful.
4 Economical.
5 Improves with
use.
Let Your Next
Car Be a
WILLYS KNIGHT
The Busy Corner
Motor Co.
Ihe Daj of the Knight ! EEKE