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j MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREftONV SATURDAY,- MAY 12, 392r
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
There are days In the existence of
bumanB engaged in the nefarious oc
cupation of grinding out what you are
now gawking at, when the noodle will
not function, and there is nothing to
grind. It is now 10:31, and approxi
mately 14 inches to go, as the Ford
rattles, and the crow flies. But there
is a shortage of quips, and the jest
dies on the typewriter keys. And then
on the other hand, there are rare
times when the allotted task is con
structed with the ease of erecting a
henhouse, where a better building
really ought to be.
In scurrying through a score or more
of state journals, most of whom are
still terrorized, there was gleaned no
thrilling item, with twisted words to
add to the gayety of the nations, ex
cept one lone mention, in the Klamath
Falls Herald, to-wlt:
. Two young ladles stood on
Rivorslde near WeBt Main yester
day afternoon and shed their
, clothes. One was entirely nude,
while the other was rapidly got
ting Hint way.
Over this one might station the
caption :
THE DESERTED AVENUE
or,
; THE HEAT 18 INTENSE
Tomorrow Is Mother's Day. .Thero
is no political significance attached to
the, observance of tho occasion. Per
haps you remember Charles Dickons'
"Tale of Two Cities," and Madamo
LaFarge who novor missed attendance
at a head decapitating function, and
there were plenty of them.
There are the cavortlngs of the
Chinese bandits. Once upon a tlmo
two Chinamen, across the Pacific
ocean from their nativo hoath, went to
law for $50. Learned counsel scoldod
each other and tho witnessos all nfter
' noon. The jury brought in a verdict
of 60.75 for the plaintiff. The plain
tiff later mado the following final ro
port: "Me kotchum alovonty-flve sclents.
Talkee mnn kotchum sllxty dollaliB.
Wihnt flob! No savoo!
The country dances will all havo
their doors swinging both ways to
night, in vlow of the miinnor in which
the last one was conducted.
'"A proBS dispatch says:
Great Hrltain Iirs Issuod n totnl
of 14,000,000 modalB for sorvlco In
the World war. With thorn went
1800 miles of ribbon.
So much for tho victors.
Doubt and villains still hold forth,
vlf:
(SALEM CAPITAL JOURNAL)
. Dear Mary:
I went to a dancing pnrty lant
night at the home of a rather too
gay young widow living In Salem.
There were sovornl out of town
'' men thero and 1 think that sotne
' j; one nuiBt have lint a little some
thing Into our fruit punch. I tlon't
remember very well nbout the last
! ' part of the party but I drank quite
" a few glasses of the punch and I
think It was pretty late when one
... of tho men brought mo home in
his .car. Dear Plain Mary, did I
do wrong? DKIlUTANTli,
If a mnn can be found to run against
him, which is highly improbable, Son
ator McNary of tills suite, will fane ft
buttle to return to Washington, D. C.
Never again will the Intelligent voters
vote like slioep, and Rot a shcephoider.
8topi Cough and Wheezy Breathing
("Had a cough and wheeling in my
. throat," writes Caroline Dlllard,
Petersburg, Va. "Foley's Honey and
Tar gave me quick relief and stopped
my cough." Coughs resulting from
Flu, Grippe, Whooping cough, Asthma
and Bronchitis, quickly rellovod with
Foley's 'Honey and Tar. Three gener
ations of satlsflod users have made
Foley's Honey and Tar the largest
selling cough modlclno in tho world.
Refuse substitutes. Insist upon
Foley'!. Bold everywhere. t Adv.
THE TRUTH
THE OREGON VOTER has performed a f?emiine service to the
people of this state,' by a statistical analysis of tho tax situa
tion. During the last campaign, and subsequently, tho statement has
lieen repeatedly 'made that Oregon is the worst tax-ridden state in
the country. Such talk has injured tho state seriously. Tho Oregon
Voter shows such statements to be absolutely false.
. The tax increase in Oregort from 1912 to 1021 was much less than
the average increase among tho states in the union, in fact only
one stute, New York, has held down taxation as well as this one.
The increase in Oregon for '.exam'ple was 96' per cent, ,whilo the
nverage increase of 30 states was 144 per cent. In Washington the in
crease was 101 per cent; in Idaho, 207 per cent; Utah and Montana,
l'2 per cent; California,, 142 per cent, and Wyoming, 324 per cent.
Tho Oregon Voter also shows that only 13 1-2 per cent of the taxes
ithis year are for. state purposes, 86' 1-2 being for, county and local
purposes, and over 95 per cent of the property taxes were voted by
the people, or levied by the various
In Jackson county the report shows the total county and loanl
tax to bo 1 ,037,872, the state tax $242,09G or a total of $1,279,908.
In other words over 80 per cent of the tax is the local tax, less than
1!) per cent a state tax.
From this report it is again clearly demonstrated how little any
legislature or governor can do in the business of tax reduction. When
it is realized, moreover, that nearly 40 per cent of tho local taxes are
for schools, ,and nearly 15 per cent for roads, that we still need more
and better schools and more and better roads, the futility of expect
ing any radical reduction in taxes unless we are willing to go back
wards as a community, becomes an indisputable and unavoidable fact.
Quill
When a man says there is lio use discussing a tiling because it'i
settled, he means ho is afraid discussion will unsettle it. '
Among other bonds that can't be
stress are the bonds of matrimony.
Still, if the doctors make an end of all incurable diseases, how
will rich men get out of the penitentiary t
A news story says many Russians are planning to leave their
country for good, but it doesn't say whose good.
What we need, apparently, is a
in the oils without sharing in the
Uncle Sam wonders wistfully why Europe doesn't think less about
the balance of power and more about the balance duo.
It must be a great strqin on, statesmen to do Chautauqua lectur
ing, where they can't extend their remarks in the Record.
Correct this sentence: ' "These
began their first meat at homo "arc
The motives of men are mixed and it may be that tho Klan was or
ganized in the cotton belt to promote the use of cotton sheeting.
MEDFORD
LEGION
10 DECORATE
Thirty-two thousand Amorlcan soldlors, Bailors nnd marines will for
ever rest on foreign soils, for that Is tho numbor of graves of thoso who
"died that you and I talent live."
The American Legion has created an "American tagion Gravos En
dowment Fund," which will bo invested in porpetulty nnd the Income used
annually to provido decorations for tho graves of thoso 32,000 American
sotldlerB, satlorB aud marines, whose bodies will forever lie overseas. At
least $100,000 is needed $200,000 can woll be UBed to increaso the
principal of this fund, tho iiucIcub of which is a million francs now on
doposlt in Franco.
Commundor Tengwald. of tho Local Tost of tho Amorlcan Legion, real
ising that many people horo would like to contrlbuto to this fund, asks that
contributions bo mailed to him. In tho amount of one dollar or moro tho
quota to bo raised In Medford and vicinity Is one hundred dollars and if
one hundred pcoplo would sond In their check for one dollar each, this
district would go over tho top.
Uso tho form bolow in sending In your contribution:
To C. Y. Tongwald, Commnndor Amorlcan Legion,
Medford, Oregon.
Horowlth onclosod Is $ , my contri
bution to tho American Loglon Graves lOndowmont Fund.
Signed :
Proclamation
WHEREAS: It lu a been the usual custom to sot asido a cleanup
week during tho early Spring of each year so that our City will present
tho boot appearance during tho sununer season, and
, s
WHEREAS: It is of tho utmost importance that this work bo
accomplished at once for tho proper protection of the health of our
Citizens, as well as to eliminate every possiblo firo hnzard during tho
t'ry months of the year.
NOW THEREFORE, as Mayor of Medford, I ask for tho prompt
cooperation of every cltlien during tho coming week, which Is desig
nated as ("loan-up- Week, from May Hth to 19th inclusive In cleaning
up and removing all rubbish, tin cans, garbage and other retuso mutter
from on and arouud "their promises; thereby eliminating all tho natural
incubators for flies.
Also to remove any Bharks or unsightly buildings, paint up other
buildings so tar ns poaallilo, cut all weeds and grass from lots aud park
strips, paying particular attention to vacant property.
And further to take a special Interest In helping to make our City
tho cleaiitisl, healthiest and most attractive place In which to live.
E. C. ClArmiS, Mayor.
ABOUT TAXES.
localities for local improvements.
Points
depended on in time of financial
foreign policy that will let us share
broils.
biscuit," said tho groom, as they
tho finest I ever tasted."
GRAVES ABROAD
WANTS
100
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1NGTRUE
NEW YORK, May 12. Tho official
standing of the National league clubs
including games of Friday was an
nounced today by President Hoydler
as follows:
W. L. Pet.
New York 17 6 .739
Pittsburg 12 10 .545
St. Louis ... 13 11 .542
Chicago . 11 11 .500
Boston 10. 11 .470
Cincinnati I .10 12 .455
Brooklyn .: 8 . 13 .381
Philadelphia 7 14 .333
CHICAGO, May 12. The official
standing of tho American league in
cluding games of May 11 follow:
W. L.
New York 13 7
Detroit 12 -. 10
Cleveland 12 10
Philadelphia . 10 9
Washington 9 10
St Louis , 9 12
Chicago - 8 11
Boston 7 12
CHICAGO, May 12. (By Associated
Press). As the major league baseball
season nears the end of its fourth
week, all the pre-openlng predictions,
with a slight reservation on the Phila
delphia Athletics in the American and
on the Cincinnati Reds in the Nation
al, are holding truer to form than in
many years.
The New York 'Yankees are being
fought desperately by Cleveland and
Detroit for leadership in the junior
circuit and the New York Giants are
out in front In the National with Pitts
burg leading the wake. The failure
of the Chicago White Sox might be
taken as a failure of the experts, but
predictions concerning the Sox were
largely hedged "by "ifs."
Pittsburg comes to the Polo grounds
today with a chance to shorten the
lead of the Giants. The Robins won
yesterday 7 to 6. .
The Giants have lost only six of
their 23 games, They defeated the
Chicago Cubs ,Jn two out of throe
games, taking the rubber game, 7 to 4,
The Boston Braves shook off tho
jinx of tho one-run margin losses by
trimming Cincinnati 6 to 4. Detroit
now has the opportunity to do what
Cloevlnnd failed to do this week by
trlmnj)ng the Yankees. The Tigers
lost to Washington again 4 to 1 end
Toll back into a second place tie with
Cleveland whose game with the Yan
kees was called off because of rain.
The Philadelphia Athletics lost the
final game to the Browns, 14 to 3.
Boston nnd Chicago were prevented
from playing byrain.
Yesterday's Results
Coast
Vernon 35; Salt Lake 11.
Seattle 9; San Francisco 2.
Portland 2; Los Angeles B.
Oakland 0; Sacramento 9.
College Baseball
At Pullman: U. of Montana 0;
Washington State 13.
At Corvallis: U. of Oregon 0; O. A.
C. 1.
At Salem: North Pap. Dental 12;
Willamotto II. 2.
. Piano Tuning
Announcement
C. M. Richards will return to
Medford in tho near, future to
resnnio tho tuning and repair
ing of plnnos. Register orders
at Andrews Studio, phono 323-J
or nt Root Music Co., phone
382-J.
Mothers
Day
Sunday, May 13
An appropriate tfift is a
box of our candy witli a
handsome Mothers' Pay
Motto.
Call in and see. them.
The Shasta
Hlghtst QnBllty Jlry Bapntrtnf
Btpalrlnf
Satisfaction Assured In
miAllltf nnit nHn
Lvtif Mall ns your wants.
MARTIN J. KEDDY
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BATTERS
AMERICAN LEAGUE
CHICAGO. May 12. (By the As
sociated press- The race( for the
1923 battiiiK chamilonsl)ip of the
American leaguo is on today with
Harry Hcllman, tho Detroit slugger
In the van with an average of .500
and Glenn Aiyutt, Cleveland's new
$30,000 catcher, In second placo with
.31)3. . I
The 'figures Include- f games of
Wednesday, but Hcilmun'B .- 'average
was acquired in sixteen games;
whereas Myatt only participated in
ten.
Kddie .Collins, star second baseman
with the White Sox, who, tho experts
say, is slowing up, responded to this
criticism by taking the lead in base
stealing with seven, the lead in sac
rifice hitting with 8, and is reposing
in the select class of .300 hittors.
Babe Ituth is leading in scoring, reg
istering 1! times in 19 games.
Other leading batters for ton or
more games:
Cobb, Detroit 388; Burns, Boston.
.388; Veach, Detroit, .378; Speaker,
Cleveland, .377; S. Iiice, Washington
.365; Jamleson, Cleveland .304; E.
Collins, Chicago .354; Miller, Phila
delphia .348; Williams, St. Louis,
.333; Klechlo, Boston .333.
Bill Southworth, star outfielder
with the Braves, is anchored at the
top of -tho National league hitters
with an averago of -448. Charley
Grimm, Pittsburg's sensational, first
baseman is the runner up with .432.
Rogers Hornsby of the Cardinals.
1922 batting champion, is in fourth
position with a mark of .405, while
the veteran Zack Wheat of Brooklyn,
Is hitting .424 in third place. Horns
by has scored' tho greatest number of
runs, having counted 26 times.
Sammy Bohno of the Reds leads in
stolen bases with 7. Leading batters
in ten or more games:
Frisch. New York, .040; Mueller,
St. Louis .400; Gooch, Pittsburg,
.400; Eottomlev St. Lous .3'3: Flack,
St. Louis .375; Hartnett, Chicago,
.870; Traynoii Pittsburg, .367; Wil
liams Philadelphia, 363 '
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TONIGHT
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Always fresh
MEDFORD HOOK STORE
Kodak Finishing
for those who demand tho best.
Swem's Studio
217 E. Slnln Medford
VATCH YOUR
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PRKST-O-TJTK BATTERY
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"The Truck Man"
MACK TRUCKS
REO SPEED WAGONS
to N. Holly Phone 880
we ship f; ;
Pumps and Engines
in car lnad lots. i .
Let ns figure your Irrigation
plant.
Williams Implement
Service
28 S. Bartlett Medford
ROGUE RIVER
POULTRY FARM
C. F. Carpenter, Mgr., Phono 201-W
Producers of Thoroughbred high
producing
WHITE LEGHORNS
Member of Southern Oregon Poultry
Produivrs Assn.
YMtnm to tho poultry yards
WELCOME any tiny but Sunday.
Interested
Bring your problems for discussion as well
as your funds for safekeeping. , .
You will find us as attentive to the first as
we are conservative in caring for the second.
Medford
COAST TIRES
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Our square liberal treatment and high quality pro
ducts should induce you to make' our station your
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CONGER
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the reverent service renders honor to
those whose tasks are done and helps
those who yet have work to do.
Those who have been served by us in time of bereave
ment already know of the reverent and efficient
funeral management with! every detail completely
performed.
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