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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (March 29, 1923)
PXQE FOUR MEDFOttP MAID TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, -. OREflOX, ; THURSDAY,- MARCH 29. 1923 I AN I;-nEpNDI'.,NT NBSVHPAl'Krt Pi)ni4Kiu;n kvkhy aktkrnoon BXcni'T SUNDAY. BY Tlllii MIUFOKU PHiNTINO CO. T .MenfoM 'WurMiny Morning Hun la fnrnlylied HUtiNcillt?rn donirliiK seven imy tlaliv riW8j)apr. - Office Mull Tribune Building. 26-27-29 North "Fir street. Phone 75. Quill Points About the only thing us worthless as a German mark is a button on a coat sleeve. I A consolidation of the Democratic Ttinen, ,the Meilford Mull, the Med ford Tribune, the Hwulhern Oreteonlau, Tbe Avlilund Tribune. ROBERT W. RUHL, Editor. H. SUMKTKIt SMITH, Manager. riV MAIL In Advance: n Dully, with Sunday Sun, year $7.50 Iaily, with rfutuluy Sun, month 75 Pally, wlrlronf tfumtay Sun, year.. 6.60 I'ailv, without Sunday Hun, month .65 Vekly Mail Tribune, one year 2.00 (Sunday Sun; one year 2.00 By CAKftlKU In Mfdford, A,8hland, JuckHonvill". Cent rat Point, J'iomilx, , Talent mid on Highways: Dallv, with Sunday Sun, month... .75 lally, without Sunday Sun, month .65 Dully,' without Sunday Sun, year.. 7.50 Dally, with Sunday Sun, one year 8.50 All terms by carrier, caah In advance. It is unreasonable, however, to expect any motor to run smoothly as the agent talks. The remarkable thing is that human nature lias survived with so many laws to cramp its style. About the only perfect neighborhoods are those found in real estate advertisements. Sworn dally average circulation for Blx months ending. April 1, I22, 3528, more thfin double the circulation of any orhr paper published or circulated In Jackson County. Krttured an nenourt ctnnk matter at M il ford, Oregon, under art of March 8, J87!. M KM HE KB OI THK ASSDOIATBD PRESS. Tho AawoclRted I'reaa Is exclusively enlillnd to the ush for republication of ail new dlspatchea credited to It or not otherwise credited In this paper, and also to Mm locil ivwb publlahed herein. All 1-lh'htH of repuhllnatlon of special dlspitches herein arejilso reserved. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry. The liver, and not the heart Is de scribed by an army doctor, us the seat of love, so hereafter It will be: Have a liver, kid! Arrangements have been made to shoot the first editor, who Inspired by the marriage yesterday of a lad to a lass worth $10,000,000, declares thoy would be happier It they had stood off the preacher for his fee. The groom is described as "an artist," and he sure was, and tho wedding "was a Biniple affair," but there have been simpler ones. The Republican party of Texas, (all three of 'em) have recommended that gents of high percentage and low visi bility be ousted from thoXpubltc crib. All the crops the farmers confident ly hope to be robbed out of next fall are coming up fine. f. ' - .. . NOW DON'T GET ROUGH , i (Chlco Enterprise) McCullough had known the young lady for throe days, and when she retimed his offer to at tend the danco, vbgkqj vbgkqj cm cmfwyp vbgkqj xzflflff.... xafl ! ! ! ! Wanted Hook, must be all around. Bon Ton. (Want Ad Coos Hay Timos) Why not got one that will stay by tho stove. , The cutest thing the EBpee does la to stop one freight train on tho cross ing so another one can paBS. The Philadelphia aristocrat and mil lionaire, Involved in tho mysterious murder of Dorothy Keenan, Uroadwny butterfly and beauty, still skulks and whimpers behind his gold and promi nence. He mot his family Tuesday, and received a good scolding for get ting caught. Another . gentleman mixed up In the killing, and the son of. a cabinet officer, Is at least a human being, and author of the first kind words for Dorothy, Said Doughorty: "I knew her, and I liked her; she was more sinned against than slnnor, And all tho while the bluebloodod boob was getting ready to cust stones. 'PLEASE BRING BLANKETS "' (Canby News) ' Tho Rov. Franklin arrived Mon day, and will preach for tho next six months. i . ' John Johnson und Win Crowson have feet too big for now shoos. Proprietors of steam heating plants have adopted the Inhuman practice of freezing out their patronB In the v,'lii tor, and roasting them out In tho sum mer. Files horse and houso are show ing up In the windows of tho biz. dint. The ball team of our great moral civic contor, and political purity hot bed, wlckodly won a gamo last Sunday. A Fable Once upon a tlmo there was a girl with a pair of $7 silk socks on who novor forgavo her father for having tho running board on tho fam lly Ford roplucod, when It was acci dentally torn off In im unavoidable accldenL The labor situation Is vory discour aging, there being nothing to do but work. The now spring neckties are nearly as noisy as Frank Preston's ovoryday overcoat. ' Horse Bromley of O. Pass, Tucs dayod In town. Homo was formerly one of tho leading nxpoiionts of white pants In this vicinity. local auto races will be transferred from tbe loading paved streets to tho fairgrounds on Juno 16 nnd 16th, It js announcod. : . Soma of the court decisions are enough to start a civil war. A Michi gan Judge has ruled that tho United 8UUs government has tho right to auk Ewope-n agitators what tltny nre raisins hell about in this country. You seldom hcitr "The Old Folks at Home" now,. For that mat ter tho old folks seldom stay at home. 'v.. . ; . To the lay eur, about the only difference between a violinist and u fiddler is $200 a night. Europe can't hnvc started another war yet.. We haven't ap pointed our official government observers. '- There are many pretty signs of spring, but the first elbows to ap pear are not included m tho list. ' ' Life is harder out in the great open spaces, no doubt, but at least you don't step on chewing gum! ' An educated man is one who can study the European situation and distinguish between patriot ism and nuilishness. Corivct this sentence: "Spring is here," said the wife; "but don't believe I shall rearrange the furniture this time." ' Still, the modern girl who puts on rouge is no more objectionabl than the old-fashioned girl who put on airs. . Poetic license is all right, but as we read some of the spring verse i't occurs to us that the license should be higher. When nn alienist isn't testifying at a murder trial, he can pick up a little money selecting popular soligs to be published. Tho coroner is becoming hard-boiled enough to call it a natural death if it occurs while one is diving through a windshield. Not only are women's clothes looser than in the old days, but they are more efficient at tho business of making old dad loosen up. Our idea of zero in sorrow is that of an American when he reads that some European noble has been compelled to go to work for a living. ' .; ; Walt Mason THE FALLEN SAINT. ry HE MORNING PAufaltS' brought tho news, how J. Corno- litis Hiram inn, who'd fought for years the Demon Booze, was found half shot with bootleg gin. At breakfast time I read tho talo, and cried, "Great Seott and Richard Re! This news will make the town grow pale, and fill tho people's breasts with woo. For years tho great Cornelius Dinn has cut all kinds of moral' ico, and taught his fellow men to win their victories o'er sin nnd vice. Now we behold this spotless saint cast down and showing feet of clay, and virtue has received a taint that only years enn wash away." Then I put on my priceless tile, and headed for tho surging marl, to see n town without a smile, a village-with a broken heart. But every fellow wore a grin, and voters nudged me and inquired, "Say, have you heard how Corny Dinn in raw licentiousness was mired?" Before the Travelers' Hotel, and also by tho Blue Front Store, I heard my ribald neighbors yell as they had never yelled before. Around tho streets he gossips ran, to spring the tale through tireless jaws; the downfall of a worthy man brought only laughter and ap plause, there is no mercy for the gent who toils along the .nar row way, however noblo his intent, if ho should for an instant stray. Saving Made Easy It's not so hard Uncle Sam is ready to tell you how in his New Free Book. Send for it today nnd get the "know-how" of what 6ecms to bo the hardest thing in die world. Treasury Savings Certificates make it easy and safe. Get your copy now. To set the book mull . . 7j . Nam- 1 thli coupon lo I I Tht United Stales Government I Addna- Savings System Trewury LVpMtment Washington. F). C. Cftj AN OUNCE OP PREVENTION During cold, damp weather take one Laxative BROMO QUININE Tablet just before retiring every flight Its tonic and laxative effect will fortify the system against Colds, Grip and Influenza. 30c per Box. I 7 CHICAGO. Murch 29. -John Lay-1 ton of tit. Louis, world's champion three-cuHhion billiard player and winner of this year's inter-state league, tournamont and Augio Kleck hefer, have been mntched to play a 720-polnt match. The first '3(10 points will bo played hero starting Monday and the Inst hnlf of the contest in St. Louis April 5, 6 and 7. They will play for a $600 purso and the entire; gate receipts. SWAMP-ROOT FOR KIDNEY AILMENTS NEW YOTIK Luis Angel Flrpo, South American heavyweight and conqueror of Bill Brennan, won the decision over Jim Hlbbard of Buf falo In a four-round charity bout. LOS ANGELES A wroHtllng boutj neiween Jonnny Myers of Chicago and Sum Sandow of Long Beach, Cal., was called off. OAKLAND Ray Pclkey of Oak land defeated Jim Tracey, Australian heavyweight In four rounds. There Is only one medicine that really stands out pre-eminent as a medicine for curable aliments of the kidneys, liver and .bladder. . - Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-ltoot stands the highest for the reason that It has proven to be Just tho remedy needed -In thousands upon thousands of dls-j tressing coses. Swamp-Hoot makes' friends quickly because Its mild and1 immediate effect fs soon realized In! most cases. It Is a gentle, heullng vegetable compound. Start treatment at once. Sold at all drug stores In bottles of two sizes, medium and large. However If you wish first to test this great preparation, send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Blnghamton, N. Y., for a sample bottle. 'When writ ing be sure und mention this paper.' Adv. News Summary of Last Night' Dl'ESSELDORF The French au thorities began to take over the Prus sian state-owned vineyards along the Moselle river. . , HETiLIN Women belonging to the social demb'-rat party after mass mooting!! held In tho occupied area nnponlod to tho women of the world, prnti-stlng ngaln.ft the Franco i.lnn Invnslon of German territory. Says Allenrhu Surely Conquers Rheumatism Wlin luster, Kjr., Citizen Cheerfully Jlirxiinmiiids This Wonderful Hi'incdy to All Sufferers. His letter follows: "Burns Avenue, Winchester, Ky. I had severe rheu matism for three months; tried seve ral remedies without, receiving any benefit whatever. A frlond advised me to try ALLENRHU as It had cured him. I bought, three bottles from tho George Drug Co., this city. When I began taking this,. medicine I was unable to do any work. I could neither dress myself nor" -raise my hand to comb my hair.. I am now almost well and feel confident this last of the three bottles i am now taking will completely ours' me. . . I can cheerfully recommend "this truly wonderful remedy toc-Hny yrhmimatfc sufferer." Signed Asa -Mv KeeV. ." ALLENRHU has been', t tried ,aml tested for ysart'.-ond rairKinuttvlius results have .been accoiitpyshed in1 the most severe cases where' the suffering and agony was Intense" And iriteous mm nunc ms patient was helpless. .hi. .mines h. Alien, of Rochester, N. Y., tho discoverer of ALLENRHU who for many, years suffered tho tor ments of ncuto rhoumatism desires all sufferers to know that ho does not want a cent or anyone's money uuiuhs alubkkhu doclsivelV con quers this worst of all diseases, and no nas instructed druggists" to, guar antee the first pint bottle to show appreciable results or money hack in every instance. All druggists can supply you. Arty TktNtm Cmr Ctrd Jtntttd Alltt-alktr TnU THE features of the new Good year Cord Tire with the beveled All Weather Tread are features of exclu sively Goodyear de sign and construc tion semi -flat, beveled tread, im- ' proved rubber com pound, heavier side wall and reinforced tread blocks. They result in more mile age, smoother-running and greater economy. Am Goodyar Crvic Station DealerM we melt and recom mend Goodyear Tlrem and back them up with mtandard Goodyear Servlca SIcdford Servico Stntion GOODjftTEAR an TO.."! b-. n The Torlc lens is most comfortable . nnd . gives lidded rnugo of vision. Let us show you. . I 1 -jj---li ' I Those Faster Candles are de licious. And they nro packed In such beautiful boxes ihut they arc inductive ns well as tasty. (ilve jiliHAtn candles at KnsN er time -nnd you will make somo lnsting friendships. Your Mvti't tooth will also 1h your wisdom tooth If you buy your KhMit candy at THK SHASTA Billings Has Started Something We will give lour csH icnstoier 10 per cent discount; on everything we do or sell, such as blacksnilthhig, spring work, machine rwork.- wheel and wood work. , .' ; i I ' ) We carry a large stock of guaran teed Vulcan springs for nearly all makes of automobiles. We buy smithing coal In carload lota and largo quantities of Iron and steel of all kinds. We also have an electric welding machine ordered, which will bo here In about two weeks, and will save you money on welding. Wo have a first class blacksmith and machine shop and employ the best mechanics, and we are going to divide the pro fits with our cash customers. Wo will go a little further and give all our customers who are indebted to us the same discount, if paid by April 1. HILLINGS OAItRIAOE & AUTO AVOKKS. - 8 HPS" 0''''nnto tUrs "ter 2- fa, .SIS! fajn fill : Scholz's Butter-Roll Bread Is popular in every part of Southern Oregon because of its superior taste, texture and exceptional quality of ingredients. Ask your Grocer for a loaf. "It's Pure and Wholesome" Pullman Bakery Easter Millinery Ladies trimmed Hats for Easter time at prices that are unusually attractive. Easter We have scores of Easter novelties for the kiddies Candy, ! Eggs, Baskets, Chicks, Rabbits, Dyes, Hens with Aprons; Roo'sters on Logs, Hens and Chickens and many, other things in our Children's Department. SHIELDS 222 West Main You've Prooved This, Too- The cord or fabric in a tire can give you miles only so long as the rubber u tread protects it. " ; , Clearly, a wider, and thicker tread, having more rubber in it, gives the in- : ! ' '- side fabric extra protection and for a . longer time. -. :, -,J. VVt -'v: - It's perfectly plain, then, why the wider . ' f ; and thicker tread of your Gates Super- .. ; Tread Tires is giving you two or three i thousand extra miles of service.' PETTY TIRE SHOP Write for oar free catalog describing a Urge asortraent of trees, shrubs end plants, and one hundred vari . ties of Rosea "As ye sow, so shall ye reap." What will "your" harvest be? Plant Washington Nursery Trees and know that you are "souring" the best that money can buy. Know that this well established nursery is backof you with itsyears of experience, its scientific growing methods, and its absolute guarantee of every tree it grows. Take no chances when you buy trees. It doesn't pay. Buy them direct from the nurseryman who grows them. Remember that if the price is a few cents higher it is so because extra time and money have been spent on them to make them better trees trees that will bear younger; bear Dener iruit ana more ot it and are hardy ' and free from diseases. Salesmen Everywhere More Wanted Whington Nursery Co. LARGEST IN THE WtST lilt BoxD Toppenish, Washington WITH MEDFORD TRADE IS MEDFORD MADE.
