PXQE FOUR
MEDFOttP MAID TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, -. OREflOX, ; THURSDAY,- MARCH
29. 1923 I
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BXcni'T SUNDAY. BY Tlllii
MIUFOKU PHiNTINO CO.
T .MenfoM 'WurMiny Morning Hun la
fnrnlylied HUtiNcillt?rn donirliiK seven
imy tlaliv riW8j)apr. -
Office Mull Tribune Building. 26-27-29
North "Fir street. Phone 75.
Quill Points
About the only thing us worthless as a German mark is a button
on a coat sleeve.
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A consolidation of the Democratic
Ttinen, ,the Meilford Mull, the Med ford
Tribune, the Hwulhern Oreteonlau, Tbe
Avlilund Tribune.
ROBERT W. RUHL, Editor.
H. SUMKTKIt SMITH, Manager.
riV MAIL In Advance: n
Dully, with Sunday Sun, year $7.50
Iaily, with rfutuluy Sun, month 75
Pally, wlrlronf tfumtay Sun, year.. 6.60
I'ailv, without Sunday Hun, month .65
Vekly Mail Tribune, one year 2.00
(Sunday Sun; one year 2.00
By CAKftlKU In Mfdford, A,8hland,
JuckHonvill". Cent rat Point, J'iomilx,
, Talent mid on Highways:
Dallv, with Sunday Sun, month... .75
lally, without Sunday Sun, month .65
Dully,' without Sunday Sun, year.. 7.50
Dally, with Sunday Sun, one year 8.50
All terms by carrier, caah In advance.
It is unreasonable, however, to expect any motor to run
smoothly as the agent talks.
The remarkable thing is that human nature lias survived with so
many laws to cramp its style.
About the only perfect neighborhoods are those found in real
estate advertisements.
Sworn dally average circulation for
Blx months ending. April 1, I22, 3528,
more thfin double the circulation of any
orhr paper published or circulated In
Jackson County.
Krttured an nenourt ctnnk matter at
M il ford, Oregon, under art of March 8,
J87!.
M KM HE KB OI THK ASSDOIATBD
PRESS.
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enlillnd to the ush for republication of
ail new dlspatchea credited to It or not
otherwise credited In this paper, and
also to Mm locil ivwb publlahed herein.
All 1-lh'htH of repuhllnatlon of special
dlspitches herein arejilso reserved.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
The liver, and not the heart Is de
scribed by an army doctor, us the seat
of love, so hereafter It will be: Have
a liver, kid!
Arrangements have been made to
shoot the first editor, who Inspired by
the marriage yesterday of a lad to a
lass worth $10,000,000, declares thoy
would be happier It they had stood off
the preacher for his fee. The groom
is described as "an artist," and he
sure was, and tho wedding "was a
Biniple affair," but there have been
simpler ones.
The Republican party of Texas, (all
three of 'em) have recommended that
gents of high percentage and low visi
bility be ousted from thoXpubltc crib.
All the crops the farmers confident
ly hope to be robbed out of next fall
are coming up fine.
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NOW DON'T GET ROUGH
, i (Chlco Enterprise)
McCullough had known the
young lady for throe days, and
when she retimed his offer to at
tend the danco, vbgkqj vbgkqj cm
cmfwyp vbgkqj xzflflff.... xafl ! ! ! !
Wanted Hook, must be all around.
Bon Ton. (Want Ad Coos Hay Timos)
Why not got one that will stay by tho
stove. ,
The cutest thing the EBpee does la
to stop one freight train on tho cross
ing so another one can paBS.
The Philadelphia aristocrat and mil
lionaire, Involved in tho mysterious
murder of Dorothy Keenan, Uroadwny
butterfly and beauty, still skulks and
whimpers behind his gold and promi
nence. He mot his family Tuesday,
and received a good scolding for get
ting caught. Another . gentleman
mixed up In the killing, and the son of.
a cabinet officer, Is at least a human
being, and author of the first kind
words for Dorothy, Said Doughorty:
"I knew her, and I liked her; she was
more sinned against than slnnor,
And all tho while the bluebloodod boob
was getting ready to cust stones.
'PLEASE BRING BLANKETS
"' (Canby News)
' Tho Rov. Franklin arrived Mon
day, and will preach for tho next
six months.
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' John Johnson und Win Crowson
have feet too big for now shoos.
Proprietors of steam heating plants
have adopted the Inhuman practice of
freezing out their patronB In the v,'lii
tor, and roasting them out In tho sum
mer.
Files horse and houso are show
ing up In the windows of tho biz. dint.
The ball team of our great moral
civic contor, and political purity hot
bed, wlckodly won a gamo last Sunday.
A Fable Once upon a tlmo there
was a girl with a pair of $7 silk socks
on who novor forgavo her father for
having tho running board on tho fam
lly Ford roplucod, when It was acci
dentally torn off In im unavoidable
accldenL
The labor situation Is vory discour
aging, there being nothing to do but
work.
The now spring neckties are nearly
as noisy as Frank Preston's ovoryday
overcoat.
' Horse Bromley of O. Pass, Tucs
dayod In town. Homo was formerly
one of tho leading nxpoiionts of white
pants In this vicinity.
local auto races will be transferred
from tbe loading paved streets to tho
fairgrounds on Juno 16 nnd 16th, It
js announcod.
: . Soma of the court decisions are
enough to start a civil war. A Michi
gan Judge has ruled that tho United
8UUs government has tho right to
auk Ewope-n agitators what tltny nre
raisins hell about in this country.
You seldom hcitr "The Old Folks at Home" now,. For that mat
ter tho old folks seldom stay at home. 'v.. . ; .
To the lay eur, about the only difference between a violinist and
u fiddler is $200 a night.
Europe can't hnvc started another war yet.. We haven't ap
pointed our official government observers. '-
There are many pretty signs of spring, but the first elbows to ap
pear are not included m tho list. ' '
Life is harder out in the great open spaces, no doubt, but at least
you don't step on chewing gum! '
An educated man is one who can study the European situation
and distinguish between patriot ism and nuilishness.
Corivct this sentence: "Spring is here," said the wife; "but
don't believe I shall rearrange the furniture this time." '
Still, the modern girl who puts on rouge is no more objectionabl
than the old-fashioned girl who put on airs. .
Poetic license is all right, but as we read some of the spring
verse i't occurs to us that the license should be higher.
When nn alienist isn't testifying at a murder trial, he can pick up
a little money selecting popular soligs to be published.
Tho coroner is becoming hard-boiled enough to call it a natural
death if it occurs while one is diving through a windshield.
Not only are women's clothes looser than in the old days, but they
are more efficient at tho business of making old dad loosen up.
Our idea of zero in sorrow is that of an American when he reads
that some European noble has been compelled to go to work for a
living. ' .; ;
Walt Mason
THE FALLEN SAINT.
ry HE MORNING PAufaltS' brought tho news, how J. Corno-
litis Hiram inn, who'd fought for years the Demon Booze,
was found half shot with bootleg gin. At breakfast time I read
tho talo, and cried, "Great Seott and Richard Re! This news
will make the town grow pale, and fill tho people's breasts with
woo. For years tho great Cornelius Dinn has cut all kinds of
moral' ico, and taught his fellow men to win their victories o'er
sin nnd vice. Now we behold this spotless saint cast down and
showing feet of clay, and virtue has received a taint that only
years enn wash away." Then I put on my priceless tile, and
headed for tho surging marl, to see n town without a smile, a village-with
a broken heart. But every fellow wore a grin, and
voters nudged me and inquired, "Say, have you heard how
Corny Dinn in raw licentiousness was mired?" Before the
Travelers' Hotel, and also by tho Blue Front Store, I heard my
ribald neighbors yell as they had never yelled before. Around
tho streets he gossips ran, to spring the tale through tireless jaws;
the downfall of a worthy man brought only laughter and ap
plause, there is no mercy for the gent who toils along the .nar
row way, however noblo his intent, if ho should for an instant
stray.
Saving Made Easy
It's not so hard Uncle Sam is ready
to tell you how in his New Free
Book. Send for it today nnd get
the "know-how" of what 6ecms to
bo the hardest thing in die world.
Treasury Savings Certificates make
it easy and safe. Get your copy now.
To set the book mull
. . 7j . Nam-
1 thli coupon lo I I
Tht United Stales Government I Addna-
Savings System
Trewury LVpMtment
Washington. F). C.
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AN OUNCE OP PREVENTION
During cold, damp weather take one
Laxative BROMO QUININE Tablet
just before retiring every flight
Its tonic and laxative effect will fortify the
system against Colds, Grip and Influenza.
30c per Box.
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CHICAGO. Murch 29. -John Lay-1
ton of tit. Louis, world's champion
three-cuHhion billiard player and
winner of this year's inter-state
league, tournamont and Augio Kleck
hefer, have been mntched to play a
720-polnt match. The first '3(10 points
will bo played hero starting Monday
and the Inst hnlf of the contest in
St. Louis April 5, 6 and 7. They will
play for a $600 purso and the entire;
gate receipts.
SWAMP-ROOT FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS
NEW YOTIK Luis Angel Flrpo,
South American heavyweight and
conqueror of Bill Brennan, won the
decision over Jim Hlbbard of Buf
falo In a four-round charity bout.
LOS ANGELES A wroHtllng boutj
neiween Jonnny Myers of Chicago
and Sum Sandow of Long Beach, Cal.,
was called off.
OAKLAND Ray Pclkey of Oak
land defeated Jim Tracey, Australian
heavyweight In four rounds.
There Is only one medicine that
really stands out pre-eminent as a
medicine for curable aliments of the
kidneys, liver and .bladder. . -
Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-ltoot stands
the highest for the reason that It has
proven to be Just tho remedy needed -In
thousands upon thousands of dls-j
tressing coses. Swamp-Hoot makes'
friends quickly because Its mild and1
immediate effect fs soon realized In!
most cases. It Is a gentle, heullng
vegetable compound.
Start treatment at once. Sold at
all drug stores In bottles of two sizes,
medium and large.
However If you wish first to test
this great preparation, send ten cents
to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Blnghamton, N.
Y., for a sample bottle. 'When writ
ing be sure und mention this paper.'
Adv.
News Summary
of Last Night'
Dl'ESSELDORF The French au
thorities began to take over the Prus
sian state-owned vineyards along the
Moselle river. . ,
HETiLIN Women belonging to
the social demb'-rat party after mass
mooting!! held In tho occupied area
nnponlod to tho women of the world,
prnti-stlng ngaln.ft the Franco
i.lnn Invnslon of German territory.
Says Allenrhu
Surely Conquers
Rheumatism
Wlin luster, Kjr., Citizen Cheerfully
Jlirxiinmiiids This Wonderful
Hi'incdy to All Sufferers.
His letter follows: "Burns Avenue,
Winchester, Ky. I had severe rheu
matism for three months; tried seve
ral remedies without, receiving any
benefit whatever. A frlond advised
me to try ALLENRHU as It had
cured him. I bought, three bottles
from tho George Drug Co., this city.
When I began taking this,. medicine I
was unable to do any work. I could
neither dress myself nor" -raise my
hand to comb my hair.. I am now
almost well and feel confident this
last of the three bottles i am now
taking will completely ours' me. . . I
can cheerfully recommend "this truly
wonderful remedy toc-Hny yrhmimatfc
sufferer." Signed Asa -Mv KeeV. ."
ALLENRHU has been', t tried ,aml
tested for ysart'.-ond rairKinuttvlius
results have .been accoiitpyshed in1 the
most severe cases where' the suffering
and agony was Intense" And iriteous
mm nunc ms patient was helpless.
.hi. .mines h. Alien, of Rochester,
N. Y., tho discoverer of ALLENRHU
who for many, years suffered tho tor
ments of ncuto rhoumatism desires
all sufferers to know that ho does
not want a cent or anyone's money
uuiuhs alubkkhu doclsivelV con
quers this worst of all diseases, and
no nas instructed druggists" to, guar
antee the first pint bottle to show
appreciable results or money hack in
every instance. All druggists can
supply you. Arty
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THE features of
the new Good
year Cord Tire with
the beveled All
Weather Tread are
features of exclu
sively Goodyear de
sign and construc
tion semi -flat,
beveled tread, im- '
proved rubber com
pound, heavier side
wall and reinforced
tread blocks. They
result in more mile
age, smoother-running
and greater
economy.
Am Goodyar Crvic Station
DealerM we melt and recom
mend Goodyear Tlrem and
back them up with mtandard
Goodyear Servlca
SIcdford Servico Stntion
GOODjftTEAR
an TO.."! b-. n
The Torlc lens is most
comfortable . nnd . gives
lidded rnugo of vision.
Let us show you. .
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Those Faster Candles are de
licious. And they nro packed
In such beautiful boxes ihut
they arc inductive ns well as
tasty.
(ilve jiliHAtn candles at KnsN
er time -nnd you will make
somo lnsting friendships.
Your Mvti't tooth will also
1h your wisdom tooth If you
buy your KhMit candy at
THK SHASTA
Billings Has
Started Something
We will give lour csH icnstoier
10 per cent discount; on everything
we do or sell, such as blacksnilthhig,
spring work, machine rwork.- wheel
and wood work. , .' ; i I ' )
We carry a large stock of guaran
teed Vulcan springs for nearly all
makes of automobiles. We buy
smithing coal In carload lota and
largo quantities of Iron and steel of
all kinds. We also have an electric
welding machine ordered, which will
bo here In about two weeks, and will
save you money on welding. Wo have
a first class blacksmith and machine
shop and employ the best mechanics,
and we are going to divide the pro
fits with our cash customers.
Wo will go a little further and give
all our customers who are indebted
to us the same discount, if paid by
April 1.
HILLINGS OAItRIAOE & AUTO
AVOKKS. - 8
HPS"
0''''nnto tUrs "ter 2- fa,
.SIS!
fajn fill
:
Scholz's
Butter-Roll
Bread
Is popular in every part of
Southern Oregon because of
its superior taste, texture
and exceptional quality of
ingredients.
Ask your Grocer for a loaf.
"It's Pure and Wholesome"
Pullman Bakery
Easter
Millinery
Ladies trimmed Hats for Easter time at
prices that are unusually attractive.
Easter
We have scores of Easter novelties for
the kiddies Candy, ! Eggs, Baskets,
Chicks, Rabbits, Dyes, Hens with
Aprons; Roo'sters on Logs, Hens and
Chickens and many, other things in our
Children's Department.
SHIELDS
222 West Main
You've Prooved This, Too-
The cord or fabric in a tire can give
you miles only so long as the rubber
u tread protects it. " ;
, Clearly, a wider, and thicker tread,
having more rubber in it, gives the in- :
! ' '- side fabric extra protection and for a .
longer time. -. :, -,J. VVt -'v:
- It's perfectly plain, then, why the wider . '
f ; and thicker tread of your Gates Super- ..
; Tread Tires is giving you two or three
i thousand extra miles of service.'
PETTY TIRE SHOP
Write for oar free
catalog describing
a Urge asortraent
of trees, shrubs
end plants, and
one hundred vari .
ties of Rosea
"As ye sow, so shall ye reap."
What will "your" harvest be?
Plant Washington Nursery Trees
and know that you are "souring"
the best that money can buy.
Know that this well established
nursery is backof you with itsyears
of experience, its scientific growing
methods, and its absolute guarantee
of every tree it grows.
Take no chances when you buy trees. It
doesn't pay. Buy them direct from the
nurseryman who grows them. Remember
that if the price is a few cents higher it
is so because extra time and money have
been spent on them to make them better
trees trees that will bear younger; bear
Dener iruit ana more ot it and are hardy
' and free from diseases.
Salesmen Everywhere More Wanted
Whington Nursery Co.
LARGEST IN THE WtST
lilt
BoxD
Toppenish, Washington
WITH MEDFORD TRADE IS MEDFORD MADE.