Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, March 22, 1923, Image 6

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Newspaper Page TextF3TGE FOUK fEDFOTtD MAIL TRIBUNE, frfED'FORD, OTCEfiOK. TITirRRDAY, rAftCTI 22, 102 Medford Mail Tribune AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER PUBLI KH ED E V E H V A KT Ml (NOON EXCEPT SUNDAY. BY THE AJEDKOIED PRINTING CO. The Med ford Sunday Morning Bun l rurniitnet suttacriuerB desiring a seven aay dally newspaper. Office Mall Tribune BulMlng, 25-27-29 Kortn nr street, fnoue a. A consolidation of the Democratic Times, the Hertford Mall, the Mudrora : Tribune, the Southern Oregonian, The Ashland Tribune. ROBERT W. RUHL, Editor. S. SUMPTER SMITH, Manager. BY MAIL In Advance: Daily, with Sumlny Sun, year I7.R0 Dally, with Sunday Sun, month. .75 Pally, without Sunday Sun. year.. 6.50 Dally, without Sunday Sun, month .65 Wet'kly Mail Tribum. one year 2.00 Sunday Sun, one year 2.00 BY CARRIER In Med ford, Ashland, Jacksonville. Central Point, Phoenix, Talent and on Highways: Dally, with Sunday Sun, month 75 Dallv, without Sunday Sun, month .65 Dally, without Sunday Sun, year.. 7.60 Dally, witli Sunday Sun. one year 8,f0 All terms by carrier, cash In advance. Entered as second etnas maiter at Med ford, Oregon, under act of .March 8, 1879. Quill Points If only the fly would go to Holywood to appear on tho scree A poet says "love" means more to men than any other word "A'hat about "gimme?" The chief objection to a small town is that it affords so few oc easions to dress up. As we understand these dry-wet Congressmen, they'd rather fee right than be president. ir i. ... . ... -mn js always at ins best while trying to live up to his mother's icaeninjrs or a lresli shave. MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS. The AsHOclated Press is exclusively nntllled to the unit for republication of all news rilHpfi tones credited to It or not otherwise credited in tills paper, and Ulnn to the lorul news mihllKhed herein All rlKhts of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. me nest thing about life is that we are kept in the dark concern ing the next number on the program. ihe dove may build m the cannon's mouth, but she doubtless has too much sense to risk a coal shaft. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry. The Cherokee Indian, who served 25 years in prison, "on the lie ot a woman," has a kick coming. Any number of candidates for U. S. Senator from Oregon are making the initial prances. They will make the race on the platform that they can't possibly be as useless aa one of those now Inflicted, aided and abetted by spells of emotional hysteria. CONSIDER THE SOURCE, BOYS (Roseburg News-Review) WANTED TO CORRESPOND, for pastime and amusement, with gentleman between the ages of twenty-five and thirty eight. Address Thelmas E. MalleB and Jlary E. Gray, Fish and Game Department, Augus ta, Maine. - It is pleasant to note, (hat there wilt be no recognition of Soviet nuttlncss by the present administration, because it is favored by a squad of home grown poppycock Ists. Secretary Hughes announces that "Russia will have to work out her own salvation," . which in undiplomatic lnnguago means RusbIq. w11 have to go to work and, gosh! but It's painful. For eight . years the nations of Europo were salivated with bunk about tho "new freedom," and "the dawn of tho new era," and "the heart of human ity," and similar highsoundlng phrases that meant nothing, until they dream ed that all they had to do was fight and go crazy, and America would sup ply tho grub. Now the fact is slowly seeping In, that America has changed presidents. The Jewish athlete who Is able to bite a. steel bar in two, and bond rail road iron over his head, ought to be given a chance to try out his tooth on one of the local steaks. Sevoral of the stornor sex, employed by the eloctrio company, are electrify ing the community with new vornal mustachettes ot pale hue, and hardly enough strength to hang onto tho upper lip. ' In England the matrimonial market is stable again, venor is preparing to marry a jockey. Lady Gros- Tho pick-pocket masher arrested fur being consistent, lie frisked the-cop. too frisky was at least After all the best thing about the good old days is thnt'they don't respond to an encore. As spring approaches each year, we always wonder how Noah re frained from using the two fisli worms. A woman doesn't think her dinner party a real success unless she feels incapable of getting up next morning. THE NEW CLERK BLURTED OUT THE PRICE TOO SOON (Eugene Guard) Miss Elmore received word that her mother, while shopping, bo came dizzy and had fallen part way down tho stairs In Uinphrey and Mnckin's store in Cottago Grove, bruising hor qulto badly. The New York banker who sklnnod out with nil the avallablo cash, and his own wifor has boon caught in Italy. It's a great littlo world That we live in, To lend and to spond, And to give In; Hut to bog or to borrow, Or to got one's own, It's tho worst littlo world That is known. (ANON, by rcquost) Off for the sunny' south nnd tho southern middle woHt, Mr. nnd Mrs. Chan. K. Oberlln loft today by nuto BqsnsqsnsqsnsnsqaqSiiSbUKnbng bghg kvbgkj shrdlu cmfwyp cmfwyp shrdl. (Weed, Cnl., News). Tho sound is familiar, but I can't recall tho name ot the car. "WOMAN SHOOTS NKIGimort; BITTER FEUD SAYS MATE (Fres no, Cnl., Times hdliuo). And you'd do the samo thing In the wmio circumstances. A prehistoric mnn has been discov ered in tho Wlllnmotto valley. This ' will not bo nows to tho rest ot tho nation. A LADY TALKS I get so doggone mad at this ever lasting banhsllnglng that I could twist the nock of every mnn in the world, bellove me, yours first. I don't want to go through llfo with a cup of Java In my dukes, but what's a girl going to do. I've got looks, nnd I hain't stuck on mysolf about it, but I got less sense than Klsle, who now has a steady bonrdor in the shnpe of a litis ' band. Well, she asks mo to lend her five, and I asks what for, and she says to buy food, and I says: Why don't ho brace up and be a woman; ho's big pnough to out himself. And then Elsie paid: Oh! Lord, If ho only would! A child born dead has been brought to life after five minutes, so there is hope for tho League of Nations. There is a limit to everything except the number of articles a woman can get in the drawers of a sewing machine. You can't expect much of nations that trust God in time of war and won't exen trust one another in time of peace. Sorrows soon pass, nnd winter will be forgiven when again we see a perfect bunt creeping down the first base line. STEEL SALES SHOW ' I), i BUSINESS ON COMMUNICATIONS A Manufacturing Industry. To the Editor: I have read your article on the subject of Fred Ktone getting reli gion. You say "Why all this excite ment and soforth." Did It ever occur to you and the many other papers that have carried dozens cf columns about this matter Varicose Veins Are Quickly Reduced and Terrible Eczema Goes Quickly NlroiiK. Powerful Yet Safe. Surgeons' Prescription Called, Moonc's fcmcmld Oil, lias Astonished Physicians. There is one simple und Inexpen Hive wnv tn reduce dangerous, swot that all this excitement has been the icn veins und bunches, and got thorn WA8IIINOTON. March 22. All of. product and manufacture of you fel-'down to normal, nnd that Is to apply Mnnne'a Emerald Oil night nnu me nonunion statements and iiusi- i,., .i, ...,.,,. .1 i..7 business In tho United States during not ha(1 n na"d ln DI1 11 eer Kebruarv wns proceeding- at tho rapid occur t0 yu ail(1 1,11 newspapers, for pace noted early In the year, accord-, ,hat matter that 9 per cent of the ing to a summary of these issued to- excitement about all questions Is your day. IluildlriK. manufacturing and own manufacture. Its a fact. The railroad freight movement, tho dc-1 public have nothing to do with what you papers want to print or tne irira- partmi-nrs statement ald all con tinued to reflect tho stimulation. "Uetall sales kept up to January's mark." the review declared, "in spite of tho shorter month, while tho trans portation system showed signs of overcrowding in tho large car load ings and increased shortage of freight or reporters, cars. The wholesale price Index ud-: tenths' of th inlngs you put ln the pie. I have yet to see but one article written to a paper in Seattle, Port land or any other city about this mat ter other than written by you editors I think this like nine usual bunk that ap- mornlng. People who have painrui, enlarged veins should not neglect them for they sometimes burst and cnuBo much misery nnd loss of time. Moone's Emerald Oil. besides being so marvelously antiseptic that it at once destroys germs and poisons Heath's Drug Store, West Side Pharmacy caused by germs Is such a remark ablu healing agent that eczema, bar ber's itch, suit rheum and other In flammatory skin eruptloss " go in a few days. Piles are quickly absorbed nnd even goitres wens and enlarged glands are dissolved. For years It bus been used ln hos pitals for bolls, cnrbuncles, ulcers, abcesses and open sores, and with the most perfect success. With each original bottle which any pharmacist can supply you, Is a folder that gives Instructions for use ln all of tho above distressing complaints. Your druggist will bo glad to sup ply you. vanced one point and again the do-1 pears ln the daily press is all the clino in coal ju ices prevented a fur-; manufacture of tho writers. To provo thcr rise. Kood prices, both at whole-' t take tns cnBe; thore was n0 one sale and retail declined. Increased i quoted in all the hundreds of col- ji-uieriiy is cpnrirmeu uy mo marked decline in business failures and the continued rise In stock prices. "Huildlng contracts awarded in February, amounted to 41,011.000 umns except Mr. Stone, therefore it i was a case where the papers alone appear to have made nil the excite ment for themselves. I don't think miunre feet, showing an increase over the average reader gives on thought January in place of the expected sea- , about the matter, because the aver sonal decline, shipments of building age reader had long since learned materials, such as lumber, flooring that a man can be converted; In fact i anil cement, snowed largo Increases ' thai Iq tho nnlv wav wo can ronrh over January nnd over February, : i,on von hut im .ntinn bnil not 1922. A net car shortage of 05,000 -vi,lpn,lv .ji,,.v,w.1 h( fnet ner-1 freight cars at tho end of February h , h , manufactllr. . was tho f ist Increase over tho recent: . ,. , i low point of 45,000 cars short at the! ed a" thls excitement. end of January. . """' "Wool receipts with ono exception. ! -wtnnia notei. lornann, Jiarcn were higher in February than in any ""' " month since April, 11)21." TO . WHITE HOUSE APRIL 10 If there is no other way to make Alaska's frozen oil fields avail able, we might hire a few diplomats to warm things up. Changing times don't effect retribution. The horse thief imnged, and the jitney thief has to buy gas for the thing. Correct this sentence: "I'd like to run in nnd got my marbles,' said the small boy, "but I might track mud on the floor." RippIingRhuiBQs t . I-1.1. it Walt Mason Ufa. UNDER DIFFICULTIES. MY HEART is sad nnd bitter, I have the grip today, nnd it is hnrd to twitter a bright nnd jaunty- lay. My neighbors, in the offing, uro sick and wenry too; I hear them roundly cough ing nnd crying "Ah-ker-ehoo !" An epidemic's breezing ncross tho darkened hills, mid nil the world is sneezing, nnd taking pie bnld pills. "But cheer up," says tho doctor, "this epidemic's bnd, but soon we slwill have knocked her, nnd shooed her from our grad. And meanwhile I mil making all kinds of useful coins, nnd this should soolhe your aching and throbbing hearts nnd loins. Kxcuso my glad emotions, excuse my joyous thrills ,' I'm handing out the potions, I'm dishing up the pills. And when wc docs deliver the villnfto from disease, I'll have a brand new fliv ver, nnd bask in pomp nnd case." And so there's always some ono who profits from distress; the fact's perhaps a rum one, but it will hold, I guess. And whilo the village papers relate grim tnles of woe, tho learned physician capers und dances to nnd fro. V His rapture is contagious, ami I, a gloomy wreck, forget the pains outrageous that wind around my neck; my dismal thoughts I shako off, nnd sny "I'm glad, kerehoo, thnt some ono has a rake off from things like grip nnd flu." COCOA, Fla., Mar. 22. Tentative plans for the remainder of President Harding's vacation ; trip as disclosed today, contemplate a return to Wash ington between April 7 to 10. The vacation party today cruised on north ward, with the houseboat Pioneer mulling good progress. It was certain that St. Augustine, the end of the cruise, would not be reached before tomorrow evening at the earliest and possibly not before Saturday morning. On arriving at St. Augustine, Presi dent and Mrs. Harding with most of the other members,, of the party will leave the Pioneer and take quarters at tho hotel Ponce de Leon. The viBit to St. Augustine, where Jlr. and Mrs. Harding have been' spending several weeks each year for. about eighteen winters is expected to extend over next week and probably until after Easter. The tentative plans then - provide that tho party go lei Augusta Ga., for a stay of four or 'five days; after which they will return to Washington to arrive probably on April 7 unless the president should decide to visit Marion, Ohio, on his way back. Clean Kidneys By Drinking Lots of Water Take Salts to Flush Kidneys Bladder Bothers or Back Hurts ARE YOU GETTING AHEAD? ' or on the other hand? A "GOOD WAY" IS TO OPEN AN ACCOUNT -at this home folks ' bank The Medford National it 's more than a fair weather friend. -r-today. It requires 1.60G.00Q paper marks to buy a 20-mark gold pioco in Qor-ninny. Health! expel Impurities with Dr. KINGS PILLS . 'for constipation DrKINGS NewDiscomy B etter nip it-Now! II your nose ijsorc (romblow- ing-if your hend is stuffed up and chest congested-now is the time for this syrup. Fot hall century, Pr. K-nj;'s New Discovery has brought quick relief to children and grown-ups like. It has certainly earned lis reputation ior dependability ami die I.1I1UIY use. i our uruggisi carries it. Try it today. General Mill Work . TROWBRIDGE CABINET WORKS Windows and Doors Window Glas3 Door Frames Window Frames All Kinds of Interior Finish OI K rt.AXT Is equlped to handle all work. MACIHXr.KY ItKPAinS OM'.KHVlLIXa Kstlmntes given on heavy or light work. With our facilities we savo you money and tlmo. Offutt Machine Shop 3(1-10 .No. Front. Phono 110 .loin the 1'nnilcT of Commerce Eating too much rich food may pro duce kidney trouble in some form, says a well-known authority, because the acids created excite the kidneys. Then they become overworked, get sluggish, j clog up and cause all sorts of distress, ; particularly backache and misery in the j kidney region, rheumatic twinges, severe 1 headaches, acid stomach, constipation, ' torpid liver, sleeplessness, bladder and urinary irritation. i The moment your back hurts or kid- ! neys aren't acting right, or if bladder j bothers you, begin drinking lots of good j wattr and also get about four ounces of . Jad Salts from any good pharmacy; ! take a tablespoonful in a glass of water j before breakfast for a few days and , your kidneys may then act fine. This j famous salts is made from the acid of ' grapes and lemon juice, combined with lithia, and has been used for years to 1 flush clogged kidneys and stimulate them to activity ; also to neutralize the acids in the system so that they no I longer irritate, thus often relieving blad- j der disorders. Jad Salts can not injure anyone; 1 m.ikes a dclitrhtful effervescent ' lithia- ! water cksjnk which millions of men and women take now and then to help keep the kidneys and urinary organs clean, thus often avoiding serious kidney dis orders. By all means have your physi cian examine your kidneys at least twice a year. H. W. CONGES UNDERTAKER Bnocessor to Weeks-Conger Oo, Medfnnl. Or. MACHINE WORK Repairing Babbitting and Welding Crater Lake Automotive Co. Modern bifocals servo you best. Tho combination lenses for busy people. IF YOU WANT GOOD WHOLESOME BREAD Ask your grocer or phone your order to CENTRAL POINT MILL for MT. PITT BLEND of flour Morton's Mill Central Point Alone in the World Of all the pneumatic inner tubes in the wide, wide world, there's only one that isn't turned "inside out"- Only one that's absolutely uniform in thickness ' has no seam and no ridges is finished even better on the inside than on the' side that shows. This tube is the Gates Tested Tube. Are you cashing in on the extra wear that it will give? . . . . Petty's Tire Shop 132 South Riverside Phone 162-R Join the Chamber of Commerco Selling Fairbanks-Morse Pumps and Engines and Hayes Sprayers Williams . Implement Service 28 So. Bartlett Phono 203 WATCH YOUR BATTERY PRBST-O-LITE BATTEBY t STATION . For Quick Sernce Fhoaa lt Picture Framing at Swem's Studio Join tile Chnmlier of Commerco Oregon Roses and other , Beautiful Flowers Illustrated Catalogue Free upon Application Clarke Bros. 287 Morrison St. Portland, Oregon. Service When You Travel No matter when you go South or East, you'll find four high-class "Shasta Route" trains at your service daily. Convenient schedules, comfortablo equipment nnd the assurance of safety, adds much to tho enjoy, mcnt of your journey. Low round trip tickets to San Francisco, Sunta Barbara, Los Angeles, and San Diego, on salo daily limited June 30th. Inquire of local ticket agent for de tallod Information and descriptive folders or write JOHN M. SCOTT General Passenger Agent Portland, Oregon WITH MEDFORD TRADE IS MEDFORD MADE.