Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, February 13, 1923, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextPAGE TOUR MEDEOUP ' MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OKKCIOX, TUESDAY? FKBR LfiY 13, 1923 MKDFRDjflAlL THIBUNE AN 1NPKP13NDKNT NEWSPAPBH PUUI.IKHKIJ KVIOKY AI'TKIINOON BXCEl'T BUN DAY, 1 THIS MEOPOIW I'lUNTINO CO. Th Medford Kumlay MornlnR Sun In furnlHhrd HubHcrlberd desiring a aevun day dally ncWBpaiJor. Office Mull Trlbuno Building, 2S-27-29 North Kir turcct. 1'liouu 7j. A consolidation of the Domocratlo Times, thu Medford Mall, tile Medford Tribune tlw Mouthers OrcKonlau, Tho Aahland Trlbuno. KOUEliT W. UVHU S. 8UMPTEK SMITH. Kdltor. MunuKor. BV MAIL In Advanco: Dallv, with Sunday Sun, yoar 17.50 Dally, with Hundny Hun, month.... .t liallv, without Sunday Hun, year.. O.&P Dallv, without Huitduy Sun, month .60 Weekly Mall Tribune, ono year - 2.0" Hnudny Hun, one year: -.00 BY CAItWEK In Medford. Ashland, Jacksonville. Central Point, Phoeulx, ; Talent and on Highways: . . J)nlly, with Sunday Sun. month-., .v.i . Dally, without Sunday Hun, month .05 Dally, without Sunday Sun, year- 7.00 Dally, with Sunday Sun, onn year 8.60 All terms by carrier, cash In' advance. Official paper of the City of Mcdford. Official paper of Jackson County. Quill Points Only tho newest tlictioniirics define im embussy us nn ousis. Courtesy : mt thun you. The art of milking the other fellow feel more import- A wife is a person who meant to sew thut button on yesterday and forgot it. The only paper betweon Euannc, Ore.. nml Sacramento. Calif., a dlsluiico of over 600 inilea. having leased wlro A980 elated I'reBS Service. When people tell you you are looking well, they always mean well preserved. . . "I've Got My Fingers Crossed' A hick town is a place where very little is required to arouse sus picion. 1 " i " ' . i So far Japan lias been to" polite to nsk Franco when she expects to get out of tho Ruhr. fiwnrn dallv avernge circulation for six months ending April J. 1922, 3648, more than double tho circulation of arty other uaner publlHhod or circulated lu Jackson County. Kntered us second class matter .at Mtslford, Oregon, under act. of March 8, J87J. , MEMBKHS OV TUK ASSOCIATBD PRESS. . , The Associated proas Is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all-news dispatches credlled to It or not otherwise credited In this paper, and also to the local news published heroin. All rlfrhts of republication of speolal dispatches herein, are also peserved. Ye Smudge Pot y ArthUr' Prry The banquet season- is over, and there will he nothing to eat about tor another year. Thins s are-looking bright for the Democratic party In 1924, and nil this political organization neodn is a bul lish, bookish phrase to mnke the woolen voters boo-hoo, and the men voters sniffle. OREGON TO OUTSTRIP ENTIRE WEST (Hdlino Iinndon TlmOB). Fine weather for It.' y. ' JU8T THE THINGI ' (Evanston, III., News) , 'Tbo bungulow is of .in oritircly ijew typo. A hod closet hides a n,ow nnd comfortable wall bod for two when guoBtB are to be ac commodated, largo enough for four people, and is lined for all but formal moals which are taken In tho living room, , . (Htm down by Lota J.) . AutolBts travelling Main Stem, Went, arte expected to control them selves, and utter Holey Mackerel! - Do patient. Tho holes will' repair thorn- sqIvss It Gov. Pierce is given full charge. ..' - ' The boy who quits the farm may not get up in the world, but lie gets up about three hours later in the morning. Most of the horn blowing is done by those unaccustomed to driv ing; nnd those unaccustomed to success. Intuition is the quality that enables a woman to win the argument without bothering with facts. ' Correct this sentence: "The five-ton truck took to the ditch and gave tho jitney right-of-way." '' If you can't be. rich, or famous, or beautiful, you can get the same superior feeling by being good. Franco can't afford to reduce the indemnity charge now. It will cost her too much to collect it. When tho returning doughboy takes a nickel' out fof a high old time, ho will no longer be burdened with change. A free people is one that enjoys the privilege of cmbarrssing its government by nagging other governments. Tho homely girl has ono consolation. All the crimes aro com mitted by girls who arc winsome, pretty, or captivating. Unremitting toil will' make things better and better, also; but there are no headlines for tho man who suggests it. - Another pleasure of automobiling consists in guessing what the driver in front intends doing when he holds out his hand.'' If Ooorgo "Washington really couldn't tell n lie, he' probably got in bad every time his wife asked his opinion of u new hat. If she takes in washing, the chances are her husband delights in telling" the world what Harding should do about them European nations. -: ' . . ,- . Now that tho Ccopoo has to live with tho Espee, and can't be divorced the latter ought to come ncrosB with a tootseau, for the Becond honoymoon. ' ' . . Oold Hill, Fob. 11!.', Dear Sir: The Qold Hill hank' is cloned today, and has a sign, "Closed On Account of Geo. Washington's Birthday," with a picture of tho famous Georgo. - - ' . . v - , Yours, ' ' B. C. A. JU8T FIGURATIVELY (Jacksonville Post) . The niotorlBt driving now with out a 1923 liconso Is apt to bump .into something in the shape of a trafflo.otflcor. . Tho bill before tho legislature, regu lating beauty parlors should bo passed unless better work is done. ! . IN MEMORI AM "Shop, a good dog, is dead. What then? How many dogs have diod, and many; How many worlds, how many suns; For bo tho Indlfforent pageant runs. Hut I who miss him, may not I Remember him, and wonder why As men have wondered alnco men ' ' wore Why men and dogs of character, Bravo, gentle nion, bravo dogs and kind, With cowards nnd curs oblivion find; Come to one end with knaves, one room, And mix with nmckors In tho tomb: ' Ashes to ashoB, dust to dust; lovo that wag loyal ono with lust : Strength, that wus selfless one with -' greed ; ! The briar roso and tho stinking weed, llah! the old rlddlos rust my pen! Shop, a good dog, Is dead. Whftt then? 1 (Now York World.) Bourne officiated. Tho ft! -year-old groom appeared leaning on a cunn lu contrast with the sprightly young bride. (I'ortland Journal). Some of llama's work. ' Cut This Out It Is Worth Money Cut out this rIIp, enclose with St and mall It to Foley & Co., 2835 Shef field Ave., Chicago, 111., writing your riamo and address clearly. You will receive In return a trial packago con taining Foley's Honey sud Tar Com pound for coughs, colds mid croup; Foley Kidney Pills for pains In side and- back; rheumatism, backache, kid ney and bladder ailments; and Foley CathartiO Tablots. a wholesome and thoroughly cleansing cathartic for con aflpnlton.' hlllmisnpsa. headaches, and filtiggish ImwoK Sold everywhere. RipplingRhiiroos y J ..'. U. 11 fy Walt Mafon THE BACK NUMBER. I MARVEL much at Beeswax Jones; the thought of autbs makes him sour; he drives a pair of swaybacked voans, and goes about three miles an hour, lfe sees his neighbors whiz along iu chugging vans that split the breeze, and Beeswax prods his team along, his whiskers falling to his knees. "These ears," he says, "are evil snares, they cost so much they do not pay; my father drove two swaybacked mares; I follow where he led the way." Old Beeswax Jones is always late, he misses everything worth while; ho drives his erowbails to tho gate when other men have scooped tho pile, lie drives along the roiul all day to see tho circus nnd the clown, but all the tents are hauled away when he comes yawning into town. Time has no vuluc in his eyes, and he has all the time there is; and men who do the moments prize iu busy busses past him whiz. Lie sees them pass, with futile jeers, and says, "Such haste is all iu vain; my grandsiro drove two brindled steers, nml he was strictly safe and sane." Our fathers' deeds were doubtless wise, when life was calm nnd deadly slow, but they are dead, and modern guys who wish to win must up and go. j U'you recollect that food old game of tag we used to play? We'd chase and tag each other 'round tho burn tho livelong day. And try to make somu feller "IT" und Bteal tho base ho'd lost. When ho'd yell, "Hey! You can't get me, I've got my fingers crossed." o vo all grown up to manhood, but wo ro still ulayln" tuir: Bill's got a great big dry-goods Btorc you'd ort to hear him brag. A big tyard in the winder says ho's sc-llln out ut cost, But when you pin him down you'll r find ho's got his fingers crossed, Johns Just nn honest farmer, poli ticians tell him so. He takes great pride in raisin' spuds his hobby, don't you know: But. aeonis tho biggest, smoothest ones up to tho top get tossed And when you dig down deep you'll find John's got bis fingers crossed My Sary married Bill's young bill e week ago today, She took tho solemn pledges in a meok and modst way. "White . bill ho got all mixed up, bo- wlldered like and lost, . He rung tho wrong finger, Sary had her fingers crossed. And Walter, he's the sly old boy and llghtln' on tho run; You never, know which way he'll dodgo until tho gamo is done. Ho snoaked up on tho, school fund and grabbed a pile of dough, And tho way ho heaped up taxes on us fellers wasn't slow. : Now ho's -went nnd wedged hlsaclf tight in' the governor's chair;-, Ho stole nil sorts o' bases, but . he finally landed there, . . . , , He ripped and rar'cd and speechified unu peaaiea rea not air, Ho chased and "tagged the Ku Klux ivmn, and Ashland s millionaire: Ho vowed he'd cut our taxes down and retrench 'everywhere' And lift our droopln' spirits from the slough of black despair; Ho sworo tho bunch at Salem town was grabbln' all tho pelf, He'd chase 'em all out, hide and tall. and run the show hlssclf; I He'd . raiao the tollors' wages and whittle down their rent; He'd build all sorts o' highways and they wouldn't cost a cent: He'd . slay tho Jhuh and Chinamen and rapture all tho booze, And stretch the women's dresses from; their china down to their shoes; ; Hu'd purify tho movies and mako tile farmer rich; He'd curb tho iegislatur' and press and all of slch; And now he's smilln' in tho chair, for Jesse paid tho coat, ,' . And yells, "Boys, it's the sumo old game, I had my fingers crossed." The above was written and recited by Dick Posey "the poet of the Hogue," at tho annual Lincoln ban quet last night. .- j BOSTON, Feb. 13. The American nyweight boxing championship will be at stnko tonight when Puncho Villa tho little Filipino who holds the title, meets Frankie .Mason of Fort Wayne, ind., former holder. . The match Is scheduled for ten rounds to a decision. CHICAGO, Feb. 13. Tommy Gib boDB, Stfl Paul heavyweight boxer and James Tracey, the Australian heavy weight have been matched for a bout In East Chicago, Ind., February 26, Eddie Kane, manager of Gibbons announced. Tongue Twisters (To be read aloud) By C. L. EDSON, Author of the Gentle Art of " Columning. LONDON, Feb. 13. (By the As sociated Press.) Great Britain has cabled a challenge to America for tho Davis cup, the international lawn tennis trophy. Great Britain will complete. KANSAS CITY Frank M. Troeh of Vancouver, Wash., was high man with a score of 99 out of a possible 100 at the preliminary of the interr Btato trapshooting tournament. ASPIRIN Say "Bayer" and Insist! Kellosg's Bran is nature's relief from the terrors of constipation! Never mnko light of consllpnticm or any one of its symptoms there is no tailing what dim-flso you may bo head ing into! Tim one thing to do IMMEDIATELY is' to fight, constl pBlion to tho lust tli toh I Mot with pills or cnthartlt's: they cannot giro you listing relief t Kot with foods with a low bran content; they do not have the bran-bulk to do the work! What you need, what will give you twmnnrnt relief 1 KMIogg's Bran iiccnuso it. Is ALL BltANI Kellogg 's is selentllioatly prepared to relievo rotiBtlpatlon. It will relieve the chronic dmo or tho mild, enso. You need it, your family needs ill . But, you must cut Kellogg 's Brnn jogularty onru dayt - At least two tublipoouftilt iu vhrotiio cases this amount with each meal I And, eating Kellogg 's Bran is a., delight rather lhh a hardship. It has a delicious, appealing nut-llko flavor that wins the moat fastidious appetite, i Every day whon yon eat Kollogg'i Bran ns n cereal, sprinkled on yotlr favorlto hot or cold cereal or cooked or rolled wilh hot cereals, think of tho health every spoonful contains for you I Think how Kellogg ' Bruit is sweeping and cVnnelng the nliuicntary tract i how it. is driving out the toxin poisons and freeing your syatcni from, dangers of dreadi-d diseases! Your physician will recommend it, Kellogg ' Bran is extra-delicious mado into countless bakery batches. Itcelix'S on ovcry turkuge. All grocers sell Kellogg ' Bran; It is nlo obtainable nt first-class hotels' and clubs in Individual packages. AsU for tt nt --e -"otniinn REX CAFE "THE PLACE TO EAT" STEAKS OUR SPECIALTY THE BEST COFFEE IN TOWN Try a Cup, 5c unless you sec t lie name "Bayer ' on package or on tablets you aro not (rot ting tho gontiino Hayor pnxluct rc- Boribed by physicians over twenty-two years ann provou sale by millions for Colds Headache Tontliacho -Lumbago ' Karache , : i Hheuuiatism . Neuralgia Pain, Pain :' Accept "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" only. , Eaeli unbroken package contains Iironer directions. - Handy ...uoxes of wclvo tablets cost few cents. Drug gists also sell bottles of 24 nnd 100. Aspirin is the trado mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoacetlcacidustcr of Pttlicvlicncid. WATCH YOUR BATTERY PTtEST-O-LTTK BATTERY STATION . . for Quick Remw, Phone i II HEAT WITH COAL Place Your Order Now for Quick DeUVwy Hansen Coal Co. - , (Successors to Ends) IU 8. Fir 8t. . Phono 230-J Blue Front Pixit Shop 111 8. 'Holly St. "WE FIX ANYTHING" Phone 4S4 - -Ilsiior Itlaile Shnrnrntns H, W. CONGEE UNDERTAKER Successor to WecVs-Conger Co. Medford. Ore. PIPE FLUSH Quickly dissolves all obstructions In clogged drain and sewer plnce BUY IT TBY IT For Sale By A. I-, VUOM.W, till 8, IN-ont St. ABERDEEN, Wash.,! Feb. 13. Ted Kracho of Hoqulam-won a de cision over Morgan Jones of Ta coma here last niRht in six rounds at 140 pounds. Kracho had -the better of it all tho way. Billy Harms of Oakland sot a decision over Marty Foley, six rounds, 105 pounds. Jack Hartford, Tacoma, lost to Jimmy Kelly, four rounds. Basketball Scores. At Pullman University of Wash ington 31; Washington State Collego, 29. At Walla. Walla Whitman .col lege SO; Willamette. University 13.- LONDON President Cosgrave of the Dall, who left for Dublin, succeed ed in raising a loan, a member of his party said. .... STOMACH MISERY, GAS, INDIGESTION "Pape's Diapepsin" Corrects Sour, Upset Stomachs at Once ' . :. ' 'Tape's Diapepsin" is tho ouickest, surest relief for indigestion, gases, flatu lence, heartburn, sourness, fermentation or stomach distress caused by acidity. A lew tnuiets give inmost immediate stom ach relief. Correct vour stomach and digestion now for a few cents. Drug gists sell' millions of packages. FLOUR and FEED low prices on flour nnd feed by new- owners Central.: Point Hour Mill. ' Process Rolled Bnrloy, 70 lbs. (jll.OO Millfocd, 80 lb. sack.. $l.rw Homo lUtn Bi-au and Shorts $1.23 Shelled Corn, per ewt 3.00 Scratch Feed, per cwt $2.75 KftK MiuUt, 30 pi-otoln, cwt.... 3.00 Kktur, Mt. Pitt blend 40 lbs..... $1.00 Mt. Pitt Ityo Flour, 40 lb. sk $2.00 Attractive prices on ton lots; MORTON & MORTON , ' - CVntrid Point ' ' ; i .A SET BACK "I'd hate to be Annabel Lee," Thought Plerrot, heaving a sigh, When Anna sat on a banana, And mashed it as flat as a pie. The jar the banana gave Anna, Made stars blossom out in her skp; ' So he picked up poor Annabel Lee While others let Annabel lie. For Anna built like a piano Weighs several ounces you know, . , Bu't I'd rather been Annabel Lee,' Than been the banana below. T PiMe Thoughtft Today I.OVli NOT TUB WOULD. Love not the world, 'neither the' things that are. In the world. If any man lovo the world, the love of the Father Is not in him. I John 2 QUIT TOBACCO So easy to drop Cigarette, Cigar, or Chewing habit No-To-Bac has helped thousands to break tho costly, norvc-sliattering tobacco habit. Whenever you have a longing for a' smoko or chew, Just placo a harmless No-To-Bac Tablet in your mouth instead;' All desire stops. Shortly tho habit is com pletely broken, and you are better off mentally, physically, financially. It's so easy, so simple. Oct a box of l'o-To-Bac and If it doesn't rclcaso you from all cra-ving for tobacco in any form, your druggist will refund your monoy- -without question. ' Adv. EXPEN SIVE. ILLNESS! Many diseases first ap pear as "harmless" colds but develop into some thing much worse. Don't let a cold or cough "grow"' on vou. A sip of BINZ Bronchi-Lyptus every few hours will prevent many a siege of sickness. "NIP IT ' IN THE BUD WITH BINZ PRODUCTS" TRY YOUR DRUGGIST FIRST AUTO PAINTING Now is the time to have your Auto Kc-flnlsbed. We cheerfully solicit your patron age and early booking. Prices right.. Plus quality service and workmanship. Wo are permanently locatod nt 221 No. Fir Street. ' ; , Geo. Watson Co. . Phone 777 j Medford, Ore. MACHINE WORK Repairing Babbitting and Welding Crater Lake Automotive Co Picture Framing at , Swem's Studio DONT FORGET H'd'we Co. SEEDS AltK TKSTKT) SKEDS Good sued is tho founda tion for a good crop. 1D23 catulotf now ready. Xov crop soott All varic' . tics. For Farm und Garden Try our new Sweet Corn,' Xcw Table Pen, New Table Bvjin, Xcw "Norton Tomato." 1 largo packet each 4 varieties (postpaid) 0c. CGMORSE&GO. 749 FRONT ST. Retail store 115 Market St. Francisco, C Profit by- Reduced Fares to California Tho saving In Round-Trip Fares the train comforts whilo you journey, ' and spring-like days in the Sunny Southland are good reasons for going now. Fares from lledford to: Santa Barbara ?51.2u; Los Angeles, $52.50. Salo dates daily to March 31. Limited April 30. 4 SHASTA ROUTE TRAINS nfrord frequent und convenient sorvlco; For further particulars ask your local ticket agent, or write JOHN M. SCOTT Gcnoral Passenger Agcut Portland, Orogon I Ilinesj J fit, i jjgui FranciBco, CalVjS Broadway at Stark Portland, Ore. V ' . i : You Are Assured a Personal Hospitality and Individual Attention through tho combined efforts of a staff, who after years of training, understnud the noods of tho trnVefing public.1 MUSIC, DANCING and the BEST TO EAT ' AT " Arthur H. Meyers m,ar c