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MEDEOUP ' MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OKKCIOX, TUESDAY? FKBR LfiY 13, 1923
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BY CAItWEK In Medford. Ashland,
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Official paper of the City of Mcdford.
Official paper of Jackson County.
Quill Points
Only tho newest tlictioniirics define im embussy us nn ousis.
Courtesy :
mt thun you.
The art of milking the other fellow feel more import-
A wife is a person who meant to sew thut button on yesterday and
forgot it.
The only paper betweon Euannc, Ore..
nml Sacramento. Calif., a dlsluiico of
over 600 inilea. having leased wlro A980
elated I'reBS Service.
When people tell you you are looking well, they always mean
well preserved. . .
"I've Got My
Fingers Crossed'
A hick town is a place where very little is required to arouse sus
picion. 1 " i " ' . i
So far Japan lias been to" polite to nsk Franco when she expects
to get out of tho Ruhr.
fiwnrn dallv avernge circulation for
six months ending April J. 1922, 3648,
more than double tho circulation of arty
other uaner publlHhod or circulated lu
Jackson County.
Kntered us second class matter .at
Mtslford, Oregon, under act. of March 8,
J87J. ,
MEMBKHS OV TUK ASSOCIATBD
PRESS. . ,
The Associated proas Is exclusively
entitled to the use for republication of
all-news dispatches credlled to It or not
otherwise credited In this paper, and
also to the local news published heroin.
All rlfrhts of republication of speolal
dispatches herein, are also peserved.
Ye Smudge Pot
y ArthUr' Prry
The banquet season- is over, and
there will he nothing to eat about tor
another year.
Thins s are-looking bright for the
Democratic party In 1924, and nil this
political organization neodn is a bul
lish, bookish phrase to mnke the
woolen voters boo-hoo, and the men
voters sniffle.
OREGON TO OUTSTRIP ENTIRE
WEST (Hdlino Iinndon TlmOB). Fine
weather for It.'
y. ' JU8T THE THINGI
' (Evanston, III., News)
, 'Tbo bungulow is of .in oritircly
ijew typo. A hod closet hides a
n,ow nnd comfortable wall bod for
two when guoBtB are to be ac
commodated, largo enough for
four people, and is lined for all
but formal moals which are taken
In tho living room,
, . (Htm down by Lota J.) .
AutolBts travelling Main Stem,
Went, arte expected to control them
selves, and utter Holey Mackerel! - Do
patient. Tho holes will' repair thorn-
sqIvss It Gov. Pierce is given full
charge. ..' - '
The boy who quits the farm may not get up in the world, but lie
gets up about three hours later in the morning.
Most of the horn blowing is done by those unaccustomed to driv
ing; nnd those unaccustomed to success.
Intuition is the quality that enables a woman to win the argument
without bothering with facts. '
Correct this sentence: "The five-ton truck took to the ditch and
gave tho jitney right-of-way." ''
If you can't be. rich, or famous, or beautiful, you can get the same
superior feeling by being good.
Franco can't afford to reduce the indemnity charge now. It will
cost her too much to collect it.
When tho returning doughboy takes a nickel' out fof a high old
time, ho will no longer be burdened with change.
A free people is one that enjoys the privilege of cmbarrssing its
government by nagging other governments.
Tho homely girl has ono consolation. All the crimes aro com
mitted by girls who arc winsome, pretty, or captivating.
Unremitting toil will' make things better and better, also; but
there are no headlines for tho man who suggests it. -
Another pleasure of automobiling consists in guessing what the
driver in front intends doing when he holds out his hand.''
If Ooorgo "Washington really couldn't tell n lie, he' probably got
in bad every time his wife asked his opinion of u new hat.
If she takes in washing, the chances are her husband delights in
telling" the world what Harding should do about them European
nations. -: ' . . ,-
. Now that tho Ccopoo has to live
with tho Espee, and can't be divorced
the latter ought to come ncrosB with a
tootseau, for the Becond honoymoon.
' ' . . Oold Hill, Fob. 11!.',
Dear Sir:
The Qold Hill hank' is cloned today,
and has a sign, "Closed On Account of
Geo. Washington's Birthday," with a
picture of tho famous Georgo.
- - ' . . v - , Yours,
' ' B. C. A.
JU8T FIGURATIVELY
(Jacksonville Post)
. The niotorlBt driving now with
out a 1923 liconso Is apt to bump
.into something in the shape of a
trafflo.otflcor. .
Tho bill before tho legislature, regu
lating beauty parlors should bo passed
unless better work is done.
! . IN MEMORI AM
"Shop, a good dog, is dead. What then?
How many dogs have diod, and many;
How many worlds, how many suns;
For bo tho Indlfforent pageant runs.
Hut I who miss him, may not I
Remember him, and wonder why
As men have wondered alnco men
' ' wore
Why men and dogs of character,
Bravo, gentle nion, bravo dogs and
kind,
With cowards nnd curs oblivion find;
Come to one end with knaves, one
room,
And mix with nmckors In tho tomb: '
Ashes to ashoB, dust to dust;
lovo that wag loyal ono with lust :
Strength, that wus selfless one with
-' greed ; !
The briar roso and tho stinking weed,
llah! the old rlddlos rust my pen!
Shop, a good dog, Is dead. Whftt then?
1 (Now York World.)
Bourne officiated. Tho ft! -year-old
groom appeared leaning on a cunn lu
contrast with the sprightly young
bride. (I'ortland Journal). Some of
llama's work.
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and mall It to Foley & Co., 2835 Shef
field Ave., Chicago, 111., writing your
riamo and address clearly. You will
receive In return a trial packago con
taining Foley's Honey sud Tar Com
pound for coughs, colds mid croup;
Foley Kidney Pills for pains In side
and- back; rheumatism, backache, kid
ney and bladder ailments; and Foley
CathartiO Tablots. a wholesome and
thoroughly cleansing cathartic for con
aflpnlton.' hlllmisnpsa. headaches, and
filtiggish ImwoK Sold everywhere.
RipplingRhiiroos
y J ..'. U. 11
fy Walt Mafon
THE BACK NUMBER.
I
MARVEL much at Beeswax Jones; the thought of autbs
makes him sour; he drives a pair of swaybacked voans, and
goes about three miles an hour, lfe sees his neighbors whiz
along iu chugging vans that split the breeze, and Beeswax prods
his team along, his whiskers falling to his knees. "These ears,"
he says, "are evil snares, they cost so much they do not pay; my
father drove two swaybacked mares; I follow where he led the
way." Old Beeswax Jones is always late, he misses everything
worth while; ho drives his erowbails to tho gate when other men
have scooped tho pile, lie drives along the roiul all day to see
tho circus nnd the clown, but all the tents are hauled away when
he comes yawning into town. Time has no vuluc in his eyes, and
he has all the time there is; and men who do the moments prize
iu busy busses past him whiz. Lie sees them pass, with futile
jeers, and says, "Such haste is all iu vain; my grandsiro drove
two brindled steers, nml he was strictly safe and sane." Our
fathers' deeds were doubtless wise, when life was calm nnd deadly
slow, but they are dead, and modern guys who wish to win must
up and go. j
U'you recollect that food old game
of tag we used to play?
We'd chase and tag each other 'round
tho burn tho livelong day.
And try to make somu feller "IT" und
Bteal tho base ho'd lost.
When ho'd yell, "Hey! You can't
get me, I've got my fingers
crossed."
o vo all grown up to manhood, but
wo ro still ulayln" tuir:
Bill's got a great big dry-goods Btorc
you'd ort to hear him brag.
A big tyard in the winder says ho's
sc-llln out ut cost,
But when you pin him down you'll
r find ho's got his fingers crossed,
Johns Just nn honest farmer, poli
ticians tell him so.
He takes great pride in raisin' spuds
his hobby, don't you know:
But. aeonis tho biggest, smoothest ones
up to tho top get tossed
And when you dig down deep you'll
find John's got bis fingers crossed
My Sary married Bill's young bill e
week ago today,
She took tho solemn pledges in a
meok and modst way.
"White . bill ho got all mixed up, bo-
wlldered like and lost, .
He rung tho wrong finger, Sary had
her fingers crossed.
And Walter, he's the sly old boy and
llghtln' on tho run;
You never, know which way he'll
dodgo until tho gamo is done.
Ho snoaked up on tho, school fund
and grabbed a pile of dough,
And tho way ho heaped up taxes on
us fellers wasn't slow. :
Now ho's -went nnd wedged hlsaclf
tight in' the governor's chair;-,
Ho stole nil sorts o' bases, but . he
finally landed there, . . . , ,
He ripped and rar'cd and speechified
unu peaaiea rea not air,
Ho chased and "tagged the Ku Klux
ivmn, and Ashland s millionaire:
Ho vowed he'd cut our taxes down
and retrench 'everywhere'
And lift our droopln' spirits from the
slough of black despair;
Ho sworo tho bunch at Salem town
was grabbln' all tho pelf,
He'd chase 'em all out, hide and tall.
and run the show hlssclf; I
He'd . raiao the tollors' wages and
whittle down their rent;
He'd build all sorts o' highways and
they wouldn't cost a cent:
He'd . slay tho Jhuh and Chinamen
and rapture all tho booze,
And stretch the women's dresses from;
their china down to their shoes; ;
Hu'd purify tho movies and mako tile
farmer rich;
He'd curb tho iegislatur' and press
and all of slch;
And now he's smilln' in tho chair,
for Jesse paid tho coat, ,' .
And yells, "Boys, it's the sumo old
game, I had my fingers crossed."
The above was written and recited
by Dick Posey "the poet of the
Hogue," at tho annual Lincoln ban
quet last night. .- j
BOSTON, Feb. 13. The American
nyweight boxing championship will
be at stnko tonight when Puncho Villa
tho little Filipino who holds the title,
meets Frankie .Mason of Fort Wayne,
ind., former holder. . The match Is
scheduled for ten rounds to a decision.
CHICAGO, Feb. 13. Tommy Gib
boDB, Stfl Paul heavyweight boxer and
James Tracey, the Australian heavy
weight have been matched for a bout
In East Chicago, Ind., February 26,
Eddie Kane, manager of Gibbons announced.
Tongue Twisters
(To be read aloud)
By C. L. EDSON,
Author of the Gentle Art of
" Columning.
LONDON, Feb. 13. (By the As
sociated Press.) Great Britain has
cabled a challenge to America for tho
Davis cup, the international lawn
tennis trophy. Great Britain will
complete.
KANSAS CITY Frank M. Troeh
of Vancouver, Wash., was high man
with a score of 99 out of a possible
100 at the preliminary of the interr
Btato trapshooting tournament.
ASPIRIN
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Never mnko light of consllpnticm
or any one of its symptoms there is no
tailing what dim-flso you may bo head
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pBlion to tho lust tli toh I Mot with
pills or cnthartlt's: they cannot giro
you listing relief t Kot with foods
with a low bran content; they do not
have the bran-bulk to do the work!
What you need, what will give you
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is selentllioatly prepared to relievo
rotiBtlpatlon. It will relieve the chronic
dmo or tho mild, enso. You need it,
your family needs ill
. But, you must cut Kellogg 's Brnn
jogularty onru dayt - At least two
tublipoouftilt iu vhrotiio cases this
amount with each meal I And, eating
Kellogg 's Bran is a., delight rather
lhh a hardship. It has a delicious,
appealing nut-llko flavor that wins the
moat fastidious appetite, i
Every day whon yon eat Kollogg'i
Bran ns n cereal, sprinkled on yotlr
favorlto hot or cold cereal or cooked
or rolled wilh hot cereals, think of
tho health every spoonful contains for
you I Think how Kellogg ' Bruit is
sweeping and cVnnelng the nliuicntary
tract i how it. is driving out the toxin
poisons and freeing your syatcni from,
dangers of dreadi-d diseases! Your
physician will recommend it,
Kellogg ' Bran is extra-delicious
mado into countless bakery batches.
Itcelix'S on ovcry turkuge.
All grocers sell Kellogg ' Bran; It
is nlo obtainable nt first-class hotels'
and clubs in Individual packages. AsU
for tt nt --e -"otniinn
REX CAFE
"THE PLACE TO EAT"
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Try a Cup, 5c
unless you sec t lie name "Bayer ' on
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Boribed by physicians over twenty-two
years ann provou sale by millions for
Colds Headache
Tontliacho -Lumbago '
Karache , : i Hheuuiatism
. Neuralgia Pain, Pain :'
Accept "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin"
only. , Eaeli unbroken package contains
Iironer directions. - Handy ...uoxes of
wclvo tablets cost few cents. Drug
gists also sell bottles of 24 nnd 100.
Aspirin is the trado mark of Bayer
Manufacture of Monoacetlcacidustcr of
Pttlicvlicncid.
WATCH YOUR
BATTERY
PTtEST-O-LTTK BATTERY
STATION . .
for Quick Remw, Phone i II
HEAT WITH COAL
Place Your Order Now for
Quick DeUVwy
Hansen Coal Co.
- , (Successors to Ends)
IU 8. Fir 8t. . Phono 230-J
Blue Front Pixit Shop
111 8. 'Holly St.
"WE FIX ANYTHING"
Phone 4S4 - -Ilsiior
Itlaile Shnrnrntns
H, W. CONGEE
UNDERTAKER
Successor to WecVs-Conger Co.
Medford. Ore.
PIPE FLUSH
Quickly dissolves all obstructions In
clogged drain and sewer plnce
BUY IT TBY IT
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ABERDEEN, Wash.,! Feb. 13.
Ted Kracho of Hoqulam-won a de
cision over Morgan Jones of Ta
coma here last niRht in six rounds at
140 pounds. Kracho had -the better
of it all tho way. Billy Harms of
Oakland sot a decision over Marty
Foley, six rounds, 105 pounds. Jack
Hartford, Tacoma, lost to Jimmy
Kelly, four rounds.
Basketball Scores.
At Pullman University of Wash
ington 31; Washington State Collego,
29.
At Walla. Walla Whitman .col
lege SO; Willamette. University 13.-
LONDON President Cosgrave of
the Dall, who left for Dublin, succeed
ed in raising a loan, a member of his
party said. ....
STOMACH MISERY,
GAS, INDIGESTION
"Pape's Diapepsin" Corrects
Sour, Upset Stomachs
at Once ' . :. '
'Tape's Diapepsin" is tho ouickest,
surest relief for indigestion, gases, flatu
lence, heartburn, sourness, fermentation
or stomach distress caused by acidity. A
lew tnuiets give inmost immediate stom
ach relief. Correct vour stomach and
digestion now for a few cents. Drug
gists sell' millions of packages.
FLOUR and FEED
low prices on flour nnd feed by
new- owners Central.: Point Hour
Mill. '
Process Rolled Bnrloy, 70 lbs. (jll.OO
Millfocd, 80 lb. sack.. $l.rw
Homo lUtn Bi-au and Shorts $1.23
Shelled Corn, per ewt 3.00
Scratch Feed, per cwt $2.75
KftK MiuUt, 30 pi-otoln, cwt.... 3.00
Kktur, Mt. Pitt blend 40 lbs..... $1.00
Mt. Pitt Ityo Flour, 40 lb. sk $2.00
Attractive prices on ton lots;
MORTON & MORTON ,
' - CVntrid Point ' '
; i .A SET BACK
"I'd hate to be Annabel Lee,"
Thought Plerrot, heaving a sigh,
When Anna sat on a banana,
And mashed it as flat as a pie.
The jar the banana gave Anna,
Made stars blossom out in her
skp; '
So he picked up poor Annabel Lee
While others let Annabel lie.
For Anna built like a piano
Weighs several ounces you
know, . ,
Bu't I'd rather been Annabel Lee,'
Than been the banana below.
T PiMe Thoughtft Today
I.OVli NOT TUB WOULD. Love
not the world, 'neither the' things that
are. In the world. If any man lovo the
world, the love of the Father Is not in
him. I John 2
QUIT TOBACCO
So easy to drop Cigarette,
Cigar, or Chewing habit
No-To-Bac has helped thousands
to break tho costly, norvc-sliattering
tobacco habit. Whenever you have
a longing for a' smoko or chew, Just
placo a harmless No-To-Bac Tablet
in your mouth instead;' All desire
stops. Shortly tho habit is com
pletely broken, and you are better off
mentally, physically, financially. It's
so easy, so simple. Oct a box of l'o-To-Bac
and If it doesn't rclcaso you
from all cra-ving for tobacco in any
form, your druggist will refund your
monoy- -without question. ' Adv.
EXPEN
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Many diseases first ap
pear as "harmless"
colds but develop into
some thing much
worse. Don't let a cold
or cough "grow"' on
vou. A sip of BINZ
Bronchi-Lyptus every
few hours will prevent
many a siege of sickness.
"NIP IT '
IN THE BUD
WITH BINZ
PRODUCTS"
TRY YOUR DRUGGIST FIRST
AUTO PAINTING
Now is the time to have your Auto
Kc-flnlsbed.
We cheerfully solicit your patron
age and early booking. Prices
right.. Plus quality service and
workmanship.
Wo are permanently locatod nt
221 No. Fir Street. ' ; ,
Geo. Watson Co. .
Phone 777 j Medford, Ore.
MACHINE WORK
Repairing
Babbitting and Welding
Crater Lake Automotive Co
Picture Framing
at ,
Swem's Studio
DONT
FORGET
H'd'we
Co.
SEEDS
AltK TKSTKT) SKEDS
Good sued is tho founda
tion for a good crop.
1D23 catulotf now ready.
Xov crop soott All varic' .
tics.
For Farm und Garden
Try our new Sweet Corn,'
Xcw Table Pen,
New Table Bvjin,
Xcw "Norton Tomato."
1 largo packet each 4
varieties (postpaid) 0c.
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Francisco, C
Profit by-
Reduced Fares to
California
Tho saving In Round-Trip Fares
the train comforts whilo you journey,
' and spring-like days in the Sunny
Southland are good reasons for going
now.
Fares from lledford to:
Santa Barbara ?51.2u; Los Angeles,
$52.50.
Salo dates daily to March 31.
Limited April 30.
4 SHASTA ROUTE TRAINS nfrord
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