Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, January 24, 1923, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextPAGE FOUR MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OKEOOX, WEDNESDAY, JANL'ARV 2-1, .1323 llRpFOED Mail tkibune AN INDEPENDENT' NEWSPAPEfl PUHl-ISHKD EVKHY AFTKHNUON EXCEPT SUNDAT. BY THB MBTFQR1 ritlN'TINQ CO. The Medford Sunday Morning Bun la furnished 0ulFrrlltt.m desiring a sVjVen day dally &ewsjftper. - Office Mall Tribune Building, 26-27-29 North Kir strew. Phone 75. A consolidation of the Democratic Tlms. the MedfoM Mai, the Medfnri. Trihure,' the Southern Oregon Ion, The Aflhland Tribune. ' nOBKUT W. It UH L, Editor, fl. SUifPTKH 8MJTH. Mant'p. KY MAIL In Advance: 'ViPy. wMh SuTMiay Hun, year 17.50 pally, with Sunday Hun, month 75 IAlly, without Fumtay Kun, yuar.. 6.&0 I Hill v, without Hun day Hun. month .65 Wwkly Mall Tribune, one yeur 2.00 Sunday Hun. one yt-or .... 2.00 BY CORKIER In Medford, Ashland, ,. Jacksonville, Central Point, X'houiilx, Talent and on Highways: tally, with flunduy Hun, month.... .75 IuUy, without Sunday Hun, month .65 Dally, without Hunday Hun, year.. 7.60 DuUy, with Sunday Hun, one year 8.60 - All terms by carrier, caah In advance. Official paper of the City of Medford. . Official paper of Jackson County. " The only paper between Eugene, Ore.. and Kacninvnto, Calif., a distance of over Goo iiiHi having leased wire Asbu rJatM Vthb Service. ttworn dally average circulation for H munth ending April 1, 122, 3528, more than double fh circulation of any uihr paper publlbhed or circulated in Jarknon. County. Kntered as' second clans matter at Mwtfordi Oregon, under act of March 8, WO. MEMI3KUB OK TIII3 ASSOC I AT KU PRKHH. The Associated Press Is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited In this paper, and also to the local news published herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein ore also reserved. . Another bill has been introduced In the legislature, this time by a gentle man from Josephine county, pertain ing to "the steelheads of the Rogue," and has nothing at all to do with those out of the water. " 11.667 people have told your corr. what the preacher said last Sunday evening, and how so many managed to get In the church. Is a miracle. . JVAIT3 AND NICOLAS Plumbing Co. 123 N. 8th St. Phone 484-J. (Klamath Falls Herald.) The first named Is a natural born plumber. .The building of the proposed Na tron cut-off by the Esiiee, ought to cut down the number of engineers In this vicinity, Incurably addicted to the performance of , gymnastic feats on tbs "whistle cord. ' Messrs, p. 'Thelmlf and Saimie! Elcharclson, Jun., . ha J their n .iggin.i mowed' -ToD im. mid If you are very good, ardJjflhaYuy'Jurself, anil aro on speaking 'terms with the nentt, you, may smirfl'wlwt ' the tnim jrlnl artists, used for aiMityiu luo fiiilsliod Job. , They aro tho annointcd. , . WHO'8 THE JOKE ON? (Eugene Guard) The Joker club ontortaltied their husbands and sweethearts at tholr meeting last Friday night. They met with Mrs. Clara Uurk holder. The complete and toototal buffalo Ins; of 09 per cent of the Oregon' State press, the last year, until they were paralyzed into sllonce on every sub ject of any Importance, in the West ern Hemisphere, was nothing of tlin kind. It is now alleged, but Instead, only "the sweep of .a new Idealism,'' one mora "sweep of the new Idealism" and the newspapers will be afraid to publish .their own names, and the metropolitan press Is Just recovering from the first sweeping. Bingham, Hal, Is back from Cal. . And told a pal, 'Me for the val.' THE CAR MADE BY HENRY FORD IS THE STANDBY OF THE NATION. (Ad, Motor World.) No argumont Look at Main street. ONWARD AND DOWNWARD (Orovlllo (Cal.) Times) ' .'' Stove Riddle was torn from tho '. bosom of his family Friday inlght . by the. law officers and thrown Into the bowels of Daddy Folkor's bat . cave Just because ho was X caught with a supply of white mule. This is about tho third of fense for Steve, so he will be hold under a thousand dollars bond for the March term of court. At one time Store was a hard-working i man, but fell out with honest toll when he saw the prospects of at-. 1 fiuence tn the bootleg business. . He evoluted from an honest work ' man to a truck driver, then to - the owner of a Ford and to Jail. Ye Smudge Pot i " ' v Arthur Psrry. J I The Illackfeet Indians of Idaho are In i need of food, and the aborigines ought to know enough to do their starring In Europe, it they expect to eat. ;.'.. .. ' ! WHEREIN A LADY TALKS . Elsie can't think fust, so I do It for her. I says, 'Frank, Where's your wife been all winter, I ain't soon her In a coon's age'. Well! you could have knocked Elsie down with a table leg. He told her he was a university boy, and had a greased pompHilour. That's what fooled her. There's a masked ball tonight I know eight females, that ought to stay that way. I went up to my denil it yostcrday, and h" loll . sign on the tahlo. saying, Hack at, 2 pro. Out to llnch. Have yo heard anything Well, there cms that old flirt again, and If you can't do it, the butter will have to knock knock hlro down.' Ts! Ta! REGARDING ANOTHER bit,ter argument is being staged in the East regard ing tnirack'H. One eminent thcologiun believes in miracles and the other doesn't, and they are Hying at each other tike a couple of oratorical torn cats. What a foolish waste of time. For both of the disputants are right mid both of them wrong. i'ollows: . ' An event In the" physical world dcviatlnir from the known laws of Nature or transcending our own knowledgo of these laws. The theologian who believes first part of this definition, anil sizes the second. Every age has its miracles, and luive been the scientific facts of where all broad-minded men may If Marconi had lived in Salem, ., I,,-,. i, i, ...... j, . .....; w i.v...nu u u, ...i.iB iiu.uv,. . ...u . would have been no doubt of his lie would nndnnlitr-fllv have lieen On the other hand if he had lived a few thousand years before, and projected the fluid notes from Pan's pipes through space to make the English Druids dance, he would have been both a miracle worker and another Zeus, with his marvels no doubt immortalized by ITomer. lint he happened to live in an edge, so ho is merely regarded as a successful inventor, who is en joying fame and wealth as a result of his contributions to the world's advancement. In a world that was flat Columbus was n miracle worker, and the Indians worshipped him as a new Ood. In otir solar syem to day which is flying through space like a train of cars, there is no disposition to worship the Sun, for it, is known that our Sun is merely one amon a million in the Universe. Hut there was a timo, not so very long ago, when the aeons arc considered, when the human race worshipped the Sun as their (iod in a flaming chariot. There always have been miracles, there always will be miracles. Why not accept this fact and stop fighting about it? Ouill An optimist is a married man Splendid isolation doesn't seem can t sell goods. An orator is a man who regrets to his country. Two can't live more cheaply more cheaply than won. Tho degree of illness required whether he is an employe or the The objection to a radio concert beat time back of your opera chair. No one can know it all : but lie tfet. tin; notion t-hat he does. . Kindness pays. Give the blind beggar a dollar and he won't run over you the next time he's driving his twin-six. About the only time when the average man ever trcts to feel im portant is when he puts on his lodge uniform. When one girl of a set gets married, the others at least have the consolation of telling tho world how old she is. You never can tell about the styles, and a few years from now the girls may be buying freckles ut the corner drug store. The world never will be wholly have no natural resources worth seizing. Correct this sentence: "Just to his wife at 3 a. m., "and I'll get How humiliating it will.be when readv for trial and finds the war Two classes don't worry: Those who are intelligent enough to know that everything will turn out all right, and those who haven t sense enough to realize that anything is wrong. RippIingRliuroos ' PEDIGREE. t IIAVK blue blood," said Ilully ( lu-e, while seated on a A mortgaged tor; "I have a princely pedigree, and low-bovn people I abhor j with kingly blood in every vein, a cheap descent gives mo a pain; my fathers camped on England's plain with William II., the Conqueror." I listened while be told the tale of great ones in his line of sires, of barons in their coats of mail, and Homers with immortal lyres, and to the laundrynian I said, "No wonder Chen has haughty tread; his pedigree is writ in red that sort of thing tho world admires." "Ods prunes," the laun drynian replied, "ho views with scorn plain gents and skirts; he is so full of misfit pride it of leu chokes him up and hurts; of foHicnrs trrnnd he'll talk all day, but I would nothing eaustie say if lie would only call and pay my bill for laundering hi shiris. I've chased this Hully Chee around, while bitter sweat ran down my face; behind him I have pawed the ground, like some prize sprinter in a race; when I pursue him through the mud I eare not for Ins ,'i'itre blood. for sires who lived before the f!oml -I think his conduct a disirraee. We're mos'ly low-burn skul' in tout!, bni still we do tilings up in style; when wo owe coin we plank it down, and try to do it with a smile; I've no rispct for .princely wight if he won't pay his bills on sight; I'm going after Chee tonight, and chase hi in round another mile." MIRACLES. Mr. Webster defines u miracle as in miracles merely emphasizes thci the theologian who doesn't emjihu-i many of the miracles of yesterday today. This is a common ground gather. Massachusetts, in the Seventeenth j f ?..,:.. :..!, ... mi,.i close association with the Devil and humeri nt tl.o slake age of amazing scientific knowl-t Points who thinks he is boss. so darned splendid when you I that he has but one tongue to give than one, but a wife can be kept to knock a man out den boss. is that there is nobody's foot to can be interviewed u lew times am: - . - . . . civilized. Some outlying portions lie still, dear," said the busbar' the little chap his drink." the department of justice gets grafters have died of old age. J. i NoW Showing 3 l J&r i , A Scene From. aua&f J I - W A. COUOWYN PTTU , . FIood.. ,hn ttr,..lon 'at the Itlalto theater this week, open - in today it Ih a swift tense, hlnhly emotional drama adapted from byndafloden. The stage piny has been produced in nearly every coun try and la generally regarded as one of the big dramatic pieces of the present century. Tho story concerns itself with the dozen men and women who are Im prisoned by the flooding Mississippi river. Death Is inevitable when tho oxygen becomes exhausted in the nlr tlght room in which they uro hold captlvo. plot there develops some situations New Rocket in WASHINGTON, D. C, Jan. "Pavlof Volcano, Just reported to have lost Its top In a mighty explo sion almost as tho old year died, has, like Katmai, which blew up in 1912, again put America's great Alaskan 'volcanic garden' on tho map," says a I'Ulletln from tho Washington. 1). C, headquarters of tho National Geographic society. "This peak Is In a region In which volcanoes and one-time volcanoes are aH thick as prairie-dog mounds on a western plain. Most of the timo they aro dormant. But it is as though Na ture were playing a gigantic game of drop-the-handkcrchief with fire from t.8a length, up pops a molten stream unexpectedly through some peak, which perhaps has not 'erupted in hundreds of years. . "This seems to be the case with Pavlof. It Is situated afmost at the tip of the long, narrow Alaskan Pe ninttula that stretches out toward Asia n nd sends Its .offspring, tho Aleutian Islands, .almost to the shores .of that continent. Boats of AliL-ikau salmon-canning companies, eonsing steamers, and United States cutters have passed in sight of l'av-! l"f perhaps several times a month fori years, and though, it, has often been S KNQCKEDOUT BY PORTLAND BOY WALLA WALLA. Wash., Jan. 24. Two knockouts and two draws fea tured tho Woodmen of tho World smoker hero Monday night. George Burns, Portland featherweight, prov ed to be too much for Johnny Carl son of, Spokane, and the latter took tho count in the third, alter being floored twlco previously. VIc Eli ding, Walla Walla, . welterweight kayoed Sailor Manning of Pomeroy in the second round. Draws were fought by K. O. Lanky and Johnny Ilnlcomb, both of Walla Walla, and Mike Brotherton of Wnlla Walla and Danny Needham of Spokane In six round bouts. Johnny Carlson, now of Spoknne. is tho well known Gold Hill lightweight who has defeated all comers In this neck of the woods. Ho is visiting 'n Spoknne nnd Is expected to return to southern Oregon. Saracn Lags ltehiild. LOS AXGEI.ES, Jan. 24. Gene Sarazcn. national open nnd profes sional golf champion, who in qualify ing rounds, lagged behind tho lead ers, and Jock Hutchison, formerly British open champion, who tied with four other players for second place, were to make Inst" efforts for the southern California epen champion ship In the final 3ii-holo round nt the Flint Hldge country club today. The participants were tho 32 low score professionals and the same numher of amateurs from the 208 players who entered tho qualifying rounds. NEW YOUK K. M. Ijindls. com missioner or basclinll. who arrived here, scouted possibilities of n major- minor iaseii.iii conflict over the draft lssue. NEW YOUK Harry Oreta of Pittsburg, has been matched to box Sure Relief FORINDIGESTION tJtL) iNDIGfSTKW b hri i. sup I DELl-ANc; 25 ond 75 Pk,ac Evyv,h.r, at Rialto Theator , ,, r ,,,, , ) and comedy value. As It would takol the humorous edK off to explain that , particular hilarious section of the i film, we will Just pass over that and state that after their souls have been flooded with lovo and forglvenesa i and what was expected to'linppen' does not happen at all their release I is effected and their old natures: and char act eristics reassert themselves with disconcerting . swift news and with highly amusing results. Excellent work is done in this fea ture by James Kirkwood. Helene Chadwick has an Important role in this production which she I handles splendidly. Alaska Fi lreworks observed to smoko gently, thoro has been no real eruption ainee long be fore Alaska passed from Russian hands to those of tho United States. The most recent outbreak before now was reported by a Russian' observer Just ono year after the United States constitution was adopted. "Light is thrown on tho volcanoes of the Alaska Peninsula in n . re cently published book, 'The Valley of Ten Thousand Smokes!1, by Dr. Rob ert F. f'.rlggs who led five expedi tions Bent to tho Alaskan volcanic re gion by the National Geographic so ciety following tho explosion of Mount Katmai. Writing only a few months ago. Dr. Griggs said of Bogo lof. the most active of Alaskan vol canoes, and of Its fellows that 'no man may predict how long the pres ent quiescent condition will continue , on Bogoslof. From past experience it is evident that a new upheaval is , likely to occur at any time. " 'It in more probable, . however, ' that the next great eruption will , i tome not from Rogoslof r Katmai. I but from one of half-a hundred un known peaks. The history of tho regions shows that most of the great eruptions have come from a re- awakening of vents that previously had attracted little attention, many of them being considered extinct.'" Tommy Loughran of Philadelphia 15 rounds January 30 at Madison Square Garden, for -Greb's American llght heavyweight title. ; H.VI.EM, Ore University of Idaho, J6 WiUnmctto tlnlvorsity 12. . 1 Gustnvo Dofcats Singh. EUGENE, Ore., Jan. 24. Ad Gus- tavo of Argentine was winner In a wrestling match here last night with j Tlasanta Singh, by taking two straight 1 falls, the first in 46 minutes and the second in 25. Cowboy Gets Draw. SEATTLE. Jan. 24. Cowboy Padget, Kansas City welterweight, i bnxed six round to a draw with llllly Wright of Seattlo hero last night. Fred Swlckey of Los Angeles nnd Oakland Hilly Harms of Everett, : middleweight, also fought to a draw in six rounds. . i In tho four-round events, Johnny Mack of Pittsburg, featherweight, gained a decision over Hal Lewis of St. Paul: Franklo Green, a little negro boxer of Seattle, disposed of Ira Hoffman of Woodvillo with two punches, ono to the stomach and ono to the head, and Soldier Woods and! Jack Lockhart drew. Sortsineit Plan Campaign. SEATTLE. Jan. 24. A plan to ad vertise this stale as a hunter's para dise is to be put into operation by sportsmen's association of Seattle in "Sportsmen's Week," February 18 to A large free sports exhibit, a pa rade, window displays and informa tive articles to educate tho local pub He are contemplated. WATCH YOUR BATTERY PRrXT-O-MTR HATTKRT STATION Knr Quick Merrtrfi rtinnn HP H. W. CONGER UNDERTAKER Siiceeswir to VeeLs-Co?flpr Co. M.-tf.irrl. Or Blue Front Vixit Shop II S, Holly St. "WE FIX ANYTHING" Phone 4.14 Hniur lllsde Sharpening jfufji,fk J Broadway at Stark 1 nZi"- Portland, Ore. The Original Food-Drink for All Ages. ' I I QuickLunchitHome,OfficetkFo'intains. ' IIU fZXZ. I I , You A Assured a Personal StiT Avoid Imitations and Substitutes ! HoSDltalitv and Inditudnnl Hill FIVE years of miffiTlnir from Momiuh trouble, nervousness and a (renerul run-down condition was ended when ho Rot TiuUuc. le clurtu Edw. J. Whalen, of Wash ington. D. C. Mr. Wlialen alto gained fifteen pounds ill weight. iTH"V , V 1 "Tanlac put me on my feet, with a gain. of fifteen pounds." declared Kd ward J. Whalcn. 007 Cth St., N. W., Washington. D. C, valued employee of tho V. 8. General Accounting Of fice. "For fivo years, I suffered terribly from stomach trouble and was dread fully nervous and run-down. I lost my appetite, fell off 'severol pounds, and what I did eat made me suffer from awful gas pains, palpitation and choking sensations. I suffered even worse at 'night 'and couldn't get to sleep until near morning. "But Tanlac has .'wiped tho slate clean' and now I am eating anything 1 want and am stronger and healthier than in many a day. If anybody wants to know tho real value of Tan lac. send them to me." Tanlac Is sold by all good drug gists. Over 35 million bottles sold. Adv. Picture Framing at Swem's Studio DON'T U FORGET H'd'we Co. Oiie Man Top for Fords SI 6.22 FOR 10 DAYS ONLY Medford Tent & Awning Works Opposite Attention through the combined efforts of a staff, who after years of training, understand the needs' I of the traveling public. MUSIC, DANCING and the BEST TO EAT II J Arthur H. Meyers. Manager . 1 . Garments Which Have Style and Originality The New Pacific Package Outfits Represent tho highest standard of nicrchunilbio obtainable for hand inmlo embroidery. KuiH-rior materials combined with artistic designs uro your Kuornnteo for satisfactory re sults. You will find them at The Handicraft Shop NEW BUFFET LUNGH IS NOW OPEN in Brown & Brown's Something Different in the Catering Line t A House of Personal Service. Open from 11 a, m. to midnight. H. B. ADKINS, Prop. , Cor. Main and Front Sts. HEAT WITH COAL Place Your Order Vow for Quirk Delivery Hansen Coal Co. (Successors to borisf Kl K. Fir SI. Phone 2:U-J S. P. Depot !