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. Another bill has been introduced In
the legislature, this time by a gentle
man from Josephine county, pertain
ing to "the steelheads of the Rogue,"
and has nothing at all to do with those
out of the water. "
11.667 people have told your corr.
what the preacher said last Sunday
evening, and how so many managed to
get In the church. Is a miracle.
. JVAIT3 AND NICOLAS Plumbing
Co. 123 N. 8th St. Phone 484-J.
(Klamath Falls Herald.) The first
named Is a natural born plumber.
.The building of the proposed Na
tron cut-off by the Esiiee, ought to
cut down the number of engineers In
this vicinity, Incurably addicted to the
performance of , gymnastic feats on
tbs "whistle cord.
' Messrs, p. 'Thelmlf and Saimie!
Elcharclson, Jun., . ha J their n .iggin.i
mowed' -ToD im. mid If you are very
good, ardJjflhaYuy'Jurself, anil aro on
speaking 'terms with the nentt,
you, may smirfl'wlwt ' the tnim jrlnl
artists, used for aiMityiu luo fiiilsliod
Job. , They aro tho annointcd.
, . WHO'8 THE JOKE ON?
(Eugene Guard)
The Joker club ontortaltied
their husbands and sweethearts
at tholr meeting last Friday night.
They met with Mrs. Clara Uurk
holder. The complete and toototal buffalo
Ins; of 09 per cent of the Oregon' State
press, the last year, until they were
paralyzed into sllonce on every sub
ject of any Importance, in the West
ern Hemisphere, was nothing of tlin
kind. It is now alleged, but Instead,
only "the sweep of .a new Idealism,''
one mora "sweep of the new Idealism"
and the newspapers will be afraid to
publish .their own names, and the
metropolitan press Is Just recovering
from the first sweeping.
Bingham, Hal,
Is back from Cal.
. And told a pal,
'Me for the val.'
THE CAR MADE BY HENRY FORD
IS THE STANDBY OF THE NATION.
(Ad, Motor World.) No argumont
Look at Main street.
ONWARD AND DOWNWARD
(Orovlllo (Cal.) Times)
' .'' Stove Riddle was torn from tho
'. bosom of his family Friday inlght
. by the. law officers and thrown
Into the bowels of Daddy Folkor's
bat . cave Just because ho was
X caught with a supply of white
mule. This is about tho third of
fense for Steve, so he will be hold
under a thousand dollars bond for
the March term of court. At one
time Store was a hard-working
i man, but fell out with honest toll
when he saw the prospects of at-.
1 fiuence tn the bootleg business.
. He evoluted from an honest work
' man to a truck driver, then to
- the owner of a Ford and to Jail.
Ye Smudge Pot i
" ' v Arthur Psrry. J
I
The Illackfeet Indians of Idaho are
In i need of food, and the aborigines
ought to know enough to do their
starring In Europe, it they expect to
eat. ;.'.. ..
' ! WHEREIN A LADY TALKS
. Elsie can't think fust, so I do It for
her. I says, 'Frank, Where's your
wife been all winter, I ain't soon her
In a coon's age'. Well! you could have
knocked Elsie down with a table leg.
He told her he was a university boy,
and had a greased pompHilour. That's
what fooled her. There's a masked
ball tonight I know eight females,
that ought to stay that way. I went
up to my denil it yostcrday, and h"
loll . sign on the tahlo. saying, Hack
at, 2 pro. Out to llnch. Have yo
heard anything Well, there cms
that old flirt again, and If you can't
do it, the butter will have to knock
knock hlro down.' Ts! Ta!
REGARDING
ANOTHER bit,ter argument is being staged in the East regard
ing tnirack'H. One eminent thcologiun believes in miracles and
the other doesn't, and they are Hying at each other tike a couple of
oratorical torn cats.
What a foolish waste of time. For both of the disputants are
right mid both of them wrong.
i'ollows: . '
An event In the" physical world dcviatlnir from the known laws
of Nature or transcending our own knowledgo of these laws.
The theologian who believes
first part of this definition, anil
sizes the second.
Every age has its miracles, and
luive been the scientific facts of
where all broad-minded men may
If Marconi had lived in Salem,
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would have been no doubt of his
lie would nndnnlitr-fllv have lieen
On the other hand if he had lived a few thousand years before,
and projected the fluid notes from Pan's pipes through space to
make the English Druids dance, he would have been both a miracle
worker and another Zeus, with his marvels no doubt immortalized
by ITomer.
lint he happened to live in an
edge, so ho is merely regarded as a successful inventor, who is en
joying fame and wealth as a result of his contributions to the world's
advancement.
In a world that was flat Columbus was n miracle worker, and
the Indians worshipped him as a new Ood. In otir solar syem to
day which is flying through space like a train of cars, there is no
disposition to worship the Sun, for it, is known that our Sun is merely
one amon a million in the Universe. Hut there was a timo, not so
very long ago, when the aeons arc considered, when the human race
worshipped the Sun as their (iod in a flaming chariot.
There always have been miracles, there always will be miracles.
Why not accept this fact and stop fighting about it?
Ouill
An optimist is a married man
Splendid isolation doesn't seem
can t sell goods.
An orator is a man who regrets
to his country.
Two can't live more cheaply
more cheaply than won.
Tho degree of illness required
whether he is an employe or the
The objection to a radio concert
beat time back of your opera chair.
No one can know it all : but lie
tfet. tin; notion t-hat he does. .
Kindness pays. Give the blind beggar a dollar and he won't run
over you the next time he's driving his twin-six.
About the only time when the average man ever trcts to feel im
portant is when he puts on his lodge uniform.
When one girl of a set gets married, the others at least have the
consolation of telling tho world how old she is.
You never can tell about the styles, and a few years from now the
girls may be buying freckles ut the corner drug store.
The world never will be wholly
have no natural resources worth seizing.
Correct this sentence: "Just
to his wife at 3 a. m., "and I'll get
How humiliating it will.be when
readv for trial and finds the war
Two classes don't worry: Those who are intelligent enough to
know that everything will turn out all right, and those who haven t
sense enough to realize that anything is wrong.
RippIingRliuroos
'
PEDIGREE.
t IIAVK blue blood," said Ilully ( lu-e, while seated on a
A mortgaged tor; "I have a princely pedigree, and low-bovn
people I abhor j with kingly blood in every vein, a cheap descent
gives mo a pain; my fathers camped on England's plain with
William II., the Conqueror." I listened while be told the tale of
great ones in his line of sires, of barons in their coats of mail, and
Homers with immortal lyres, and to the laundrynian I said, "No
wonder Chen has haughty tread; his pedigree is writ in red
that sort of thing tho world admires." "Ods prunes," the laun
drynian replied, "ho views with scorn plain gents and skirts;
he is so full of misfit pride it of leu chokes him up and hurts; of
foHicnrs trrnnd he'll talk all day, but I would nothing eaustie say
if lie would only call and pay my bill for laundering hi shiris.
I've chased this Hully Chee around, while bitter sweat ran down
my face; behind him I have pawed the ground, like some prize
sprinter in a race; when I pursue him through the mud I eare
not for Ins ,'i'itre blood. for sires who lived before the f!oml -I
think his conduct a disirraee. We're mos'ly low-burn skul' in
tout!, bni still we do tilings up in style; when wo owe coin
we plank it down, and try to do it with a smile; I've no rispct
for .princely wight if he won't pay his bills on sight; I'm going
after Chee tonight, and chase hi in round another mile."
MIRACLES.
Mr. Webster defines u miracle as
in miracles merely emphasizes thci
the theologian who doesn't emjihu-i
many of the miracles of yesterday
today. This is a common ground
gather.
Massachusetts, in the Seventeenth j
f ?..,:.. :..!, ... mi,.i
close association with the Devil and
humeri nt tl.o slake
age of amazing scientific knowl-t
Points
who thinks he is boss.
so darned splendid when you I
that he has but one tongue to give
than one, but a wife can be kept
to knock a man out den
boss.
is that there is nobody's foot to
can be interviewed u lew times am:
- . - . . .
civilized. Some outlying portions
lie still, dear," said the busbar'
the little chap his drink."
the department of justice gets
grafters have died of old age.
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NoW Showing
3 l J&r i
, A Scene From. aua&f J I - W
A. COUOWYN PTTU
, . FIood.. ,hn ttr,..lon
'at the Itlalto theater this week, open -
in today it Ih a swift tense, hlnhly
emotional drama adapted from
byndafloden. The stage piny has
been produced in nearly every coun
try and la generally regarded as one
of the big dramatic pieces of the
present century.
Tho story concerns itself with the
dozen men and women who are Im
prisoned by the flooding Mississippi
river. Death Is inevitable when tho
oxygen becomes exhausted in the nlr
tlght room in which they uro hold
captlvo.
plot there develops some situations
New Rocket in
WASHINGTON, D. C, Jan.
"Pavlof Volcano, Just reported to
have lost Its top In a mighty explo
sion almost as tho old year died, has,
like Katmai, which blew up in 1912,
again put America's great Alaskan
'volcanic garden' on tho map," says
a I'Ulletln from tho Washington. 1).
C, headquarters of tho National
Geographic society.
"This peak Is In a region In which
volcanoes and one-time volcanoes are
aH thick as prairie-dog mounds on a
western plain. Most of the timo they
aro dormant. But it is as though Na
ture were playing a gigantic game of
drop-the-handkcrchief with fire from
t.8a length, up pops a molten stream
unexpectedly through some peak,
which perhaps has not 'erupted in
hundreds of years. .
"This seems to be the case with
Pavlof. It Is situated afmost at the
tip of the long, narrow Alaskan Pe
ninttula that stretches out toward
Asia n nd sends Its .offspring, tho
Aleutian Islands, .almost to the
shores .of that continent. Boats of
AliL-ikau salmon-canning companies,
eonsing steamers, and United States
cutters have passed in sight of l'av-!
l"f perhaps several times a month fori
years, and though, it, has often been S
KNQCKEDOUT BY
PORTLAND BOY
WALLA WALLA. Wash., Jan. 24.
Two knockouts and two draws fea
tured tho Woodmen of tho World
smoker hero Monday night. George
Burns, Portland featherweight, prov
ed to be too much for Johnny Carl
son of, Spokane, and the latter took
tho count in the third, alter being
floored twlco previously. VIc Eli
ding, Walla Walla, . welterweight
kayoed Sailor Manning of Pomeroy
in the second round. Draws were
fought by K. O. Lanky and Johnny
Ilnlcomb, both of Walla Walla, and
Mike Brotherton of Wnlla Walla and
Danny Needham of Spokane In six
round bouts.
Johnny Carlson, now of Spoknne. is
tho well known Gold Hill lightweight
who has defeated all comers In this
neck of the woods. Ho is visiting 'n
Spoknne nnd Is expected to return to
southern Oregon.
Saracn Lags ltehiild.
LOS AXGEI.ES, Jan. 24. Gene
Sarazcn. national open nnd profes
sional golf champion, who in qualify
ing rounds, lagged behind tho lead
ers, and Jock Hutchison, formerly
British open champion, who tied with
four other players for second place,
were to make Inst" efforts for the
southern California epen champion
ship In the final 3ii-holo round nt the
Flint Hldge country club today. The
participants were tho 32 low score
professionals and the same numher
of amateurs from the 208 players who
entered tho qualifying rounds.
NEW YOUK K. M. Ijindls. com
missioner or basclinll. who arrived
here, scouted possibilities of n major-
minor iaseii.iii conflict over the
draft lssue.
NEW YOUK Harry Oreta of
Pittsburg, has been matched to box
Sure Relief
FORINDIGESTION
tJtL) iNDIGfSTKW
b hri i. sup
I
DELl-ANc;
25 ond 75 Pk,ac Evyv,h.r,
at Rialto Theator
, ,, r ,,,, ,
) and comedy value. As It would takol
the humorous edK off to explain that
, particular hilarious section of the
i film, we will Just pass over that and
state that after their souls have been
flooded with lovo and forglvenesa i
and what was expected to'linppen'
does not happen at all their release I
is effected and their old natures: and
char act eristics reassert themselves
with disconcerting . swift news and
with highly amusing results.
Excellent work is done in this fea
ture by James Kirkwood.
Helene Chadwick has an Important
role in this production which she
I handles splendidly.
Alaska Fi
lreworks
observed to smoko gently, thoro has
been no real eruption ainee long be
fore Alaska passed from Russian
hands to those of tho United States.
The most recent outbreak before now
was reported by a Russian' observer
Just ono year after the United States
constitution was adopted.
"Light is thrown on tho volcanoes
of the Alaska Peninsula in n . re
cently published book, 'The Valley of
Ten Thousand Smokes!1, by Dr. Rob
ert F. f'.rlggs who led five expedi
tions Bent to tho Alaskan volcanic re
gion by the National Geographic so
ciety following tho explosion of
Mount Katmai. Writing only a few
months ago. Dr. Griggs said of Bogo
lof. the most active of Alaskan vol
canoes, and of Its fellows that 'no
man may predict how long the pres
ent quiescent condition will continue ,
on Bogoslof. From past experience
it is evident that a new upheaval is ,
likely to occur at any time.
" 'It in more probable, . however, '
that the next great eruption will ,
i tome not from Rogoslof r Katmai. I
but from one of half-a hundred un
known peaks. The history of tho
regions shows that most of the great
eruptions have come from a re-
awakening of vents that previously
had attracted little attention, many
of them being considered extinct.'"
Tommy Loughran of Philadelphia 15
rounds January 30 at Madison Square
Garden, for -Greb's American llght
heavyweight title.
; H.VI.EM, Ore University of Idaho,
J6 WiUnmctto tlnlvorsity 12. . 1
Gustnvo Dofcats Singh.
EUGENE, Ore., Jan. 24. Ad Gus-
tavo of Argentine was winner In a
wrestling match here last night with j
Tlasanta Singh, by taking two straight 1
falls, the first in 46 minutes and the
second in 25.
Cowboy Gets Draw.
SEATTLE. Jan. 24. Cowboy
Padget, Kansas City welterweight, i
bnxed six round to a draw with llllly
Wright of Seattlo hero last night.
Fred Swlckey of Los Angeles nnd
Oakland Hilly Harms of Everett, :
middleweight, also fought to a draw
in six rounds. . i
In tho four-round events, Johnny
Mack of Pittsburg, featherweight,
gained a decision over Hal Lewis of
St. Paul: Franklo Green, a little
negro boxer of Seattle, disposed of
Ira Hoffman of Woodvillo with two
punches, ono to the stomach and ono
to the head, and Soldier Woods and!
Jack Lockhart drew.
Sortsineit Plan Campaign.
SEATTLE. Jan. 24. A plan to ad
vertise this stale as a hunter's para
dise is to be put into operation by
sportsmen's association of Seattle in
"Sportsmen's Week," February 18 to
A large free sports exhibit, a pa
rade, window displays and informa
tive articles to educate tho local pub
He are contemplated.
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