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MEDFORD MXIL' TRIBUNE. MEDFOHD OR FX'. OX. FRIDAY, TlEC'EMBER 22. 192 Wedford Mail tribune ' ix wnrMwnENT kewspaier TOU8HBO KVFJIY ArTKRNOOH IZCIPT SUNDAY, BY THK i '.. MBIU'OBO VULNTIKQ 00. n. Madford Sunday aforulnff Bun la furalahad memm Kjncf a aavau 07 oau, Dvvapapar. OttVa Hall Trtbnn BuUdlnf, II IMt Martk ffc atraH. Phooa It. A oonaoUdatloo ol Hit Democratic Timet; tkt taatord-iuu, ux Mmmrd Trmuna, ma Bouuam Vrafoalas, Tfca Aablajig Trltiuoa. HOBKRT W. RUHU, Editor. StMPTEB 8. SMITH, atanacaf. .. SUBSCRIPTION TEAX31 -VT MAIL la Admuw: ' : Dilj, irltli 8tuui7 Sun, yaar fT.(0 Dailf, Witt Sunday Hon, monlA 70 DaUy, without Sunday Hsu, ,aar t.M Dab?, without Sunday Bun, month. ... 1 .85 fffakly Mall Trlbuna, ana lul..i t.00 ' Hundat Bon. one Tar t 00 IT CABBDIB Ui atrdlord. lahland, Jaekaon- ua, ikntTai rout, nwaoii, Taimt ana an - fttffewaya: . Dally with Sunday Baa. aionth Tl Pally, 'without Jiunday Sun, month. '.81 fealljr, without Bunday Son, year.,... 7.60 -Daily, with Sunday Sun, oo 7 tar. ..... (.a Ail 14 tanna by carrier, caab, In artfanoa. Official papar ol tha 0117 of Uadlard, tMdctal napar at Jaekaon County. ffca onlj jpaprr bnwfan Eugana, Ora., and aeramanto, Calif., a dlaunoa ot ovaa 600 mllaa, fearing Iraaad wlra Aaaociatfd Praaa Serrice. Bntarad at'aeoond claaa matial at liedxord Otafon. undai tha act el llarcb , IMt. HEMBRB? Of THE ASSOCIATED PEESa ' 1 Tha Aaaoftatail Praaa la aielualvely antltlad to flat naa for rapubllcation ol all nwa dlauatchea tradrud to It, or not othanrlaa cradltad In tbla aaaa, and alio to tha local nawa pubuahed an tifTJta 01 rrpnniioanon 01 paolal dla- uvrcui ara ajao rratrvao. Quill Points ITont to conservatives: When in bad, do us the liommiK do. Sometimes you enn save a drowning mnn by knocking him uncon scious, und that may be what the statesmen are trying on Europe. Ye Smudge Pot ' By Arthur Psrry. Thvphrlstrrias spirit . Is, 'working fine,, except la the case of Roscoo (Patty) - Artualtle, .fallen i film Btur, where It is much hotter advertising to file a protest.-' ;;' .-: ' " Owing to the shortage of the Rus sian wheat crop, 8,000,000 Russians have abolished eating. In whole ' or part - Last summer, when they should nave been plowing, they were discuss lag nutty notions. .Now they cry for capitalistic grub from America. .'A Portland maiden confesses she viewed the murder of another maid, through a knothole in a houseboat, and the police have succeeded In locating the knothole. ' it .-; PRIZES OFFERED FOR ENUMER ATION OF BENEFITS OF OREGON bVSTEMCHdllne Lakeview Examin , er).- Don't forget Robert N. Stanfleld, United States senator. ' ' ' ' 'She new -governor has the perform Iqg of a miracle on his hands. lie will dlvldo. five state Jobs among 226 faith ful 'Democrats, anl Republicans, who left their political bed and board, and now stand accused of Infidelity. ,..' Vj Tt Is Btlll maintained by un-American Scoffers,, that the way. to' enforce the . Prohibition laws, Is to catch- the boot leggers at the Canadian and Mexican borders, instead of tip an alley, in an interior town. This la a fool idea, and would, eradicate the political benetlts nboriiing. The capture of a small town rurahoUiid entitles the catchee to pose a excellent timber for' sheriff or con staljle., ' Oa the other hand, members of (loogress are urged to quit drinking, if they are going to make temperance speeches for benefit of the dry vote al home. -Prohibit lou is a fine thjng fotr tlie "other fellow. As long an 'it I mixed up with politics, It will be a tragic comedy. L ;'., . .. . ....... . ''"V . HABD 8CpATCHINQ ' ' ! (Eugene Ouard) ""' : . -V We are having some of the cold .. e,t weather experienced In a Ibng time here, and the snow which is -hard on the hay mow. The schools ! around this country are reporting ' ttrklnd Of itch which turns Into sores,1 and It Beems hard to get It stamped out . A d car, license 234,507, In Its stall, and' bothering no one. was visibly moved ThursV pm.'by the vibrations caused by excessive whistling of an Ks'pee' freight" engine. ' The same atrocfly'caused all the leading build ings to quiver on their foundations. It might not bo a bad Idea to swear, off the ancient custom of mass hyster ics, during 1923. , ' As fine a collection of presidential aspirants as ever 'Btrnlhcd' a' lnrnyx, have bloomed for president in 19H, vr: Ilonry Ford, Hiram Johnson, and William Randolph Hearst, and It's realty too bad the nation can't have them all In the White House at the same tlmo. Wo are n little further mlvnnced. We don't impench our cabinet members with a firing siad. Our theory is that eventually all civilization perish uii'lor the weight of their dead-letter laws'. A SLIGHT DEFLUKjTEE 'j. . : (Bandon News) ' ; 'A tenor solo (Ich Helnebadt) was rendered by J. R. Tuttle.'woll Known as tho iossessnr of a rich baritone. ' Ills voice was never more pleasing. For an encore he gavu an English rondeau. To dnto. no enterprising cltiten has rcallxed the value of the upstanding , log, on the west side of tho C. of C, as a place to park when tho trains como in from tho south. i The Daily ; Bank Robbery '6T. LOUIS. Doc- 22. (Ity the As sociated Preas) Five bandits today hild up a pollcemAn and two em jiloyea of tho Stlx, llauer und Fuller Xr'goods company and i-nooped with satchel vontulhing HUSO of the col lections of the company. Tim holdup nocurred In the central section of tle jelty. When mother and tlic wrh get through buying gifts, old dad will hnow how the Ten Commandments feel. It's a funny combination. Russia trusts Turkey; Turkey trliKts America, and America trusts to luck. As nrulo we pay dearly for our big times, but when Jonah went out for a while of n time he came out all right. Still, it isn't reasonable to expect Government to protect Ameri cans abroad if it can 't be done at home. Tax-free securities are all right in their way, hilt if vi nil were tax-free there would be no security. We never realized how little dignity the "Mister" 'could convey until people called him Mr. Ilohenzollcrn. There Is no danger of a rupture between America and England while they continue to enjoy one another's slang. Natural resources nre a menace. Every little cquiltry having them needs the watchful eare of some big country. Oil wonderful nutomobiles will tell future generations much about urj nnd the locking devices on them will tell the rest. ''Joy cometh in the morning," sang the Psalmist; Hut he didn't have to make t,h.e fires. : It's just as well that women don't understand polities. 'No man enjoys the knowledge that his wife knows more than he. No matter what you think of the taste of a young man who gets married in. ttimes like these, you can't help admiring his nerve. If a woman lias no children, how docs she relieve her feelings whqn another woman snubs her? ' " . " Well, eating really is rather vulgar, and perhaps that's what they mean when they speak of Europe's superior culture. , Says an agitator: "There arc crooks in high places, but the man in the street is upright." Not if a flivverite sees him first. : EduSation increases your earning capacity unless you happen to become an educator.' r r Somehow, isolation dbesn't seem quite so splendid when you re flect that a friendly word would place tho other fellow on his feet. RippIingRhuc&s y X t .l-IA AJ -al THE DOWNFALL. FOR MANY YEARS Tobias Tarr lqokcd like a plutocrat ; ho drovo a largo and costly car, and wore a stovepipe hat. As he was married tp my niece, I felt impelled to say, "This princely lavishness must cease, or you'll go broke some day. The coin you earn from week to week is all you have in view, and you the bill collectors seek, to spring accounts long due. Oh, prithee heed this redo of mine, for I am old and sane, and put some doub loons down in brine, against the day of rain. And failing this some day you'll come a humbled, cringing gent, to ask of me a goodly sum, that yon may pay your rent." His laughter rum bled through his beard, with merriment he roared, and hothouse fruit that day appeared upon his groaning bonrd. There eamo a strike, and weary men lined up in jobless ranks, aiid scarcely one in twelve or ten had money in the banks. Tobias in a week was broke, and started pawning things. His shirts of silk, that cost' eight hones, brought fifty cents a throw; his phonograph of gol den tones ho hud to let it go! Tobias struts around no more, he is a shrunken man; and now ami then he seeks my door, to bor row what ho' can. Some quavers in his accents lurk,' as he re marks, "Oh, eliee, if ever I get back to work, the precious plunks won't floe!" " ' , Holiday Greetings from The QuaKty Store of Portland Oregon .rSTAtUSHCD 1. . ra the quality store OF PDRTLAr4. OREGON Itjl rM. a,w in II PREDICTED IN 1 0 YEARS BY EXPERT WASltTNOTOX. - Dpo 22. Predic tion that American nil refiners with in ton yenrx niUHt look to foreign fields for fifty jht cent of their uip ply wnH nmilo by .JuiiiCH K. O'Neill. preKldent of tho J'rulrie Oil and Gnu company, no of the lui Rest pro ducers In the mid-continent field, tc8tifylnf? today at the, senate oil in vestigation. "It iH my opinion after eareful study that the United S:ntes hat eon the pcuk of production," Mr. O'Neill riutd. The witncHN wan Mucutioned at Home lenKth hy (illhert K. Hoe uh to the prices the 1'iuirie iil and Uaa corn pnn sot for crud oil. They de clared tho prices were determined alone hy the three factors of supply, demand and competition. "How does the Prairie Oil and Ohs company arrive at changes in price?" inquired Mr. Hoe. "Sometimes tho directors of the company tuke it up with me and a, other times when something comes to my knowledge, I take it up with the director," the witness renlied. "In all cases, it is after careful dis cussion by tho directorate of the company." WAMlUNCiTON. Doe. 22. Colonel U G. Nutt. chief of the narcotic di vision of tho prohibition bureau, said there had been a marked decrease in the number of tlniR addicts in the country In redout vent's.' F POUTf-AXD. Dee.' 22- Vanny Kianur of' U'H AngclfS hml tv.-iy-thiiiK hln own way, in his H'n round fiBht last rtlKht wltli ThubIu'V WIiir o ronland. nsm' of. tin- wml-fln:-! In the Portland lournnniont f"' the coast foaihorwclBht cliannilonslilp. Jack Vlrlffln anil ItiU'hl" Davis hosHl six rounds t" a draw. LONDON, Dec. 22 Dr. Th lore Mc-lcliolr. one of the (lornian dolc Batea at the Vorsaillcs conference, was reported to have left for I'iuIh to submit fresh reparation proposals to the l'Yeneh, ' Give Her Furs This Xmas FURS THE IDEAL GIFT FOR HER Acceptable, Appreciated, Lasting and Practical Our wonderful stock of rellalilo furs The largest fur Work in Medfoid. Open for jour selection. Every Fur Unekcd liy Our Gtinrnntco fiHR'I.Ti APl'ItF.CIATi: N One of our Fur Coats, Capes, Chokei-s or Scarfs. Prices that invite comparison A small (lcpot.lt will hold any fur until Christmas. Bartlett, Furriers 115 West Main St. Phone 595-Y The Only Exclusive Fur Store in Medford The Vanity Shop For . Christmas Novelties Powder Vanities 50c to $2.50 Vanity Bags....$1.95 to $7.00 Beads $1-00 to $6.00 Handkerchiefs....25c to $1.65 Hosiery $1-50 to $4.75 Real Lace, per yard 25c to $1.50 Other Laces, per yard 10c to 25c Candles, per pair 50c to $1X0 Candle Holders, per pair, $2.50 to $10.00 Strathmore Novelties, beau tifully boxed with clever verses 50c to $1.50 TheVanityShop Main at Bartlett Miss LouAsbury ' Milliner Handicraft Shop. HoniBlitcbing Plcotlng 8c per yard. Buttons covered. NOTICIv. Through nn Krror Our Offlco Telephone Number won omitted in the new Oi-reetory. IT IS 77 Hit. II. K. MUU'llV. Dentistry nnd X-ltny 2nd Floor Medford lilds. With Medford trade Is Medford nmde. MANN'S The Best Goods for the Price No Matter What the Price MANN'S $20 ' :SUIT Society Brand $50 Suits Society Brand $45 Suits ' . $43.50 ..$40.50 Style Plus and Vogue Suits $25 $30 $35 SATURDAY LAST DAY SPECIAL! ALL LEATHER GOODS Y2 Price Purses Cigarette Cases Brushes Writing Sets Bill Folds Collar Bags Card Cases Playing Card Sets ATTENTION Advance Sale Just Received 35 Tweed Suits bought for spring 1923. Some have two pair of pants all on sale $25 and $30 Shirt Sale Silk Shirts $5.50 Pongee Shirrs $5. to $6.00 FELT SLIPPERS For Men $2.00 to $3.00 For Women $1.75 to $3;00 For Children $1.75 and $2.00 These are Daniel Green slippers and are extra good quality. Just the thing to give for Xmas. The kind you will be proud to give. ' Ties 75c $1.00, $1.25, $1.50 Mann's Department Store THE STORE FOR EVERYBODY lEl)FOR. OREOON . ' . . Handkerchiefs 10c to 75c