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MEPFOTITI MATTj mmum "MEDFORD. OREfiON;. TUESDAY. JULY 11. 1922 pace rorrc Medford Mail tribune iv ivnvrrvnv.vT VKWSl'A I'ER WlBUaHEii llVllitV Ar'TKKNOON EXCEPT SINLIAY. 11V THE MEDFOKD PKINTINii CO. Tb Medford Sim-Jay Morning Sun is furnishetl OfftN Wail Tribune Buildiatf, 25-27-2I) Xorih rr tieet. iiiotie o. A consolidation of the lmorratic Tim-. tli lieulorJ Mill, Ui M-Mlonl tribune, ice oouiaeru Uitfunian, TL AsiiiaiiJ Tribune. ROHKIIT W. nUII-. KJitor. 8111 PTEK S. SMITH. Manager. SUBSCRIPTION TERMS: BV VAIL It. Aivaru-: Daily, uith Sunday Sun, Tear. f..oO Daily, witt Sunday Sun. mouth Daily, without muhIu Sun, year 8..0 lily, without SurtJay Sun. month 6-' Weekly Mail Tribun. one year tiutillav Son, one year 2 00 BY ("AHIUEIi In ilrdfonl. Ashlar!, Jailuoo Tilie. Central Point, lbonu. Talent xd on Highways: Pairv with Sunday Sun. month .75 pjnly, without SjtuUv Sim, month ' laily, without Sun-lay Sun. yc.tr 7.J0 I'aily, with Sunday Sun. o:.e ynr 8 50 All term ty carrier, c.tsh in advance. Official pjper of the City of MHurJ. Official tuper of Jarkon Coui.ty. The onW ran' between nuf?er.c. Ore., and Raerarnento. Calif , a thunce of mer r.(o tniii-4, having leaded wire Asxiilf-J Pre Service. Sworn dallv averace circulation for us month ndiiitf April" 1. IVli, S.'Js, more than double h rirrulation of anr other njwi published oi ciiculaled in Jackson County. THE VILLAGE WISE MEN. For Entered a second rlaitn mallei at Med ford Oregon, under the act of Manh S. 17. M EM HE It S OF THE ASSOCIATE! Pi: ESS. The Associated lr-w i exclusively entitled to the IMC for republication of all new dup-iUbe credited to ft. or not otherwise credited in Ihia taper, and also to the local news publiaheti erein. All rights of republication of special dia patohej herein are also reserved. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Parry. Congress Is aljont ready to pass the tariff bill, it is as clear, concise, ami comprehensive as the final report on tha llank of Jacksonville fizzle. . The backlKino of the heated period has not been broken, as claimed, but a bind limb has been twisted. D. Plymale and the middle Deuel kid have returned from the primeval for ests where they were served as beef nu jus to mosquitoes, who are famishing. The 1922 US. corn crop is estimated nt '296,000,000 bushels, and will be de voted largely to meal, salve, and Juice. I WHAT WAS THE MOTIF? (Chlco Enterprise) Mrs. I. 11. Adams has given the most interesting swimming party yet recorded this season, and at v nor party of Thursday evening she . transformed the mere act of cool ing off in the water into a festive, occasion. . . , The Weather Kids 98 was the Mux. 66 was the Min. Hut nothing is known Dout Mary and Jim. It Will probably take another war to cool off the surplus fighting spirit and put an end to the disorderly thinking rampant. Nothing damens the but tling ardor like putting it on a strictly business basis. Man does not rush to the recruiting office, as he does to a political office. All hellraislng Is mothered by one of two things spon dulicks or politics. The constituted authorities are still in the Wblto House. They are going to try and deliver the mails, against the wishes of the Car Whackers Union. The garage on Avenida du Centrale abaft the Banco is being repaired. Judging from the letters received by the Portland papers, the Rose show don't amount to much more than the sheepherdlng senator from Oregon. The over-legislated fish of the sacred Rogue, are biting, but not enough to cause any oratory.. .. .. Competition has arrived for the aaul fill Espee- blaltituc. -A Thomas cat executed solo in the biz. dist. Mod eve. while the 10:45 was howling. Speaking of the present tendency towanls half-baked anarchy, the con gressman from New Mexico observes. "It is enough to make a thinking man look at his liolo cant." It is all of that It Is enough to make a thinking man look at his hind tire. FRESH COW FOR SALE . (Coos Bay Times) Tlio owner, of the cow which damaged my lawn at Ninth ami Central hiusl repair damage in order to nvold further trouble. i" " L- ' .MATT L. MAY. Etloup.h dancing was done on Indo penlienco -l)ay; Jiy, the Galslievlkl. lv keoii tho dishes washed till school Blurts. Tlio weather has been further asra- vate all week by a tendency towards whlL und starched pants by the sterner sex. c The Anti-Klsslng Society has launch ed a drive. This Is another movement that will be observed like Prohibition i Editor Convene ST PAUL. Minn.. July 11. Several hundred uewspapen editors and mem bers of tholr families leave here to night for Medora, M. D., on their way to Missoula, Mont., to attend the an nual convention of the National Edi torial association there beginning July J!). Tho delegates, most of whom ar rived hcra this morning from Chicago, wero entertained iu the Twin Cities today. T T IS NAMK was Daniel. Hut it should have been Solomon JlJl I'm-le Dan, as everyone, ealleil him, was wondrous wise. He knew just how to run the jrovernnieiit. lie knew how to run Ihe'state. He knew how to run his home town. If the President had only done this, and the Governor that, and the Mayor thus and so, all the misfortunes and disasters that I'ncle Dan so fondly dilated upon, would never have come to pass. Then one day I'ncle Daniel, who had always lived on an inherited ii'coine from gilt cilued murttraues. decided to make a fortune. He discovered a neglected genius who had perfected a process of milking gasoline out of rain water. All the genius needed to make I'neie Daniel as rich and as great as Henry Ford was the use of Uncle Daniel 's capital. Why not be rich as well as wise? AVhy not indeed. So 'Uncle Dan turned over his cash to the genius whose name was Creen, and prepared to see his picture on the front page of the village news paper, as the man who husted John D. Rockefeller. Hut something went wrong. In a remarkably short time Uncle Dan's fortune had disappeared and so had Green. It was quite a blow for I'ncle Dan. but a distant relative was good enough to die at that moment, so the old man was able to live on without working, and continue to tell everyone on the street just how the country and the ftate and the town should be run. So we come to the moral of this touching little tale, which is "The man who knows just how to run everyone else's business, never knows how to run his own." There arc plenty of Uncle Dans, here, there and everywhere. And strange to relate there are still plenty of people, whohave noth ing better to do than listen to them. Quill Points Man's inhumanity to man makes countless umpires dodge. Even if Ireland were a Pacific island, it probably wouldn't be. About the dy thing the amateur driver can ilodge successfully is a Jjridge. f Getting sophisticated is simply a slow ami painful process losing one's appetite. of Small towns have one thing in common, fastest team in amateur baseball. Each of them has the New York beats Belfast, at least. Over here the man in the street is given a sporting chance. After people pet married a few times, where in the world do they park the sugar spoons and gravy ladles received as gifts! Open diplomacy has reached the point where reporters can get into a conference with a jimmy. The twanging harps in Heaven may become monotonous, but think of the saxophones at the other terminal. A mad rush of tourists to Europe seems to have been observed l'y everybody except the steamship companies. . , A flapper, as Ave understand it, is a young female with rouge on the outside of her face and gum on the inside. A magazine writer notes that men are wearing fewer silk shirts. Possibly. lint they wear about as many cotton ones called silk. . . 11 ki t SSm FOOLHiG AWAY TIME. 1 1 i w a THAT my taste needs some correctives I admit with stream ing eyes, for with yarns of cheap detectives I waste hours that I should prize. I should read the volumes deathless writ by men of bulging domes, hut I follow, pale and breathless, the ex ploits of Sherlock Holmes. While my wiser neighbor traces Ein stein's theory to its source, I, with Cleek of Forty Faces, mix with sinners vile and coarse. I pass up the stately dietion of philoso phers and seers, and the tinhorn sleuths of fiction are my com rades through the years. And my aunts, with eyew accusing, tell me how I'm wasting time, but 1 find the sleuths! amusing, and they're surely not a crime. I have found it doesn't matter what a fellow likes to do: some one's hound to rise and .platter burn ing language over you. If I liked the works of Dac-on, my fierce aunts would rise and say, "By your reason you're forsaken, since you r.ead that stuff all day!'' So, ignoring the objertives of the good and wise and true, I commune with punk detectives who've just found a hopeful clew. COMMUNICATIONS FIli Issue Kxphihutl. t Ashland Ore., July 10. To the Kditur: . ; Cf have rtud the. arilr-Ie of Wm. t'oivij? uppearinf? in your paper, HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW? 1 In what City in the United States was the declaration of -independence signed? '. of I 2 What are two synonyms of the re-.ent date, in which he iiiak- rffer-)word affix?. nice to Senator Thomas, ar.d basvs 3 What countries border on the hi roiH'lusions on emrnt-'ous fans. illack Sea. .v iTlT'. ,,oli,i; ian!'- d ,hn7l 4-Who 'wrote "The Resurrection"? never been interested in politKal af-i . . . . . . fairs, but are now. and have been fori mythology who was the mes- jvar intensely interested in fish and . senger of the gods? fcair.e matters. $ Were any cardinals under twenty During the last ten years, together years of age ever elected pope? vith other en:nu4iasis like C. M. 7 How long is a par five hole in Thomas, we have imempU-a to work golf? out iouer conditions in fih and, s DnPa the nonet receivp a salary? p. tine matters in Southern Oregon. A few of us have, durifcg ihis time, spent our time and money in the cause, and Mr. Thomas as mm h. if not more than any one t-tee. Among other things he spent a couple of weeks at the mouth of the Hogue River in the Investigation ui it-mii-tions, so that he intent have first ha'nd information. Kveryone who has followed this subject knows of this. f In view of these facts, we feel that Mr. Thomas is entitled to fair treat ment, and that when Mr. Colvig pub lishes statements in regard to these affairs that are not true, we feel that Pitch statements should be contra dicted. Mr. Colvig says that Mr. Thomas was guilty of "injecting him self into the presidency of a game and fish association." When the members of the Ashland Fish and Game, Protective associa tion were approached to consolidate with other like clubs in Jackson county as one club, they were inclined to refuse because of the fear of domi nation on the part of Medford and along lines not approved by outside, clubs, especially Ashland. At a gen eral conference at Medford, it was decided that Ashland should have the presidency of the club, and the Ashland committee, of which we were members, returned home to discuss the matter with our own members prior to the .general meeting to be held at Medford later. Upon a can vass of our members,, our commit tee found that there was practically a unanimous feeling that Senator Thomas represented our views, and that he shoud be named as our choice for president of the new organiza tion. When informed of this, Mr. Thomas strenuously demurred on two grounds, viz: That his selection might cause some dissension, and that he had already given more than his share of effort and should be re lieved from further leadership. It was only when he saw that the con solidation might fail that he consent ed to let Ashland present his name sis its candidate for president of the When Mr. Colvig makeg tle state ment that Mr. Thomas injected him self into the presidency, it appeared to us so unfair that we decided to narrate the real facts. There was also one other state ment made by Mr. Colvijr that was unfair and referred to Mr. Thomas, viz: "Since the gentleman (meaning Mr. Thomas! to quote a prominent daily of the capitol. 'does not know a carp from a steelhead. nor a pheas ant from a crow, and never fishes only for suckers, or hunts except for votes.' " This quotation -is taken from an article copied in The Tribune recently from the Capitol Journal the paper edited by tieorge Putnam. Mr. Put rram's hatred for Charlie Thomas has ben well understood in Jackson coun'J for many years, nnd has been one of the thjngs that has endeared him to sportsmen. George fought the battle oi our organisations until we procured a closed river. H helped undue that and thereafter has not only favored all the McCleay in terests wanted, even to favoring a re tention of the seines, but has vic iously attacked the men who hwe been continuing the fight along fne lines he himself fought so long before he faced about. The lines quoted from the Journa show the malice and venom of the writer. the untruthfullness is apparent on its face and we are surprit-ed that Mr. Colvig should adopt them as his own. As we said, we do not know anything about politics, but we want fair play. - HARRY H. HASLBR. LOUIS DODGE. 9 What is the estimated length of time that it took the Coloradoriver to cut the Grand Canyon? 10 Who is the author of "Now I Lay Me Dawn to Sleep"? , , . Answers to Yesterday's Questions - 1 When was the battle between the Monitor ajid Merrimac fought? j Ans. March 9, lSt2. ! What was Shirley Mason's real name? Ans. Ieome riugrath. 3 Who was the most handsome king of England? Ans. Edward IV. 4 Do all elephants make a noise when charging? Ans. African ele phants do but Indian elephants do not. 5 Where do we get the word retail"? tns. It is from the old French, retail meaning a cutting and connected with the French modern re taillier meaning a cutting off. G When did houseboats come to this country? Ans. Late in the nine teenth century. 7 What is the difference between a toreador and a matador?. Ans. A tore ador is a bull fighter who fights on horseback. The matador is a foot fighter. & How many people are killed by lightning each year? Ans. Only five or six per million.. 9 Who was the first professional lecturer in this country? Ans. Daniel Webster. t . 10 On what island did Columbus make the first white settlement? Ans. Haiti. GIRLS! LEMONS BLEACH FRECKLES AND WHITEN SKIN Squeeze the juice of two lemons into a bottle containing three ounces of Orchard J White, which any drug store will supply for a few cents, shake well, and you have ' a quarter pint of the best freckle and ; tan bleach, and complexion whitener.. Massaze this sweetly fragrant lemon t lotion into the face, neck, arms and , bunds each Jay and see how freckles and blemishes bleach out and how clear, soft auJ ro v white tho skin becomes. mk KILL FLIES K1LL Keep Flies off your cow. Don't sit on her tail to keep it quiet. Use COW-EASE It's sure riddance to flies. You'll get more milk and less trouble and worry if you use Cow-Ease Fly Spray. Monarch Seed & Feed Co. I "The Farmers' S rvice Station" PHONE 2C0 317 E. MAIIf Legion Finances Healthy To the Editor: As coiumauder of the Medford post of the American Lesion I desire to take exception to the re marks of Mr. Kdison Marshall in his article which appeared in the Tribune last Saturday, (evidently Mr. Marshall lias been misinformed, . The American lesion in Medford "is not split in two," as stated in his article.. During the past two months the post has heen enjoying a good healthy and substantial growth, and for the first time in the past two years the post is practically free of indebted ness. Dues in the post are in a better paid up status than they have been for a lonir time. The post is doing good, constructive work, aloni; lines toward which its en deavors should be directed, and is keeping out of entangling alliances which might tend to "split the ixist in two." "E. E. WILSON. WANTED By Weed Lumber Company, Weed, California, Timber Fallers to contract combined falling, bucking and limb ing. Good earnings oan be made and living conditions are of the best. Cot tages are available for families. In terested parties communicate direct with Weed Lumber Company, Weed, California. AXXOVXXCIXG THE Medford-Klamath Freight Line Trucks niiike trip daily between Medford and Klamnth Falls . SERVICE GCARAXTEED Thone 103.1 - Al'TO TOl'S. "We Issue an insurance - policy, with your auto top FREE . ''No premiums to pay. Only exclusive top shop in the city. Medford Auto Top Co. 30 N. Grape. Phone 104. SI Continental igiSiWooD Save Pipe Quotation on Pump and Rams for fr rigntioo. THOS. r. TKMPI.K. Medford NEWCOMB FOR WOOD lGinch Slab Wood, dry in yard. $1.75 per tier. Delivered green. $1.75 in loads of 4 tier, dumped. Dry Mill Blocks, $6.50 per load, or $5.75 dumped. Phone 631 . OREGON CAVES CAMP NOW OPEN Meals and Sleeping Accommodations at the entrauce. R. MclLVKEX. (i. 49 ,Q) "85 with 3 Gillette Bledet In all the world there's io shave like a Gillette shave the only way to get a ; , Gillette shave is with . a Gillette Razor Here's a genuine Gillette for $1 the "Brownie" with 3 fine Gillette blades Now at all Dealers GILLETTE SAFETY RAZOR CO Bortoo, U.S. A. BECOME A PARTNER IN THE Ashland Granite Company . Help build a big business and draw your dividends t; Opportunity plus action brings results. We furnish the Opportunity. The company.Is incorporated for $150,000, shares $100 each, and proposes to buy the land and machinery of the Blair granite quarry, enlarge the plant and build up a great wholesale granite business. As a result of a thorough investigation twenty Ashland busi ness men are back of the organization and invite your coopera tion. An illustrated booklet will be mailed to all who apply. Mr. Earl Meiling will receive stock subscriptions. We want you to see the quarry. Turn south oft the highway at the sign six miles above Ashland or telephone Mr. Meiling, 707-L, that you want to go. There will be no charge for the trip and you 1 incur no obligation. Ashland Granite Company, Ashland, Ore. H. C. GALEY, Stock Subscription Solicitor. Broadway at Stark m . ; , Portland, Ore. v . - TX THE VERY - HEART OF THE CITY and along I PORTLAND'S "Great White Way" ' . "Will Be Your Headquarters Iml At This Popular Hostelry. II Homelike Accommodations, 81 Comfortable, Spacious Lobby, l And the Home of the Famous. IJ J Arthur H. Meyers Manager, WOOD! Dry Mill Blocks; Fir Slab Wood and all other kinds of wood MEDFORD FUEL CO ! Oar. Third and Fir Phone VSI2 Car Washing Service Give Yonr Car a Werkl Washing for 4.00 a Month VERNE S. WHITE j At nittsou' Garaso lry Cleanine. lyelns. Pressing, Repairing. S. W. FORSYTHE IYF.Il AM) CLEAXF.R Prompt service and prices the lowest consistent with first class work. rhoue 311. Shop at ltd Mistletoe1 TIME TABLE EFFECTIVE JUNE 20, 1922 MEDFORD-ROSEBURG STAGE DAILY EXCEPT S VXD AY . Lv. Medford 7:45 a. m., 1:00 p. m. Lv. Roseburg S:30 a. m., 2p. m. " . , " . MEDFORD-GRANTS PASS'STAGE DA1IA EXCEPT SVXHAY Lv. Medford 7:45 a. m., 1:00 p. m., 4:45 p. m , Lv. Grants Pass 7:30 a. m 1:00 p. tn 5:30 p. m. SyXWAYOXLY Lt. Medford 10: 00 a. m., 4 :30 pT m. ' ' ' Lv. Grants Pass 10:00 a. 4:30 p. at; We connect with stages for Portland. Marshfield and Crescent City. INTERURB AN AUTOCAR CO: ........ ' ' Phone 300 , tswy'TO j"Miw ty.'TOwivgrW?''tj vmyfiz?