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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
The now tariff bill places a prohibi
tive iliity on nitric and sulphate acids,
but there is still plenty of beancry
Java and bootleg hootch.
A number of Nash miners Jinve left
for the hills to fish and hunt and rest.
It will tako all the brains the admin
istration can muster to make the Con
stitution Jibe with the by-laws of the
Vnited Mine Workers Union, and the
preamble of the ritual of the Hlnd-Knd
llrakemen of America will be read at
oil Fourth of July picnics. The nation
al bird will be changed from nn englo
to a coupling pin.
A GRAVE QUESTION
((Red Bluffs News)
It is populurly believed that tho
opening of the paved Btrcet to the
cemetery will encourage a higher
death rate, and thus help the de
velopment of the town,
The whinny of the iron horse still
reverberates throughout tho valley nt
all hours, and nt great length.
"A CARLOAD OF SPANKING NEW
FORDS ARRIVED MONDAY. HAVE
YOU GOT YOURS? (Ad Lake Co.
Times). None of your business. In
either instance. , .
The sody squirts havo discontinued
the .practice of giving koke addicts
their'mornlng niorulng."
THE MILK TASTES FUNNY
(Oregon City Enterprise)
. Both creamery wells have been
out of operation a portion of the
week which caused Smith, the
manager, untold trouble. . t '
It looks like there ought to bo more
thnn 64 fool notions In this state, with
strength enough to got on the ballot at
the November election.
A 'promising young bootlegger of
Portland la being tried for committing
murder with a 6-shooter.
Jack Dempsey has ngreed to battle
Harry Wills, and expects to have no
difficulty in making anything but the
color.
, - , HIGH OLD, OR HOT ,
(Etna Mills News)
All of those who have read tho
wholesome and entertaining stor
ies of Knlph Cummins will be In
terested to know that he is now in
Etna for a time.
Defeat It Indicated
ter) shrdemfw. gkq bgkq bgkqj fwyf
(Roseburg News Review). What
make of automobile Is retreating?
The Irish are shooting religion Into
each other with great gusto, and con
siderable success, there being many
conversions with sawed-off shotguns.
Ireland is a good example of a land
that becomes scourged with (aunties.
The chalrmnn of the Democratic co
conii was caught eating a lllack Repub
llcan.cherry Thurs.
Thp t'pee, Cpee, Esiee divorce suit
now hinges on the custody oi tne oox
i ..'
Sovernl victims o: the lortlnnd Rose
show) have returned looking like the
last One of summer.
Minister Thankful
10
"I jhad Btomnch trouble for nearly
wnr nbtn rnn:ilntion which
tii.H mv ftvHtem with Ka.s' nnd fever.
I could not do any work, nnd while
I was down nick a bly fronrout of
town sent mo a bottle of Mnyrs Won
H..rf,.l liomedv. which proved truly
wonderful. I believe It Is the best
medicine on earth." It In a simple,
harmless preparation that remove
the.catarrhftl mucin from the Intes
tinal tract and allays tho Inflamma
tion which causes practically nil
stomach, liver and Intestinal ail
ments. Including appendicitis. One
One dose will convlnco or money re
"Keep Oeorge Chamberlain In the Semite. Not for tho. oenefit
of (leorKt. but for the benefil of Oregon. Chamberlain can Piok
alter Oi-okoii'h interests belter than Stanfleld, for he has a position.
n( prestige ami puwer which stiinlieM, even If he is uh capable
ami eiHTKelle iim his friends claim, can nut Impe i,, attain in many
years. It isn't a matter ol' politics, of !i!k!i tariff or Inw tariff, of
Harding or Cox, it is merely a matter of t,Food business." Kdilorlal
-Mail Tribune, October, llC'll.
That wns n long time ago. Just to keep 1 he record strairlit, we
submit tlie following press dispatch in tin; I'urtland Journal of
June '28.
WAHHINOTON .Senator Stiinlield wants to close debate on the
tariff bill. Hy authority of u twloKnun recuivetl from hlni at Welser,
Idaho, Senator jMcNary has sign hI Stanficid's 11:11110 to the petition
for cloture which republican leaders are preparing to present to
tho Semite.
Stanfleld has not heard a word of the debate which lie desires
to hnve closed. The tariff bill was made the unfinished business of
the senate oil April 20, but the Oregon senator's absence from his
duties nt the capitol dntes buck to April 1. It is three months,
since the senator's genial countenance wns seen by his rolleauues.
Since then the republican lender and the republican whip and the .,
republican senators In caucus assembled have demanded the return"
of nil absentees who were not Mck in order to keep 11 quorum and
sliced the tariff bill. This has bad its effect in every case except
that of the junior senator from Oregon, who has ignored all appeals.
It is recalled thnt Stanfield's campaign for election wns bnsed
largely on the need of a republican senator to stand up for protec
tion. licpe.itedly reports linve come that he was about to return nnd
the prediction is now made that he will yet nrrive in time to vote
011 tho wool schedule, two or three weeks hence. "
A little oMiittito entitled "We told you so" is now in order, Imt
we refrain. For as a matter of fact we didn't, The Mail-Tribune
opposed Stanfleld because it believed ho would make a poor senator.
"We never expected he would be a completely INVISIBLE ONE!
Senator Stanfield has exceeded our most pessimistic, expectations.
NORTH DAKOTA RECOVERS AT LAST.
LIN'COLX tvns right. You can't fool all "the people all the time.
North Dakota is a case in point. For several years the people
of that state swallowed the coated-pills of Non-Partisanship with an
appalling persistency. They were to achieve a new world, with a
sipiaro deal for all, particularly for the down-trodden farmer.
They got what they cried for, and it turned to gall and worm
wood. Instead of attaining riches they attained unadulterated ruin.
But the professional agitators like Townley, didn't quit. Xot
they., The business was too profitable. They persisted, as their ilk
always persist, in the dream that the people ill the mass are always
easy marks.
Wednesday a primary was held. Townley worked the same old
gags, played the same old game, his old guard rallied as loyally as
the old guard of Napoleon. Hut according to the press reports,
Townley met his Waterloo.
In spite of the anti-Non-Partisans being divided, the republicans
of North Dakota, have to date, repudiated Non-l'artisanship by a
good majority.
For the nomination of Governor of the state involved this issue,
and Nestos, opposed to Non-l'artisanship, was returned an easy vic
tor.. JlcCumber's defeat was generally expected and even Townley
does not claim credit for Frazier's plurality. As far as Xon-l'artisan-sbip'in
North Dakota is concerned this result will have no effect
whatever.
This is reassuring to the rest of the country. The only regret is
that North Dakota should have required such a costly experience to
learn such an elementary lesson.
Quill Points
Husband: A verb, inclining to keep. Also a noun, used as a
target.
Somebody asks what lias become of the smut, leaflets newsboys
once sold on trains. Our guess is that they have grown up to be
i'iovcIs.
Some little girls have a good time, and some have mothers- who
are afraid they will freckle.
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
If women were philosophers, they would remove wrinkles by
putting a little fat in behind them.
, It must be annoying to be born rich and never have nn oppor
tunity to brag about your humble start.
It might help some if the stop-look-and listen signs were replaced
by -small models of the Pearly (Jutes.
Fable: Once there was a family that had a charge account and
didn't suspect the dealer of padding the bill.
Ford may poll a heavy vote for President if the election is held in
hot weather when the tilings are easy to crank.
As one waits for signs of repentance in Germany, it ocours to
one that the way of the transgressor is hard boiled.
Prof. Hooton says monkeys branched off from thc human family.
That's reasonable. We know families that are beginning to branch
RipplingRhutRQs
Walt Mafon
CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE.
'M1
drink
nt) li(ii(ir; nnd wlun I rist to pronch to jrnys, they look
atone and snicker. My l!ak is pink, hut not from drink; it comos
from scarlet fever; I sip no drops distilled from hops, for drink
is a deceiver. No beer or wine wets lips of mine, fio gin my
breath will tarnish. I'd rather die than lap up rye or other cof
fin varnish. And so I feel a helpful spiel from one who does no
drinking miirht lead tlie boys from liquid joys, and set them all
a-tliinkin . Hut when I rise to urge, advise, instill a lesson slow
ly, my crimson beak brings forth a shriek of merriment unholy.
And none will hark when I embark in truthful explanations;
men cry. jocose, Cio. bleach your nose and cease your wild liba
tions. " How fearful 'tis, how fierce, gee whiz, this outward
show of evil! How oh en wheat is good to eat, that we think
spoiled by weevil! "We should not judge with cries of "Fudge!"
the man who would uplift us. who's truly jrnoiff who bravely
would from sinful courses shift us. Although his beard is wild
and weird, although his pants are bagging, he yet may spring
some goodly thing to keep our souls from sagging.
1. 1 low citii color lie restored tin
un iiilitk Una hu ttci'fi flffiTtcil y
lU'Ui?
J. What is tho railroad distance
from ChU-ano to WuahiuBton?
3. Whafr in lurorne?
4. Httwoen what states la the
Chattuhoot'he river?
5. What are two synonyms of the
word, accompany?;
6. For what is punitae utono used?
7. What were tho descendents to
Lot called?
S. How in the governor of Alasku
selected?
9. Why nre the people vho live
in tropical countries dark eyed?
10. How high la the M;ftterhorn?
Answers to Yesterday's motions:
1. What are th requirements of
an American thoroughbred horse?
Ana. The pedigree must contain five
u neon t a minuted e rouses.
2. Who first employed the system
of having troops fight in a tiiin line?
Ans. Frederick the Oreat.
:l. To whom was the mandate of
Palestine awarded h? the League of
Nations? Ans. Great Britain.
4. How many colecules are there
in a cubic inch of air? Ans. 443
million million million.
5. How many statues can each
state contribute to statuary hall in
the capital? Ans. Two.
ti. When does the legal year
begin? Ans. January 1.
7. Is there any insect which lives
on drugs? Ans. The drug store
beetle.
S. What is the highest part of n
mountain called nt which it is pos
sible to build a pass or trail? Ans.
Military crest.
9. What are steamer ducks? Ans.
Large ducks found in South America.
HI. How old is a catfish when it.
weighs one pound? Ans. From
eight months to one year.
Harold Lloyd Film, Page
Whoa numbering. "Among . Those
Present'' Harold Uoyd can be depend
ed on to he the life of the party. He
Is present on the double feature pro
Riiuii of the Page theatre tomorrow,
Sunday nnd Monday in the capacity of
Funmiiker in Chief, and for three raeU
ha gives the audience nothing to do
hut' laugh and be happy.
The dramatic feature of the progriim
"What Women Will iDo," is a story
which has to do principally with the
reformation of a girl crook through
her association with people of clean
morals and a healthy 'environment. lii
fact the picture has an uplift idea hot
unlike "The Miracle Man." 1:
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Famous Stars at Rialto ,
One of the most remarkable pictures
seen here this season is "Forever,"
starring Elsie Ferguson and Wallace
Reid, which is now showing with im
mense success at the Rialto theatre.
The picture, a George Fitzmaurice pro,
duction of the finest grade, is one that
can, be remommended to the most
blase picture fan, because of its beau
ty, drama and appeal. The cast Is un
usually clever.
With Medford trade Is Medford mndn
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Bible Questions
and Answers
Questions
1. How many words are there in
the Bible?
2. What is the shortest book of the
Ulble?
3. What was the meaning of "Patri
arch" In the Old Testament times?
4. Who were the Pharisees ?
5. What was the meaning of "Sera
phim"? 6. Why did the Egyptian princess
rescue Moses from the bulrushes?
Answers to Yesterday's Questions
1. David was tho father of Daniel.
2. Herod the tlreut wns king of
Judea at the time of Christ's birth.
3. Morilarai held nn oftlco in tho
household of tho king.
4. An. Kgyptinn princess found
Moses In tho bulrushes.
6. . The birth of John the ltnptist was
fort-told in I. like 1.
6. Ood destroyed tho world because
of its hopeless wickedness.
COMMUNICATIONS
Challenges D. M. Lowe
To the Kdllor: Just prior to Uie re
cent primary election tins Newbury, a
candidate, announced himself as op
posed to a certain secret organisation
and their methods, which called forth
a criticism by P. M. Ixiwe wlul accused
Mr. Newbury of raising a dust to ob
scure the real Issue to be decided. Mr.
Ixiwe claimed that it was Immaterial
whether a candidate for circuit Judge
was .endorsed and approved by that
certain order, but that tho real issue
was reduction of taxes. It is now
announced that Mr. lxwe is a candi
date. In a proiHised recall election, for
the office of county sheriff.
1 would like to have Mr. I-owe nn
nounce the real issue in his cainixiiKn.
What reduction of taxes can 1 effect I
hy signing a recall petition and assist-
ins Mr. Lowe Into the sheriff's office?!
How about tlie cost of the recall elec- j
tion to the taxpayers? What lnilicics ,
I would lie put into effect in that office
which would result in more economy ;
than has the present officer? The i
sheriff's office calls for a considerable 1
amount of moral courage-' Has Mr.'
l,owe the moral courage to announce!
now what would he his official position ,
as regards the same matters that were ;
'discussed by Mr. Newbury?
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$5.00 and $6.50 values
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