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JPATIE FOUft MEDFOllD MATL TRTBUNT:, MEPFOUa ORKO.OX, AVKHNMCSDAY. APIMt.I. IJI22 Hedfoud Mail Tribune AN 1NKEPKNPKNT NKWNPAPRH PUIiLlKHKn RVKHT AKTKKNOON KX1XPT KUNI'AY BY TMK UKLl lini I'HINTINO CO. Tha Mrlford Runday Run la furnlahad ularrll-rad(lrlng a aeveu day dally n.wapapar. Offlco Mall Trlbuna nulliUnu. 3S-I7-S North rir atreot. I'hone 16. A consolidation of the Democratic Tlms. tlx Moilforil Mall, tha Mulford Trlbuiiis h Southern Oregoiilaiu The Aahlaiid Tribune. RORKRT W. Rl'HU Editor. SUMPTKH S. SMITH. ManaRar. UBtCKIPTIOa TEKMl BT MAIL In Advance: imiy, with Sumlay Kun, year .7.5P tily. with Kumlay Sun, month 71 lit, without Humlay Sun, year.... 1. 50 lly, without Sunday Sun, month 5 x-kly Mall Tribune, on year J. Oil Sunday Hun, on. year t.0 BT CARM1KH In Medford, Aahland, jackaonvllla. Central Point, Phoenix, Talent: !ally, with Sunday Sun, month 75. ally, without Sunday Sun, month .5 ally, without Sunday Sun, year.. t.M ally, with Sunday Sun. one year t it AU crina by carrier, cash In advance. Official paper or tha City of Medford. Official paper of Jackson County. rworn dally average circulation for all month mil inn Oct., S3I5 Rtitare- aa aeecmo. nana matter at Medford. Oregon, under Ui act of March i. u;. MKMBERSOF THE ASSOCIATED , . FKKSS. . ' The Associated Preaa la exclusively entitled to the uae for republication of II new a (llapatchea credited to It. or not otherwise credited In this paper, and Jeo tha local newa puhllsheil herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches hereLiware also reserved. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry. The only charge against the nest of southern democrats, cleaned out of the Kovernment engraving plant by Presi dent Harding, was conniving to elect Crown Prince McAdoo president. It is enough. v An army officer, prominent in capl tol social circles," , became prominent in shooting circles yesterday, and died with his puttees on. in the trout room. The bullet hit in a vital spot, accord ing to the best social usage. John Jones, who has been mining in the Nash dist. for years narrowly averted going to work.Tues. during a mental lapse. AFTER THE CHURCH VOTE (Eugene Register) "The voice is Jakob's voice, but the hands are the hands of Esau." H. P. MARKCSEN. Republican candidate tor county commissioner. Something should be done to shut off and up the fanatics who are always predicting a "religious war." When they finally get it. they will be exempt ed on account of flat feet The pupils of the school at Alfalfa, Ore., got drunk on moonshind Monday and the teacher had to call for help when he party got rough. It looks like the teacher, had no more control over the kids than their parents, or the police. Alfalfa is away out in the sagebrush, and its youth are not par ticular about their conduct, in daylight or dark. Only 11,000 companies have been formed In the country to make various forms of Eskimo pie a concoction having ice cream as the chief ingredi ent ' This promises to cut into the uks of the auto mechanics, groce teria props., and gas silos. T. Dill Isaacs has returned from a trip to the music center of the north west. He Is salivated with notes in the upper majors, and never wants to hear another high C. CRIME FORECAST (Pilot Rock News) Jake Marin, deputy sheriff, was here Sunday looking into the bank Ulllie Helms has a girl, it is said. This year's bumper fruit crop is in worse shape than it has ever been on -April 5th. Ruination is staring many horticulturists' in the face as usual at this time. Vncle Tom Kirk, one of the solid republicans of X'matilla county, is in town (Pendleton ' East Oregonian). Also an upstanding citizen. James J. Jeffries, ex-champion of the world has given up being an evan gelist. He did not have the nerve. J J THAT'S NICE (Albany Democrat) Mrs. Catherine Croft's old sow lias 16 -pig. All are getting along well. : There -is a lack of interest in base ball hereabouts. Nothing stirs civic enthusiasm like a good ball team, but it would encroach on co-operative com munity agitating over nothing. . It the rest of the state be the middle of bass fiddling, Greek dancing nnd Pyscho-Analysls. The valley is . still the center of the Hiscutorlal Art. Some of our Heaven sent candidates for the legislature, are running too long in the Bame place. CATARRH cf head or throat is usually benefited by the vapors of V VaroRub Oeef 17 Million Jan tW KetU4 LOOKING BACKVJ ARD. Y'X tinii's flutiijjo. If l!t'orjtt Washiitjjtou were iilivei today he would luive about as much eluinee of le'ui elected Pcvsident as J. I', .Miirnnu. This is no i-r-fleotiou on Washington. Hut lie was the wealthiest and most aristocratic gentleman in America nt the end tf llie 18th eentury. and Americans have loner siuoe nlmmloucd the practice- of choosing presidents from this class. If Lloyd (ieorge had lived two hundivd ,tttrs agtt, he would be king of F.nglaiul, and not the present George who occupies the throne. For Lloyd (Jeorge. has demonstrated he is the strongest man in Ureal Hritain. probably .n all Knrope. Instead of winning victory ;iftcp victory in Parliament. King L. (i. would he v lulling victory after victory on the field of battle. That was the political method "J00 years ago. Kings were in keen competi tion. Holding a throne was dccidVdly a matter of the survival of the fittest. All of which shows that times them. THEM'S M AIvY WF.TTIX. great granddaughter of Albert and Victoria IT A Wet tin, late of Winsdor, has of newspaper space have been devoted to the event, which seems to be a most ordinary affair, somewhat of family convenience, complicated with a bit of romance in what might be called the second best social set in England. But what of it! The happy couple differ only from other happy couples iu the world in the fact that their children will not have the tremendous advantage in the race of' life which comes to young people who have to get out and make names and fortunes and places for themselves, but instead will have these things all bred for them, great hindering humps on their backs grow n there by other people's toil. And that's that. Some time this spring the great horny-handed American, who invented a binder and reaper, will he married to a Swiss riding master three times her age, and maybe four. The happy couple, will differ from other happy couples only in the fact that her folks will sniff at his folks, instead of having his folks sniff at her folks, which is the general way in America. And that's that. And. also, them's them. What of it? Why the' excitement? What's all the shoot in' about ? Two decades, three possibly, four maybe, and at most five, and the happy couple will be as careless of what happens as the royal mum mies iu the museum. lUnv much white paper is covered with nothing in particular! Win. Allen White in Judge. Quill God made the world round; only "Man with eleven w ives may be iible A lot of people who arc too nice 1 tiou. There is' something wrong in Europe. Not a single cabinet has re signed this week. . 1 As we understand it the effort shops without the pail. ' ' A coal strike isn't wholly without merit. It always boosts the price of laud in Florida. Thrift consists in loving a savings account more than the good opinion of the neighbors. Guns are commonly used; but cf your home is to marry the right A European, touring America, says he could break Monte Carlo. l'.ut why should he, when he can lecture iu America There will always be men to express honest opinions without Tear of consequences. The poor we have with us always. , Now if there's any emotion, activity or ambition that hadn't had a "week" 'dictated to it, let it speak up promptly. Evidently nioht of the modern evils are under control.' The pure in heart have begun to jump on poor old Darwin'again. The original Homer never pulled down $7.),(KK) a year, and froni this we infer that it is more profitable to smile a liorschide than a lyre. RipplingRhuniGs . J r . ia x' ht rWaltMafon THE SLAYERS. THE murderers, in countless scores, ure loafing in a hundred t jails, all hoping that the prison doors will open when their luck prevails. Xo doubt they think the law is rank that jails them, 'even for a time, for pulling off onie playful prank, like murder, or a kindred crime. In cozy cells the slayers nit ; and nil around them quiet reigns; red-handed ladies calmly knit, and gory gents niiike horsehair chains. They loll around in gilded ease, they labor not and bear no yoke; we used to hang such birds as these long since when justice was no joke. But now there's no such, doom as that for those who butcher fellow-guys; the gloomy hangman 's growing fat, for-lack of wholesome exercise. The murderers are borne to jail vvhen fiit their crimes have made us stare, and there's some piffle, flat and stale, about the gallows or the chair. And then we turn our thoughts away, to other grafts, the coin we chase; and on the street, some pleasant day, we meet the killers face to face. They've been paroled or pardoned out, some witness flunked, some juror died; some enterprising legal scout has founds loophole, big and wide. ' And thus our modern justice runs where it's concerned with slayer skates; they're going now to purchase guns to kill some other delegates. . vhange and human nature w ith THEM. married a princeling, utul acres gnuiddaugjhtcr of a husky oldj Points men can make it square. insane." It sounds darned reason to say "sweat" say "piespira- of reformers is' to place bucket the best way to protect the honor kind of woman. HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW? 1 What Is the rutins ;uu Iu tier many? 2 What U the meaning of daisy? 3 Who Is ilu only person who can uiTost the sheriff? I Why Is wood used for ivfi Ircm tor walla ami flivleaa cookers? S How deep Is the Uimul ('union?) i5 In uhout what year was Colum bus bom? T When were th first flitted States silver' quarters mul dimes coined ? 8 Which was tho first country to make arliitrntiou of lmluU'lul disputes compulsory? 9 How much money have our school children deposited In batiks this year? 10 Is tho speed or the earth In creasing or decivHsliii;? Answs to Yesterday's Questions 1 In want states do the largest por-j centimes of peoplo ko to college? Alls. I Oregon, Iowa and I'tuh. !! What are synthetic pcrfumon? Ans. Perfumes which arc manufac tured and not distilled from (lowers. 3 What docs primrose menu? Ana. First rose of spring. 4 What state litis the greatest num ber of hogs? Ans. Iowa. 6 Why is helium better tluin hydro gen in airships? Ans. Hecauso ll Is nun-exploslve. 6 To what country do the Ilermii Una belong? Ans. Kncluml. "-How long Is tliii Aiiuuou liver? Ans. .1300 miles. ' 5 What country owus tho Caroline Islands? Ans. Japan. ,' What was the blgnetn .animal Hint ever lived? Aus. A b.mto sauius, a herbivorous dinoanur. I Iu was a reptile the sire of several elephants with a long neck and louver tall. 10 Who was "Molly Pitcher "? Ans, Mary Ludwig, n heroine of llie Amer ican Revolution. Offi cer Disguised As C t i n r , "cufrweigtii, rreivei decision over ocnool Hoy, Gefs Wine nuv sieK(.i m ten rounds. AUtKUT I.KA-Clarence Kklimd. OAKLAND, Cal., April 5.-Fifteen Sheridan, Wyo., defeuted llelnier .Myre hundred gallons of wine were selied 'n'' l-a Jn two of tlirvt fulls, at a grocery store opisisite the Techni-j Jl'AKKZ Fearless Perns, Atlanta cal high school hero after a policeman 1 ""clslon over I la nip Krown. U-dlsg-uised as a rp schu.il sophomore, j ,on (",u 1,1 '"' of fffteen r.mnils. carryinB his books on a strap, had 1 lsiight a gallon und a half, aec.irding to a reiiort on file at police Inailoii.ir- ters today, rested. Tho proprietor was ar- Largest Walnut Tree OROVILLK. Calif. OMvllle claims the largest English walnut tree lit California. Tho bin tree, which grows on tho propeity of Anna O. ilutman in this city, has a ttuuk four feet In diameter and is ntorw than So feet high. ' t . y . . 1 ' ' :-z:&Z;JWi v'-v m " - lake yourproccrs word Jo 'or YOURGROCERknows the high quality of Folgcf's Golden Gate CofTcc. He knows that the name of Folgcr has meant "good coffee" for almost three quarters of a century. Take his word for it and let hiin send you a vacuum packed tin of Folgcr's Golden Gate CofTcc today. You'll like it it's "difTorcnt in taste from other coflfee and better." J. A. FOLGER Si CO. San Franciieo Kamat Cily Uallai , Shiuuka, Japan LET S PAINT, CLEAN UP AND BEAUTIFY MEDFORD. THIS is llie beginning of I'aint and I'lruu l'p A'eelt, locally and nationally mid let's take this clean-up business no rjously. The town is mt distressingly dirty, hut always at the end of winter a lot of trash is found kicking about that clutters up the landscape, Kvery individual householder etui take an hour or two and find rubbish around Jhe premises that went im pot iced before. And when he gets it cleaned up. he will feel us virtuous as a senium ry htudrnt after his first senium to a choice lot of hardened old siuiicl's, The dirt is going out. of course, going out in fine fashion, And when the backyards and the alleys and the basements mid the woodsheds and all other tirtsh-aeeiiinulatiiig jihieen have been cleaned out, let's keep tlniii clean, Moreover, let's beautify the town this year. The past two or three seasons we have made a good start. A few householders have slicked up their front yards, planted flowers and kept the dandelions down, hut the rest of us just poked along ami allowed the weeds to take us. That's bad. It is not iu accord with Med ford's eleiuicut fash ion of doing things. Let's expel the dirt and the rubbish, but let's plant beauty spots flower beds and shrubs and trees-ami keep the lawns and parkings cut and well watered, ami watch the old town loom up like the tiardeu of Eden. There will he satisfaction and pleasure in doing this that will far outweigh the little effort ami expense involved. Mcautify Medford and keep her beautiful. NKV Yl)K-I.oul l"lrio. cham pion heavyweight boxer of South America defeated Joe MeCanti. local heuviwelKht scoring a technical knockout In sixth round, IIOI.YOKK Captain IWit. Itoper. Koanoke, Va., given derision over I'al McNaney In fourth round of scheduled ten round. HUSTON Pave Shade. Collfornla COMMUNICATIONS Iteenrtlliis Klumutli Trortff. ' To the KtMtor: K.K.uiIlim- the nitl. lv ,r Cm.ruv T. ,'lllii In Kntur.fny Mall Tribune. n- titled "Uevrlop Tiuitf With Khititith vln Truck Lin.-." Mr. fi.lllna cover the Kiihjt-et very well, n't iff he' make one atiiteincnt that I wlah 1., correct, He tHta, "The vnlli Ape not ruiw nemlv n,.ni;h iH-riie t.i buiiIv it the tvitula of Jvliiiunttl Knlla." Tlint stiili'ltlent to llie SecillS tinged with renl eMate liunynitry g.ii., ax a mat ter of fuel, KUimiith ut tin lime aline llie r. turn l-e.-n al l- In lintiille in in nil tlie lieriiea offend them by the berry grower of lliU i alley. Never, tllelexs, Klaiiiulli I our lutfit outlet for iM-rrlea, utiU tl a tuiiht truck line aetilie nil umiriit-d vil I Ik iiiu tually benefitted. C. II. UOWIM.U Perry tlioiver. Iti ny.l.ile April 5, IHSTJ. TWICE PROVEN Mr. Win. t'loirlev St.. Mfilfunl, a;; RlllihlcKt ullai k ef ii mil I f,. unit huii nj N. CrapK I neier had the kidney Iron Mo in V tm k. Hooit nfur thai, I Pegiin to notice my Mil lion m Unit Ineirulnily ninl'l had v-ro pnliiH In the Miinll of my lut k. It pained au ut ttii a I eotihln't utixip mid I could g' t no ret nt tilht. I uhoiI piuster and llnknni. hut not no belli until I heuan Ualiig lonn Kidney rills. In e than two werka I fi-ll lieller lilld four lmea of Donn a cured tne." t Hlatiiiient fclvrn Kep. teml.er 14. tHOT.) il March 22, .t 3 2 'I. Mr. ChiirUv K.-ild: "I haw the Name good opln- llon of tHitin- n when I flrat rndm wd I them. Their cenlomil w keep my kldneya III Rood condition," ( IT lee 0c nt nil dealer. I'uii'l klilit" y reinrdy wt l'l'lthrthe same tlint 1 'mpty oak'foT t ""WJ'sJs ldy KKter-.Mlllti Mfr. Ituffaln, X V. Adv, ANNOUNCEMENTS J 1 WhlU Rotary, new . $01 .STATE REPRESENT ATI V 8 L . . ' ... I hereby announce my candidacy fori SUndard Rotary, new J53 tha republican nomination fur rcpro-il WhlU RoUry, UBed $20 arntatlve la the stale letflnlutura at luxS Wheeler WiUon, used $18 .viay primary. Adv. JOHN' 11. CARKIN. I announce myself aw a candidate, for Reprrinntattve In the IKlnlutun-. on tlm Kuptibllcan ticket, iiitJ"ct to the primaries In May. Adv. ' ' It A L!' 1 1 CWW0ILI-. COUNTY COMMISSIONER Tho. Blmpaon, of Anhland, anthorlies hit announcono-nt aa a Can didal for tbc Domination for the office of County Comtnlsalonitr of Jackaon Couuty, tibjcct to the dirlaon of thn ltipul)llian votere of aald county at the Primary Klcctlou, May I'Jth, 1922. - - - A1. 1 am a candidate for tho nomination fr County Commlaalonr of Jackaon ounty, on the Itopiihltcan ticket, tuin jitcl to the declalon of tho votcra nt thn primary to be held Mny Hub, 10J. Adv. (irXMUJK Al.l'OIUi. I hoeulx. 7 Medford Cafeteria For Real Home Cooking ItrtNiKfaalM-'a 1 run.) 0 In 10 u. in Hum aiirl I'kkm mid delicious uf fie ami Coffiv Special Dinner Every Sunday " Wti MiiUo ii 8M-cliiltj of Wtnlii Dinner I'mkIo -., -i -)liral4WMn,. l'iiNtrlN, AnylblnK CiNilietl to Orilri' fllSf f. IfftWKM.. I'rop. A Catholic Removes His Hat "I When passing a'Catholio Church, as a mark of respect and honor to God who really and truly dwells therein, Just as ho, liko every good American, removos his hat in respect and honor to the flag passing by THE FATHER OF AMERICAN SHORTHAND, , . THOMAS LLOYD, WAS A CATHOLIC Tliewi atlvei'lWiiienla inacrled dully mid pulrl for by o unlive Culbolic Medford btihlneMN men ulio iM'ileve In their religion. CURED BY A NATIVE HERB tin hoard a Vcnncl tioiuul for Indlii t'eeentlv, u until witN hllU'ii by a jmiIniiuoiiH reptile: Jiutll the Mill)) doc tut- fulled In cotitrt'l the poison fioil xpl'cmllnil Ihi'iiunh I Ox hvnUuii, In it day the lenmi reached purl, An Imllali lue. Urine until was aciil fur n ho lu uilureil a mi m e Iiki Ii which MUlekly allayed tile iuliil mill tile timo'M lite huh nn i'il. Knots lillil liel'tia l" imtUi'e'H an NlxtiiulH III CKIIiliillllIK illaetine. Thill Hell-know ll ineilllue fur ailment p. eulliir in uiuiieii, l,ydlti K. I'ltikham'V Vcieliitie I'oiiipnliutt, l irprei from fouls mid herbs. poaaecsliiK iiicttlclutil protierilea of ureal value In Hie trciiliiicnt of Niieh iiCiiicuta. I This la proved by tlu letlrra tr reeoiiiineiiiliition we ure continually liuMlNlilna In tills paper fur It, Adv, m 4 BOY, HOWDY! "Ill lV U wllClV I riJlVt' lIlO luit'C uf Nolilt IH'W pilf rill lis. I'll just make nty last year's Npriiij; suit ! fr this year. It will li fine after I have Juid it .Master Cl misetl." Master Cleaner and Dyeri. Mitny ilolUia tun) Im kMinl ly uolntf lh "lni.ier 1eniiiK Srilce1" wvall HI laki urn Mm' limit CLEM-UP WEEK To make room for new thlpment 1922 "Slngeri" We t are sacrificing those Sewing Machines . 1 Singer Tailor Mach., used .. $20 1 Long Shuttle Singer, used ... $25 1 Comfort drop head, used ... $13 1 New Royal Drop Head, used $10 1 White U. 8. Drop Head, used $8 1 Amazon Drop Head, used $7 While They Last, at 10 8. Fir Phone 215-R RADIO PHONE Deliveries on Complete Units Art Way Behind . WE LIST STANDARD SETS Placo your order now , We sell complete plans for those who wish to build their own sots Renard Electric Co. Phono 1000 108 N, Centrat Efficient Work Reasonable Prices W O O D ! Fir IM.fMl Tier anil up. Utah Kk Coal 1 0.50 Ton. , MEDFORD FUEL CO. rw V imil Tilrl riione 3i'J
