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paof, Form MEDFORD MATT; TftTfttTNE. MT.DFOUD, OHKOOV. FRIDAY, MAKOIT .U 1ft2 Medford MAIL tribune ANMNnKPENHKNT NEWSPAPFU fUULlMUKI) KVKHY AKTFRNOON , KXKCPT Fl'NKAt tlV TUB MKUl'OIUJ PRINTING CO. Ann niruroru punany pun rurnmna uunerlWra deilrlng a vt,a day dally nswapaper. Offle Malt Trlhima Hnllillnv North Fit ulrnvt. I'iiouo SS-I7-S9 A consolidation of th Democratic Titnf, tli Me.lfor.1 Mall, the MeUMrd Tribune, the Southern Oregoniau. The AjihlanJ Tribune. ROBRRT W. RT'HL, F.lltor. ' 8UMPTER 8. SMITH. Manager. TTBSCBirTTOB TMII BT MAIL In Advance: pally, with Sunday Pun, year .T.K0 I4illy. With Sumlav Sun. month .7S Ially, without Sunday Sun, year.. .M Inlly, without Sunday 8un, month .." Weekly Mall Tribune, one year J.00 Sunday Sun, one yer SM Bf: CARRIER In Medford. Ashland, Jacksonville, Central 1'olnt. PhoenU, Talent: ' pally, with Sunday Sun, month .75 tally, without Sunday Sun, month ' Dally, without Sunday Sun. yer T.So Ially, with Sunday Sun, one vear I SO . All term by camu.-. cash lr, advance. AN OSTRICH COMEDY. R ElTiUk'AN LKAOKR MONDF.LISS niiiiounecmeiit is tunus- inr. W i 1 1 1 tin' solemnity of tlio wily ostrich, he places his hend iu a pile of words, nnd proceeds to obliterate the danger of a conflict With the president 1 " What a silly pcrforinniice. It fools no one, not even the hard headed representative from Wyoming himself. , Of course there has been a rift in the lute of the White House C'on jirossional entente. The newspapers haven't iiianiifHctured the split. The principals have been supplying the evidence for months. President Harding opposed the so-called farm bloc, and the farm Moc proceeded to win on the tariff, the income tax and all along the line. . f The President declared he would sanction no bonus bill not fi nanced by a sales tax. -The House proceeded to draft imd pass a bonus bill with the sales tax eliminated. The President announced his oppositou to the reduction of the army and navy below certain limits, the House proceeded to draft a bill poiug below those limits. . . . hy, m the face of these facts, vociferously maintain, "There lias never been a time in the last (punter century when the relations between the President and Congress, particularly the house of rvpre- Pitred" tta aemma matter at c(ntrttive wer. mmti rtl.triviiiit eoi-,ti-il Hvmrnitlwitisi nn.l lnitii,itiiiiio ' Medford. Oreson. under tbe act of March I 1 V -. t . " . The personal relations are cordial of course. That is the Presi- dent's way, and a very good iyay. lie neither swings a big stick, uor fires rhetorical shafts of scorn upon pygmy minds. Put everyone knows that the official relations have not been har monious, and that sooner or later President Harding must assert bis "leadership and organize a working support, or the present discord will degenerate into a regular Killkenny eat affair, rcadering construc tive progress impossible. . , . . . Meet the facts". ' DoVt try to dodge them. If this is a fair sanipk' of Mr. Moudell's lotnlershij he better retire. Official paper of the City ot Vedford i Official paper of Jackson County. Bwora dallv average circulation for - all month ending Oct., tSl. 1355 . MEMBERS OK THR ASSOCIATED PRKSa The Associated Press la exclusively entitled to the us for republication of all newa dlnnatclies credited to It. or not otherwise credited In this paper, and also tlx locutl news-published herein. - All right! of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Parry. Tomorrow is All there are none. - Tool's Day, and "GOVERNOR VISITS HERE ON PROLONGATION OF WEAK END" (Hdllne Mountain View, CaL Leadet). How unusual! - Tourist alibi no. 16S, or going to Maine en 41 on account of ill health of wife, is now employed extensively by prospective gypsies with no kids in school, , . NOW HE'LL REMEMBER (Ashland Tidings) , Eniile Forget has purchased a new Chevrolet car of the ,'"490" -type through the Buick-Chevrolet - sales agency. The Anti-Saloon League through its $50,000 per year boss urges people to drink coffee, instead of alleged liquor. Via beanery Java, the same results will be attained without any gaiety. A bill is before congress to loan Liberia 5 billion dollars a billion less UlBU VUQ ISUUU9. 1UOSU1 14 V Is ao wau will be of great benefit to Wall St. and the Bank of England it is not a "raid on the treasury." Quill Points If Ananias had lived, it would be rather amusing to hear him talk about his golf score. The war, at least, taught us to speak of individual races aud states, iastead of "Them Europeans." Dante lived too early, Thiuk oMbe price he might have received for the motion picture rights. It is all right to take pride iu our merchant marine, but apparently we shall have to put something else in. The atmosphere of culture at a ladies' opening the windows to let the smoke out. It isn't altogether love that blinds a wife looks seedy in last year's spring suit. tea could be improved by man to the fact that his The old fashioned thief convicted in Klamath county ot stealing a horse now wishes he had taken a 4d. . . BACKSLIDING r. (Oregon City Enterprise) The party that stole an overcoat from the Methodist church is linown. If it is not returned with- tin the week, he will have to ex- ' plain it to the judge. i.A 11th hour political canard arrived this morning at 8:45. If many more movie kings and queens get mixed up in tantalizing scandals, the public will begin to lose faith in them. Sermons by radiophone will effec tively put a stop to the devout trick of dropping pants buttons in the collec tion box. 'An Iduho farmer shot a sheriff while mad over paying his taxes. If any thing will reduce them this will, and alt the needless commissions can be retained. Guv Holmes of E. Pt was seen on our streets Friday from Eagle Point. It is not often one can see a man on our streets from Eagle Point. AS USUAL .. .; .. (Yreka Journal) , The Humbug Mining company have uncovered some very encour-- aging prospects the last week at their mine on Humbug Creek. There appears to be a concerted effort to give the Lion's tail some thing in the nature of a permanent twist..' HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW? IP1L I YD G ivtiU'V f'f uliiti' fur' ImllK. ilt-nli'il I ivnlly Unit 1 lU'iLilliiHi Vlri'l'iiy of irtu whlctt hud l',i rli'ClilulKd - . India,' Hud tfduiibil. 1 What la the character of the laiul in tlio center of Australia ? S Whew la Pun ro run (Pi? S r'or wlutf'is it tuml? i tx Ellis Inland belonir t tlio fnlle.1 States? 5 Is thp Kpwovth l.eneuo of ICnd IImIi of American orlcin? d -From' what Is the nsmo Kiwoitli taken? 7 Who In Admiral llorttiy? 8 What liuiat be t lip velocity of ii bullet to maK Its curve ptuallal to the curve of tho earth? 9 Into what body of wnlor does the Thames river enipty? 10 What form of government has Orent Hrltatn? Answers to Yesterday's Questions j 1 How ar all imrts of the body! Kept ot the same temperature? Atis. Hy 'circulation of tho blood. 'S Have we an ambassador to Mex hv? Ana. No. 3 Is th Woolworth ' bulMlttK in New York hlcher tlinn Rlfel tower In PnHs? Ana. No. 4 Is trade with the Philippines called domestic or foivtmi trade? Aim. Our tradtt with tho Philippines Is called forelcn. 5 How old Ik the present Shalt of rcrslu? Ans. Twenty-four. The ahah is Ahmed Mlrta. 6 Is the Island of Porto Ulco a protectorate- of tho t nltcd Stales or a possession? Ans. It la a possession. 7 What poem lonliilns the line, -li.tckward. turn backward O Time In your fllchf? Ans. "li.K-k Me to Sleep," by Kllnbeth Akers Allen. S What laitRuiiRe is spoken in Haiti? Ans. French. S Whei-e Is tht Gulf or Uabos? Ans. Off the coast of Algeriu. 10 What grpat 8eay)rt is located on Mersey river? Ans. Liverpool, England. CHARGE Card of Thanks We wish to tlinuk the kind friends and neighbors, who symputhlxed with us in the loss of our husband and father. Also for the many beautiful rioral pieces especially those given by the school children. 8 MRS. M. FOLEY AND FAMILY. BY MILLIONAIRE; NKW YOUIC. Mm-. 31.- 1'hlllp M. Lydlrt tudiiy tleiiled thu nllefialUih uinde by V. i:. Hlokca, iiitllloimli hotel n, In it hitler to Mrs, Philip Uvdltf, to thcYrrect that he, t.Mr. l,y-' dial Imd been Inlhmtle with Mrs Helen KlWell Klwuixl Nlokea. Mi,' ih lit Kiiropo mid I ho muti" luetit a Ismie.l IhiiuiKh Ills tlluiiirt lore.' m "I Imve never been mniiiiiiiled wllh the preeiit Mrs. Slokes." Iho deulul read. "Furthermore, I liuvs never tuet W. K, Htukes." Situiiiel t'nteriiiyer, nttoritey fur Mrs. Stokes In her niot iiuiilnxt tin hotel limn for the resloritttim uf her dower ilctit, fnd the letter eontuin luw the i lui ) ; vs In eourt Tuesduy. .Mrs. I .yd Ik was married to. I'blllp M lillu lifter she linil divorced Mr. Stoke, her first hiisbnnd. She huIi enuntly dlvr'ed Mr. I .yd In Sae TflUA for infants invalids v s wX y lorlick's tl Original Avoid Imitations land Tf.J. ,'.,.. For Infants, fn valid iarowtnuOlldrsn RI.:hmt1k,matid grain rtrtlnPwdr Tha Ottsinal Pood-Drink Fuf All Agts IN C Ma,,. tWLMn DIUb! l .uil Kemllntr Not to Oult. " ULiflMX. Miir. 51 In the house of lords toibiv l.frd Wlnti rtoii. under1 Saturday's Special 20: ; OFF ON ALL SILVER WAKE All new stock, fully guaranteed. Now is tho time to buy your set, or fill in with the extra pieces. ' ' FAY E; DIAMOND, Jeweler ; , . . Medford v , ItrrukltiK Arkim-au HEL.KNA. Ark.. Mar. 30. -A trie phone mesMaEO from Old Town this afternoon nskrd for 100 nit.n Imme diately to work on tho hvee, n se. tiotj of which gie way tmliiy. Fifty to men were sent and mure will fol lov ris noon thi-v enn be fnum). Didn't Relish Two Years of Starvation 't have delay 11 writing to no If 111V r I i f U n.1 normnnnnl- v tVutomobiles ronliln't be dangerous if the horse-power of the en-1 lhnt 1 am UM-nne. Thr dK- gine was proportioped to the horse sense of the driver. ach und no mcdudno would iiei me. but your Mayr'a Wonderful Jtemedy hus done so. I am now a well man ttgaln after two years of starvation and suffering." It Is a simple, harm less preparation that removes the ca tarrhal mucus from the intestinal tract and 'allays the Inflammation, which causes praetlonlly all stomach, liver and intestinal ailments. Includ ing appendicitis. One dore will con vince or money refunded. At all druKKlslM- Adv. Conquest of the air hasn't reached the point where the inflation of currency will make it rise to the level of expenses. The best way to keep time from hanging heavy on your hands is to put some callouses on 'em. Living in the country lias a humanizing effect In the city you don't know your iieighbors well enough to gossip about thein. A tooth brush is a great convenience ; and then, it is uico to have something on the place the neighfiors won't try to borrow. A fresh breeze sprang up Thurs. eve as unexpectedly as a new candidate for the legislature, and was quite pugilistic, whipping flags, coattails, uwningB and" ballet skirts.. Sunday blue laws will soon occupy the attention of the' upper and lower bouses ot Garden Seed Distribution. Tho accidental passHse of the law will be as soothing as the Volstead Act, and twice as well observed. One of the Carpenter boys, who has been scattering himself indiscrimin ately over the face ot the earth all winter, is due home sooh. The other will remain in the Old World indefin itely. What has become of G rover Herg doli, Ktigetie Dobs, and Chart Egan? , ; S i ' '. ' Hoy KilU llandit. ': MINNEAPOLIS. Minn, March 31. Kddie M. Kosenfield, 22 year old clerk and grammar high school ath lete shot and killed one bandit and seriously wounded another late last night during an attempted holdup at the IdiKfilln drug store in, North Min RipplinjjRhijCQS Walt Moron ANNOUNCEMENTS GOOD FOR DUCKS. LONG the rain had been descending, and the town was like a lake, and the wails of people, blending, made the famous welkin quake. And when neighbors got together they pursued the .common game, and they all denounced the weather as a bald aud beastly shame. But today I met a gaffer who has comfort of his own ; he.'s a sort of chronic laugher who is never heard (o groan. "Yes," he said, "the weather's sappy, and the tireless torrents pour, but the' little ducks are happy as they never were before.' And I think we should not quarrel with the weather. though it's 'wet, for' the ducks are highly moral and deserve the good they get. "With your groans and hully-checings you disturb the public peace ; yet I doubt if human beings count for more than ducks and geese. Ducks are fond of moistened wafer and they like' to swim and dive, and on' droughty days' they totter, scar cely more than half alive. They are glad when rain is drumming on the woods, and creeks are wet, but they take whatevcr's com ing, and they quack no vain regret. When the sun again is shining, and your life seems slick as grease, you will hear no loud repining from the grand old ducks and geese. There is weather, for the gander, there is weather for the hen, and the man should control his dander if the rain starts in again." STATE REPRESENTATIVE I horcby announce' my candidacy for the republican nomination for repre sentative lu the state lclnlaturu at the May primary. Adv. JOHN II. CAHK1N. I announce myself ns a candidate for Representative In the LeKislaturc, on the Republican ticket, subject to the primaries in May. Adv. RALPH COWGH..L. COUNTY1 COMMISSIONER Thos. II. Simpson, of . Ashland, authorites his announcement as a Can didate fo the nomination for the office of County Commissioner of Jackson County, subject to tho derision of the Republican voters of said county at the Primary Election. May 19th. 1922 Adv. I am a candidate for the nomination for County Com mistt loner of Jackson oiinty, on tho Republican ticket, sub ject to tho decision of the voters at tho primary to bo held May 19th, 1922. Adv. GEORGK ALFORD, ITiOenlx. MANN'S The Best Goods for the Price. No Matter What tho Price MANN'S 1 1 ' T " i ii i 1 1 i i Spring Styles Are Here Better Clothes Greater Values ' i ' ,M i We arc now muly to show ymi Sprint; t'li'tla s. Wc have the new idus in holtt tinoc and fndric tli.it Imvc conn in witji the now m'iishii. You nmy ulwnys de pend on us for style li'aderlii'. This Sprint; our fiiuiotiH nuikes t-'ivc yoa new .stuiuliird of value as well ns style, the f.ilirics are of finest Ipnilily. tlic titiU'iiui: js cunfully done You p't clothes, tiat snt- isfv, ami v nroaiUeti to pm-onlv n moderate- price, i'. STYIEPLUS CLOTHES $25 $30' $35 TWEED SUITS $35 $40 $45 . i 5". The Suit with Two- I'uir of 1'iuiK Two pair IhiIiIch the wear. Suits for l'.ovs - ! 115.50 to $18.00 " litr'e line of Kelt Hats $2.50 to 5.00 Vun llelisou Collars Mann's Department Store THE STORE FOR EVERYBODY MAIL ORDERS FILLED PROMPTLY POSTAGE PREPAID Van llellsoll Collins Why We Are Catholics W'v art' Catholics U'causo w are AmeilejinM, native of Uu Mill. And AnieiiiHiiH more than olhi-rs have abundant rcaHons for Ix-lnj; Catholics. ColumlitiM liimsclf was a Catholic; it was his Maunrh tin wavering alleKlance to his Catholic faith that nuulo it possible for Win to lie. inliiMliu -l to hi royal Catholic jiatronn, who cnabltMl him to net out on lib) unpiiralied voyage 'of diseovery. Ttie primary woimi and .object of the Kfeat nuvUtator waa to propagate the Catliolic faith and it waa utliolic money, fui-nlshcd by tho Catliolic Clitirrli, tliat piircliused and fitt-d out his palling vewM'Is. JOHN I1AHKV, THH FATHLK OK Til K Ali:i'ACAS XAVV WAS A CATHOLIC. . These advcrtiitcmcnta insetted daily and paid for by two native Medford lusln men wlvo iM'llevo in their i-olilon. Clearing Sale of Typewriters 2 Remington Xo. 10 JD.OO 1 Noiseless Ho.OO 1 h. V. Smith.. : 25.00 1 T'ndenvood 50.00 1 Coroim .'J5.00 1 Corona ..,. 40.0J All in first uIukh nhupn. Kfand brick of cverv inachine to he as rcproHPiited. si I Medford Book Store N. Cetitiut Su ', . I'liono 112 "The lltwy, Street" ' "KEEP SMILING" DRS. BRAY AND HOFFMAN . - . f. . are no longer associated after April 1st. DR. BRAY will be in offices 313, 314, 315, Medford bldg. (with Dr. Bursell). Of fice'phone 29. Residence 194. "KEEP SMILING? ft q i f m s h u m n Cherro Hard Wheat ' Flour Guaranteed At Your Or overs Kelly-Springfield Tires got their "reputation in the same way Methuselah got his by out lasting their contemporaries. McCUISTON & McMURRAY South Front Hlreet l'lioiiu 1)3 neapolis.- ' a-. " .