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AN OSTRICH COMEDY.
R
ElTiUk'AN LKAOKR MONDF.LISS niiiiounecmeiit is tunus-
inr. W i 1 1 1 tin' solemnity of tlio wily ostrich, he places his hend
iu a pile of words, nnd proceeds to obliterate the danger of a conflict
With the president 1 "
What a silly pcrforinniice. It fools no one, not even the hard
headed representative from Wyoming himself.
, Of course there has been a rift in the lute of the White House C'on
jirossional entente. The newspapers haven't iiianiifHctured the split.
The principals have been supplying the evidence for months.
President Harding opposed the so-called farm bloc, and the farm
Moc proceeded to win on the tariff, the income tax and all along the
line. . f
The President declared he would sanction no bonus bill not fi
nanced by a sales tax. -The House proceeded to draft imd pass a
bonus bill with the sales tax eliminated.
The President announced his oppositou to the reduction of the
army and navy below certain limits, the House proceeded to draft a
bill poiug below those limits. . . .
hy, m the face of these facts, vociferously maintain, "There lias
never been a time in the last (punter century when the relations
between the President and Congress, particularly the house of rvpre-
Pitred" tta aemma matter at c(ntrttive wer. mmti rtl.triviiiit eoi-,ti-il Hvmrnitlwitisi nn.l lnitii,itiiiiio '
Medford. Oreson. under tbe act of March I 1 V -. t
. " . The personal relations are cordial of course. That is the Presi-
dent's way, and a very good iyay. lie neither swings a big stick,
uor fires rhetorical shafts of scorn upon pygmy minds.
Put everyone knows that the official relations have not been har
monious, and that sooner or later President Harding must assert bis
"leadership and organize a working support, or the present discord will
degenerate into a regular Killkenny eat affair, rcadering construc
tive progress impossible. . , . . .
Meet the facts". ' DoVt try to dodge them. If this is a fair sanipk'
of Mr. Moudell's lotnlershij he better retire.
Official paper of the City ot Vedford
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- all month ending Oct., tSl. 1355
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Parry.
Tomorrow is All
there are none. -
Tool's Day, and
"GOVERNOR VISITS HERE ON
PROLONGATION OF WEAK END"
(Hdllne Mountain View, CaL Leadet).
How unusual!
- Tourist alibi no. 16S, or going to
Maine en 41 on account of ill health
of wife, is now employed extensively
by prospective gypsies with no kids in
school, , .
NOW HE'LL REMEMBER
(Ashland Tidings)
, Eniile Forget has purchased a
new Chevrolet car of the ,'"490"
-type through the Buick-Chevrolet
- sales agency.
The Anti-Saloon League through its
$50,000 per year boss urges people to
drink coffee, instead of alleged liquor.
Via beanery Java, the same results
will be attained without any gaiety.
A bill is before congress to loan
Liberia 5 billion dollars a billion less
UlBU VUQ ISUUU9. 1UOSU1 14 V Is ao wau
will be of great benefit to Wall St. and
the Bank of England it is not a "raid
on the treasury."
Quill Points
If Ananias had lived, it would be rather amusing to hear him talk
about his golf score.
The war, at least, taught us to speak of individual races aud states,
iastead of "Them Europeans."
Dante lived too early, Thiuk oMbe price he might have received
for the motion picture rights.
It is all right to take pride iu our merchant marine, but apparently
we shall have to put something else in.
The atmosphere of culture at a ladies'
opening the windows to let the smoke out.
It isn't altogether love that blinds a
wife looks seedy in last year's spring suit.
tea could be improved by
man to the fact that his
The old fashioned thief convicted in
Klamath county ot stealing a horse
now wishes he had taken a 4d.
. . BACKSLIDING
r. (Oregon City Enterprise)
The party that stole an overcoat
from the Methodist church is
linown. If it is not returned with-
tin the week, he will have to ex-
' plain it to the judge.
i.A 11th hour political canard arrived
this morning at 8:45.
If many more movie kings and
queens get mixed up in tantalizing
scandals, the public will begin to lose
faith in them.
Sermons by radiophone will effec
tively put a stop to the devout trick of
dropping pants buttons in the collec
tion box.
'An Iduho farmer shot a sheriff while
mad over paying his taxes. If any
thing will reduce them this will, and
alt the needless commissions can be
retained.
Guv Holmes of E. Pt was seen on
our streets Friday from Eagle Point.
It is not often one can see a man on
our streets from Eagle Point.
AS USUAL
.. .; .. (Yreka Journal) ,
The Humbug Mining company
have uncovered some very encour--
aging prospects the last week at
their mine on Humbug Creek.
There appears to be a concerted effort to give the Lion's tail some
thing in the nature of a permanent twist..'
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
IP1L
I
YD G
ivtiU'V f'f uliiti' fur' ImllK. ilt-nli'il I ivnlly Unit
1 lU'iLilliiHi Vlri'l'iiy of
irtu whlctt hud l',i rli'ClilulKd - . India,' Hud tfduiibil.
1 What la the character of the laiul
in tlio center of Australia ?
S Whew la Pun ro run (Pi?
S r'or wlutf'is it tuml?
i tx Ellis Inland belonir t tlio
fnlle.1 States?
5 Is thp Kpwovth l.eneuo of ICnd
IImIi of American orlcin?
d -From' what Is the nsmo Kiwoitli
taken?
7 Who In Admiral llorttiy?
8 What liuiat be t lip velocity of ii
bullet to maK Its curve ptuallal to
the curve of tho earth?
9 Into what body of wnlor does
the Thames river enipty?
10 What form of government has
Orent Hrltatn?
Answers to Yesterday's Questions j
1 How ar all imrts of the body!
Kept ot the same temperature? Atis.
Hy 'circulation of tho blood.
'S Have we an ambassador to Mex
hv? Ana. No.
3 Is th Woolworth ' bulMlttK in
New York hlcher tlinn Rlfel tower In
PnHs? Ana. No.
4 Is trade with the Philippines
called domestic or foivtmi trade? Aim.
Our tradtt with tho Philippines Is
called forelcn.
5 How old Ik the present Shalt of
rcrslu? Ans. Twenty-four. The ahah
is Ahmed Mlrta.
6 Is the Island of Porto Ulco a protectorate-
of tho t nltcd Stales or a
possession? Ans. It la a possession.
7 What poem lonliilns the line,
-li.tckward. turn backward O Time In
your fllchf? Ans. "li.K-k Me to
Sleep," by Kllnbeth Akers Allen.
S What laitRuiiRe is spoken in
Haiti? Ans. French.
S Whei-e Is tht Gulf or Uabos?
Ans. Off the coast of Algeriu.
10 What grpat 8eay)rt is located
on Mersey river? Ans. Liverpool,
England.
CHARGE
Card of Thanks
We wish to tlinuk the kind friends
and neighbors, who symputhlxed with
us in the loss of our husband and
father. Also for the many beautiful
rioral pieces especially those given
by the school children.
8 MRS. M. FOLEY AND FAMILY.
BY MILLIONAIRE;
NKW YOUIC. Mm-. 31.- 1'hlllp M.
Lydlrt tudiiy tleiiled thu nllefialUih
uinde by V. i:. Hlokca, iiitllloimli
hotel n, In it hitler to Mrs, Philip
Uvdltf, to thcYrrect that he, t.Mr. l,y-'
dial Imd been Inlhmtle with Mrs
Helen KlWell Klwuixl Nlokea. Mi,'
ih lit Kiiropo mid I ho muti"
luetit a Ismie.l IhiiuiKh Ills tlluiiirt
lore.' m
"I Imve never been mniiiiiiiled wllh
the preeiit Mrs. Slokes." Iho deulul
read. "Furthermore, I liuvs never
tuet W. K, Htukes."
Situiiiel t'nteriiiyer, nttoritey fur
Mrs. Stokes In her niot iiuiilnxt tin
hotel limn for the resloritttim uf her
dower ilctit, fnd the letter eontuin
luw the i lui ) ; vs In eourt Tuesduy.
.Mrs. I .yd Ik was married to. I'blllp
M lillu lifter she linil divorced Mr.
Stoke, her first hiisbnnd. She huIi
enuntly dlvr'ed Mr. I .yd In
Sae TflUA for infants invalids
v s wX y
lorlick's
tl Original
Avoid Imitations
land Tf.J. ,'.,..
For Infants, fn valid iarowtnuOlldrsn RI.:hmt1k,matid grain rtrtlnPwdr
Tha Ottsinal Pood-Drink Fuf All Agts IN C Ma,,. tWLMn DIUb!
l .uil Kemllntr Not to Oult. "
ULiflMX. Miir. 51 In the house
of lords toibiv l.frd Wlnti rtoii. under1
Saturday's Special
20: ; OFF ON ALL SILVER WAKE
All new stock, fully guaranteed. Now is tho
time to buy your set, or fill in with the extra
pieces. ' '
FAY E; DIAMOND, Jeweler ;
, . . Medford v ,
ItrrukltiK Arkim-au
HEL.KNA. Ark.. Mar. 30. -A trie
phone mesMaEO from Old Town this
afternoon nskrd for 100 nit.n Imme
diately to work on tho hvee, n se.
tiotj of which gie way tmliiy. Fifty
to men were sent and mure will fol
lov ris noon thi-v enn be fnum).
Didn't Relish Two
Years of Starvation
't have delay 11 writing to no If
111V r I i f U n.1 normnnnnl- v
tVutomobiles ronliln't be dangerous if the horse-power of the en-1 lhnt 1 am UM-nne. Thr dK-
gine was proportioped to the horse sense of the driver. ach und no mcdudno would iiei me.
but your Mayr'a Wonderful Jtemedy
hus done so. I am now a well man
ttgaln after two years of starvation
and suffering." It Is a simple, harm
less preparation that removes the ca
tarrhal mucus from the intestinal
tract and 'allays the Inflammation,
which causes praetlonlly all stomach,
liver and intestinal ailments. Includ
ing appendicitis. One dore will con
vince or money refunded. At all
druKKlslM- Adv.
Conquest of the air hasn't reached the point where the inflation
of currency will make it rise to the level of expenses.
The best way to keep time from hanging heavy on your hands is
to put some callouses on 'em.
Living in the country lias a humanizing effect In the city you
don't know your iieighbors well enough to gossip about thein.
A tooth brush is a great convenience ; and then, it is uico to have
something on the place the neighfiors won't try to borrow.
A fresh breeze sprang up Thurs. eve
as unexpectedly as a new candidate
for the legislature, and was quite
pugilistic, whipping flags, coattails,
uwningB and" ballet skirts..
Sunday blue laws will soon occupy
the attention of the' upper and lower
bouses ot Garden Seed Distribution.
Tho accidental passHse of the law will
be as soothing as the Volstead Act,
and twice as well observed.
One of the Carpenter boys, who has
been scattering himself indiscrimin
ately over the face ot the earth all
winter, is due home sooh. The other
will remain in the Old World indefin
itely.
What has become of G rover Herg
doli, Ktigetie Dobs, and Chart Egan? ,
; S i '
'. ' Hoy KilU llandit.
': MINNEAPOLIS. Minn, March 31.
Kddie M. Kosenfield, 22 year old
clerk and grammar high school ath
lete shot and killed one bandit and
seriously wounded another late last
night during an attempted holdup at
the IdiKfilln drug store in, North Min
RipplinjjRhijCQS
Walt Moron
ANNOUNCEMENTS
GOOD FOR DUCKS.
LONG the rain had been descending, and the town was like a
lake, and the wails of people, blending, made the famous
welkin quake. And when neighbors got together they pursued
the .common game, and they all denounced the weather as a bald
aud beastly shame. But today I met a gaffer who has comfort of
his own ; he.'s a sort of chronic laugher who is never heard (o
groan. "Yes," he said, "the weather's sappy, and the tireless
torrents pour, but the' little ducks are happy as they never were
before.' And I think we should not quarrel with the weather.
though it's 'wet, for' the ducks are highly moral and deserve the
good they get. "With your groans and hully-checings you disturb
the public peace ; yet I doubt if human beings count for more than
ducks and geese. Ducks are fond of moistened wafer and they
like' to swim and dive, and on' droughty days' they totter, scar
cely more than half alive. They are glad when rain is drumming
on the woods, and creeks are wet, but they take whatevcr's com
ing, and they quack no vain regret. When the sun again is
shining, and your life seems slick as grease, you will hear no loud
repining from the grand old ducks and geese. There is weather,
for the gander, there is weather for the hen, and the man should
control his dander if the rain starts in again."
STATE REPRESENTATIVE
I horcby announce' my candidacy for
the republican nomination for repre
sentative lu the state lclnlaturu at the
May primary.
Adv. JOHN II. CAHK1N.
I announce myself ns a candidate
for Representative In the LeKislaturc,
on the Republican ticket, subject to
the primaries in May.
Adv. RALPH COWGH..L.
COUNTY1 COMMISSIONER
Thos. II. Simpson, of . Ashland,
authorites his announcement as a Can
didate fo the nomination for the office
of County Commissioner of Jackson
County, subject to tho derision of the
Republican voters of said county at
the Primary Election. May 19th. 1922
Adv.
I am a candidate for the nomination
for County Com mistt loner of Jackson
oiinty, on tho Republican ticket, sub
ject to tho decision of the voters at
tho primary to bo held May 19th, 1922.
Adv. GEORGK ALFORD, ITiOenlx.
MANN'S The Best Goods for the Price. No Matter What tho Price MANN'S
1 1 ' T " i ii i 1 1 i i
Spring Styles Are Here
Better Clothes Greater Values
' i ' ,M i
We arc now muly to show ymi Sprint; t'li'tla s.
Wc have the new idus in holtt tinoc and fndric tli.it
Imvc conn in witji the now m'iishii. You nmy ulwnys de
pend on us for style li'aderlii'.
This Sprint; our fiiuiotiH nuikes t-'ivc yoa new .stuiuliird
of value as well ns style, the f.ilirics are of finest Ipnilily.
tlic titiU'iiui: js cunfully done You p't clothes, tiat snt-
isfv, ami v nroaiUeti to pm-onlv n moderate- price,
i'.
STYIEPLUS
CLOTHES
$25 $30' $35
TWEED SUITS
$35 $40 $45
. i 5".
The Suit with Two- I'uir of
1'iuiK
Two pair IhiIiIch the wear.
Suits for l'.ovs - ! 115.50 to
$18.00 "
litr'e line of Kelt Hats
$2.50 to 5.00
Vun
llelisou
Collars
Mann's Department Store
THE STORE FOR EVERYBODY
MAIL ORDERS FILLED PROMPTLY POSTAGE PREPAID
Van
llellsoll
Collins
Why We Are Catholics
W'v art' Catholics U'causo w are AmeilejinM, native of Uu Mill.
And AnieiiiHiiH more than olhi-rs have abundant rcaHons for Ix-lnj;
Catholics. ColumlitiM liimsclf was a Catholic; it was his Maunrh tin
wavering alleKlance to his Catholic faith that nuulo it possible for
Win to lie. inliiMliu -l to hi royal Catholic jiatronn, who cnabltMl him
to net out on lib) unpiiralied voyage 'of diseovery. Ttie primary woimi
and .object of the Kfeat nuvUtator waa to propagate the Catliolic
faith and it waa utliolic money, fui-nlshcd by tho Catliolic Clitirrli,
tliat piircliused and fitt-d out his palling vewM'Is.
JOHN I1AHKV, THH FATHLK OK Til K
Ali:i'ACAS XAVV WAS A CATHOLIC. .
These advcrtiitcmcnta insetted daily and paid for by two native
Medford lusln men wlvo iM'llevo in their i-olilon.
Clearing Sale of
Typewriters
2 Remington Xo. 10 JD.OO
1 Noiseless Ho.OO
1 h. V. Smith.. : 25.00
1 T'ndenvood 50.00
1 Coroim .'J5.00
1 Corona ..,. 40.0J
All in first uIukh nhupn.
Kfand brick of cverv inachine
to he as rcproHPiited.
si I
Medford
Book Store
N. Cetitiut Su ', . I'liono 112
"The lltwy, Street" '
"KEEP SMILING"
DRS. BRAY AND HOFFMAN
. - . f.
. are no longer associated after April 1st.
DR. BRAY will be in offices 313, 314, 315, Medford bldg. (with
Dr. Bursell). Of fice'phone 29. Residence 194.
"KEEP SMILING?
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s h u m
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Cherro Hard Wheat
' Flour
Guaranteed
At Your Or overs
Kelly-Springfield Tires got their "reputation
in the same way Methuselah got his by out
lasting their contemporaries.
McCUISTON & McMURRAY
South Front Hlreet
l'lioiiu 1)3
neapolis.- ' a-. " .