Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, March 10, 1922, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextMrpford Mail tribune AS IMMIfKNKKST NEWMfMriill . PCnusiir.o f:VF:i:v akthiinooN . ... J XlA i t ki ndav hy run ih.iiHiti hunting eo. Tint Hertford Hundny 8m In turnlstisU uliscrtbcia desiring nvto day daily OITica Mat) Tribune HolMIng, IS-17-K North l lr street, l'hone '5. A consolblntlnn of the Demoorstte Times, tli Meilrord Mall, the MoUt'nnl Tribune, the Huuthnru Orcgonuiu. The Aftlilnnit Tribune. nonrcnr v. nrms Kmor. sum print a smith. Manager. CHARLIE CHAPLIN.-A GREAT VRTIST. E HumU" Kim. oi,n year i.00 DY ('A It It I Kit in Mi'JforO, Ashland, Jacksonville, Central l'.jlnt, I'hoonix, Talent: iMIiy, with Punsr Sun, month .'i 1 mllv, without Kmwlny Kim, month .65 lilv, without Hiinilny Sun, yr 7Sn 'l'liily, with Sumtuy Sun. on year .t0 Ail terms by carrier, caKh In Julian-. Official pr-r of the City of Mertford. Official paper of Jnckson County. MKKSON oiieo .said .soiuetUtnn nhtuit a mouse trap. Whether n is a mouse irap or flivver, if it is the best of its kind thoVorM will wonr a path to the luiiliior's tlr. That was the idea. So with Charlie Chaplin. Charlie Chaplin has written u book, entitled "My Trip Abroad," and it shows must convincingly tlu truth of this snyinp. I'hnrlie is the world's most popular comedian, nnd to our mind, the best, so when he wont abroad the world literally wore a path to his door, and disturbed the groat film star mightily. V.,f in t)t,i iivii. .,,. ,t ti,. in.; niiU .,.,i.,i.,.;i ri, ..):.. 1:1., "Ay!'!,'''n.i;m, yr 7 so 11lilul crowds. He loved them. He didn't object to bavins his in$J'iV P,ans nnl Personal convenience interfered with, lie roooff- wwklmnVrK 9:!n;znl a certain public obtiirntiou. Hut he felt unworthy. The ama.- ir.sr demonstration, instead of going to his head, made him humble. "If I could only tin something," he writes. "Solve the unem ployment problem or make some, grand gesture, in nnswor to nil Hits. They tiro lit rags, the same ras only more ragged. They ere- looking Into my face and smiling, Hhowing their blackened teeth. tl.HVt thul! Knulish children's, teeth tiro terrible. Something inn anil should be done about It. Hut their even. Soulful eyes with such wonderful expression. What a lovely people." In spite of it all Charley never hvst his sense of proportion.' Ho maintained throughout a marvellous self-detachment. In Paris the 1'reiich cabinet came to greet him, with Ambassador Herrick, Carpen tier, George of Greece. Mrs. V. K. Vanderhilt. Duchesse de Tally, rand, Marquis and Marquise do Chamhrun nnd so on. l'resident Mil lerand's represent at ive, decorated. Charley (at the performance of "The Kil") and the throng in the streets was so large the" gendarmes "had their hands full." In England even greater attentions flooded Charlie. He was unable to keep his tlate with Lloyd George, poor old l'remier, but he received "It.WO letters on his arrival, an 4 had greetings from bish ops and lords at his hotel. And throughout Charley kept his head, regarded himself merely as an incident, refusing absolutely to take himself too seriously or id low himself to be spoiled. I 11 . P 1 ' 1. ! 1. ii. 1 a 1 . Oscar W. -nlenvtKt. a sonthernl -ah i wuicii liirmsiies a eorroiary miiio .uetuin above. Any person democrat, who tieramc violently irra-jvho does any one thing supremely well, has certain qualities of tional over YVi!stuinu ideals, m lue j.j-eatue.ss. Svinall men are never .supreme, that's whv thev are small cloys wnen un uwnuu.-. - rble annosinces. that he is icnorant of the .e;iee pnets." when notxKiy x peeteit him t be otherw ise. Bwnrn dally avetuRo clt-eulatlen for U manths nding Oct., t:i, 335 PREDICTS A BIG - BUILDING REV IVAL ON PACIFIC COASI HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW? Msdfnrd. Orttn, uadur th act of Marol) I. IV.t. MEMDKItS OK TTir. ASSOCIATED I'ltKSS. Th Associated Press la exclusively ntliled to th uae for republication of all ticwH iliapatchea cretlited to It, or not therwlsw crtilltcJ In Hi' rPr, and aluo hf Kicnl iiim puMlvhed liercin, AU rlKhi" "t republication of apcclal nlnpateli,i herein arc sn rcscrvc-i. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Prry. The lliwalan soviet. waiinK fat on American pntb tot plnnuinK on a revolti tion in Anif ri-:i in 194. The public Fcrvlee corporal ions are pUttitiK up new ikiIps ivery ilay. nJ Kp"la Q"lte plentiful. Quill Points As .. understand it, the point of this dietii fad is enibonpoiut. Twinkle, twinkle movie star; we no more Wonder what von are. ...L. .. !,i . 1 l,inlr if IhtfV find our paved htRhways barren of j ine male phaJe trees" asks the 1'ortrand Tele tram. The tourists are pretty mad atioul :tvapd the farmers are learning i to put their tninlens ami their hen hoaxes away back front the road. Vamp stories teach us that the female' after specie is deadly to AN ENRAPTURED DIRTIST (Rossburg News-Review) ' Hl'CK TRK Valley Tracts, ready for home builder. Here 13 on opportunity unparalleled In the history tr the Ptate, constderint; quality of soil, irriguiion privileges luailr for bnildiiiK. wod, water, fiHh and game. This project U launrhert on the golden rule prin ciple and fostered by a spirit, of pBUanthroiiy. . Alt was quiet in the Whispering Forum today, there being a lack of 2x1 matters of no importance to fight about- The city council is considering opehiiifc a new alley to take care of new. agitation. The Coos Hay candidate for gover nor ; Is after the "upstanding rote of Orcson." The patriot passionately de siring office who get3 the "sitting down vote ot Oregon" has a better chanc. ' Ait elderly Galsbevlki in terror of fat. reports after a week of corrective eating, a 7-pd. Increase in heft. Anota er submitted to the same punishment and lest plumpness no place except in the face. EFFICIENT CONSISTENCY (Paoli, Kas., Spirit) A special car of the State Board, in charge of a richly gowned and jeweled woman, unmarried, came to town not long ago, and mothers wore commanded to hurry to the depot and take instructions of how-to- raise their babies and instnict iu tlie mothers the sort of Infants they uinst give birth t hereafter op quit the business; and now far n)efs are notified that they must lay a specialist from one of our higher, institutions of learning, to tell them how to feed the hogs. In this mad flurry of haste, man has almost lost the gentle art of rolling his own. A woman prefers a man without riches, judging f nun the way she ijuickly relieves him of them. The income tax blank dnesn't seem so complicated, however, after one resigns himself to telling the truth. The old-fashioned widow who spoke of her late liusbaud now has a daughter who speaks of her latest husbaud. Nature is rather unfair. In our 'teens, when we could most easily learn, she persuades tis that we lcnow it nfi'p It is hard to tell which will astonish the historian more, the great heart of America or the groat pall of Europe. : ijf the picture seems tf lack eommandiiig interest the director can Iways put in a scene showing the hero breaking up the furniture. The other man's beliefs and prejudices never offeud you, how ever, if he concedes that you are a man of unusual acumen. I'OHTl.ANh, Ori Maith .10.. Stimulation of ImilillUK by re-adjust-me nt u( costs in all tleottriniiuiu poa al' le was title of the subject before iho larctltiK here today of the iNicU'ic Northwest chapter of the Atisortulcd OenertU Contractors of America. An other trailer to receive iiltentlcu was (he Konywn bill, pending In coiWress. ene urttttlim public btilltlllut to re lieve unemployment. Pellef that the precnl visit' would sim a eomphto revival lit bulldltm tud general e.:iMtriietl; w,is ileel y Arthur S. Meat of I AaRelei. prenldbsit of the nailmuil body. H, J, llardltut, nsshi'trt l r.tionul secretary ti-om Washington. I. C., de clared that there wit tt a ,:.en.l feei- Inst throtigltotir the ens. ih.it con struction and building are gradually cpcttlut; up; lie mil a there wan u great den) of niHiv.ul huildhiK In sUclit as well as a number of large tot initials. The unemployment cri sis has been greatly relieved, he add ed. Coutrui'tora from the principal cit ies t f the roast arc here for the meet ing which will conclude li tiiorrow. LAST HOURS OF LATE POPE ARE ii NOV RELATED 1 How many tutvinu hnnlis nro ihete In the failed Ktalns? 2 - Wltltl slate was first to ratify the piohililliou aiiiettdmeM ;l --Vhm census Is Hie tuimlsualloii law baaed on? I When does a f.ill moon occur? .V-lliiw tdtl Is iho former kaiser? ii from what country did oranges ei Initially come? 7 Who invented sMIa? S How many in reams at e Hhto la Maine? 9 What Is fie b- nled debt of (be Philippine Island? Ift How many soldiers are there on the Mexican border? Anawtrs to Yetterday'i Question Who will take the purl of Chrisms (his year In the Passion Play? Ana, nlon I .aim. He played the part twice liofore. a-What Is a reed bird? Ana. In America the name Is given to the UiUilink. 3 How recent Is the origin of the word "normalcy"? Ana. The word l.us been In thn dictionary for years. 4 What slates produce the best watermelons? Ans. Missouri, Okla homa. ArkiMiaai, Texas, California, Indiana and Illinois. fc- I low Is the weight of rails reck oned? Ans. )ly the yard. 0 What Is the amount of thn laid wage lui-rea.'ie gtanted to enul miners?! Tweniy-sevrn er cent T When was the too csmIi botitia bill , pasaed? Ans. february 21, IMltt. I K On what cruiser was It that lnt Kitchener was soiling when h lost his; lire? Ans. The HampsUlre. 9 How iimny leii. rs were handled lust year by the dead letter office? Ana. JS.nsj.2r.fi. 10 of this ainoiirit how many piece of mall were cireulars and ailvertlsintt matter? Ans. Fullv one half. SEATS NOW SELLING! PAGE Medford's ks' NEXT MONDAY and TUESDAY NIGHTS man rl U'l'AlN , Fifth Annual Minstrels EVERYTHING NEW I New Songs -New Dances New Costumes New Specialties AUGMENTED ORCHESTRA Wilson Waito, Conductor CAST or OVER 60 I'ltlOHt Moot, $l.ll.ti llahsmy, lt t rows, l..1l lat M miv III. 10. liu luiU War Tax. IU. Office Open Holly t'J:Hl la 1:00 unit T:IM it O iki Darwinism Bill in Kentucky Is Defeated UiiMF.-Some itiiidents of Iho List two duya of the llliioas of tlie Int.- I'op.' Item da t XV ltnt Just bs-oiui known. At Inti-rviila be was ilellr loua and the, 'were followed by pe. rbnls of lucidity. II" t:i.kd to IV.e prelates nt his t-d.iid" nbotil various MitbJ. ts no widely tliffi-ri-nl with ao little paunc UHv.-in them that they wen. unable always to discern whith er be was iti full pona-sKion of his faculties. A few minutes after he had topi Professor Huttlstinl, "l would Kladly irive pty life for the peace ef the world," ho turned to Cardinal Ons parrl nnd aald: " One of my prentest rcitrr-ts upon Icnvlnii tbls enrth Ik that I shall not live in . the eom- pb-tion of the Kt.itue to Kampulla, my rreut innsti r." At another inonu nt. i vblor.tly thlnkinK of bis nephew, 1MU Chleaa who had liiMsted np"ti acelnt; the Pope In i pit of his ow n serious Ill ness, he kept rIcatinr. "l'oor Niy, poor boy, who knows whether h hrs enoiiHh money t fuy the cub to tt inn him here." i Th lHlln Chl(t r considered to be fairly well-to-do. The Pi!.o ,h:ii1 talii n the Initiative lant year-of liavinj; a statue erected - :No-tivrnp" has helprd thouaAnds in the Vatican Krnunds to Cardinal, lo break tho costly. nerve-shatterlnK I llatnpollh, had examined Iho plans ; tobacco habit. Whenever you have ui f nN'KfOKT, Ky.. Manh 10.--The defeat of the Klils evolution bill by the Kentucky house t f reprejoti lallves yesterday is considered by leaders as havlnir finally illspnKed of Hie evolution uclon at this kcshIoii. A similur bill In the senate wrm re remmltled and the rule.i rommlttee thus far has refused In allow It to be reported. The Kills bill would have forbid-j den the tcn.-hliiK In the fulverslty of Kentucky, the normal schools nnd t lin ! (uhltc schools of liaiwlnii.il). tilh-. Inn. Usui 'tli irtin nnd evolution us it rertalns to the orUIn of man." Saturday Specials Freh Side Pork, per lb 20c Choice Steef Beef Pot Roasts, per lb. ... 15c Choice Steer Beef Stew, per lb 2c Pure Home Rendered Lard, per lb. . . 17Jc Fresh Columbia River Smelt, 3 lb. for . . 25c Star Meat Market 217 E. Main St. Phone 273 quit tobacco; So easy to. lnp Cigarette, : Cigar, or Chewing Habit and drawinir himself nnd often cutlet to watch the sculptor fit his work The army says coM steel w ill always lo a deciding factor in wnr. Cold feet, however, will remain a contributing cause. Another reason why the doughboy favors a bonus is because he Lnows the job of paying it will teach his grandchildren thrift. It may be that itch is common among the lower classes of China, but among the upper classes it is usually confiued to the palm. When a Congressman says he is studying the bill, he means be is trying to decide how it would look pasted on his political fence. The broken speculators who tried to corner the egg supply, real ize now that a speculator should be careful to get the lay of the land. Madalynne Obenclmin, on trial for Inspiring one sweetie to admit dayliKht into anothtr one, is gettins la some good licks between rnovie scandals, with the publication of a letter writ ten by the departed. Horn, at Junction City, March 5. 1U03, to Mr. and Mrs. Ratio Skaggs. a daughter. (ICuseue Keslster). A ratio of 2 to 1. Th$ Iowa doctor who dropped dead at the amount of his taxes, never saw one of his own bills. , I.ON WITH YOUR MASKS (Pendleton Tribune) , During the last month our gas loss has been excessive, duo to a gas leak somewhere on oar main distribution system. Kvery effort on our part to locato same has failed, therefore -we would- consider It a, great favor, if anyone smelling gas in a certain locality would re port same ta, this office, l'hone 40, or call at tho office. The local luupbturs beat Ashland by i a whisker last eve, and now sonic of j our leading Sopranos are bassos. William Jennings liryan's arguments against the Darwinian theory, that mull sprang fi'jin monkeys, proves It. RippSiiRhumos 9 wu nsron THE TAX GROUCH.. Y income tax has now been paid, and .when T dug the money said. "This life's a thing of shade, that once was fair ami sunny. The way they cinch an old fat bard is something fierce and".bitter; there is no sense in working hard, far better be a quitter. The burdens thrifty men endure call out for 'language rnnty; true wisdom lies in being poor, and" living in a shanty." A beggar stopped me in my tracks; in my kind heart he trusted; I said, "I've paid my income tax, nnd, like yourself, I'm busted." The pastor asked me for ii bone to help to paint the steeple; I said, "My taxes make me groan, I wait with ruined people." My wife declares the friends she meets smile at the lid she's wearing; I show her then my tax receipts, and shed some tears despairing. The village live wires come and say they need some coin for boost ing; I sigh, "My roubles' are today with tax collectors roosting." This is the way the voter feels when modern laws bereft him; vith zealous care he hoards the wheels the tax collector left him. lint in a while he looks and sees what other lands arc doing, marks how the foreign voter flees, with taxes still pursuing; he blushes for Lis discontent, for tears lhat he let trickle, and gives the beg gcrman a cent, the clergyman a nickel. 20 Saloons Closed in Hudson, N. Carolina lit" DSON'. N. C.,' March JO. Po lice Chief Jthn Cruiso. Jr., was under suspension, twenty saloons and hotels were closed and slate troopers had assumed ptlicn duty hero today ns the result of raids hy morn than a dry7.cn prohibition agent. Ten men were arrested hat Clfy Judge May refused to hold thetn, on tho ground that cpeclflc charges wero not preferred. The llodnon public safety crmmKtion ordered the suspension of Chief Cruise, charging neglect of duty. 6-Foot Law j er Looked Like Pumpkin "I was often dolibled ' up with pains in my stoniaib and was yellow as ii pumpkin before taking Mayr's Wonderful Itemed)-, which 10 years .igo saved my life. My friends had given up nil hopes of my recovery, :m the best doctors did not help inc. Am enjoying the best of health now." It is n simple, harmless preparation that removes the catarrhal mucus from 1)ie intestinal tract nnd nllnys the iiiflnninuition which muses pnic. tlcally all stoiuiii'h, llwr nnd Intent! nnl ailments, including appendicitis. One done will convince, or money rv fundeiU At all rttnirnlMts. Adv. hinging for a clean tie, cigar, plp, or for a chew. Just pluc a harmless No- j To-ltae tablet in your mouth Instead. ( U help relievo thut awful tbulr. rlnortly the hublt may m completely j broken, nnd you 'nro better oft men-, tally, physically, financially. It's ao, easy, bo slnipl". riot a hot of No-1 To-llac, and If It doesn't release you ' from all craving for tnbaeeo. In any i form, your drungist wilt refund your ' money wltho.it nuestlou. Adv. i SPECIAL FOR SATURDAY Adjustable Dish Drainers at $1.25 'rr," s, Makes Dish Wasliing a Pleasure rVfnHprn PI it mm nor Xr Hnatmnr l!r Phone 620 Sparta Bldg. ANNOUNCEMENTS . COUNTY COMMISSIONER Thos. II. Simpson, of Ashland, nuthorb.es his announcement ot a Can didate for the nomination for the office of County CommfsHlonor of Jackson County, subject to the decision of the Republican voters of said county at the Primary Election, May 19th, 1022. Adv. MANN'S The Best Goods for the Price, No Matter What the Price MANN'S Get that Spring : Suit Now You have ;i larjje selection of pod Suits In i mkmwo iroin. Prices arc as aftfTiet ive as the elotlies tlieni- 8'lv(V?. ' Conic in. We'll slifjw you the elotlies that have made this store the style center. (Jt)od eltjthes cost less in th" eii'l always have and always v. ill love the eeonoinieal. . They iimst C H ERR O Why should you ft w.. am waste about The thlwm of iMfih, yott do willt : .... on if ." t i '' ' You seldom find Jtreat Joy, In having. Home Utile UiIiik you're former ' slaving. I t.uaianlccd Hind Wheat FLOUR For Ifili Class 1'afrotisKe At Votir drorer'n. (HlotheiS .... fOfcYOUNC Ml" M AND MtM V.HU61AYYOUN0 $40 $45 $50 . Styleplus Clothes $25 $30 $35 MANN'S DEPARTMENT STORE ' I'll i i A i ' o if Mail Orders Promptly FilledPostage ' Prepaid !