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Times, tli Meilrord Mall, the MoUt'nnl
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CHARLIE CHAPLIN.-A GREAT VRTIST.
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HumU" Kim. oi,n year i.00
DY ('A It It I Kit in Mi'JforO, Ashland,
Jacksonville, Central l'.jlnt, I'hoonix,
Talent:
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1 mllv, without Kmwlny Kim, month .65
lilv, without Hiinilny Sun, yr 7Sn
'l'liily, with Sumtuy Sun. on year .t0
Ail terms by carrier, caKh In Julian-.
Official pr-r of the City of Mertford.
Official paper of Jnckson County.
MKKSON oiieo .said .soiuetUtnn nhtuit a mouse trap. Whether n
is a mouse irap or flivver, if it is the best of its kind thoVorM
will wonr a path to the luiiliior's tlr. That was the idea.
So with Charlie Chaplin. Charlie Chaplin has written u book,
entitled "My Trip Abroad," and it shows must convincingly tlu truth
of this snyinp.
I'hnrlie is the world's most popular comedian, nnd to our mind,
the best, so when he wont abroad the world literally wore a path to
his door, and disturbed the groat film star mightily.
V.,f in t)t,i iivii. .,,. ,t ti,. in.; niiU .,.,i.,i.,.;i ri, ..):.. 1:1.,
"Ay!'!,'''n.i;m, yr 7 so 11lilul crowds. He loved them. He didn't object to bavins his
in$J'iV P,ans nnl Personal convenience interfered with, lie roooff-
wwklmnVrK 9:!n;znl a certain public obtiirntiou. Hut he felt unworthy. The ama.-
ir.sr demonstration, instead of going to his head, made him humble.
"If I could only tin something," he writes. "Solve the unem
ployment problem or make some, grand gesture, in nnswor to nil Hits.
They tiro lit rags, the same ras only more ragged. They
ere- looking Into my face and smiling, Hhowing their blackened
teeth. tl.HVt thul! Knulish children's, teeth tiro terrible. Something
inn anil should be done about It. Hut their even. Soulful eyes with
such wonderful expression. What a lovely people."
In spite of it all Charley never hvst his sense of proportion.' Ho
maintained throughout a marvellous self-detachment. In Paris the
1'reiich cabinet came to greet him, with Ambassador Herrick, Carpen
tier, George of Greece. Mrs. V. K. Vanderhilt. Duchesse de Tally,
rand, Marquis and Marquise do Chamhrun nnd so on. l'resident Mil
lerand's represent at ive, decorated. Charley (at the performance of
"The Kil") and the throng in the streets was so large the" gendarmes
"had their hands full."
In England even greater attentions flooded Charlie. He was
unable to keep his tlate with Lloyd George, poor old l'remier, but
he received "It.WO letters on his arrival, an 4 had greetings from bish
ops and lords at his hotel.
And throughout Charley kept his head, regarded himself merely
as an incident, refusing absolutely to take himself too seriously or
id low himself to be spoiled.
I 11 . P 1 ' 1. ! 1. ii. 1 a 1 .
Oscar W. -nlenvtKt. a sonthernl -ah i wuicii liirmsiies a eorroiary miiio .uetuin above. Any person
democrat, who tieramc violently irra-jvho does any one thing supremely well, has certain qualities of
tional over YVi!stuinu ideals, m lue j.j-eatue.ss. Svinall men are never .supreme, that's whv thev are small
cloys wnen un uwnuu.-. -
rble annosinces. that he is icnorant
of the .e;iee pnets." when notxKiy x
peeteit him t be otherw ise.
Bwnrn dally avetuRo clt-eulatlen for
U manths nding Oct., t:i, 335
PREDICTS A BIG -
BUILDING REV
IVAL
ON PACIFIC COASI
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
Msdfnrd. Orttn, uadur th act of Marol)
I. IV.t.
MEMDKItS OK TTir. ASSOCIATED
I'ltKSS.
Th Associated Press la exclusively
ntliled to th uae for republication of
all ticwH iliapatchea cretlited to It, or
not therwlsw crtilltcJ In Hi' rPr, and
aluo hf Kicnl iiim puMlvhed liercin,
AU rlKhi" "t republication of apcclal
nlnpateli,i herein arc sn rcscrvc-i.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Prry.
The lliwalan soviet. waiinK fat on
American pntb tot plnnuinK on a revolti
tion in Anif ri-:i in 194. The public
Fcrvlee corporal ions are pUttitiK up
new ikiIps ivery ilay. nJ Kp"la Q"lte
plentiful.
Quill Points
As .. understand it, the point of this dietii fad is enibonpoiut.
Twinkle, twinkle movie star; we no more Wonder what von are.
...L. .. !,i . 1 l,inlr if IhtfV
find our paved htRhways barren of j ine male
phaJe trees" asks the 1'ortrand Tele
tram. The tourists are pretty mad
atioul :tvapd the farmers are learning i
to put their tninlens ami their hen
hoaxes away back front the road.
Vamp stories teach us that the female' after specie is deadly to
AN ENRAPTURED DIRTIST
(Rossburg News-Review)
' Hl'CK TRK Valley Tracts,
ready for home builder. Here 13
on opportunity unparalleled In the
history tr the Ptate, constderint;
quality of soil, irriguiion privileges
luailr for bnildiiiK. wod, water,
fiHh and game. This project U
launrhert on the golden rule prin
ciple and fostered by a spirit, of
pBUanthroiiy.
. Alt was quiet in the Whispering
Forum today, there being a lack of 2x1
matters of no importance to fight
about- The city council is considering
opehiiifc a new alley to take care of
new. agitation.
The Coos Hay candidate for gover
nor ; Is after the "upstanding rote of
Orcson." The patriot passionately de
siring office who get3 the "sitting
down vote ot Oregon" has a better
chanc. '
Ait elderly Galsbevlki in terror of
fat. reports after a week of corrective
eating, a 7-pd. Increase in heft. Anota
er submitted to the same punishment
and lest plumpness no place except in
the face.
EFFICIENT CONSISTENCY
(Paoli, Kas., Spirit)
A special car of the State Board,
in charge of a richly gowned and
jeweled woman, unmarried, came
to town not long ago, and mothers
wore commanded to hurry to the
depot and take instructions of how-to-
raise their babies and instnict
iu tlie mothers the sort of Infants
they uinst give birth t hereafter
op quit the business; and now far
n)efs are notified that they must
lay a specialist from one of our
higher, institutions of learning, to
tell them how to feed the hogs.
In this mad flurry of haste, man has almost lost the gentle art of
rolling his own.
A woman prefers a man without riches, judging f nun the way she
ijuickly relieves him of them.
The income tax blank dnesn't seem so complicated, however, after
one resigns himself to telling the truth.
The old-fashioned widow who spoke of her late liusbaud now has
a daughter who speaks of her latest husbaud.
Nature is rather unfair. In our 'teens, when we could most easily
learn, she persuades tis that we lcnow it nfi'p
It is hard to tell which will astonish the historian more, the great
heart of America or the groat pall of Europe.
: ijf the picture seems tf lack eommandiiig interest the director can
Iways put in a scene showing the hero breaking up the furniture.
The other man's beliefs and prejudices never offeud you, how
ever, if he concedes that you are a man of unusual acumen.
I'OHTl.ANh, Ori Maith .10..
Stimulation of ImilillUK by re-adjust-me
nt u( costs in all tleottriniiuiu poa
al' le was title of the subject before
iho larctltiK here today of the iNicU'ic
Northwest chapter of the Atisortulcd
OenertU Contractors of America. An
other trailer to receive iiltentlcu was
(he Konywn bill, pending In coiWress.
ene urttttlim public btilltlllut to re
lieve unemployment.
Pellef that the precnl visit' would
sim a eomphto revival lit bulldltm
tud general e.:iMtriietl; w,is ileel
y Arthur S. Meat of I AaRelei.
prenldbsit of the nailmuil body.
H, J, llardltut, nsshi'trt l r.tionul
secretary ti-om Washington. I. C., de
clared that there wit tt a ,:.en.l feei-
Inst throtigltotir the ens. ih.it con
struction and building are gradually
cpcttlut; up; lie mil a there wan u
great den) of niHiv.ul huildhiK In
sUclit as well as a number of large
tot initials. The unemployment cri
sis has been greatly relieved, he add
ed.
Coutrui'tora from the principal cit
ies t f the roast arc here for the meet
ing which will conclude li tiiorrow.
LAST HOURS OF
LATE POPE ARE
ii
NOV RELATED
1 How many tutvinu hnnlis nro
ihete In the failed Ktalns?
2 - Wltltl slate was first to ratify the
piohililliou aiiiettdmeM
;l --Vhm census Is Hie tuimlsualloii
law baaed on?
I When does a f.ill moon occur?
.V-lliiw tdtl Is iho former kaiser?
ii from what country did oranges
ei Initially come?
7 Who invented sMIa?
S How many in reams at e Hhto la
Maine?
9 What Is fie b- nled debt of (be
Philippine Island?
Ift How many soldiers are there on
the Mexican border?
Anawtrs to Yetterday'i Question
Who will take the purl of Chrisms
(his year In the Passion Play? Ana,
nlon I .aim. He played the part twice
liofore.
a-What Is a reed bird? Ana. In
America the name Is given to the
UiUilink.
3 How recent Is the origin of the
word "normalcy"? Ana. The word
l.us been In thn dictionary for years.
4 What slates produce the best
watermelons? Ans. Missouri, Okla
homa. ArkiMiaai, Texas, California,
Indiana and Illinois.
fc- I low Is the weight of rails reck
oned? Ans. )ly the yard.
0 What Is the amount of thn laid
wage lui-rea.'ie gtanted to enul miners?!
Tweniy-sevrn er cent
T When was the too csmIi botitia bill ,
pasaed? Ans. february 21, IMltt. I
K On what cruiser was It that lnt
Kitchener was soiling when h lost his;
lire? Ans. The HampsUlre.
9 How iimny leii. rs were handled
lust year by the dead letter office?
Ana. JS.nsj.2r.fi.
10 of this ainoiirit how many piece
of mall were cireulars and ailvertlsintt
matter? Ans. Fullv one half.
SEATS NOW SELLING!
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Medford's
ks'
NEXT MONDAY and
TUESDAY NIGHTS
man rl U'l'AlN ,
Fifth Annual
Minstrels
EVERYTHING NEW I
New Songs -New Dances
New Costumes New Specialties
AUGMENTED ORCHESTRA
Wilson Waito, Conductor
CAST or
OVER 60
I'ltlOHt Moot, $l.ll.ti llahsmy, lt t rows, l..1l lat M miv
III. 10. liu luiU War Tax.
IU. Office Open Holly t'J:Hl la 1:00 unit T:IM it O iki
Darwinism Bill in
Kentucky Is Defeated
UiiMF.-Some itiiidents of Iho List
two duya of the llliioas of tlie Int.-
I'op.' Item da t XV ltnt Just bs-oiui
known. At Inti-rviila be was ilellr
loua and the, 'were followed by pe.
rbnls of lucidity. II" t:i.kd to IV.e
prelates nt his t-d.iid" nbotil various
MitbJ. ts no widely tliffi-ri-nl with ao
little paunc UHv.-in them that they
wen. unable always to discern whith
er be was iti full pona-sKion of his
faculties.
A few minutes after he had topi
Professor Huttlstinl, "l would Kladly
irive pty life for the peace ef the
world," ho turned to Cardinal Ons
parrl nnd aald: " One of my prentest
rcitrr-ts upon Icnvlnii tbls enrth Ik
that I shall not live in . the eom-
pb-tion of the Kt.itue to Kampulla, my
rreut innsti r."
At another inonu nt. i vblor.tly
thlnkinK of bis nephew, 1MU Chleaa
who had liiMsted np"ti acelnt; the
Pope In i pit of his ow n serious Ill
ness, he kept rIcatinr. "l'oor Niy,
poor boy, who knows whether h hrs
enoiiHh money t fuy the cub to tt inn
him here." i
Th lHlln Chl(t r considered
to be fairly well-to-do.
The Pi!.o ,h:ii1 talii n the Initiative
lant year-of liavinj; a statue erected - :No-tivrnp" has helprd thouaAnds
in the Vatican Krnunds to Cardinal, lo break tho costly. nerve-shatterlnK I
llatnpollh, had examined Iho plans ; tobacco habit. Whenever you have ui
f nN'KfOKT, Ky.. Manh 10.--The
defeat of the Klils evolution bill
by the Kentucky house t f reprejoti
lallves yesterday is considered by
leaders as havlnir finally illspnKed of
Hie evolution uclon at this kcshIoii.
A similur bill In the senate wrm re
remmltled and the rule.i rommlttee
thus far has refused In allow It to
be reported.
The Kills bill would have forbid-j
den the tcn.-hliiK In the fulverslty of
Kentucky, the normal schools nnd t lin !
(uhltc schools of liaiwlnii.il). tilh-.
Inn. Usui 'tli irtin nnd evolution us it
rertalns to the orUIn of man."
Saturday Specials
Freh Side Pork, per lb 20c
Choice Steef Beef Pot Roasts, per lb. ... 15c
Choice Steer Beef Stew, per lb 2c
Pure Home Rendered Lard, per lb. . . 17Jc
Fresh Columbia River Smelt, 3 lb. for . . 25c
Star Meat Market
217 E. Main St.
Phone 273
quit tobacco;
So easy to. lnp Cigarette,
: Cigar, or Chewing Habit
and drawinir himself nnd often cutlet
to watch the sculptor fit his work
The army says coM steel w ill always lo a deciding factor in wnr.
Cold feet, however, will remain a contributing cause.
Another reason why the doughboy favors a bonus is because he
Lnows the job of paying it will teach his grandchildren thrift.
It may be that itch is common among the lower classes of China,
but among the upper classes it is usually confiued to the palm.
When a Congressman says he is studying the bill, he means be is
trying to decide how it would look pasted on his political fence.
The broken speculators who tried to corner the egg supply, real
ize now that a speculator should be careful to get the lay of the land.
Madalynne Obenclmin, on trial for
Inspiring one sweetie to admit dayliKht
into anothtr one, is gettins la some
good licks between rnovie scandals,
with the publication of a letter writ
ten by the departed.
Horn, at Junction City, March 5.
1U03, to Mr. and Mrs. Ratio Skaggs. a
daughter. (ICuseue Keslster). A ratio
of 2 to 1.
Th$ Iowa doctor who dropped dead
at the amount of his taxes, never saw
one of his own bills.
, I.ON WITH YOUR MASKS
(Pendleton Tribune) ,
During the last month our gas
loss has been excessive, duo to a
gas leak somewhere on oar main
distribution system. Kvery effort
on our part to locato same has
failed, therefore -we would- consider
It a, great favor, if anyone smelling
gas in a certain locality would re
port same ta, this office, l'hone
40, or call at tho office.
The local luupbturs beat Ashland by i
a whisker last eve, and now sonic of j
our leading Sopranos are bassos.
William Jennings liryan's arguments
against the Darwinian theory, that
mull sprang fi'jin monkeys, proves It.
RippSiiRhumos
9 wu nsron
THE TAX GROUCH..
Y income tax has now been paid, and .when T dug the money
said. "This life's a thing of shade, that once was fair ami
sunny. The way they cinch an old fat bard is something fierce
and".bitter; there is no sense in working hard, far better be a
quitter. The burdens thrifty men endure call out for 'language
rnnty; true wisdom lies in being poor, and" living in a shanty."
A beggar stopped me in my tracks; in my kind heart he trusted;
I said, "I've paid my income tax, nnd, like yourself, I'm busted."
The pastor asked me for ii bone to help to paint the steeple; I
said, "My taxes make me groan, I wait with ruined people." My
wife declares the friends she meets smile at the lid she's wearing;
I show her then my tax receipts, and shed some tears despairing.
The village live wires come and say they need some coin for boost
ing; I sigh, "My roubles' are today with tax collectors roosting."
This is the way the voter feels when modern laws bereft him; vith
zealous care he hoards the wheels the tax collector left him. lint
in a while he looks and sees what other lands arc doing, marks
how the foreign voter flees, with taxes still pursuing; he blushes
for Lis discontent, for tears lhat he let trickle, and gives the beg
gcrman a cent, the clergyman a nickel.
20 Saloons Closed in
Hudson, N. Carolina
lit" DSON'. N. C.,' March JO. Po
lice Chief Jthn Cruiso. Jr., was under
suspension, twenty saloons and hotels
were closed and slate troopers had
assumed ptlicn duty hero today ns
the result of raids hy morn than a
dry7.cn prohibition agent.
Ten men were arrested hat Clfy
Judge May refused to hold thetn, on
tho ground that cpeclflc charges
wero not preferred. The llodnon
public safety crmmKtion ordered the
suspension of Chief Cruise, charging
neglect of duty.
6-Foot Law j er Looked
Like Pumpkin
"I was often dolibled ' up with
pains in my stoniaib and was yellow
as ii pumpkin before taking Mayr's
Wonderful Itemed)-, which 10 years
.igo saved my life. My friends had
given up nil hopes of my recovery,
:m the best doctors did not help inc.
Am enjoying the best of health now."
It is n simple, harmless preparation
that removes the catarrhal mucus
from 1)ie intestinal tract nnd nllnys
the iiiflnninuition which muses pnic.
tlcally all stoiuiii'h, llwr nnd Intent!
nnl ailments, including appendicitis.
One done will convince, or money rv
fundeiU At all rttnirnlMts. Adv.
hinging for a clean tie, cigar, plp, or
for a chew. Just pluc a harmless No- j
To-ltae tablet in your mouth Instead. (
U help relievo thut awful tbulr.
rlnortly the hublt may m completely j
broken, nnd you 'nro better oft men-,
tally, physically, financially. It's ao,
easy, bo slnipl". riot a hot of No-1
To-llac, and If It doesn't release you '
from all craving for tnbaeeo. In any i
form, your drungist wilt refund your '
money wltho.it nuestlou. Adv. i
SPECIAL FOR SATURDAY
Adjustable Dish Drainers at $1.25
'rr," s,
Makes Dish Wasliing a Pleasure
rVfnHprn PI it mm nor Xr Hnatmnr l!r
Phone 620 Sparta Bldg.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
. COUNTY COMMISSIONER
Thos. II. Simpson, of Ashland,
nuthorb.es his announcement ot a Can
didate for the nomination for the office
of County CommfsHlonor of Jackson
County, subject to the decision of the
Republican voters of said county at
the Primary Election, May 19th, 1022.
Adv.
MANN'S The Best Goods for the Price, No Matter What the Price MANN'S
Get that Spring : Suit Now
You have ;i larjje selection of pod Suits In i
mkmwo iroin.
Prices arc as aftfTiet ive as the elotlies tlieni-
8'lv(V?. '
Conic in. We'll slifjw you the elotlies that
have made this store the style center.
(Jt)od eltjthes cost less in th" eii'l
always have and always v. ill love the
eeonoinieal. .
They
iimst
C H ERR O
Why should you ft w.. am waste about
The thlwm of iMfih, yott do willt
: .... on if ." t i '' '
You seldom find Jtreat Joy, In having.
Home Utile UiIiik you're former
' slaving.
I t.uaianlccd Hind Wheat
FLOUR
For Ifili Class 1'afrotisKe
At Votir drorer'n.
(HlotheiS ....
fOfcYOUNC Ml" M AND MtM
V.HU61AYYOUN0
$40 $45 $50
.
Styleplus
Clothes
$25 $30 $35
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