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PAGE FOUR- iMEDFORD MAITj TRIBUNE, MEDFORD. OREO ON. THURSDAY, MAKOT 0. 1022 t2F0RD Mail Tribune AN INDKPENDKNT MKWSPAPKIt PUijLlHItKU EVK11T AKTKRNOON i nxNciT kUnijat hy Tim KIIOIU HUNTING CO. tit Mmlford Sunday Hun la furnlah ubwrrtbers dnalruis a aaven dy daily nwappr. Offlca Mull Tribune Building, IS-lT-St North Fir atreet. l'liona J&. A eonMltcUtlon of the Democratic Tlmea, th Medford Mall, the Medfnrd TrlbuM, the Southern Oregonlan. The A all land Tribune. HOP.KHT W. MWU, Bdltor. BUMPTICK 8. BMITH. Manager. VBaexsrrioa tsbjmi BT MAIL In Advance: pally, with Sunday Kun, yr.....iT.K iMlly, with Sum lay Bun, month.... .76 (tolly, without Sunday Sun, r ... t.tO - (tolly, without Sunday Hun, month .S Vly Mall Tribune, on year. l.e Sunday Bun, one year 1.00 ' CAIlRlKR In Medford. Ashland. JMkaoDVjJle, Central Point, l'noenlx, Taieni: ttolly, with Sunday Bun, month. ..75 ially, without Sunday Hun. month .5 tolljr, without Sunday Hun. year- T.50 Wily, with Sunday Sun. one yar .& Ail trrnia by carrier, cash In advance. Official paper of the City of Medford. Official paper of Jackaon County. ' BwnrtvtbUiy averaa-e dreiilatioi !tor II Dwnlha ending Oct.. XAil. S355 Rntercd aa an una c?.ia matter at Medford, Oreson, under the act of March C u;. MEMBERS OF THK ASSOCIATED TT- .1 . PRESS. Ttm Associated I'reaa la exclusively : entitled to the ue for publication of U news diapatchea oreiliied to It, or . not otherwise credited In this paper, knit ; ajaa the local news published herein. -All rlhts ot republication of apeclml ' digpatehea herein are also reserved.' Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Parry. All doubt about the peace treaties pacing by, an overwhelming vole is dispelled by the news that Woodrow Wilson is well enough to oppose them. The filar of bright haloes, and the flutter of wings is heard in the pri mary campaign- All the candidates can now make their Toices tremble, while telling the women, "the b-o-y-s and g-f-r-l-s m-u-8-t be av-e-d!!" ' Scions of Portland Elite" were nabbed in the raid on a lowdown negro dire Sunday. It is not socially correct to be caught in such a place, so the metropolitan Rallies could only publish the - correct, name of a working girl, who had so friends and less money, but was among those present Here after, when the Rose City kops are rTrcomeith righteousness, they will probably advertise where they are go ing. .." ECONOMICS VS. POLITICS IF YOt'H friciul Jones wore attacked by thus, and you went to his rescue, snve'd Jones' life, and then loaned Jones money to nay his doctors' bills, you would naturally expect Jones to pay back that lonii, promptly and with a grateful heart. So the man in the street regards the loans Uncle Sam made to his European allies in the world war. All this talk about euneelluig the loans to Eiiglaml and France makes the American people as a whole unspeakably sick. Both tlie busiiu-9. and moral obligations appear plain. Any public man who would seriously udvoeate wiping out these, rightful debts, would be hounded out of office by outraged public opinion- , v - Nevertheless all the best informed economists seem to thiuk this is the thing to lo. And now comes Frank H. Sinionds, hi the current "Review of Reviews" and also says it is the thing to do. The payment of these billions declares Mr. Sinionds will do Uncle Sam far more harm than good, will in fact compel our Uncle to jump from the frying pan into the fire. For all these debt eau't be paid in cash, most must be paid in goods. And being paid in goods, any business revival in this country or in the world will be delayed ten or twenty years. It will add to our too large stocks of gold on one hand, it will increase xmemploy ptent on the other ; the "American farmer, cotton grower, cattle raiser will find his market still farther restricted and the return of pros perity iu the United States will be thereby further delayed." Assuming Mr. Sinionds and the economists are right, the diffi culty before the present administration, or any administration, is plain. The American people as a whole, have no time for fine spun economic theories. They see the situation in broad and simple out lines, as illustrated in the example of Jones. ...... , Under the circumstances With the payment of the foreign debt in 25 years with interest agreed upon, it is-uot surprising that President Harding should feel justified in seeking physical rehabilitation with his golf sticks, somewhere in Florida. There' are, however, so many reasons for adding Diamond Lake to tkfijjark that they seem to outweigh all considerations of power. The plan would add indefinitely to the attractiveness of Crater Lake park. It would give the railroads aud the National Park bureau yreatly increased data for advertising Oregon attractions. It would go far to solve the problem of making resort hotels iu the park self supporting. And there are other reasons. Portland Journal. SEVEN NEBRASKA MOTHERS ATTEND GIRL'S SCHOOL LINCOLN. Nob.. March Seven Ne braska mothers, carry ing Irom four to ten credit hours, have become the schoolmates of their daughters at the I'niverrlty f Nebraska. In the cane of two ot the mothers it h the realita- lion of a girlhood ambition Ui attend college, Tim others are enrolled for individual purrxmcs, one to lenrn Amor, (can Jdoals. another to tit ml y modern student life, and still another to thoo-rtie. Mrs. I". C. Hrecht Is the mother of three children, all icirls. and now tier claasmutes. The entire 'family Is study ing dairy and animal hutiUandry. (daughter Kmma and tier mother. Mrs. Kmma J. Koech, frequently are uiititaken for sinters In university cir cles. Mrs. Kosrli is a sophomore, and besides, litis two stppgriiiulda lighters in Coiner uutveraily. Art. rennais sancc history and economics are found on Mrs. Roach's card. Mrs. Frvderica I .an received her higher education In a German institu tion. So she entered the university with her two daughters to "bo with Americana ami lenrn their Ideals." ' Philosophy, art. history, federal ad ministration, economics, buainess ad ministration and kindred subjects draw the mothers of tour other stu dents to the university. To of these mothers report It "rather hard to get back iuto the swing of school work there Is so much to unlearn that we learned before." These mothers re port a change in theories but to their liking. These seven mothers are regularly enrolled students. HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW? Quill Points , The inevitable: A lazy man's alibi. "WHEN DIAMOND CUTS DIAMOND" M- '.- -V(U.'P. Dispatch) dan iPrwicisco; Feb. 6. Anita Diaaioflilhas been granted a dt ' Jvorce from Louis Diamond. Jeweler on grounds of desertion. She was ' awarded. J the custody of their daughter,' Ruby. James! j-i Jeffries has started his career aa an evangelist at Los Angeles, and did not play leap frog with the pulpit, or turn handsprings down the : aisle- The ex-champion will not be much of a success from this start, though, as -he gains experience, he may " be anie to leave a town he visits in i cucb. shape It will never get over one of his revivals. . The report states that Mr.' Jeffries' first collection was large. . with the minimum of pants buttons. Farmers are alleging there has not been enough rain in the valley this year. The only time there was enough rain was the year of the first and bit; gest flood. C-Heller was over from Willows Saturday evening to attend the dance. .-(Chlco Enterprise). Only a few of the tribe left. Hollywood apjears to be in netd of a little judioious pruning. "The voice of the people demands sound financing" Sure. - Hut it needs a sound amplifier. . . ' Suggested subhead for all stories concerning methods of raising the bonus: "Read 'em and weep." . A woman never realizes that the worst has happened until the salesman says: "We have some charming models in stouts." The public is beginning to suspect that a star of first magnitude is one who loves the director. ', What we can't understand is how the small investor so unerringly picks out the swindlers to handle his funds. When one's arteries begin to harden, about the only pleasure left is that of scolding about the way the young people dress. The agricultural bloc can't remove all of the farmer's troubles, however, unless it can get control of the weather bureau. , When a car can't pull through, they say the engine is missing; when a bank can't pull through, they say the cashier js missing. ' A WELL THROWN FIT (New York Herald) For two or ' three years the purists, in congress have viewed with horror the alleged expendi tures made by Senator Newberry from his own purse from his own purse, mind you to secure his nomination for the United States senate. Today many of these same men these same purists, mind you who denounced Newberry in bitterest and most scathing terms, we themselves' out for the pur- chase of votes, but this time not with their own money but with, your money, Mr. Citizen. This is whut' Jtunrnlng through the bonus 'bill means stated in cold facts. VVANTED Male stenographer for Sao Joaquin Valley who cap cook and who is a practicing attorney. (Want Ad Los Angeles Times). And, after Doner mow the lawn. - ; " ' THE LOVING CUP : (With apologies to Walt Mason) To the City of Roses was given a cup full of posies, flowers of gratitude and appreciation for generous deeds too many to mention; but just to recall a fuw, as humble pensioners should do there's help to our normal school, the fishing bill tho trout to fool, their , boosting loud for Crater Lake, and, for the good land sake! I most forgot the Japs!? Yes they have roses in their laps and coffee and canned stuff to oil; yesthey do need us like well. It will do to tell, how much we of to them, then perhaps, maybe, when they have something to give, the cup will prove to be a sieve; the gratitude bread will come back as a cake, full of raisins and plums for someone to take. "And he stuck in his thumb, and he pulled out a plum, and he said 'oh my! I'll be a congressman bye und bye.' " - PEGGY LOVE. Uu RipplinjJRhiinQsl ,'TWAS EVER THUS. I WEAR my silken shirts and scarves, and shoes that cost twelve bones, and somewhere some poor aleck starves, and sends up anguished groans. I eat long strips of costly pic, and drink imported tea; and hungry reubens amble by, and doubtless snarl at me. I ride around in my sedan whose price was pretty steep, and pass some sore and seedy man who has no place to sleep. Oh, is it right and is it just for me to ride in state, Miiile, blinded by my smoke and dust, toils on some hapless skate ! Am I a sinner when I eat, or buy a gorgeous lid, or clothe, my large but shapely feet in kangaroo or kid? "Would there be less pov erty, of sorrow and despair, if I should from the fleshpots flee and fill a hermit's lairf I doubt it much; 'the wail of woe would rise from people riled, if I should let my whiskers grow and in the woods run wild. If I quit buying shirts and hats, with my spare chickeufced, some girls in crowded city flats might lose the jobs they need. The boss would say, "There's been a slump in span gled shirts and socks, and so I shoo you to the dump, and pay you no more rocks." It's hard to know just what to do, in this cheap vale of tears; the thing that looks all right to you, to me a frost appears. The spirit to serve effi ciently, quickly and to the utmost of our ability characterizes tte Service that our organization offers. I. Who will take the lmil of ClirlHtuM in the l'K.iWu l'Uiy till yenr? !. What H reed bird? U. Huw recent iu tliu oliuiil ot tliu wold, "normalcy t" ' 4. Which matin product) llio bot WHtcrmi'loim? C, lluw 1m thn cltflt ot lull iccUoncU. by Ui foot or by Urn yard? ii. What jffim the nntoiinl ot tho mm wiku nil ri-iinu srumcu . iv ami conl miner T T. When wtis tho tiH etitth bonus Wll paMH-d? H. tin what --niLicr was It that l.ord Kitchener wim atilttug when ho lOKt bin lltVT 9. How ninny letters wore litunlled last year by tho, dead lutler office? iv. ur mm nmouiil How! nmuy pieces of matt woio eirculuis and advertising mutter? Answer to YcMterdny'M (Jucatloiix : 1. Is there n .Mohaniiiii'dmi liio nw in this country? Ann. Ow wim recently built iu IUkIUiuiU 1'iuk, lw tn.lt, Mich. S. What U the area of New (iul ilea? Ana. 3I3.3: miuuru iuiIcm. S. In vhul year In Ucf 1:iImcoii creilltcU with havliii; illm nvrreil America? Ana. In th year of 1000. I. tin which Hiila of the MImhIm nlpi'i river la New Orlinna? Ana, Knit. t. Whnt is apoctruiii analysis? (An. Hiu-elruiu nnalyai l the mode of lenrntnic thu hyical ami j chemical coniiiwltloi ot huhch, chief jty in IncntHlemvnt mate. I I'. When tlid moncv commi'licti tn jfluy an Important part In world nf jfulra? A ii.i. Juki bvfoi tho birth of Christ. 7. For whom wuh Tatouuhbi mini d? An. For Abel J. TiiMiiutu thu dlscoviirr. 8. Whut In the vulue of the rail roads; of the I'lilted Ktulos? An Tho lontntlvK vulue has beun fixed at $ltt.9OO,0t)0.0OO. S. How much wn th Wnr conttiitr tho t'nltfd KtnU-N dully ut thn thno of the nrtnlmlce? Ana. f&O.OoO.OOO. 10. lluw much monev wna collud ed hint year from parcel por package insurance? Ana. tt.it 1,000.0. s Looks Good Tlicfc hius lit'fu a liig rt'tliiftiiiu in DIAMONDS-A 40' CUT Wt a v niiikin.tj our afririfo now. Wo will cliiso tut our slot'k at loss than 1 1wy nst us. Solid Platinum Wedding Rings for $20.00. You will altsolutolyn'ct just what you pay for. Lot us show you. FAY E. DIAMOND, Jeweler Medford MMaaMa-aMaavhjajswaMsi i n i an . .ommmw. mmtmmmmmmmm r . . i Quotes Shakespeare In Child Labor Case WASHINGTON. Mar. S A brief of many- novel and unusual feat urea hns ben filod in tho miprvmo court by the government in the child labor law .cajws, oncuuierit on which wa begmit lat yvaterday.:, . In it tollcl'lor -Oeiifrnl Ueck quote ShakoHpearo at U-nEtH in aupport of tho contention that "ualta the people themselv' awaken te the fact that they thenim-lvia musf defend and preserve their own itntitutlona and not rely wholly upon thin court aa a tutelary guardian, a sfrtoua If not a revolutionary change may develop." ' The brief qIho through an appen dix points a hlKtorleal moral in the KYeneh revolution, which parallel column method are ucd to strength en the argument. ; Wire Hundreds Houses For Radio Telephone PHILADELPHIA, Mar. 9. A locnl builder announced today that tho one hundred million dollars worth of houaea he t building will be wired for radio telephone avrvlce. CHICAGO, Mar. 9. Tho local weather bureau Is completion; plana for tho broadcasting of weather re ports by radio. The ai-rvlco in expect- d to atart within a day or two and in expected to reach a 200-mlIc radlUH. Girt to Travel 1700 Miles to Wed Thiele A X t " HjL) It A t ! K, Aloaku. Mar. . Trovcllnir I "00 mllea. 100 miU-n of which muxt he neiultntcd by do tenni, Mlwi Mary, .t'otiltij-. a trntoed nurne, fornii-rlyi utj Aim.-rndti..' Mont la oii 'her wny ivrii'i Ali kill. In; tht Kmii)kwlm country. : I i Juhoau, whetit'hhe will wed fori Titled, act Ing xolvi nof if AI.ViK i tiiriyilft' April.' . ... .. & zfrxt--ct: RELIEVES RllEUMATlSn IUlif i-b!d A-fif Vtjfnct ti ; good hot appHcatkmt arc UMd. ' lb bcM and hottt-tt U THE UNIVERSAL CAR THE FORD SEDAN BEGY'S MUSTARINE jiit rob It on It won't bliaiw--Nu-rilU and Muralgla alio 30c 60c ytl low box. Best Home Brew ItmvvMMta-nlitht tor the whola family--ruUI th howU -sut llwr and tl.nch In tint condition- time iwtlrr. Purl vlihl Xlc rackaac Tnnt't hulth In awry cupol CELERY KING An Men rr fur the family Itt ir the rr round. Warm and wy In cold, inlny wlntrr vienther ami cool nix I on-n in mininirr time. lt' tlmpllclty ami case of oierailoii auublfM any luem 'lM-r of tho family to dHve It. It aturdy, darwlde (Hinalrnrtiun liiNUrea lonjj life) of im-tv lr-l ta ern umy of iM-rnllon and low tint root raablen ntiy fnnilly to enloy one. , I'hone III, our demon -am lor U at your aertirv. 1'i-ove, iu juurwlf, the kuimtIoc (ualltle tluit rer ommeiiil Ui- l onl Kt-iutn to ymi. 0. E. GATES AUTO CO. Ox-, eixtii aad lwci!c Il&bwai ' UllVTU'S 1KVG STOKE CHANGE IN SCHEDULE . i:m:(Tivu 11:11.1, i&ea ;',' ; MEDFORD ROSEBURG STAGES . i' lally K.cept Hnntlar LV. MIC1IX)RU 10 A. SI. LV. IKWElllllO I.fH V, M. MIA.NTS r.iSH-Mi:i)l OKI) HTAGUH Dally and Sunday Iavn Medfonl -10.OO A.I.- 1.00 V. M. 4 .ao 1. M. Lrare O rant a 10.00 A. M. I.OO 1'. M. 4.13 1. M. Farcat Iedford-Grnnl J'aaa, 11.13; Crania 1'aaa-IlotM-barg, fJ.OO) Mcdford-IUmeburg I.15. Good for That "Flu" Cough j For quick relief from, tho wearing j cough that "hang on'' uftor tho grippe or influenza, take Foley's Honey and Tar. Mra. K. V. Drake. Clillds. Md.. write: "After an attack of the flu that left mo with a severe cough nothing Hewncd to relieve mo till I tried Foley's Honey and Tur, which I can highly recommend." It la also good for croup, whooping cough and colds. It puts a soothing, healing coating over the inflamed "m-faces, cuts the phlegm. eases hoarsen -as, clears the air pas sages. Sold everywhere. ANNOUNCEMENTS COUNTY COMMISSIONER Thos. II. Simpson, of Ashland. authorizes his announcement as a Can didate for the nomination for the office of County Commissioner of JacksCn County, subject to the decision of the Republican voters of said bounty at the rrimary Election, May 19th, 1922. Aav. CHERRO There was once a young man called Lutchcs, Wrho carried our Flour to. his hutches. Andj now, I declare, we don't even dare, To keep it out of bis clutches. Guaranteed Hard Wheat FLOUR For Hili CUm Patronage At Your Grocer's. SENSATIONAL . - Oldsmobile Four ' Touring Car $1385 at SrcdforoV ! Busy Corner Motor Co. Main at Itiveraldo The Greatest Automobile Value in America NEW PRICE Down to ii 00 Completely Equipped at Med ford ' -'',. "V, ,. , . Thb powerful little four-cylinder car, with 130-inch spring bate, baked enamel body, heavy steel, fenders, self-starters High clear ance and numerous other unusual, features certainly offers the biggest value for the money of any automobile in the world. TOURING CAR ,. .$695.00 ROADSTER ....... $695.00 SEDAN . . . . $1090.00 COUPE ......... $1036.00 CHASSIS $595.00 Prices F.O.B. Medford - , orimer 1VJAINAT, RIVERSIDE MotoirCo. m u-u' "ime ii ii mi n . i.n.i.,