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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Parry.
All doubt about the peace treaties
pacing by, an overwhelming vole is
dispelled by the news that Woodrow
Wilson is well enough to oppose them.
The filar of bright haloes, and the
flutter of wings is heard in the pri
mary campaign- All the candidates can
now make their Toices tremble, while
telling the women, "the b-o-y-s and
g-f-r-l-s m-u-8-t be av-e-d!!"
' Scions of Portland Elite" were
nabbed in the raid on a lowdown negro
dire Sunday. It is not socially correct
to be caught in such a place, so the
metropolitan Rallies could only publish
the - correct, name of a working girl,
who had so friends and less money,
but was among those present Here
after, when the Rose City kops are
rTrcomeith righteousness, they will
probably advertise where they are go
ing. .."
ECONOMICS VS. POLITICS
IF YOt'H friciul Jones wore attacked by thus, and you went to
his rescue, snve'd Jones' life, and then loaned Jones money to nay
his doctors' bills, you would naturally expect Jones to pay back that
lonii, promptly and with a grateful heart.
So the man in the street regards the loans Uncle Sam made to his
European allies in the world war. All this talk about euneelluig the
loans to Eiiglaml and France makes the American people as a whole
unspeakably sick. Both tlie busiiu-9. and moral obligations appear
plain. Any public man who would seriously udvoeate wiping out
these, rightful debts, would be hounded out of office by outraged
public opinion- , v -
Nevertheless all the best informed economists seem to thiuk this
is the thing to lo. And now comes Frank H. Sinionds, hi the current
"Review of Reviews" and also says it is the thing to do.
The payment of these billions declares Mr. Sinionds will do Uncle
Sam far more harm than good, will in fact compel our Uncle to jump
from the frying pan into the fire.
For all these debt eau't be paid in cash, most must be paid in
goods. And being paid in goods, any business revival in this country
or in the world will be delayed ten or twenty years. It will add to
our too large stocks of gold on one hand, it will increase xmemploy
ptent on the other ; the "American farmer, cotton grower, cattle raiser
will find his market still farther restricted and the return of pros
perity iu the United States will be thereby further delayed."
Assuming Mr. Sinionds and the economists are right, the diffi
culty before the present administration, or any administration, is
plain. The American people as a whole, have no time for fine spun
economic theories. They see the situation in broad and simple out
lines, as illustrated in the example of Jones. ...... ,
Under the circumstances With the payment of the foreign debt in
25 years with interest agreed upon, it is-uot surprising that President
Harding should feel justified in seeking physical rehabilitation with
his golf sticks, somewhere in Florida.
There' are, however, so many reasons for adding Diamond Lake
to tkfijjark that they seem to outweigh all considerations of power.
The plan would add indefinitely to the attractiveness of Crater Lake
park. It would give the railroads aud the National Park bureau
yreatly increased data for advertising Oregon attractions. It would
go far to solve the problem of making resort hotels iu the park self
supporting.
And there are other reasons. Portland Journal.
SEVEN NEBRASKA
MOTHERS ATTEND
GIRL'S SCHOOL
LINCOLN. Nob.. March Seven Ne
braska mothers, carry ing Irom four to
ten credit hours, have become the
schoolmates of their daughters at the
I'niverrlty f Nebraska. In the cane
of two ot the mothers it h the realita-
lion of a girlhood ambition Ui attend
college, Tim others are enrolled for
individual purrxmcs, one to lenrn Amor,
(can Jdoals. another to tit ml y modern
student life, and still another to thoo-rtie.
Mrs. I". C. Hrecht Is the mother of
three children, all icirls. and now tier
claasmutes. The entire 'family Is study
ing dairy and animal hutiUandry.
(daughter Kmma and tier mother.
Mrs. Kmma J. Koech, frequently are
uiititaken for sinters In university cir
cles. Mrs. Kosrli is a sophomore, and
besides, litis two stppgriiiulda lighters
in Coiner uutveraily. Art. rennais
sancc history and economics are found
on Mrs. Roach's card.
Mrs. Frvderica I .an received her
higher education In a German institu
tion. So she entered the university
with her two daughters to "bo with
Americana ami lenrn their Ideals." '
Philosophy, art. history, federal ad
ministration, economics, buainess ad
ministration and kindred subjects
draw the mothers of tour other stu
dents to the university. To of these
mothers report It "rather hard to get
back iuto the swing of school work
there Is so much to unlearn that we
learned before." These mothers re
port a change in theories but to their
liking.
These seven mothers are regularly
enrolled students.
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
Quill Points
, The inevitable: A lazy man's alibi.
"WHEN DIAMOND CUTS DIAMOND"
M- '.- -V(U.'P. Dispatch)
dan iPrwicisco; Feb. 6. Anita
Diaaioflilhas been granted a dt
' Jvorce from Louis Diamond. Jeweler
on grounds of desertion. She was '
awarded. J the custody of their
daughter,' Ruby.
James! j-i Jeffries has started his
career aa an evangelist at Los Angeles,
and did not play leap frog with the
pulpit, or turn handsprings down the
: aisle- The ex-champion will not be
much of a success from this start,
though, as -he gains experience, he may
" be anie to leave a town he visits in
i cucb. shape It will never get over one
of his revivals. . The report states that
Mr.' Jeffries' first collection was large.
. with the minimum of pants buttons.
Farmers are alleging there has not
been enough rain in the valley this
year. The only time there was enough
rain was the year of the first and bit;
gest flood.
C-Heller was over from Willows
Saturday evening to attend the dance.
.-(Chlco Enterprise). Only a few of
the tribe left.
Hollywood apjears to be in netd of a little judioious pruning.
"The voice of the people demands sound financing" Sure. - Hut
it needs a sound amplifier. . . '
Suggested subhead for all stories concerning methods of raising
the bonus: "Read 'em and weep." .
A woman never realizes that the worst has happened until the
salesman says: "We have some charming models in stouts."
The public is beginning to suspect that a star of first magnitude
is one who loves the director. ',
What we can't understand is how the small investor so unerringly
picks out the swindlers to handle his funds.
When one's arteries begin to harden, about the only pleasure left
is that of scolding about the way the young people dress.
The agricultural bloc can't remove all of the farmer's troubles,
however, unless it can get control of the weather bureau. ,
When a car can't pull through, they say the engine is missing;
when a bank can't pull through, they say the cashier js missing.
' A WELL THROWN FIT
(New York Herald)
For two or ' three years the
purists, in congress have viewed
with horror the alleged expendi
tures made by Senator Newberry
from his own purse from his own
purse, mind you to secure his
nomination for the United States
senate. Today many of these same
men these same purists, mind
you who denounced Newberry in
bitterest and most scathing terms,
we themselves' out for the pur-
chase of votes, but this time not
with their own money but with,
your money, Mr. Citizen. This is
whut' Jtunrnlng through the bonus
'bill means stated in cold facts.
VVANTED Male stenographer for
Sao Joaquin Valley who cap cook and
who is a practicing attorney. (Want
Ad Los Angeles Times). And, after
Doner mow the lawn. - ;
" ' THE LOVING CUP
: (With apologies to Walt Mason)
To the City of Roses was given a cup
full of posies, flowers of gratitude and
appreciation for generous deeds too
many to mention; but just to recall a
fuw, as humble pensioners should do
there's help to our normal school, the
fishing bill tho trout to fool, their
, boosting loud for Crater Lake, and, for
the good land sake! I most forgot the
Japs!? Yes they have roses in their
laps and coffee and canned stuff to
oil; yesthey do need us like well.
It will do to tell, how much we of to
them, then perhaps, maybe, when they
have something to give, the cup will
prove to be a sieve; the gratitude
bread will come back as a cake, full of
raisins and plums for someone to take.
"And he stuck in his thumb, and he
pulled out a plum, and he said 'oh my!
I'll be a congressman bye und bye.' "
- PEGGY LOVE.
Uu RipplinjJRhiinQsl
,'TWAS EVER THUS.
I WEAR my silken shirts and scarves, and shoes that cost
twelve bones, and somewhere some poor aleck starves, and
sends up anguished groans. I eat long strips of costly pic, and
drink imported tea; and hungry reubens amble by, and doubtless
snarl at me. I ride around in my sedan whose price was pretty
steep, and pass some sore and seedy man who has no place to
sleep. Oh, is it right and is it just for me to ride in state, Miiile,
blinded by my smoke and dust, toils on some hapless skate ! Am
I a sinner when I eat, or buy a gorgeous lid, or clothe, my large
but shapely feet in kangaroo or kid? "Would there be less pov
erty, of sorrow and despair, if I should from the fleshpots flee
and fill a hermit's lairf I doubt it much; 'the wail of woe would
rise from people riled, if I should let my whiskers grow and in the
woods run wild. If I quit buying shirts and hats, with my spare
chickeufced, some girls in crowded city flats might lose the jobs
they need. The boss would say, "There's been a slump in span
gled shirts and socks, and so I shoo you to the dump, and pay you
no more rocks." It's hard to know just what to do, in this cheap
vale of tears; the thing that looks all right to you, to me a frost
appears.
The spirit to serve effi
ciently, quickly and to the
utmost of our ability
characterizes tte Service
that our organization offers.
I. Who will take the lmil of
ClirlHtuM in the l'K.iWu l'Uiy till
yenr?
!. What H reed bird?
U. Huw recent iu tliu oliuiil ot tliu
wold, "normalcy t" '
4. Which matin product) llio bot
WHtcrmi'loim?
C, lluw 1m thn cltflt ot lull
iccUoncU. by Ui foot or by Urn yard?
ii. What jffim the nntoiinl ot tho
mm wiku nil ri-iinu srumcu . iv ami
conl miner T
T. When wtis tho tiH etitth bonus
Wll paMH-d?
H. tin what --niLicr was It that
l.ord Kitchener wim atilttug when ho
lOKt bin lltVT
9. How ninny letters wore litunlled
last year by tho, dead lutler office?
iv. ur mm nmouiil How! nmuy
pieces of matt woio eirculuis and
advertising mutter?
Answer to YcMterdny'M (Jucatloiix :
1. Is there n .Mohaniiiii'dmi liio
nw in this country? Ann. Ow wim
recently built iu IUkIUiuiU 1'iuk, lw
tn.lt, Mich.
S. What U the area of New (iul
ilea? Ana. 3I3.3: miuuru iuiIcm.
S. In vhul year In Ucf 1:iImcoii
creilltcU with havliii; illm nvrreil
America? Ana. In th year of 1000.
I. tin which Hiila of the MImhIm
nlpi'i river la New Orlinna? Ana,
Knit.
t. Whnt is apoctruiii analysis?
(An. Hiu-elruiu nnalyai l the
mode of lenrntnic thu hyical ami
j chemical coniiiwltloi ot huhch, chief
jty in IncntHlemvnt mate.
I I'. When tlid moncv commi'licti tn
jfluy an Important part In world nf
jfulra? A ii.i. Juki bvfoi tho birth
of Christ.
7. For whom wuh Tatouuhbi mini
d? An. For Abel J. TiiMiiutu thu
dlscoviirr.
8. Whut In the vulue of the rail
roads; of the I'lilted Ktulos? An
Tho lontntlvK vulue has beun fixed
at $ltt.9OO,0t)0.0OO.
S. How much wn th Wnr conttiitr
tho t'nltfd KtnU-N dully ut thn thno of
the nrtnlmlce? Ana. f&O.OoO.OOO.
10. lluw much monev wna collud
ed hint year from parcel por package
insurance? Ana. tt.it 1,000.0. s
Looks Good
Tlicfc hius lit'fu a liig rt'tliiftiiiu in
DIAMONDS-A 40' CUT
Wt a v niiikin.tj our afririfo now. Wo will cliiso
tut our slot'k at loss than 1 1wy nst us.
Solid Platinum Wedding Rings for $20.00.
You will altsolutolyn'ct just what you pay for.
Lot us show you.
FAY E. DIAMOND, Jeweler
Medford
MMaaMa-aMaavhjajswaMsi i n i an . .ommmw. mmtmmmmmmmm
r . . i
Quotes Shakespeare
In Child Labor Case
WASHINGTON. Mar. S A brief
of many- novel and unusual feat urea
hns ben filod in tho miprvmo court
by the government in the child labor
law .cajws, oncuuierit on which wa
begmit lat yvaterday.:, .
In it tollcl'lor -Oeiifrnl Ueck quote
ShakoHpearo at U-nEtH in aupport of
tho contention that "ualta the people
themselv' awaken te the fact that
they thenim-lvia musf defend and
preserve their own itntitutlona and
not rely wholly upon thin court aa a
tutelary guardian, a sfrtoua If not a
revolutionary change may develop."
' The brief qIho through an appen
dix points a hlKtorleal moral in the
KYeneh revolution, which parallel
column method are ucd to strength
en the argument. ;
Wire Hundreds Houses
For Radio Telephone
PHILADELPHIA, Mar. 9. A locnl
builder announced today that tho
one hundred million dollars worth of
houaea he t building will be wired
for radio telephone avrvlce.
CHICAGO, Mar. 9. Tho local
weather bureau Is completion; plana
for tho broadcasting of weather re
ports by radio. The ai-rvlco in expect-
d to atart within a day or two and
in expected to reach a 200-mlIc
radlUH.
Girt to Travel 1700
Miles to Wed Thiele
A X t " HjL) It A t ! K, Aloaku. Mar. .
Trovcllnir I "00 mllea. 100 miU-n of
which muxt he neiultntcd by do
tenni, Mlwi Mary, .t'otiltij-. a trntoed
nurne, fornii-rlyi utj Aim.-rndti..' Mont
la oii 'her wny ivrii'i Ali kill. In; tht
Kmii)kwlm country. : I i Juhoau,
whetit'hhe will wed fori Titled, act
Ing xolvi nof if AI.ViK i tiiriyilft' April.'
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Good for That "Flu" Cough j
For quick relief from, tho wearing j
cough that "hang on'' uftor tho grippe
or influenza, take Foley's Honey and
Tar. Mra. K. V. Drake. Clillds. Md..
write: "After an attack of the flu that
left mo with a severe cough nothing
Hewncd to relieve mo till I tried
Foley's Honey and Tur, which I can
highly recommend." It la also good
for croup, whooping cough and colds.
It puts a soothing, healing coating over
the inflamed "m-faces, cuts the phlegm.
eases hoarsen -as, clears the air pas
sages. Sold everywhere.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
COUNTY COMMISSIONER
Thos. II. Simpson, of Ashland.
authorizes his announcement as a Can
didate for the nomination for the office
of County Commissioner of JacksCn
County, subject to the decision of the
Republican voters of said bounty at
the rrimary Election, May 19th, 1922.
Aav.
CHERRO
There was once a young man called
Lutchcs,
Wrho carried our Flour to. his
hutches.
Andj now, I declare, we don't even
dare,
To keep it out of bis clutches.
Guaranteed Hard Wheat
FLOUR
For Hili CUm Patronage
At Your Grocer's.
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- Oldsmobile Four
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$1385
at SrcdforoV !
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NEW PRICE
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ii
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Completely Equipped at Med ford
' -'',. "V, ,. , .
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TOURING CAR ,. .$695.00 ROADSTER ....... $695.00
SEDAN . . . . $1090.00 COUPE ......... $1036.00
CHASSIS $595.00
Prices F.O.B. Medford
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