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PAGE FOUR MEDFOIil) MAIL T1UTSITNR MKDFOim OWKCiOX. VIM DAY. MARCH X W22 Hkdford Mail Tmbunb AN INriKPENriFVT NKWHPAPKn f'tHl.lHHKI) KVKHV AKTKIlXtKjN KXI'.tTT Kl'NM.AT PV THK MKDPOKD 1'IUNTIMI CO. Til MUfirt nnUy Hun -In furnlhrf dilmorllMT desiring a rvon day dally licWrpapiT. . ! . Offlo Walt Trlouns PulMlng, M-27-M North l-'lr Hit-el, l'lin Ji. A consallilallon of tli lteniocra'tc Time, the Mcdrord Mali, III MtHlfrd Tribune tho Houlliorn oretonlan. The Aihland Tribune. KOHI.KT W. HVltU K'liWf. RUMI'TKIl 8. P.M1T11, Munssvr. iDiicuntoi fiucn BT MAIL In AUvmicp: IiMliy. Mill Sumla.v tfun. yur J.0 Iwtly, ltli Humlny Bun. month ..t " j'Bllr, without Humlay Wnn. yvar .!y . Iailjr, without Hnnilay Sun. ;nonlli .So Vvekly Mull Trlhune. one yiar. 3.00 ' Bun.luv fun. mm y.ar S.00 BY CAItniKtt In Mt?..ford. AsIiImmJ, Jarkoonvlllo, Central Folnt. l-hoenlx, T'nt: Dallr, with Sunday Fun, month..- .is Dally, without Sunday fun, month .65 aUv, without Muiiduy Sun. yrar.. 7. fit) , Imllv, with (Sunday Bun, ww yir .S0 All terms by carrier, cash In adx-anca. Official paptr of the City of Medford. Official paper of Jackaon County. Bworu dally avers circulation for tlx months emliiiB Oct.. S3 Entered s iwnit -- matter at Medford, Orrsou, under th act o( March a. 187. .. LLOYD GEORGE FACES HIS WATERLOO, i N EXT to tlonth tint tuxes tlu most cert n in- t.iin; in tho v-ovM U Waterloo for every suoeessfH. polilioitui. Sooner or later thev nil jret it. Just as certain as tlioy vise, so most tlioy f.Ol.'.vitlier l! volley of ballots or in tiulivilonl times, ly the asiv-ssins nillet.i After countless false alarms, tlio st'ajro seems set at lat for the Waterloo of Premier Lloytl George-. "When he entereil tho House of Commons yestcrilay, after his threat to resign, there' was, according t ) press dispatches nbsolutelyiio tlemonstration. ' This is an ominous sign. Lloyd George has successfully weather eil a score of crises, but only through his tremendous personal opu l.irity and his amazing powers of persuasion. lie has bet, politically dead and buried every new moon, but he has invariably staged a ro.s vrroetion and to the grent delight of bis friends and the eonfifcion of his enemies, proceeded to pilot the ship of state over tho, boumftig bil lows again. - Hut as Greece tired of hcariug Aristides called 41Tho Just," so England at last Las tired of hearing Lloyd .Jeorge milled immortal, llis personal popularity, bis magnetic hold, has jjone. If be is retained, it will ouly be as a shadow of his former self, only becanso England cau't live comfortably with him, she can't, with her present corps of substitutes, live without him. HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW? ME.MDKHS OK THK ASSOCIATED PKFhS. Th AmotUUkJ Itm la excluslvalr entitled to tlt use for republication or 111 new dlHtoties credited to It. or " not otliexwtfo oredttel In Oils paper, and . alao the local news pu'ollshed heroin. All rlshm of republication of special Ye Smudge Pot ' By Arthwr rHrry. Quill Points , Europe uetxls more backers and less Ilacehus. A well-trained bag of beans is one that spills itself when it sees Iiorah coming. 19 reaidtuits of Dotroiw Mich col lidetl witU ft lottle of moonshine Wed nesday. 4 iU no lonser doUge 4tls in the busy tuftrts of trade. , ' - , '. Many citizens are still whispering. The mystery stuff could be shouted from the housetops, without deranging the solar system. BEAUTIFUL FAITH . (Coot Bay Time) LOST 20 dollar bill at Chandler or on street Fluder please leave at Chandler hotet Uriahs sunshine and spring days. By the first of tho week hardy natives ouRht to be running around with their shirt collars unbuttoned. !' Lloyd G?ortt. premier or England, threatens to resisra. This ta what Pre mier ITTiaad of Prance threatened to do, and they unexpectedly toofc hita uo pa it. -..t Vi A, campaign totTsaro the virgin tor sta of Oreg-on ftrom denadement by ruthless hands" is foujenting.j ''The 'Tirgia forests ot Oregon"" have been Attacked by nothing to speak of so far, but iron-jawed woodpeckers. The people will never submit without a Struggle to the natural development of resources-.- U is entirely too much like progreei. The world must chooso between keeping up a dtaturbance and keeping down expenses. . ' Hint to statesmen: The hatchet -will not remain : buried, how ever, under a double cross. And yet we doubt if red theories have done more to retard civili zation than red tape. . Some people may get into the habit and expect Judgment Day to result ".a a lot of mistrials. .Well, if Ford can't make cheap fertilizer at Muscle Shoals, what nre the fertilizer people mad about T The world must devote a little less attention to thickening plots and a little more to thickening soup. "We must conserve the ends of peace." says a statesman. We must, indeed. Ther are getting badly frayed. 1. What Is tho ttveritRo ne tit n Rrniliiiite from Malt seheol? L' Where was Preldnt UarUlitK lorn? ' 3 What the mtlttn of Uto curly presidents? 4 lmt In tho votary now? 5 Who was tho flint provident hot hern it Hi'Ulith nui.jett? ti Approximately what ta the Vuhio of the world's tritde lit a vtur t ?-Vh.:t ltlrilti.Mra Iho mm! mi. lucrous III this country ? 5 lluw l(ng tltK'S It lake a red wood tree to Krow largo oiiotmU to maKo tui loits? , !---From wh.tt part ot tho world doe (lie same of rhetta romc? 10 How loan was I'ontpolt bur led before xcnvatlnu bepan? Answers to yesterday's qtiestlona: t Mow many new dollars were Uidod? Ans. l,OOt5,413. 2 Uevr many men ni employed lit thn PuMmuu eoutpMiiy ope rail up tlopartmont? Aim. 30,000, 3 Is Iceland a part ot North America or IJuropo? Ans. As lo httid U owned by lVnmurk it U class ed as a part of lCurope. 4 Uow does tho population of Holland romparo with that ot the t'nlted States? Aut. Tho popula tion et coutnu'iitul Holland, is Utile im re than the population ot New York City. Adding Holland's lalaud wimvnloivs the iH-pulutlon Incrcusos to almc-U half that ot tho t'nltod Static. i What is carctiu? Aus. It Is tho yellow organic compound to which carrots owe their colur. 6 Will aterl wool burn? Ana.- Stool wool U composed ot sharp threads ct steel and Is not Inflamma- I'lO. 7 What sort ot a hoof has a Rlr afe? Ans. A split hoof l!ko that of a cow. 5 What stale were formed oul t tho territory orlulnally Included under tho name of Virginia? Ana. Kentucky, Indiana. Ohio and Illinois at an early date and later West Vir ginia. 9 Whei are tho Windward la land? Ana. In tho Carrlbbeaa oa. 10 What Is mesmerism? Aus. Mesmerism is thn doctrine that some pewons can exercUw Influence ovpr the will of others by virtue of mys terious power or simply by greater force of will. The public : That portion of our citizenship not identified with Capital, Labor, or the agricultural bloc. Halifax Spooks May Be Waves of Radio ''Every once in a while you find people who. proudly keep. their troubles to themselves. You find 'cm iii.fietiou. " : ' 'CAUSE AND EFFECT ; .(Eugene Register)- , Saturday, March 4. Music by . Eugene Blue Circle orchestra. I will not bo responsible for debts contracted by my wife. Ruby Feltwctl on and after 31 arch 1. GEO. FBLTWELL. - - Tomorrow tho nation will have un dergone two years of Warren G. Hard ing aa blb spade at the country. Ho baa caused no hysterica with halt baked socialistic speeches, and has not been egotistically bullbeaded over re writing the Constitution for the benefit of, the downtrodden Finns. f , Fable : Once upon a time there was a woman who locked the front t,oor and didn't hide the key under the doormat. . A. wan way, think the world is flat, and yet survive. But if he thinks it's on the level, his goose Ls cooked. V. In her secret heart, a woman has a very poor opinion of the good taste of the vamp who has designs on her husband. P. P. Jarvis visited Suuday in Al tany with his mother. Mr. Jarvis has 150 duck' crks. (Albany Democrat). A ply Inference, The 1ki vines bare started to creep up over tbo back porches of tho home (iistUletieH, and the gunny-sacks are being removed frum the roota of the family prapcvlne." . . . " ' A PUGILIST BALLED OUT (Corvallis Gazette-Times) .Tbo etory that Teetae, the . llrowBBvllle butcher-boxer, bad a broken roso and could not box Snyder of Corvallis at the Fire men's Tournament here tomorrow evenioB, , was all wrong. For an hour or so Toetse was bothered . Willi cold feet,' and tbc-y weren't '.. his wife's. . . . l7u RippliiRhijmQs7J H.VIJFAX.'N. ., Mar. 3. Tho prox imity of radio Blatioiw r the latest vx planntion of "aallgnnfMh county spooks-' whfch liiv Urvtin Alexander ; MacDonnld ao'l.;'ully from.botuo and (baffled tntisitirs.! tfire : miderwri (era are discuynioK stiRKeHtlons that ,the mysterrott fires have been due to electric plicnontenon caused . by the powerful wlrele stations at ' Glace Hay.' 8everal Mother famllH-s lu Antl gnnfsh county are reported to have been drlvea from their h juic.i by mys terious fires during the last dozen years. Inquiries received here Indicate that a small army of Ann rfcan newspaper un n is preparing to follow Dr. Walter Franklin Prince, director of tho Amer ican Institute for Scientific Resoarcb, tn has accepted au Invitation to undertake au Inveatlgatlf n of tho myu- tery. GOING TO PIECES. FAMOUS BULL In the China Shop ?Ho KcU Vs Out of War Chief sitting ...... ' Tie putside- : ; - .. . 'The. Appbsgate . IovIhk Cup to. Portland. MY YEARS are ten and fifty, and when I meet my friends, I say I'm feeling nifty, my cheerful spiel ascends. I cry, "Aeh, donncrwettcr, life's autumn is good fun! I wasn't feeling better when I was twenty-one!" I bravely make a showing of being free from cares; but I am always going to some one for re pairs. My molars drive inc nutty, and need the dentist's skill ; he plugs them up with putty, and jars we with his bill. I'm sighing and dodgasting when I am all alone, for I must buy a casting to fix my collar bone ; as daily I grow older, some grievous want ap pears; I need a wooden shoulder, I need some new tin cars. Tho surgeon long lias beckoned, the druggist brings bis pill, and I must go in second when I would climb a bill. Yet cheerfully I canter along the village street, and blithely josh and banter the delegates I meet. "I never stacked up greater," I cry in hollow glee; "I'd whip an alligator, and make a bobcat flee!" Some men may say I'm dotty as on my way I wend, may eveu say I'm naughty to four-flush and pretend; but I believe it's better to spring a cheerful wheeze than talk of gout and tetter and foot-and-mouth disease. , , , Tacoma Girl Is Fatally Hurt in Auto Smash TACOMA. March 3. MWs Monica Srrley. daughter of I-puty r roe tout ing Attorny J. A. Sr-rley, la believod faulty injured aud Captain Ernest K. Doyle, fourth infantry, Cowp Lewis, is painfully injured as a rcbult of a collision between an automobile dr'vim by Captain lkJe and a Kouth Tacoma street car hero last night. Miss Bcrley u believed to have sus tained a tract u rod skull and internal injuries In addltlt a to a brokcu arm. INDIGESTION, GAS OR BAD STOMACH TAKE "DI APEPSIN" 'Tape's Diapepsln' tins proven Itself the surest relief for Indigestion, Gnsos, Flatulence, Heartburn, Sour ners, Fermentation or Stomach Dis tress caused by acidity. A few tab lots give almost immediate stomach relief and ahortly tho stomach is cor rected so you can eat favorito foods without fear. Large case costs only fow rents at druff Wore, Millions liolptMl (iiintidlly, i ; . A3. Quito a delegatfou from the Ashland lodge of Elks was hero lot night in attendance at tbo annual election and tho smoker of the local Elks lodge. Special Saturday Sales SOAP and CANDY See Our Window Heath's Drug' Store The San-Tox Shop 109 East Main Street WOMEN MEN ADMIRE Men ndinlre a pretty face, a sood figure, but more than nil a. buoyant disposition and the charm of happy content. There Is no question Iu4 what a llslit-h.artcd woman Is the Joy of it man's life, but no woman can be happy ond Joyful when dra- do'A'n by th nllriicntK that so oftoit ' dcve'op hi ndiu li-i, iHtckuchc, nrvouinciHi nnd "the blues." ' Wi- nre continually puldliiliin in this paper letters from women who have Iwirn n-stored t henllb by uyaia K. rlnkbam'H VetfcnMo Com poond after dmiors and other modi. clnf have failed to help hem. If you 'ire II! why pt,t ve It u trial. ANNOUNCEMENTS COUNTY COMMISSIONER Tbim. if. Bimpson, of- AJ)land, siithori,eB his ntinoiincement na a Can didate for the nomination for tbo offlct; of. County Commissioner of Jackson County, subject to tho decision of the Republican voters of said county tit tae i'rimary Election, May 19th, 1322 : - ' Adv, Cherro Hard Wheat plow Guaranteed At "Vow OlWnJ V f You use all of G. Washington's Coffee Tin' luilkv, wexvly lilirr, bc.m ch.itT mul by-pioJuct mutter, WU nuke die ntcvty collec nuninvlt, ut tt'cll j the diuirum-diMuibiiis vkIn Ii.ivc been r moved by Mr. Vi'ii-.liinyKin'j irtinitnj pri(cii A can of G. W'iuhliin'oo' Codec 1 cquK jIcnt to ten limes iu woiy'it in to-wed Uau lolkc llictc is no vatc l.A cup made to otJei ot th utile vvuli st rcnjjilt desucd. No codec j'ot ot percolator required. Absolutely pure cyllvc, always ilclicious, licahlilul mul ixtuiomivjl. Mi'it tin ctut by the tup not by the ttt of the ctv Ivr prc.nct economy the tarjer w:e cans nrc rceum mended. I.vcty can cuaranlccJ 10 give l.dsfjctlon I fiUtt i rt, St J lOt M if'dil f W in a WAMtiNctov ooi rit netiMNo contrANi HI Nil Awt, Ntw Vwb CCOFIFIEE OniClNATED BY MR. WASHINGTON IN 1909 ELU1. ,1 t iJ.Jfl.Jt..i1ISIitt'a II MANN'S The Best Goods for the Price, No Matter What the Price MANN'S of MEW'S FELT HATS STARTING SATURDAY! ;,,! , ' ' ' ' ' ' " ' ! .-...-' -.i',-- .1 - ! !.:!-'.. ! And Continuing for One Week $4.00,$4.50 and $5.00 Felt Hats . .. . . , :.. Direct from Tan Hausser of Portland New Spring Hats, the Conquerer Brand It. i I it! i! -h Regular $4.00 Hats. The Conqueror Felt Hats, light and dark shades. Good quali ty, worth every cent of Four Dollars. , FOR J0W Some Genuine Italian light weight Felt3. In dark and light shades, lined with silk. Abet ter hat than you have been paying S5.CD for, and as good o.h:t as you ever boaLt for $3.50. 200 regular $4.50 hats in good staple shapes, all fur felt, in brown, black, gray and tan, 'a big bargain at $3.00. LOOK AT THE HATS ON DISPLAY IN OUR WINDOW A few Cloth Hat3 at Mann's Department Store MEDFORD, OREGON A few Cloth Hats at Jj.50 Mail Orders Promptly F 'Hied- Postage Prepaid l
