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Official paptr of the City of Medford.
Official paper of Jackaon County.
Bworu dally avers circulation for
tlx months emliiiB Oct.. S3
Entered s iwnit -- matter at
Medford, Orrsou, under th act o( March
a. 187. ..
LLOYD GEORGE FACES HIS WATERLOO, i
N EXT to tlonth tint tuxes tlu most cert n in- t.iin; in tho v-ovM U
Waterloo for every suoeessfH. polilioitui. Sooner or later thev
nil jret it. Just as certain as tlioy vise, so most tlioy f.Ol.'.vitlier l!
volley of ballots or in tiulivilonl times, ly the asiv-ssins nillet.i
After countless false alarms, tlio st'ajro seems set at lat for the
Waterloo of Premier Lloytl George-. "When he entereil tho House of
Commons yestcrilay, after his threat to resign, there' was, according
t ) press dispatches nbsolutelyiio tlemonstration.
' This is an ominous sign. Lloyd George has successfully weather
eil a score of crises, but only through his tremendous personal opu
l.irity and his amazing powers of persuasion. lie has bet, politically
dead and buried every new moon, but he has invariably staged a ro.s
vrroetion and to the grent delight of bis friends and the eonfifcion of
his enemies, proceeded to pilot the ship of state over tho, boumftig bil
lows again. -
Hut as Greece tired of hcariug Aristides called 41Tho Just," so
England at last Las tired of hearing Lloyd .Jeorge milled immortal,
llis personal popularity, bis magnetic hold, has jjone.
If be is retained, it will ouly be as a shadow of his former self,
only becanso England cau't live comfortably with him, she can't,
with her present corps of substitutes, live without him.
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
ME.MDKHS OK THK ASSOCIATED
PKFhS.
Th AmotUUkJ Itm la excluslvalr
entitled to tlt use for republication or
111 new dlHtoties credited to It. or
" not otliexwtfo oredttel In Oils paper, and
. alao the local news pu'ollshed heroin.
All rlshm of republication of special
Ye Smudge Pot
' By Arthwr rHrry.
Quill Points
, Europe uetxls more backers and less Ilacehus.
A well-trained bag of beans is one that spills itself when it sees
Iiorah coming.
19 reaidtuits of Dotroiw Mich col
lidetl witU ft lottle of moonshine Wed
nesday. 4 iU no lonser doUge 4tls
in the busy tuftrts of trade. ,
' - ,
'. Many citizens are still whispering.
The mystery stuff could be shouted
from the housetops, without deranging
the solar system.
BEAUTIFUL FAITH
. (Coot Bay Time)
LOST 20 dollar bill at Chandler
or on street Fluder please leave
at Chandler hotet
Uriahs sunshine and spring days. By
the first of tho week hardy natives
ouRht to be running around with their
shirt collars unbuttoned.
!' Lloyd G?ortt. premier or England,
threatens to resisra. This ta what Pre
mier ITTiaad of Prance threatened to
do, and they unexpectedly toofc hita uo
pa it.
-..t
Vi A, campaign totTsaro the virgin tor
sta of Oreg-on ftrom denadement by
ruthless hands" is foujenting.j ''The
'Tirgia forests ot Oregon"" have been
Attacked by nothing to speak of so far,
but iron-jawed woodpeckers. The
people will never submit without a
Struggle to the natural development of
resources-.- U is entirely too much like
progreei.
The world must chooso between keeping up a dtaturbance and
keeping down expenses. . '
Hint to statesmen: The hatchet -will not remain : buried, how
ever, under a double cross.
And yet we doubt if red theories have done more to retard civili
zation than red tape. .
Some people may get into the habit and expect Judgment Day to
result ".a a lot of mistrials.
.Well, if Ford can't make cheap fertilizer at Muscle Shoals, what
nre the fertilizer people mad about T
The world must devote a little less attention to thickening plots
and a little more to thickening soup.
"We must conserve the ends of peace." says a statesman. We
must, indeed. Ther are getting badly frayed.
1. What Is tho ttveritRo ne tit n
Rrniliiiite from Malt seheol?
L' Where was Preldnt UarUlitK
lorn? '
3 What the mtlttn of Uto
curly presidents?
4 lmt In tho votary now?
5 Who was tho flint provident
hot hern it Hi'Ulith nui.jett?
ti Approximately what ta the
Vuhio of the world's tritde lit a vtur
t ?-Vh.:t ltlrilti.Mra Iho mm! mi.
lucrous III this country ?
5 lluw l(ng tltK'S It lake a red
wood tree to Krow largo oiiotmU to
maKo tui loits? ,
!---From wh.tt part ot tho world
doe (lie same of rhetta romc?
10 How loan was I'ontpolt bur
led before xcnvatlnu bepan?
Answers to yesterday's qtiestlona:
t Mow many new dollars were
Uidod? Ans. l,OOt5,413.
2 Uevr many men ni employed
lit thn PuMmuu eoutpMiiy ope rail up
tlopartmont? Aim. 30,000,
3 Is Iceland a part ot North
America or IJuropo? Ans. As lo
httid U owned by lVnmurk it U class
ed as a part of lCurope.
4 Uow does tho population of
Holland romparo with that ot the
t'nlted States? Aut. Tho popula
tion et coutnu'iitul Holland, is Utile
im re than the population ot New
York City. Adding Holland's lalaud
wimvnloivs the iH-pulutlon Incrcusos
to almc-U half that ot tho t'nltod
Static.
i What is carctiu? Aus. It Is
tho yellow organic compound to
which carrots owe their colur.
6 Will aterl wool burn? Ana.-
Stool wool U composed ot sharp
threads ct steel and Is not Inflamma-
I'lO.
7 What sort ot a hoof has a Rlr
afe? Ans. A split hoof l!ko that of
a cow.
5 What stale were formed oul
t tho territory orlulnally Included
under tho name of Virginia? Ana.
Kentucky, Indiana. Ohio and Illinois
at an early date and later West Vir
ginia. 9 Whei are tho Windward la
land? Ana. In tho Carrlbbeaa oa.
10 What Is mesmerism? Aus.
Mesmerism is thn doctrine that some
pewons can exercUw Influence ovpr
the will of others by virtue of mys
terious power or simply by greater
force of will.
The public : That portion of our citizenship not identified with
Capital, Labor, or the agricultural bloc.
Halifax Spooks May
Be Waves of Radio
''Every once in a while you find people who. proudly keep. their
troubles to themselves. You find 'cm iii.fietiou. " : '
'CAUSE AND EFFECT
; .(Eugene Register)- ,
Saturday, March 4. Music by
. Eugene Blue Circle orchestra.
I will not bo responsible for
debts contracted by my wife. Ruby
Feltwctl on and after 31 arch 1.
GEO. FBLTWELL. -
- Tomorrow tho nation will have un
dergone two years of Warren G. Hard
ing aa blb spade at the country. Ho
baa caused no hysterica with halt
baked socialistic speeches, and has not
been egotistically bullbeaded over re
writing the Constitution for the benefit
of, the downtrodden Finns.
f , Fable : Once upon a time there was a woman who locked the front
t,oor and didn't hide the key under the doormat.
. A. wan way, think the world is flat, and yet survive. But if he
thinks it's on the level, his goose Ls cooked. V.
In her secret heart, a woman has a very poor opinion of the good
taste of the vamp who has designs on her husband.
P. P. Jarvis visited Suuday in Al
tany with his mother. Mr. Jarvis has
150 duck' crks. (Albany Democrat).
A ply Inference,
The 1ki vines bare started to creep
up over tbo back porches of tho home
(iistUletieH, and the gunny-sacks are
being removed frum the roota of the
family prapcvlne." . . .
" ' A PUGILIST BALLED OUT
(Corvallis Gazette-Times)
.Tbo etory that Teetae, the
. llrowBBvllle butcher-boxer, bad a
broken roso and could not box
Snyder of Corvallis at the Fire
men's Tournament here tomorrow
evenioB, , was all wrong. For an
hour or so Toetse was bothered
. Willi cold feet,' and tbc-y weren't
'.. his wife's. . . .
l7u RippliiRhijmQs7J
H.VIJFAX.'N. ., Mar. 3. Tho prox
imity of radio Blatioiw r the latest vx
planntion of "aallgnnfMh county
spooks-' whfch liiv Urvtin Alexander
; MacDonnld ao'l.;'ully from.botuo and
(baffled tntisitirs.! tfire : miderwri
(era are discuynioK stiRKeHtlons that
,the mysterrott fires have been due to
electric plicnontenon caused . by the
powerful wlrele stations at ' Glace
Hay.' 8everal Mother famllH-s lu Antl
gnnfsh county are reported to have
been drlvea from their h juic.i by mys
terious fires during the last dozen
years.
Inquiries received here Indicate that
a small army of Ann rfcan newspaper
un n is preparing to follow Dr. Walter
Franklin Prince, director of tho Amer
ican Institute for Scientific Resoarcb,
tn has accepted au Invitation to
undertake au Inveatlgatlf n of tho myu-
tery.
GOING TO PIECES.
FAMOUS BULL
In the China Shop
?Ho KcU Vs Out of War
Chief sitting ......
' Tie putside- : ; - .. .
'The. Appbsgate
. IovIhk Cup to. Portland.
MY YEARS are ten and fifty, and when I meet my friends,
I say I'm feeling nifty, my cheerful spiel ascends. I cry,
"Aeh, donncrwettcr, life's autumn is good fun! I wasn't feeling
better when I was twenty-one!" I bravely make a showing of
being free from cares; but I am always going to some one for re
pairs. My molars drive inc nutty, and need the dentist's skill ; he
plugs them up with putty, and jars we with his bill. I'm sighing
and dodgasting when I am all alone, for I must buy a casting to
fix my collar bone ; as daily I grow older, some grievous want ap
pears; I need a wooden shoulder, I need some new tin cars. Tho
surgeon long lias beckoned, the druggist brings bis pill, and I
must go in second when I would climb a bill. Yet cheerfully I
canter along the village street, and blithely josh and banter the
delegates I meet. "I never stacked up greater," I cry in hollow
glee; "I'd whip an alligator, and make a bobcat flee!" Some men
may say I'm dotty as on my way I wend, may eveu say I'm
naughty to four-flush and pretend; but I believe it's better to
spring a cheerful wheeze than talk of gout and tetter and foot-and-mouth
disease. , , ,
Tacoma Girl Is Fatally
Hurt in Auto Smash
TACOMA. March 3. MWs Monica
Srrley. daughter of I-puty r roe tout
ing Attorny J. A. Sr-rley, la believod
faulty injured aud Captain Ernest K.
Doyle, fourth infantry, Cowp Lewis,
is painfully injured as a rcbult of a
collision between an automobile
dr'vim by Captain lkJe and a Kouth
Tacoma street car hero last night.
Miss Bcrley u believed to have sus
tained a tract u rod skull and internal
injuries In addltlt a to a brokcu arm.
INDIGESTION, GAS
OR BAD STOMACH
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Itself the surest relief for Indigestion,
Gnsos, Flatulence, Heartburn, Sour
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lots give almost immediate stomach
relief and ahortly tho stomach is cor
rected so you can eat favorito foods
without fear. Large case costs only
fow rents at druff Wore, Millions
liolptMl (iiintidlly, i ; . A3.
Quito a delegatfou from the Ashland
lodge of Elks was hero lot night in
attendance at tbo annual election and
tho smoker of the local Elks lodge.
Special Saturday Sales
SOAP and CANDY
See Our Window
Heath's Drug' Store
The San-Tox Shop
109 East Main Street
WOMEN MEN ADMIRE
Men ndinlre a pretty face, a sood
figure, but more than nil a. buoyant
disposition and the charm of happy
content. There Is no question Iu4
what a llslit-h.artcd woman Is the
Joy of it man's life, but no woman
can be happy ond Joyful when dra-
do'A'n by th nllriicntK that so
oftoit ' dcve'op hi ndiu li-i, iHtckuchc,
nrvouinciHi nnd "the blues." '
Wi- nre continually puldliiliin in
this paper letters from women who
have Iwirn n-stored t henllb by
uyaia K. rlnkbam'H VetfcnMo Com
poond after dmiors and other modi.
clnf have failed to help hem. If you
'ire II! why pt,t ve It u trial.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
COUNTY COMMISSIONER
Tbim. if. Bimpson, of- AJ)land,
siithori,eB his ntinoiincement na a Can
didate for the nomination for tbo offlct;
of. County Commissioner of Jackson
County, subject to tho decision of the
Republican voters of said county tit
tae i'rimary Election, May 19th, 1322
: - ' Adv,
Cherro Hard Wheat
plow
Guaranteed
At "Vow OlWnJ
V
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You use all of
G. Washington's Coffee
Tin' luilkv, wexvly lilirr, bc.m ch.itT mul by-pioJuct
mutter, WU nuke die ntcvty collec nuninvlt, ut
tt'cll j the diuirum-diMuibiiis vkIn Ii.ivc been r
moved by Mr. Vi'ii-.liinyKin'j irtinitnj pri(cii
A can of G. W'iuhliin'oo' Codec 1 cquK jIcnt to ten
limes iu woiy'it in to-wed Uau lolkc
llictc is no vatc l.A cup made to otJei ot th
utile vvuli st rcnjjilt desucd. No codec j'ot ot
percolator required. Absolutely pure cyllvc, always
ilclicious, licahlilul mul ixtuiomivjl.
Mi'it tin ctut by the tup not by the ttt of the ctv
Ivr prc.nct economy the tarjer w:e cans nrc rceum
mended. I.vcty can cuaranlccJ 10 give l.dsfjctlon I
fiUtt i rt, St J lOt M if'dil f W in
a WAMtiNctov ooi rit netiMNo contrANi
HI Nil Awt, Ntw Vwb
CCOFIFIEE
OniClNATED BY MR. WASHINGTON IN 1909
ELU1. ,1 t iJ.Jfl.Jt..i1ISIitt'a II
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of
MEW'S FELT HATS
STARTING SATURDAY!
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And Continuing for One Week
$4.00,$4.50 and $5.00 Felt Hats
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New Spring Hats, the Conquerer Brand
It. i I
it! i! -h
Regular $4.00 Hats.
The Conqueror Felt
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light weight Felt3. In
dark and light shades,
lined with silk. Abet
ter hat than you have
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and as good o.h:t as
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$3.50.
200 regular $4.50 hats in good staple
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and tan, 'a big bargain at $3.00.
LOOK AT THE HATS ON DISPLAY
IN OUR WINDOW
A few
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at
Mann's Department Store
MEDFORD, OREGON
A few
Cloth Hats
at
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