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r PAGE FOUR 'MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE. MEDFORD OKF.fi OK. TTTTR.DAY. DECEMBER 22. 1921 Bedford Mail tribux e A-N INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER UBLISHED EVEK1 AKTEUN- '! EXCEPT fcl'NL-Af RY TiiE MbfOKU Pi'.INTINO Cu. dbacribert -1;rim & a. vto dj paper 'KARSE HENRY" w Office Mail Tribune Bj.Ming. 2S-S7-3fr ; forth Fir street. Pnone 76. I A conaeUd&ti"n of trie Dtrr.ocratlr i rime, the Medi'oM Me.!!, the M-!f-rri ! mbune. The Houtfcem Ort-gottiaa. The I uoi&nd Tncur.e ...1, ITII tho a.-e of ROBERT W. RUfVU Editor. 8UMPTER S. SMITH, Marker IUBICIIPTIOH TE1MH T MAIL. In Advance: Dally, with Sunday Sun, year 17.60 Dally, witft r'jnat Hun. month ... it. Dally without f-'ar.day Sun. y-ar - i Dally without Sunday Sun. month Week.'y Mall Tribune, one ytar.- 10' Sunday Hun. one year Z.f- CY CARRIER In Medford. Aahland Jacksonville. Central Point. Pooenlz Talent: Dally, with Sunday Bun. minth .. ..i Dally, without Sunday Hun. rcxitb C Dally, without Sunday Hun. y ar... 7.5" Dally, with Sunday Sun. one year 8.6" Ail term by carrier, cash In adv.ni: d-a:h f.f . !.. I..,t !!. ' Th .-iV :t::d Dunns of a pa: o.listie epoch i close'!. Akhouph a maker nii'l i;iiiii"i,,:.-r p i: ri: -d a f.f.litii-al hfe for hiiiis.-lf". 'I shall .stav where I am."' i i Watt. rson, at t:.e r.pfc !'ial journal: v..s '.in n.-",v.riuj"-i old of i:-r: rv.a will take his place with the li'ir:, and v.jih his passimr. a jour- f fi iii'-nts. '"Marae Ileiirv .id. "(Ifficr D to with poverty U-.'- 1 to i not for uf. is odious to llosv Y.'in. J.-ii-! iluriut,' v.hich he way a iiiost 1j" mad" no secret of his op-j Official caper of th City of Me!fnrd Official paper of Jackron County Entered &. &r..nt c-.. fn&tu.r at Bedford. Oregon, uoder the act of March i. 17 MEMBERS OK THE ASSOCIATE!) PRKKH. The. A.OBClatf.rt Ithh la iTclulvHy tntltled to the UBe for republication of ill newa UlBpatclua cr.-'lltfl to It. or not therwliw credited In IhlK pririer. and all'. :be loAl newa publlphed lif-r-Mn All rights of ri'publfftilon of nc!ai IUntche9 herein are also reaurvea. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry. Erforta aro being made to nhut tiff the legislature next Saturday, no tliey can come home and tell their cmuitltu ents how Btnart they were In taking a week to do what backward Bttulcnts in the eighth grade could accomplish In 30 mina. ii.nin'.' with l.v, my sense of frr-oilom." Nominally a Democrat, Wat lei -ou r nine's Bryan in Vii;, ami after tin; war, ctf.-ctivc supporter of the lolj.-d cans. position to Woo.h o'.v Wilson. "Wilson will v.r.-'-k the iJ.-iao'-rat ie jiariy." he proelaimed "ami the tlefeat 'f Cox he int'Tpreted as eoiifinii.'i'.ien of his prediction. So although associated ;ihvays with tlie Democrat ie part;. AVatter son was an editor first, an individualist second, ami a politician only incideiitly. The master of a vivid, dashintr style, he revelled in su perlatives. He was not always riudil, hut he was always fore'ftil. He once made a savage altaek upon New York society women, calling them a Hock of unclean birds. lie accused tln-m of a fond ness of display, which ruined (I,,. men, !nl, a fondness for champagne and bridge that, eventuail'.- ruined their morals. A participant in the bitterest feuds, lie lived to enjoy, during his last yean, the affection and respect of his countrymen b.ith north and i-outh. A (ireat fighter, he was also a ."-iieroin loser, and his most vitriolic moods Were invariably tempered by a sprightly and pungent humor. ".Mnrse Henry's" place can never he filled. His edition is dosed, the type destroyed. Jim his memory will always remain an inspira tion to his countrymen, ami a source of l;ist iutr pride to his friends and fellow workers. I ; (S-J TV WW !. JofAjJ CA ! ?6- r - BY "TC !c.s "folks umeunt "tc, "fc.-.e mr'('; Snutbin i.htiy do. Itie ptiticrtcp. requirzi trt. fi-jhin.6 't "? V. ' wcidd do watoet") '--i-fapp. to any kiorl cf useful work.'"! Quill Points It begins to look like Sen Wats in's hanging of soldiers charges would be chased out into the open, whero the whitewash worketh not, and it don't take the word of 900 human beings to impeach the testimony of a 2nd loot. Kussia can't conn; hack till she comes clean. What was first ml:;took f;ir Dokkie uniforms are being displayed by .John Mann in the window facing the Cen tral avenue open air garage. Some practice reading the movies. You never can fell, fluencc in China. at regular nijhl schools and some go to Kventually China may have a sphere of in- Muslc lovers turned out last eve to hear John P Sousa and baud, and the concert was not a success, as only one piece they did not understand was executed. This was the Maryatlcus from liokuspocus in CI. As there was no exhibition of shapely shanks and lureful lingerlo tho usual occupants of the front rows spent, tho evening read ing tho last issue of the "Whizz Hang Dawes not only throws a nasty adjective, hut wields a retrench ment pen as well. i i. r. One wa "to et fid of art orgy'in" mvt. is to agrfia with, rtirrt.. f woman, with, holes in. rter stockings is always tvfra'd cf being knocked, down by an auto. I I V.. - . . - ...... i- '. ,v JWm f V' ,r-lJ Jt- '"tt-'' . )ome "men. spend life planning ikhers work -artd. Kcvc an. ortra Suit for Sunday. - (jfe is simply a.Triafrter of putting in. "ths -tirnc ' at whecbzvci' we choose. l Mr- J nti, ritL.r 3 AY o ;.- ' A Gr-ub kills more fol k"s y , y?f -than. T ftoo-bch.. 7 XUA ii.V ?. v Z7 ' , X mm mm The Directors and Officers of this Bank extend to all their friends the best of Good Wishes for a Merry Christmas and a prosper ous and Happy New Year. Jackson County Bank Established. 18S8 Member Federal Reserve. You can he an idealist, however, without slipping the other fel low all the aces. The art. of blacking shoes will never reach perfection until men discover what makes a bald head shine like that. Then and Now Congress lias voted another $20,0()0, 000 for tho starving IliiSHlaim. Thin ought to Insuro a better Jolr the next timo they try to blow up Wall St. Xo doubt 'ficne wonders at times if debutantes are. culled I because they arc eomint; out. Debs 2 What is the second iron manu jfacturing city in the United States? ;Ans. Buffalo. 3 Where did Durbank do his experi ; mental work before he removed to California? Ans. In Massachusetts. -1 What is the art of conversing by means of the fingers called? Ans. There is always something wrong with the world, lxits of people today arc grumbling abnut tlie tread of times and are forever harking back to "tho good old days of our ancestors." To Iiaetyolo;.ry. ' lie sure there is much in this modern 5 What is the population of Maine? age tuat might profitably bo altered Ans. 70S. I'll. Righteous moralists for political purpoBos only nro tuning up for the spring primary, and have started train ing to appear sanctimonious before tho lady voters. AVe don't, know anything about the fuel value of corn, hut it has slarled many a healed argument. Times have changed. It used to bo that the village smithy eouhl shoe li.y without jacking up her hind feet. A number of gay and llghthearted citizens have completed all arrange ments for tho celebration of the Yub tide season with a iiuart of grease eratllcator. U will reniovo anything Including tho partaker. After considerable shopping, Mother has at last linen napkins to give Dad for Christinas. elected a dozen and yet tho old life was not a bed of roses either, ijo take your choice between: Past 0: teams Tallow candles l.uggin' coal scuttle Mailman Kamonn DcValcra declares that the Irish question will never be settled until "Ireland Is separated from Kng Innd." Tho chief trouble with such rambunctiniisufss is the danger of Mr. DoVnlern being divorced from his lib erty. Every time the genlleniuu is disputed, his followers start to yell that "Ilrltlsh gold" Is being used. Dock Koeno is walking lame from Bllpping on the pavement. The police aro working on the theory ho kicked tho g-bo-r-l-o-ji-s Ore. System too hard. Tho llnptlst aro building a church without tho aid of a lead pencil. The ntocplo will bo. put in placo with Joe Gngnon's "Rvorsharp", which has been engaged in tunnel work between hero anu ,..o const all week. Christmas turkeys aru for sale In local ineatlinuses. They seem to have been less voracious devotne-rs of sand, gravel, and cement than tho Thanks giving birds. A HOG DOLLAR GETS MIXED UP WITH NATURAL LAWS (Grants Pass Courier) Toduy Is tho shortest day of ll.o year and from now on the days will again begin to lengthen out, cutting down tlie nionlblv light bills. Thn Oregonlan has null publishing Joseph 1'. Tumulty's g!oi liieatl n of himself tut an uulhoriiy on Kurop. an affairs by reason of bis, long training a8 a peanut iKtlitician in New Jer:-e , trills enabling old and faithful sub BCribers to buy that paper without njiologizing. That, awkward pose a man assumes vl the result of his effort to look distinguish" photographed is Afler we work out Iry it on native sons. a scheme to Americanize immigrants, let's Present Trolley cars Electric lights lias range Telephone Modern plumhin .Movies Railroads Intcrurbans Three squares flood roads Automobile Tin basin 'Daguerreotypes Stage coach Wagon and team i-'amines Mud holes Shanks mare Aleu (-iiii "t make th ing of obsolete wives. e sea of nuitiromny safe, lnowever, by dispos itions can't get put something over. from under their burdens while each tries to T!u only difference between a close shave and the about thirty-two pimples. other kind is HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW? j In what Canadian provinco is Winnipeg? Ans. Manitoba. 7 In what province is Halifax? Ans. Nova Scotia. S Was Libby prison a Confederate or a Federal military prison? Ans. Confederate. ! When was the stereopticon ma chine invented? Ans. As early as ton;. 10 What queen of England first used a fork? Ans. Qieen Elizabeth. DR. RiCKERT Eyes Scientifically Tested ind Glasses Properly Fitted NO DROPS ISKD Itroken Lenses Accurately Duplicated FACTOllT O.N l'UK.MISES 41 IU V tRln I r.urnli-1 Cut This Out It Is Worth Money Cut out this slip, enclose with Gc and mail it to Koley & Co., 235 Sheffield Ave , Chicago, 111., writing your name and address clearly. You will receive in return a trial package containing Foley's Hnney and Tar Compound for coughs, colds and croup; Foley Kidney .Tills for pains in side3 and back; 1 Is the nickel coin mostly nickel ! rheumatism, backache, kidriev and bladder ailments; and Foley Cathartic Tablets, a wholesome and thoroughly cleansing cathartic f.ir constipation, biliousness, headaches, and sluggish bowels. Soltl everywhere. Adv. The engine chokes when the ear goes loo in appliance to choke the driver when In. goes dov. AS'lint we need is tun fast. The reason n;ii ions can 'I de cause she is too rich to neulei I am oncoming their duty to Kussia is too bin to spank. or some other metal? 2 Of what is brass made? 3 What is added to brass to make bronze? 3 When was Hawaii annexed to the United suites? 5 Who iKtinted "Tho Angeles"? ft Who Is premier of Canada? 7 What should be written on the inner envelope of a wedding invita tion? s What song was onco known as tho 'Tres-ident's March"? ; Who is king of Norway? 10 What two dally newspapers of England dues Lord Nortliclifie own? Answers to Yesterday's Questions 1 What American liver was spanned by tlie first great railroad bridge? Ans. Tlie Niagara river. CHERRO CHIMES Thnt's a nnine, J lh could loso us, It is awful to iibus4 us. Iut a niuno's so evil .souiulirif, Settled on us, so astounding. Cherro Flour A Special Hard Wheat Blend $2.25 a 49 lb. sack at your grocer (To bfl continued. 0 welt ynAyf LONGING FOR PEACE. I f. ' i iI.A I I,Y s !lo war I'la-.'s II 1 crooning it' mi r timing pianos the ami pike, 1 'd see lavs I would scrapping ol every rjun I I i 1 1 Ho leeioiis ,m he Iiii;, ords made books for prunim:. or instruments and tin- like. I ,-fo tht! big ships lying in San Thn women are showing a litt! originality this year, ami are buyiur ' neckties for their menfolks. A Portland kid, nge 0, has received a postal card and picture from Hoy Gardner, the crazy bandit. Tlie l.o will go into tho movies, J'lvu Killed, ltiiliim Wreck. ItO.MK, Dec. 22. Five penons were killed and thirty Injured in the collission at Samlona yesterday ot two railway express trains. The ac . cldent occurred on tho bridge cross ing the riuve river. Dieeo I'.ay. their flags and pi nnaiits Using in bright and brave array; tiny seem m handsome fettle, but oh. what woes we'd set tle if ail tin if tuns of metal were Used for mowing hay! Yon cruiser cost a million, that battleship cost four: and I. a mild civilian, am taxed until I'm sole; my burden greater waxes; I'm tiled of paying lav-, to buy more battle-axes and implements of irore. The man w ho wmLs for wages soon finds his name is Mud; the tax collector rag--, lor money, in a flood; and nearly every .-hilling is spent ;..r b gone killing or plans for future spilling el" um-i'.i1 human hi ! The v..-,r- hips take our cousins, our uncles and our son-, take th. away by doi ns, to shoot off silly guns: and all lln-v hoys v o'iv t line, f 0' reaping and for m i ding, and not tor ii-.t;!,- l,),.,., n v.h.-re some punk an runs. Scrap all the ships and cruisers that b ai' ali ng the wave; no nations will be Iom-i-, s h . it tiny have found their gr.-ue: it is an idle notion '" 'hink that -i,;ps j:i motion upon lb brindled ..an will mak V. world b. has.-. ji Q 0j !; WHY NOT? S; 2 i R EA 'H year lumv people pivo lvlatives ami Hnso i'ri.-iuls niuiicy at Christmas time. And why imt f Such a present expresses the Live id' the donor as well as his t hoi iu"ht ful ness in allowinof you to .-select wliar you most want. Then why not u. i checks for nuiilest sums on i ne I-list national: inevii ie ai'Tiv- :B eitate.l. ami save you the worry of la.-t-niin- 3 I. ute uift selection." ' l ! Gfio First National Bank: riRDFORD Oregon ore ar ristmas! SPECIAL OFFER on Areola Hot Water Heating Outfit $ t Tfor 3 rooms or more,"! I coinpk'tely liuunllcd, I M J L'nt'llltlillS radiators. J Candy 15c lb. at Sugar Santa Clans Will Be There. Wo "SINGER" for a Christmas Present Ask About Them. have used machines 55.00 up. TERMS. from Singer Sewing Machine Co. 10 South Fir. Phone 215-R FREE BRUSHES Onn to Kvciy Homo FULLER BRUSH CO. t.yle S. Steele 1003 W. Main St. County Kcprcscntative WOOD tietrt wckmI of all kinds. Only wood lu city nnder cover. Also best I'uit" Coal ut $1 7 off CAT. VALLEY FUEL CO. !nrt mnn n Phrau 7 l :V :';' CHAS. MILLER RADIATOR SHOP 12S X". Grnpc St. I'linne (li'.O-R er aoom if installed before Christmas Come in and ask the price for your home Modern Plumbing & Heating Co. Fhone 620 Sparta Bldg Only Iinvo 15 dayn in which to select tl:;it mm1 used car that your ifo wants for Christmas. Theso listotl are snaps, pricvd rlht and 'a.-.y terms. 1 Voi d (bunc '21." 1 Studelmkrr Siocial ''O. 1 Chandler Dispatch. J Dodo Tourins. 1 lort Touring. :( Fords. 1 Iteautiful Clialmei-s Conpo lo trade for bungalow. Come in and look them over. KxiH'ft Hepalring. Service Garage .StoiaRe (!on all night. Washing and Polishing, f'ai-s for liiit- wiiliout drivers. : S. l ie St. Phono OOfl Day or Night j WEEKS-CONGER CO Funeral Directors ! HERRIN & RHODES, Inc. .Ejm.'wW is-;t Stocks, Bonds, Grain, Cotton Miscellaneous Securities pRIVATK tflcraph wlrrs to til mar ktt? giving ui exceptional fucilitiea for executing buying and telling orders. We have no connection whatsoever with rromotions or ttock el!1ng propositlona. All buin?si handled on atrictly comnJa aion ban. Vrl- (or ear wtealy Mtl Ktilrw oa aiock and tfrim. 201 R7. Eiclit.it Bid,., PortlinJ, Ore. Mttnliri Chicago Board of Trait I o llealtb Vim '.'.-WFTMtc... 9 Vicor noil Vitnliit) Kill' iior.tvsii v Txnii-.rb..- M"M.E Olt n rv.i Fr- It l!-rt. A- 1 ' SS 1 .1.1-fi S t.-.-' . "!! ! in . i .. rtr.v i:i: i.p imitatian-. CO . !?1 K.lilv St.. 11..,,. .1 S;, l'r,...,i Calif. At utl.tr biujjistj. WOOD! All ktnils of wood at right prices; dry mill blocks. Ortl.-. Iomptlj- Filled MEDFORD FUEL CO. for. 1 It and Third, I'hono 243