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'MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE. MEDFORD OKF.fi OK. TTTTR.DAY. DECEMBER 22. 1921
Bedford Mail tribux e
A-N INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER
UBLISHED EVEK1 AKTEUN- '!
EXCEPT fcl'NL-Af RY TiiE
MbfOKU Pi'.INTINO Cu.
dbacribert -1;rim & a. vto dj
paper
'KARSE HENRY"
w
Office Mail Tribune Bj.Ming. 2S-S7-3fr ;
forth Fir street. Pnone 76. I
A conaeUd&ti"n of trie Dtrr.ocratlr i
rime, the Medi'oM Me.!!, the M-!f-rri !
mbune. The Houtfcem Ort-gottiaa. The I
uoi&nd Tncur.e
...1,
ITII tho
a.-e of
ROBERT W. RUfVU Editor.
8UMPTER S. SMITH, Marker
IUBICIIPTIOH TE1MH
T MAIL. In Advance:
Dally, with Sunday Sun, year 17.60
Dally, witft r'jnat Hun. month ... it.
Dally without f-'ar.day Sun. y-ar - i
Dally without Sunday Sun. month
Week.'y Mall Tribune, one ytar.- 10'
Sunday Hun. one year Z.f-
CY CARRIER In Medford. Aahland
Jacksonville. Central Point. Pooenlz
Talent:
Dally, with Sunday Bun. minth .. ..i
Dally, without Sunday Hun. rcxitb C
Dally, without Sunday Hun. y ar... 7.5"
Dally, with Sunday Sun. one year 8.6"
Ail term by carrier, cash In adv.ni:
d-a:h f.f
. !.. I..,t
!!. ' Th .-iV
:t::d Dunns of a pa:
o.listie epoch i close'!.
Akhouph a maker nii'l i;iiiii"i,,:.-r
p i: ri: -d a f.f.litii-al hfe for hiiiis.-lf".
'I shall .stav where I am."' i i
Watt.
rson, at t:.e r.pfc
!'ial journal: v..s
'.in n.-",v.riuj"-i
old
of
i:-r:
rv.a will take his place with the
li'ir:, and v.jih his passimr. a jour-
f fi
iii'-nts. '"Marae Ileiirv
.id. "(Ifficr
D
to
with poverty
U-.'- 1 to
i not for uf.
is odious to
llosv Y.'in. J.-ii-!
iluriut,' v.hich he way a iiiost
1j" mad" no secret of his op-j
Official caper of th City of Me!fnrd
Official paper of Jackron County
Entered &. &r..nt c-.. fn&tu.r at
Bedford. Oregon, uoder the act of March
i. 17
MEMBERS OK THE ASSOCIATE!)
PRKKH.
The. A.OBClatf.rt Ithh la iTclulvHy
tntltled to the UBe for republication of
ill newa UlBpatclua cr.-'lltfl to It. or not
therwliw credited In IhlK pririer. and all'.
:be loAl newa publlphed lif-r-Mn
All rights of ri'publfftilon of nc!ai
IUntche9 herein are also reaurvea.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
Erforta aro being made to nhut tiff
the legislature next Saturday, no tliey
can come home and tell their cmuitltu
ents how Btnart they were In taking a
week to do what backward Bttulcnts
in the eighth grade could accomplish
In 30 mina.
ii.nin'.' with l.v,
my sense of frr-oilom."
Nominally a Democrat, Wat lei -ou r
nine's Bryan in Vii;, ami after tin; war,
ctf.-ctivc supporter of the lolj.-d cans.
position to Woo.h o'.v Wilson.
"Wilson will v.r.-'-k the iJ.-iao'-rat ie jiariy." he proelaimed "ami
the tlefeat 'f Cox he int'Tpreted as eoiifinii.'i'.ien of his prediction.
So although associated ;ihvays with tlie Democrat ie part;. AVatter
son was an editor first, an individualist second, ami a politician only
incideiitly. The master of a vivid, dashintr style, he revelled in su
perlatives. He was not always riudil, hut he was always fore'ftil.
He once made a savage altaek upon New York society women,
calling them a Hock of unclean birds. lie accused tln-m of a fond
ness of display, which ruined (I,,. men, !nl, a fondness for champagne
and bridge that, eventuail'.- ruined their morals.
A participant in the bitterest feuds, lie lived to enjoy, during his
last yean, the affection and respect of his countrymen b.ith north and
i-outh. A (ireat fighter, he was also a ."-iieroin loser, and his most
vitriolic moods Were invariably tempered by a sprightly and pungent
humor.
".Mnrse Henry's" place can never he filled. His edition is dosed,
the type destroyed. Jim his memory will always remain an inspira
tion to his countrymen, ami a source of l;ist iutr pride to his friends
and fellow workers.
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?6- r - BY
"TC !c.s "folks umeunt "tc, "fc.-.e mr'(';
Snutbin i.htiy do.
Itie ptiticrtcp. requirzi trt. fi-jhin.6 't "? V. '
wcidd do watoet") '--i-fapp.
to any kiorl cf useful work.'"!
Quill Points
It begins to look like Sen Wats in's
hanging of soldiers charges would be
chased out into the open, whero the
whitewash worketh not, and it don't
take the word of 900 human beings to
impeach the testimony of a 2nd loot.
Kussia can't conn; hack till she comes clean.
What was first ml:;took f;ir Dokkie
uniforms are being displayed by .John
Mann in the window facing the Cen
tral avenue open air garage.
Some practice reading
the movies.
You never can fell,
fluencc in China.
at regular nijhl schools and some go to
Kventually China may have a sphere of in-
Muslc lovers turned out last eve to
hear John P Sousa and baud, and the
concert was not a success, as only one
piece they did not understand was
executed. This was the Maryatlcus
from liokuspocus in CI. As there was
no exhibition of shapely shanks and
lureful lingerlo tho usual occupants of
the front rows spent, tho evening read
ing tho last issue of the "Whizz Hang
Dawes not only throws a nasty adjective, hut wields a retrench
ment pen as well.
i i. r.
One wa "to et fid of art orgy'in" mvt. is
to agrfia with, rtirrt..
f woman, with, holes in. rter stockings is
always tvfra'd cf being knocked, down by an auto.
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V' ,r-lJ Jt-
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)ome "men. spend
life planning
ikhers work -artd.
Kcvc an. ortra Suit
for Sunday. -
(jfe is simply a.Triafrter of putting
in. "ths -tirnc ' at whecbzvci' we choose.
l Mr- J
nti, ritL.r 3 AY o ;.- ' A
Gr-ub kills more fol k"s y , y?f
-than. T ftoo-bch.. 7 XUA
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The Directors and Officers of this Bank
extend to all their friends the best of Good
Wishes for a Merry Christmas and a prosper
ous and Happy New Year.
Jackson County Bank
Established. 18S8
Member Federal Reserve.
You can he an idealist, however, without slipping the other fel
low all the aces.
The art. of blacking shoes will never reach perfection until men
discover what makes a bald head shine like that.
Then and Now
Congress lias voted another $20,0()0,
000 for tho starving IliiSHlaim. Thin
ought to Insuro a better Jolr the next
timo they try to blow up Wall St.
Xo doubt 'ficne wonders at times if debutantes are. culled
I because they arc eomint; out.
Debs
2 What is the second iron manu
jfacturing city in the United States?
;Ans. Buffalo.
3 Where did Durbank do his experi
; mental work before he removed to
California? Ans. In Massachusetts.
-1 What is the art of conversing by
means of the fingers called? Ans.
There is always something wrong
with the world, lxits of people today
arc grumbling abnut tlie tread of times
and are forever harking back to "tho
good old days of our ancestors." To Iiaetyolo;.ry. '
lie sure there is much in this modern 5 What is the population of Maine?
age tuat might profitably bo altered Ans. 70S. I'll.
Righteous moralists for political
purpoBos only nro tuning up for the
spring primary, and have started train
ing to appear sanctimonious before
tho lady voters.
AVe don't, know anything about the fuel value of corn, hut it has
slarled many a healed argument.
Times have changed. It used to bo that the village smithy eouhl
shoe li.y without jacking up her hind feet.
A number of gay and llghthearted
citizens have completed all arrange
ments for tho celebration of the Yub
tide season with a iiuart of grease
eratllcator. U will reniovo anything
Including tho partaker.
After considerable shopping, Mother has at last
linen napkins to give Dad for Christinas.
elected a dozen
and yet tho old life was not a bed of
roses either, ijo take your choice between:
Past
0: teams
Tallow candles
l.uggin' coal scuttle
Mailman
Kamonn DcValcra declares that the
Irish question will never be settled
until "Ireland Is separated from Kng
Innd." Tho chief trouble with such
rambunctiniisufss is the danger of Mr.
DoVnlern being divorced from his lib
erty. Every time the genlleniuu is
disputed, his followers start to yell
that "Ilrltlsh gold" Is being used.
Dock Koeno is walking lame from
Bllpping on the pavement. The police
aro working on the theory ho kicked
tho g-bo-r-l-o-ji-s Ore. System too hard.
Tho llnptlst aro building a church
without tho aid of a lead pencil. The
ntocplo will bo. put in placo with Joe
Gngnon's "Rvorsharp", which has been
engaged in tunnel work between hero
anu ,..o const all week.
Christmas turkeys aru for sale In
local ineatlinuses. They seem to have
been less voracious devotne-rs of sand,
gravel, and cement than tho Thanks
giving birds.
A HOG DOLLAR GETS MIXED
UP WITH NATURAL LAWS
(Grants Pass Courier)
Toduy Is tho shortest day of ll.o
year and from now on the days
will again begin to lengthen out,
cutting down tlie nionlblv light
bills.
Thn Oregonlan has null publishing
Joseph 1'. Tumulty's g!oi liieatl n of
himself tut an uulhoriiy on Kurop. an
affairs by reason of bis, long training
a8 a peanut iKtlitician in New Jer:-e ,
trills enabling old and faithful sub
BCribers to buy that paper without
njiologizing.
That, awkward pose a man assumes vl
the result of his effort to look distinguish"
photographed is
Afler we work out
Iry it on native sons.
a scheme to Americanize immigrants, let's
Present
Trolley cars
Electric lights
lias range
Telephone
Modern plumhin
.Movies
Railroads
Intcrurbans
Three squares
flood roads
Automobile
Tin basin
'Daguerreotypes
Stage coach
Wagon and team
i-'amines
Mud holes
Shanks mare
Aleu (-iiii "t make th
ing of obsolete wives.
e sea of nuitiromny safe, lnowever, by dispos
itions can't get
put something over.
from under their burdens while each tries to
T!u only difference between a close shave and the
about thirty-two pimples.
other kind is
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
j In what Canadian provinco is
Winnipeg? Ans. Manitoba.
7 In what province is Halifax? Ans.
Nova Scotia.
S Was Libby prison a Confederate
or a Federal military prison? Ans.
Confederate.
! When was the stereopticon ma
chine invented? Ans. As early as
ton;.
10 What queen of England first
used a fork? Ans. Qieen Elizabeth.
DR. RiCKERT
Eyes Scientifically Tested
ind Glasses Properly Fitted
NO DROPS ISKD
Itroken Lenses Accurately Duplicated
FACTOllT O.N l'UK.MISES
41 IU V tRln I r.urnli-1
Cut This Out It Is Worth Money
Cut out this slip, enclose with Gc and
mail it to Koley & Co., 235 Sheffield
Ave , Chicago, 111., writing your name
and address clearly. You will receive
in return a trial package containing
Foley's Hnney and Tar Compound for
coughs, colds and croup; Foley Kidney
.Tills for pains in side3 and back;
1 Is the nickel coin mostly nickel ! rheumatism, backache, kidriev and
bladder ailments; and Foley Cathartic
Tablets, a wholesome and thoroughly
cleansing cathartic f.ir constipation,
biliousness, headaches, and sluggish
bowels. Soltl everywhere. Adv.
The engine chokes when the ear goes loo
in appliance to choke the driver when In. goes
dov. AS'lint we need is
tun fast.
The reason n;ii ions can 'I de
cause she is too rich to neulei
I am
oncoming their duty to Kussia is
too bin to spank.
or some other metal?
2 Of what is brass made?
3 What is added to brass to make
bronze?
3 When was Hawaii annexed to the
United suites?
5 Who iKtinted "Tho Angeles"?
ft Who Is premier of Canada?
7 What should be written on the
inner envelope of a wedding invita
tion? s What song was onco known as
tho 'Tres-ident's March"?
; Who is king of Norway?
10 What two dally newspapers of
England dues Lord Nortliclifie own?
Answers to Yesterday's Questions
1 What American liver was
spanned by tlie first great railroad
bridge? Ans. Tlie Niagara river.
CHERRO CHIMES
Thnt's a nnine, J lh could loso us,
It is awful to iibus4 us.
Iut a niuno's so evil .souiulirif,
Settled on us, so astounding.
Cherro Flour
A Special Hard Wheat Blend
$2.25 a 49 lb. sack at your grocer
(To bfl continued.
0 welt ynAyf
LONGING FOR PEACE.
I
f.
' i iI.A I I,Y s
!lo war I'la-.'s II
1 crooning it' mi
r timing pianos
the
ami
pike, 1 'd see
lavs I would
scrapping ol every rjun
I I i 1 1 Ho leeioiis ,m he Iiii;,
ords made books for prunim:. or instruments
and tin- like. I ,-fo tht! big ships lying in San
Thn women are showing a litt!
originality this year, ami are buyiur
' neckties for their menfolks.
A Portland kid, nge 0, has received
a postal card and picture from Hoy
Gardner, the crazy bandit. Tlie l.o
will go into tho movies,
J'lvu Killed, ltiiliim Wreck.
ItO.MK, Dec. 22. Five penons
were killed and thirty Injured in the
collission at Samlona yesterday ot
two railway express trains. The ac
. cldent occurred on tho bridge cross
ing the riuve river.
Dieeo I'.ay. their flags and pi nnaiits Using in bright and brave
array; tiny seem m handsome fettle, but oh. what woes we'd set
tle if ail tin if tuns of metal were Used for mowing hay! Yon
cruiser cost a million, that battleship cost four: and I. a mild
civilian, am taxed until I'm sole; my burden greater waxes; I'm
tiled of paying lav-, to buy more battle-axes and implements of
irore. The man w ho wmLs for wages soon finds his name is Mud;
the tax collector rag--, lor money, in a flood; and nearly every
.-hilling is spent ;..r b gone killing or plans for future spilling el"
um-i'.i1 human hi ! The v..-,r- hips take our cousins, our uncles
and our son-, take th. away by doi ns, to shoot off silly guns:
and all lln-v hoys v o'iv t line, f 0' reaping and for m i ding, and
not tor ii-.t;!,- l,),.,., n v.h.-re some punk an runs. Scrap all
the ships and cruisers that b ai' ali ng the wave; no nations will
be Iom-i-, s h . it tiny have found their gr.-ue: it is an idle notion
'" 'hink that -i,;ps j:i motion upon lb brindled ..an will mak
V. world b. has.-.
ji Q 0j
!; WHY NOT? S;
2 i R
EA 'H year lumv people pivo lvlatives ami
Hnso i'ri.-iuls niuiicy at Christmas time. And
why imt f Such a present expresses the
Live id' the donor as well as his t hoi iu"ht ful
ness in allowinof you to .-select wliar you most
want.
Then why not u. i checks for nuiilest sums
on i ne I-list national: inevii ie ai'Tiv- :B
eitate.l. ami save you the worry of la.-t-niin- 3
I. ute uift selection." ' l
! Gfio First National Bank:
riRDFORD Oregon
ore
ar
ristmas!
SPECIAL
OFFER on
Areola
Hot Water Heating Outfit
$ t Tfor 3 rooms or more,"!
I coinpk'tely liuunllcd, I
M J L'nt'llltlillS radiators. J
Candy
15c lb.
at
Sugar
Santa Clans Will Be There.
Wo
"SINGER"
for a
Christmas Present
Ask About Them.
have used machines
55.00 up.
TERMS.
from
Singer Sewing Machine Co.
10 South Fir. Phone 215-R
FREE BRUSHES
Onn to Kvciy Homo
FULLER BRUSH CO.
t.yle S. Steele 1003 W. Main St.
County Kcprcscntative
WOOD
tietrt wckmI of all kinds. Only wood lu
city nnder cover. Also best I'uit"
Coal ut $1 7 off CAT.
VALLEY FUEL CO.
!nrt mnn n Phrau 7
l :V :';'
CHAS. MILLER
RADIATOR
SHOP
12S X". Grnpc St.
I'linne (li'.O-R
er aoom
if installed
before
Christmas
Come in and ask the price
for your home
Modern Plumbing
& Heating Co.
Fhone 620 Sparta Bldg
Only Iinvo 15 dayn in which to select
tl:;it mm1 used car that your ifo
wants for Christmas.
Theso listotl are snaps, pricvd rlht
and 'a.-.y terms.
1 Voi d (bunc '21."
1 Studelmkrr Siocial ''O.
1 Chandler Dispatch.
J Dodo Tourins.
1 lort Touring.
:( Fords.
1 Iteautiful Clialmei-s Conpo lo
trade for bungalow.
Come in and look them over.
KxiH'ft Hepalring.
Service Garage
.StoiaRe (!on all night. Washing
and Polishing,
f'ai-s for liiit- wiiliout drivers.
: S. l ie St.
Phono OOfl
Day or Night j
WEEKS-CONGER CO
Funeral Directors !
HERRIN & RHODES, Inc.
.Ejm.'wW is-;t
Stocks, Bonds, Grain, Cotton
Miscellaneous Securities
pRIVATK tflcraph wlrrs to til mar
ktt? giving ui exceptional fucilitiea for
executing buying and telling orders.
We have no connection whatsoever with
rromotions or ttock el!1ng propositlona.
All buin?si handled on atrictly comnJa
aion ban.
Vrl- (or ear wtealy Mtl Ktilrw oa
aiock and tfrim.
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CO . !?1 K.lilv St.. 11..,,. .1 S;, l'r,...,i
Calif. At utl.tr biujjistj.
WOOD!
All ktnils of wood at right prices; dry
mill blocks.
Ortl.-. Iomptlj- Filled
MEDFORD FUEL CO.
for. 1 It and Third, I'hono 243