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PAGE. FOUR MEDFOKD MATT TKiTBTTNTE, MEDFORD. OI7F10X. TUESDAY, T)ErFr?,FR 20. 1921 5 Wedford MailTribune ! AN '.NDRPKM ii.NT N.iCWSIMI'KK I I'Hl.tKHKl' .. M- , KX EI T Si. !.A"i '. i i' 1 PATRIOT VS. POLITICIAN. 'Ofticr Mull Tri;::!ir liui ijii.. Si---: jortb Kir sticei l'hi;. A consuli.l.-Ulon f th.- peniorr tin rimes, the Mt'-lfoTrt Mall, the Medfnnl I'r.bui.e The Hoijuurn tr.-K""lan. Fli is hi rind Tribune- ItdUKHT W. HTHU Killtor. et.MI'TKIi S. SMITH. MmibKei UBBCKrPTIOH THJIMBl KT 41 AIL li. .vi. -, D'iMv, v.' lilt unii:i. Sun, r Daily, ffiin Sui.tv. ri f . iri: oh... Oniiv, witlM-.il Tu: -I y h'l'., 'i' t.ilv wlf.iMil S:.:if'i-v Him. .-Wly Man 'J'nii'.ii'. . v .ir. duudav il.m, 'Jii" vi. . y CARKir.rt v--t'rofi. At Jack.- .ii,-:U (,''.( -in i-i Talent; W.y, H-ilh Ru-.d m.-'..h. ra'!v. hunt .-.'j'";-iy --vr " '' Dall. v,-!ii''i' S.i.! . -ni. y.,ir Daily, v sir rvjj-ivy '''h- : AP ttrins l; t-,.rri T. OCf.-!:: ;'! r ir" j:t.'!.'-'"i 1 " Bworii daliv i-f-i'-; r ; i s. i .i : v-t; H-iiJ;.ri, Civ-K-Ji', Uf. J-r t. li'-i j liKMULiU 0' Ulr' A :-':- )" .' ) .VI V.Ti j Trt A-Josrlft ! I ', -.H in r-vh.-y'-'. Wv Mi titled to the um foi i I m! -;n -f j lH IM:VVB Ulhpit It'll' K M i ' f 'I II. I-! IlOl jthorwln credits in U.is iuuht. ,nd fiif" the Jo;til nowH jniillh"! 1 . . ri ) ?. Ail MKhtP ol ffpiiNKvti I'-ri l itmi IJwootchft'j herein an also "-.soivM COLLINS fought i'nf In-l.-tml, Di-Viilcia talked fur it. The Irish soldier nl larked tlif amijiislied black ajnl tans at the risk ol his 1,4'e- :ihe Sinn.'jli ajjiticlor altacked the jux-ktt book of America, at I he risk of hi hirnyx. Wliii-h is tJie lietter jialril ' "NV li i i -1 1 man .should Ireland follow at. this- critical tijne? The mair wlio sillied the treaty or the man vim attacks it ; tho man of the army camp, or the man of the Pull man observation car? L'lioii the decision, the future welfare of Ireland -depends. For this much is certain, Ireland is lost if fche loses the sympathy of the world at lar'e. Ami if she renounces this treaty, that sympathy is lost. .So-called Friends of Irish Freedom bi America in supporting De ValerK, are simply fjivins their encilorscioent to the time honored (ton- I I n ' i'i that Ircd:i)id doesn't know -what he wants, that the Irish pre :'. r :ie rivili'ize of filitin lt to any possible settlement of their . roll lis. . If Collins loes. the professional politicians win1.. No one kmAvs this lietter t IfJi ii Lloyd-George. I'arliainc-nt is prorogued, and 1he Jiritish l'remier plans to enjoy his Christmas vacation in Wales. lie ' can do it eoiiti-nl'dly, as far .as Ireland is concerned. For either tlie Irish jiroblem is to be settled now, or Ireland is to ! lose that public support, which alone has made the plrsent generous ' .settlement possible. L. (J. is therefore, justilied jn expressing the etsli equivalent of "1 should worry." . ' Quill Points Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry. A fool and hm money are soon envied. Many of the fashionable divorce suits show yellow, streaks. The special es8lon of the legislature met yesterday, per schedule, ami liil not coino up to expectations In the matter ot fool bills." Tho vested inter ests" escaped without any s:)lon Intro ducing a measure to tiilie their punts away from them. The Salvation Army in on tho street with their kettlen for their Christmas funds, and the mai-'sos shy at them lllio a country horso nt n wind propelled paper sack. It there Is mi organiza tion on tho face of tho, earth that deserves tho support of the American people, It Is the Salvation Army. They got doughnuts Into tho front line trenches, when a highly pampered and Bwuniped-wlth-money outfit couldn't oven get cigarettes Into Franco. They did Bomothing for the saldlers. besides building a stadium in Paris after the war was over. A league by any other name would cause liorah's teeth to gnash. The question is, shall -w'c mnloc junk of battleshins or civilization? AVe need to give less attention to the drcadnaught type and more to he fed-not class. AVe expect any day to hear the small towns clamoring for a battle ship for the public square. If Japan really wishes to win America's sympathetic interest, it might start a famine over there. If you have a family skeleton, don't let her expose her shoulder blades in a backless evening gown. Only approximately G minimis Greeks doilro to emigrate to this country as Boon as they can. Anyono who reads tho newspapers knows the Greek Is a prolific Inotlcgger, easy to catch, and not sanitary around his still.": Pophottlesljdiisls 'somewhere Is always getting nalihe I f :r t'amnlln;; on tho last Constitutional ainond.iieat. Preserving peace will be a simple matter if the nations will devote a little energy to deserving pence. " : : ' If they used as much hemp for hangings as AVatsou says they did, v. here do they get the material for five-cent cigars? ' . J ; , who dread, a siclmess are Sure to e-b H. '-n eicttinit op early and doiab chores IS Si 'V better- Than, stayirvg up late anxt-v. isicninj -to Is foolish.; r"epeatirt it is otip ardort-able. "(Tie best "things you do Rf-c always done for some, orte cl5e. "people who listen, -to you patiently may not be irL-ttreated 'I Y but only i- Yfiicn- -money and. opporfcorti ty coma "fcogeirLCr the devil mokes "the -most of 'rb.'. : HEZ HECK SAYS: sv V?cv io die -first before earn-irt,' wKicft reliflioa is r cCv ribk-t' kM j HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW? AVcll, if, Amerieaan't collect what the Allies owe. here,' she can nt least -piiyii little lit tent ion to what she. owes MtscU. ' l! ! ! BAFFLED AGAIN (Pondleton EaBt Oregonlan) When Jlujor Swartzlamler drove Into town from tho agency this ', morning ho discovered a wrecked auto near the agency hltl witli a dond horso tying nearby. Tho car had a broken fender anil a smash ed radiator. A natural assumption was that tho car hud collided with t''o horse hut the fa?ts thus' far are nnt ascertainable. Owing to tho suow. n nunit)ev o;' citizens nro hiding their Ida utelci comf"r'e-s iiiunriod by t'iri:i f-i.m tuld l!e west and cn-drm P 'Iuik. "oriKGOM TK.st ii!:i;m t" i:hsiv (Ildllno Portland T.-ler:vii I Which way? It's none of our business, but we wonder wha.t AVilhclm thinks ol the theory that armament, is essential to national preservation. "The world must be made safe for babies." Darn it,-there 's another job for the marines. The greatest enemy of government by the people was the man who invented committee rooms. Count that day blest whose low descending sun brings us no even ii.g postman with a dun. The industrious boy who is willing to do anything to make money imiy ; .row up to be an expert witness. An unspankeil youngster doesn't respect parental authority, and that explains why people don't respect law. Tho 11th annual hug hefting contest of C. Wig Ashpole and (I. Nichols started this nni. under auspicious cir cumstances despite tho Inclemency of tho weather. A largo percentage of tho guesses are being made with one! hand on the thigh of tho Bwinc. ! An orator in the corn bell says the farmers must learn to mar ket the finished product. !oy, page. Mr. A'olstead. AV'o agree with Ihc make-up man who placed the story of a speed er's death under the heading, "Community Improvements." Tho Trigonta Is down to tho gas bolt, which caused a slight bulge in tho linoleum strata, south of the radia tor, in tho Nash district. THE HEAD IS A PECULIARLY CONSTRUCTED ADJUNCT (Pendleton Tribune) "Wo can do you a great sorvieo and save you headaches. Our llhick Cat Cement will stop leaks In cement canals, wooden flumes or joints of Iron Humes. Tho marines on mail trains have Bitot all kinds of puciple, but no robbers to date, if their zeahiusness keeps up, It won't bo safe to go near the dcixit. About the only men who are able to support the tastes of n gentle man are (hose who never had time to acquire Ihe tastes. What Is Spent on Armament 1 What armies fought at the battle of .Marathon? '' " '.' '2. What is a eomlotc? ' ! ' ' 'i Of what Is pathology the science?' 1 Where is tho Alhambra? ' 6 What are the first two words of tho'Doclaratiori of Independence? ' . .6 What are facets? ' '' V Approximately liosV' many miles vertically separato the -highest moun tain peak and' tho"' greatest ocean' depth? 'I 8 Who was tJeronlnio? ' !) What Is tho 'highest possible score in bowding? JO What Js bran?'"' Answers to Yesterday's Questions 1 On which coast of Florida Is Tampa Hay? Ans. West. '1 On tho coast lino of what state is Capo Blanco? Ans. Oregon. 'i What famous national wonder is In Kentucky? Ans. Mammoth Cavo. 1 What cloth is nutdo from flax? Ans. Linen. 5 What is the most southern sea coast city in California? Ans. iJan Diego. fi What presidents besides tho three who wore assassinated, died in office? Ans. Harrison and Taylor. 7 Who Is governor of Montana? Ans. Joseph It. Dixon. (j What was the first amendment to tho constitution? Ans. It forbid tho establishment of a slate religion and guaranteed freo speech. 8 What two American states con tain more negroes than white people? Ans. Mississippi and South Carolina. 10 Who is king of Italy? Ans. Victor Emmanuel III. Cut This Out It Is Worth Money Cut out this slip, enclose with 5c and mail it to Foley & Co., 2835. Sheffield Ave., Chicago, 111., writing your naino and address clearly. You will receive in return a trial iiackage. coutaiulng Foley's Honey and Tar Compound fort coughs, colds and croup; Foley Kidney I i'ills; for pains In sides , and back; rheumatism, backache kidney and '. bladder nilincnta; and Foley Cathartic Tablets, a wholesome and thoroughly cleansing cathartic for constipation, biliousness, headaches, and . sluggish bowels. Sold everywhere. Adv. CHERRO CHIMES The sight, they enjoy truly, Tho your teluM'l' is unruly. When tho fire is thrashed almut, And. you warm up, till tis out. What a Happy Thought: Cherro Flour A Special Hard Wheat Blend $2.25 a 49 lb. sack at your grocer (To bo continued.) Ye boss Is back from the seat ol' government. His stirring articles on Admiral Kato's "stone carved face' have caused tho local Nipponese to all bo ns expressionless as a mop handle. Tho usual Monday din was augment ed by Mr. Arthur lla.elrlgg donning un uproarious pink cliiit. A BARNYARD BEREFT (Corvallis Gnzctte-Tlnies) Yesterday afternoon a severe storm struck this. place. Lightning struck a barbed-wire fence on the place of Hosea (lllklus, killing three cows, their names being Maiy, Lulu and Harriett. L. Kali had the Needy bill patched up one day last week. (Oregon City Enterprise). Tho Christmas -spirit. The Disarmament Conference has arranged for "peace on earth." exclu sive of Ireland, and for "good will towards man," exclusive of sweeties v.'tth pearl-bandied pistols. The (ax collector Is the best remin der of the importance of Ihe Confer once, on Limitation of Armament. He gives a meaning we all can understand to l.nuiliar but vague phrust'S, like tin' crushing burden of armament, the. .curse of war. etc. Hut a statistician's j figures on the cost of maintaining ex lifting armies and navies give a broad !er impression of tho situation, If it is i out s- poignant. j What, for example, is the proportion of (lie respective national budgets as- sl cned to Hie ii lo i-p of jinnies ami navies"." Hero are. some of the hih peivi nt.r es; l.liliuania, htiil iti the cradle el' independent nationhood, spent TJ.r per cent ot" her revenues on her army in l'.oi; Cucce. Mill at war, m.l per rent; Japan, -IV.it per cent; Poland, threatened by Russia and wrangling" Willi tiennany, hl.ti per cent; China, the pacifist power. -11.1' per cent; (lennany, : uspende.t lie-tw-ci n France and chaos, ;; 1 a per cenl ; Svv ii.erlanil. seemingly pcarctul and secure, ell! per cent; Spain, at vvar with lie .Mt.o::; and none too stat!e within. ei:i per cent; the t inted States, with the lils'.hrst pay rale and costs of any nation. ;; 1 per cent: Chile, ()ii:i'. telling with her lieilihe; a to the north, 113 per cent; i urUey, L's per cent: Portugal, "7.1 per ceit; India. 1'li.S per coat; Uracil. LTi per cent: -ii'eat Hritain, L'l per cent; Sweden, --' it per cent. I These percentages do not represent jtho relative weight of the burdens borne by the respective countries. The t'nited States, for example, can hour I her ill per cent, if that is the correct 'figure, tlumgh we think it too high, fur j better than Oerniauy, Switzerland, j Spain or Chile, owing to her financial i strength anil enormous resources. Put no American likes (o think that we Imusl pay I cents of every dollar of our revenue for such insurance against attack as an army and navy offer. Chicago Tribune. Dyed Her Dress, Coat and Skirt for Few Cents K;ich )itri;ii,'n (if "Diamond Dyes" cunlahiH ilirecUonH so Mmplu any wiiiuiin can tlyu or tint lu'i worn, shabby dives, tklrt.s, waist a, mats, stockings, HWi-atcrs, cowriiiKs, dia pe rils, haimiiiKS, t vcrythiiiK. vxvn If sh has never dyed be fori. Buy Diamond l.yes" no other kind then per feet home ilyeimx is sure because Diamond Dyes are Kiiaranteed not tu spot, lade, streak or run. Tell your drtiKKiat whether the material you wi.sh to dye Is wool or silk, or whether il is linen. eottnii or mixed roods. Adv Iltlllill BREAD! Give it a more important place on your table. Seo that your children cat more bread at meals and betweon meals. "Watch them Krow rosier and .stur dier. Teach them tho value of tho world's greatest food. Piead is your Vst Food Kat more of it. Kat NUT-BROWN BREAD "Tho limtd That IStillil' PEERLESS BAKERY . Ask your dealer for NUT BROWN nnE.vn A M erry Christmas BY Cherro Flour The Directors and Officers of this Bank extend to all their friends the best of Good Vi3l1cs for a Merry Christmas and a prosper ous and Happy New Year. Jackson County Bank Established 1888 Member Federal Eeserve. U The Desired Gilt " '"H i ' i ' i I : I " I II ! GROWSON'S for Christmas We are preparing daily an endless variety of packages in sizes from half to ten pounds, in plain and elaborate styles, with but one quality "CP.OWSON'S" made in our own shop for lovers of good candy everywhere. May we suggest as especially pleasing, a genuir.e Leather Jewel or Glove Box, packed to your order with her favorite sweets, or glace fruit. We pack and wrap for mailing SOVTHKliV OITOXJOX'S LKADIXO t'OXFKCTIOXEUY I tOli Everything in Holiday Smokes Most all men enjoy something from this Man's Store and here we offer the choicest quality in "smok-ables." Nothing but tho highest typo or Cigars is pre sented at prices that are truly moderate. When you buy here you get every assurance, that tho recipient will appreciate the gift. Special boxes of .". 10, IT,. r,0, luil. to give tile cigars a holiday appearance are offered free of charge. BROWN & BROWN